Hollywood Eats Mario

[@Flashgitz]

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[@pyeitme508]

Bruh

[@hungariancountryball2928]

Ok

[@FreedomAndPeaceOnly]

Pretty sure Hollywood's decision makers are r°pists. Well that got dark & real quickly.

[@FHBStudio]

Nord VPN won't protect you from the hell hole that is New York City unfortunately.

[@rubyeyed756]

Could you please stop advertising VPN as a tool to get lower prices for games? You and all others who do this are ruining regional pricing. Valve new guidelines for prices are already insane for those "popular" countries. With time it will get only worse. Just please stop. Omit that one line and don't make it worse.

[@Wruce_Bayne]

The most realistic depiction of Hollywood in animation history

[@markmurex6559]

The trainer could have been more realistic if they had a syringe of steroids.

[@Sujad]

It would be but it's missing children.

[@bernardoheusi6146]

It's not funny, it's sad as fuck actually

[@Andytlp]

@@bernardoheusi6146 Yeah but theres not enough drugs or molestation or children. Then after you do it once they have all the video blackmail on you for life to strong arm into anything. Theyll never release the private party stuff to public, cause that would expose them, theyll show it to someone you know in person. For public, theyll use other stuff they pushed you into thats just as bad from pr pov though. Its really a cesspool.

[@Pretzil43]

You obviously haven't seen south parks take on the Indiana Jones sequels...

[@jonbaxter2254]

You unironically got hollywood casting, aides and coach people spot on.

[@SuperSonic04395]

Love Mario 💕💖💕

[@AnonymousAnonposter]

He's missing the big noses and small hats.

[@MarvinPowell1]

​@@AnonymousAnonposter That would be Kirby. Specifically Kirby Air Ride: Item Bounce.

[@bananabread4075]

I just really think it wasnt those kind of people tho

[@zaciroth]

​@@AnonymousAnonposter this

[@warioexpert]

Hollywood deserves every joke dumped on them

[@Marinealver]

and it won't be enough

[@level9drow856]

@@Marinealver Never enough.

[@starkillaa2444]

and more

[@johnermactavish1162]

This is t a parody. It is a documentary.

[@skepticalmagos_101]

And Nuke....

[@SillyLilDawg]

The fact that they wanted Mario to change his physique for playing HIS OWN CHARACTER is both wild and understandable considering…it’s Hollywood

[@jackhhun2698]

I literally can't think of anything less parody its sad its incredibly true

[@RobinTheMetaGod]

Grow up, Mario was not bad.

[@heistbros8575]

​@@RobinTheMetaGodyou like Mario in this skit? Are you gay or something

[@doodlebugwahoo]

@@RobinTheMetaGod what?? they said it was odd that mario had to change the way he looked in order to be himself in a movie. i don't get why they'd need to grow up

[@JackyMan22]

Pasta la Vista baby...

[@TheFlashzap]

The sheer fact that Mario would put up with all this Hollywood nonsense just to save Luigi’s life shows true brotherly love

[@dawnfire82]

The irony being that his degradation killed the brother he was trying to save.

[@SRHv2]

Luigi pulling out his life support was the best way to cope with watching what happened to mario

[@Dylan-jp9mr]

he doesnt have to watch or make his brother suffer anymore

[@carastone1897]

@@Dylan-jp9mr indeed but now all of what Mario has done will have been for nothing

[@exturiel5343]

@@Dylan-jp9mr And it doesn't change that Hollywood will never let him go now. He'll have producers adding bukkake to every film til he's 50. Should have read that 5 movie deal contract.

[@ArturTabosa]

What cope does mean?

[@DoomsDayFortress]

The movie was good tho

[@MrSeekerOfPeace]

Wow this is exactly what I pictured Hollywood doing to Mario

[@Primatenate88]

Big Brother is watching... the Mario movie now in theatres.

[@3xeplodng_3agle_studios]

Y'all have nifty pfp's. Carry on.🤙

[@Tootiefrootietortalini2001]

What did Mario do to deserve this?! 😭

[@The_Ballo]

[Mario dying sound]

[@rustyshackleford234]

LONG LIVE INGSOC ✊

[@ItalianAssassin330]

The animation just keeps getting better and better

[@ItalianAssassin330]

@Wednesday 🅥 Funny how this is coming from a channel named “TommyInnitOfficial” smh

[@dariixxiv5371]

Doublelap

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

This was live action.

[@archnemis1475]

your sick

[@WWLinkMasterX]

bot comment?

[@xxgrimriverxx9845]

Seth Rogen's greatest role was when he played Seth Rogen, he's only capable of playing himself no matter what role he's given. Truly a talent

[@MarvinPowell1]

Seth Rogen as Splinter: "You turtles need to get high and smoke some weed if you want to beat Shredder; heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!"

[@Sparrows1121]

@@MarvinPowell1 God i hate Seth Rogen so much lol

[@Dubs22005]

i didn't find chris pratt distracting. you know who got me out of the movie's storytelling? hearing fucking seth rogan's voice again. he's not even voice acting. it's just his voice.

[@go4thmultiply349]

His voice and especially his dumb laugh make my ears bleed

[@RobinTheMetaGod]

You guys just hate a movie for not being full of sex. Grow up, Mario was not bad.

[@mikekazz5353]

It's scary that they predicted Chris Pratt being Garfield.

[@KalebGeorge-sr2jh]

This time they fulfilled in ruining the main character

[@wokeamerica142]

I mean its not rly that they predicted it.....casting is literally the 1st thing after storyboard and he's been contracted for that for a while

[@SlushysSecret]

The movie has been announced way back in 2022 (or 2021) listing that Chris would voice Garfield

[@SiresOrbwits-oi8mz]

You can't be serious...

[@Playstation-Player5th]

Are you joking

[@Pickle6432]

He’s truly come a long way since Racist Mario, such incredible character development

[@Sexyfazzdad]

This is how he became racist mario

[@ZERODE11]

I respect Mario for doing this for Luigi

[@damsen978]

He got dot eyes now.

[@Quizack]

It’sa me! Racista Mario! 🍄 Despita being onlya 13%…

[@Andytlp]

This is his origin story

[@mariocooper1996]

I feel SO bad, both Mario & Luigi suffered in this. Luigi’s death was at least merciful compared to what Mario had to deal with.

[@baleva2021]

🚬🗿

[@Scraplaple]

This isn't really my type of humor, I'm sad now ☹️

[@mcnuttkyle8617]

@@Scraplaplehis is just my kinda humor. “Pasta lavista baby”😈

[@StickGuy2554]

Fun fact: after this it was Heard that universal was in fire only cat suit remain

[@nintendoman12111]

Yeah but now Mario's sacrifice was in vain, since Luigi killed himself all of what he did was for nothing.

[@SRHv2]

Flashgitz and Meatcanyon on the same day? HELL YEAH

[@berniebear5935]

Imagine if they both did a mario video that's be cool

[@garrettl.2318]

That's what I was thinking 😂😂

[@leonblum816]

You would be surprised how often that happens

[@DarkAtHearts]

They work together

[@timmy6890]

Fuck yeah!

[@yesman7898]

3:07 "Come on by to my hotel room and we'll get that contract signed" and I already knew where it was going

[@LVCC4]

The fact that 4:17-4:33 is the most replayed is very concerning

[@bast4rdlyreaper]

Pasta-lavista-baby!

[@LVCC4]

@@bast4rdlyreaper 💀

[@CommanderSmoker]

@@bast4rdlyreaperABBGGGHHHAAAAGHHH

[@MegaLucky0013]

Thanks for saving me the trouble of timestamps

[@foxw875]

You missed a perfect opportunity to play the Mario death jingle right when Luigi pulled the plug😭

[@heather1084]

Fuck yeah

[@jerrettjohnson99]

Probably can't cause nintendo would sue them for copyright infringement.

[@nautical_z]

Also pretty cliche

[@maka2405]

*Me on my way to find any reasons to not add this jingle Yeah but.. putting this is kinda gay!

[@diollinebranderson6553]

​@@nautical_z cliche? Pls name me other videos that does this

[@themaskedhec9596]

This is the most craziest Mario episode ever made so far.

[@raulio3440]

This comment is fucking crazy because this is the same people who made Racist Mario

[@ktk46]

@@raulio3440 I agree that racist Mario was crazy but it was all just unrealistic of the wall comedy but this hits real because all of the things you hear about the show business and how people are treated

[@RogueFox2185]

If they did that to Mario imagine what they did to Bowser and Peach, Luigi dodged a massive Bullet Bill in retrospect.

[@malikscott7062]

And Bowser got the best treatment out of the cast

[@fireztriker3798]

No they didn’t

[@fireztriker3798]

@@carinadominguez22Not

[@fireztriker3798]

@@malikscott7062Nope. Everyone got good treatment. The Mario movie is great

[@dinosirbone]

​@@fireztriker3798 what

[@Glitch-Gremlin]

3:58 is spot on. I HATE THAT LAUGH!

[@Mr.Boglin]

I think everyone with a brain does lol

[@thebeyonder8814]

The single most accurate Hollywood animation ever.

[@jwhite3389]

Mario really did get the full Hollywood experience.

[@DoomsDayFortress]

At least the movie was really good

[@TheMellowMutantShow]

😂

[@TheMellowMutantShow]

​@@DoomsDayFortress true 😂

[@greg77389]

Now I understand why they never made a Doom movie with Doomguy... Doomguy probably shoved the contract up the producer's ass!

[@jytvreal]

the female experience

[@kuchom]

It's crazy how they animated a whole in depth documentary of Hollywood. Truly the brightest minds of our generation

[@RobinTheMetaGod]

Grow up, Mario was not bad.

[@Ballsstealer]

@@RobinTheMetaGodwhat?

[@loscause7927]

​@@RobinTheMetaGodIt more has to do with Hollywood being a fucked up cesspit of broken dreams and people...

[@SaltyAsTheSea]

​@@RobinTheMetaGodyou the type to love la croix for being the best tasting stfu. Name checks out I guess though, have fun with your boring ass life homeboy. Just stop trying to say the shit you eat up is acceptable for the rest of us. Some of us simply want better, and far within reason I must add.

[@chunkylad5084]

In the end, saving Luigi was just a pipe dream 😔

[@isaacstevens473]

What a twist

[@meteorain2940]

A warp pipe dream

[@malikscott7062]

Badum-tss

[@TheRedRaven_]

Omg, he did the thing!

[@Robot-Overlord]

😕

[@PapaLycanDnD]

“Chris Pratt” and “range” in the same sentence is the single best joke I’ve ever heard out of this channel. 😂😂😂

[@amazingedits6912]

Damn he ain’t that bad

[@thanhhange8484]

Did you missed the shot where he gut a guy alive, nail his intestines to a poll and make me crawl around it before dying out in The Terminal List? The guy have some serious "range".

[@amazingedits6912]

@@thanhhange8484 from gotg3 alone you can’t say he doesn’t have range tbh. He’s great in the gaurdians movies

[@PapaLycanDnD]

@@thanhhange8484 was that the vanity fair piece? That wasn’t a guy, that was an actual fish.

[@thanhhange8484]

@Amazing Edits exactly, the guy does well enough for the majority of roles he got into, casual comedy, scifi, action thriller, I never noticed him much outside the guardians but after The Terminal List and read about how much works and training he put into that show, he really impressed me

[@SomarytheHeroRise]

My boy mario.. he tried so hard after all of those first places at the development of his character.. started as a little plumber with 8 bits finishing with 4K Ultra resolution being caught by his own brother.. Why did you tried that much 😭. We always knew you were the number one

[@ghost14224]

Hollywood was the true monster all along...how realistic.(due to increase in likes I might just stop being a meme channel and start commenting more)

[@ghost14224]

@I made a fire song on my page making fun of bots. Pretty sus dude

[@turosechil8798]

Those who control it are, for sure.

[@uberneanderthal]

yup, and the documentary Hollywoodism will tell you how and why

[@rasengdori13]

And here comes the antisemitism.

[@lautarogomez9711]

​@@rasengdori13history will always repeat itself...we can't change, we will always be... monsters

[@Rembreiker_lychec9257]

Mario by himself is the most diverse character ever. As an old meme once said. "Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican. Jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew."

[@Coolstrongwarriorbro27]

Damn bro

[@getfreur2458]

Damn bro

[@DomsGamingSquad]

Brilliant. lol

[@arnoldasbucys7786]

Be like kunfu panda: black, white and asian.

[@markmurex6559]

Gawddanm!

[@albertwesker295]

The funny thing is that it isn't an exaggerated depiction of Hollywood. *This is Hollywood*

[@MarvinPowell1]

Nah. This is the censored, watered-down version of Hollywood. Jeffrey Epstein's clientele list is true Hollywood.

[@aceofspadesguy4913]

This might as well be a documentary about Hollywood.

[@DJKronikCam710]

Unpopular opinion: i DIDN'T hate the old, live action Mario bros movie lol

[@VilaToro64]

A friend of mine showed me it and I had a real good time it wasn't that bad and I'm proud to say I will own a copy of it

[@marcello7781]

Suddenly I'm having flashbacks from that old but gold Flashgitz short of Mario Kart, the one with Kratos.

[@willthechill3992]

Racist mario

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

Oh boy, THAT one

[@migantomon117]

Lmfao that's my fav video

[@Marinealver]

still looking for the version without the censor bar

[@genericascanbe3728]

the most popular Flashgitz episode ever, rightly so Id say

[@BaronNate]

I feel that Tom and Don have been wanting to make this cartoon for a VERY long time and just needed a movie to justify their fetish art...

[@henrynelson9301]

I mean feminization and gangbang can be hot but this is doing nothing for me

[@SuperSonic04395]

Love Mario ❣️💖❣️

[@TaddiestMason]

It applies to any IP they can get their grubby mitts on. Hollywood wants to rape and exploit everything it possibly can.

[@shadow_man9341]

3:43 I was really waiting for the moment they would show up in the screen and they were doing something else and the sound was deceving us in a comical way, but alas...

[@MorganaFan-eh5to]

Noah X Eunie?

[@edwells4769]

0:35 is very confusing, the characters have very oddly small, almost mockingly small, noses

[@michaeldimare3786]

The despair, the anguish, the acceptance of a cruel fate for the Mario Brothers. You’ve out done yourselves boys

[@roberthornyak5875]

Luigi truly is the lucky one. To be able to just pull the plug and have the mercy of it all being over. The sweet embrace of the end and escape from Hollywood destroying characters from many of our childhoods.

[@RobinTheMetaGod]

Grow up, Mario was not bad.

[@roberthornyak5875]

@@RobinTheMetaGod I agree, Mario wasn't bad, what they did to Mario was.

[@malcolmc.7288]

​@@roberthornyak5875 at least Mario didn't get the Sonic "facelift"

[@sebastienneymarjean3463]

cant forget what they did to Godziller in 1998

[@xero1134]

To be fair the mario movie was better than expected

[@aggravatedintrovert7074]

No

[@skyhunter2816]

Thought it was fantastic.

[@skyhunter2816]

@@aggravatedintrovert7074 Yes. Don't blame the internet because you didn't watch it.

[@xero1134]

@Sky Hunter yeah I went in with basically no expectation and I left feeling real happy about having seen it

[@Sparrows1121]

I am sorry but i aint touching anything with Seth Rogen in it, his influence on weed culture has made me just disgusted by anything he touches

[@skenzyme81]

4:12 Mario (Bukkake) Party Don't worry, they censor this stuff in Japan so you can still watch it with your kids.

[@NuggyPoundy1]

pulls the plug....... Pastalavista baby

[@MayorClintLloydford]

Lol, what?

[@SuperBigratman]

The comment about Garfield becoming reality 😬

[@BlastSlayerSGM]

3:29 pain in the ass eugh

[@HeisenbergFam]

Born too early to explore Space Born too late to explore Earth Born just in time to witness well endowed Mario 2:10

[@DarthMackzodroginstomp]

Yooo Mr. White

[@FleeceJohnsonDaBootyWarrior]

You mean *well enhanced* Mario

[@Seeric85]

The representative from Nintendo is my favourite character, I like how he chuckles in Japanese.

[@MrSeekerOfPeace]

They're like massive weebs. Making a n accurate Japanese businessman laugh is the least they could do!

[@AAX1975]

This kind of felt like an alternate universe since the new Mario movie is actually quite good.

[@PracticallyBlind]

This is what people thought it would turn out to be compared to what we got and what we got was pretty good

[@AAX1975]

@@PracticallyBlind yuuup

[@TuffleG]

Ehhh

[@FleeceJohnsonDaBootyWarrior]

It is. This is what it wouldn't been like had Hollyweird been given full creative reign.

[@sctumminello]

Apparently, Nintendo was closely involved and brooked no bullshit. The rumor is that the script initially was going to have the Mario Bros as bumbling schmucks who just happened to mesh with Peach's plans to thwart Bowser. Nintendo vetoed that and was prepared to walk away entirely if the script was not heavily rewritten to their explicit satisfaction. The film is, as it is supposedly, because Japan flatly refused to give Hollywood an inch over the ip.

[@mmirekelite56]

Those hotel lamps @03:49 put together make up the mickey mouse head shape with the ears, nice little detail there

[@AbrasiousProductions]

It's unsettling how accurate this is.. I wanna be a filmmaker but I hope to god I can avoid the corruption, pedophilia and satanism required in Hollywood to be successful..

[@uu-kq6mn]

You'll avoid it. Good luck to you on your path.

[@VilaToro64]

I wanted to be a voice actor I feel I could have made it but knowing what goes on in Hollywood I was like naw I'm good my interest went to something else and honestly I'm not to upset about it good luck to you dude

[@AbrasiousProductions]

@@VilaToro64 I don't even really desire fame, I desire to create art by making films and such but I don't want any level of fame to where people would fawn over me and beg me for autographs, selling your soul and raping children aside, fame looks overrated, it's too much noise, too much bother and too much attention, I prefer a quiet life unbothered by sycophants who don't appreciate me for who I am, they only appreciate my work, by the way, I've wanted to be a voice actor too and I plan to create an animated series one day :)

[@VilaToro64]

@AbrasiousProductions like wise dude fame is over rated having to deal with so many fake people is to deal with it just seemed like something fun. one pice of advice I will give you is, don't be afraid to do something different. The entertainment industry is begging for it rn. The iron is hot but also, most importantly stick to your morals and integrity man. I got sum pretty good ideas for cartoons that probably won't ever see the light of day unfortunately but it's OK if you want em I'll be glad to share it and if it comes out successful I won't hound you for a cut of profits I swear lol

[@AbrasiousProductions]

@@VilaToro64 brother, not to come off as rude or anything but I don't even need this advice yet I really appreciate you for telling me, I believe in the same exact thing, I may be a lowly film critic with a pitiful 500 subscribers but I'm cast iron in sticking with my morals, staying with christ and doing the best job I can, in fact today I recorded quite a lot of audio for an upcoming video, I care about my art and I'd rather die than see it tarnished by shady elites, fame is not for me, I'd rather die a good nobody than an evil somebody.

[@JasonLyman-ny4hm]

This feels straight out of South Park, they should hire this guy to write episodes

[@jytvreal]

cartman already got breast implants

[@HenriFaust]

South Park has to deal with Hollywood censors.

[@jytvreal]

@@HenriFaust no

[@HenriFaust]

@@jytvreal Poseur, don't lie about shows that you never watched.

[@Tential1]

South park is one of the few things in Hollywood doing well. He's killing off the rest of Hollywood just by existing on KZbin. KZbin is now watched on actual tvs at an insane rate. He's essentially killed ABC, CBS comedy shows etc. Comedy shows.

[@giygasthedevilalien5995]

3:35💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@GUG3X]

We gotta appreciate the sacrifice Luigi made for Mario....

[@NixxNikoli]

This one hit different. Mario was so ashamed he couldn't even be there to stop Luigi from watching

[@jytvreal]

mario died from choking on the c... cream

[@BFG_10G]

Luigi pulling out his life support was just too much for me.🤣😁

[@baleva2021]

🚬🗿

[@Krazykal]

4:40 Its pretty cool you were able to save some production money by just shooting your commercial in Portland, very realistic.

[@njez7563]

2:19 thats such a south park noise

[@ianrae4049]

Saddest part is higherups taking advantage of actors sexually

[@pieflip2414]

2:02 The Doctor Was Feeling That Mario Theme Song 😂😂😂

[@spark7620]

At 3:08 I knew exactly where this was going lmao

[@stoned_savage]

I've been subscribed to flashgitz for so long that I can pretty much tell the "Surprise" or "twist." I knew at least one character was getting fake boobs and was pretty positive that mario eventually had to "please" the casting guy to get the part. Im not disappointed at all. You guys keep me laughing, and I regularly rewatch your content. Keep it up guys! I hope you expand further.

[@ermacn.cheese726]

I feel the same way except I was extremely dissapointed, kinda grossed out, and felt like unsubbing. Really saw it coming, and didn't make it any funnier.

[@stoned_savage]

@Ermac N.Cheese Sorry you felt disappointed... Comedy is subjective, so what you find funny might not be funny for others. Maybe stick to more "PG13" content if it grossed you out.

[@BuetifullPersun]

@@ermacn.cheese726 I’m going to say the n word

[@substitutegery8206]

Hi can you explain if they are portraying that the movie was disappointing or was it Hollywood? It can can be also parody for fun, but I don’t really know.

[@stoned_savage]

@Substitute Gery Im positive they went the "South Park" parody route. Meaning they illustrated that because of Hollywood being money grubbing morons and not caring about fans or the subject structure, it made the movie bad as a result.

[@lonewolfxmohaa]

That ending went too hard lmao, I about blew a lung. It was such a genius comedic moment how it connected to the beginning of the plot

[@TheAudioRemedy]

Jesus, this was f*cked up lol. Even more f*cked up: how much I laughed at the coin jingles when Mario shoved his phone back in his pocket, and somehow that's the most memorable bit for me. (EDIT) 3:12

[@stuartwheatley9867]

Accurate representation of Hollywood is on point

[@playermaster1597]

It's great that Mario would sacrifice his everything just to help his brother truly a great story 😔

[@acalle3155]

4:28 😂🤣🍝

[@MorganaFan-eh5to]

4:30 Me Reaction Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Rule 34!

[@yaennee]

the scenes where they might’ve took advantage of mario was disturbing lol 😂😂

[@daltoncelusta2262]

The title should be "if disney made Mario"

[@theHedgex1]

This is pretty accurate documentation of Hollywood in general.

[@Aristocratic13]

How so?

[@MrKIMBO345]

Some women actors and the producers.

[@theHedgex1]

@@MrKIMBO345 some producers are the women ;:p

[@lightningpenguin8937]

​@@Aristocratic13 it's pretty common for casting counches to happen in Hollywood. Which is why the producers had the contract in his underwear. It's honestly sick. Sadly people don't really talk about it. It's onw of those things that people forget because it's been a problem for so long.

[@Aristocratic13]

@@lightningpenguin8937 That’s insane

[@TareanSmiley]

I lost my shit @3:50 I just cried, both from laughing and shame.

[@kengrand5445]

This is sad & actually shows how sick Hollywood truly is

[@bearking1249]

I didn't see a problem with Chris Pratt as Mario but yeah they should have gotten the actual Mario voice for it and should have went with a different voice for dk

[@JosePerez-sy2jc]

Like who?. Bro if you were actually smart you would know doing the full on Mario voice would scratch your throat. Even the OG Mario Voice Actor said so

[@NexusProductions-rz1sv]

1. Chris Pratt did the Mario voice in the movie. 2. Charles Martine was in the movie, and ALSO did the Mario voice. 3. This shit was back to back AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE so it's impossible to have missed!

[@alexmanzanares200]

@@MarvinPowell1 i mean arent people whos bitching about chris pratt voice also bitching about mothing?

[@Dubs22005]

i didn't find chris pratt distracting. you know who got me out of the movie's storytelling? hearing fucking seth rogan's voice again. he's not even voice acting. it's just his voice.

[@RhobarEisenblut]

While I appreciate this animations I must admit that this one was by now the most depressing episode. In other words it is artistic good.

[@dnkypnch7442]

Honestly Chris Pratt didn’t do a bad job playing Mario. I thought it was gonna be way worse.

[@hugoshooter]

He didnt do a good job either

[@theleftasscheek3380]

@@hugoshooter I think he did pretty good

[@WeedShaggy]

He half assed his role.

[@Badmunky64]

He was way better than what the initial trailer showed.

[@J01789]

​@@WeedShaggy Seth Rogan was half assed. At least Chris made an attempt.

[@captaindanecrazychannel646]

Imagine if Mario just comes back after all of that and just goes in the Hospital just to see his Brother killed himself just because he saw him whoring himself for money to save him Thats tough.

[@_mother_pupper_]

...and months later Chris Pratt is doing Garfield. Whyyyyy

[@oscarsanderson7622]

We need a collaboration between flashgitz and meat canyon. A 10 min colab

[@leroyrodgers6089]

They collaborate all the time.

[@AmericanZergling]

@@leroyrodgers6089 Yeah, I get confused when people always have to mention Flashgits/Meatcanyon collabs as if they aren't things that happen all the time. It's not a coincidence that they release their videos on the same day.

[@frissons1fan34]

Chris Pratt really is a cinematic titan, so charismatic, so humble

[@ZER0O9]

So cool

[@Acesahn]

He did play a deranged Navy Seal in 'The Terminal List.' That's a farcry from his goofy fun guy shtick.

[@plasmawolf7960]

4:47 bro broke the #1 rule of going to New York State... never go to New York City.

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

Hollywood forcing Mario to troon himself to be in a movie is peak meta.

[@masterknife8423]

This is why Nintendo should've got a Japanese animation studio to make the Mario movie. America needs to stop interfering with characters made by Japan

[@NexusProductions-rz1sv]

Cope and seeth, everyone agrees they did Mario good.

[@Sparrows1121]

It can work if its done right. Sonic movie was gonna be a shitshow, but they listened and it got good. And it doesnt have Seth Rogen in it, so i am happy.

[@Tential1]

2:17 I'm dead....

[@realmtl6829]

2:28 Bruh, the foreshadowing here is so terrible...

[@yahankoinahi2690]

This might be one of the darkest flashgitz sketch, and I Absolutly love this, The courage to do dark jokes, as almost we have no comedian left who is doing dark comedy like in 70S or 80S.

[@dwerical]

With each upload the animation just gets better and better. And I'm loving it.

[@Eric-1444]

Mario really got humbled after his encounter with Kratos

[@uu-kq6mn]

Oh my God someone still remembers

[@S30raiden]

That's how I feel on what they did with the original Mario voice actor

[@GrumpyWolfTech]

4:45 That's clearly Portland, not NY.

[@SIyMarbo]

0:12 you take that back flashgitz it was a good movie

[@carlosfer2201]

The Seth Rogen part at the end was too accurate

[@WebbR337]

Okay this was one of the more unsettling FlasgGitz vid ngl

[@MegaHerpityDerpity]

Fun fact about the original Mario Bros movie. The original director was going for a steampunk mushroom kingdom, and then left the scene partway through production. So the new director was just left with what was left of the movie when he took over. He honestly did the best with what he had.

[@LUC1D1TI_]

luigi pulling the plug did a real solid for mario, what a chad fr

[@karoliszutautas808]

I still can't believe they cast a crisp rat as Mario, completely unbelievable!

[@gumballcr3054]

Normally these type of videos wouldn’t disturb me but this one did… good job

[@TheAnax]

Just remember, Miyamoto signed off on everything in this Mario Movie.

[@michaeldimare3786]

He’s the executive even if that’s not his position…..oh god, position

[@stickmanbrains]

I love the subtle coin sounds when he grabs his phone out of his pocket. Great attention to detail.

[@ExaltedArchvile]

The forced grins on the Hollywood executives are so on point.

[@misterprecocious2491]

Botox

[@1dudecrush]

What? The old Mario bros movie gave him cancer? I won’t stand for this slandering

[@kraknjaws3882]

Yea, it's like Blade Runner Mario. It's sweet

[@Sparrows1121]

The new Mario movie made me say "Yknow what? Maybe the 1993 Mario movie wasnt so bad afterall"

[@superdogsam6230]

And this is why it was a good thing that Nintendo had Illumination at gunpoint.

[@jonathanwilkinson4299]

This just made me feel really bad :(

[@alexanderatlas8837]

The fact that Chris Pratt is the new voice of Garfield makes this better

[@TonyBamBoni]

Yes,

[@sigmacademy]

01:24. Nobody notices that the two guy executives are EXACTLY the same person? XD

[@Real_Nilam]

Thank you for doing that kind of stuff and litteraly shitting in the nose to those at Hollywood