Homestar Runner Email 2000

[@dandy269]

Ever since this email I've called them "cow clips"

[@yoyhue1678]

same

[@CyricZ]

Not only have I also done this I FORGOT THAT THIS WAS THE ORIGIN.

[@spinalthepirate7207]

Im going to start that now

[@maddy9362]

Mooo..

[@pikminfan6778]

What are binder clips?

[@ValerWave]

"Thanks Shadow Self, We'll battle later." I can't believe Homestar Runner is going to get a persona.

[@Ristarite]

Always thought of it as a Stand.

[@purplepotatochipPPC]

Love your Persona reference! However in the secret clickable, it's more of a Link v. Shadow Link battle

[@RogerTheil]

Pretty sure it was a Jungian reference... But who knows sometimes.

[@TARINunit9]

In the original toon, Shadow Self's stage was actually a Mortal Kombat zone

[@emilymcglynn]

"It can take a man's shoes five to several years to finally get that sought after walking around with someone else's slightly larger foot pelts (?) on your feet feeling." Everything about this one makes me think of my husband and how dumb all his clothes and shoes are.

[@MegaMato]

A thinking type, eh?

[@Andrewnuva199]

I don't care how many point and click adventure games Strong Bad has, the world needs more HREmails.

[@rgijaba5967]

Yeah, they only made, what, three of these? I hoped for a few months' worth at least.

[@brainflash1]

I wanna see all the sbemails homestar was in from the HRemails point of view.

[@Twerpjuice]

“Thanks, shadow-self. We’ll do battle later.”

[@NerdTronX]

'This is your problem right here, "MY GIRLFRIEND THINKS" ' I LOL'D

[@khodibritton8368]

hahahahahaahhaha misogyny so funny

[@sirsnausages2164]

@@khodibritton8368 12 years ago

[@circleinforthecube5170]

@@khodibritton8368 this video is 23 years old

[@MadHatter42]

I knew, as SOON as I saw this HRemail, that I would forever call those things cow clips!

[@jekblom123]

God I love Homestar runner. Homestar, wherever you are, if you're reading this, I love you man.

[@DrSauce]

"Now you see those threw little words? "My girlfriend thinks." That's your problem right there!" 🤣 👌

[@joshuascholar3220]

Those "TWO" little words!

[@ChickenRusch]

I am now calling those cow clips.

[@RoninCatholic]

"And now you will toil away in my toilet mines, while I get all the kickback!" This is why Homestar is such an amusing idiot character - toiling in the toilet mines is a combination of childish bathroom humor and somewhat clever wordplay, and then he uses a business term on top of it. Also he's showing Marzipan his third leg when she gasps.

[@negascoot23]

Nathan Is a Mouse You're coming terrifyingly close to slashfic territory there...🤢

[@somebonehead]

I love love love the poetic idiot archetype. I need a conversation between Homestar Runner and Meatwad.

[@St4r_Z0mb13]

@@somebonehead H* R x ATHF ? Noice

[@pikminfan6778]

I didn't know what binder clips are back then, but I'm gonna start calling cow clips now!

[@kefkaZZZ]

1:40 (ish) "Lost in a Chanted Forest." I know he means Enchanted (maybe) but a Chanted Forest full of Acolytes chanting sounds incredible!

[@Uhbliviun]

Never knew what those clips were called. Have called them "cow clips" ever since.

[@zeitgeistindustries1792]

Same

[@Waffletigercat]

If you're curious, they're actually called "binder clips". But yeah, I call them "cow clips" now too.

[@necronomitom]

72,000 views, 8 comments. HR fans surely are a strange beast

[@SpaceCore2053]

And only a couple hundred likes

[@RabXML]

"Thanks, Shadow Sewf. We'll do battew latew."

[@Dipstikk]

This is the second email they've gotten from Corvallis. I remember because I was IN Corvallis visiting family when the first one aired. Many props on the avatar, btw. :3

[@lskulski]

from now on they shall be known as cow clips. THE GREAT COMPUTER HAS SPOKEN!!!!

[@DRKLCNS1]

pro tip: dont date your graduate assistant

[@VideosByCal]

Also pro-tip: don't be a giant disembodied head.

[@beangrff]

He looked like Jeremy Clarkson.

[@Evil_Angel_520]

1:26-1:33 Omg homestar is just so adorable 😂

[@Wuss2ns]

I like when they do battle later.

[@emulsion_]

NOW I KNOW WHY I CALL THEM COW CLIPS. CORE MEMORY UNLOCKED

[@Sookaretto]

2:39 HE GOT THE DRIP

[@MicahSmart]

i love that this is the only comment on a video from 2009

[@Sookaretto]

@@MicahSmart I mean.... I had to say it

[@realDannyBoi111]

KINDA DRIPPY THO 😳😳😳😬😬😬😬😬

[@i__cookierun157]

D R I P 😂

[@xenobestx8423]

🥶 🥶 🥶 DRIIIIIIIIP

[@Growlzagra]

Technical foul! On Stockton! First down! :D

[@CoriantonHalladay]

Yes! And now you will toil away in my toil-et mines, while I get all the kickbacks!

[@Super-AntOreo]

I don't know what's funnier, the fact that Homestar made three seasons out of his puppet show, or the fact that Marzipan got into it. Either way, that scene is hillarious!

[@Roll-Penut]

THIS IS WHERE I GOT COW CLIPS FROM!

[@xenobestx8423]

The fact that these comments are recent...

[@fallout3fan623]

man, these sorta jumped the shark after hremail 1560.

[@GregAckerson]

"Binder clips".

[@dumpy_frog]

Greg Ackerson C O W C L I P S

[@RubberDuckies121]

Marzipan and Homestar should've been the babies!!!

[@comradeleah6924]

this only begs the question what is under homestars shoes

[@AwesomeYena]

He just has soles glued to his feet remember

[@RandomPamtriFella]

Or what his feet LOOK like. Biggest mystery like with Yoshi.

[@yehat17]

Wow. These are my shoes.

[@LEON13858]

see theese 3 little words right there. "my girlfriend thinks" thats your problem right there. i love the part were he stands with the clips and goes "MOO MOO ..moo"

[@nahnah390]

wiat did homestar just lift four things at seperate times?

[@patricktaylor488]

Yes, and he wears long pants, he's a long pants man

[@xanderw7930]

Dear homestar, Do your shoes come in size 13 because the shoes are swag your bro xander, us

[@ZeroCrystal]

I am conflicted. Should I go 0/10 for no Strong Bad, or 10/10 because funny... Hmmm...

[@cardgagefan73]

ily Homestar Runner

[@mnvlessecondchannel]

1:37 HELL NO I WAS EATING-

[@gpoop23]

Wait, Homestar wears shoes?

[@WaywardSpirited]

I live 10 miles from Corvallis! Respect = newfound

[@jaketucker2559]

All because of that puppet show, now I want to make a KZbin show using recycled shoes turned into hand puppets, I’ll call it the bootleggers

[@dorourke105]

Soooooo what does marzipan see in him?

[@evrbody]

He's a terrific athlete.

[@negascoot23]

Have you seen the other men on the show?😉

[@zyxwut321]

He's a good natured happy go lucky big athletic jock. Those kind of guys do very well (early in life).

[@HomegirlMontoyaDPS]

Why is the audio out of sync?

[@jxffxry]

how does he have three carcers and only 2 legs

[@jxffxry]

@pancakitty i mean 3 characters sorry

[@DoctorWu23]

COME ON STOCKTON

[@gamerguyz347]

0:35 Homestar, what's the matter? You look sad today! 😞

[@joshuafoote5144]

How ironic, my name is Josh...

[@VertPlaysGames]

Joshua Foote Not ironic.

[@VertPlaysGames]

I want that mug

[@snufleufugus]

WHAT THE HELL? I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS ONE EITHER

[@Aristocles22]

"My girlfriend thinks." That's probably caused a lot of problems over the years, including the wild accusations of sexism over a simple joke.

[@acousvnt]

Homestar disrespecting Marzipan (somewhat cluelessly) is just an ongoing gag. If anyone models their own personality after H*R characters then they probably shouldn't be consuming any media at all.

[@aarronwootton]

Dude I live in Corvallis

[@DomerLunario]

There is HomestarRunner dot com was activated on December 6 1999 11:46PM (23:46:10)

[@thegardenofeatin5965]

I call those cow clips. No one gets it.

[@pgj1997]

"Moo! Mooooo!"

[@JaiHeart]

u mean hremail 200

[@totofan4ever]

moooo

[@Abelhawk]

I'm not a fan of these hremails. They just don't seem to fit Homestar's character. But even I gotta admit that "cow clip" part had me laughing out loud.

[@dumpy_frog]

How does “making a foot pelt puppet show” not precisely line up with homestar runner

[@Waffletigercat]

How do these not fit Homestar's character?

[@Abelhawk]

It's mainly just how sharp he is. He's too smart and focused.

[@dumpy_frog]

@@Abelhawk homestars been focused before. Just ask Kevin grumbles

[@curtis_haring]

Pfft, Stockton never got technicals...advice = 3/10

[@fredriksvard2603]

My gowfwon thinks

[@MortonGoldthwait]

iiiiiiiiiiiiiii keeeeeeeeeeeeeep giving bad people good ideas I keep giving bad people good ideas I keep giving bad people good ideas I keep giving bad people good ideas...

[@lydiajulianprower8356]

Can you please not say 'rank'?

[@WaywardSpirited]

Oh then? Do you remember which one it was offhand? Heh, thanks. Genderqueer pride!

[@hickorymccay2994]

The Wayward Soul ...What?

[@mccad00]

0/10 not strongbad

[@RandomPamtriFella]

Eh. Even he deserves a break.

[@mccad00]

@@RandomPamtriFella 9 years ago

[@RandomPamtriFella]

@@mccad00 Yup. Hope these past years have been treating you well.