Evangelical Paranoia is Next Level!

[@HolyKoolaid]

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[@atlurker8037]

If you have any interest, I'd like to see your examination of the "miracles" performed by those cannonized saints that lived, say, in the 1900s. There ought to be pretty compelling evidence of these miracles - right?

[@AndriyValdensius-wi8gw]

The "end of the world" happens every 500 years or so. The world is about to end !! Repent !! The elect will go to heaven !! Give me some more money !! Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Diners Club !! Direct money transfer !!

[@aubreyleonae4108]

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[@Don.tKillTheMessanger]

​@atlurker8037 As far as I know, there's been only one saint in the last 100 yrs. They called her Mother Theresa, but by know means was she a "saint". She was brutal towards those sick and dying children in India.

[@clawsoon]

Have you looked into "88 Reasons Why The Rapture Will Be In 1988"? It's a classic. Some retired NASA engineer did a bunch of Bible math, printed his own book, sent it at his own expense to every preacher in America, and got Christians all whipped up. When 1988 came and went, he realized he had made a couple of minor mistakes and his math was off by a year. But then "The Final Shout: Rapture Report 1989" also didn't work out. So he hedged his bets with the title of "23 reasons why a pre-tribulation rapture looks like it will occur on Rosh-Hashanah 1993". His 1994 prediction, "And now the earth's destruction by fire, nuclear bomb fire" was his final bust. From the Washington Post, after it was all over: "Whisenant, whose latest work sold only 30,000 copies, said he isn't planning any more books about the rapture or the end of the world. 'Now I can stand in front of the Lord and say I gave it my best shot,' he said."

[@Poppaknot]

Why is God so cryptic? Answer: So conmen can get rich.

[@HolyKoolaid]

Beware of people who tell you God needs money then ask you to send it to their bank account.

[@kathyorourke9273]

Because he doesn’t actually exist.

[@caribbeanman3379]

Conmen is portmanteau from "confidence men". In turn, "confidence" has etymological roots in common with the Latin word for faith - the "fide" part. "Confidence" ultra-literally means something akin to "with faith". So conmen deceive and exploit others with faith! They exploit others' misplaced faith or trust in them and/or their character, at the victims expense. Conmen are the definitive demonstration of the folly of faith. Faith is not a virtue but a lure to ensnare and manipulate the gullible. It is my hypothesis that very early religious leaders developed the concept of faith - the disguising of gullibility as a virtue prescribed by God - as a means of encouraging the uncritical acceptance (or pretense of uncritical acceptance, as a means of virtue signaling) of their ridiculous and outlandish claims, while also denigrating the more rational-minded persons who would doubt them. No wise god that loves truth would ever consider faith as a virtue. That is just a simple, self-evident fact to anyone who cares to use just a little bit of critical and logical thinking. The only persons that stand to benefit from the promotion of this ridiculous notion of faith being a virtue, are religious leaders - which literally makes them conmen, whether they realize it or not.

[@DavidRichardson153]

​@@caribbeanman3379 Wasn't there a 20th-century philosopher with a dark sense of humor who said that we should stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims that is religion?

[@danspawn85]

@@DavidRichardson153 There was a 19-century humorist that said many of the same things. Read The Fly by Mark Twain. An excerpt. It is plain that there is one moral law for heaven and another for the earth. The pulpit assures us that wherever we see suffering and sorrow which we can relieve and do not do it, we sin, heavily. There was never yet a case of suffering or sorrow which God could not relieve. Does He sin, then? If He is the Source of Morals He does--certainly nothing can be plainer than that, you will admit. Surely the Source of law cannot violate law and stand unsmirched; surely the judge upon the bench cannot forbid crime and then revel in it himself unreproached. Nevertheless we have this curious spectacle: daily the trained parrot in the pulpit gravely delivers himself of these ironies, which he has acquired at second-hand and adopted without examination, to a trained congregation which accepts them without examination, and neither the speaker nor the hearer laughs at himself. It does seem as if we ought to be humble when we are at a bench-show, and not put on airs of intellectual superiority there.

[@bokang6377]

American evangelicals think that Jesus is coming back just for America. Literally, such self-centeredness. Ridiculous

[@simplyesther333]

Exactly 🤦‍♀️

[@robertnett9793]

God they will be pissed when they wake up in front of Anubis and the Soul-Scale....

[@andrechiasson956]

Yea, and before he was brown an homeless, but in the American version he is orange and billionaire. Go figure.

[@rollinlikebuer9059]

Once you realize that the triple-omni supreme being of the universe has a special plan for you, loves especially you and sacrificed himself/his son for you the dopamine high of being the specialist boy is something you chase for a lifetime.

[@slaydog5102]

Incoming america bashers

[@waltersobchak9427]

Thank fucking god my family arent religious fanatics. It really should be considered child abuse.

[@mannysilver211]

It certainly feels like it.

[@silvergoddess3362]

Look at the incidents of SA in the church, the cover up by these institutions, by the pastors and the congregations, it’s disgusting . #ChildrenAreNotSafeInChurch #SaveTheChildren. Watch the documentary “Let us Prey” and you can see what really happens in churches

[@sweetafton5655]

It IS child abuse. Coercive control at the very least. Unfortunately my cop brother and his wife are religious fanatics, prepping for His return…oh… and they also believe in demonic possession. To them I am an ‘ungodly woman’. Considering they physically, mentally, and emotionally abused their kids and I didn’t do so to mine, I find that pretty rich. But then their ‘ALL LOVING GOD’ did take his first-born and torture and sacrifice him for the wrongs of the rest of us, so if that is godly, I’ll take UNgodly as a huge compliment. Would be nice to have a sane brother.

[@kevchard5214]

It is child abuse.

[@sweetafton5655]

My cop brother and his wife ARE religious fanatics. Thought I already posted this…but don’t see it. He preps and is anti-LGBTQ and super gung-ho Trumpster. He and his wife call me an ungodly woman. Considering they physically, mentally, and emotionally abused their kids with coercion and fear of deserving ‘nothing but death in HELL’ and I DIDN’T do that to my kids, I’ll take their insult as a compliment. As the god they worship tortured and killed his firstborn son for sins of the rest, I’ll take a hard pass.

[@Snuggles_the_Unholy]

In the old days, if you prophesied something and it didn't come true, they killed you. We need to bring that back.

[@ronnyandersen6733]

One year in prison might work better, they might learn their lesson and reform. :) Oh, and have them pay back taxes.

[@blksmagma]

​@@ronnyandersen6733 Have them pay triple the taxes they'd normally have to.

[@ronnyandersen6733]

@@blksmagma They have the money to pay so yeah, should be possible. To catch up, paying All the back taxes at the same time, might be unreasonable, so a down payment plan could be installed. The state need the money to build schools where they teach evolution and secular philosophy. :)

[@LuckmoreMusara]

😢​@@blksmagma

[@russell-di8js]

Even I'll pray for that 1

[@chriscuthill5067]

I predict that in 30 years, if I am still around, pastors will still be selling this silliness. And that's a prediction that I'd put money on.

[@RoyalInstruments]

As a Christian, unfortunately I would agree with you. If real Christians do not want to simply just believe in Jesus and trust in Him to fully restore us and fill us with peace like we say He does, we would not see this crap about knowing the exact hour Jesus is coming because a dang eclipse occurred. I saw the eclipse myself and honestly it brought me closer to God because to me it was is such an amazing experience being able to see a total solar eclipse.

[@epicofgilgamesh9964]

​@@RoyalInstruments Jesus is long gone and isn't coming back. --------------------------------------------------------- *Jesus is clearly speaking to the disciples and gives a timeframe for when the Son of Man would come.* "Jesus sent these twelve out, charging them, saying: Do not go into the way of the nations, and do not go into a Samaritan city. But rather go to the lost sheep of the house of Israel. And going on, proclaim, saying, The kingdom of Heaven has drawn near" (Matthew 10:5-7) “Truly I say to you, ***you will not finish going through the cities of Israel until the Son of Man comes”*** (Matthew 10:23); For the *Son of man* shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; ***and then he shall reward every man according to his works.*** Truly I tell you, ***some who are standing here will not taste death*** before they see the *Son of Man* coming in his kingdom (Matthew 16:27-28) Truly I tell you, ***some who are standing here*** will not taste death before they see the kingdom of God (Luke 9:27) Truly I tell you, ***this generation will certainly not pass away*** until all these things have happened (Mark 13:30) *He says that the coming of the Son of Man will be accompanied by:* The sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken. Then will appear the sign of the *Son of Man* in heaven. And then all the peoples of the earth will mourn when they see the *Son of Man* coming on the clouds of heaven, with power and great glory. And he will send his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of the heavens to the other. Truly I tell you, ***this generation will certainly not pass away*** until all these things have happened (Matthew 24:29-34) There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea. People will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken. At that time they will see the *Son of Man* coming in a cloud with power and great glory. When these things begin to take place, stand up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near. When you see these things happening, you know that the kingdom of God is near. Truly I tell you, ***this generation will certainly not pass away*** until all these things have happened (Luke 21:25-32) He also falsely prophesied to the high priest, the Sanhedrin and Nathaniel. *Jesus falsely prophesied to the high priest and the Sanhedrin* Jesus also falsely prophesied to the high priest and the Sanhedrin (assemblies of either twenty-three or seventy-one rabbis appointed to sit as a tribunal) You will see the *Son of Man* sitting at the right hand of the Mighty One and ***coming on the clouds of heaven*** (Matthew 26:64) (Mark 14:62) Except the high priest and the Sanhedrin never saw Jesus sitting at the right hand side of God, or coming on the clouds of heaven, or any such thing. *Jesus falsely prophesied to Nathaniel* Jesus also falsely prophesied to Nathaniel when he declared, “Rabbi, you are the Son of God; you are the king of Israel.” Jesus said, You believe because I told you I saw you under the fig tree. You will see greater things than that. He then added, ***“Very truly I tell you, you will see heaven open, and the angels of God ascending and descending on the Son of Man*** (John 1:50-51) *Nathaniel never saw any such thing. Neither did anyone else.* ------------------------------------------------------------------ Also look up: Watch *Jesus: Apocalyptic Prophet, Historical Lecture - Bart D. Ehrman* *"End Times - Evil Bible .com"* *"The End of All Things is At Hand - The Church Of Truth"* *"ex-apologist: On One of the Main Reasons Why I Think Christianity is False (Reposted)"* *"Jesus the Apocalyptic Prophet - History for Atheists"* (Tim O'Neill is a former Christian and is familiar with most of the Biblical scholarship. He's been studying the scholarship and history for decades) *"Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - Black Nonbelievers, Inc."* Also, how cognitive dissonance possibly explains early Christianity. *“The Rationalization Hypothesis: Is a Vision of Jesus Necessary for the Rise of the Resurrection Belief?”* - by Kris Komarnitsky | Κέλσος - Wordpress *"February 2015 - Escaping Christian Fundamentalism"* - Isaiah 53 *"Jesus and the Messianic Prophecies - Did the Old Testament Point to Jesus? - The Bart Ehrman Blog"* *"Did Jesus Fulfill Prophecy? | Westar Institute"* *"Jesus Was Not the Only “Prophet” to Predict the Destruction of the Temple - Escaping Christian Fundamentalism"* *"What Do the Apostles’ Deaths Prove? Guest Post by Kyle Smith. - The Bart Ehrman Blog"*

[@00RoxPink]

That's not a risky bet to take. It's gonna be here long after we're gone too.

[@raptorcrasherinc.9823]

Pastors will always try to sell this nonsense to delusional people, there is too much money in it.

[@gleanerman2195]

@@RoyalInstruments You can very easily escape the insanity, I did and it's great.

[@Dock284]

Evangelicals: The eclipse is a sign of Jesus return! Scientists: Eclipses happen fairly often and are a normal occurrence.

[@brianh9358]

Kind of what happens when you don't have a single scientific thought in your head.

[@EaglesQuestions]

​@@brianh9358 Oh it takes more than that - Doesn't _everyone_ have childhood memories of eclipses? Do believers just forget?

[@tradergirljam]

Scamvangelical

[@philliprobinson7724]

Hi. Jesus is coming "soon"? What exactly does "soon" mean? Is it "soon" in the geological sense of a couple of million years, "soon" in the tax department sense of "pay up before next month or else", or "soon" in the "don't hold your breath, it may be your last" sense. "Soon" sounds so immanent but is actually very vague, and "very soon" just makes me yawn more often. Cheers, P.R.

[@EmeraldEyesBibleSecrets]

Jesus was invented by Rome based on many gods and persons, but is really a placeholder. Jesus the deity is different from the man, he becomes a cartoon when Christians combine them. The sea beast 666 suffered a deadly head wound in Psalm 74:14, makes a covenant in Job 41:4, and is given the name Jesus Christ in the flesh of Apostle Paul in Galatians 4:14. He becomes the curse in Galatians 3:13, the only savior in Hosea 13:4, and the Lion Leopard Bear in Hosea 13:7-8 and Revelation 13:7-8, where "All will worship him whose names are erased from the book of life." The word worship negates interpreting the beast as an empire.

[@harmonicamanrandy]

It's been the end of times since the beginning of times.

[@kayb9979]

Sounds vaguely like the beginning of a novel about the French revolution 🙂

[@Queen-uo8cm]

​@@kayb9979 Maybe the Beginning of Dan Browns The Davinci Code (Good Movie lol)

[@Limited_Light]

We are beginning the beginning times of the beginning. Soon to be the first day of the first days. Until the earliest of the first of the first days.

[@chrisgreener3654]

In Acts it says the end times started at Pentecost. So it’s been the end times for over 2000 years now according to the Bible. Kinda loses its emotional effect knowing this when people say we are in the end times.

[@StephenGangi]

EXACTLY!

[@georgem2334]

Gotta keep the sheep frightened to collect the grift bucks.

[@jerrykorman7770]

It’s all about the Benjamins

[@mainely8007]

Religious extremists longing for "the good old days" known as The Dark Ages.

[@gptgod]

The devil has so thoroughly deceived you all. Who’s making more money the preachers of God’s Word? Or porno, cigarettes, weed, alcohol, hollywood, the music industry, social media, big pharma, etc? There are SO many industries that count on you being godless for massive profit. They want to keep you prideful, lustful, slothful and full of anxiety. Theres literally no better grift than the phrases ‘all things in moderation’ or ‘live your own truth’. Please begin to question your deepest held beliefs and seek God earnestly for once. Im not a fan of the evangelical paranoia either but lets not throw the baby out with the bathwater. Jesus is Lord.

[@ladyyaya3270]

He ain’t comin. Live your life and be kind.

[@alanbear6505]

Even if he were coming, live your life and be kind. It’s always good advice.

[@wanniesup]

he is coming but yeah ppl should live life and be kind

[@epicofgilgamesh9964]

​@wanniesup He's not coming. He was supposed to come 2,000 years ago and didn't, as is evidenced by a plain reading of the Bible, without mental gymnastics. --------------------------------------------------------- *Jesus is clearly speaking to the disciples and gives a timeframe for when the Son of Man would come.* "Jesus sent these twelve out, charging them, saying: Do not go into the way of the nations, and do not go into a Samaritan city. But rather go to the lost sheep of the house of Israel. And going on, proclaim, saying, The kingdom of Heaven has drawn near" (Matthew 10:5-7) “Truly I say to you, ***you will not finish going through the cities of Israel until the Son of Man comes”*** (Matthew 10:23); For the *Son of man* shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; ***and then he shall reward every man according to his works.*** Truly I tell you, ***some who are standing here will not taste death*** before they see the *Son of Man* coming in his kingdom (Matthew 16:27-28) Truly I tell you, ***some who are standing here*** will not taste death before they see the kingdom of God (Luke 9:27) Truly I tell you, ***this generation will certainly not pass away*** until all these things have happened (Mark 13:30) *He says that the coming of the Son of Man will be accompanied by:* The sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken. Then will appear the sign of the *Son of Man* in heaven. And then all the peoples of the earth will mourn when they see the *Son of Man* coming on the clouds of heaven, with power and great glory. And he will send his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of the heavens to the other. Truly I tell you, ***this generation will certainly not pass away*** until all these things have happened (Matthew 24:29-34) There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea. People will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken. At that time they will see the *Son of Man* coming in a cloud with power and great glory. When these things begin to take place, stand up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near. When you see these things happening, you know that the kingdom of God is near. Truly I tell you, ***this generation will certainly not pass away*** until all these things have happened (Luke 21:25-32) He also falsely prophesied to the high priest, the Sanhedrin and Nathaniel. *Jesus falsely prophesied to the high priest and the Sanhedrin* Jesus also falsely prophesied to the high priest and the Sanhedrin (assemblies of either twenty-three or seventy-one rabbis appointed to sit as a tribunal) You will see the *Son of Man* sitting at the right hand of the Mighty One and ***coming on the clouds of heaven*** (Matthew 26:64) (Mark 14:62) Except the high priest and the Sanhedrin never saw Jesus sitting at the right hand side of God, or coming on the clouds of heaven, or any such thing. *Jesus falsely prophesied to Nathaniel* Jesus also falsely prophesied to Nathaniel when he declared, “Rabbi, you are the Son of God; you are the king of Israel.” Jesus said, You believe because I told you I saw you under the fig tree. You will see greater things than that. He then added, ***“Very truly I tell you, you will see heaven open, and the angels of God ascending and descending on the Son of Man*** (John 1:50-51) *Nathaniel never saw any such thing. Neither did anyone else.* ------------------------------------------------------------------ Also look up: Watch *Jesus: Apocalyptic Prophet, Historical Lecture - Bart D. Ehrman* *"End Times - Evil Bible .com"* *"The End of All Things is At Hand - The Church Of Truth"* *"ex-apologist: On One of the Main Reasons Why I Think Christianity is False (Reposted)"* *"Jesus the Apocalyptic Prophet - History for Atheists"* (Tim O'Neill is a former Christian and is familiar with most of the Biblical scholarship. He's been studying the scholarship and history for decades) *"Jesus’ Failed Prophecy About His Return - Black Nonbelievers, Inc."* Also, how cognitive dissonance possibly explains early Christianity. *“The Rationalization Hypothesis: Is a Vision of Jesus Necessary for the Rise of the Resurrection Belief?”* - by Kris Komarnitsky | Κέλσος - Wordpress *"February 2015 - Escaping Christian Fundamentalism"* - Isaiah 53 *"Jesus and the Messianic Prophecies - Did the Old Testament Point to Jesus? - The Bart Ehrman Blog"* *"Did Jesus Fulfill Prophecy? | Westar Institute"* *"Jesus Was Not the Only “Prophet” to Predict the Destruction of the Temple - Escaping Christian Fundamentalism"* *"What Do the Apostles’ Deaths Prove? Guest Post by Kyle Smith. - The Bart Ehrman Blog"*

[@cliftongaither6642]

​@@wanniesup prove it!

[@wanniesup]

@@cliftongaither6642 “Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come. … “… Be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh” (Matthew 24:42, 44)

[@jacoposcarabello]

Being an European watching Americans talking about “signs” that apply only to the US, I have to say it’s kinda funny! Many times I got the feeling that people who believe to these kind of things think that the entire existence coincide with the US, forgetting there’s a world out of there, where all those signs don’t apply or mean anything! 😅

[@Kouchou_the]

As an euroasian person i agree with you. That's damn hilarious

[@CCmagee3]

Wait, the whole world isn't America? Holy koolaid, I am gonna have to rethink some things for sure.

[@Paju-nk4rm]

I did once meet a guy who was convinced that actually Americans are the God's chosen people. His proof was that the bible is in English. Sometimes I am so very, very tired when I think of people and their beliefs.

[@ghostface5559]

Yeah cause your life and country are so boring you focus on us. So yeah if you analyze us and ignore yourself it looks bad

[@attyadipdebnath2935]

Bro atleast be grateful.. Americans saved yall's lives during both the world wars.. you wouldn't be here commenting if it wasn't for the Americans stepping in.. I am not an American but you should atleast be grateful to them

[@CatsMeowPaw]

An evangelical church has hung up a banner outside stating 'The final days are here!', with a photo of the Palestine conflict in the background. These people are excited by death and destruction, because they see it as a sign that their sky daddy is coming back after almost 2000 years. I find it sick and disgusting that people want to see immense suffering, that a world where people generally get along with one another is miserable for them because it doesn't have 'signs'. You have to be a psychopath to get joy from misery.

[@annahgibbus8]

I agree with you well said 👏👏👏👏👏 They think they will be raptured out while the rest of us suffer. They are in for a big surprise 😳 🤣🤣🤣

[@jerrykorman7770]

Exactly. These people get off on cruelty, misery, suffering, like true psychopaths. Just the thought of it turns their underwear into a moist, sticky towelette

[@MLennholm]

The reason evangelicals are such staunch supporters of Israel is that they believe the rapture will happen when the jews inhabit the entirety of the land they were supposedly promised. So it's not even that they care about the wellbeing and prosperity of the jewish people, as the jews would go to hell along with the rest of us. Pure selfishness as always with the evangelicals.

[@mainely8007]

They are that store with the perpetual "going out of business sale" sign.

[@usaturnuranus]

​@@mainely8007oh damn, well said!

[@reneoosthuizen9210]

The mental gymnastics it takes to come up with this stuff is astounding.

[@ikenosis8160]

You should check out Randall Carlson's bit about how the pyramid at Giza proves the earth is round. Now there's some mental gymnastics.

[@kellydalstok8900]

@@ikenosis8160 round as in flat circular disc or as in sphere? And which part do you not believe?

[@cliftongaither6642]

yes. honestly, i have a hard time keeping up with their nonsense to the point that i have no idea as to what the hell they're talking about. 😂

[@mainely8007]

It's similar to the maga movement - they just keep inventing conspiracy theories to avoid having to admit they lost and are following a con.

[@zeeksthegoblin7564]

They so good at it, it could be an olympic sport.

[@joemedley195]

Paul said Jesus will return “like a thief in the night.” I hope he doesn’t get shot because of some Southern states “stand your ground” law.

[@skepticofdoom7486]

Ha! Jesus came back and was arrested because he wasn't white also works.

[@EmeraldEyesBibleSecrets]

Jesus was invented by Rome based on many gods and persons, but is really just a placeholder. Jesus the deity is different from the man, he becomes a cartoon when Christians combine them. The sea beast 666 suffered a deadly head wound in Psalm 74:14, makes a covenant in Job 41:4, and is given the name Jesus Christ in the flesh of Apostle Paul in Galatians 4:14. He becomes the curse in Galatians 3:13, the only savior in Hosea 13:4, and the Lion Leopard Bear in Hosea 13:7-8 and Revelation 13:7-8, where "All will worship him, Jesus the beast, have their names erased from the book of life." 666 in Greek means Jesus Crucified.

[@kellydalstok8900]

@@EmeraldEyesBibleSecrets christianity is a jewish sect, their version of the saviour-god cults popular at the time. You really need to look a lot deeper into the origins of your religion, because that will cure you of your superstition, if you are intelligent enough.

[@argonnas01]

@@EmeraldEyesBibleSecrets lolwut

[@onyourcoffeebreak2476]

😂😂😂😂

[@scoreyj13]

All I will say is this. If you are hoping for the rapture (end of the world pretty much) then you should not be allowed to vote.

[@HolyKoolaid]

It is terrifying to think that they're voting for the end times.

[@damienthorne861]

Great point

[@cliftongaither6642]

or have children

[@scoreyj13]

@@cliftongaither6642 100% agree with that one.

[@RafaelNogueras-e6j]

😂😂😂

[@darksoul479]

I was indoctrinated into the Pentecostal Church as a child, it took me 40 years to escape the insanity. I have been listening to the same doomsday lines for over 60 years. The end of the world is always right around the corner. It's a horrible way to live. I feel so sorry for the people that are still trapped In these chains.😞

[@kaecake9575]

Uh Area 51 has evidence...

[@AS-je2tq]

I've been living like this for years now, and sometimes it is so tough that i just dont want to live anymore, i have some suicidal thoughts. How did you figure it out? It's so hard to wake up to another day and know that everyday is the same nightmare over and over. 😢

[@dorothyjohnson6743]

Darksoul479 my mother told us the truth about the end of the world. She said when we die, that's the end of the world that's it

[@Endrgamr262]

I feel sorry for you I myself became a atheist at least a year ago after learning about this end times doomsday bs

[@Endrgamr262]

@@dorothyjohnson6743 your mothers right

[@HellaJ77]

I live in Kerrvile Texas which was the epicenter of the last two eclipses. It was a big nothing-burger. What WAS interesting was the abundance of churches and Christians singing hymns, speaking in tongues and expecting the rapture during totality. Their disappointment was both hilarious and sad at the same time.

[@DaveTexas]

But there was a rapture! All the righteous were taken up to heaven. Only the atheists and those hated by God were left behind. (That’s what I told them, at least. Despite how hilarious I found it, they didn’t seem to think it was funny…)

[@jerrykorman7770]

@@DaveTexasyou, sir, are sinister. We can be friends lol

[@paulglennie1991]

​@@DaveTexas you could of done one better all those who had no faith or hadn't enough faith were left behind, or hadn't asked for true forgiveness for things they had done to others, or couldn't find forgiveness for what was done to them. Which would leave a bunch of them looking at them self's with shame.

[@brianm6337]

Or... better than that... With everyone focused on the eclipse, scatter clothes across the ground, and everyone runs and hides..

[@danmiller6462]

If my family and I were there we would be having a tailgate party and barbecue and just break out the eclipse glasses and have fun. And perhaps play some Frank Zappa to drown out the evangelicals.

[@johnburn8031]

Christians have been saying that Jesus is returning very soon since about 50CE.

[@lisaboban]

Paul apparently thought it was so close people should stop getting married and having children.

[@johnburn8031]

@@lisaboban precisely!

[@alchobum]

I don't know why he isn't back either. He just stepped out to get a pack of smokes.

[@hansignals9593]

He is back. But now he’s called Donald 🤪

[@EmeraldEyesBibleSecrets]

Jesus was invented by Rome based on many gods and persons, but is really just a placeholder. Jesus the deity is different from Jesus the man. The sea beast 666 suffered a deadly head wound in Psalm 74:14, makes a covenant in Job 41:4, and is given the name Jesus Christ in the flesh of Apostle Paul in Galatians 4:14. He becomes the curse in Galatians 3:13, the only savior in Hosea 13:4, and the Lion Leopard Bear in Hosea 13:7-8 and Revelation 13:7-8, where "All who worship him are erased from the book of life." The word worship negates interpreting the beast as an empire. 666 in the Greek text means Jesus Crucified.

[@larryborsa4396]

Gotta keep the believers scared in order to keep control.

[@pickledragonrebel]

Yep !

[@sirrevzalot]

Plato!

[@silvergoddess3362]

And get their money to fund their lifestyles. 🤬🤬🤬#GriftersForGod

[@runewolf77]

Yeah and stop living their lives too. Their lives r at a stand still 😳

[@kevinmcgrath8310]

It’s weird how they keep mis-pronouncing pathetic and saying prophetic instead .

[@SabbyTabbyCat]

American Evangelicals: "OMG THE WORLD IS GONNA END" Also American Evangelicals: *only talks about America* 🙄

[@azulaspencer]

To be fair, American evangelicals think that the world beyond their “greatest country on god’s green earth and the inheritor of god’s promises to Israel” and it’s borders is a vast hellscape of the destitute and the greedy who are in desperate need of the light of god and capitalism…cause American exceptionalism or some shit if I remember my time as an American evangelical correctly.

[@dorothyjohnson6743]

But you still got gotta send money. lol

[@SabbyTabbyCat]

@@dorothyjohnson6743 probably American money since the whole world seems to revolve around America to these people. They literally act like no other country exists in the world 🙄

[@tdhoward]

It's so cool that God appears to be obsessed with America! How lucky could we possibly be?

[@Jaclyn25]

God was obsessed with Israel and look at what happened to them 😂

[@RandyWinn42]

First God marked America with an "A" then God marked America with an "X". A+X = AX = deoderant. God is saying to America's evangelicals: "You Stink!"

[@TheOne_isGOD]

im not sure why this made me laugh

[@nathanielgrey4091]

I was going to ask where the E came from, but it's for Evangelicals

[@RandyWinn42]

@@nathanielgrey4091 haha I love it when people improve on a joke! (ahem ... if it were a joke, and not a prophecy!)

[@95mudshovel]

everyone knows that if the moon sees its own shadow during the eclipse, it's at least 7 more years before Jesus comes back.

[@BradyPhotgraphy]

The 2017 eclipse was 7 years ago! Where's your jeebus?

[@quasnof]

Jebro will come this coming eclips, unless the moon sees it's shadow again, duh.

[@slopedarmor]

@@BradyPhotgraphy well infinity is also more than 7, checkmate!!!

[@John-jd7mm]

Sign in a bar "Free Beer Tomorrow!"

[@lorenanders702]

The Punxsutawney Phil groundhog theory of the rapture!? 😂

[@stephenmuirhead1838]

"I only speak English and tongues" or, to put it a slightly more accurate way, he only speaks English.

[@hansignals9593]

Anybody can speak in tongues yabba dabba doo!🤪

[@louisng114]

Translation: I only speak in English and gibberish

[@DaveTexas]

I would bet all the money I have that the dude’s grasp of English is tenuous at best.

[@petergibson2318]

English and Bulls**t.

[@chriscuthill5067]

Imagine his putting this on a job application when they ask languages spoken?

[@hotshotjcb3798]

Jesus has been coming and we were living in the last days. I was hearing this since I was born. I am in my 50s now, and evangelicals have been preaching this for years before. It is so sad that these folks live their lives waiting for the end of the world. What kind of life can you life just waiting on the end, fearing it will come at any time.

[@gleanerman2195]

I have been christian free now for 10 years, I am so much better off and love it.

[@iomis2001]

They act like wars are new or something.

[@MicrobyteAlan]

What a coincidence, I’m watching this on an Apple iPad. Thx Eve. 🍎

[@brianh9358]

Did a snake-like salesman sell it to you?

[@MicrobyteAlan]

@@brianh9358 no, I went to the 🍎 store

[@th3logician]

You, sir, have a fantastic sense of humor. *tips hat*

[@jerrykorman7770]

@@brianh9358so far The Apple Store hasn’t treated me like that lol

[@kaecake9575]

Well people do say "It's the end of the world" if you don't have it...

[@waoashley7770]

I'm 72 and have heard this sh*t over and over again. Nothing new.

[@Plethorality]

Am fifty nine. Heard it since i was four. Same ol, same ol. Ugh.

[@arturovillaluz2053]

Ever since I was a child I use to hear "the end is coming", "the end is near". According to my calculation the world ended yesterday.

[@robertnett9793]

Ah. Bollocks. I have a ttrpg-club meeting tomorrow. What a bummer as we already are all dead....

[@akivarubinstein9648]

Never let intelligence or scientific evidence get in the way of stupidity!

[@cliftongaither6642]

never let stupidity get in the way of intelligence or scientific evidence.

[@tacopancho2166]

Truth! But lots of scientific informations are biased by lobbies. We have to be carefull

[@postmodern9208]

2000 years of "Any day now..."

[@maxdoubt5219]

I remember John Hagee telling the NPR audience that the end is nigh...over 20 years ago.

[@sirrevzalot]

And my dad still gives money to that hack.

[@melissacooper8724]

I remember that Hagge was convinced the world was going to end when we had those four lunar eclipses so close together! He even wrote a book about the four blood moons!

[@DarkAmerica]

⁠@@melissacooper8724yeah my mom had a book by him and I think that might’ve been it. I remember being a kid and her listening to the sermons regarding the four blood moons. I’m really confused about Christianity or more so religion period. I’m about to be 34 in July and I still get worried thinking what if Christian’s are right. I myself stay on the fence up until now but I’m trying to pick a side. Sometimes I think the way I was raised having it shoved down my throat might’ve hurt me more than helped me… I have kids as well and I don’t shove it down their throats I find myself trying to protect them from it more times than not..

[@stephenwodz7593]

Arrogance plays a roll in this silliness. These people want to believe the end is coming while they're on the Earth.

[@kellydalstok8900]

Because they’re convinced they will be the only ones going to heaven, from where they’ll gloat about the fate of everyone else.

[@karstentopp]

​@@kellydalstok8900 But those, who believe in him will have eternal life, innit?

[@sirrevzalot]

True. They don’t want to taste death. Their too good for the rest of us.

[@clawsoon]

I'd have more respect for them if they said "we did all the calculations and he's definitely coming back in the year 3562, sorry if you were hoping it'd be sooner."

[@incomingincoming1133]

I wonder how that affects the attitude of a person towards preserving and protecting the earth for our descendants?

[@jeffwatkins352]

2024...and human stupidity is still a thing.

[@pickledragonrebel]

Seems it's in a resurgence!

[@lisaboban]

Seems like a design flaw.

[@jeffwatkins352]

@@lisaboban But...but...but..isn't the Jeebus 100% perfect???

[@jeffwatkins352]

@@pickledragonrebel "I'd cut down all the laws to get at the devil!" "And when the devil turned on you, what then? The laws all being down."

[@jeffwatkins352]

​@@pickledragonrebel Hysericks gonna hysteric.

[@Clairelith]

My family is still like this. I remember growing up and having sermons peached to me, at church and at home, about how the end was near. Constantly. It terrified me every time. And if I hadn't unsubscribed from all that a few years ago, I would still be terrified. I lost countless nights worth of sleep over this.

[@the3dluxe53]

Literally something that happens once every 18 months. It just happens to be above the US this time.

[@InAMinMaths]

Exactly! What’s the US got to do with anything?

[@xXEGPXx]

@@InAMinMaths US Christians think they are the center of the universe

[@HolyKoolaid]

Exactly! But everyone knows, God only wants to talk to America.

[@Magister195]

​@@HolyKoolaid if I were god the USA would be the last place I'll talk to

[@Kenshin6321]

My mom is super religious, I mean SUPER religious, and even she knew that the eclipse isn't a sign from God, but just a natural occurrence caused by orbiting bodies.

[@pcullen810]

There's an eclipse every 18 days.

[@tqnohe]

@@pcullen810 18 months. .

[@pcullen810]

@@tqnohe thanks!

[@NYCHFAN]

Every new moon is an eclipse. 😂

[@tqnohe]

@@NYCHFAN No. Absolutely not. Only if you are a flat earther. Are you a flat earther? And a young earth creationist.

[@kevinramsey417]

My preachers have been telling me the world's ending and Jesus Christ was coming back since the early 80s at the earliest. I know we're not going to know the day or the hour when the Bridegroom comes (even though all the so-called 'prophets' claim to) but there comes a point where you have to cancel the wedding.

[@stueyapstuey4235]

Yeah - and the big J was saying it was going to happen back in his day... so y'know! Nothing fails quite like the rapture and the rapturous congregations! LOL

[@DAViDD767]

@@stueyapstuey4235 YES, but they just passed right over it saying he didn't meant that time, but the future, smh

[@angelman906]

But for god time is 27848579597 years per day, so close to god is a little bit higher than we think

[@stueyapstuey4235]

@@angelman906 now, when you put it like that it's almost convincing... except... oh yeah.. we're still here! Gonna call my buddy Vlad, see if he knows which buttons to press!

[@skepticusmaximus184]

​@angelman906 Yeah but that day age fudge doesn't work, since jesus allegedly proclaimed he'd return before many of those who stoodv before him would pass away. So unless there are a bunch of Jewish guys older than 2000 years who are still alive, that ship has sailed. ⛵️

[@jon4574]

Holy frack, I was raised in this cult. Yikes.

[@NathanDyer-w1l]

They seem to think that America is the centre of everything

[@timdowney6721]

Of course, since it then follows, in their minds, that they are the center of everything. Nothing like hubris. 😉

[@PraiseTheFSMonster]

I don't understand why they all want signs from god rather than actual answers

[@RoyalInstruments]

Because rather than having a bond with their Creator this sect of Christianity just wants to do things their own way instead of just trusting and believing in God, plain and simple, and not this extra inaccurate nonsensical things.

[@PraiseTheFSMonster]

@@RoyalInstruments Enough with the fairy tales and mental gymnastics. You're a grown adult so act like it

[@RoyalInstruments]

wow! Thanks for the wake up call on being an adult, PraiseTheFlyingSpaghettiMonster!

[@RoyalInstruments]

@@PraiseTheFSMonster believing in God is mental gymnastics how? If nothing created the universe so intricately and fine tuned, the best answer you got is it all happened randomly and just decided to exist?

[@PraiseTheFSMonster]

@@RoyalInstruments Mental gymnastics is what it takes to believe in a god. We are fine tuned for our world and not the other way around. If the world was different, we would have evolved differently. And if you think a god "fine tuned" the world for us, he did a *terrible* job. We have to wear clothes to protect us from our world, we need shelter for the same reason, our vision is terrible, our teeth rot easily, our skin burns when we're exposed to our sky, babies get cancer, etc etc etc.

[@StaffanNilsson1]

I hope they all warmed up before stretching this much!

[@christopherrichards2350]

Here we go again with this end of the world religious fundamentalist nonsense

[@arturovillaluz2053]

And if the end is near, how come they don't get rid of their materialistic possessions?

[@christopherrichards2350]

@@arturovillaluz2053 because they know it’s all BS but still fools their followers.

[@jerrykorman7770]

@@arturovillaluz2053right. If “the end is near,” you don’t need a business jet(s), mansion(s), or spiffy suit(s). To paraphrase Bender of Futurama, what you then need are hookers and blackjack

[@mainely8007]

I would normally find these people entertaining or perhaps pitiable except they are also using politics to get control and take over school boards and are aiming at the entire country -yikes.

[@davidraper5798]

Not another End of the World please! I missed the last four!

[@espenstoro]

Yeah I'm busy, I'll catch the next one.

[@mitlandir5761]

Four?! I thought there were only two before this one (at least in my lifetime so far). I went out to celebrate the first two with friends. I remember saying something along the lines of "This was the best doomsday experience EVER!"

[@Llortnerof]

@@mitlandir5761 If you only had two in your lifetime, i'm reasonably sure you shouldn't be allowed to access the internet unsupervised. Or be physically able to, for that matter.

[@Magister195]

​@@Llortnerofyou don't need the internet,the amount of people around me saying it's the end of the world is depressing

[@Llortnerof]

​@@Magister195 And how long did it take to accrue 2 ends of the world? Would you let anybody who only had 2 run around without supervision?

[@alexmousley7213]

Each second of watching those evangelists felt like the end times of intelligent thought!

[@asafoster7954]

I'm ashamed to share my planet with these people

[@RM-ti8nf]

😂😂

[@diogeneslamp8004]

Evangelists seeing the end times approaching is like Liz Taylor getting married: the triumph of hope over experience.

[@jamesbullo]

Biblical hysteria never ceases to amaze me.

[@raptorcrasherinc.9823]

This might be the best video he has made. "Every year, my birthday is exactly 12 months after it was the year before..."

[@RM-ti8nf]

It kept me laughing 😂

[@grapeshot]

I remember that animated corpse from the 700 Club said the world was going to end in 1982😂 of course we're all still here.

[@DAViDD767]

yeeeah, I was surprised he was still alive after checking on him ever couple of years, the dude just won't retire

[@lisaboban]

Indeed. However the animated corpse is now ended.

[@arturovillaluz2053]

Oh well, he made a mistake, nobody is perfect.

[@grapeshot]

@@arturovillaluz2053 he made several that was not the only year he predicted the end

[@arturovillaluz2053]

@@grapeshot If you fail, try and try again.

[@marathonbleu]

It’s so saddening to be surrounded by idiots

[@slevinchannel7589]

You say that buthe video aint perfect The thing with the 'Experts say is never been this peaceful' is disingeniouss hairsplitting sillyness at best - many Holy Koolaid Fans agreee, fyii

[@andrewwamser7075]

They keep promising it's going to end but it never does. I'm starting to think they might not actually know what's going on.

[@costelinha1867]

Let's not forget that some people bought into that stuff so hard that they literally killed themselves out of fear of the "impending doom".... and this isn't even the first time something like that happens..... fearmongering kills, fearmongering KILLS!

[@extremewc]

When you said the eclipse passed over Nuts, Butts, Dicus and Ding Dong, I laughed way to hard for my age lol😂

[@kongrufus1]

Same! To quote Aron: I may be an adult, but that doesn't mean that I'm also mature 😀 Giggity!

[@CritThinkng]

Same!

[@grant5758]

You’d think an apocalyptic sign would be in the Middle East rather than the USA.

[@tdylan]

The USA is the centre of the world though. /s

[@alexmousley7213]

Yep- trouble is it appears many Americans seem to think America is the world!

[@apokalypthoapokalypsys9573]

You're telling me? Every time I look up a recipe online it has cups and pounds instead of liters and grams. Nobody hates Amerocentrism like European home cooks!

[@robertnett9793]

@@alexmousley7213 Noooo. there's still Hawaii and other NON-US places on this planet.

[@michaeljames2084]

@@alexmousley7213 BANG!

[@johncowart9536]

We're coming Clark! Hold on good buddy!

[@flip2trip]

These people hurt my brain.

[@grapeshot]

And a woman took her to the extremes of course and deleted almost her whole family because of the eclipse and the supposed end times🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

[@EaglesQuestions]

You mean Danielle Johnson the Astrologer, pushed her kids out of a moving car on the freeway. Mind-bendingly tragic case.

[@costelinha1867]

And the worst, part... is that this ISN'T EVEN THE FIRST RECORDED TIMES OF CULTS KILLING THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THE END OF THE WORLD WAS NEAR! Remember people, fearmongering KILLS!

[@NEXUSKNIGHT2]

​@@EaglesQuestionsThat's terrible

[@tangerinetangerine4400]

And yet the bible doesn't come with a warning.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

​@@EaglesQuestions What a horrible & illogical way to do it too. Wtf is wrong with people?

[@Dr_Wrong]

There have only been about *_4,787 eclipses_* warning of Jesus's return since he left the first time..

[@adam-l74]

Glad you’re back I’ve missed your videos.

[@HolyKoolaid]

Glad to be back. :)

[@LeChapeauMusic]

same

[@willbyrob6582]

@@HolyKoolaidDo you believe it is ethically acceptable to kill an animal for food but not a human? If so, what ethical difference between the two, in your view, would make it okay to kill one for food but not the other?

[@cliftongaither6642]

​@@willbyrob6582 troll

[@AmberyTear]

Honestly, it wouldn't even be such a widespread issue if American public education system wasn't the worst among other 1st world countries.

[@kashigata]

OMG the Jesus screaming on the cross was shocking and HYSTERICAL!! Loved it!

[@ronb8066]

Your personal mission towards the end of the video is priceless, I laughed out loud. Let's make this a national issue: Save Clarke!

[@robsquared2]

If Jesus comes back during a very predictable event that's just bad gaming, think of all the spawn campers.

[@kellydalstok8900]

What about the “thief in the night” part, doesn’t that contradict the predictions?

[@impracticalPhysics]

@@kellydalstok8900 Like a cloaked spy, then. Hopefully there aren't any pyros around.

[@jasonGamesMaster]

Omg. That "American" measurement system SENT ME, lol. My wife literally had to come check on me because I choked on my water and nearly DIED. That is quality content, let me tell you what.

[@charleshartley9597]

Absolutely! He was just throwing out these numbers and I couldn't comprehend the scale of these measurements. But Ford measurement? Now that makes it all clear!

[@the0ne809]

He forgot to add football fields.

[@dbaargosy4062]

As far as The Gospel Of Jesus Christ Reaches This Generation Passing, Too In The Holy Spirit Colored Sense, Expect More...We Can Praise God While Doing The Going Multiplying And Replenishing The Earth well, or not so well...God Draw Each Of Us To That Jesus Christ To Meet Him Rightly, And For Good

[@aNaturalist]

So many nutter butters! I was an evangelical teenager in the 90's, and had a lot of anxiety about the rapture. Thankfully, I was set free from theism.

[@andreabc2590]

Nutts, butts, dicus & ding dong - this part threw me 😂

[@christopherdaffron8115]

Whoa! An actual new Holy Koolaid video that not at least a year old. My lucky day!!

[@Johnmhatheist]

How are your travels around the world going? Thanks for all you do. Your videos truly helped me leave my faith.

[@HolyKoolaid]

Going well. I'm thriving. Glad to hear my videos have helped you.

[@samuelschick8813]

Didn't Jesus tell the Disciples he would return before they died? They're long dead and still no Jesus. Interesting how Christians ignore that.

[@RoyalInstruments]

He was referring to all disciples of Jesus (future) and not just the 12 apostles

[@RoyalInstruments]

Basically so long as there’s still Christians existing in the world, we will wait until Jesus comes back.

[@samuelschick8813]

@@RoyalInstruments< Cue the Christian mental gymnastics.

[@RoyalInstruments]

@@samuelschick8813 I mean you can read Mark 13 for yourself, that he’s talking about a future event. I’m just reading what the book itself says.

[@samuelschick8813]

@@RoyalInstruments, Like I said, nice mental gymnastics. Jesus is just one of and the most recent over 7 resurrection saviors that pre date in history. Oh and they also had disciples.

[@marcellbulow411]

American Evangelicals thinking that america equals the world, name a more iconic theme

[@TheRealLucifer_Morningstar]

Magical thinking is detrimental to a healthy society. 👍😳👍

[@andrewdowns3673]

Wait... there's really a Ding Dong, Texas? 🤣🤣🤣

[@Llortnerof]

I would prefer if Texas didn't show everybody its Ding Dong, really.

[@andrewdowns3673]

@@Llortnerof 🤣🤣🤣

[@littleredpony6868]

@@Llortnerofhow else would we know Texas has a ding dong?

[@Devin0327]

Everything is bigger in Texas, even ding dong.

[@HolyKoolaid]

I mean, it has a tiny population, but yes. You'd expect Texas to have a bigger ding dong, but maybe that's why it's compensating so hard with guns and big trucks.

[@beatapt5]

Keep those offerings coming in!!!!!

[@vls3771]

Yep the crowds stay poor while the pastors house gets bigger..

[@hannahhodgins9516]

This makes me feel so sick……I’m so happy I’m out of religion

[@wanniesup]

Jesus loves you i dont think this has much to do with religon not all Christians and others like that make theories

[@vls3771]

No... the leaders taking advantage of millions they need to be called out they are dramatic lying idiots gathering gullible sheep and profiting from them stay away from It all....

[@deniseboldea1624]

Never in my life have I met a bunch of people that get so disappointed whenever an endtime prophecy fails to come to pass. Evangelicals, IT'S POINTLESS TO WORRY ABOUT AN EVENT THAT YOU CAN DO NOTHING TO STOP! OH, AND IF JESUS IS EVER RETURNING, HE'S NOT COMING BACK UNTIL HE'S READY, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO!

[@graydanerasmussen4071]

It's nice for an European to know it's just the US that's being effed over by god. -Can we have your classic cars? :D

[@breakingbadheisenberg9703]

😂

[@kellydalstok8900]

They’re all in Cuba

[@HolyKoolaid]

Oh, hardly just the US, many countries in South America and Africa are being hit equally hard. And in Asia Islam's doing a pretty bang up job.

[@graydanerasmussen4071]

@@HolyKoolaid I was referring to the pastors seemingly forgetting the rest of the world exists... Their predictions look a lot less sinister from over here :)

[@o0Donuts0o]

Why on earth would you want a 6L V8 that puts out Fiat 500 power?

[@axeman3d]

Completely bonkers. The US really worries me sometimes. I hope we stay safe here in Europe.

[@humboldthammer]

Hope !! Might just as well have Faith.

[@Fluoman_]

The US is already exporting shovelfuls of crazy with its evangelicals, sovereign citizens, antivaccine movement etc.

[@Lord_CV]

We in the US are also very worried

[@cutienerdgirl]

Unfortunately, Nazis are growing rapidly in Germany and England. Though, they still aren't close to being the majority in those populations.

[@chrispysaid]

wait WAIT MY birthday is exactly 12 months after my previous birthday too! DEAR SWEET OILY JOSH IT'S A SIGN OF THE END TIMES

[@Jeddacoder]

Oily Josh is hilarious

[@chrispysaid]

@@Jeddacoder is he? I've never met him

[@TallBob1962]

I shouldn't be surprised. Buts its always so astounding to hear so many grown adults spouting off such utter nonsense.

[@corydor4218]

He's been coming very very soon for a very very long time.

[@burrellbikes4969]

I was totally sure he was going to say “in order to save all the Clarks out there - Gawd needs you to send me MONEY!”

[@HolyKoolaid]

Lol. I mean, you can if you want to, but the money will go towards my expenses, not to Clark. 😂

[@huffpappy]

Great video. My mother is into this BS, and all I can do is shake my head.

[@HolyKoolaid]

Sorry to hear that. My parents are similar.

[@DustinLaGriza]

"I only speak English and Tongues". 🤣🤣🤣 Does he put that on his resume? "I speak Tongues at a B2 level, I can hold a conversation but it makes literally no sense whatsoever"

[@Gerryjournal]

Why is 'tongues' not on my translation app?

[@HolyKoolaid]

What level does he need for a permanent residency in heaven?

[@DustinLaGriza]

@@Gerryjournal Let me translate it for you: blub blab bjbublb blalalala gigiblalbalalaa

[@ulodetero]

"Tongues" in a biblical context literally just means languages. I think originally the "gift of tongues" supposedly given to the disciples was meant to be their ability to learn and/or communicate in the *actual languages* of the time. Not the made-up gibberish nonsense they're faffing about with nowadays.

[@Gerryjournal]

@@ulodetero who knows? A book written over centuries by unknown authors is not worth worrying about

[@Lainy78]

Bloody hell dude, you're too funny 😂

[@armandobayolo3270]

Thomas, you've outdone yourself. Bravo! I can't believe the utter idiocy these people are spouting. And to think I once swallowed this crap whole hog.

[@barth9580]

Jesus has been coming back since he supposedly left. Im 46 and have heard that Jesus's return is inevitable every few years. Heathens 2,024 Jesus 0

[@kaikai200]

If a god can be killed by three fucking nails , that's not a god .

[@tdylan]

But, but, but...that was all a part of the plan.

[@HolyKoolaid]

Well, they buttered him up first with a little BDSM.

[@kashigata]

Ten gold stars and an elephant stamp for the best ever comment about the crucifixion !, @kaikai200

[@apokalypthoapokalypsys9573]

To be fair, it's not the nails that cause death, but fluid pooling in the lungs.

[@gigachad1021]

Also the Muslim god who allows to have sex slaves

[@maxdoubt5219]

Christian types used to think comets were a harbinger of monumental events too.

[@Leith_Crowther]

“Used to?”

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

They still do, haven't you seen their crazy conspiracies about the upcoming one?

[@Bhoddisatva]

This is why education is important. So you aren't frightened by rocks and ice.

[@timothymulholland7905]

It is a sign. Send money before it's too late!

[@Bhoddisatva]

Astrology, numerology...some cutting edge stuff right there.

[@Samsiess]

I've been missing you, Thomas. Hope you are well!

[@HolyKoolaid]

I'm thriving. Thanks for asking. :)

[@bariizlam638]

poor clark...we couldn't save him...justice for clark!!!

[@HolyKoolaid]

😥

[@jimmythebold589]

#saveclark 🧔‍♀

[@bariizlam638]

@@HolyKoolaid I am a muslim but I thoroughly enjoy your videos and I respect your position of being an atheist. "to each his own"...Also, I enjoy your humor and take down of religious fanaticism...I am a moderate muslim and despise fanaticism...please keep on posting these amazing videos... all the best!!! I hope some day you will do a collaboration with alex o connor!

[@CheatahX]

The shadow of the eclipse went over seven places named "Nineveh", what does this tell us? That people weren't very original with names and were obsessed by scriptures when founding those places. It would probably be next to impossible to miss all places called "Nineveh".

[@joelupinacci9900]

Eagerly edging to the Apocalypse is a profound sign from Gawad!

[@thegigglingowl]

BRILLIANT AND HILARIOUS!

[@einienj3281]

How do they have time for anything else than the end of the world? Must be a horrible life to live waiting for the end. To live for death and doom. What kind of a life is that?

[@HolyKoolaid]

I know quite a few people who were homeschooled who were simply handed a Bible, because: who needs education when Jesus is about to return?

[@einienj3281]

@@HolyKoolaid Exactly. That is so sad. Child abuse.

[@theamericannestormakhno2360]

Oh my god an eclipse it must be a sign from god there's no other explanation 😂😂😂😂

[@whysoserious8666]

…that we have known was coming for 300 years.

[@theamericannestormakhno2360]

@whysoserious8666 so you think an eclipse means god is coming?

[@whysoserious8666]

@@theamericannestormakhno2360 no, it was snark. Sorry for any misunderstanding 😆

[@theamericannestormakhno2360]

​@@whysoserious8666you're good i was just wondering what you meant lol

[@theamericannestormakhno2360]

@@whysoserious8666 good one btw

[@rdm3805]

Thanks so much for all your efforts to expose this immature humans. 🙏🏻

[@tdylan]

One of the fundamental ideas drilled into me growing up in theology was that I/we must "always be ready" because NO ONE will know the time, day, or place. So it always confused me when many of those same people would then say "the bible tells us that we are being given signs of the time, day, and place."