Hold Up Memes

Hold Up Memes
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[@VaazkLShorts]

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Star wars memes

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Achievement awards (for 2 mil subs)

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funny memes

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persona 5 memes

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

Discovering a new species as a Biologist: :D Scubba Diver: :o Astronaut: D: Surgeon:

[@CC_Animations-Mia]

Biologist: Okay that's pretty good!! Scuba Diver: Err... Long as its not hostile...then its fine ?? Astronaut: uhh... Maybe their nice??? Surgeon: *zombie noises..*

[@John-n9p2x]

Surgeon 😰

[@reyeskingkongrey]

surgeon finds alien

[@HaveAPlay77]

Chef:

[@Radonium]

tbh, biologist probably would be scared aswell because the only land where we probably dont know every or most of the land species is amazon rainforest, himmalayas, arctic and central australia

[@kryummy]

your voice is genuinely so calming for me like its a perfect balance of emotion and monotone like its so soothing

[@Flora._.Idi0t]

I agree so much

[@cherryheartcandy]

yeah it's kinda hot

[@AmarisDOORS]

​@@cherryheartcandy wwwwwhat

[@kryummy]

@cherryheartcandy WHAT😭

[@Toasty2012]

@@cherryheartcandy whaat

[@GameOver-j6]

0:25 It depends on the poison. If we use the colloquial term of the word and include toxins and poisons, then many things, like proteins, will undoubtedly be denatured or degraded and eventually become harmless. For example, tetrodotoxin, ricin, botulinum, etc.

[@GalaxyDragon124TheEpic]

I feel like this comment fits well with the name of this video.

[@CCABPSacsach]

Napoleon learned that the hard way when he drank some poison, but just got searing stomach pain instead.

[@DANDADANPLAYS]

Yap

[@Mrpicklesandfwends]

Way to ruin the joke

[@CCABPSacsach]

@@Mrpicklesandfwends no no, ruining the joke would be more like “Uhh actually this is completely false and shouldn’t have posted it” This is merely expanding on the joke and providing some context to those curious, hence checking the comments Not ruined, but definitely not as humorous

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

-people are worried about A.I. taking over all of our jobs -German doctors trying to find a way to resurrect humans Damnit. Gray Mann has gone *too far* this time.

[@khoaitaynuong1062]

tf2 moment

[@Pintstraw]

@@khoaitaynuong1062meet the medic from emesis blue

[@victorjensen1966]

TF2!!!!! IT'S EVERYWHERE!!!!

[@Rip_Ethan116]

The first one is actually smart

[@KoyBobson-o9i]

No it is not bruh

[@ELTR101]

@@KoyBobson-o9i you just wish you had that many treadmills

[@KoyBobson-o9i]

@@ELTR101 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@stuffie5175]

@@ELTR101They’ll get clogged with rotten flesh from the more clumsy zombies and wouldn’t be able to keep going, I’m on KoyBobson’s side here, even if they didn’t argue their claim in a somewhat polite manner

[@milesmcallister8542]

You need a lot of power

[@nancyeufracio4498]

2:28 ZE HEALING IS NOT AS REWARDING AS ZE HURTING

[@Mrpicklesandfwends]

Well,at least he can go to art school

[@dtheall86]

oh no

[@The_Pup77]

MEDIC GAMING

[@mingshi7689]

MEDIC!

[@therealDragonitaZ]

0:36 correct answer, sir.

[@ballzinyourjawz]

Okay but this depends on the context, was she a child that got put into some kind of cryostasis, grew while frozen but is still a child mentally? If so then it's a red light. Is she just saying she's immature in a very wordy sentence because the Mangaka wanted to fill up the space? If so then it's a green light.

[@MrMinecraft5578]

2:07 - No, one glass is milk.

[@cozmo4694]

0_0

[@MrMinecraft5578]

@@cozmo4694 O_O

[@thecursed01]

Ewwww...milk

[@MrMinecraft5578]

@@cozmo4694 O_O

[@Solar_Sy5stream]

@@thecursed01too many ‘w’s for proper grammar

[@wxffle3z]

I love how he answered the potato in the tumble post

[@TheMelonatorissweet]

6:21 "Together we are... The Air-Force! "

[@Silligoofygoober73]

0:24 depends on the poison some become more poisonous and some become less poisonous

[@not-so-obvious_autism777]

Examples?

[@Silligoofygoober73]

@@not-so-obvious_autism777 man i dont know, i just know that it depends on the poison

[@wachter_hd]

15:40 my first tought was "Thats rough buddy"

[@SnoozerSol]

That’s rough buddy

[@adieclark25]

SAME!🤣

[@JdtheLegend924]

I always used to watch these memes whenever I eat and I would consider it as a type of video I need to watch while eating food, anyways 11 mins and thanks :D

[@ignacio70393]

2:07 Surely it's just a glass of almond milk or something like that, right?... right?...

[@Duckytrest]

dam those soy milk people

[@RZDraws]

I thought glue or paint water Mistakes have been made in the past with the latter a lot

[@Ravenf4ight]

@@RZDraws The first thing that came to my mind was bleach 💀

[@timfunnydragon]

@@Ravenf4ight bleach clear tho

[@Ravenf4ight]

@@timfunnydragon I know but just saying

[@jacobcox4565]

15:40 That's rough, buddy.

[@gs_x424]

i said the same thing lol

[@Rainydayspjo]

Lol

[@SpeedyFishThing]

0:22 The answer for this is, if the poison will expire it will become no longer poisionous. An example of this would be Napoleon Bonaparte around the end of the Napoleonic Wars as he always had a bottle of poison around his neck and when he was going to be captured he drank the poison and didn’t die because of the poison expiring.

[@4oki_Tatsuy420]

2:49 HOL’UP… MOONA? Wtf?

[@wojteknowak1369]

What's so confusing? It's normal, the churchgoers give money willingly for reasons (like charity)

[@4oki_Tatsuy420]

@ Not confused Surprised

[@spiderbow4599]

2:29 the fact it says German scares me

[@The_Real_Aiden_Pearce]

2:35 oh no and it’s in Germany we’re cooked

[@4oki_Tatsuy420]

15:44 That’s rough buddy

[@Rainydayspjo]

Fr

[@glitchghost5936]

7:19 it took me a minute to realize that no they are not wearing a box on their heads

[@victorjensen1966]

I felt the voice crack at 20:17 on a personal level

[@herticate8579]

How many stories of horror did we hear of scientist bringing the end of humanity in the process of trying to conquer death and souls 2:28

[@leibrunson5158]

3:34 This made me feel excited. Like I was reading some story. But now I’m craving a story but can’t put my finger on which one.

[@Crocinator_404]

2:28 “That’s how I lost my medical license!”

[@Ghostlord-e7y]

@Crocinator_404 If you tryna resurrect the unnamed austrain man im taking some democracy machines to you and the clone of the austrian

[@karamedley6229]

A ton of different badass plants laid out in perfect rows that shoot peas or even explode upon being touched. This is how you survive zombies.😊

[@Pvrg4]

2:30 especially from germany

[@-.-K._.]

16:30 there's a funny saying in poland when someone sais there's no chance or there are no chances (nie ma szansy/ nie ma szans) and you can reply "Zawsze jest szansa na wyru*hanie szympansa" which beasicly is "there's allways a chance to fu*k a chimpanze" and it comes from the fact that there's allways a chance for everything just sometimes astronomicaly small

[@TheWildFrogGD]

0:02 nah just stay in the living room 💀

[@RamanNoodles01]

0:22 to answer this question, when poison expires, it’s just not effective anymore. It won’t kill you, but it’ll give you a little tummyache

[@HaveAPlay77]

3:35 for a second I thought it was his nose made of legs and hands for feet 😂

[@CaptainRex332]

5:40 bro had such a good joke then ruined it so tragic

[@CovertCalifornian1957]

14:19 The snow used for that scene in The Wizard of Oz was 100% asbestos.

[@milo7519]

Thx. I was about to ask about that,

[@coachcherokee1488]

Vaazkal just casually giving the best zombie apocalypse advice known in human history

[@bepbobbap]

6:23 that ain't the military thats the Ginyu force 😭🙏

[@Somthing_probably]

The freedom force 😭🙏

[@Ebyanm]

No i think it’s the Ginyu force

[@KayzIdeas]

2:28 Has Call of Duty Zombies taught us nothing?

[@Ghostlord-e7y]

@KayzIdeas Has 1941-1945 not taught us anything???!!!

[@chaoticsilver8442]

15:39 "That's rough, buddy."

[@Robotichandarm]

14:19 it’s called asbestos Because the movie is so old, that was their only option at the time

[@Stormdrawz15]

Wondering if maybe theres a certain German chancellor theyre trying to resurrect💀☠️

[@timfunnydragon]

Austrian*

[@Stormdrawz15]

@@timfunnydragon thx!

[@timfunnydragon]

@@Stormdrawz15 np

[@ninja-catplaysminecraft]

My brain straight up said H¡tl3r

[@Stormdrawz15]

@@ninja-catplaysminecraft correct 😬😬

[@thezdude-x8]

2:31 meet the medic

[@Lavenderflowergacha]

Don’t be so surprised of 15:56. The child is obviously adopted. You can also tell based on the fact they have different hair and eye colors. So that’s more evidence.

[@sethr.c1065]

Pro tip related to the Tractor Supply Co. Horse electrolytes: you can buy cracked corn chicken feed for $0.27/lb. No additives or chemicals. Just fructose and basic nutrients. Had a half pound side almost every night for a while with stewed corn, butter, and milk. Like a penny per calorie.

[@Dark_master13244]

2:28 zers nothing wrong with playing god so long as your good at it

[@Ghostlord-e7y]

@Dark_master13244 I find that the army led by the unnamed austrian were better at playing Satan rather than god

[@ladykoiwolfe]

Wait a minute! We don't only use the metric system to measure bullets. We also use it for drugs and medication.

[@bentverschure5379]

FUNNIEST part was the milk meme 🤣the cutoff was perfect Idea: Hogwarts memes

[@TiagoAlvesNogueira-r3q]

2:32 alright, who made the revive machine from TF2? Medic?? Enginner?? Something to say?

[@ShockwaveTheGuy]

Congrats on (nearly) 2 mill subs!!!! 😃

[@Loganberry-69]

9:03,he has an oxygen packed in the suit,and it shrinks with him

[@tensixtyoclock]

15:40 welp, i guess it's kinda rough there, ol buddy

[@RedJubilee]

2:28 *MEDIC*

[@Neodx2]

How to protect your house in a zombie apocalypse 🌻🌱🌱🌰 🌻🌱🌱🌰 🌻🌱🌱🌰 🌻🌱🌱🌰

[@lailoutherand]

plants 💀

[@lumiplayergames]

don't forget the lawn mowers behind the flowers!

[@keroppib4ptista]

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[@boredlake]

@@keroppib4ptistazombies

[@Koontz_Terraria]

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[@defecticon9000]

2:28 "Ha haha! Anuzzer successful procedure!"

[@Iamlurking504]

That "understood" was unironically badass

[@brightwarrior2910]

0:02 This is GENIUS But how are you going to power that? If you could find a way to power it would be absolutely genius.

[@adieclark25]

"I hate when my girlfriend turns into the moon" Who let Sokka into their computer?!🤣

[@EibbaOrtsa]

1:27 will rather go to jail than letting people see my search history

[@NateHagen-cp3in]

0:23 it depends on the poison, but most like Cyanide will lose their potency over time. I don't know who needed to hear this.

[@enzolego5474]

15:41 isn't an "avatar the last air bender" refference ?!

[@budski0927plays]

I love your vids

[@PhillyTheSilly13]

2:07 The imposter is either soy milk or rat poison

[@NicolasMcGrogan]

11:15 i feel so bad for her lmao😭😭

[@iMacG4GAMING]

2.32 We sure that doctor aint the Medic from TF2

[@thebanman2293]

You are so close to 2m subs!

[@Clay_Pyro_TF2]

2:30 why do I hear drums and a angelic voice's singing in German?

[@Pvrg4]

7:43 that’s 10 billion dollars

[@spirit_miku]

I remember when the self serve tills came out when i was younger, clocked pretty quickly you can get anything in the shop you wanted for 50p as the staff never bother to do there jobs and watch a kid put a £100 in lego on the fruit scales lmao. only took the shops about 2 years to notice when others started doing it.

[@Verymusician193]

Everyone has thought about putting tendmills on stairs and places so that the zombies cant get then. Its pretty funny where the mind can go when its bored

[@Satoru_Dogo1]

15:40 that’s rough buddy

[@pokebattery4083]

15:27 WATCH IT It's a really good movie.

[@DoodleBrainStudios]

I love how you can still recognize Rick when when he’s a quarter inch tall and all blurred

[@Q_0101]

0:39 i hate how i know what this is from (i saw the anime version of it) its called Rise of the Shield Hero (or Rising)

[@GabeArson]

2:28 Oops! Zat vas not medizine!!!

[@ProfessionalGogetaFan]

"TOGETHER WE ARE...!" "★THE MILITARY FORCE!!★"

[@Adiya_55]

2:45 Ada Moona...!

[@AresDaBoi]

15:42 the moon appears at day as well.

[@Sans_Official.]

2:05 nah man that’s glue.

[@Kevin-gg2bl]

8:17 - Even better, turn that over to law enforcement. Revenge porn gets people pretty severe sentences.

[@CinCole]

the poison one made me think for 1 week and i still can figure it out

[@simonCatt_owo]

20:16 the voice crack 😂

[@TaIathar]

The Sixth Sense is a very old very popular movie about a kid who can see ghosts or something paranormal like that? I forgot the specifics because I never watched it, but I've heard it's pretty good.

[@arso0628Stuff]

0:18 WHAAATT

[@springy_boy]

That was my same reaction after hearing that post.

[@AzuretheHollowhead]

1:30 literally me

[@Mr._EviI]

2:06 I’d figure it out by drinking all of them. would like it either way.

[@Cuddly-Cactus]

0:07 - Oh VaazkL you sweet summer child, let me just put it to you like this, people are able to smuggle in a w i d e array of contraband, in more than just one way. 😉 Also, since the guy is holding a set of keys, I think it's safe to assume that this was a guard taking this photo, not an inmate. 😎

[@edwardcheer1132]

2:35 The tf2 medic themes starts playing

[@edwardcheer1132]

2:28

[@Somthing_probably]

If you truly could get all tiktokers in one house, it wouldn’t be a general giving the order. It would be me.

[@Jahames_charged_education45]

2:34 MEDIC GAMING

[@Loganberry-69]

13:13,you school has thunder stones? That’s cool

[@ghostkevin_edits]

First meme: Unless if it's one of those world war z zombies

[@loonsterreal]

When the teacher gets something wrong "Hold up"

[@Nzargnalphabet]

2:35 such are the wonders of german science

[@sirus0s]

0:06 they also have a keychain so I wouldn't be surprised if they asked the prison staff to let them in an emtpy cell just for this photo for this pun (Edit: grammar)

[@Kally-m6l]

The first one sucks cos they eventually get bulked up and break through the wall

[@Kanoa_Guy]

5:05 me in 2025: “Who is Vin Diesel?”

[@soggyapples1518]

We got cod zombies irl before gta6

[@zamabo218]

3:37 i wasn't sure what that was until I re-read/heard the thing

[@TheKaitandFriendsShow2]

4:10 I am making a grilled cheese rn

[@LDSG_A_Team]

Bro thinks the moon is only visible at night

[@Slay_Kenny64]

0:06 in france, close to where i live, prisonners tends to easilly get phones and dr_us and also drones sometimes and because idk but please get me out of here