Holy Weapon - NPC D&D - Episode 172

Greg uses a new spell to make weapons super strong and hard!
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BOO! Did I scare you?

[@DH-xw6jp]

The only time Ben has used his mage hand has been to steal masks... _3 times!_

[@Veelasiren]

There was the one time he used it to give Baradun a wet willie. Baradun deserved it

[@ChasmChaos]

He's used it to grab that humanoid frog's tongue as well

[@theq86]

Honestly it was a good idea to use for the manticore jar, but Rowan discouraged him from trying.

[@noicon85]

He tried to steal a ring at the fair just before fighting the 2and hag but failed

[@1Lanavis1]

I blame the uwu dragon for Alan's magic weapon horniness. The dragon must have an uwu aura. An uwura if you will.

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

Underrated comment right here👆

[@felipeapolo1633]

Alan not being able to keep a straight face during the Holy Weapon skit ended me lmaooo

[@wallisushi]

Dude , it was so funny and then it was followed by the techtown skit/promo! I was rolling!!

[@matthewhaddock6458]

@@wallisushi Went straight from orgasm face to taking the world's biggest shit in like 10 seconds.

[@franciscoapolinar2316]

dude foreal i am currently in tears lmao

[@Sun.Bun.]

So many editing cuts to hide it, then gave up at the end 😂

[@jimmyhuang3676]

The Holy Weapon greenscreen part reminds me of the days back when Greg was still an artificer, when he tried to charm Bodger with his magic goggles. "Hey~ Bodger~"

[@freyadragon]

😂 It reminded me of that scene also. It was a really awkward sled ride. The bloopers at the end of the episode was great! Probably took a bunch of takes of Alan cracking up.

[@visceros480]

Gawd, dang, you had me 🤣

[@AarPlays]

I am legitimately SO PROUD of the boys getting that mask off. It's a DMs dream to run an encounter where the players engage with the combat in a way that's not just beating on a sack of hit points. Props to rob too for designing it and running it in such a way for them to understand it too.

[@RobertHartleyGM]

Thanks!

[@AarPlays]

​@@RobertHartleyGMyou're welcome!

[@ShuRugal]

"just beating on a sack of hitpoints" it what is so frustrating about videogame adaptations of tabletops like this. You haven't got any other choice 99% of the time.

[@GruppeSechs]

Kinda feel like the dragon should have had advantage or something (even though it worked out anyway) since it seemed like Bob's attempt was negated since it didn't fully remove it. But maybe it was what allowed the grapple check in the first place. That's what I would have told Ben as a DM to make him feel better. :P

[@GruppeSechs]

@@ShuRugal True for most games in general, really. Not enough incentive to avoid the path of least resistance of beating on enemies. And usually it's designed to be the most rewarding, gameplay-wise.

[@andrewparkin4036]

Rob literally using his laptop to simulate the thunder blast effect on the board... accidental but perfect 😂😂

[@lieslfrankpsychickinesiolo4906]

I seem to remember @roberthartleygm saying that he would never drop his laptop

[@andrewparkin4036]

@@lieslfrankpsychickinesiolo4906 I thought that too.

[@RobertHartleyGM]

​@@lieslfrankpsychickinesiolo4906Totally did it on purpose for the thunder effect.

[@lieslfrankpsychickinesiolo4906]

@@RobertHartleyGM 🤣🤣🤣

[@hebl47]

@@RobertHartleyGMMake a Charisma (Deception) check, please.

[@suntanironman]

Here we go! Misfits a few days ago and the usual VLDL D&D now. What a great week!!! 🎲🎲🎲

[@mikeycisar2665]

What a great time to be on this planet

[@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD]

Gonna be like that for quite a while! 😍

[@Kavon94]

@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnDlooking forward comparing the play styles of each group. Will Brit murder one of her group this time like she killed Alan? Who knows….

[@carlkenner4581]

How Woke is the misfits? I'm not in the mood for feminism, so I haven't watched it yet.

[@arthurdavis4558]

​@@carlkenner4581Rob is very much an lgbt ally, he mentioned on stream that many characters on this campaign have been trans/non binary/various amounts of gay. if you're too much of a snowflake to handle it you should stop watching.

[@DioLT]

With the uwu dragon and the holy weapon touching tips this dnd campaign is reaching some... levels... I was not expecting 😂

[@michaeldube2482]

I could watch giant Rob next to small Rowan saying "owe" for an entire episode.

[@LemoneVR]

Rob "He attacks you Baradun" Adam "No" Rob "No? No he doesn't"

[@Bogdanisar]

Baradun showing his might again by commanding God.

[@karategirl084]

"You've confused the cause and effect" Always with the extra layers, Rob! Nice.

[@RobertHartleyGM]

Thanks!

[@DarkAlice]

"He needs a Nat 1 to miss you" -> when you know it's gonna be bad

[@ronarion9646]

Alan really went above and beyond to portray his priest in the most accurate way possible 😂

[@obi-kenkenobi4346]

Oof 😅

[@nurainiarsad7395]

Bob should really use the mage hand more. Just lean into the trickster bit, like undo belts or tie shoelaces together, just irritating things that should be easy to roll and succeed but still makes a difference to the fight for the party.

[@mrbaab5932]

Good idea.

[@Mixxie67]

I love the idea of him tying a giant’s laces together, although the fall could cause collateral damage.

[@thomasbecker9676]

Do you think Ben remembers he has the ability?

[@RabenmundK]

Ben should play his character however he likes too. Period.

[@Mixxie67]

@@RabenmundK Dude. Are you okay? It’s just fun speculation.

[@peteo5274]

10 hour Rob injured leg loop when?

[@nathanfreeman8250]

please

[@faithe-b6439]

It's sad, I don't have the willpower to wait until Lorquin's captions are up, so now I'll have to rewatch just for them.

[@rodrigoaraujoyoh]

I mean, there is no other way. We gotta rewatch it.

[@Grdiang3l]

The autogenerated one said "hard" to x damage for "halved" 😂

[@AleksandrStrizhevskiy]

What? What is this? I need more details about captions.

[@xdtjv2843]

​@@AleksandrStrizhevskiyLorquine always makes the subtitles for the show, their quality is way higher than the autogenerqted ones. Lorquine also adds funny remarks!

[@Lorqu1n]

They're done, just waiting to be uploaded which might be Monday now. This week was a lot, so sorry I couldn't finish them for release 😢

[@viva_la_nature]

Now this is how holy weapon should work from now on.

[@ravencorvus7903]

What great gameplay all around. Ben grabbing the mask, Adam baiting the reaction and disappearing with tides of chaos, Alan really starting to use his powerfull spells, and Rowan being a badass as usual. I loved how Rob rewarded them by taking away some of the giants spells, but in turn made the fight more interesting by making the switching uncontrollable. You can really tell this fight is quite high level and a clear warning not just to screw with dangerous enemies without a plan.

[@DragonsAreHungry]

Oh yeah, the plan that the guys...always....have... 🤣

[@ez_theta_z9317]

bodger is probably the most consistently powerful of the team, he can just keep dishing out solid damage in range or melee, and is a serious tank. plus his weapon is just asking for something like holy weapon

[@Mixxie67]

Respect for Rob’s excellent balance, holding his leg up for almost that entire cut away scene.

[@sp00n]

I'd be worried if he couldn't. On the other hand, I've read some article a couple of years back that many kids can't do this (anymore), so there's that.

[@Mixxie67]

@@sp00n he’s an adult not a kid. Find the average adult and see how long the can hold their leg up like that.

[@JetEyeMonkey]

I'm pretty sure I heard Rob say "OH Biscuits" when the laptop committed a Humpty Dumpty and tumbled the way down

[@Vermouth_19]

Having 2 campaigns running (plus D&D logic series for 1-2 months) makes my week way better ❤

[@Bricksgaming710]

Lol oh my god I love how they brought it back when Adam dropped the pen Rowan. I want to punch you but I can't 😂

[@AarPlays]

"I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!"

[@RobertHartleyGM]

Krik, Krik Nikkelzoon, Krik

[@zjoee]

@@RobertHartleyGM Baradun!

[@jasmin5477]

As a German speaker the "eins, zwei, drei" is just too funny. Also love the accent, Rob!

[@OrgangrinderYT]

Epic insight from Adam, using his dragon to remove a reaction from the giant! Nice teamwork guys! Love how you portrait your badguys Rob. Each one has a unique twist that brings em to life! Inspiration for my own campaign, much thanks!

[@lytsedraak]

That was a good idea, I think it's safe to say Ben gave him the idea to go for the mask as well when he tried to use his mage hand to remove the it. It was definitely team work.

[@RobertHartleyGM]

Thanks!

[@godlygamer911]

​@@RobertHartleyGMwe are all on edge, can you give us a spoiler about if you actually made the weapon explode? Cuz it's not supposed to explode

[@joe7380]

It doesn't explode when it ends due to concentration break. "As a bonus action on your turn, you can dismiss this spell and cause the weapon to emit a burst of radiance. Each creature of your choice that you can see within 30 feet of the weapon must make a Constitution saving throw. On a failed save, a creature takes 4d8 radiant damage, and it is blinded for 1 minute. On a successful save, a creature takes half as much damage and isn’t blinded. At the end of each of its turns, a blinded creature can make a Constitution saving throw, ending the effect on itself on a success." Only the caster can trigger the explosion. Rob having it explode makes it better though.

[@lytsedraak]

It would suck if they end up losing by doing something that isn't supposed to happen.

[@carlkenner4581]

I'm glad Rowan understands how to play D&D, even if Rob doesn't.

[@HelloThere.....]

If they lose because of this, they honestly should redo and refilm the rest of fight or something before uploading it. Or solve it some other way, make a God send them back in time because the God made a mistake and accidentally killed all of them in an explosion because they were irresponsible with their holy influence during the fight.

[@ToTheGAMES]

Would be a shame, they filmed this WEEKS in advance

[@piscator5666]

Baradun has a quicksave scroll.@@HelloThere.....

[@AruruAruna]

Bodger + holy weapon seems pretty dope against the warlock army of kelothac

[@nineomite]

Greg's inability to keep it together with Bodger and the Hammer... immediately juxtaposed with Greg's total composure while Rowan poops his pants... is killing me.

[@BrilLeahnt]

19:21 YES I was DYING for this green screen!! Bwhahahaa

[@evabang6413]

LOL, I had hoped for a huge laptop monster crashing down in the background of the green screen, destroying everything! :D

[@michaellane5381]

Death by 4th wall lol.

[@piscator5666]

The laptop is secretly a Mimic.

[@lambentlamprey]

@@piscator5666 Not so secret now 😨

[@TiltedTaste]

Greg trying not to laugh when saying "just the tip" 20:09

[@niemanduberhaupt895]

Robert's "Eins Zwei Drei" is almost perfectly pronounced. ❤

[@RobertHartleyGM]

Nice! Good to know!

[@LG02380]

2 D&D videos per week is awesome thanks guys and now gals!

[@CavemanTheCrusader]

I like how Greg never gets to use the Blink effect, knowing that he shouldn’t have access to the spell in the first place (he mistakingly uses the Cleric cards for the wrong subclass). It’s like the dice gods saying: "Nope, you can’t use that spell!" Same with Modify Memory he tried to use earlier.

[@Lyhyt]

It think Rowan is actually connected to company property, so when Adam dropped the pen it literally causes him pain. Hence the instant scream and how he knew it happened. The DnD part of the episode was also good. 😂

[@AarPlays]

For those curious about what the actual rough calculation would be for concerting the polearm into raw energy, i got you (I love physics) Lets first assume the polearm for the giant is roughly equal to the average mass of a person. (70kg). This assumption doesn't have a lot of scientific bases, but cloud giants are VERY strong so him weilding something of that mass seems viable. E=mc2=70×300,000,000² =6,300,000,000,000,000,000 joules of energy To put that ABSURD number into perspective, that's 1.5 BILLION tons of tnt. To put THAT into perspective thats about 100,000 Hiroshima nuclear bombs. If that spear was converted into raw energy, there wouldnt be much of the planet/plane left over :) (Have fun with this information rob)

[@sp00n]

To be fair, he also put all that energy into forming the polearm in the first place. That must have been some pretty hefty thunder where it came from.

[@mrbaab5932]

The jug in a net to Rob's upper left is really a medieval prototype flawed 20 sided die 🎲.

[@Pespi_Cola]

13:10 those scars on Rob are superb!

[@viva_la_nature]

God dammit I laughed like a maniac for 2 minutes straight because of the hammer touching skit.

[@CaffeinatedTigress]

Gonna summon some Captain Hammer energy for Bodger during that holy weapon touch....

[@theecraftyghost]

Captain Hammer, Corporate Tool. 😆👨‍🔬

[@stevefilms1997]

Ah now we know where that chill touch short came from.

[@Longwing70]

I thought we'd get a green screen of everyone getting crushed by a gigantic laptop and a PUBG explosion. But cool, this was the single most tactically strategic session I think these guys have ever pulled off. Greg and Bodger even had a grandfather's hammer moment together, though they made it......weird.

[@corylutz5860]

The weirdness makes sense when Greg uses holy weapon. As the last time he dealt with bodger and his weapon,it was back in the dead frost where he tried to "charm" it off him. As well as helped bodger learn mindless rage to resist charming. 😂😂

[@NocturnalPyro]

Dude the greenscreen scenes in this episode were on bloody point!

[@BrilLeahnt]

Gonna have to re watch with the subtitles at the appropriate time

[@willsimpson5426]

I love how rowan always interrupts narration to ask for practical, mechanical info that he will never write down or remember😅

[@garnetblack5544]

When you get home from DND to find another episode of NPC D&D has been posted, you know it's a good night

[@holyheretic3185]

I was 100% expecting taking the mask to send him into a berserk rage, just because Bob came up with the idea

[@SamMerlinAmano]

I got the feeling that Greg is really developing his character in the last two episodes and I love it!

[@BrilLeahnt]

23:40 oh god there is gonna be sooo much more holy weaponing haha

[@orihime2u913]

20:15 😂😂😂 "Just the tip" (hold it back, don't laugh)

[@AarPlays]

I'm interested to see if rob detonates the weapon. The spell flavor text states it takes a bonus action (implying it has to be intentional) to detonate the weapon and cause the burst damage, where as dropping concentration is a free action(i think, i have to double check). On the one hand, i kinda like the idea of it being intentional or not, but on the other hand this puts a draw back on the spell that means you have to always be concentrating on it and can't ever willingly drop it or else people take damage which i don't think is intended.

[@juffinhally5943]

Somehow the "eins, zwei, drei" warmup routine never gets old :)

[@thomasbecker9676]

When I try that, I just get into a Jamaican accent.

[@Trying.To.Hug.TheWORLD]

The guys know how to play D&D ! they did such a good job with the mask! 🥳 Also Greg and the weapons were so funny.🤣 I really like this Giant, his lore and his abilities! I think I will be sad when he dies.

[@RobertHartleyGM]

...if...

[@jkap6696]

For sure, the best use of abilities during combat thus far!

[@devincheeseman3867]

The boys are playing clever and tactically. They've come so far.

[@zorandire3946]

Hell Yeah with the addition of The Misfits, this channel is just like when Bored TTRP and Bored Horror were here.

[@carlkenner4581]

Bored Horror was great. Especially with Byron.

[@Ilamarea]

If that polearm turned into energy it would cause a nuclear explosion, evaporating the whole mountain.

[@AarPlays]

Try the planet lol. A needle going 99.9% of the speed of light is a nuclear bomb :D

[@peterujvari7807]

I love how we've abandoned the polymorph effect of Bodger's hammer

[@Raeje_Draeka]

The entire group doing D&D right. I'm so proud of them! Well...except for Alan's continuation to fail at blink. His luck needs to change there. I'm so glad Alan seems to be enjoying the game much more these days. His anxiety doesn't seem to be affecting him as much. He couldn't stop laughing through today's entire episode. That made me feel happy for him.❤

[@whycantthiswork100]

Ok maybe this is nerdy and pedantic but when the giant turned an entire giant's polearm of matter into energy using "e=mc^2" I was like, holy crap did Rob just do a TPK and blow up most of the continent?

[@piobaireachdable]

There's no narrator subtitles on this episode, I enjoyed reading the hidden messages when laughing or the realization of regret 😂

[@makaveli7827]

Imagine of bodger threw the hammer while holy weapon is active left it there where it lands, and then greg could drop concentration on it, Boom the enemy is possibly blinded.

[@markmurex6559]

Rowan looks like a Dad who hangs out in a bowling alley.

[@FUBARguy107]

Somehow I have borrowed the shape of his 'stache. Mine was looking too Sam Elliott and trimming it gave me way too much of a Gomez Addams. After a few days I'm right around a Rowan.

[@rosemcdonald6885]

It's fun to see how your relationships have developed over the years. I wonder how Rob would have reacted to the uwu dragon being all over him back when all this began. 13:00

[@Auris_Foxen]

I'm so proud of them for d&d'ing with the mask 😊 also man you can tell their growth from the green screen cutaways with the over the shoulder shots and stuff

[@JonnyThreePiece]

I pull a Queen of Hearts, and bet two more years of my life that VLDL D&D will have a team up of Baradun and the dickheads with a certain group of misfits for an EPIC FINAL BATTLE!!! I LOVE VLDL FOREVER!!!!!!

[@darkgtptitan]

the blink cliffhanger from last episode to this one, simple but damn fantastic.

[@Veelasiren]

Bodger will NEVER forgive Greg if he explodes his grandfathers' hammer

[@BrilLeahnt]

Loving the pen drop advert

[@jennywren6795]

Look at them working as a team! Greg and Bodger had me crying, as did the shin shenanigans😂

[@keyboardSmashed_]

_Shin_ nanigans, if you will.

[@druthvlodovic]

A pen that screams like Rowan when dropped would be dope swag.

[@BrilLeahnt]

13:06 the mounting has me rolling!!

[@gbC4mpos]

Dude, robs 8 minute shin scene was hilarious.. couldn't stop laughing

[@shuaguin5446]

I love that they forgot that Bodger's Hammer have the polymorph ability.

[@lukeari9890]

No, they retconned that, because Rowan realized it was a disadvantage

[@shuaguin5446]

@@lukeari9890 oh alright. To bad it had good comedic potential.

[@maximusaralieous1728]

These Tech Town ads... I would usually hate them, but they are damn hilarious. Thay Rowan 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!' was simply fantastic.

[@armaceerulogos]

"All the matter of the sword (of a giant) turns into energy"?!? That would have annihilated at least a couple of nearest solar systems, if not the whole galaxy!!!

[@thewisesheep240]

My weekly does of outrageous amounts of joy

[@stephenevelyn1571]

I have never watched your episodes with captions before today... the captions add a new awesome dimension to the episodes!

[@ebolka6821]

Its my lucky day :) Breakfast with d&d 🤩Greetings from Europe👋

[@DebSwinney]

Rob's been DMing for them for 3 or 4 years now, and he still says "Don't make it weird" as though that's an option. 😂

[@sketchtherapy1218]

I just want to say again that it was DG360 that got me hooked on all things Viva La Dirt League you guys rock and you fans that want everyone to know.

[@TheRondog19871]

Perfect moment to edit in the merch add 😂 editor deserves a raise 👏

[@joshuapatterson3264]

I love having this and the ladies in the same week

[@janoskis8216]

i need the subtitles cause I know I'm missing out on hidden fun without them. gotta resist and wait a tad longer

[@enzi87]

That hammer is now so hard and strong, so sad that now it's gonna blow in their faces

[@thedukeofcats6616]

I love that these come out in between my fencing sessions

[@richskov5040]

The theory of relativity (E=mc^2) is something I started nerding out about as soon as they mentioned it. If it is true than the paradox of a kugelblitz is possible. Really interesting stuff

[@linaandari3008]

hi. so.. my mom died last month and i started rewatching the whole campaign recently and just wanted to say that it's really helping. that i can laugh and feel something besides grief. i love the story so much and i can actually feel like i'm alive again??? thank you so much

[@stephenremnant8151]

Am I the only one who doesn’t get the dragon joke? 😂

[@byb-jc2fp]

I had to look it up last episode. Can't know all the memes off hand.

[@Raylan.Hood16]

We got another chill touch rant! Yay!

[@Urik187]

"thats been diproven" - "its definately not" end of discussion hahaha

[@goidogoi]

Rowan should be looking out items that increase Bodger's AC with all the opponent getting stronger and stronger this far in the campaign.

[@stampsu]

Alan's cliffhanger in the end there made me count down days to the next episode

[@enforcingtomb6148]

Now that shit was DINGO!

[@AxeMan808]

@5:50 was the most Monty Python / Benny Hill thing y'all have done!

[@kpr2]

We need a plushie of Adam's latest dragon, lolz 😆 It'll fit great with the YouTooz figures that just arrived!

[@InMotoVita]

The TRON style Bored t-shirt is just awesome

[@RuralTowner]

When Greg touches the hammer... Reminds me of when Q & Q touch tips in ST Voyager...how it could've went...

[@ralhamami]

Episode was amazing as usual, but those little plugs for the Techtown merchandise hahaha. Excellent stuff.