Hoi4: The Pope Cleanses all Heresy (Secret Papal Path)

[@faterevelation]

The pope: "yo dawg, that was mighty uncatholic of you, gonna have to bless with these bullets"

[@Kma99107]

Knew a guy who was so superstitious he actually got a priest to bless the water he used to forge bullets and knives and such, dude was weird

[@kirbfruit]

Historically the Catholic church was big on development of science. So the research one actually makes sense.

[@IamDrDapper]

If a dad plays the Papal states, is it the Papa-l states?

[@jake_mu7550]

Pa-paul is how I read that lmao

[@frix1769]

Well in italian pope is papa and dad is papà

[@SulphuricPotatoe]

This is golden

[@1224chrisng]

Airplane!

[@tommygunz1174]

Pope is Papa in Italian so…

[@trevorhall5148]

AND the best part of this secret tree is once you finish the secret portion, you can still recreate the Roman Empire of Greater Italy if you wanted to puppet Spain and take the rest of the Mediterranean coast line

[@alauddinahmadshah7505]

Just imagine it for a second, an Empire for the Pope! Free Children for every bishop! yey! :D

[@Henry-1221]

@@alauddinahmadshah7505vine boom

[@Daggz90]

​@@alauddinahmadshah7505You should read the Talmud my friend.

[@andyfriederichsen]

@@alauddinahmadshah7505 Then there's the Islamic empires where it's even worse.

[@alauddinahmadshah7505]

@@andyfriederichsen free virgins for every mullah then! just change boys for girls

[@atilax_3541]

Love how the Swiss AI easily held the German AI 😂

[@lordchaos3090]

It was like: Frick off

[@funkymarco4411]

It was thought that the swiss would be costly and a waste of time to attack.

[@definitelynotstalin4306]

Mountains and bonuses man, mountains and bonuses.

[@naerbo19]

@@funkymarco4411 Part of the costly thing was, as far as I know that a major river originates in Switzerland and as such plans were made to poisen the river. In addition some runways was made directly into the mountainside and bunkers were camuflaged like normal houses and so a pain to attack. I might be wrong, but the Swiss don't mess around on defence.

[@Otterdisappointment]

“Shoot twice and go home”

[@tiredman99]

If there is not a group of heavy infantry named "Templar Knights" I will be very disappointed

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

nein they must be the Papal Knights! bonus points if they get the abridged names.

[@ScreamingSturmovik]

i love Hellsing ultimate i still find it crazy that something like Italy can manage an army like this so fast

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

Well when you call up the Papal Knights as the pope and you get a mass influx of volunteer troops instead including such illustrious groups as: The Pure Nobles from Italy, the Mexican Inquisition (who no one expected), the Salvation Army of Canada, and the Knights of the Hanging Noose from South Carolina (who brought their own crosses to burn). . . . And the Temple of Beth Zion Not to mention when you have such legendary men of faith like Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan (who is also Italian) behind you then who can stand in the way of your axis of righteousness? One of the members can even speak moon runes! Especially on something as noble and holy as a humble peace keeping mission? On a non-meme note Iam more amazed that a giant chunk of Africa and France didn’t flip instantly to be a member of the papal state.

[@charliemoe7935]

I think the first Pope was “coup’d”by the fact that he’s 81 years old

[@longonotamused6652]

The Hellsing Ultimate Abridged reference is real gold!

[@Firemind_EX]

"...peacekeeping mission."

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

Is it racist to say it’s sounds better in Arabic?

[@dominic3446]

@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus I don’t know, is it?

[@memesthednaofthesoul.]

Get that tank a cannon, bitches love cannons.

[@Pandolfinstein44]

Maxwell: Citizens of London we have come to save you! Brit: Hurray it's the Catholic Church Maxwell: FROM YOURSELVES! Brit: Oh no it's the Catholic Church

[@alauddinahmadshah7505]

The Anglican Church is actually just the same but with the Queen's Corpse instead of the Christ's. Also they have another god they call "Lord" which isn't Jehova of the Jews (the actual catholic god)

[@Pandolfinstein44]

@@alauddinahmadshah7505 it's all the same god just called different things Catholicism, Protestantism and Orthodox are all Christians who believe in the same god and call them the same thing just have differences on how they worship and believe the Trinity works

[@alauddinahmadshah7505]

@@Pandolfinstein44 Do you say that without studying Anglicanism? I studied it and the same englishmen say their god is not the same. They believe they are the only ones who whorship the true good (Baal) while the others follows Satan disguised as god. All in their cult is different yet retain resemblances of catholicism, but the same way Jesus wasnt a Christian but a jew and at some point Christians wanting to create a separate religion stated they believe in another god who they call The Father but who is not Jehova for them, the Anglicans wanted to create a separate religion and they call their new god the Lord.

[@adambarrow7584]

Leaves faction, attacks Germany: "It was me, Pio 12th, the whole time"

[@badwolf4919]

Love your content - glad you're taking time with your family

[@helljumper5601]

Well this should be interesting. You ever think of playing and trying to rebuild the Mongol Empire?

[@comradelilly5070]

That would be really cool, I’d love to see something like that.

[@digitallee5006]

No cores on anything. You can't hold the land with so few manpower. He would have to puppet everything.

[@gamesarefun1338]

@@digitallee5006 maybe if there was a mod perhaps… but I haven’t seen a mod for Mongolia so idk

[@definitelynotstalin4306]

This is where I would put a Mongol focus tree If it had one!

[@doctorwhat779]

@@definitelynotstalin4306 yes why didn't get mongolia a focus tree with nsb

[@DeaconBlues117]

"How many divisions does the Pope have?" Hitler asked rhetorically. "Quite a few, as it turns out, mein Fuhrer," Goering replied.

[@theirishviking9278]

Almost hit the like goal in 4 hours Got to love how people like to make others suffer from chilli

[@dominic3446]

Of corse! What you think we get joy from helping others? No we get joy from seeing others in pain

[@Sensei_BigJoe]

After you linked with Germany I kept waiting for "New event unlocked - Kanye. All frontline troops are equipped with Yeezys +10% to mobility -10,000% mental stability."

[@joe_jaeger]

Get this man the break he deserves!

[@Unkindled_Shura]

He easily got it 🗿

[@matthews1681]

Cheers!

[@hexalot4277]

14:02 Well to be fair even Albert Einstein was a Christian and was quoted saying "the more I study science the more I believe God exists"

[@Jgcs103]

He believed in Spinoza God

[@lucyla9947]

He literally wasn't a Christian. He was born a Secular Jew, though he did believe in a diety existing it was nothing like the Christian or even the Jewish God and was conceived of as an impersonal force.

[@CameronSnowfox]

Man I just wanna say I love your videos and podcast so much. Always happy when new content comes out, keep up the great work!

[@ModTheBot]

Hellsing Ultimate references? Best I can do is abridged references. “The Catholic Church? I thought it stank of hypocrisy in here!”

[@saoghail9769]

Since we're doing Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Quotes: "So what can I do for you Father O'MalleyO'ConnelO'CarrolO'Reilley'OBrianO'Sullivan? Who is also Italian?"

[@michieltheoverkade2380]

To depose mussolini you don't actually have to lose in ethiopia, you only have to if you're going down the communist or democratic paths

[@jackzero820]

Came to mess with the algorithm, stayed for the Hellsing abridged content.

[@zacksefchick9535]

Get this man some family time

[@christopherpowell3166]

I love when the pope said "it's cleansing of heresy time" and cleansed every heretic off of the world, truly one of the most of all time

[@enbininja]

Let's make him eat some moruga scorpion hot sauce!

[@Oscar92839]

Stalin be sweating with this one

[@negandavidson9600]

I love the references. Cracks me up every time.

[@FacePlantStudios.]

That “I love you” was so genuine and it makes it that much better

[@FilipBurovski]

If I recall The Hand of God should be the railway cannon.

[@Buzzy_Bland]

“If this video gets 3000 likes in 3 days-“ *Done in less than 12 hours*

[@CL3V3Rtrevor]

4:01 : It's gonna take a while 4:02 : There we go! Me: ....A glitch in the matrix?

[@floridaman1766]

3000 lights and only seven hours have fun with that

[@dopeyspaniel6242]

Stakuyi: I’ll eat this really hot, hot sauce if this video gets 3k likes in 3 days Me: sees there’s already 2k likes in the first 2 hours 👀 Good luck mate 😂, but seriously hope you enjoy Christmas with your family

[@irenaveksler1935]

One day of posting and he has 5.1k likes

[@shadowtrooper1]

@@irenaveksler1935 2 days, we have 6.1k

[@irenaveksler1935]

@@shadowtrooper1 nice

[@DragonStyleTTV]

I liked the video within 30 seconds of watching with no intention to make anybody suffer from hot sauce at all :)

[@octocreepus9136]

Mm yes no hopes of inflicting pain

[@dominic3446]

I call bullshit

[@MarkusxJxKeetz]

“It reeks of hypocrisy in here.. Oh look.. It’s the Catholic Church..”

[@notsocasualobserver]

Yummy hot sauce after just 8 hours of the video being online, amazing

[@SmashingCapital]

I liked the part where the pope said: "its popein' time!" And poped all over those guys

[@josephstalin1022]

man you deserve to spend Christmas with your family

[@settlersam]

Oh yes the pope mobile is now a tank… lovely

[@rileymosman2808]

I mean honestly I just want you to have a nice time with your family, no hot sauce required

[@charleswajda-gotwals3690]

The pope is ascendent and Hitler's just a chill dude minding his business in Germany, what a timeline indeed.

[@jimmyntimmy6294]

My friend you underestimated your audiences joy. You take that brake my guy and we will just search your videos constantly to keep you in the algorithm

[@BlackKnigth323]

I rarely like videos, but damn I want to see him drink that hot sauce, so here we go

[@rafaelsc3071]

Fun fact the Pope had just turn 86

[@callum7619]

After I do everything that shifts the balance of power to the pope it’s not enough for him to rise to power

[@kingethanthegreat2681]

He Did The Papal States 😲

[@wincentwass5818]

For the intro sauce!! Never thought that you would make references to van helsing ultimate abridged

[@niklaspeterson5622]

I want more "pope rules the world" videos, I think it would be fun to see everywhere controlled by the pope

[@JackNicholason]

You had me at hurting yourself for our pleasure

[@Velocity_22]

OH NO! R.I.P Stakuyi.3k likes reached

[@MrDeadshotz07]

I love how when I am watching this it’s been 5 hours and we are already at 2.9k (at time of writing) I love this community lol

[@irenaveksler1935]

Now it’s 5.1k

[@ahyes2]

My friend Hitler - stakuyi Hitler's a friend - Sovietwomble

[@historyofeverythingpodcast]

I may have made a grave mistake in underestimating people…

[@Hippie_King15]

This video was posted two days ago and it already has 5.8 thousand likes. Looks like he’s taking a shot of hot sauce.

[@emorell96]

I'd love to see more of this, a world conquest with the pope would be awesome.

[@QuartetGhost]

Well forget the 3 days your pain was achieved in 6 hours

[@Alexandros_Makedonas]

Italy betraying Germany in their moment of need is the most italian thing to-date.

[@spawnofcthulhu313]

13:26 I didn't know Giorno was in this game

[@historybuff185]

I know I have posted this multiple times and I am going to keep doing it until you do it, but playing as Ireland (with the Ireland Expanded mod) take over England and then take over most if not all of the world

[@cashdollarbill]

Get this man some hot sauce and quality family time

[@thefellamachinima]

that face when papal states 😫😫😫😫😫

[@th3grav3mak3rgaming8]

Oh no.... its been two days and hes already at 5.9k likes. Good luck with the hot sauce!

[@nexulsejuct3276]

"If I get three thousand likes in three days I'll drink hotsauce!" Man it got there in six hours xD

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

Ah yes, the Glorious Battle Pope!

[@OnlyGloryOffical]

As a catholic I’ve never been more flattered 😂

[@doctorwhat779]

I think it is time to make an hellsing ultimate then abridged marathon again

[@aaronaaronsen3360]

Ha ha that was hilarious, thank you and good luck with the sauce !

[@Robochuck]

That Hellsing Ultimate Abridged reference got me good!

[@The_shreded_texan]

When he asked germany how it felt to be out dadied got me

[@Alt-F4_Phantom]

A fellow Hellsing Ultimate fan, lets go!

[@ghilliemcwilly2162]

Vittorio Emanuelle looks if Hector Salamanca had a moustache

[@tonybujanovichiii8850]

“I leave for a day and… the Catholics are crusading… while the Nazis are invading”

[@n7prgn]

We will show them peace and love BY FORCE *launches Hand of God*

[@lukematney7062]

This makes for the weirdest alt timeline I've seen yet.

[@redenianehunthunt7641]

Love the channel and podcast

[@sahilhossain8204]

Lore of The Pope Cleanses all Heresy momentum 100

[@lesath7883]

6:50 To be honest, the northeastern states of Mexico seceeding is historically accurate. They've threatened with becoming independent a few years ago. Again.

[@chamberlin9883]

Total world conquest with this continue vid

[@SmashingCapital]

5:15 italy was already a monarchy

[@curtvok9388]

23:34 So many references, so little time

[@manavgrover1428]

Missed the opportunity to say,"Egg-manuel".

[@mallen10530]

Well looks like Mr stakuyi is using the hotsauce now

[@liamroarke7991]

I was looking forward to this SO MUCH.

[@Gangsta_Playz]

That hot sauce video is gonna be real funny if it happens

[@Wow_btw]

How did he get the Pope in 1937 ? In my games you don’t get enough papal influence till the 2nd time you do the reforms decisions

[@SpartanO86]

Stakuyi: “3k likes in 3 days and I’ll-“ Viewers: “Best I can do is 4.6k likes in 18 hours”

[@irenaveksler1935]

“Best I can do is 5.1k likes in one day”

[@bigboyridin3974]

I don’t know if it was changed in an update or something, but it seems now that you have to wait until at least 38 to be able to get the balance of power far enough to have the Pope ascend. Need to take the liturgical reforms twice now. It’s hurtin

[@NopkaNopz]

The papal state then proclaimed Roman Unity

[@Otterdisappointment]

Pulled from EUIV: *Declare the Kingdom of God*

[@Sleepynotlazy]

Content and causing someone pain for a dram of engagemang? Sign me up!

[@stetonwalters574]

Christmas did not become a Federal holiday in the United States until 1870.

[@eath2496]

the pope's are called papa's because pope is a informal version of father in Italian, so translated into English it could be papa or father or daddy or whatever

[@dominic3446]

Ah yes daddy Francis that sounds so much better than pope Francis

[@triple_action1020]

Nobody could have finished this yet lol

[@damemepolice]

Love your videos, keep it up.

[@lordbread8102]

Go take off days you silly goose. Enjoy yourself and happy holidays

[@Finn_553]

Welp, you gotta take that hot sauce shot!

[@lennartgamer2339]

Your greenscreen is a little bit like the old TVs who then displayed ant war, or the white and black pixels that are all over the TV who change places. I hope you remember those tvs where when you would smack it with your fist, your fist could break.

[@Darkwolf-Grim]

We’re already at 1.8k likes Stakuyi you better be ready for that hot sauce

[@Hyde_Hill]

Was that a Van Hellsing Abridged reference? Nice.