Hoi4: What If Germany Does Nothing Wrong

[@Buzzy_Bland]

In this universe, Mr. Adolph came out with his award winning book, Mein Easy Time. A book declaring that all Germans must assemble and preserve… things in a factory.

[@Finn_the_Cat]

meine leichte Zeit

[@prestonjones1653]

I understood that reference

[@johnnotrealname8168]

What about My Peace?

[@TopatTom]

@@johnnotrealname8168 if only

[@warpstone_addict]

Gotta love a squire reference

[@TFrog1324]

Hitler decided that if he couldn’t get into art school he would make his mom proud some other way

[@BilalAhmad-ff3xq]

Ah that's so sweet & cursed.

[@A_AngelDust]

Hitler's mom was actually very proud of him until she died in like 1920's And Hitler's dad was never proud of him or any of his sons, so it would be his dad who needs to be proud Nerd emoji me

[@DeliveryGuyMan]

🗿👆​@@A_AngelDust

[@Notmyname1593]

So he turned soviet onion into art.

[@admontblanc]

@@A_AngelDust she died before WW1 began, so definitely not in the 1920s.

[@viltsu1366]

"It's relaxing game, it's time to be happy" _switches to war economy_

[@azers8298]

More work, less stuff, is how german people get happy

[@Fallout3131]

@@azers8298😂😂😂😂

[@duplizappergames3585]

50% tax moment

[@toskas-c9k]

@@azers8298 true (i´m german)

[@antoniomatejgveric903]

Adolph in this timeline: "Any alliance whose purpose is not to wage peace is senseless and useless."

[@EnergeticSpark63]

hey

[@saturnFIV3]

It does seem like a sort of bone headed darwinian thing to say, the original quote. However military alliances are for war, always have been. I'm reminded of George Washington's last speech as president talking about the dangers of entangling alliances. His point being alliances are pointless if one's intention is to avoid war. Im sure the president of Russia sees it similarly. The notion that NATO is purely a defensive alliance is silly. Offense vs. Defense is really just a matter of where you're standing. The Germans certainly saw Barbarossa as a defensive operation, pre-empting the inevitable attack from the soviets. Does one have to wait to be attacked physically to be just in declaring war? That may be the most moral and ethical course, waiting that long and being on your back foot however often means failure and loss of the war.

[@Independentfellow]

Mahatma Hytlr

[@EnergeticSpark63]

@@Independentfellow hey

[@SamuelJones-xc6cc]

@KeyUploads2 Adopted Haters

[@derevianne1108]

imagine the faces of people like Churchill when turns out that Moustacheman really is not an aggressor and appeasement was good

[@prestonjones1653]

"I want that thing!" "You can have that thing but no more!" "Aight cool." "Wait what?"

[@vercot7000]

source: "I made it up" - churchill probably

[@JRBDWD]

That was basically what happened.

[@derevianne1108]

@@JRBDWD least far-right Spanish:

[@johnnotrealname8168]

Appeasement was stupid either way.

[@AlvinYorkII]

Ahh yes my favorite late 30's quote "I feel like you may be, just a bit too warmongery for my taste." -Hitler on receiving Mussolini's Italy into the Axis 1939 Colorized

[@gregoryjames1542]

Alternate title: Getting the Puppetmaster achievement in the dumbest way possible

[@hititmanify]

most sacred and beautiful way*

[@rick149ou]

>Be Germany >mind your own business >hated and mistreated anyways

[@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606]

If he didn’t annex Austria it would’ve been different

[@turosechil8798]

Going free from their control is a big no no. It still is today if you noticed who got attacked and why.

[@christopherstein2024]

They probably still had a genocide going on inside their borders.

[@redcrown5154]

historically accurate

[@JamesTaylor-on9nz]

@@turosechil8798 More people are starting to "notice", even among my IRL friends. There's definitely a counterculture developing among Gen Z that is becoming increasingly skeptical of the narrative.

[@ZenikkDBL]

Why does stak unironically have a voice for for like a documentary or something like that? Very soothing as well

[@Phipsshallperish]

i think he actually does have a 2nd, histroy based channel where he does documentarys

[@tree4104]

@@Phipsshallperish he does podcasts and occasionally video essays, I dont think he has any full blown documentary yet.

[@viper_1889]

Stak says he didn't do anything evil. Me looks at Russia SURE

[@austingardiner6880]

It reminds me of Cody from althist

[@0giwan]

​@@PhipsshallperishYeah, History of Everything.

[@Stofski]

Therapist: it's OK, a Balkanised Russia does not exist. Stakuyi: And for my next move...

[@roguegen5536]

Everyone got what they wanted for Christmas except the USSR, Italy, and China who got demolished by Japan off screen.

[@Moonstone-Redux]

Soviets getting their crap pushed in so hard they shattered trying to invade Finland. And China on fire in the background while the moustache man goes "This ain't about them".

[@MariusCeausu-zc7uy]

To be fair in what hoi4 game is china not on fire​@@Moonstone-Redux

[@welkingunther5417]

​@@MariusCeausu-zc7uyI've personally had a few where it wasn't, or at least not nearly as much as it could be.

[@MariusCeausu-zc7uy]

@@welkingunther5417 ay get your point but stil its quite rare at least at the very start

[@welkingunther5417]

@@MariusCeausu-zc7uy Oh very true, especially if Japan starts attacking. China's army corruption and incompetence certainly hurts its combat capabilities quite a bit. Funny enough, China was actually who I played as for my first ever solo game. Not sure why I decided to be China for my first time but hey, I did it.

[@leestewart72]

I usually play Germany like this. the UK goes out of their way to get into a war with Germany.

[@fizz0996]

just like real life

[@moisheshekelberg7632]

@@fizz0996Was going to type these exact words lol

[@publichearing8536]

​@@fizz0996at least Churchill's hawkish cabinet

[@tenukipcgaming1896]

@@fizz0996 When was the last time the UK went out of its way to get into a war with Germany? The only real-life I know of is the one where the UK repeatedly tried to appease Germany in the 1930s.

[@smalltime0]

@@publichearing8536 ... irl Churchill's cabinet was after the war started

[@LetMeBe3]

Hope we’ve all had a nice Christmas.

[@Mr_Godmode]

yes thanks hope yiurs was good too mate

[@travisbishop782]

Yes, i did. I hope yours was great as well.

[@AntonsVoice]

Chrismas warcrimes.

[@doggowazhere7016]

i did i got full hoi4 dlc (except shitty vehicle and sound packs ofc)

[@_Radiator_]

​@@doggowazhere7016same lol

[@ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo]

Adolph the rednose fuehrer. Had a very shiny Poland. And if you ever saw him, hed be in the French lowland.

[@blackmegalogan307]

All of the other dictatorships, used to turn to him in fear.

[@ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo]

​​@@blackmegalogan307then they remembered Adolph, started in a hall with beers!

[@SupremeCommanderBaiser]

Adolf, not Adolph.

[@nothatsnotrighttryagain5546]

@@SupremeCommanderBaiser It's Rudolph, but with Adolf, it equals Adolph. 😬

[@Polskie573]

@@ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo then one day in 39 the allies said Adolph if you touch Poland your going to die tonight

[@visyxl]

Me, a czech seeing that czechoslovakia still exists: *"Yes, g o o d"*

[@hkmaster8043]

Whole video: Hungary: Germany, Can I annex the whole world and start ww2 instead of you?

[@sychro_1122]

"Are we the goodies?"

[@user-xf8mz9ko4r]

Hitler: Yes, Benito. Now finish your pasta

[@youtubecomments2740]

So what happens after this: Japan probably goes for Sahkalin, China, and tries a Pro-Gamer Move against the United States The Entente, who have been gearing up for a war this entire time, tell Japan "No." Germany realises that some of the pacific islands lost in the first great war are rightful German clay, and seek to preserve world peace by limiting Japan's expansion. Via a declaration of war. Home islands get landed on by basically the entire world at this point, Japan gets balkanised, parts of China get turned into a German puppet to prevent the spread of communism. No further large wars are declared. France proceeds to spend the next 30 years malding at Germany for just standing there peacefully. The end.

[@jodofe4879]

"Ich frage euch: Wollt ihr den totalen Frieden?! Wollt ihr ihn, wenn nötig, totaler und radikaler, als wir ihn uns heute überhaupt erst vorstellen können?!"

[@demon_boi]

Calm Down Hitler. We Don't Want Any More Speeches For World War Three

[@Titan-Ti22]

Ich bin so froh das wir durch das Buch mein Frieden jetzt den totalen Frieden erreichen können

[@elementalcreeper2419]

Just me or is staks voice nice to listen to Edit: i posted this comment six months ago, why tf did it blow up so much XD

[@cronus090]

agreed its quite soothing

[@HortonSalm]

It's like I'm sitting in a large study with him, next to a roaring fire, sipping brandy.

[@TheJDKX]

This would be a great reading voice. Like reading books to listen to in the car

[@rickelleman6613]

Agreed

[@gurd739]

Agreed, it's quite nice

[@imcommunist]

"i think that we have made a very peaceful world" casually says on 100% world tension

[@WatermelonDog202]

United Kingdom: No Germany you were supposed to invade Poland so that then me and France can declare war on you- oh.

[@Sohaib_Mamash]

Yet they say Hitler started WWII 😂

[@sydmohammadali6421]

@@Sohaib_Mamash Because he did

[@Progamermove_2003]

​@@sydmohammadali6421 It's a joke. Everyone knows what happened in real life.

[@mertentischler8815]

Yes England tricked germany into ww2 with poland doing exactly what they should, yet ussr not recieved a Declration for doing the same, coz chrurchill read mustache mans book, knowing german Plans for ussr.

[@seneca4134]

@@sydmohammadali6421he declared war on Poland, UK and France declared war on Germany.

[@iwantcrawfish6110]

" aren't we supposed to be the baddies?"

[@dafan-uv8vf]

🗿🗿🗿

[@panavgaming1050]

We were bad but we’re good now

[@FanOfVibriAndClodsire]

Gru

[@USELESSDCK]

Stak unironically having a perfect asmr voice was unexpected

[@mahinakbari1647]

He defeated his enemies with the power of friendship.

[@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606]

Maybe the real Reich was the friends we made along the way

[@GamePlayShare]

When the mustache man gets accepted in the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna

[@capitalgames318]

In this video: When mustache man owns Vienna

[@ducklingchief8289]

When papa Adolf died early, and adolf was adopted by a good austrian man

[@dr.skillz77mgpl92]

,,If you want peace, prepare for war" - some Roman general

[@yossifhadad]

that's funny coming from a roman general

[@PeeGoblin-jg6tu]

His name was: Publius Flavius Vegetius Renatus

[@Progamermove_2003]

​@@yossifhadad And it was the unavoidable reality in those times.

[@hydronpowers9014]

In this timeline: AH is the best politician of all time Europe is very peaceful Germany maintains their high quality of life AH's book is a bestseller

[@JRBDWD]

That was basically our timeline,before the British Empire decided to start the world war

[@coh2conscript851]

@@JRBDWD "Germany please do not invade Poland or we will declare war on you to defend them." "We will invade them anyway." "Okay we'll uphold our deal with Poland and defend them." "WARMONGERING JEW."

[@JRBDWD]

@@coh2conscript851 "Cool,tell Poland to return german inhabited territories or at least let the german populations return safetely to germanic lands. I hope Poland don't do anything crazy". Ah sure,cause the British Empire was soooo worried about Poland that they let the USSR take it and do everything they couldn't do ok their failed invasion on the 20's. Read Churchill's biography,for the british the war wasn't about Poland,jews or diplomacy.

[@Γι3ργ0ς]

​@@JRBDWD every victim of hitler begs to differ

[@edelweiss7928]

That’s just real life except being very peaceful because of the Allies declaring war

[@CircusFreakyt]

19:06 reminds me of that one scene with the president from monsters vs aliens: "this is all about... peaceful communication." "Yes mr. president"

[@PasiastyPasek]

I'm glad mate that i could be there with you, for past few years. I watched you grow, and i hope you will get more and more views, supporters and everything. This channel, your podcasts, you deserve it. Have a good new year mate

[@Simon_SM]

I actually don't know what to say You didn't have any direct colonies You didn't annex anything directly except for Austria You only declared war to protect another country You did Nothing wrong Like you were better than the Allies

[@unnecessaryupload5919]

the allies: are we the baddies

[@Progamermove_2003]

​@@unnecessaryupload5919 WW2 was basically the fight of evil vs lesser evil.

[@JRBX-09]

​@@Progamermove_2003 If that's the case, ratio are we using to scale Ally Atrocities to Axis atrocities?

[@Laz7481]

​@JRBX-09 Yes. That is like, exactly how ww2 justification works. "We may have done some morally dubious things, but have you seen what the other guy was doing?"

[@YoutuberAnalyst123]

@@Progamermove_2003more like communism & globalism vs nationalism

[@Dutch_Dame68]

You are probably my favorite KZbinr, your videos are always entertaining and i love watching them or just listening to them. I love you stak, this community loves you.

[@ObscureNational]

The Christmas spirit changed hitler

[@My_usual_username_was_taken]

Puppeting everyone isnt the most peaceful option, its liberating everyone.

[@t-pnaminami3808]

Stakuyi's WW2 Anti-Soviet Pact looks disturbingly like a Yahtzee-led NATO. 😂

[@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606]

Or a European Union perhaps??

[@Person-sf7ql]

Hilariously, many former N*zi generals were actually given high positions in NATO, so it was in a sense lead by at least a few n*zis irl.

[@TheImperialCringe]

Acually, you should try this in an online game, see how everyone who was preparing to stop Germany react to Hitler being a good noodle

[@Suksass]

They would declare war on him the moment he starts trying this.

[@shablinski127]

By lebensraum he actually meant peace for all races and people

[@markbullard1190]

Germany: "I am bringing you peace. DO NOT RESIST."

[@NapoleonVIII]

If you don't come to peace, peace comes to you.

[@JahJah-CleverHandle]

HoI4: Friendship is German Magic.

[@Miaucraft25]

Lmao-

[@Soguwe]

Now it's just hoping all these friendships don't lead to a repetition of the Great War Could you imagine, a second Great War? It would be devastating

[@Kohl293]

Nah we’ll be safe behind the Maginot line

[@publichearing8536]

don't be ridiculous, the great war ended *all* wars

[@hydronpowers9014]

AH invading Italy: This is a peaceful declaration of war

[@aidenbooksmith2351]

The USSR has decisions to send ultimatum to the Balkans and their foreign policy allows a lot of peaceful expansion. I would like to see you go on in this same vein and show how much Stalin can expand without war. and yes, grab Spain too.

[@LordMyrga]

We love you too Stak (and your voice, for that matter)

[@cazza358]

What? You never got the Sudetanland or Strasbourg or reconnected Kalinigrad. Those poor German people living outside of Germany.

[@clusterferno7833]

"dont do anything evil" bro you puppeted half the world

[@seanathan2773]

Became the puppet master

[@shadowmarchall]

​@@seanathan2773Metallica

[@Brabantian]

17:28 On my first ever good germany run I balkanised everyone (because I loved having a bunch of puppets and liked the many flavours put into the game), my game was basically dead afterwards

[@USELESSDCK]

Having a bunch of puppets is great because they have their own focus trees and you get more factories through them, but it really does kill the game performance

[@yankeedude252]

"I wish Germany did nothing wrong" "Your wish is granted" "Nothing changed, though" "Correct"

[@BigPuma-o2i]

Patience, even some of the normies are beginning to understand too

[@Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.]

_"What if Germany did nothing wrong?"_ You mean...other than losing?

[@BWeManX]

Hitler said "What? We just fought THE WAR TO END ALL WARS. What was unclear about that?"

[@ccsmboyos4384]

Love you stakuyi, keep going like you are!

[@Theophily]

I love your casual voice! You are truly blessed, my guy

[@RoboFuryMan]

Italy and Japan: Please do evil stuffs with me? 🥺

[@scrimmybingus8972]

Honestly a nice chill video. Merry Christmas Stak and family

[@seanathan2773]

18:11 “Hungary are you justifying against any of us here you shouldn’t do that” 😂

[@gholland5840]

I wonder what the comments were here before being censored...

[@SkeletorCa]

"I think we have made a very peaceful world here" World tension: %100

[@jimtalbott9535]

10:50 - A very peaceful world. (100% tension).

[@delmarclapp3350]

Calmer Stakuyi. It's nice Also 10:10 "We'll achieve peace in our time. Wether you like it or not."

[@ethan8942]

Looks at what Germany was doing inside of itself even before the start date… I think we’re past the point of doing nothing wrong.

[@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606]

Weimar wasn’t much better

[@chaostourist2951]

it's not war, it's peace keeping.

[@brendangolledge8312]

What if Germany does Nothing Wrong is actually the real timeline.

[@unibrowsheepZ]

Hoi4 but tiny moustache man got accepted into art school and later decided to pursue a career in Politics.

[@Progamermove_2003]

Not to be that guy, but in that scenario he would've likely stayed in Austria and probably never became the chancellor of Germany.

[@freeliner4409]

In fact Soviets would never attack Finland if not being paranoid of Finland immediately joining Germany in its war with Soviet Union. Devs should consider Soviet AI to be calmed down and restrained against Finland in case Germany is peaceful.

[@RudolfMaster.]

the amount of statues of hitler there would be in germany if this happened

[@sunkeyavad6528]

If germany does nothing wrong you get world war 1 instead of world war 2, which will then lead to world war 2. You'll have to change the british before world war 1 if you want to actually change things.

[@Progamermove_2003]

Britain wasn't responsible for WW1. In fact, they would've liked to stay neutral and profiteer from war if not for the German attack on Belgium.

[@BRDoriginal]

You can only be peaceful if you are capable of great violence. If you are not capable of great violence you are not peaceful, you are harmless. - Some Guy

[@Jakdisi1]

Peak cinema

[@TheaoPaoaoakazmnzN]

adolf manages to get into art school

[@alfredospautzgranemannjuni5864]

Implying it did

[@Qued_]

“Peaceful declaration of war” lol

[@carrotwars4776]

Thank you Stak

[@derGhebbet]

"Well no, I actually caused the most..." lol.

[@GuscioRosso]

It reflects reality, UK and US declared war on Germany and Italy for geopolitical reasons, not morale reasons.

[@nono-pd3cb]

The gemans declared war on the us

[@michaelhorn6029]

Technically Germany declared on the US. But yes geopolitics.

[@Suksass]

Germany declared war on US. Whatever reason UK declared war on Germany is irrelevant. They were in the right as history has shown us.

[@GuscioRosso]

@@michaelhorn6029 no, LOL. He asked for peace at least 30 times while RAF was literally bombing Berlin and Munich.

[@michaelhorn6029]

@@GuscioRosso 1) that's off topic. I said that Germany declared war on the US after Pearl Harbor.2) In what way did Germany ask for peace during the war? The Hess mission was supposed to be asking for peace but was disowned by the German government. 3) back to my main point Germany invaded Poland after UK and France made commitments to fight if Poland was invaded. Then Germany invaded Poland knowing it would lead to a wider war. Hitler's Germany also sent bombers to Spain when other countries were staying out of the conflict. Unlike WW 1 it really isn't in dispute how WW2 started. Japanese troops attacked china and German troops attacked Poland. And Belgium ect.

[@rsabinioan]

8:58 WHAT *a few seconds later* Me as a Romanian: deletes essay

[@DasFork]

Implying that Germany did something wrong. What a silly person.

[@Jakdisi1]

Based?!?

[@Russophilia]

You're joking right?

[@DasFork]

@@Russophilia No? Everything they did lead to that catastrophic defeat that destroyed their ideology hopefully forever. I hardly see a problem with it being gone.

[@Russophilia]

@@DasFork Holocaust?

[@Russophilia]

@@DasFork are you actually stupid?

[@jimtalbott9535]

14:30 - “Wounded?? There are WOUNDED? Why didn’t someone tell me?”

[@Thirsty555]

That is a bold Title😅😂

[@darkone12491]

"What If Germany Does Nothing Wrong" Ah a good old completely historical game then.

[@Triniarin]

When mustacheman visits therapist and cured his PSTD

[@ProbsNotLiam]

I got hoi4 this Christmas and slowly but surely I shall get all these updates and am willing to answer questions for those who forgot what the first version of the game was like :)

[@davidmcquoid9438]

"And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?" "I want a Porsche funny Mustache Santa" "You don't say? HEIL HEIL HEIL"

[@tylergamer21]

Alt title: If Germany properly followed the Treaty of Versailles 📃

[@hashteraksgage3281]

There was no way Germany would submit to such humiliating and one sided "treaty"

[@sebastianb.3978]

​@@hashteraksgage3281Yeah, and how did that work out for us?

[@sebastianb.3978]

@AlexandristheGreat Yeah, I am german, genius...

[@Griggs58]

@@sebastianb.3978Hey don’t worry, just go get some of that “fine” Syrian cuisine down the street.

[@calderonmaster]

First off I hope you had a wonderful Christmas and secondly your voice is one of the most smoothest voices I have ever heard

[@ewanjphillips-g3m]

I swear I’ve heard your real voice before on a KZbin short, you’ve done in the past but good job and I hope you have a happy new year and I hope you and family haha wonderful Christmas ❤

[@glauberglousger956]

He does shorts and has a history channel, and a podcast(if I remember right)

[@ewanjphillips-g3m]

@@glauberglousger956 I know I am saying that I have heard his real voice before on a KZbin short on his channel

[@Scitch87]

19:05 "The whole world must learn of our peaceful ways.....BY FORCE!!!"

[@itsthejews1]

Was expecting a historical game...

[@Radditz68]

I’ve done this several times myself, but somehow i still get dragged into war.

[@benjaminolsen6105]

Your voice is relaxing!

[@pvtj0cker]

The "why are you forcing me to do this?" playing style is always fun.

[@1998goodboy]

“What is Germany does nothing wrong” >current reality plays out exactly all over again

[@HaloMachinimaFilms]

*Whispering* "They never got Ethiopia."

[@themule8625]

Yeah... If...

[@bekkatheman]

"we will have peace whether you like it or not" made me giggle.

[@batmaninc2793]

Merry Christmas!

[@gurd739]

Happy holidays

[@batmaninc2793]

@@gurd739 "Happy Holidays", is what terrorists say. Merry Christmas!

[@gurd739]

I'm Jewish

[@batmaninc2793]

@@gurd739 Old reference from, "30 Rock". Though, to knock out the trinity (lol): Happy Channukah, Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year. To just knock it out now. God bless.

[@timawaviking526]

This was basically a Red Alert 1 run in HoI4

[@maxxedout2563]

Im edging to your voice and videos ( Ingame ) Greetings and happy Holidays to everyone!

[@IvanIvanoff-d4p]

The timeline if churchill and Roosevelt didnt touch kids

[@heitorpedrodegodoi5646]

Would be fun to just let the game run for a couple of years to see what happens.

[@MrDoyle-ky4he]

When Britain goes to secure the oil fields, it would just be WWII again.

[@Jay_76]

Mustache Man's new book: How to Make -Puppets- Friends and Influence Nations

[@rabbiezekielgoldberg2497]

Just like real life

[@3volution636]

Funny, he really put friendship in the "Wheel of Friendship". 🤣