Homestuck at the Beach/Gamzee Goes Swimming

[@claireandstuff6701]

It's like watching a drunk baby giraffe learn to swim

[@pastelsparadox]

Omg you're right lmao

[@blueberrythesansationalsan3891]

True

[@totallynotpoisonedsoup8680]

it's adorable 😂

[@krystinaparham1832]

Claire and Stuff yesssssss that is it

[@clamurine]

Claire and Stuff lmao

[@AloisTrancy]

lol, "The faygo is in the sand, the sand is not in the Faygo."

[@roomtemperaturemisc8210]

Seems legit.

[@gamzeemakara9759]

Sierra Santschi k

[@gamzeemakara9759]

Sierra Santschi honk

[@giffanythehuman6561]

hey Gamzee guess what

[@Shrimpickle]

gamzee-2015

[@karkatvantas734]

There's a yellow flag *zooms in* that means somebody peed in the water.

[@miyukakiller]

XDDDD

[@kfc28371ify]

KARKAT VANTAS 5:32 Rose is just cracking up! XD

[@Colin_Yote]

*When ocean conditions are rough, but not life-threatening*

[@lemonwhore7503]

_"The yellow flag, right there, it means somebody peed"_

[@silenceellis8986]

I wonder how much effort the cosplayer that was Gamzee had to use to stay in character.

[@steinwaymagnolia]

Destiny Ellis Ryhme is a good actress.

[@MichiganiaWolverines]

"The Faygo is on the sand, the sand is not on the Faygo" 😂

[@abremacabre8868]

Ikonic Bangtan XD

[@theforeveralonehomestuckfa6580]

actually its BOTH

[@jazlynholland2981]

All I could think while gamzee was drowning was, "OH CUPCAKE! ERIDANS GOT HIM! QUICK GO GET HIM OR ERIDAN WILL!"

[@thefall3n4nge1]

Cathrine is Carcat Sarah is Jade Charity is Roeis Hunter is Dave Jaz is Gamzee

[@thefall3n4nge1]

Also Tess could be Jade

[@rebeckahhammond1383]

Ikr! I literally yelled out "ERIDAN HAS GAMZEE!! NOOOOOO!" And my family was looking at me like I was Cray or somefin ( heh... Feferi jokes). I was laughing hysterically! XD

[@miyukakiller]

Rebeckah Hammond xD omg im glad im not the only one whos parents look at me like im cray! Their like "da fuck you laughin at" and i just keep laughing xD

[@rebeckahhammond1383]

Kaylee Leon​XD I feel u. I wish homestuck characters were real...

[@sadiefrye995]

when you're a homestuck fan and a cop also: Sir, I'm going to need you to discard that bucket. This is public indecency. Sir. Sir there are CHILDREN present. SIR!

[@milesboop]

-I'm sorry ladies you cannot go touch that bucket. -I'M NOT A LADY **runs to the bucket**

[@notabear287]

I gotta say it takes either bravery or absolutely not giving a shit to be Gamzee and be him like that. Considering they put effort into making that costume and were willing to completely goof off, I give credit to them. I love every bit of this!

[@deanwindham6807]

karkat was on the beach because hes a crab , im sorry im so so sorry XD

[@taniahonda6060]

xP Gamzee: The Faygo is in the sand. But the sand is not in the Faygo. True words of wisdom Gamzee.

[@delilahyorkie]

"IM WET" "SO AM I" //dying of laughter in the background// am I the only one who thought of dirty things?

[@partcheetahyouknow]

Nope XD

[@lolyknow5443]

That was probably supposed to sound wrong XD

[@wildfire317]

No you are not

[@DORSIARESERVATION]

youre not the only one

[@yaku8013]

no

[@hunterfunnyguy]

"There's a seagull... oh mah gowsh..." saaame

[@WithASideOfTibbs]

You bettah zip up those TROUSERS, son.

[@kfc28371ify]

GatorGamer There's no ZIPPAR!

[@marsbotz]

"that, jade, is called an abomination"

[@kfc28371ify]

marsbot 2:09 a very frustrated Jade XD

[@NaifuWereWaifu]

Most in character Gamzee I've ever seen!

[@TheAnimeLpsgirl400]

And, the award for best Gamzee goes to... You!

[@leathal_girl7124]

I've always wanted to have friends like that and cosplay as hetalia, UnderTale, and Homestuck

[@maxmoonchild9632]

Me too. My gf and I could be karkat and Dave, based on height, hair color, and personality. I'd be Karkat, my hairs nearly black enough. My gf is SOOOOOO blonde. She matches Dave perfectly. And has an older sister who looks like her with very slightly darker hair, she could be Dirk.

[@leathal_girl7124]

Wow 😂

[@hannahwynne8519]

leathal girl I would cosplay Homestuck Undertale and FNAF

[@felianavargas4830]

**spits out drink** h hetalia....finally someone understands me

[@TurtleInATopHat]

I would cosplaying undertale homestuck and doki doki literature club

[@bheetroot]

Does anyone else love how gamzee's voice sounds when he says karkat?

[@NhiNguyen.inactive]

Yes! I thought I was the ONLY one who liked how Gamzee says Karkat! Thank heavens I'm not! :3

[@bheetroot]

sweet!

[@NhiNguyen.inactive]

cupcake ninja yup!

[@xXxfartnado420xXx]

I hope you remember this and feel humiliated

[@XxBirdyKunxX]

What type of makeup was gam wearing? That stuff was a miracle in itself :0)

[@clarastrand6789]

''Ladies and gentlemen, do not touch that bucket''

[@Jane-gg2sx]

"what the muffin is he writing?" -Dave 2k12

[@slushiethehamster2519]

Derpy: muffins?!?!?!

[@xXCookieRainbowXx]

"WhAt ArE yOu LoOkInG fOr? ArE yOu LoOkInG fOr TrUe LoOvE?" XD

[@stacydrew5544]

No

[@miyukakiller]

"Sittin on the beach, karkat karkat watcha doin" xD i just love the way gamzee says karkats name

[@ryanv3811]

I highly doubt I'll get a response but whAT WIG DOES GAMZEE HAVE HERE BECAUSE I HAVE A STRONG NEED

[@RhymeLawliet]

+Peridot ThInK aGaIn, GaMzEe DeLiVeRiNg SwEeT aNsWeRs To A bRoThEr Or SiStEr In NeEd :0) The wig is from Arda Wigs, called "Hansel" in Black.

[@kanayamaryam8106]

XD

[@furrygirlawesomefox3735]

tem need muns for coleg

[@haleymarie1174]

"AND TOOK ME BACK TO A WEDDING THAT WAS NOT AN ARRANGED MARRAIGE" HOLY SHIT IM DYING RHYME THAT WAS PERFECT

[@slushiethehamster2519]

Haley Marie omg gamzee just rapped without trying LETS MAKE MORE OF IT :O)

[@bannnz]

"Can I go deeper Karkat?"

[@stepdading]

Omfg

[@pastelsparadox]

Me: yesplz Kankri: (whistling)

[@nancymontenegro26]

im crying XD

[@greyforrest8986]

oHokOKOKOKHHHHH

[@Smolclowngames]

Tbh that sounds wrong

[@99demonwolf]

If Gamzee ever vlogged... Well this is it

[@fruitloot3814]

"what are those too idiots doing" Gamzee:"I'm wet in the water" "I'm wet too" Lol that scene made me laugh so much 😂

[@natalielouise7881]

*talking about the water* "Rose , you're a good girl so don't put it in your mouth"

[@madisonbowen9241]

He's got backstroke for days.

[@dracodormiens1557]

Omf *dying*

[@karkatvantas9561]

Omg

[@blackberryflame57]

I'm dead

[@dannyvader8458]

my friend doesnt even read homestuck and this is her favorite video

[@deathofdubstep4235]

Omfg your profile pic!!!! Not lil' Cal!!!!! Nuuuuuu '^'

[@MyNeonTiger13]

I don't even read homestuck and i've been watching homestuck videos since sometime yesterday. (it's 3:38am...)

[@miyukakiller]

I WANNA MARRY THAT ADORABLE FRICKING GAMZEE AHHHH *fangirls flailing arms everywhere* HES ADORABLE!!!!

[@jess6635]

...The person who plays as gamzee is a female :P

[@miyukakiller]

Ben Drowned xD ohh welp she did a really good job!!! She played him off well and I sware im not gay xDD

[@uwumachine3450]

>~

[@uwumachine3450]

@Ben Drowned, let her dreeeeaaam.

[@miyukakiller]

Brielle Clark X3 thanks Brielle

[@selenahubbard7327]

(( My first Homestuck video ever. this is what got me into homestuck.

[@bheetroot]

((not this video exactly but another one of their other videos got me too))

[@vriskaserket3747]

((same here :D))

[@prsa7766]

[Sameee]

[@emilyboedeker1816]

*touches the bucket* The guy playing Gamzee is how I would imagine him to talk............ Except a little more adult I guess.....

[@ICantThinkOfANameSVT]

sorry to tell ya but that guy is actually a girl.There all girls.

[@emilyboedeker1816]

Oh..... Welp, still my headcanon voice for Gamz.

[@ICantThinkOfANameSVT]

hahaha mine too. and i made the same mistake too

[@mags6784]

Oh my god after watching this now I go to school occasionally saying "The Faygo's on the sand, the sand is not in the Faygo"

[@D3LUSIONALD4RCY]

this video really makes me wish i was older so i could've had a friend group like this who also liked homestuck. now the fandom is dead for the most part unfortunately.

[@utanoprincesamalover]

"Then what cupcake are these two losers doing?" LMFAO

[@Squeakwee]

The faygo is in the sand The sand is not in the faygo -Gamzee

[@katietehkool5679]

Whoever has so much Faygo they can carelessly spit some of it out of their mouth on sand must be a god.

[@spicytamale5757]

"Karkat! Watch! I gotta stick!!" Seriously?! 😆😂

[@freddy4584]

"The Faygo's on the sand, the sand is not on the Faygo." Seems legit XD

[@delilahyorkie]

"Are you taking a pee in this water sir?" I'm dying right now I need an ambulance 😂

[@leotozzi201]

i wonder if you guys are still friend, this video bring me nostalgia...you seems so happy together

[@tinyfang6439]

Where's my 2016 Homestuck fans ;-;

[@TheaNicole]

+Tiny Fang Right here my homie

[@tinyfang6439]

+Morishige Ryan Fire yay! :3

[@animetin340]

+Tiny Fang Right here! ;u;

[@tinyfang6439]

+Anime Tin ;o;

[@animetin340]

+Tiny Fang ;u; Yes.

[@musicaltunes24aj8]

"what the cupcake?" "DROWN HIM!!" My two favorite lines

[@majesticpasta8708]

My 2 favorite lines are 'drown him' and 'it means somebody peed'

[@Kaiser721]

NO LANDWWELLER CAN SWWIM IN MY WWATER

[@marsbarscassidy6428]

kill Dave, if anyone. he sat on the BUCKET (it's not a bucket) And maybe kill Jade. HoNk :o)

[@antcolony3254]

Eridan 2000 SHUDDUP

[@theamazingsnake5386]

FIGHT ME ERIDAN! *Jumps into the water wearing a silicone mermaid tail*

[@guessmyname1246]

;________;

[@Jecka.Latuna]

You don't own the entire ocean >:)

[@rebeckahhammond1383]

Lets hope Gamzee's make up is water proof. I don't really think he should have gone swimming... HE GON GIT YELLED AT BY HIS LUSUS!!! Noooo! *snatches Gamzee and runs* I WONT LET YOUR LUSUS YELL AT YOU!! UR TOO ADORABLE!!! AND... clowny... And... I like clowns!

[@rebeckahhammond1383]

....No. Ur lusus is gon kill you if you go in dere. T.T (lol srry i was so late)

[@rebeckahhammond1383]

crystal clods

[@crow2250]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! GAMZEE IS MINE!!!!

[@gonfreeces4520]

U said meh name

[@hannahmagers]

Omg best gamzee cosplay and voice ahh love it!

[@ShadowStorm172]

"No No DaVe YoU wIlL dI-- oKaY yOu CaN dRiNk It... BuT rOsE" my favorite part. lol

[@zenunim]

"Are you looking for true love" XD

[@libra7635]

"The Faygo is on the sand, the sand is not on the Faygo" "Karkat what you looking for? Are you looking for true love?" "There is a yellow flag that means someone peed" "Ladies you cannot touch that bucket" "I'm not a lady" How is his makeup still fine...

[@analogVulpine]

What an incredible artifact to uncover

[@violatyrant]

Gamzee the lake police 😂

[@jester9342]

this is the first homestuck video ive ever seen. now im up to the last update. IVE COME SO FAR

[@graciebelle0314]

It's like the mermaids in the bottom of the ocean swelled up the water all up into the sky and the seahorses and they crashed onto the shore and they swept me into their loving arms and took me back for a wedding that was not an arranged marriage.

[@aliaahxx2869]

i miss these times, were you could be you and have fun, it was so nice i wanna cry

[@jennahaille3837]

Mermaids? Do you mean Eridan? xD

[@joannmercer6809]

"I've never been swimmin' before cockat. It's so big"

[@LQXXUMUSIC]

I dream of having a group of friends who know homestuck :( some of my friends know this fandom, but I would like to have such a group and go out cosplaying...i love this fandom

[@WillowBernabeTheAwkwardTurtle]

Wwait, wwhy is strider drinking faygo instead of apple juice?

[@assmanbuttbag2961]

He ran out of apple juice...he went on a rampage!

[@emmam-g8598]

so Gamzee wwont kill him obvviously

[@fruityeel]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY

[@cherry_ice_fangirl8369]

"The faygo is on the sand, the sand is not on the faygo." That will be my senior quote

[@krysrhymeswithrice0912]

lol ur so lucky u have good friends that are also avid homestuck fans and actually cosplay/roleplay with u XD

[@benji2058]

"IM WET!" ... "SO AM I"

[@LPSlover945]

"You better zip up those trousers, son"

[@sartorially]

This is possibly the purest Gamzee anyone can channel. This is what all Gamzee cosplayer strive for.

[@kikikanzaki1539]

"AH'M LEARNIN MAH DOGGY PADDLE" XDD

[@uwumachine3450]

YOUR PIC IS SO CUTE!!

[@kikikanzaki1539]

Thanks X3

[@miyukakiller]

Brielle Clark does anyone knlw how to set a profile pic? XD

[@kikikanzaki1539]

Kaylee Leon You go to the top right corner where there's the bell and your [not]pic, and click on the picture, then after the dropdown thingy appears, your blue picture will be there and under it it will say "change" click change and then set a picture by dragging it there or choosing one from your downloads.

[@miyukakiller]

Katie Kitty thank youuu!

[@ROSSISSOSKRUNKLY]

The dream to be a teenager in the 2010s

[@Silly-billy-bug]

real

[@ScratchedPawAJ]

If I literally saw this irl you'd all be dead from my hugs.

[@crayoncrumbss]

"you better zip up your trousers" XD words of wisdom from gamzee

[@solluxcaptor7823]

Oh ye2

[@jerilynharrison6847]

"The faygo's on the sand, the sand is not on the faygo." Yea Karkat! JEEES!

[@thenukethatblewupblackmesa7053]

If there was a documentary about the beach with gamzee as the narrator i would definitely watch it

[@tomatojuice2172]

NOO GAMZEE UR JAMMIES I died when he got in the water 😂

[@carriewhitney4911]

I have been quoting this video for the past 5 years thank you for my life

[@solluxcaptor7323]

for 2ome rea2on thii2 ii2 really entertaiiniing

[@bonniejustme3373]

Sollux Captor 2ollux!!!!

[@clpitts1999]

*Gam gets in the water* Gamzee youre gonna messup your makeup!!! Stahp!!! *Gam comes back and the makeup is perfectly fine* O mai jegus your makeup is a fruking miracle

[@kaz8365]

Gamzee: "The Faygo is on the sand, the sand is not on the Faygo." Me: *chokes on water*

[@sp1d3ycide]

"YAY! I'm GoInG sWiMmIn'!!! **faint honks**" ".....**distressed honking** **drowning**" ~Timeskip to when Gamzee is out of the water~ "I hAtE sWiMmIn'.... NeVeR dOiNg ThAt AgAiN.................. I'm gOnNa SwIm SoMe MoRe! :o)" And this folks, Is why I love being a Capricorn.

[@secretary_ian]

Tsun and Kuu :3 same

[@gabbydietz3226]

Best Karkat ever!!!!

[@textemperor8963]

Watching this never gets old xD

[@tomatojuice2172]

Sea goat dad Let your son be free

[@aaronfangheart]

I haven't seen this in eight years I was in middle school when I found it I think still love it

[@starpumpkinxo]

Gamzee: "I got a stick Karkat!" KarKat: *grabs stick and throws it* Gamzee: Yea! *grabs stick* I-I got it for you Karkat! *looks at Karkat* Gamzee: What's ya looking for? Are you looking for true loovve? ------ Gamzee: *says to Dave* We Can't Afford Another Flag! Dave: You sound like Old Greg... Gamzee: *things I forgot lol and leaves* That was my uncle's name... XD my two favorite parts! XXDDD

[@CapriciousMoral]

Damn it's been 10 years already, this is the 2012 homestuck in a video

[@macattack9403]

"Drown him!" XD " I'm wet!!"

[@som9767]

Gamzee looks happy. Still wondering how his makeup stayed on... Waterproof maybe?

[@virginiaking853]

What Faygo is Gamzee drinking in this video. I HAVE TO TRY IT!!!!!!!!

[@smengus]

I remember when I first watched this and I had no idea what homestuck was. This video got me into homestuck so... I came back and watched it again and now I get everything... Thanks rhyme for getting me into homestuck. I wouldn't be on act 5 act 2 right now if it weren't for you :)

[@taylorstrider9151]

"are you taking a pee in the water sir"

[@Greenfinch.linnetbird]

Imagine watching this 8 years in the future because you want to go back to 2013... pshhh... couldn’t be me

[@midnightflower61]

I swear that was the most adorable thing I've ever seen, sweet Jegus I love Gamzee

[@an_entity7]

The part with Eridan's trap was my favorite oml xD

[@lialacharuno3079]

Dave: isn't somebody ganna say I'm a hero Jade: does something Dave: aww thank you jade Me: whimpering for some unknown reason

[@xsannylopezx]

Can I just say, this is the best Homestuck cosplay I have ever seen. You guys are so in charaecter. This has inspired me to cosplay Homestuck. So I must say, thank you!

[@jaimemonteleone4310]

I see you’re trying to ignore that Gamzee killed a lot of people, and I just want to tell you something. Me too. I will always love him.

[@imtiredofmycontinuedexiste6324]

“Are you takin a pee in these waters sir? Zip up thos trousers, sir” killed me

[@heysheepdog]

When Gamzee said "I like your bathing suit" I heard " i like to bath in soup"

[@absolithink1117]

THANK YOU TO WHOEVER MADE THE FUCKING OPPAN GAMZEE STYLE GIF ON TENOR. I FOUND THE GIF ON DISCORD AND HAVE BEEN ENAMORED WITH IT EVER SINCE