HOI 4 - When you're bad at Germany

[@jerkysatsuma472]

ay 1 million views dunno if i'll ever be making more but it's nice to see this one was appreciated

[@kidnamedwalter8179]

Please make more I watched this for 100 times

[@kidnamedwalter8179]

Pls make

[@kidnamedwalter8179]

Please PALEASE PALEASE PLS PLS PLS PALEASE

[@skn1232]

Make more plsssss....

[@notdoggymoney]

Gg

[@brasilball353]

When the USSR cancels the non-agression Pact but you haven't finished taking over paris SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT

[@Fordring1776]

**Rushes troops to Russian border** SHIZER!

[@sanaralerx9488]

*Soviet Union has declared war on German Reich*

[@hudsonsmith8880]

Then your divisions get crushed and encircled by the Soviet tanks because they did not have time to entrench.

[@rockygams1683]

*hue

[@jakeflfirelegend5377]

Fallback line baby

[@Aecrim1]

"Reduce subject autonomy" LMAOOOOOOOOOOO LOOOOL

[@projectkepleren]

666

[@catalinnitica9718]

Mor

[@j3pu69]

1000th like

[@komradekevinthekommuneistd7362]

You normie abomination

[@kaboomvn3116]

1500th like

[@prcmapping1411]

“Reduce Subject Autonomy” cya 50 years later Slovakia!

[@skot8692]

PRC Mapping the funniest is when you watch this and you are from Slovakia

[@adamstastny8743]

@@skot8692 or czechia :d

[@espirireis8396]

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[@hollowknight805]

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[@martinxy1291]

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[@simonm.1884]

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[@talentleesdorito9771]

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[@ziemiatopiramida9309]

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[@mortenulp7503]

1:04 that always happens when Italy invades France instead of Germany

[@youtube_user8682]

Morten Ulp not in my game italy is overpowered,he singlehandedly invades france and british raj and succeed

[@lucashorst6438]

When my friend and I, playing Italy and Germany, invaded France a civil war erupted and France went fully communist. We simply steamrolled it after that and split it in half

[@theexam7394]

@@youtube_user8682 Italy's national spirit as AI is bloody aggressive af. They'll relentlessly attack France's Alpine Forts and rush Paris once they broke through. They are very aggressive in naval invasions, too.

[@aviatorraj7820]

@@youtube_user8682 mine too man they take out Africa France and UK single handedly while I am sitting there as Germany looking like 🤨🧐. I think mussolini is in steroids

[@youtube_user8682]

@@aviatorraj7820 yeab exactly

[@rub3774]

0:42 TO BE CONTINUED

[@polos3516]

1:01 best scene

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

These are so accurate it hurts.

[@itsalmostfun8567]

yep especially austria and the ussr not doing there thing

[@canadianguy7291]

I've never seen Austria refuse

[@seamuspink9098]

if you dismantle all your divisions one hour after the focus is complete they refuse

[@tonyhawksproskater2406]

@@seamuspink9098 But nobody does that.

[@TesekkurlerCreeper]

If Uk or france guaranttes,they may refuse.

[@kyrinpeterson2729]

I have once it was amusing then they got refused the studentland too

[@ArariaKAgelessTraveller]

@@tonyhawksproskater2406 uhmm.. I did

[@CoolMan0901]

Timelapse: 0:00-0:22 Austria refused Anschluss 0:23-0:45 USA joins Allies after Pearl Harbor 0:45-1:00 Soviet Union broke the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact 1:00-1:22 Paris liberated by the Allies 1:22-1:42 The Fall of Berlin

[@thezoque_]

I have to admit this... I play on recruit because I suck at the game...

[@espirireis8396]

Hah looooseer... wait I play at recruit difficulty too oh no I am a loser too :'(

[@alduintheanti-dragonborn]

DottEd Here's a hint when playing a game you've never played before, always choose the hardest difficulty first. You tend to adjust easier if you remain dedicated to the harder difficulty. At least I do.

[@Svalbardguttaable]

hey if you want to win as germany just spam many infantry divisions and tank divisions. take france. naval invade or paradrop into england. as soon as you have capitulated the allies you can focus all your troops at soviet union and voila. you win

[@corrinvondrachen1097]

I play Recruit so I can fuck around with History.

[@balalaika9114]

Varani the Dragon same. Regular for serious play throughs, recruit for alt-history.

[@TrocaTheNero]

Poor Slovakia.

[@richardkonyves6500]

Redbaron What kind of plague is that?

[@kitkat9322]

The one that betrays its brothers.

[@Soldaricos]

Hungarian and a Pole... Here we go again :/

[@richardkonyves6500]

Absolut Slav ?

[@TrocaTheNero]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Sebastian-hc8rj]

thats cool when the ussr breaks molotov pact he says 'Verräter' which means traitor xd

[@Jan-jc4rx]

oh wow LOL

[@zocker3393]

It's so much funnier if you understand german

[@eywbiraderimeywdabirazdaha8133]

Zocker 33 :D

[@joavalgoli]

Zocker 33 Ja wohl mein freund!

[@Icetea-2000]

Please keep an eye on Blondie so that that dog doesn’t shit in the park again XD

[@definitelynotthefbi4412]

Yeah I remember seeing the original video way confused.

[@henryficklin7176]

Ich wohne in Großbritannien und Ich spreche Deutsch in schule.

[@mortenbund1219]

Best one yet, to be honest.

[@senorhace4746]

And realistic

[@moderngermany9528]

after anschluss is refused *hitler: someone toucha mah spaghet (anschluss intensifies)*

[@darkhorsearmor3513]

Run Slovakia! Run!

[@sedriknguyenthanh4397]

True story bruh...

[@4ffff2ee]

If you want "when you're bad at germany" just look at history.

[@terrorcineable]

4ffff2ee hahahahahahahaha, german tradition

[@johnnygreenface]

G R not really. Just bad at fightung 30% of the earth's population

[@GardEngebretsen]

Free France was a European country although they had no land in Europe? Pretty impressive.

[@thehumanoddity]

The Americans were also there...

[@Icetea-2000]

G R The french Résistance contributed NOTHING to winning the war. Absolutely nothing. It’s just what you see in some movies like Inglorious basterds but in reality it was just USA and USSR who did the job. And btw, they were fighting the countries that owned almost all of earths land that wasn’t theirs so yes it’s safe to say it was a war with the world

[@redpotato2585]

I'm bad at Germany. Italy took France. Not joking

[@elsevehehehejihn1665]

Me too

[@DrEtzor]

Well, one game where i was taking over middle east, southern asia and africa, Italy took over USSR and Britain, alone. Oh, and Qinq took Japan as it's puppet. I wonder what kind of drugs the game was taking. Also, USA took Canada & Greenland and went fascist.

[@alphariusfuze8089]

When I took out British mainland and Franco British union form at Africa...long war at Africa...but no more threat in Europe

[@ReclaimTheMainland]

My first to fifth game was like: *Poland annexes Germany* But it's my sixth game now and I have an alliance with USA, Fascist UK, Vichy France, USSR, Italy, and other smaller states to fight Imperial Japan

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

This is me every time I play as Germany. WW2 broke out over Czechoslovakia.

[@garretthenry1649]

Do you play with custome settings? France might be determined to defend Czechoslovakia with alt history choices

[@sayori237]

-*REDUCE SUBJECT AUTONOMY* BANG BANG BANG BANG

[@themccarthyproject8654]

I just wanted to say I remember watching this video almost 4 years ago and then wanting to learn and play the game. I'm now 2500 hours in. Not sure whether to thank you or hate you lol

[@grandmofftarkin8519]

The fall of paris *the liberation of Paris*

[@simonm.1884]

1:07 furher : "Groza''

[@Sonicthehedgehogsuperfan]

I once took Warsaw then just lost it to Poland because I didn't pay attention to warsaw

[@Sozial-PatriotischeBewegung]

@@simonm.1884 GROßARTIG

[@Dragon905]

This is my favorite Hoi4 meme!

[@libertyisland6950]

1:03 From my experience I can say that this is what sometimes happens as well Germany enters Paris the Fall of Paris event occurs but then loses/abandons right after and the Liberation of Paris event occurs as well Very confusing I know

[@philiproe1661]

Hey! Who recorded me playing HOI4?

[@blakebobgamez1946]

damn I was gonna say that

[@flaviusbelisarius7517]

You play hoi4 while cosplaying your leader?

[@darklex5150]

@@flaviusbelisarius7517 mmmmm noooo who made you think of that? I mean not that i wear a hitler costume absolutly no.

[@DaMystt]

I will never get bored of watching this

[@madenmansmom7274]

0:42 when my girlfriend calls me to bed

[@aclassyshark1982]

These cut scenes were the best part of that game.

[@nono7947]

I'm so flattered You made a video about me, or about how good I play as Germany

[@whygoogle5977]

My friends in a nuttshell

[@1986debu]

This is my every playthrough so far, I'm afraid.

[@VodkaCat08]

try do usa or soviet next time and get good (in a nice way) :)

[@hoisoiboi6535]

Its so easy to break Mussolini's Hand.

[@scpfoundation5429]

You're not bad with Germany. Austria will have bigger chance of refusing anschluss if you play at Hard difficulty

[@itsalmostfun8567]

well you gotta point gotta admit

[@augustuss4073]

Bro I can’t even pass Belgium because the UK just spams like 300 divisions on there...

[@issiahvilches2299]

Fuzz my first play through I lost 200k troops in Poland

[@boborson5536]

Do you know about Tanks Bro.

[@fulcrum2951]

Bro

[@frazza5503]

you sound like the type of person who pushes with infantry divisions.

[@wom1320]

Just put some subs in the channel (with the full expectation that they will die)

[@thehavoccompany-a3]

I didn't even know Austria could refuse the Anschluss lmfao

[@Vipers_Pit]

Some times they do1 out of 10-20 times

[@xdxghostxdx2062]

“When you’re bad at Germany” “Do you even Germany bro”

[@madsharkz8640]

Me: * invades Belgium cuz there not in the allies * Belgium: * joins the allies meaning 5 different countries are invading now * *curb your enthusiasm theme starts playing*

[@slavskeleton1503]

Now we need a when your good at germany

[@jerkysatsuma472]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l3WWdZ6aeLOApNU

[@kerriganissler6840]

Me: *just watched a bunch of these* “Okay, im gonna watch something else that isn’t realted to this so im not thinking about it while im in the shower” * sees title and thumbnail * “-or not”

[@mr.unicorn3982]

After 550 hours of playing i still playing at regular THIS GAME IS HARD!

[@itsalmostfun8567]

I hate it when things spice up and slows the game like it starts in 1938 (slightly unnoticable) then notice it in 1939 gradually lags i mean slow in 1940 and slows to its fullest on 1941 thats my game tbh

[@fuuggertuck5037]

Mean while in my game *Poland invades Soviet Union and germany*

[@amogusyearsago]

0:04 my brain cells during the history exam

[@ioleks3069]

I explored this game because of your videos! Thank you very, much! (Before that I played this game in Roblox (Rise of nations))

[@commandercritic9036]

0:54 no hesitation from Slovakia there, the moment Germany grabbed the bust he was like “S***, RUN!!!!!!!!!”

[@zkave1899]

0:40 me when play as turkey and Britain ruins my plans

[@madenmansmom7274]

1:00 when i'm explaining to my grandma how to send an E-mail

[@Idk-yn4hy]

bro you already sended 2 comments

[@dantoxism8538]

Just take the netherlands the netherlands so it can be guaranteed by the UK then land in newcastle and you are p much invinsible after that make sure to make the treaty with the soviets to get your tank ahead of time though.

[@dantoxism8538]

I did all that before i did the anchluss

[@bog.9632]

HOI4 is the kind of game you don't want to fuck over too much, I don't feel right if I conquer the UK before 1939, I want to keep it historical

[@dantoxism8538]

Snoop Bogg Yeah buuut when youve beaten it historically a hundred times it kind of loses its charm acting ahistorically kind of brings that back and it's lots of fun.

[@landonvogts7295]

Dantoxism I

[@Atlas552]

You do want to make sure Japan's keeping the Allies busy in the Indies, one way or another. Keeps the British, Dutch and possibly French navies at bay.

[@papastalin7398]

This is lovely

[@corporalsilver6981]

I liked the last one you did, fucking finland on fire was so funny

[@austinka47]

Corporal Silver Finland?

[@corporalsilver6981]

I should have added a little more context to that, another one of this guys videos depicts finland on fire being chased by the ussr.

[@demonetizationball8430]

You didn't force to declare war after you finish a focus.....

[@jerkysatsuma472]

thanks for overthinking the joke you really increased the humour value and made the video that much better

[@daneliyo]

When you rage like hell

[@LazOyuncu61]

That's Raid WW2 contemt boiiiii!

[@titanicandthomasfan0559]

what program is used to make these types of videos?

[@jerkysatsuma472]

You don't need a specific program to make just these, I imagine everyone who makes these has their own that they use. I imagine most people use Sony Vegas, but I use Sony Movie Studio 13, it's kind of like Vegas' shitty little brother.

[@yoyoyeah9083]

and you also need tf2 and derude sandstorm to run it in high quality

[@Terra-Antares]

>Be me >It took dozens of tries but operation sealion is finally a success >Begins pouring most of army into Britain >Britain doesn't fall >Naval superiority in the channel falters >Soviet Union Breaks Non-aggression pact >US joins the war on the allies side >Early D-Day >Italy does an Italy >Spain joins the Comintern *Esc Key* *Quit to Desktop*

[@davefromtesco1565]

You think this is bad? On my first Germany game, I capitulated to AI Denmark on recruit difficulty. And no, I have not forgotten the shame.

[@ChristopheCheneau]

If you listen closely he says ''where else?!''

[@mustafatahir5507]

The fall of berlin -.- pulls out the panzershrek 🤬

[@Paper7144]

1:01 i like the part where he is surprised *kek*

[@Серёга-ф8е1и]

aahhahahahahha 1:27 aahhahahahhahah wat slovakia-strong XD

[@Cira512]

At least that raid ww2 footage went to something good

[@otulioeduardo780]

I mean, you can't be worse than Hitler, the dude literally died

[@Canada-_]

LMFAO, I laugh but this is me on anything but civilian difficulty. :(

[@frogmud]

this isnt being bad at germany this is just having terrible luck as germany

[@tf2anti963]

I actually finished the game where the scenes have been taken from

[@KnightEurasia]

Это видео по хои тематике- самое пиздатое.

[@anothga]

The best part was the one about Paris.

[@w.blurbs6379]

Everyone: * yeets out of Hitler's room*

[@ernestorivas3764]

You know your match of Hearts of Iron 4 is going to be a disaster since Austria rejects the Anschluss

[@bencedocs5684]

*Addii...Addiii...* *Shnitzel!!!!!!* Ahh mothar!

[@ViribusTheMapper]

Tbh I didn’t even know that Austria can refuse the Anschluss

[@gengarzilla1685]

It's uncommon, but they have the option to decline when you've got historical AI off. The only times I've seen it happen is when Hungary opposes Germany expansionism and creates the Pact of Rome faction with Italy to protect Austria.

[@rechnara3119]

0:34 he said laus which means run

[@vistagreat9994]

now do When you are Good at Germany

[@KommandantGSR]

so many good things that has happened in HOI4

[@chobez271]

this is the most accurate thing i have seen

[@lassihavukainen584]

I wont lie. This is defenetly me when I'm playing

[@jacencade4019]

This hits close to home.

[@user-ri1gq3ec2q]

Beacuse you suck at the game?

[@wilaipornhuansakul3227]

Wow Germany is so angry.

[@toxic5575]

On Start "Adi Schitzel" XD 😂😂

[@triangulum8869]

THAT ENDING

[@mrgopnik5964]

0:15 wait... that can happen?

[@marcmonge5193]

The original cinematic is from raid ww2

[@garchomp-if7514]

I’m bad at every country. Never nailed down troop building

[@outcast4087]

What are those movie or show parts that were used in this video? I'd like to watch a full version of it. Or is it acting by the owner of the channel? Upd. Nevermind, I've just checked the video description.

[@jerkysatsuma472]

yea it was 2 separate versions of myself and i was wearing impossibly 2D flag masks

[@majorasdude7728]

When history repeats itself

[@ukedii]

good work

[@lan42]

That one part at 0:42 where he just *f l o p s* makes me laugh so hard

[@papastalin846]

This is fun to watch

[@dionysiusramanandyka531]

Wow, that's some next level shit to be refused by austria

[@razmanrazman7320]

1:33 Wasting bullet bullet= Soldier While that guy is resistance GET REKT BY HITLER

[@ruizen7996]

My first game in hoi was germany conquered poland in 1937 pretty happy bout that

[@daz3540]

When you just installed HOI4 And you have no idea what the fuck you're doing

[@Pablohank]

0:13 Lol, in all of hours and days that i'm played HOI4, one time, only once fucking time Austria refuse me the anschluss

[@soyusmaximus7176]

Pretty much me when I started playing Hoi4.

[@fbispecialagents6288]

*My hand still hurts...*

[@gengarzilla1685]

Slovakia really had no idea what it was getting into.

[@darciel466]

1:10 j have ~200h in hoi4 and j never see this communicate :D .

[@mapperpolska5107]

Same i have 600+ hours lol

[@user-bg6wt5bi5f]

Because this is not vanilla hoi4

[@АркадійКорчинський]

Hello darkness my old friend................. ;(((

[@bourkey1567]

I feel attacked...