Naked Gun 33 1/3 (Opening) The Untouchables Stairway Shootout Scene High Definition

[@bighuge1060]

"My Lawnmower" still cracks me up today. I also love that score.

[@Cristopher.C]

haha yea one can just hear the guy screaming xd

[@burpostockings]

I lose it every time when the lawnmower starts rolling down the stairs.. x'D

[@GeronKizan]

The guy chasing it is Will Ferrell btw.

[@Cristopher.C]

@@GeronKizan wat! no its not! is it

[@mariomm9080]

the poor mexican xD

[@Uzername-246]

The disgruntled postal workers charging in, gun blazing like there's no tomorrow with epic orchestra music playing in the background will always be the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life.

[@Mc.GRonald]

THE MAIL NEVER STOPS !!!!!!!

[@Ms.Bullet352]

That had me laughing too 😂

[@Uzername-246]

@@Mc.GRonald Nothing stops the mail!

[@ff1511]

That's what we call going postal

[@СергейПопелянский]

Ну, это ж одна из теорий конспирологии - что почтальоны на самом деле готовят захват власти в мире. Ходят везде, собирают информацию... .

[@Tea_Sippin]

OJ doing the Touchdown dance is too good.

[@denisl2760]

Should've spiked the baby

[@josephbradley1903]

Some would call it shaking baby

[@raylopez99]

About to spike the baby too...

[@MaxwellKinghorror]

@@josephbradley1903 how else do ya think we make our vegetables?

[@dmitrymedvedd]

OJ is a killer

[@blockmasterscott]

I loved someone crying out “Look! There’s disgruntled postal workers!”

[@szylaj]

they went postal

[@mrmr_zoomie]

@@szylaj”Population pressure and the stress of modern li-“

[@henrymorgan8335]

@@mrmr_zoomie They got tired of people asking if a package from New York to LA will arrive tomorrow if they send it 1st Class Ground.

[@Nugire]

I feel them. It's though work.

[@Jasonth131]

There want the 20 hour week

[@danieldougan269]

Ironically, the most dangerous person in this was the guy catching the babies to save them.

[@RetroGamesMas]

The touchdown dance lmao

[@GustavoLopez-hp8zz]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ConstantlyDamaged]

@@RetroGamesMas I think he's making reference to O.J. Simpson's criminal history. ;)

[@CluckN]

@@ConstantlyDamaged What criminal history OJ was declared not guilty?

[@ConstantlyDamaged]

@@CluckN He had later convictions for armed robbery and other crimes.

[@Tenroshou]

In Germany when the postman came in they said in the German dub, "oh no, look, the postmen want the 20 hour weeks" which really cracked me up. One of the only things that was funnier to me in the German version

[@jediryan9454]

That is really funny!

[@nerdrock8087]

It's a shame how many people I've talked to who have NEVER even heard of Top Secret

[@Preyhawk81]

@@nerdrock8087 that was an good movie with val kilmer. the submarine mine was the best lol

[@blockmasterscott]

@@Preyhawk81 I like the German officer using a giant phone to answer a call.

[@Seleukos_I_Nikator]

in the brazilian dub, they said "look, the postmen are on strike!"

[@celestrio]

RIP Leslie Neilson. You'll always be my favorite childhood comedian

[@terminator3000]

Fun fact: leslies nielson played most of his life rather serious roles. After the Audience loved him for his role in "airplane" he stuck to comedy. I would say his biggest strength in comedy was the fact that he could say and do the most ridiculous things on camera while keeping an absolute straight face.

[@newdefsys]

I met him on the street in the French Quarter. A small crowd had gathered around him and he was so graceful and kind to everyone. I walked away thoroughly impressed. He really knew how to show his appreciation towards his fans.

[@PANCAKEMINEZZ]

I miss this brand of humor. This is how you do random gag humor right. There are absurdist jokes at play, not just "lol let's throw everything at the wall and see what stick"

[@orrling]

so correct

[@XOFInfantryman]

Same

[@Kawaiisikkusu]

You are correct

[@danskyl7279]

I think Scary movies tried similar humor with the comedy.

[@sinfinity383]

Sadly they don't make movies like this, everything is so offensive nowadays.... you know what I mean.

[@LEXXIUS]

1:22 😆 I love how the chaos unfolds while Ed still struggles to get his gun untangled!

[@solinvictus39]

LOL at the postal worker scene... not many people remember these days all the shootings by whacked-out postal workers in the '80s and '90s. It certainly was a thing at one time.

[@B-and-O-Operator-Fairmont]

"Going Postal" was an interesting addition to the American lexicon. I also think it was the first time most of us heard the word "disgruntled".

[@ElBandito]

Soon to be replaced by disgruntled Amazon workers...

[@CoralCopperHead]

Would you like to sign my petition?

[@yootaobe5536]

@@B-and-O-Operator-Fairmont always wondered where that phrase came from, thanks!

[@Wednesdaywoe1975]

@@ElBandito Just wait until the Starbucks workers have had enough. An assault by heavily armed, strung out baristas will be the stuff of legends.

[@FabianMacGintyONeill]

When films like Naked Gun and Airplane! are firing on all cylinders, you barely have time to catch your breath from laughter. There's lots of great modern comedy but I've never seen a film that managed to pack as many gags into every single scene as these

[@danieldougan269]

_Arrested Development_ is even craftier at the layers of jokes. And the jokes are smarter.

[@danimayb]

@@danieldougan269 Smarter does not mean funnier

[@michaelgoff4504]

Not even in Leslie Neilsen's nightmare did OJ go to the criminal side.

[@joe6096]

Crazy thing about that is that this movie came out in March of 1994. The OJ chase through Los Angeles in Al Cowling's white Bronco happened on June 17th, 1994. So this movie was actually still in some theaters when the world changed.

[@PredatorPeyami]

Oj is innocent

[@Year_of_the_Dell]

@@PredatorPeyami in my experience people will argue every which way

[@N0noy1989]

@@PredatorPeyami oh yeah? Then why is he black?

[@sublimeade]

@@joe6096 the world changed?

[@tjv2446]

This documentary about American gun violence is exceptional.

[@stanley-fghijk441]

Found the triggered, dopey Biden voter. Hahahah!!!

[@wan123si]

A masterpieces comment

[@stanley-fghijk441]

@@steveconkey7362 And only make up 9% of the population. Hahahahah! REEEEE! Numbers, reality and stats are racist! REEEEE!

[@steveconkey7362]

@@stanley-fghijk441 And that one guy killed two people in real life.

[@Nick-ij5nt]

now imagine if the good guy didn't have a gun to stop all the bad guys that do have guns😉

[@SergeantExtreme]

1:18 Him switching from an obvious prop gun to a realistic assault rifle that's actually ejecting shells is a nice touch.

[@hannibalburgers477]

Also the side gag of M16 jamming.. That was the militarys fault btw not the designers

[@honkp6065]

Those are the jokes that I particularly love about Mel Brooks style of comedy, how he includes props and sets in creative gags

[@TheSundayShooter]

They're all firearms converted for blank ammunition including his pistol. The term *prop* just means (theatrical) property

[@calanon534]

That's a SIG P228 converted to fire blanks. You can see it cycling brass in the earlier shots. You can tell it's a P228 and not the near-identical P229 since the groove in the front of the slide only goes back to the chamber.

[@calanon534]

@@hannibalburgers477 It didn't jam, he ran out of ammo. The bolt is locked to the rear.

[@abc64pan]

HAHA, they made it a dream sequence, brilliant. Had it been anything but, this scene would have been far too ridiculous even by Naked Gun standards.

[@cianciaway883]

good comment :))

[@robbal7204]

Yeah, noted the same too. Last Nielsen's movies (stil being great) have too much slapstick inside.

[@thecastiel69]

Parody of scene from The Untouchables

[@laserpmr]

@Ctg это из фильма Untouchables, который скопировал Потемкина

[@dianaprince6743]

Would you be interested in a NG fanfic?

[@SGTBizarro]

I love that he was about to spike the baby at 1:32

[@raylopez99]

Calling OJ a murderer?

[@MaxwellKinghorror]

@@raylopez99 😂 the Man's a Hero 👐🏻

[@kane4013]

He got to do plenty of spiking a few years later

[@arpitsharma8947]

that was the best.. had me cracking

[@Christopher-po8pt]

@@raylopez99 Dont smash another man's wife you never know if he's a nutjob.

[@kh884488]

The baby carriage down there stairs theme actually originally came from the silent Russian film "Battleship Potemkin".

[@abc64pan]

One of the most memorable and imitated scenes in film history.

[@ahmadjundi2578]

Didn’t it appear in 1970s movie about al capturing al capon

[@kh884488]

@@ahmadjundi2578 Yes the trope is also in a 1980's film "The Untouchables". I'm guessing that's the one you're thinking of.

[@ahmadjundi2578]

@@kh884488 true

[@skopjanec8392]

Yes true! From the famous Soviet director Sergei Eisenstein!

[@Edinboron]

The Untouchables was paying homage to the Odessa Steps sequence from the Russian movie Battleship Potemkin.

[@R3dp055um]

Buttholeship Potemkin...that was a movie about gay sailors, right? Like Brokeback Mountain at sea...?

[@hersham]

@@R3dp055um No. It is a Soviet drama from 1925

[@arkay238]

Which itself was just copying the simpsons

[@Edinboron]

@@R3dp055um Is there any other type of sailor? So much seamen so little time

[@abelq8008]

It rhymes, like poetry.

[@sabatheus]

Still one of the funniest scenes in cinema history. Up there with the underwater bar fight scene in Top Secret. What? You've never seen Top Secret?! Go see it now.

[@freakjob0]

Agreed. Top Secret is a criminally underrated and largely forgotten gem.

[@Zaluskowsky]

Wasn't there something about a smile that needed hours of surgery to get removed?

[@ACDSea]

I know a little German. There he is

[@Packless1]

...a classic...! 😁

[@Bartolomej89]

@@Zaluskowsky Val's manager died with anal intruder up his rear. It killed him bc in East Germany they had different voltage 😂

[@jordan9164]

It’s the suicide bomber that had me dying. “Wahoh!” 😂

[@Fe7Ace]

"Yeeeehaaaww! Yawww! Ooohhlalalala! Eieieieieie! Wahoh!" - Suicide bomber

[@Soundwave142]

I was thinking, “Where did Pope John Paul II come from?”

[@Phonixrmf]

@@Fe7Ace What does this mean? I don't speak Badguynistan

[@cnlbenmc]

+@@Phonixrmf+ if it was filmed after 2000 it would probably have a "Durka Durka" thrown in somewhere thanks to south park.

[@Juugo211]

0:58 - 1:04

[@bzeffer]

0:39 Me fighting a boss in Elden Ring and picking up my runes

[@natalironaldo]

Lmao

[@_Spy_]

Dude XD

[@HamstahFwend]

When you through a whole combo just to get your runes.

[@UnitedFan2]

Me in a fight against waves of enemies in Division 2 and I see loot in the middle of the battlefield

[@mathewmaccenzie5006]

lol!

[@beatsoup9919]

“Look! It’s disgruntled postal workers!” Several postal dudes causing chaos? It’s the prequel to Postal!

[@tomlewis4748]

That scene might be the greatest parody since Airplane. The people who did The Untouchables are likely also laughing out loud. There's like a new thing that's funny every 5 seconds, including that Frank Drebin never learned how to hold an assault rifle (where did he get that thing, anyway?). The fact that it's a dream sequence is also a great parody, seeing as how dream sequences are one of the most obvious and disliked tired clichés. I think what cracked me up the most was the lawnmower. We miss you, Leslie.

[@gonzolonzo1383]

"OH my God look its disgruntled postal workers," combined with OJ about to spike the baby nearly made me laugh my lung up

[@Rose.Of.Hizaki]

tbh... we've all had crazy ass dreams like these once or twice in our lives.

[@jihigh482]

Only when you stop smoking weed

[@raylopez99]

But never with Priscilla Presley by our side...

[@cnlbenmc]

Probably the only good scene of that entire movie...

[@deafmusician2]

My gun is WILDLY inaccurate or misfires in that dream

[@cnlbenmc]

+@@jihigh482+ I'm stone cold sober and about half of the few dreams I have/remember rival this level of insanity on display. And they say Dreams are trying to tell us something...

[@klausheino6986]

Jokes aside the music in this scene is a Masterpiece. Gives me chills every time!

[@Soultaker7]

It suspiciously sounds like _"You Go We Go"_ from _Backdraft's_ original soundtrack: kzbin.info/www/bejne/noCQinyNltSIfMk The scene itself is a parody of two other movies: Brian de Palma's 1987 _The Untouchables_ and Sergei Eisenstein's 1925 _Battleship Potemkin_ (namely, the iconic shootout scene where a pram with a baby is tumbling down a very long flight of stairs while soldiers shoot on protesters). Oh, and fun fact: the ululating cry of the suicide bomber in this scene is actually done by Peter Segal, the movie's director.

[@numenusty]

I love the music in this scene, too bad they didn't recorded as official ost and you can only hear it watching this scene.

[@ConnorRK_800]

​@@numenustyAre you sure? It's in the Naked gun 3 ost on youtube, just go to the 2 min mark and you'll hear it

[@JDoe-gf5oz]

OJ killing it as usual. Such a promising career cut short.

[@adrianr5318]

bruh 💀💀

[@josephbardouche3687]

Literally

[@garra123454]

To be fair he did get away with murder

[@oz_jones]

​​@@josephbardouche3687yes, those indeed were the jokes.

[@R.P.Pyotrsovich]

1:11 "OMG LOOK! DISGRUNTLED POSTAL WORKERS!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@slappymcgillicuddy7532]

MY LAWNMOWER!

[@c.galindo9639]

This movie is over the top with what it puts into every scene but just so right how it’s all put together. I love this comedic classic

[@bjbeamng8599]

"Hey look, it's the President... and the Pope!" "AIYIIYYIYAIIYIYAIIYAIYAAIII!!"

[@RenegadeX28]

Literally one of the funniest opening sequences in a comedy movie ever.

[@suertesamp]

Always loved watching this with my Dad. For some reason we saw this movie first. I'm so glad he introduced me to this trilogy

[@dianaprince6743]

Would you be interested in a NG fanfic?

[@suertesamp]

I would be, yes. Just gutted my dad won't be here to see it

[@dianaprince6743]

@@suertesamp are you on discord?

[@dianaprince6743]

@@suertesamp I can email

[@cohort6159]

Cool. A LaFrance M16k. You don't see those just everywhere.

[@BigMek456]

Never even heard of that before, looked like a weirdly chopped up early M16 to me

[@largol33t1]

I've seen it in several movies such as the original film "La femme Nikita." It actually shows up twice in the movie: once when the VIP's guards chase Anne Parillaud through the restaurant and again when she is in the secret agency's gun range.

[@abelq8008]

Pretty dope with no front sight.

[@cohort6159]

@@abelq8008 Its got a sight integrated into the carrying handle, right at the front. Not a great sight radius but they did think of the sights. As I recall it was a small tube welded right there so your sight picture was a target inside a tube inside the rear aperture.

[@CoralCopperHead]

@@cohort6159 Oof, sounds rough to aim with.

[@CamelCase-gz2ti]

I love the fact that the postal workers clearly had the most firepower

[@Ricvictors]

I love how it’s just a dream, but it could be very much real in this movie’s universe

[@toasterboipencil]

The leap from the Pope and his cardinals to a small army of disgruntled postal workers with the kit of a paramilitary group is what sent me into a fit of laughter.

[@G0ZERIAN]

0:59 I'm sure we're not supposed to laugh at that anymore in 2024, but I'm never not going to 😅 EEYAH OOOOOOHH LA LA LA LA L- *bang* OOF!

[@JENDALL714]

It's hard to believe Leslie Nielsen is the father of all modern serious science fiction movies! He was the star of Forbidden Planet, the first Hollywood big budget serious science fiction movie!

[@florianpierredumont4775]

Watching these movies as a kid, I almost thought it was serious stuff. Almost. My dad's laughting gave me some clue. ^^

[@TheAngelOfDeath01]

The President and the Pope and the mafia? Sounds like a once in a life-time chance encounter to me. lmao!

[@Wednesdaywoe1975]

Or a prayer breakfast.

[@TheAngelOfDeath01]

@@Wednesdaywoe1975 Something, something for sure.

[@bificommander7472]

Nielsen was right, crime was all around him.

[@solinvictus39]

Don't forget the lawn mower...

[@dianaprince6743]

Would you be interested in a NG fanfic?

[@JaskoonerSingh]

So glad this movie scene showed up on my KZbin feed today

[@Skrenja]

Leslie Nielsen shooting an AR is the coolest thing I've ever seen.

[@scrofulaeggula]

Aged like a fine wine. *chef's kiss*

[@SpottedHares]

Naked gun was such off the rails that you could trick viewers with the dream sequence bait and switch.

[@hairglowingkyle4572]

Seeing how this was a dream sequence, this is probably the most accurate dream ever portrayed in film.

[@kod-s]

The fact that they reference a 1925 movie. Lol Odessa Steps scene of Battleship Potemkin and its iconic crib riding down the stairs.

[@laserpmr]

No. They parody Untouchables, which referenced Potemkin. Look it up

[@TheRobin53]

Having a painting of the Titanic sinking above your bed could very well lead to some strange dreams.

[@laksanasritubtim9028]

It's the Lusitania

[@megrimlockmesmart.1200]

What a masterpiece.... They don't do it like the old days anymore..

[@charlesvan13]

They thought casting OJ as a killer would be comedically ironic. Hahaha

[@justincoleman3805]

He was a cop, dummy.

[@mongo4511]

@@justincoleman3805 what’s a cop dummy?

[@charlesvan13]

@@justincoleman3805 You got me there. OJ would make a great cop.

[@XB10001]

@@mongo4511 a "cop dummy" is the interpretation of "cop, dummy" from someone who does not understand punctuation.

[@seikibrian8641]

What's ironic about casting OJ Simpson in a movie filmed in 1993?

[@doomguy8447]

That O.J simpson is a really funny actor. Cant wait to see how far his career goes.

[@nevillewran4083]

Now his football career is over, he might start thinking about getting married.

[@doomguy8447]

@@nevillewran4083 I cant wait. He is going to knock some lucky girls head off her shoulders when she meets him.

[@nevillewran4083]

@@doomguy8447 Clean off. And I don't see him as the jealous or possessive type. Let's face it, not all marriages last. But if his doesn't, I bet he'll be mature and forgiving about it.

[@rodneyskelly5960]

Should have stayed in Detroit!

[@tokukeitaro]

Such a pity he lost out on The Terminator, Cameron didn't think he was believable as a stone cold killer.

[@Randoverse]

Seeing this makes me want to watch all of Naked Gun again. What a gem.

[@creatorsunionSVERDLOVSK]

I think the most selling points of all this classical parodies is because everything delivered with seriuos faces. Even music. Intence, dramatic score with soaring choir.

[@hankisdank1]

Oj spiking the baby is more spot on than they could have ever imagined

[@metalmadness5851]

These movies are, to this day, glorious!

[@blockmasterscott]

I can only imagine the news at 11 trying to describe this lol.

[@enriquezer0133]

xD

[@5pastseven]

Leslie has got the trigger discipline of a true soldier

[@wademedlin6831]

That was the best, OJ sports clip ever!

[@m3lapelazpendejoyoutubemarica1]

This scene aged soooo well

[@TimothyMark7]

to be honest this is a pretty accurate representation of postal workers

[@sunnyv5718]

This scene still makes me laugh out loud in various parts.

[@antonweber8080]

The genius of comedy...❤❤❤ R. I. P Leslie☹️

[@many_lives4925]

The suicide bomber lol 😆🤣😂 we could never get away with a joke like that these days.

[@samjudapetersproductions735]

This is the greatest seen in any movie I’ve ever seen ever

[@crispyfries954]

The guy holding the baby at the back killed me😂

[@IvaN-cf7qt]

Not the only person he killed. Huehuehueeeeeeeee

[@SanctusPaulus1962]

"The guy"

[@MystikWizard]

The lawnmower going down the stairs in slow motion with the gardener yelling after it had me spit my drink out.

[@DaemionBlackFire]

Ahh, the days when you didn't have to worry about who you offended as long as it was funny. RIP Leslie.

[@MultiJubbe]

That great soundtrack made this scene so epic..

[@mekaseee]

What's the name of this music?

[@MultiJubbe]

@@mekaseee Search Drebin the hero/ Touchable untouchable, u gonna find full OST of naked gun 3, it's a first one.

[@mekaseee]

@@MultiJubbe I found the name of the music, brother. Hans Zimmer - You go we go.. Thank you

[@philr36]

This the same soundtrack in Backdraft?

[@jrmorrow2]

Comedy was on a different level back in the day.

[@roquefortfiles]

Today someone would be complaining that it disrespects postal employees.

[@HBKshowstopper]

Today this entire scene probably wouldn't be filmed with how PC Hollywood has become. People don't have a sense of humor or are too easily offended by scenes like this. That makes me sad because Leslie Neilson is a legend and the Naked Gun series is comedy gold. Not to worry though, Disney will be releasing a new generic animated or Marvel superhero movie again soon 🙄

[@kingbeef66]

“Oh my God, look! It’s disgruntled postal workers!” LMFAO!

[@magnetmannenbannanen]

the OJ simpson guy, seems like a swell guy, saving those babies with great risk to himself. what a good guy. im sure he will make some lady very happy some day.

[@wilmergimenez]

I love how everything in a technical level is so serious and intense, the music, the camera movements, the edition, adds a lot to the comedy factor that is filmed like a real drama

[@Jebu911]

0:40 is whats its like playing fps game when you find random nice stuff.

[@genaka1]

The best jokes are created in the absence of censorship or self-censorship. Today, it’s impossible to craft such masterpieces of the comedy genre.

[@EpicBrony300]

I love how the carriages are an homage to battleship potemkin

[@dspsblyuth]

I didn’t know that and looked up the clip. You just blew my mind

[@laserpmr]

It's a parody of Untouchables, which is an homage to Potemkin

[@dspsblyuth]

@@laserpmr an homage within a homage? An Incepsmage?

[@CoolGobyFish]

@@dspsblyuth crazy stuff

[@FatJoker0]

Last 15 seconds were just gold 💟

[@vt-yp7yq]

I remember watching this in the theater, laughing so hard, we were in tears.

[@munanchoinc]

Having Oj Simpson about to Spike a baby is probably aged the best.

[@MalevolentStudios]

I think what kills me is that fact the postal workers are still coming through the gate in large numbers by the time the dream ends!

[@lefunnyN1]

i cant believe they got bill clinton and john paul 2nd to play in the movie, truly a masterpiece

[@sha11235]

That wasn't really them.

[@lefunnyN1]

@@sha11235 🤡

[@SanctusPaulus1962]

​@@sha11235 You don't say...

[@wewyllenium]

Ok. Was trying not to chuckle but when OJ started dancing I laughed ot loud!

[@MelchVagquest]

Saw this scene as a kid while channel surfing and it has lived with me ever since then!

[@woyame1]

O.J. getting ready to spike the baby has such bizarre undertones now.

[@henrymorgan8335]

America's 2nd line of defense: Disgruntled Postal Workers

[@Catinkontti]

0:36 the music almost wipes the comical tone and replaces it with something that makes me want to cry :(

[@JamesBuggemo]

Finally, OJ can Rest In Peace now that his wife’s murderer is dead.

[@kdbrown777]

One of the funniest things I've ever seen, 10/10.

[@hobsonsilva2570]

BONS TEMPOS DO CINEMA ERA AQUELES DOS ANOS 80/90 FICARÁ PARA SEMPRE NAS NOSSAS MEMORIAS.

[@onelastyogurtproductions7190]

Let’s be honest: we’ve all had a semi-realistic dream like this at least once

[@Nikos83300]

Unforgettable !! Frank Drebbin forever !!

[@kennichigatchalian6710]

Serious actors suddenly making comedies are the best.

[@FromtheHerts81]

The title sequence that followed was even better!

[@civilprotection3114]

God its weird to laugh at what OJ is doing knowing he’s a murderer.

[@user-a6k9i6n9o6M]

Naked Gun Should Make A Comeback in 2022-2023 XD

[@larryphillipps]

2025

[@come_to_dust_7518]

I swear this is one of the funniest sequences of the comedies movies

[@garybrockwell2031]

Miss this true funny fella😁 Thanks mate💪👍 what a laugh 🤣😊✌️💕🇬🇧 RIP🙏

[@mohamedahmednacer2782]

ليزلي نيلسون سبيطار كبير اسطورة الكوميديا الساخرة كل ما يطيح المورال نشوفوا يطلع لن يعيد التاريخ فنان مثل هذا

[@indy21091987]

R.I.P John Capodice. A classic "that guy" character actor.

[@Legoflymaster89]

I'll remember him on this and Ace Ventura

[@snakey934Snakeybakey]

Remember switching to your sidearm is faster than reloading.

[@Nmax]

Brilliantly done. The best in humor