13:57 german engineers after being told to make a 1000 tonne tank
@Luh1nzk27 күн бұрын
Tonne? French? Bonjour!!
@NiluferARICAN8 күн бұрын
Gotta get that steiners counterattack
@thesus-ing881027 күн бұрын
The ice carrier can carry any type of plane
@boneman975127 күн бұрын
Including the new mothership
@infinity-planet380227 күн бұрын
You mean i can build an strategic bombers full of torpedos and put them on one of those ice Carriers? Gotta try that at some point
@No.0000027 күн бұрын
Is that a bug?
@thesus-ing881027 күн бұрын
@ no
@No.0000027 күн бұрын
@@thesus-ing8810 okay now thats silly 💀
@fourthofjulygaming379527 күн бұрын
The ratte land cruiser will surely help turn the tide in Steiners favor for his glorious counter attack!
@heavyhebrew25 күн бұрын
land cruiser recon variant, welcome to the Steiner Scouts!
@YoderMemeIndustries27 күн бұрын
Historian is baffled by alt. history expansion (circa 2024, colorized)
@aceade27 күн бұрын
14:00 "What is the point in making something like this?" So the Panzerkorps can say "That grid squares offends me. Delete it!" _without_ the artillery kill-stealing?
@AkiUwUx326 күн бұрын
So basically, it's the german version of temper temper? Edit: or italian... because funny spaghetti cannon
@aceade26 күн бұрын
@AkiUwUx3 I was quoting/paraphrasing The Chieftain, but that works just as well
@AkiUwUx326 күн бұрын
@@aceade ah, didn't kno but I'm glad you knew what I meant
@heavyhebrew25 күн бұрын
Just make Panzer the size of the square, now no space for enemy!
@MWSin127 күн бұрын
Italian super heavy land ship tank Weight: 1000 tons Armor: 350mm Main armament: 2 8mm machine guns
@Angry__German27 күн бұрын
It is almost as if you are realizing why super heavy tanks were already almost universally obsolete when they were finally constructed and why the "landcruiser" is an even worse idea, in real time. Again.
@thattigercat26 күн бұрын
The name makes this one even more amusing
@romanmorozov697427 күн бұрын
A few questions/notes: 1) it would take 2 years cuz you haven’t built up efficiency yet, so it’s gonna get better overtime 2) can you set another production late with 5 more mils? Kinda how there are multiple lanes of production for ships?
@darkdragonsoul9927 күн бұрын
yes and yes
@ohuckabee27 күн бұрын
Land cruisers are good if you're pretending to be the villain from Metal Slug and want to deploy bosses.
@robertlombardo843727 күн бұрын
I wasn't aware Metal Slug had a plot, much less an identifiable villain. 😂
@weetytoaster183526 күн бұрын
16:12 don’t worry, someone’s probably going to make a mod to bypass that, so you can dedicate more military factories to it.
@JohnSmith-qp7xu27 күн бұрын
Stak not realizing you can scroll on the design decisions to see more bonuses. The first Land Cruiser one, the full suspension gave speed & reliability instead of just reliability
@jamescasswell26 күн бұрын
Stak coming to the realization that super heavy tanks aren't anywhere near as good as people thought they were
@VivBrodock26 күн бұрын
the point is to be a Destroyer on land. it's what happens when you take a Navy officer and put them in charge of a tank division
@algernon695 күн бұрын
Well the huge historical guns like Dora were also pretty stupid: immensely costly, they required like 5-600 men to operate plus a storm of fighters to protect it, its precision was in the range of kilometers, and it could only fire once every 2 hours on average. Yes, they could do big damage *if* they managed to hit, but naval cannons were so much more effective, and for a fraction of the cost
@eisbergsyndrom501027 күн бұрын
The point is to LARP as a deranged super villain. Which is very fun.
@Exops23227 күн бұрын
I did this last night, do it as the Soviet Union using the Tank Refurbishment MIO, you get great reductions to cost and boosts to production on it. And just stack it with AA. Your units need one infantry and one Land Cruiser 😂
@thattigercat26 күн бұрын
Reminds me a little of a certain katzen on a certain magical planet
@trischas.280927 күн бұрын
BANEBLADE! The point is to field Baneblades.
@heavyhebrew25 күн бұрын
Enemy has Baneblade? Need more Baneblord Shadowsword laughs!
@benjaminokonski918627 күн бұрын
You really like making Paradox's job more difficult. Keep it up.
@skollgrimmson27 күн бұрын
To top the idea with the heavy howitzer... germany can also research the heavy gustav. Yes, this monster of an railway-gun
@MrKhamul9326 күн бұрын
you missed that you can dedicate more than 1 production line for land cruiser. You can user 5 per line, but you can just slap in 10 lines + 5 mils. if the production speed is ramped up, you get them pretty fast if you have something like 10 lines on work
@SWaaga27 күн бұрын
The point is to get 400+ air attack and clean the skies in a tic since anti dmg is calculated 400/x
@zlboyle9027 күн бұрын
Land cruisers can have helicopter and aircraft facilities. They are a great meme, but an utter waste of resources.
@zeakthetinysoviet370227 күн бұрын
What if Trostky had seized the reigns of the Mexican Nation?
@Eskeletor_21020 күн бұрын
I always go Trotsky when I play as Mexico
@barnabiro964626 күн бұрын
@stakuyi If you play Hungary and do the brown ideology after Szálasi is the nation leader and you're in a faction with Germany ( and you have less than 3 advisors ) you can Crown Hermann Göring the king of Hungary. I tried yesterday and it fan very fun, and I guess you'll also like it.
@aceade27 күн бұрын
Another alternative history idea with the Great War Redux mod: what if Germany did _not_ invade Belgium during WW1?
@Ollidol27 күн бұрын
Who knew that land cruiser tanks are a very daft idea.
@ScienceRules11827 күн бұрын
The Land Cruiser, AFAICT, seems best as an alternative to support AA/AT - ie., it can provide metric crap tons of Air Attack and Piercing while only filling a single support company slot. This also means it’s cheap enough to not need more than ~10 mils (which is good, because you can’t put more than 10 mils on producing Land Cruisers).
@ScienceRules11826 күн бұрын
Or, to correct past me, 5 mils in vanilla.
@thattigercat26 күн бұрын
You can't just....make another line to add another 5? Is that a mod thing?
@ScienceRules11826 күн бұрын
@@thattigercat you can - I should have said 10 mils *per line*, sorry for the confusion.
@ModTheBot27 күн бұрын
The point is that it’s stupid and impractical.
@USS_Grey_Ghost27 күн бұрын
What if the Italian Navy had been lead by the aggressive admirals at the beginning of WW2
@boneman975127 күн бұрын
This kinda highlights why special projects are a rare case of “bad in concept, but good in execution.” Yes it’s historically accurate that it’s so impractical there’s no reason to use it so it makes sense to represent that in game… but then why put it in the game Yk?
@Georelic3527 күн бұрын
Fact
@wolfpocalypse627027 күн бұрын
Honestly, the sub techs and a few others are good but yeah all the big wonder weapons are just not needed
@boneman975127 күн бұрын
@ I just generally feel like they could be a bit more viable as I feel like nothing in any video game should ever not be viable. If it’s not viable, don’t implement it.
@PancakeNation127 күн бұрын
And also can you do a Nepal world conquest?
@starak9726 күн бұрын
the level 2 forts also has a land cruiser module
@corbwools020326 күн бұрын
the 2c bis is looking jealous
@Dallen926 күн бұрын
it's the same purpose as a battleship.... only it's on land!! 😀 literally the land cruiser serves as the next evolution of the Rail Artillery Guns. I could see these being used to turn cargo ships into full bore mega battleships
@CaptainCool22327 күн бұрын
Next do anti air only
@robertlombardo843727 күн бұрын
Ready to unleash eleven barrels of HELL!
@user-xf8mz9ko4r26 күн бұрын
The conclusion I got is that you made a Metal Slug tank
@thomascoffin329226 күн бұрын
I would love to see that Artillery only challenge
@jeremyglass428327 күн бұрын
I think navy only is next, UK or USA are good for that. (For divisions you can only use marines, but you can have other units that your won't use to increase the special forces cap)
@rickharrison686227 күн бұрын
Just noticed you forgot to put your insta info where you post your shorts in your YT channel description, just a heads up lol, keep up the great work
@lucabuchwald974427 күн бұрын
"What if the USSR had double the military industry of Germany in 1936?"
@davebaker462927 күн бұрын
Man is surprised when Land Cruiser's are pointless...🤦♂️🤣
@darkespeon740227 күн бұрын
Alt history idea: what if Italy waited until 1942 to join the war
@month3227 күн бұрын
Easy explanation. Someone wanted to make a Baneblade. 11 barrels of hell!
@jesefvinkracoski720926 күн бұрын
Mon recap de l'année dis que je suis dans le 0.3% de tes abonnés. J'écoute 27x plus que la moyenne. Disons que tu est mon préféré de tous ❤😂❤
@KaKrassh26 күн бұрын
umm, this looks like a Paradox trolling of broken build specialists . . .
@stevenbyford561526 күн бұрын
"What is even the point of this????" Because it's cool.
@tarryattorney141427 күн бұрын
We now got terminator space marines 🤣
@noneed4sleep6427 күн бұрын
The Land Cruiser allows you to stack metric shit tons of AA, piercing, soft/hard attack and armor onto your infantry divisions without filling out your support companies. Is it efficient? Good God no. Is it fun? Absolutely.
@tsamoka649627 күн бұрын
Hi Stakuyi! If you think it'd be worth it, I think a playthrough of the Youjo Senki Redux mod would be fun to see. Please? It would really make my day. =^x^=
@jakemolenaar615627 күн бұрын
On Germany my landkruzer is built 1.5 a week
@nikoclesceri226727 күн бұрын
new thumbnails look good, but are very loud
@edgychico931127 күн бұрын
You should play War Thunder on either PC or Mobile.
@sciencechicken766926 күн бұрын
Frankly ive not had issues making landships myself Literally put one in all of my divisions as Finland (Ok i got only like 48 divisions but still) by 1943 And crushed Soviet Union
@haydenrobbie736827 күн бұрын
is the australian wounder weapon just emus?... or maybe turning emus into raptors...
@sqwidlord834427 күн бұрын
13:41 because why not
@Wiffardofoz-i2p27 күн бұрын
🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐shrimp
@super_jeday27 күн бұрын
got this video recomended afrer 26 seconds after realese
@USS_Grey_Ghost27 күн бұрын
what if Czechoslovakia had refused the annexation and mobilized its forces?
@heavyhebrew25 күн бұрын
Land cruiser? Stupid Flying Aircraft Carrier? Ya boooooooi
@Luna_Christine27 күн бұрын
Left Opposition Soviet Union flying brick?
@autoworld5627 күн бұрын
Are we still supposed to comment alternate history suggestions?
@historyofeverythingpodcast27 күн бұрын
I am doing an alternate history video next so probably off the next one
@JoelDrake-t8d26 күн бұрын
Is there a way to make a what if Lennon started his revolution in Germany instead whilst at the time of ww1
@YovenBonJoven27 күн бұрын
still waiting on the super heavy td tank divi vid still works somehow
@palehunter671127 күн бұрын
Navy only no balls!
@Boatwater27 күн бұрын
You have yet to verify your clock Stakuyi
@Chaoskiki92327 күн бұрын
Day 75 of asking stakuyi to do the goddess viira path for barrad magroacy in equestria at war
@Elyseon27 күн бұрын
Moar dakka!
@DustyOldPanda27 күн бұрын
Can't you just add more lines of production? You can with the howitzers.
@hellothepeeps489526 күн бұрын
Certified day 2 of asking for a Kaiserredux Paraguray-American Union State run!!!!
@henrywilson213627 күн бұрын
How ya feeling? Your last video had a car crash in it.
@historyofeverythingpodcast27 күн бұрын
I’m ok, other things are happening but I am ok
@Rick79LUFC27 күн бұрын
How much in total is the Mongolia trip please 😊
@feontrix178327 күн бұрын
Can you play milenium dawn and reclaim the British empire
@FredFish9927 күн бұрын
Video 67 of asking you to play Comoros millennium dawn.
@daniellovestortoises304427 күн бұрын
What if the greeks won the turkish war for independence
@JackAttack177627 күн бұрын
could you do a video on the Varangian Guards? I was thinking something along the lines of the "how to become a mercenary video" kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3_PoWeDpK5mnqcsi=4HegBqlxFVt1u7um explaining how it specifically worked and how you would join their ranks, what the requirements to be able to join were, etc, etc, etc.
@Misky44727 күн бұрын
Do I have to be 18 to go on the Mongolia trip 😭
@xxbeastmode-sh3iv27 күн бұрын
Can't you still get subs that have t9ns of range with like 1 or 2 sub detection because I think that's more broken especially if you are fighting japan, America or Britain
@coloneloper27 күн бұрын
Are you idksterling?
@WarHunter-warthunder27 күн бұрын
Day 2 of asking stakuyi What if WW2 Happened In modern times/ fourth reich
@James-ep2bx27 күн бұрын
Tank pope anyone?
@WE_DONT_LIE27 күн бұрын
Day 3 of asking for stakuyi to play the new german order submod of EAW
@andresdominguez491427 күн бұрын
(Video 31) What if the United Arab Republic was a success? (Egypt/Cold War mod)