Hitman Patient Zero The Author: 3 Ways to Play - GHOSTFACE PEN KILL

[@susansparrow]

If this were real life: Andy's read all the briefing notes and already has a plan, Jane glanced at it sure, but is there for the love of the kill and Mike didn't bother to read the notes and thinks that one bomb fits all.

[@bent2461]

Perfect combo

[@averyabbott4162]

And we all know who the history books will remember

[@gabrielmendez4161]

And together they could take over the world

[@nathanthompson4613]

Avery Abbott Jane. She will survive us all

[@smnoy23]

Well, as the size of a bomb increases, the number of problems it can't solve approaches zero, so he's SORTA right

[@NekoEcho13]

Mike: well I know how Andy's gonna be doing this then. Andy: ohmygod I need that costume. Priceless. XD

[@frostywhiskers5292]

NekoEcho13 I just saw that lol

[@mar_speedman]

Well you need to know Andy inside out to mercilessly annoy him like only Mike can! lol

[@bubblesbubbleton2747]

I fell out laughing when that happened! 😂

[@andymcp4752]

The girl breaking up with the guy over text just knocked 47 off the top spot for most stone cold character in this game

[@jeebus2121]

I've been on the receiving end of that once.

[@delpantion6045]

Andy Mcp why do you say that? Do you know that girl? Oh that's why she's the most Stone Cold

[@populousclone7330]

Andy Mcp I dumped my gf over text because she had a threeway and I wasn't there, cheating as (BEEEP) suckin all that (BEEEP)

[@delpantion6045]

Medua even in a situation like that. it STILL wouldn't be acceptable!!.......The Classy thing would have been for YOU to have a threesome with out HER

[@squashyball]

I hope that was the girl that got punched in the face by the clown she saw in the mirror.

[@thesilentexo7539]

Well, Mike probably just gave that woman a lifelong fear of clowns. Congratulations.

[@johnhandzlik659]

the irony is that she liked clowns before mike showed up

[@Khanemis]

Well we are all born with innate fear of clowns. Mike just made it worse...

[@JoshWalker]

I wonder if she's the one who broke up with that guy via text…

[@Travgra]

Can't have a fear of clowns if you're dead. Mike could've done her a favor

[@Hellwyck]

The silent Exo "Well we are all born with innate fear of clowns." No, we're not. I'm not afraid of them, never was.

[@Kingkent1207]

I love that three ways to play is back: Andy: Before I go I must erase the video taps; Jane: "probably not as many hit-mans on this one; Mike: lets unnecessarily fed this guard into a wood chipper and bath in his blood.

[@MegaDale42]

And then kick a fisherman off the pier.

[@omegaawakens6771]

@@MegaDale42 "think fast" lmaoo

[@fallenolympian9860]

Andy did that too. In one of the earlier videos

[@toe_sucker_4165]

Mike kills every non-Target he can

[@rj_ay8172]

"I don't look a gift opportunity in the horse mouth," - J. Douglas, 2017

[@sisiissiisslsosioss4621]

Haha

[@CadeAlex]

What was she even trying to say

[@theendlessoptimist]

@@CadeAlex "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" - because horses can be aged from their teeth apparently, so the phrase means you shouldn't be all judgey about the quality of a gift by looking it in the proverbial mouth.

[@boaz6346]

Timestamp?

[@mortifidpenguin]

Jane and Mike : We should hide this body somewhere INTO THE OCEAN WITH YOU

[@commandonigward573]

Mortified Penguin he gets the joint ocean man that's a blessing

[@mortifidpenguin]

Guess it beats getting dropped in a dumpster sans the fact that he's dead

[@commandonigward573]

Mortified Penguin that is true but you're never dead in the ocean you're just a part of it

[@timothymclean]

Boy, will Jane be embarrassed when she realizes she took a page from Mike's playbook!

[@ExcelExcel]

To be fair, it's not like there was a conveniently located trash bin RIGHT THERE or anything.

[@jonathanewing652]

"I knew I should've brought lock-picks! I brought shurukiens instead!"- sums up Mike's entire Hitman strategy.

[@RedBishop_]

"Can you pick locks with a shuriken?" Sure, you can. ba dum, tss

[@thelocalcrusader9522]

Ya lel he brings weapons instead of tools

[@DEMIxGODxSHADOW]

I was going to make the same ken joke

[@albrown7977]

Can I pick a lock with a shurukiens? I'm sureyoucan't.

[@RobCleverPig]

Andy hears the target is a potential mass murderer. Proceeds to justify killing him for his terrible literature.

[@_._---.]

47 mentions a flaw of the book talking with Craig Black and that is the inconsistency of the narrative. So he does terrible literature. Technically true.

[@dallydaydream]

"Well I know how Andy's going to be doing this then." "OH MY GOD I NEED THAT COSTUME" Whoever edited this rocks. :) (And kudos to Mike for knowing Andy so well :P )

[@MatthewAshworth]

Andy should've said "Pen is mightier than a sword" when doing the pen kill. Or "I've written him off too quickly". Or "This prose sure will leave an impact".

[@lewashby8662]

At least the achievement is named like that

[@handlebarfox2366]

Live by the pen, die by the pen.

[@masroorahmadbani1712]

@@handlebarfox2366 that is a lovely quote

[@jeffcarbine7595]

I feel like if Michael Bay had directed Hitman it would look like all of Mike's playthroughs.

[@johnhandzlik659]

Jeff Carbine no it wouldn't have been fun like this episode and the action wouldn't make sense

[@polkarrty]

Apparently the john wick director is directing a new hitman tv show Hope its really good

[@josiahwebster523]

That sounds great actually

[@josiahwebster523]

@dapper

[@polkarrty]

I KNOW i cant wait

[@Hopeitsagood1]

Perfect disguise, no one would expect 47 to have hair

[@TMWriting]

A plumber in a red jumpsuit stands smoking in a sewer. His brother, dressed in green, runs into the room looking terrified. "Did you see that serial killer just walk past?" "Oh he's fine, he's just a super fan who won a competition or something." "Oh. Cool. It's just, he was putting somebody in a crate and laughing really creepily to himself -" "Lou, it's fine. I'm sure he isn't going to ironically kill the author by slamming his face into an ornate fountain pen." Silence between the pair. "That was really specific, Mario. Like, really specific." Mario takes a drag from his cigarette.

[@PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt]

Tom Morgan and then he takes a drag of the body of Luigi to a nearby trash bin

[@randomboi8577]

Tom Morgan nice story

[@jhsand1515]

1. Jane, that murder was not accidental. 2. Fantastic editing cut from Mike calling out Andy to Andy confirming.

[@rowanchurch702]

Andy: Get all the Hitmans, Jane: Try to get all the Hitmans, Mike: "Bathing in the blood of my enemies." Yep, everything is normal.

[@matthegamer2232]

Rowan Church don't see anything wrong here

[@verfuncht]

Andy: reasons out that no one will go into the shed; puts unconscious person in there. Jane: far enough away from the crate that she doesn't want to take any risks; throws the guy in the river. Mike: doesn't bother to look 10 degrees to the right and see the crate; throws the guy in the river.

[@MrNex]

That girl breaking up with a guy over text? "Top 10 Anime Betrayals"

[@frodobaggins7710]

Mike killing that guy fishing was the perfect end to this video.

[@ItsThatVogue]

think fast hahahaha

[@dokosjoanna]

Whoever edited this video did a great 👍 job. Mike " hey they are doing a knockoff Scream sequel. I know what Andy is going to do. " Andy "what is this? I need that costume.!" Perfect timing.

[@highspotplays]

Three ways to play: Andy - "I'll sneakily infiltrate the book signing." Jane - "I'll sneakily poison the dry ice and knock the target out." Mike - "I've done very little organization and a lot of murdering."

[@skilletborne]

Andy - "I'll sneakily infiltrate the book signing." Mike - "I've done very little organization and a lot of murdering." Jane - "I don't look a gift opportunity in the horse mouth"

[@Sean-ne3gx]

_sees the thumbnail_ "Hmm, I wonder what disguise Andy is going to use for as long as he can." Mike really knows his co-hosts

[@Lyumia02]

Andy-True Neutral Jane-Lawful Evil Mike-Chaotic Evil

[@Meat_Tofu]

Andy = Patience Mike = Screw it beat up and kill everyone Jane = A bit of both

[@boomxhakalaca3660]

Ah I was gonna bring lockpicks!! I brought shurikens instead... You can pick a lock with a shuriken right? Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached peak Mike

[@TheDrFunkenstein]

I don't know about you guys but I HATE when I accidentally bring my shurikens instead of my lock picks for work.

[@SaitosaBard]

Oh, please, lockpicks? What is this, 18th century? Shuriken master race.

[@RetepAdam]

With the right mindset and positive attitude, a shuriken can be a lock pick too.

[@DHTGK]

and bloody fingers

[@onyxtay7246]

RetepAdam So long as it's a master lock.

[@Xhumed]

TheDrFunkenstein that's how i lost my job as a locksmith... and got arrested for Assault With A Deadly Weapon.

[@beholdnonsense5100]

Ah, it's my favorite game: Let's see how many people Mike kills while Jane and Andy boss the level

[@Banquet42]

13 minutes until he starts to go 'Full Mike', is that a record?

[@X3._.n3]

Banquet42 I think so. Apart from that time with the exploding duck where he didn't even get suspicion

[@clearbeard2380]

Kathy Aird , I haven't watched this yet , I think Andy will do the best , Jane will do good too but come second , and Mike will drop at least a dozen bodies , leaving plenty of witnesses , get recorded by at least 3 security cameras , take no advantage of any murder opportunities you can discover , have a large shootout , blow up something , and do everything in his power to get arrested or killed , just like usual .

[@bent2461]

That's what this series is great for

[@clearbeard2380]

I guess I was 90% right with my assumptions .

[@antimon05]

Reoccurring utterances in the Hitman let's plays of OXbox: Jane: Let me justify that! Andy: Oh my God I need that costume! Mike: Ooh that's gone badly wrong!

[@jonathanewing652]

Mike wins the "Best Exit" award!

[@ItsThatVogue]

think fast hahahahaha

[@vivian4329]

"I knew I should have brought lock picks! I brought shurikens instead" is the most Mike sentence possible, possibly after "I knew I should have brought lock picks! I brought an exploding rubber duck instead." Also somebody should really show Mike about the flying phone (and other flying stuff) in Hitman. He'd never do a level normally again.

[@violetmoon1587]

Clearly the people of Sapienza take great pride in the up keep of their cemeteries.

[@srbindy2477]

I feel bad for the residents of Sapienza, this is the 4th time they've had an assassination! And if you count all the people who play like Mike its a truly hellish town.

[@handlebarfox2366]

The graveyard is useful.... though if Mike is around, it's a tossup whether you'll be buried there or fertilizing it.

[@seanthebluesheep]

"Ghostface Pen Kill" sounds like an album name for a techno-metal band

[@djster27]

Oh my God Jane talk about kicking someone when he’s down or chocking him then deciding to drown him for the “greater good” when he’s down!

[@andreabasalto]

And there was a dumpster right there.

[@whoneedstosleep]

I don't know which kill was more hilarious, Jane's casual drowning, Andy's Ghostface pen murder, or Mike's insistence on an explosive double kill.

[@Makarosc]

Whoneedstosleep the pen

[@PorcupineFood]

Andy- Calculated and realistic Jane- Opportunist Mike- Mass murderer The proof is in the pudding

[@ellbent]

Andy: Ra's al Ghul Jane: Deathstroke Mike: The Batman Who Laughs I do it like Deadshot 😹 ((It's DC, sorry if you don't get it))

[@aga3852]

And I am eating flan at the moment too XD

[@charissaosullivan7326]

Mike's commitment to the clown outfit is everything

[@thurkelofwarwick926]

I like how it is now canon that Rocco doesn't survive

[@DarkMoon689]

Poor Rocco never stood a chance

[@dallydaydream]

Either that or he was tired of being killed in every playthrough and moved out

[@dichu1826]

Or he was fired and got evicted, because he's always late for work and can't afford the rent.

[@dallydaydream]

Dichu: Okay yes you win ^_^

[@thurkelofwarwick926]

Or he has been arrested as someone in his work uniform has been spotted all over town bumping people off.

[@kaizoaudio1798]

I really have to give props to the editor on these triple-play-through episodes. Top notch.

[@mistertadakichi]

It’s not an OXbox hitman playthrough unless Mike feeds someone into a shredder

[@totalspoof8344]

It would be cool as sh@@ if there was a way for three hitmans playing one map and you would see each other dragging the bodies like a synchronized dance number. As they cross each others path they would say"good day"dragging their victim by the leg past each other. It would be epic.

[@ClareParkinson]

Plot twist: they are all eachothers targets.

[@bebei0000]

Poor guy, getting dumped twice in a minute. One romantically, one literally into the sewer.

[@Makkasappo]

"Can you pick a lock with a shurikan?" Shura-you-kan Mike :D

[@elafimilo8199]

Eyyyy

[@Crimson_Rogue97]

Mike: I knew I should have brought lock picks but I've got shurikens instead will that work? Probably, probably not.

[@justanaverageferret]

They need to make a Hitman achievement called Mike-opath. In which you have to eliminate every target in the main game with explosives while dressed as a clown.

[@Griffon29]

You know, I'm beginning to get the feeling Mike isn't taking these missions seriously anymore. Just keeps clowning around...

[@MonsterPumpkin]

OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS "I hope outside xbox will do another hitman video they are so fun"

[@TheTimelady1]

3 minutes in and Jane has already killed a poor heartbroken man. I'm proud.

[@Stabra_Cadabra]

"I knew I should've brought lockpicks. I brought shurikens instead." Mike's approach to Hitman in a nutshell.

[@Mavenkumz]

Andy.....standing ovation. Seriously. And Mike. The propane bottle....that was just pure poetry.

[@gssbcvegancat2345]

Jane almost went full Mike, NEVER go full mike

[@joeywild2011]

Unless you _are_ Mike

[@tformerdude6788]

Joey Wild EVEN Mike doesn’t go full Mike!

[@slytherclaw9159]

Going full mike is the least of her problems, never go full rtgames

[@nicholascross3557]

Andy wrote the book on this one, proving the pen is mightier than the eyesocket. Jane showed why you don't wave your weapon about where people can see you. Mike... Mike'd it, so we can't accuse him of just clowning about.

[@Javicelon]

I love how both Jane and Mike killed that poor guy who got texted dumped, sums of the life of an NPC in hitman, someone who has a bad day and gets killed.

[@beholdnonsense5100]

It's been a year and honestly there's not enough people talking about Andy's evil laugh. He barely even *tried* and it was brilliant

[@topsniper47]

Dude got dumped twice xD

[@Gguyrules]

i see what you did there!

[@JannPoo]

But at least the second time it wasn't by a text message.

[@Ganesha6661]

Is it me or Mike is really really into the movie "IT" or being the Joker OR Just clowning around

[@nickbestvater8635]

Balaganesha B.V Mike likes IT Andy likes Scream Jane likes the ocean.

[@nathanthompson4613]

Man In the hat Is The Ocean a horror, or is Jane just immune to terror?

[@marhawkman303]

Jane bathes in the delightful glow of Eldritch beings Mere mortal horror is nothing.

[@nathanthompson4613]

Mar Hawkman This is true. Why does she even bother with KZbin?

[@Ganesha6661]

well, I cannot deny the fact Jane likes the Ocean. She did just kill a guy by throwing him off to the ocean when there is a Dumpster just up the stairs.

[@boomxhakalaca3660]

I was gonna bring a lockpick!! ... But I brought shurikens instead... Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached peak Mike!

[@JoyFetters]

Man-Mike’s Play throughs have become a blood bath as of late...

[@MegaDale42]

Man-Mike? Is there a Woman-Mike, or some kind of Animal-Mike I'm unaware of?

[@Jekaterina92]

I love this series. With Outsidexbox it just feels like I have friends who are funny and witty and most important of all, actually exist!

[@rainofblaze6498]

Damn being killed with the pen by a discount ghostface would fit perfectly in a horror movie.

[@jonathanbyard5080]

'Any assassination you can walk away from is a good one' says Jane sprinting full speed towards the border.

[@acrown70]

This 3 ways to play hitman is fantastic. Please make more

[@VuduBlues]

There really should be some kind of support group for all the people 47 knocks unconscious and strips.

[@danielberntsson9429]

So Mike was actually stealthier than Jane despite causing an explosion and bathing in the blood of his enemies...Oh dear Jane..

[@Hendo9]

Andy: "Push, push, push" *pushes door open, walks through and leaves* Jane: "Push, push, push" *pushes door open, walks through and leaves* Mike: "Push, push, push" *kicks man in the back, pushes him to his death and leaves in a speedboat" Never change.

[@Eclipse_721]

Mike: Are they filming a lesser know Scream sequel; I know how Andy's going to be doing this *Cuts to Andy* Andy: Woah what the hell is going on...Oh my God I Need that costume!

[@TheDrKlaus]

Not even remotely surprised that Mike started dressed as a clown. I mean just think of all the explosives you can hide in the wig!

[@Loclar]

What? The Mediterranean Sea is an ocean now? I didn't "sea" that coming.

[@realmenwearpink1372]

I love how Andy and Jane wear suits and mike is wearing a clown suit very professional

[@OneMo1]

Its astonishing how the AI difficulties of a game (Easy, Medium, Hard) are clearly represented by Mike, Jane, and Andy respectively.

[@kaylalamp5479]

I love how different the levels of chaos are in the Hitman game plays. :D

[@galogiha]

my prediction? "i need to work on my stealth" shows up dressed as a clown and starts dropping duck bombs and shredding guards. classic mike.

[@nihonluv4715]

The OXBOX crew's personalities really shine in these hitman let's plays . . . . Andy: Calm, well planned, near perfect in execution, has regard for innocent lives . . . . Jane: Seemingly well planned but inevitably forced to ad lib, justifies her blunders, little regard for innocent lives . . . Mike: BLOWS EVERYTHING TO HELL!!!! with no regard for ANY lives . . . it's amazing you guys get anything done . . . #prayforAndy

[@AD_Gray]

I hope this series continues for a long time it's absolutely my favourite xD

[@thisisodsmith]

"You scream, I scream, we all scream for eye scream" - Craig Black

[@timothymclean]

Are we sure 47 hired to kill the author because he's carrying a deadly virus? I mean, writing a Twilight knockoff sounds like an offense worthy of the death penalty.

[@IceFireSam]

Andy the Professional Jane the Semi-Professional And then there's Mike.

[@acoknfao]

I like it much better when you all play it together--the conversation and joking between you three is what makes it so watchable. I miss that.

[@j.d.sdiary6379]

I like that when mike accomplishes one semi successful murder he is ecstatic and then when Andy gets five hitmans he is like “ meh”

[@mimim.5989]

Everyone keeps pooping on Mike's playing style but I respect his "let the world burnnnnnnn >:D!" way of play. At least I'll be prepared to handle it when my master plan descends into chaos because Mike taught me how to escape in my most compromised costume! GG!

[@WickedPhase]

Can you pick a door lock with a shuriken? - Mike 2017

[@brandensugden]

Poor SFX guy got dumped in the drink twice, even though he was choked out RIGHT next to a bin! It really just isn't his day, eh?

[@wolveneyes5147]

These 3 play videos are really fun. Whoevers doing the editing is brilliant.

[@coffeepoweredkatie6290]

....They do the editing.

[@Commanderd2007]

I love watching these 3 ways to play videos. It’s so wonderful to see different ways of playing and the funny commentary just is the absolute best :)

[@jessemaccormac2310]

"I knew I should have brought lockpicks, I brought shurikens instead" The most Mike sentence I've ever heard.

[@bendevvanve]

“I can’t believe my girlfriend just broke up with me over text. How could this night get any worse?”

[@X3._.n3]

When Jane was carrying him to the sea I was just singing "In the sea, In the sea, put him in the sea" you have ruined me Oxbox!

[@kirkanos4213]

I find it amusing that Andy is eerily proficient at being a hitman but is concerned about becoming too much of a serial killer while Mike on the other hand is a terrible hitman but is increasingly excited by the jetsetting clown murderer he's created.

[@TilfordM]

6:09 "I bet this is locked" ... "Oh this is locked, Unbelievable!"

[@custodeon]

Jane: professional + scary Andy: dramatic + humorous Mike: fast + loud

[@dragonjaw95]

Glad to see that Mike's hitman is still being powered by blood although he seems to aquire a new taste for clown murder.

[@possiblestranger]

The next It movie will be about 47 getting a contract to kill the kids, and they spend most of the movie debating which is scarier: Pennywise or 47 in full clown getup. It shall be called: HItman

[@superphantom100]

Mike: are they filming a lesser known Scream sequel, I know how Andy’s doing this. Andy: what do we got here I need that costume. Mike called it.

[@grrr1351]

I thought it was time for you to shine, Jane. But +101 humanity points for having the thought of destroying the virus instead of giving it to an international agency, and hopefully not leak it while doing so.

[@JairamWaddell]

Andy: Lets delete the tapes before I leave. Jane: Let's just leave. Mike: Let's kill a completely innocent man just because we can

[@norablanche]

Andy: "we know they're meeting in the graveyard at midnight" Mike: "I don't know where they're meeting" Off to a good start

[@PostNuclearMessiah]

After that prolonged effort to dump a body in the water. I'm beginning to think "mother of draggings" would suit Jane as a nickname.

[@shephawke91]

At the end of the level, Andy: Push! *47 pushes door Jane: Push! * 47 pushes the same door Mike: Push~! *47 pushes a guy intot the ocean with a clown boot

[@Brasc]

*Jane Plays Hitman* *Jane:* _~firmly steps into the character role as 47~_ *Something Goes Wrong in Hitman* *Jane:* _~Quickly leaps out of character role~_ What did you do, 47?! Look at what you did!

[@johnoneil9188]

Classic Mike. Didn´t bring lockpicks, brought shuriken instead.