Honest Trailers Commentary | Batman Returns

The writers of Honest Trailers review Batman Returns, talk Tim Burton, watch their latest vid and answer your comments! - it’s Honest Trailers Commentary for Batman Returns
Honest Trailers Commentary | Batman Returns
Hosted by Spencer Gilbert
Featuring Dan Murrell, Joe Starr, & Danielle Radford
Produced by Ryan O’Toole
Tech Director: Josh “JTE” Tapia
Assistant Editor: Emin Bassavand

[@princeapoopoo5787]

I almost picked up my cat to see how many nipples he has. Sometimes I hate myself.

[@josephfisher426]

I have a carbon-black cat whose nipples stand out b/c he has light skin. It's six or eight. But maybe the maximum number wouldn't develop on a male?

[@dellytancyl524]

LOL! man I totally dodged that temptation.

[@princeapoopoo5787]

CAPTAIN BALDERDASH And I love YOU, random citizen!

[@ieatgremlins]

I picked up my cat to check, he seemed confused lol

[@princeapoopoo5787]

Carla MSM our poor cats ruined by screen junkies. 😂

[@PoojaPatel-mj7pz]

Everyone's talking about the Pee Wee joke but the ICE man joke... That was ruthless

[@grahamcann1761]

My favorite "Penguin" moment comes from Burgess Meredith in 1980. In 80 he hosted, with Priscilla Presley and Jim Stafford, a show called "Those Amazing Animals" in which they'd feature stories about animals. In one episode they featured a large number of penguins and at the end of the segment Burgess Meredith adopted his Penguin voice from his time in the 60's Batman show, and told the penguins to follow and he'd show them how to walk like the penguins do, and then turned his back to camera and waddled away... the penguins seemed to look at each other, and then followed en mass. And it just looked so much like how Burgess was walking it has long stuck in my head, almost forty years later. As always, thank you so very much all for your wonderful video.

[@ZipplyZane]

If you or anyone reading this ever finds a clip of this, please reply with it. It sounds amazing.

[@AloisWeimar]

I’d watch Keeping Up with the Cardassians.

[@princeapoopoo5787]

AloisWeimar I would absolutely throw money at Star Trek if it gives me that.

[@cea6770]

Gul Dukat's storyline in DS9, from the perspective of Gul Dukat, was probably like a reality show.

[@chrishurst7541]

“You like totally committed genocide on that planet...you knew I wanted to do it there first!!” “What!? No way, get out of my face before I use my disruptor on you!” “Mom!! Damar just said he was going to use his disruptor on me”

[@jbearclowater]

If we can get a spin off series about Picard, we can definitely get a reality style series about a group of Cardassians.

[@RonnieBarzel]

As long as one of them is Garak.

[@tarheelpiper]

In memory of Rutger Hauer, please say: "All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain."

[@milly0284]

literally watched that movie last night... insane

[@cybersquire]

"... Time to die.." 😥 😥

[@tarheelpiper]

There was a version of the speech in the script but apparently Rutger wrote this line himself the night before filming.

[@shannonjackson9778]

Spencer was in excellent form on this one "not for Daniel" and "sometimes you gotta kill your babies" got me good. I think commentaries is my favourite content from yall.

[@leademi1387]

I thought watching Dan break was always pretty epic since they don’t happen that often but I think Spencer making Dan, Joe, and Danielle all loose it at once takes the cake! Never change Spencer.

[@darthsader7089]

Tim Burton had a balance between Light hearted weirdness and Darkly Morbid weirdness.

[@oldDNU]

Darth Sader at his best, he always did. Even Sleepy Hollow had its moments of campy humor.

[@ricardotejeda6530]

I'm gonna say Spencer wrote the Pee-Wee joke...just a hunch.

[@Fawkes2574]

I lost it at "Sometimes you gotta kill your babies!" Not just cause of the line, but the reactions from Danielle, Dan, and Joe. Everyone just lost it!!! LMAO! 24:58 if anyone missed it.

[@elmattador8776]

I spit my drink when Spencer said, "Not for Daniel..." LOL

[@woodside4life]

#notfordaniel

[@woolybowly4205]

Some day when you feel it necessary to do another Honest Trailers on Honest Trailers, I hope there is a clip of Joe asking, "How many nipples does a cat have?"

[@mrtb7676]

Batman Forpleasure Batman & Throbbin' Batman: The Movie (1969) and of course...The Dark Knight Rises

[@machaggis7521]

@@johnpotts8308 You missed the joke completely you innocent soul

[@lakekoocanusa]

@@johnpotts8308 or "The Dick Knight Rises"

[@jasonflay8818]

Who could forget Buttman & Rubbin!

[@sneggleblech]

This is my favorite Batman movie prior to the Nolanverse. But I fully admit that it is more a Tim Burton movie than a Batman movie.

[@SithScribe21]

Dan's reaction to the abortion joke is golden

[@stagewalker]

the forbidden Pee Wee joke is BRILLIANT

[@tornadochaser2457]

The ridiculous, over the top stuff works much better in this film, compared to the sequels, as it's grounded in characters that feel real due to having relatable, human feelings motivating them. The villains in the next two films are cartoon characters (not to disparage cartoons! - I'm referring to very simple cartoon-making with little ambition, the type usually made exclusively to entertain children), with no real, palpable depth. Also, stylistically, I think the dark, gothic atmosphere is much more pleasing visually, compared to the garish bright, neon colours.

[@c.b.5535]

I think Edward scissorhands deserves its own honest trailer.

[@scms2528]

This comment section should be fun...

[@MJ-io2dt]

Jake Tibbs seems like they’re just deleting everything. I understand why, but I wish they’d show some understanding about this situation and how complex it is for fans. How and why did loving this crazy, weird, fun yt show become so draining

[@TheMightyWomabt]

I didn't know that Paul Reubins played Penguin's father in this movie. He later played Penguin's father in Gotham

[@Fawkes2574]

I know. That was freaking awesome!!!

[@HELL0NESSA]

I knew but totally forgot until I rewatched the movie recently. How awesome of Gotham to bring him back

[@redsands1001]

Didn't know for years until it was a trivia question we got wrong

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

Time is cyclical

[@rogeriu]

While Porn Parody titles are no longer punny, the Batman XXX Porn Parody is incredibly tonally faithful to Adam West Batman. Also the Spider-Man XXX Porn Parody has more canonically accurate character dynamics and backstory than most of the Spider-Man films. Yes, I actually watch porn parodies for the plot.

[@vincenthalfprice9930]

*”plot”*

[@TheLowBrassDude]

I could listen to Joe's Lot facts all day!

[@bashashapiro3296]

What do I have to do to get John Bailey onto this panel??👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@Thermalions]

Agreed, they should get him along on occasion.

[@jbearclowater]

I'm not sure if Jon Bailey is local to them, necessarily. I know he lives in Cali, but I'm not sure if it's something that he could make the time to go and film in person too often, with the travel time and his other voice work commitments. I'd love to see him do it though.

[@RaniniPastel]

I’m pretty sure in the “makings of honest trailer” video they did they said Jon Bailey actually lives in Tennessee? And isn’t local. He’s been to LA a few times I’m sure and was most recently on a movie fight about two years or so back

[@kevinw712]

I gotta think springing for a plane ticket would probably do it lol

[@mickdead]

Please say “All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain.” In memory of Rutger Hauer (R.I.P.)

[@EurekaBe]

Well NOW you HAVE to do the 60's batman movie!

[@Fawkes2574]

They will. Once Reeves ever gets the new Batman movie going.

[@chrishurst7541]

I kinda feel like the 60s movie is it’s own honest trailer though..I mean anything that has a ladder labelled the “bat ladder” or “bat anti shark repellent” has to be sending its self up...right?

[@fredrickgarrettsr2632]

@@chrishurst7541 u beat me to it 😂😂 bat shark repellent!!! Still a great batman moment on my mind!!! His belt has everthing😂😂

[@chrishurst7541]

Fredrick Garrett Sr the scene where he’s running around trying to dispose of the huge bomb gets me every time 😂

[@NarfiRef]

Michael F Or when the Joker movie comes out.

[@clarissa182]

I absolutely LOVE Batman Returns. I cannot believe Keaton was only in it for 13 or so minutes. I guess that's how amazing it was, when you don't even notice the main character isn't around much.

[@tomboz777]

You've got to get John to say: "all those moments lost...like tears in rain" next week. (RIP)

[@natchnieni0]

"omnipresent, leather-skinned tyrants bent on galactic domination."

[@MM-714m]

Sentence to add to awesome Dan’s quotes: Tim Burton didn’t ejaculate neon

[@Houldey]

R.I.P Rutger Hauer :(

[@AnimalLover101195]

I love Danielle's plaid dress!! Looks really good on her!

[@cricocadazzle4439]

Any move:*exists* Honest Trailers:It's free real estate

[@danh9790]

I love Jon’s read: “Serious Business” and the “Dad go! Save yourself”

[@ZachBobBob]

Dan lost his shit quite a lot this episode and it was great

[@keyveehill]

I love this movie. Please do Batman Beyond and Mask Of the Phantasm

[@joefrank1982]

"Sometimes you gotta kill your babies." - Spencer Gilbert 2019

[@BillH2949]

25:33 Joe's laugh is life.

[@Fawkes2574]

Batman (1989) from Burton was a good film. It was this one, Batman Returns, where the Burton/Shumacher franchise started to go down the toilet. Because it became LESS about the hero, and more about the Villains & who would play them. I remember after the first one came out, all the rumors flying around at the time on who was going to be in the sequel. That Nicholson would return to play Joker. Robin Williams would be The Riddler, Danny Devito would be Penquin, and it was either Cher or Madonna to play Catwoman. It all became less about the hero and more about the villains, and also about the soundtrack and marketing. And then Shumacher buried it in its grave from that point.

[@kluv2g1]

Ok, this is now my favorite Batman movie! The bad is just as awesome and hilarious as the good.

[@Ladykyra101]

Joe..."It's so cool, but it's so stupid." 🤣🤣🤣

[@Chasmodius]

Now I want to see a side-by-side comparison of the Batman/Spiderman alleys.

[@sammie578]

I could listen to Spencer talk for hours...he’s one of the funniest people I’ve come across!

[@JamieBensonTV]

My favorite Batman Movie toooooooo! Dear christ, Pfieffer's Catwoman is unparalleled! She is what I want to be when I grow up still!!! Thank you for giving this one its due.

[@Ladykyra101]

Oh, very good Penguin line, Daniel. Gave me chills. 👌🏾

[@namikosugans]

Sixteen seconds into this video and already I'm into the whole "Dans in Flannel" situation. This is what I call the classic lineup!

[@AnimalLover101195]

"How many nipples does a cat have?" Can you milk a cat? lmao! Why I love this show!

[@NCMonefaith]

I have nipples Greg can you milk me?

[@ashsaber1813]

I actually miss having both the trailer and commentary on the same day. The trailer is so short I like going straight into the commentary while the trailer is fresh in my mind. Guess I’ll just wait to watch both on Wednesday 😞

[@stephensommers4628]

I get why they cut it but that joke is AMAZING!!!

[@fangal12]

The joke plus Dan's reaction had tears streaming down my face

[@positronicfeed]

You were right and you were wrong. That abortion joke was hilarious. 😂😂😂

[@kadosho02]

Ironic how Paul Reubens "returns" to play Oswald's dad again in Gotham 😶

[@pigmiwarriorentertainment274]

@@kadosho02 :o Mind blown

[@J_Tevo]

It’s definitely funny. Don’t hold back on jokes like that just because of potential backlash. Most wont have an issue, as long as it’s not intentionally mean, it’s all good.

[@nadine9142]

It was!

[@1stKindChris]

First of all.... the best acted scene in any Batman movie, is when Bruce and Selina are dancing and realize each other's secret identity.... heartbreaking

[@jonathantefft2902]

Wait to do the Every Tarintino Movie Honest Trailer for his 10th movie.

[@pigmiwarriorentertainment274]

I re-watched the film right before watching the trailer & was sure you'd mention the ridiculous fireplace. I swear there's a solid chunk of tree the size of a car in there. Considering you didn't have the same high opinion of this one as Joe you all really enjoyed talking about it & quoting from it, I definitely think it's underrated. 89' is still my favorite but it's close & Catwoman in this is one of the all time best female superheroes.

[@AlastorD]

To be fair, if Batman would be real, there would be a lot of excentric millionairs that would have their own Batsignals just to pose.

[@KMC706]

18:30 Eartha Kitt is THE Catwoman. Everyone else pales in comparison.

[@michaelmcdermott5841]

Next week it's going to be Dogma - Jason Mewes' Madness in the Method comes out in the US next week and you can bet that him and Kevin Smith will cameo in the honest trailer to promote the film (and also Jay and Silent Bob Reboot coming out soon).

[@kevinw712]

oooh sweet, didn't think of that at all (in all fairness, I had zero clue Mewes had a project of his own about to release). I think I still consider Dogma to be my favorite overall Kevin Smith movie.

[@KennedyBoston]

Okay but I can lowkey imagine Dan watching a hell of a lot of Kardashians on his downtime as a guilty pleasure

[@Ladykyra101]

Gah, me too Joe. My favorite Batman movie. Michelle Pfeifer will always be Cat Woman to me. And Keaton will always be Batman. 👌🏽

[@dellytancyl524]

WOW! it's been a while since we've seen this core crew together like this.

[@jackrush8752]

If you guys do a promotion for Women in Film again or something similar, how much would one have to donate to sit in on the Honest Trailers writers' room? It seems like a hoot. Potentially a hoot and a half

[@meganhogan1892]

Please do the Batman beyond!

[@keyveehill]

Yes!!!! She gets its.

[@Fawkes2574]

They did. Weren't you paying attention in the beginning? They said that the only live action one they haven't done yet, is the Batman movie from 66 that starred Adam West, and it was essentially the characters/actors from the TV show.

[@meganhogan1892]

@@Fawkes2574 sorry for the confusion. I meant Batman beyond the cartoon. Where Bruce Wane is old and Terry is the new Batman.

[@SeleenShadowpaw]

17:40 I'd like to object, Oswald Cobblepot from 'Gotham' is actually the best penguin. Then danny de vito, though on ocassion he has to struggle with the one from arkham city for that spot.

[@BrianDemong]

The origin of the phrase "hoist by my own petard" is a bomber being killed by their own bombs. Very clever, Spencer.

[@DrManHattan3n20]

Omg.... does the WB backlot confirm a shared WB universe?!?!?!?!?!

[@ibrahimkamardeen7229]

Fandom should try doing honest trailers anime version

[@SuperShanko]

It wouldn’t work because it would be the typical “western people can’t understand the anime, oh look schoolgirl maids, booobs” jokes you see in every similar joke.

[@jonathanortega753]

I already ask on Twitter and they said only Facebook watched for limited time and I wanted more not less more give us honest anime trailers.

[@Zzzx9]

Check out Screen Junkies/Honest Trailer Facebook page. They already did One-punch man, Naruto, Tokyo Ghoul, etc.

[@jonathanortega753]

@@Zzzx9 but there's not a lot of anime trailers.

[@limberlad]

Maybe they could if it was a REALLY mainstream property, or a single feature or something. Japan also has far stricter copyright regulations, preventing KZbinrs from showing clips.

[@PhilDonaldson]

Best. Catwoman. Ever. This movie should have only been about her, IMO. Love the catty butler reference. 🤣

[@CherryVilla21]

Please do an honest trailer about the miniseries "Good Omens" from Amazon Prime Video starring Michael Sheen and David Tennant.

[@NarfiRef]

Hannah Summers It has to be available on physical media first.

[@ieatgremlins]

Is it good?

[@CherryVilla21]

@@ieatgremlins YES IT IS GOOD. Follows closely to the book though some scenes are cut and small changes were made. There's also additional content not included from the book. You'll love Michael Sheen's acting as Aziraphale and David Tennant's Crowley. Bloody amazing they are. Their chemistry with each other shows so well. Basically, a demon and angel try to stop the apocalypse that will be done by the Antichrist. It has humor and touching moments.

[@LowbrowDeluxe]

I still say this Penguin is tied with the one from Batman Adventures. fallen ex-rich socialite turned crime lord after traveling to the orient anti-Bruce Wayne was great.

[@eloramaxwell7020]

Can we get a Comic Con honest trailer?

[@Molson-xg9hs]

Now that Honest Trailer Commentaries moved to the SJ channel, you need to put love streams of the early HT discussions, because I need to see Joe ready to throw hands over Batman Returns criticism.

[@billiamafton6528]

Do an Honest Trailer on The Simpsons Movie.

[@Fureth32]

Funny video but I’m just wondering if comic con movie fights will be uploaded or not

[@gabrielmatthews8826]

Roth and Dan said it would be in Monday's SJU

[@albertnormal6834]

It's supposed to be the first of the new monthly Fight starting Aug

[@Fureth32]

Sweet. I heard it was really fun as well.

[@tannersgarden]

My favorite batman movie too!

[@bz4701]

But a kiss can be even deadlier...

[@davidmillerstavroulakis1421]

B Z If you really mean it.

[@Glightning8]

HONEST TRAILER: DOUBLE DRAGON!!!

[@outthere81]

Fun faxt!: Paul Ruebens plays Penguin's father in Batman Returns AND Gotham!

[@chrisprescher5201]

How much of his stint as the Penguin has informed details of Danny DeVito's portrayal of Frank Reynolds? Or is Frank Reynolds just the essence of Danny which informed the Penguin portrayal? Which came first in these trying times, the Penguin or Patty's Egg?

[@kristianhestas5508]

This is my favorite comic book movie of all time

[@LabradorIndependent]

What's with the dislikes on this one?

[@stryflon1433]

Please do Close Encounters of the Third Kind before the area 51 raid!

[@rachelranderson]

I desperately want next week's trailer to be All Dogs Go To Heaven, but I am such a horrible guesser... But damn if that movie wasn't trippy.

[@thisinhumanplace2037]

Kevin smiths commentary on this movie is golden

[@jbearclowater]

Nipples seem to confuse Spencer. Between saying cats "have the normal amount" (???) and that time he asked if Ducks have nipples in the Howard the Duck trailer, he seems to be a bit confused.

[@starcraftfavsongs]

*insert parental excuse*

[@ryth-matic9434]

Wow I can’t believe they’re doing the beloved 2014 summer blockbuster Heaven Is for Real: the Colton Burpo Story based on the 2010 Christian novel next week. Can’t wait!

[@lokithegodofmischief7289]

Who made the radio active cat joke😜😜!? Lmfao..... It's so funny😂😂😂..... You guys are amazing💕😍..... Wish Lon was here too....

[@greenbeancom38]

Do Coming to America

[@chrishurst7541]

Before playing chip, the guy who played chip was butterfinger in Hudson Hawk. Maybe his role as playing a snack named character got him the follow on role of chip

[@gregwodzynski941]

Gotham's penguin rules

[@java_bean]

Wait, what's Joe's favorite Twitter gif?

[@spokojnik]

"Thank you Pitof..." lol Spencer

[@sasamafrass]

Janet Jackson's If video was everything 🙌🙌🙌

[@MoramothHauntz]

Returns is a required winter watch

[@benabramowitz18]

Well, now what movie are you going to cover for the release of Joker, now that all the live-action Batman movies are done?

[@christopherscotts5797]

Maybe the animated The Killing Joke?

[@Maitch3000]

@@christopherscotts5797 They already did The Killing Joke

[@Maitch3000]

Heavenly and sent from above. I'm guessing Charlie's Angels.

[@rmsgrey]

And here I was stuck on Dogma and Michael. Of course it's going to be Charlie's Angels...

[@PolarisCastillo]

Was waiting for this since the trailer dorpped ^_^

[@AllthePrettyPurses]

erm... the "If" video was full of mimed cunalingus, so I'm guessing that's what your mom was reacting to. Man, that video was everything when it came out.

[@kanakkanakka]

love you guys

[@yonbonbonbon]

Batman Returns. Best Batman movie ❤️

[@khrashingphantom9632]

The only real difference between Batman Returns and Batman and Robin is that Batman Returns is just "meaner". That fits way better with a cynical sensibility than "zaney" madness that is Batman and Robin. Batman Returns is violent, sexual, and dark and I freaking love it! It's just gold, although Batman Forever is my favorite of this series, Batman Returns is so much fun to watch.

[@FilmIsPain]

I for sure thought it was the I.C.E. joke...then Pee Wee's big abortion happened.... honestly bravo.

[@rouenrobinson]

If you think Graffiti Bridge is crazy then you have got to watch Under the Cherry Moon lol