Hoi4: What If Germany Does Nothing Wrong

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[@Buzzy_Bland]

In this universe, Mr. Adolph came out with his award winning book, Mein Easy Time. A book declaring that all Germans must assemble and preserve… things in a factory.

[@Finn_the_Cat]

meine leichte Zeit

[@prestonjones1653]

I understood that reference

[@johnnotrealname8168]

What about My Peace?

[@TopatTom]

@@johnnotrealname8168 if only

[@warpstone_addict]

Gotta love a squire reference

[@TFrog1324]

Hitler decided that if he couldn’t get into art school he would make his mom proud some other way

[@BilalAhmad-ff3xq]

Ah that's so sweet & cursed.

[@Jame-me-me-me-mes]

Hitler's mom was actually very proud of him until she died in like 1920's And Hitler's dad was never proud of him or any of his sons, so it would be his dad who needs to be proud Nerd emoji me

[@DeliveryGuyMan]

🗿👆​@@Jame-me-me-me-mes

[@Notmyname1593]

So he turned soviet onion into art.

[@admontblanc]

@@Jame-me-me-me-mes she died before WW1 began, so definitely not in the 1920s.

[@viltsu1366]

"It's relaxing game, it's time to be happy" _switches to war economy_

[@azers8298]

More work, less stuff, is how german people get happy

[@Fallout3131]

@@azers8298😂😂😂😂

[@duplizappergames3585]

50% tax moment

[@derevianne1108]

imagine the faces of people like Churchill when turns out that Moustacheman really is not an aggressor and appeasement was good

[@prestonjones1653]

"I want that thing!" "You can have that thing but no more!" "Aight cool." "Wait what?"

[@vercot7000]

source: "I made it up" - churchill probably

[@JRBDWD]

That was basically what happened.

[@derevianne1108]

@@JRBDWD least far-right Spanish:

[@johnnotrealname8168]

Appeasement was stupid either way.

[@maxamillionjazzhands4034]

Fun fact about Afghanistan during WW2, The King of Afghanistan Zahir Shah, would send mustacheguy a letter almost every month informing him he was praying for his victory daily. So it makes sense he would be interested in an alliance.

[@simonnachreiner8380]

The modern day “students” in Afghanistan actually still have quite the positive opinion of the man with a mustache. They still hate the Soviet Union and to their knowledge he was a great leader who stood up to the Godless communists. Give or take this is a country without running water much less internet so I have no idea if they know about his other “activities” concerning gods chosen people.

[@14faulty88]

Mustacheguy was attacked first 🤷‍♂

[@samusaran13372]

That's not true at all. Where did you hear that?

[@univrzsal]

alot of territory was stolen from germany. they wanted to claim it back. have u never listened to what hitler actually said?@@samusaran13372

[@Carpatouille]

@@samusaran13372 Is it that farfetched to think? Most muslims hate jews just as much as he did, even today, this is why they for the most part joined him

[@antoniomatejgveric903]

Adolph in this timeline: "Any alliance whose purpose is not to wage peace is senseless and useless."

[@AlvinYorkII]

Ahh yes my favorite late 30's quote "I feel like you may be, just a bit too warmongery for my taste." -Hitler on receiving Mussolini's Italy into the Axis 1939 Colorized

[@Rickuo]

>Be Germany >mind your own business >hated and mistreated anyways

[@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606]

If he didn’t annex Austria it would’ve been different

[@turosechil8798]

Going free from their control is a big no no. It still is today if you noticed who got attacked and why.

[@christopherstein2024]

They probably still had a genocide going on inside their borders.

[@redcrown5154]

historically accurate

[@JamesTaylor-on9nz]

@@turosechil8798 More people are starting to "notice", even among my IRL friends. There's definitely a counterculture developing among Gen Z that is becoming increasingly skeptical of the narrative.

[@gregoryjames1542]

Alternate title: Getting the Puppetmaster achievement in the dumbest way possible

[@hititmanify]

most sacred and beautiful way*

[@ZenikkTF2]

Why does stak unironically have a voice for for like a documentary or something like that? Very soothing as well

[@alexandersmaligo8975]

I don't think it's just the voice but the way he explains everything plays a part too.

[@Phipsshallperish]

i think he actually does have a 2nd, histroy based channel where he does documentarys

[@tree4104]

@@Phipsshallperish he does podcasts and occasionally video essays, I dont think he has any full blown documentary yet.

[@viper_1889]

Stak says he didn't do anything evil. Me looks at Russia SURE

[@austingardiner6880]

It reminds me of Cody from althist

[@roguegen5536]

Everyone got what they wanted for Christmas except the USSR, Italy, and China who got demolished by Japan off screen.

[@Moonstone-Redux]

Soviets getting their crap pushed in so hard they shattered trying to invade Finland. And China on fire in the background while the moustache man goes "This ain't about them".

[@elementalcreeper2419]

Just me or is staks voice nice to listen to

[@cronus090]

agreed its quite soothing

[@HortonSalm]

It's like I'm sitting in a large study with him, next to a roaring fire, sipping brandy.

[@TheJDKX]

This would be a great reading voice. Like reading books to listen to in the car

[@rickelleman6613]

Agreed

[@gurd739]

Agreed, it's quite nice

[@Stofski]

Therapist: it's OK, a Balkanised Russia does not exist. Stakuyi: And for my next move...

[@LetMeBe3]

Hope we’ve all had a nice Christmas.

[@Mr_Godmode]

yes thanks hope yiurs was good too mate

[@travisbishop782]

Yes, i did. I hope yours was great as well.

[@AntonsVoice]

Chrismas warcrimes.

[@doggowazhere7016]

i did i got full hoi4 dlc (except shitty vehicle and sound packs ofc)

[@_Radiator_]

​@@doggowazhere7016same lol

[@kimchi2780]

Adolph the rednose fuehrer. Had a very shiny Poland. And if you ever saw him, hed be in the French lowland.

[@blackmegalogan307]

All of the other dictatorships, used to turn to him in fear.

[@kimchi2780]

​​@@blackmegalogan307then they remembered Adolph, started in a hall with beers!

[@Verhoeven1980]

Adolf, not Adolph.

[@nothatsnotrighttryagain5546]

@@Verhoeven1980 It's Rudolph, but with Adolf, it equals Adolph. 😬

[@Polskie573]

@@kimchi2780 then one day in 39 the allies said Adolph if you touch Poland your going to die tonight

[@iwantcrawfish6110]

" aren't we supposed to be the baddies?"

[@dafan-uv8vf]

🗿🗿🗿

[@leestewart72]

I usually play Germany like this. the UK goes out of their way to get into a war with Germany.

[@fizz0996]

just like real life

[@moisheshekelberg7632]

@@fizz0996Was going to type these exact words lol

[@jodofe4879]

"Ich frage euch: Wollt ihr den totalen Frieden?! Wollt ihr ihn, wenn nötig, totaler und radikaler, als wir ihn uns heute überhaupt erst vorstellen können?!"

[@sychro_1122]

"Are we the goodies?"

[@user-xf8mz9ko4r]

Hitler: Yes, Benito. Now finish your pasta

[@USELESSDCK]

Stak unironically having a perfect asmr voice was unexpected

[@visyxl]

Me, a czech seeing that czechoslovakia still exists: *"Yes, g o o d"*

[@t-pnaminami3808]

Stakuyi's WW2 Anti-Soviet Pact looks disturbingly like a Yahtzee-led NATO. 😂

[@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606]

Or a European Union perhaps??

[@Person-sf7ql]

Hilariously, many former N*zi generals were actually given high positions in NATO, so it was in a sense lead by at least a few n*zis irl.

[@WatermelonDog202]

United Kingdom: No Germany you were supposed to invade Poland so that then me and France can declare war on you- oh.

[@hydronpowers9014]

In this timeline: AH is the best politician of all time Europe is very peaceful Germany maintains their high quality of life AH's book is a bestseller

[@JRBDWD]

That was basically our timeline,before the British Empire decided to start the world war

[@coh2conscript851]

@@JRBDWD "Germany please do not invade Poland or we will declare war on you to defend them." "We will invade them anyway." "Okay we'll uphold our deal with Poland and defend them." "WARMONGERING JEW."

[@JRBDWD]

@@coh2conscript851 "Cool,tell Poland to return german inhabited territories or at least let the german populations return safetely to germanic lands. I hope Poland don't do anything crazy". Ah sure,cause the British Empire was soooo worried about Poland that they let the USSR take it and do everything they couldn't do ok their failed invasion on the 20's. Read Churchill's biography,for the british the war wasn't about Poland,jews or diplomacy.

[@GiorgosKiriakakis-qr4qe]

​@@JRBDWD every victim of hitler begs to differ

[@edelweiss7928]

That’s just real life except being very peaceful because of the Allies declaring war

[@imcommunist]

"i think that we have made a very peaceful world" casually says on 100% world tension

[@JahJah-CleverHandle]

HoI4: Friendship is German Magic.

[@rabbiezekielgoldberg2497]

Just like real life

[@mahinakbari1647]

He defeated his enemies with the power of friendship.

[@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606]

Maybe the real Reich was the friends we made along the way

[@xavierwright719]

We love you too Stak (and your voice, for that matter)

[@shablinski127]

By lebensraum he actually meant peace for all races and people

[@GuscioRosso]

It reflects reality, UK and US declared war on Germany and Italy for geopolitical reasons, not morale reasons.

[@nono-pd3cb]

The gemans declared war on the us

[@michaelhorn6029]

Technically Germany declared on the US. But yes geopolitics.

[@Suksass]

Germany declared war on US. Whatever reason UK declared war on Germany is irrelevant. They were in the right as history has shown us.

[@Dutch_Man68]

You are probably my favorite KZbinr, your videos are always entertaining and i love watching them or just listening to them. I love you stak, this community loves you.

[@ObscureNational]

The Christmas spirit changed hitler

[@GamePlayShare]

When the mustache man gets accepted in the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna

[@MWcrazyhorse]

You could not even say his name, because your video would have been demonetized. That's how much they fear him.

[@Suksass]

Fear? No one fears him. This is how much they hate him.

[@MWcrazyhorse]

@@Suksass As Christ said. They hated me first.

[@PasiastyPasek]

I'm glad mate that i could be there with you, for past few years. I watched you grow, and i hope you will get more and more views, supporters and everything. This channel, your podcasts, you deserve it. Have a good new year mate

[@Soguwe]

Now it's just hoping all these friendships don't lead to a repetition of the Great War Could you imagine, a second Great War? It would be devastating

[@Silly_dutch_femboy]

17:28 On my first ever good germany run I balkanised everyone (because I loved having a bunch of puppets and liked the many flavours put into the game), my game was basically dead afterwards

[@USELESSDCK]

Having a bunch of puppets is great because they have their own focus trees and you get more factories through them, but it really does kill the game performance

[@aidenbooksmith2351]

The USSR has decisions to send ultimatum to the Balkans and their foreign policy allows a lot of peaceful expansion. I would like to see you go on in this same vein and show how much Stalin can expand without war. and yes, grab Spain too.

[@sunzi42]

This was REALLY weird. CCCP would have no reason to invade Finland unless Germany first took half of Poland. Also CCCP collapsed all to easy compared to Operation Barbarossa. The beginning of Operation Barbarossa was that H1tl3r convinced St4l1n to kill all his best officers. That never happened in your scenario.

[@codemancz798]

Stalin was a greedy bastard with imperialist ambition, so it's honestly not that weird for him to invade even if Hitler didn't.

[@sunzi42]

@@codemancz798 Please explain why CCCP did not invade Finland, Estonia, Latvia or Lithiuania 5 years earlier when nothing could hamper the invasion?

[@codemancz798]

@@sunzi42 Squid games

[@Theophily]

I love your casual voice! You are truly blessed, my guy

[@scrimmybingus8972]

Honestly a nice chill video. Merry Christmas Stak and family

[@carrotwars4776]

Thank you Stak

[@ccsmboyos4384]

Love you stakuyi, keep going like you are!

[@alfredospautzgranemannjuni5864]

Implying it did

[@dr.skillz77mgpl92]

,,If you want peace, prepare for war" - some Roman general

[@hydronpowers9014]

AH invading Italy: This is a peaceful declaration of war

[@ahmadnajim1351]

Stakuyi its been an a chaotic year but your content always shined through and gave us happiness and for that i thank you, here's to a brighter future!

[@calderonmaster]

First off I hope you had a wonderful Christmas and secondly your voice is one of the most smoothest voices I have ever heard

[@freeliner4409]

In fact Soviets would never attack Finland if not being paranoid of Finland immediately joining Germany in its war with Soviet Union. Devs should consider Soviet AI to be calmed down and restrained against Finland in case Germany is peaceful.

[@user-yq5sl8wq7f]

Stalin wanted all of Europe

[@ProbsNotLiam]

I got hoi4 this Christmas and slowly but surely I shall get all these updates and am willing to answer questions for those who forgot what the first version of the game was like :)

[@Makbot01]

Such a calming watch, merry Christmas and happy new year Stak!

[@reidroche267]

Thanks for all the amazing content Stak

[@chaostourist2951]

it's not war, it's peace keeping.

[@thebritishgamerandstuff8328]

I swear I’ve heard your real voice before on a KZbin short, you’ve done in the past but good job and I hope you have a happy new year and I hope you and family haha wonderful Christmas ❤

[@glauberglousger956]

He does shorts and has a history channel, and a podcast(if I remember right)

[@thebritishgamerandstuff8328]

@@glauberglousger956 I know I am saying that I have heard his real voice before on a KZbin short on his channel

[@WaterYoshi]

Thank you for the content, best of luck to you for next year!

[@samuelbarton4066]

Low key like the chill demeanor more. Happy holidays!

[@felathar1985]

What do you mean... Germany did nothing wrong.

[@Thirsty555]

That is a bold Title😅😂

[@CircusFreakyt]

19:06 reminds me of that one scene with the president from monsters vs aliens: "this is all about... peaceful communication." "Yes mr. president"

[@BigTeddies]

This gives me a happy feeling that fills the void of the Mt. Dew flavor we never got.

[@BRDoriginal]

You can only be peaceful if you are capable of great violence. If you are not capable of great violence you are not peaceful, you are harmless. - Some Guy

[@benjaminolsen6105]

Your voice is relaxing!

[@scottianson5133]

This was a very nice upload, thank you.

[@kop1807]

Thank you, Stakuyi.

[@sakiel5402]

"if"

[@ShaggyB0i]

It would be: “What Germany does nothing wrong” without the if

[@sheeplehunter2000]

Was expecting a historical game...

[@shawnbrower4062]

I cant believe it took me this long to watch one of your full videos instead of just shorts

[@delmarclapp3350]

Calmer Stakuyi. It's nice Also 10:10 "We'll achieve peace in our time. Wether you like it or not."

[@JahJah-CleverHandle]

Episode 58 of asking Stakuyi to play Equestria at War as Ferdinand Dawnclaw - the Lord Protector - in the Griffonian Empire (allow the soldiers to storm the palace).

[@jhonayo4887]

What did Germany ever do wrong?

[@GamingGuineaPig]

Ayo pause

[@jhonayo4887]

@@GamingGuineaPig what?

[@wastelander89]

I really like ur voice man it's great for radio or movies. And I love the history u teach us .great video as always good sir

[@derAlphabet]

You made not only a peaceful world, but also a slow game. Happy holidays!

[@YamaikoHiro]

When did Germany ever do anything wrong?

[@OfficialIfunny]

sus post

[@SylviaPrecise]

There's always one. Isn't there an SFM porn thread on 4chan for you to be pawing through?

[@MrDobens]

Do this with Japan

[@booker370]

Lol just keep bullying china😂😂

[@HomelessInternetTroll]

And a very late merry christmas to you stak.

[@MrComplicit]

This was great. Loved it!!!

[@heitorpedrodegodoi5646]

Would be fun to just let the game run for a couple of years to see what happens.

[@MrDoyle-ky4he]

When Britain goes to secure the oil fields, it would just be WWII again.

[@robertmiles1603]

"what if"? they already did nothing wrong ;)

[@ilikethiskindatube]

He means that in this scenario the Germans won

[@robertmiles1603]

@@ilikethiskindatube and therefore got to write the history

[@Suksass]

​@@robertmiles1603it's still living history. You don't write it yet.

[@Unsei15]

Marry christmas Stak and happy new year.

[@Qued_]

“Peaceful declaration of war” lol

[@armchairwarrior963]

Should do Japan becomes Peaceful! lol

[@michaelbarnard8529]

Does this game deal with the Chinese civil war? Imagine all of China being like Taiwan, and all of Korea being like South Korea. Maybe even Vietnam being like SK.

[@maxxedout2563]

Im edging to your voice and videos ( Ingame ) Greetings and happy Holidays to everyone!

[@kaiandersonflynn1846]

I love the natural voice! I definitely know the struggle of pitch raising to sound more jovial

[@thezorro9256]

Your natural voice reminds me of audiobooks or documentarys I would listen to while going to bed

[@batmaninc2793]

Merry Christmas!

[@gurd739]

Happy holidays

[@batmaninc2793]

@@gurd739 "Happy Holidays", is what terrorists say. Merry Christmas!

[@gurd739]

I'm Jewish

[@batmaninc2793]

@@gurd739 Old reference from, "30 Rock". Though, to knock out the trinity (lol): Happy Channukah, Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year. To just knock it out now. God bless.

[@vlet5995]

So… historical?

[@omphya6229]

Smartest HOI4 player

[@derGhebbet]

"Well no, I actually caused the most..." lol.

[@aprilruledearth]

Words Cannot Describe How Much I Love This Man ❤

[@bear5730]

What are you talking about? They did nothing wrong.

[@ezmqsv]

fascists are so predictable its sad. 🤣

[@Octav576]

8:58 as a Moldovan i can confirm that Transylvania is in no way Hungarian😅 Otherwise love your videos Happy New Year to everyone

[@Ed_Yeet_412]

?? Isn’t Transylvania like, not in Moldova?

[@Octav576]

@@Ed_Yeet_412 you are right its part of Romania Its just Moldovans are basically Romanians that have been taken by the USSR as you know from the game xD

[@tenanaciouz]

Well considering moldovia isn't part of Transylvania your opinion is trash also lol literally trying to erase 100s of years of hinagrian History very typical of a balkaner

[@Silly_Fella2222]

Stakuyi= the best hoi4 youtuber and my personal favorite youtuber

[@frederri2968]

keep doing this i like you being calm

[@Lidavaz_]

I didn't see the video yet but it's cool to finally see you play TNO!

[@TCJ-GAMING]

he did not play tno in this video

[@Lidavaz_]

@@TCJ-GAMING well he plays germany if it was the good guy, so it's either tno or historically accurate run

[@DemocraticConfederalist33]

Germany bad

[@Teal182]

@@Lidavaz_its not tno

[@BilalAhmad-ff3xq]

He Balkanized the ussr, its tno

[@hristiyanatanasov7292]

They never did.

[@dafan-uv8vf]

We know stoobid

[@HairyLeggedSleepyJoe]

So killing 6 million Jews and another 5 million people in concentration camps isn’t wrong?

[@OmegaCT55555]

Hope you had a good Christmas and everyone else or just a great holiday

[@volbound1700]

And the biggest winner here was France who survived :)

[@Shadowmourne07]

Fun fact: you already live in the timeline where Germany did nothing wrong.

[@blitzy3244]

But they did do nothing wrong 😂😂

[@Citrusleaf]

I love your videos and your podcast ❤

[@nakoda1610]

omg i love this voice, just amazingly calming