Home Depot Thinset Mortar: Which one do you need?

Which thinset mortar do you buy at your local Home Depot? They have 9 different types. What do they all do? Where do you use them?
Most importantly, Which one do YOU need?
This post covers: Versabond, Versabond LFT, CustomBlend, Prolite, Natural Stone & Large Tile Mortar, SpeedSet, Versabond LFT RS, FlexBond, and MegaLite.

[@ASomberDeuce]

this was perfect I almost bought the sucker stuff ty!

[@frankblack1481]

This was great. DIYTG doesn’t make a lot of videos but they are *all* super-useful. Quality > Quantity. Would be interested in seeing the same for Lowe’s/Mapei. I’m just a DIY guy and bought a bag of Mapei from Lowe’s when I ran out of Ardex X5 and found it greatly inferior. Especially in open/working time which as a DIY is important.

[@DIYTileGuy]

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