Homer's Inventions

[@sonicmastersword8080]

The idea: The Toilet Chair, move the bathroom to the TV. The realization: The Smart Phone, move the TV to the bathroom.

[@Monstervolging]

Ok ------

[@simunator]

im pooing as i make this comment

[@marcellofunhouse1234]

@@simunator tmi

[@cultbaby3380]

Same

[@Michael_______]

That's a good observation. I'd hire you fastly. Yes fastly indeed 👏 🙌 👌

[@martingamez01]

“Women won’t like being shot in the face.” “Women will like what I tell them to like”

[@Zula_The_Squid]

'Wait 13 years Lisa'

[@seronymus]

Based

[@dant008]

The good old times when a joke could be said

[@ericwinnert]

@@dant008 the good old times when the Simpsons was funny

[@Akko1]

I know right? wow it's almost as if we watched the same video!

[@TheMattastic]

Homer proudly yelling "It *can't* be turned off!" kills me every time.

[@1ivannthegreat]

Right, LoL 😂

[@hobomike6935]

Girls: *looking down* _"again?_ we've already done it three times!" Guys: 1:07

[@KeepingOnTheWatch]

“… but it does break easily.”

[@jace2802]

Well at least I know the ringing makes me safe 😴

[@tetsuo964]

Let's hope one day it will end you for good.

[@DanielVlogs2602]

Fun fact: nuclear power stations actually have “everything’s ok” alarms because if there is a problem with a standard alarm system then there is too much of a risk of a serious accident. If the alarm stops working then workers have to assume there is a serious problem whereas an accident could go unnoticed if a standard alarm was broken. Given that Homer works in a nuclear power plant I can’t tell whether this is genius writing or just a coincidence.

[@alexl.4362]

Writing

[@TheOriginalCFA1979]

@@alexl.4362 Considering how far the show has fallen into mediocrity, it was a coincidence.

[@chiefhydropolis]

@@TheOriginalCFA1979 this episode aired before the hd switch

[@Scar1etz]

But what if both alarms are broken and sending no danger signal

[@joshmorgan1948]

​@@Scar1etzThere might be further redundancy, but clearly the chance of both failing at the same time is good enough for a nuclear power plant. If it's good enough for a nuclear power plant, it's gotta be pretty good.

[@cadena06]

Im more impressed of how he was able to install plumbing in the middle of the living room

[@GalileoSmith]

@@Whatisthisstupidfinghandle I assumed a small, under-seat septic tank was involved. Homer, being creative, could make it from something like a thermos bottle.

[@derpinbird1180]

@@GalileoSmith Either that or all the shit just slops into the cavity of the chair. Nice

[@dsyrdragon3309]

@@derpinbird1180 probably , still imagine if some weird alien vaporizer was involved

[@Wanqer]

Dynamite

[@johannesanopheles]

@@Wanqer The best way to get rid of it

[@amir5198]

considering he made that in 1 week, he is an amazing inventor

[@thomasw4422]

He's a great thing builder. But he should have saught feedback at the concept stage.

[@israelm4156]

he only had to blow up his basement twice

[@nslouka90]

Sounds like a dad

[@Nintendotron64]

@@thomasw4422 Not all new ideas are good ideas

[@sakonan4883]

If he modified his inventions, they could actually be decent Like if he powered down the electric hammer and lowered the power on his makeup gun (although it is just a shotgun that shoots makeup 😂)

[@henryhayth3303]

A funny note: The equation Homer was writing on the chalkboard was, at the time of this episode airing, the closest anyone had gotten to solving the Higgs Boson Equation. So, Homer Simpson almost proved the existence of the Higgs Boson Particle.

[@ryanwoon3534]

Neat!

[@el-kiote]

​@@ryanwoon3534neato

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

there's also a proof for Fermat's last theorem on the board (the one homer adds a 3 to), the simpsons animation team seems to enjoy slipping these things in

[@middleofthebarrel]

As sideshow Bob once said, "did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?"

[@ahmed-aminebahamou275]

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd with homer's voice

[@potato1341]

I like how Bart wanted to buy 10 electric hammers and use the toilet chair. He has some faith in Homer

[@adambrown6669]

Those 10 hammers 10000% would be rampaging through his school by the next morning and the toilet is just because it's a toilet.

[@sysghost]

When you have a hammer, everything is a nail. When you have an automatic hammer, everything is nailed.

[@superbaggybaggy5885]

I'm just saying: the world has been getting worse and worse ever since the "everything's ok" alarm ran out of juice.

[@user84074]

This episode aired September 10th, 2001.

[@petergant8767]

You may have a point, make that thing beep every ten seconds, and, more durable, and people might become accustomed to it, telling them everythings okay!

[@Barrabbazz]

@@user84074 The episode aired on September 20th 1998.

[@joeymcm04]

@@Barrabbazz This is what we call a "joke"

[@joshandrews8913]

@@Barrabbazz Due to reruns and people recording episodes with their VCR, there's a chance that at least someone was watching this episode on that date.

[@fatsackcat7251]

I love how Bart supported homers inventions and even found uses for them

[@haseenabadshah5381]

469 likes lmao

[@thenerdyweeb4899]

This is why he is my favorite character

[@cristianvelasquez5335]

He's a good son.

[@I11Vanon]

Hsklciiuwjsbebfiskwbejdjcuisbrjdkdvemal oh sooe fbs

[@mardzbianca1089]

@@I11Vanon Do you have a stroke-

[@jonathancooper4914]

‘Women will like what I tell them to like’. What fantastic satire. What’s so nuanced and well done about it is there’s no ill intent on Homer’s part.

[@rorycolgan]

Good point!

[@jtamiing559]

Zoomer detected, leave the internet

[@jonathancooper4914]

@@jtamiing559 I’m actually a millennial. Take the youth for granted at your peril, btw.

[@mikedacoolnerd788]

@@jonathancooper4914 I love how you rebutted not with a insult but with a foreboding warning.

[@jonathancooper4914]

@@mikedacoolnerd788 why thank you.

[@Ruiluth]

Honestly, the ability to apply precise patterns of paint quickly at range seems like an extremely useful invention.

[@ursidae97]

They're terrible right now, but the writers made sure to give each one great potential. It really is the case that the others can't see the potential and that's the tragedy

[@melissacooper8724]

I'll bet Tammy Faye would've loved Homer's makeup gun if she was still with us!

[@typacsk]

Didn't the Mythbusters do something with that?

[@KRobinson-ko1ne]

Homer co-pioneered AI Art I don’t know if I should be impressed or furious

[@bensosnowski1128]

It’s not done as quickly, but I imagine this is how car parts are painted in a factory. I imagine there are other similar uses for painting spray guns

[@swaghettimemeballs4420]

"Women will like what i tell them to like!" Say what you want about homer, but he understands how marketing works.

[@klinkerkk]

MAN! For me this is the most iconic quote into this whole show! Total trascendence in every word of this statement. I dunno why people haven't seen the strong importance of what he said (or the writters did) into this. Pure genius.

[@KianoUyMOOP]

Don Draper would approve.

[@zeroz88]

Santo Cristo, you mean ironic not "iconic"

[@klinkerkk]

Oh no, man. For sure I said ICONIC. Can't be irony into that phrase

[@Bloombaby99]

Rasmus Lundqvist I know, right?

[@spectrevampire]

So once Homer's family got annoyed at the "Everything's Okay" alarm, it stopped beeping? I'd say it's doing its job perfectly.

[@alejandro.gonzalez2003]

Fair point

[@xdiamond66programmer14]

I want one

[@garthvader9916]

*THAT 👏 IS 👏 GENIUS* N.B.: It also stops sounding when it breaks - again fulfilling its own criteria.

[@gabsy_ferreira]

HOW COME I NEVER NOTICED THIS

[@evilriceplate2590]

𝐎𝐡 𝐧𝐨

[@draketheduelist]

The way Homer tries, blows up, makes small change, blows up harder, and then finally erases the dynamite is _exactly_ how it feels to fix bugs in software development.

[@WackoMcGoose]

"Homer, you've got it set on 'DROP TABLE *;'!"

[@templargfx]

The makeup gun is actually genius. He found a way to control the spread pattern and makeup (pun intended) of the shot.

[@allenbrown4638]

He even installed a "whore" setting 😂

[@melissacooper8724]

What? No "Tammy Faye" setting?

[@NeedlessExposition]

@@melissacooper8724That’s what you change the “whore” setting to when you sell it to evangelicals

[@goldilox9996]

"Women will like what I tell them to like." Classic Homer.

[@andykishore]

Homer's feelings about girls.

[@quinnfletcher3906]

Marketing in a nutshell?

[@redacted2359]

Goldilox | | when you have to deal with triggered feminists who take everything too seriously, don’t say I didn’t say it

[@tynitty516]

My NUTS IN A NUTSHELL.

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

MaxRideWizardLord So... what about tomboys, then? Didn’t they exist long before the feminism bullshit hit the fan?

[@kyles312]

“Women will like what I tell them to like” is one of my favorite simpsons quotes

[@lonestar5233]

Just imagine how offended ppl would be now days back then was so different

[@captainsternn7684]

Based Homer

[@JanetStarChild]

@@lonestar5233 It's not really so much "offensive" as it is honest commentary on the Patriarchy. Men have been dictating towards women for countless centuries.

[@Kid_Charlemagne76]

Back when people still had a sense of humor. Nowadays if you make any joke about women you get called a sexist asshole

[@JanetStarChild]

@@Kid_Charlemagne76 uh... Disparaging mockery of a group of people solely based on their gender is in fact sexist. That's pretty much the textbook definition.

[@BurgertubeFounder]

The electric hammer was a solid idea and could've been a game changer. It's like the electric drill to the screwdriver, you could hang a picture frame in seconds if it wasn't so mis-calibrated.

[@renakunisaki]

He just needs to reduce the max output power and maybe move the knob so he doesn't accidentally hit it.

[@hakai1014]

The electric hammer is the idea that should be expanded more in the show and real life. Its Homer’s best invention and he could’ve made hundreds of dollars if he improves it

[@aegeangaming8280]

The closest equivalent in real life would be the nailgun

[@JoeContext]

The electric hammer concept-wise is pretty good, I'd be surprised if that isn't already an actual thing

[@GarredHATES]

Yeah, a nail gun.

[@TopFix]

It's not. I know cos I looked for one.

[@adambrown6669]

It basically is in the form of a nail gun. An electric hammer would basically work on a similar principle, but with the ability to be used on any nail, it would most likely function the same though, making it less of a straight up hammer and more like a single shot flintlock style nail gun

[@pendejadas6933]

Having to hold home's electric hammer one-handed would most likely cause serious problems in the long run, But we have something similar, its called a ramset gun, that thing uses .22mm blank shells, it can drive nails into metal and concrete in one hit

[@BlandTomtarOchTroll]

In reality the only worthless invention he made was the alarm imo.

[@baonkang5990]

It works though It turn off when when something wasn't ok.( The Alam got annoying) It just need some adjustments. Like I instead of a Alam have small green light Indicating everything is alright. It could be used in dangerous situation as a early warning sign.

[@BlandTomtarOchTroll]

@connextro yes that is what imo stands for, what's your point?

[@BlandTomtarOchTroll]

@connextro no

[@BlandTomtarOchTroll]

@connextro who is autistic enough to bitch about people using abbreviations on the internet?

[@austinscott6611]

@connextro It is really annoying that you are not capatalizing the first word of your sentences. Please remedy this issue, it is simply lazy not to do so.

[@definitely_notme4112]

Honestly, besides its flaw the electric hammer is actually kinda cool.

[@TomStohl]

It's a real thing now I believe.

[@Cheesytarian]

@@TomStohl ya it's called a nail gun

[@fonesrphunny7242]

It's a stupid invention if you know anything about inertia.

[@definitely_notme4112]

Fones R Phunny yeah, hadn’t thought about that.

[@teamxj987]

It actually exist there are two types one is electric and uses a solenoid to fire the head. It good for tight places when you don't have enough throw the other is pneumatic and uses compressed air. Homer was a visionary!

[@inkheart151]

What’s so interesting is that both Homer and Bart are actually pretty smart, but they struggle to exercise it in traditional ways. It just goes to show that there are different types of intelligence and you can’t always measure it with rote learning. Everyone’s brains are different

[@daniapfel2825]

Yeah

[@WackoMcGoose]

"I'm not dumb. I just have a thoroughly useless command of information."

[@colinburke8389]

@@WackoMcGoose "See me after class, Calvin."

[@elbrayanqebinquispecondori]

Even as a kid i really thought “the electric hammer would sell pretty good around” maybe it would become practical in some sort of things in work

[@Caucasians_In_Ethiopia]

When you forget homer is literally a nuclear engineer

[@falconeshield]

The 2010s writers forgot that too

[@wesleywebb5554]

He isn't though. He is a safety officer who is not qualified for his job. His luck stat is just off the charts.

[@thijs2032]

Didn't he just show up when the plant opened?

[@CoversTavo]

No, isn't engineer

[@justsomemustachewithoutaguy-]

Damn, a really tedious task, ask CJ how long that took

[@animelovers000]

"Dad, women won't like being shot in the face" I wonder how many people missed that joke

[@shikotsu9394]

Back then? Almost everybody

[@jcrowley1985]

Just get r Kelly to endorse it

[@spacex6997]

6 U ) 6

[@albertsmith99]

as a kid i completely missed it

[@deideh]

I don’t think Robert Blake got the joke

[@candyman0202]

Everyone forgets that homer has these sparks of genius because he is a literal genius. He just has a crayon in his brain that keeps his genius in check.

[@christopheredwards788]

This shows how much of a genius Homer is. Even with a crayon in his head.

[@KilIimanjar0]

Can we talk about how Homer can be a literal genius when he wants too.

[@ljhoser5842]

it's when he sneezes the crayon gets lower in his brain

[@eternal.warrior_2769]

hes actually dumb because he put a crayon up his nose as a kid and it got stuck in his brain, and he got it removed in one episode and became smart and bonded with Lisa.

[@collecter3456]

No we can’t talk about it.

[@varasha]

Exactly, those inventions are actually quite clever. But like I said on a another comment, this is Bad writing, Homer would never come up with this stuff no matter how unpractical or silly the inventions I cant tell this is the latter seasons in the early 2000's

[@mynameismatt1450]

@@varasha nah this season was 1997 - 1998 it’s season 9 usually the last season before everything got bad

[@ApetureTestSubject]

Honestly, with a little refinement, these inventions could be amazing. Homer managed to shape the splatter pattern of the Makeup Gun to give eye shadow and lipstick. That's quite impressive.

[@IzukuIXLilly]

Now that you think about it, How the Fuck did He Manage To make A Non Lethal Version of A Remington

[@charliefarmer4365]

@@IzukuIXLilly He’s Homer Simpson, that’s how.

[@JacobTheRandom]

@@charliefarmer4365 Homer must be a genius! I look forward to seeing him

[@spongeintheshoe]

Marge was wrong.

[@orionc.5407]

@@IzukuIXLilly im guessing hes firing blanks and the gas from that is enough power to get the paint moving

[@pattygee7267]

I think it's very sweet that Marge still played along with the pitch after the first two inventions.

[@cs512tr]

i love the almost perfect continuity here, the holes in the wall appear not just to serve the immediate gag, but stayed the whole scene.

[@EveForbiddenFruit]

"Women will like what I tell them to like" That's the entire history of women's advertising in one sentence

[@gamerito100]

Except women are the ones that like those xD

[@imparanoiiid]

Advertising in general

[@kirko1996]

Uh no. On the end, the decision is up to the individual

[@Tokmurok]

@@kirko1996 the individual is part of a collective so ultimately it's what the masses want. So no, you average Joe will be told what to like.

[@boxmeister3059]

@@kirko1996 Most of the time, that's not actually the case. For example, pants with pockets are difficult to come by, and often more expensive, so INDIVIDUALS are FORCED to buy things like purses and pocket-less pants instead. Also, have you ever heard of the pink tax? If not, look it up and re-evaluate what you said. I know it's hard to grasp, but what goes on in the realms of buying and shopping for women vs men are drastically different.

[@thomasobrien324]

I like how the electric hammer has enough power to drag 250+ pound man across a carpeted floor with ease.

[@elioenkidu999]

Probably needs to be more powerful

[@theepicbruhman2254]

@@elioenkidu999 imagine if it could lift a ton by then

[@hobomike6935]

"it's become more powerful than any hammer..... _even yours."_ -Count Dooku

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Injustice Incompetence

[@SalaciaYT]

He weighs over 300 pounds

[@richard7645]

"Women will like what I tell them to like" 😆😆

[@fireice2037]

Not going to lie the electric hammer seems like a good idea if it had safety features attached to it

[@pizzaruby5140]

I'd buy the Power Hammer if it was fixed right.

[@ShiitakeWarrior]

Well, to be fair, it _did_ work. _Initially._

[@Hero_of_Legend]

I'd buy it, even if it wasn't. "Well, you see, your honor...it wasn't my fault that I relentlessly beat a guy I don't like with a power hammer. The thing started acting up, and he kinda happened to be in the way...."

[@dvddpr]

There is something already better, it's called a nailgun.

[@Hero_of_Legend]

David Dupree Meh, an electric hammer would be more fun.

[@sheastanley9424]

Ruby Elly they have a hammer you hook up to a compressor, if that helps

[@shahzabeshah7304]

Love how Homer had to rub out the dynamite to stop the explosions 🤣

[@christians8821]

What the hell was he using it for is what I want to know

[@reservoir4798]

@@christians8821 to give the invention that pizaaz

[@basesixty6739]

Christian S probably an electric driller 😆

[@siyacer]

Rub out the dynamite you say?

[@TheDutchGhost]

What I also found amusing was that whatever he was creating actually amplified or increased the yield of the dynamite.

[@ems10824]

As long as he focused and worked out the kinks, that electric hammer could be a game changer

[@DruidsCalling]

Whenever Homer feels sad or like a failure, I have to hold it together to not cry. I always feel like a failure myself. I wish I did travel to different timelines where I was successful and see where I went wrong

[@fishyninjja9103]

Homer was a well-written character, because whereas the audience is supposed to percieve him as a blithering idiot, his actual character is one of an imperfect man, one who understands that the world operates in a certain way, but struggles to understand the how. He is very smart, lots of knowledge in there. It's just that he often doesn't account for the context of the world around him, so he gets portrayed as "stupid". The reason he works so well is because of this divergence between the "percieved" character and the "actual" character, which allows us to laugh when he makes mistakes (because we percieve him as dumb), but also care for homer when he feels bad, and even root for him when he shows his best quality: his transparency. He doesn't pretend to love Marge, and is pretty open about his feelings towards her (sometimes to a fault), and as misguided as he is, he still shows lots of love towards his family. On the other hand, Marge loves him, and will always love him, because she doesn't see him as an idiot who does dumb things, but rather as a man with a heart of gold... who does dumb things. She loves him for the good he has in him. There are many moments where he fails as an adult, but he always owns up to it, and tries to be better, for his kids, and for Marge. How cliché, isn't it? For such an amazing character to be good because of the power of love... In conclusion, I believe that Homer is one of the best characters of all time, not in spite of his flaws, but because he deals with them every episode. He feels imperfect, human, but at the end of the day, it makes his transparency and his inherent goodness all the more potent. So if you relate to him for his weaknesses, emphatize with his sad moments, just remember that he has Marge, who loves him for him, and that the when the right people come to your life, they'll love you for who you are too. Just focus on making your strengths as sharp as they can be, and you'll find a relationship, be it platonic or romantic, that'll make you feel like the best, most successful you you can be. It happened to me, and I know it can happen to you too. ~ sincerely, a fan of Homer.

[@feeblezak]

The automatic hammer is actually a brilliant idea.

[@HowDyaYouLikeMeNow]

No, it wouldn't be able to build up enough momentum to do the job in reality. You'd just sit there tapping away at the nail because there's not enough kinetic energy applied to force it through a surface.

[@jeffstarrunner1]

feeblezak yea... but there's the nail gun which does the same thing even quicker

[@Olatiness]

Homer was onto something here. There is a device that is very simular that is great for nailing hangers. Its called a "palm nailer" google it!

[@HowDyaYouLikeMeNow]

+Italo Mendes Google it? Are we going to end up on some porn site watching Donald Trump be pissed on by several Russian dominatrixes?

[@territango6132]

How Do Ya Like Me Now, Chucklehead? if you hear Google it dont

[@nowwhat7259]

“IT CAN’T BE TURNED OFF”

[@eangsyerbic6942]

"But it does break easily."

[@LazyLoonz]

@@eangsyerbic6942 just like people with soft emotions

[@Thuazabi]

@@LazyLoonz said the pot to the kettle

[@sherrychannel6766]

Kinda like me

[@mariafox9226]

The reclining toilet is actually a genius idea. The only thing I’d suggest is having something that would allow you to wash your hands in a similar manner.

[@melissacooper8724]

I thought the reclining toilet was brilliant! There are some people with disabilities who have trouble getting up and getting to the bathroom on time.

[@mariafox9226]

@@melissacooper8724and let’s face it, even if you DON’T have a disability and you’re young, a reclining chair toilet would be the comfiest porcelain throne for your butt.

[@spongebabe27]

"no one in their right mind would buy them... Or accept them as gifts!" Always cracks me up way too much

[@hhhhhhhhhh6675]

„Women don‘t like being shot in the face“ That has multiple meanings lmao

[@bartsimpson5529]

😂😂😂

[@battlemage-yx6zw]

😏😏😏

[@hzDelta]

😳😳😳

[@Hose_10]

You weren’t supposed to do that

[@theruinedken2067]

@@jayembrown5395 sure kiddo

[@inkiepie2259]

That hammer needs to stay the same power and it would be perfect. That alarm could quite possibly detect any problem in the environment, some changes and he’s got a perfect hazard alarm. Minimise the makeup gun and tweak the accuracy and it’s a brilliant and time saving invention. That chair already exists and sells wonderfully. Homer Simpson is a genius.

[@MauiWowieOwie]

later in that episode, or maybe a later one, he leaves the hammer in the edison museum and it gets claimed as one of edison's inventions and it is a huge success. which is ironic, since most of edison's most famous inventions were stolen.

[@spimbles]

@@MauiWowieOwie thats not what irony is lol

[@q12aw50]

@@MauiWowieOwie well it doesn’t help that we just said he invented the lightbulb. Even he was open that he didn’t but kids books don’t care

[@Averagemetalenjoyer115]

And also on the gun he accidentally had it set on whore so it was supposed to look like that imagine how it would look if it wasn’t set on whore

[@Knockoffedd4581]

The everything’s ok siren kinda already exist. It’s a fire alarm

[@candyman0202]

The adult industry stole Homers electric hammer idea and repurposed it. Even added more power.

[@spectrum838]

His inventions being kinda useful with massive bugs is literally just how engineers are

[@Brugar18]

To be fair homer is genius in making a makeup gun with no possible injuries

[@mikeymladi9279]

And the spread of it is quite consistent and almost makes people looks exactly like a clown face really means something

[@gigaatom]

With a little fine tuning it could work pretty well. You could store some makeup wipes in the stock in case you needed to tidy it up maybe. Apart from the everything’s ok alarm these are all at least novelty or actually useful inventions.

[@jeffclement2468]

"You had it set on 'whore!'" 🤣

[@Stevo935]

"It CAN'T be turned off!"

[@KnightRanger38]

+Hénry Bruyére actually it stops because the annoying sound causes things to be not okay.

[@blackcat4562]

+Rob Highfill Oh, now I get it. :P

[@uncleruckus9670]

lmao

[@Orbrun]

BEEEEEEP

[@bestbotreview]

Hénry Bruyére those cheap choina products we keep re buying

[@written_and_recited]

This is a very good clip, but the editing is wild, they even cut out Graggle!

[@NorthEasternNerd]

Homer: “Women will like what I tell ‘em to like.” Graggle: “Incel…”🎶 Homer: “Shut up!” I personally loved that scene.

[@epicmusic9029]

In the book series diary of a Wimpy kid, Greg wanted a massage recliner chair as a gift, but thought the only caveat was that he'd have to go to the bathroom but expected a new model to cover that which pretty much basically falls under that exact toilet chair idea lol.

[@wales2k4747]

"Women will like what I tell 'em to like!" pure comedy gold

[@thirteendayz]

My favorite part too! Lol!

[@MaksProger]

More like pure diamond. De Beers did the exact thing

[@Focusyn]

Amen, Homer. Fucking whores.

[@cameronjansz88]

also true

[@HermaphroGynandro]

Anita Sarkeesian and Jonathan McIntosh declare verbal warfare!

[@byronsenior6499]

2:36 The fact that they remembered to draw the holes in the wall from the hammer. Most animators would forget that after the gag was over.

[@westernbrumby]

That’s South Koreans for ya

[@troywright359]

Lucky that they are family guys. They positively can draw little things that make all Of us as we watch them **Laugh and cry**

[@robgriffin4801]

And yet somehow Marge's face doesn't have any makeup on it immediately after!

[@jaysmith1408]

@@robgriffin4801 shift change

[@I.C.Weiner]

​@@robgriffin4801 A wizard did it.

[@Morgil27]

I would totally buy that chair. Though unfortunately, I'd probably have to reroute the plumbing to my living room, first.

[@commanderknee3821]

"Women don't like to be shot in the face." This flew over everyone's heads didn't it?

[@Alystas]

Funny thing is, the "Everything's Ok alarm" is exactly how an alarm or monitoring of critical stuff actualy works: You regularly send a message to say "everything is fine" and if the messages stop coming, you know something's wrong.

[@getthegoons]

There's a site in England where they had a nuclear accident that does basically this

[@connormarsh8923]

they used to use canaries in the minded and if the canaries stopped singing then they knew there was a gas leak and to evacuate the mine

[@stormtempterf8058]

This was the barking dog alarm from a novel I read. The paranoid general was returning to base, and sent a passcode to the base, getting all clear in return. He knew then there would be an ambush and the base was taken, because he purposely sent a false code that should have tripped everything. There was no barking dog.

[@witherrose1566]

@@stormtempterf8058 what was the name of the novel?

[@stormtempterf8058]

@@witherrose1566 A pulp paperback Aliens novel, the 2nd in a trilogy, its title is Aliens: Nightmare Asylum. The tactic is a very very small part of it, but it burned in my teen brain because of the cleverness.

[@OmegaChase1002]

"No one in their right mind would buy them." It's the Simpsons. No one is in their right mind. Homer's inventions would actually sell.

[@ryanbarker5217]

the only person who was ever in their right mind literally died by the end of the episode.

[@leooram1959]

in 1000 ways to die one guy was trying to shoot some cigarettes into the mouth of another guy some 20 ft apart using a shot gun. The cigarettes went right through his face and chest

[@masonpallanes7258]

I know his automatic hammer was. And his chair stopping legs. Both were credited to Thomas Edison's ghost.🤣

[@AnonymousGentooman]

@@masonpallanes7258 the chair stopping legs were actually an edison invention, he just didnt sell them, only reasom he broke into the museum was to destroy evidence of them being an edison invention

[@IffyJottere]

"The only cure is bed rest! Why, anything else I could give you would be a placebo!" "Where do we *get* these placebos?!" "Maybe there's some in this truck!" *enraged rioting releases swarm of bees* *Man tries to swallow bee* "I'm cured! I mean OUCH!"

[@senseispud2197]

"I'm not sure women will appreciate being shot in the face" "Women will like what I tell them to like" Gotta love Simpson innuendos

[@aqeel-3771]

it saves time.

[@katalina256]

I still love how Homer accidentally disapproved a long time standing mathematical concept in one of these episodes.

[@official-obama]

what? topology?

[@KatherynneF]

topology is very real though...

[@official-obama]

@@KatherynneF yeah but he transformed a torus into a sphere

[@ChrisManley1994]

"Turn it off Homer!" "It CAN'T be turned off!!!!!"

[@SuperFox1989]

"But it can break easily "

[@eltonmateusnevesneves]

"Stares happyly"

[@ericschilling9064]

@@SuperFox1989 Made in America obvi

[@SuperFox1989]

Eric Schilling Well technically I can’t argue with that since this is taking place in the USA. Not trying to start anything but there are some good America made products out there too

[@spenserphoenix]

The pride in his voice kills me

[@MINDxWORM]

I like to think Heath Ledger got his joker make up idea from this scene.

[@byronmak7943]

The Joker is not a whore, but he does orgasm at the presence of chaos.

[@victoriafarina3395]

Darnell Jackson LOGW!A MI VIDA 13 HOGAR SÍ MISMO UN DÍA NO Y NO ES UN

[@rommix0]

I think he was more influenced by The Crow, but I can totally see where you're coming from.

[@SrEscalofrios]

Actually it was Margo Robbie with Harley Quinn xD

[@OMEGAxWARRIOR]

Darnell Jackson I like to think you need to shut the fuck up

[@0BucketMask0]

If he workshopped them more they all would have been revolutionary lmao

[@BatMan-jd5rc]

Homer always does dumb stuff until you literally see him solving a math problem beyond most of our comprehension 😮

[@Hotshots2890]

I like the hammer... but i have to agree , needs to be more powerful

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

@@Carl_McMelvin ... I don't think it is.

[@NeidalRuekk]

Second only to Mjolnir!

[@user-jl7cz2pe6d]

@@Carl_McMelvin Wow, that's crazy! What's next? You're going to say that you're not actually Gary Oak?

[@jbcatz5]

Even though the makeup gun was lacking in execution, the concept and the problem it overcomes is remarkable for Homer to have thought about it. I can completely see Krusty using and merchandising it.

[@barneynedward]

Hilariously enough Krusty doesn't wear makeup. His face actually looks like that.

[@ErrorNumber404]

barneynedward it’s really that pale and the green hair is real

[@iggletwiggle5086]

Imagine selling it and it’s a real gun and they shoot emselves

[@darkychao]

@@barneynedward source on Krusty's face actually being that color? there's been at least a couple of times (season 1's Krusty Gets Busted, and season 29's Fears of a Clown) where crusty is seen without makeup and his face is a totally normal yellow, the same as the rest of his body.

[@barneynedward]

@@darkychaoI saw one episode where he claimed his clownish pallor wasn't makeup.

[@K9River]

I'm impressed how well Homer plumbed that chair in right in the middle of the living room. You literally cannot see the plumbing.

[@TimeMaster131]

“Dad, women won’t like being shot in the face.” is my favourite quote both in and out of context.

[@scottdixon2505]

The hammer managed to pull a man of homers size across the entire room multiple times. With a bit of refinement and tweaking that would be an awesome invention.

[@cyborgbob1017]

the real question is what the hell did he use for that motor lmfao

[@underthestory396]

@@cyborgbob1017 probably a fucking uranium

[@ScionStorm1]

There was nothing wrong with the hammer. Homer just couldn't handle that hard a pounding.

[@hobomike6935]

@@ScionStorm1 yeah well maybe next time bring a hammer that can handle the _neutron style!_ 😎 🔨 🛹

[@Wertsir]

@@ScionStorm1 he should have asked your mom for pointers.

[@dancoulson6579]

1:10 - The sound of that alarm failing always makes me laugh so hard for some reason! XD

[@TonberryGames]

I just lol'd right in this cafe XD

[@ShanesAutos]

I think it means everything is not ok

[@thomaswilson3827]

It sounds very similar to a recorder

[@jaredcook4414]

It sounds like a balloon farting itself to death

[@kingjames4886]

the level of technical skill required to actually design and build these things might be the funniest part...

[@yonatandesparzo8238]

I love Homer Simpson. One of my favourite TV characters of all time, besides Peter Griffin, Eric Cartman and Cleveland Brown. Best inventor ever.

[@aisukyubu6470]

"No one in the right mind would buy them" Bart would love the chair and the gun.

[@tdoyr2119]

But is he in the right mind?

[@NiggasInANutshell]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pmLZnXeVqZusZ7Og

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

@@tdoyr2119 we all know the answer to that

[@MaxwelloftheClocktower]

and the hammer, in fact, he wanted 10

[@litterbox019]

"whore you"

[@ccricers]

The "everything is okay" alarm is in 90% of all car alarms.

[@lkafjkakjf333]

I love how her foundation after the gun blast is pasty whitish but in her hair and on her necklace it’s her actual skin color. I wonder if it was a bit of a debate in the animation department whether or not to have just the smeared lips, blush and eye makeup or to make the foundation a lighter color so it would translate well.

[@DrSlick]

This is one of the best written episodes of the Simpsons.

[@Arbiter-xw3ng]

Which one is it again its pretty hard to keep track lol

[@aidanwalt2075]

I love when he erases the dynamite after two explosions

[@emil2321]

I wish I could buy an "everyings okay alaram" so my mom could stop asking me whats wrong

[@carlygorgal4514]

Mr. Daggers why are we still here... just to suffer

[@ightimmaheadout6903]

whats wrong?

[@doublea6586]

It CAN'T be turned off!

[@ightimmaheadout6903]

what's wrong honey?

[@stephen19590]

Ine would be the quietest alarm ever

[@raystinger6261]

The electric hammer is actually great, just need fine tuning. It's incredibly strong for something that seems to be powered with AA batteries. It can destroy a wall or drag a grown man around. The make up gun is also great! Again, it needs fine tuning, but great. It can actually create patterns that resembles make up instead of just splattering paint. That's actually impressive!

[@Alfred_Benson]

Was half-expecting the punchline to the "Everything's okay" alarm joke to be it suddenly turning off much to the relief of everyone, followed by the slow realization that the kitchen's on fire

[@firepuppies4086]

"THIS GOES OFF EVERY 3 SECONDS UNTIL EVERYTHING ISN'T OK" 2020: silence

[@amberparry3370]

Lol

[@sir7689]

1776: silence

[@LOVE-iv2pw]

probably why it broke tbh

[@finaltheorygames1781]

Yeah where is the "everything is okay" alarm when we need it.

[@NiggasInANutshell]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pmLZnXeVqZusZ7Og

[@Tylerpierre99]

1:32 Maggies little face is hilarious

[@NiggasInANutshell]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pmLZnXeVqZusZ7Og

[@izzymurati1987]

It is 1:34 get it right will you

[@The-Gamist]

@@izzymurati1987 OK mr mean

[@spookyslut77]

Never even noticed this

[@JihadGuy]

@@The-Gamist ok Mr boomer

[@theminesweeper1]

I was thinking about a toilet bed as an idea. I didn't know a similar product was on this show lol

[@SpeedyEric1]

When Homer brought up the reclining toilet, I'm instantly reminded of the one in The Man's Bathroom from Home Improvement.

[@NCF8710]

Yes, the La-Z-Bowl reclining toilet. Courtesy of Tim (the toolman) Taylor

[@jonmanriquez310]

1:54 “women will like what I tell them to like” I can’t 🤣☠️

[@thegorillasnake]

"Women will like what I tell them to like!" Modern advertising in a nutshell.

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

It's a reference to the line in Citizen Kane "People will think what I tell them to think."

[@JordanWheeler1999]

@@Shanethefilmmaker lol ok

[@hirshja]

The thing is, the line isn’t really wrong. Someone who is good at marketing can make it way easier to get people to like what they tell the people to like. Take the iPhone, it’s an inferior product in almost every way to android phones, and yet they remain just as popular, largely because of marketing.

[@IffyJottere]

@@hirshja Ahh, yes, the iPhone. "Now you can do exactly what everyone else can do on their phones, at only 3X the cost!"

[@trickzclipz5910]

@@IffyJottere "but what's the take??, you can only do what we allow you to do!. Life has too many choices so we cut some of them out for you."

[@SpectreSkirt]

if it was stable, an electric hammer would be a pretty neat novelty item. sure, it wouldn't be that useful, but it'd be a cool thing to receive just as a collectable

[@russbus3930]

Marge nonchalantly moving the shotgun out of the way is beautiful.

[@marco_marks]

The everything's okay alarm is actually incredibly impressive because that basically takes a computer or artificial intelligence that can understand what it means to be okay. Homer literally made artificial intelligence that is better than anything we have ever made so far. And in like a week.

[@coolmanhunter8671]

Nerd... Also cool.

[@carmadme]

I'm not entirely sure AI was really a thing in 1995

[@JaKack]

@@carmadme Hmmm another Simpsons prediction 👀

[@DARK_AMBIGUOUS]

I think it’s just a smoke detector that sounds when there is no fire. Or it probably only can detect a few different things

[@ConwayFreelanceDetective]

@@carmadme Like, in real life? Yeah. In fiction? It's been a thing for decades.

[@TomboTime]

you know, Homer's Makeup gun is actually a lot more accurate about makeup placement then you would think.

[@KnightRanger38]

Do a search for a video with the keywords "Mythbusters paintball Mona Lisa".

[@CriminalGamingHimself]

It got the eyeliner near the eyes and the lipstick to the lips without actually being tested on Marge's face, for goodness' sake... That's some seriously well done handiwork.

[@leroyjenkins4811]

I’m surprised Homer can do complex math!

[@audio_boys]

This is the exact moment that Homie became Homesenberg

[@iyerviking]

For the woman who only has four fifths of a second to get ready... hahahahahaha

[@robinhyperlord9053]

No.

[@mynameismmandimheretosay7979]

I’m a woman but I don’t put on makeup so I still don’t relate sorry

[@KakashiKyle9]

@@robinhyperlord9053 No.

[@crazyfulla]

@David Kinney with a classy name like that its obvious he has no respect for ladies.

[@meleeludens]

@Daddy Anal my ass the fuck mate

[@user-mn3ez2kl3v]

1990s - The brief time when the Simpsons had an incredible team of writers.

[@rattis]

Yeah, but things had already started to go downhill during the time this episode came out.

[@alexl.4362]

​@@rattis True

[@micjimster4845]

Didn't this episode come out in the early 2000s?

[@alexl.4362]

@@micjimster4845 yeah

[@ItsHailee7]

@@micjimster4845 No. This episode is from season 10 which aired at the end of 1998. The series only just started to decline by that point. Classic moments were still evident during seasons 10-12 albeit less. At least, its nowhere near as bad as the HD era.

[@cristiannicolas5349]

*I am guessing this is going to be one of those videos where it's in everyone's recommendations for no reason*

[@blainebarnett8449]

Electric hammer could've worked with less power. The everythings ok alarm had me rolling

[@MrViral20]

1:38 that line was just....pure.....genius

[@F.RO.H]

Everyone gangsta till the everything's ok alarm stops beeping

[@Ronald-ks2iy]

“Women will like what I tell them to like!” 🤣

[@alexaliennerd3990]

The Everything's Okay alarm would see good use now considering there always seems to be something catastrophic going on.