Batman - All Movies Reviewed pt. 1

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0:00 - Intro
2:28 - Batman '66
12:42 - Batman '89
22:00 - Batman Returns
36:13 - Batman Forever
48:38 - Batman and Robin

[@Patterrz]

Batman confirming that alcoholics are in fact, still human beings, was a big moment

[@albertmendez8174]

My worlds colliding Marcus Patterrz, Breadsword and Gameboyluke cage lock four way

[@nat_is_kinda_dumb4421]

I felt so seen when he said that honestly

[@Heisenburger1050]

didn't expect to see you here but hi

[@razamirza5841]

Is that Daniel "Patterrz" Patterson I spy?

[@scarlettmccain]

Whoa when worlds collide. A KZbinr I like watching ANOTHER KZbinr I like 😌🤯😂

[@toucaninatophat4530]

When Robin first walks into the batcave and says, "This thing is nicer than my apartment," it was truly a display of masterful writing.

[@unstoppablemotion7745]

This thing is nicer than my apartment 🗣️🗣️

[@PerkolatorTheTerminator]

“Chicks dig this thing!”

[@honey.r0se390]

"HEY YOU GUUYYYS"

[@Coolio_Ash]

OH GOD

[@jacksonscott690]

Bro that commercial is cringe.

[@alien4292]

I will say there’s a line in Batman and Robin that I unironically love, and it’s from Alfred when Bruce is asking Alfred if he has any regrets about being the butler to the Wayne’s and whatnot Alfred responds with: “my only regret is that I could not be out there with you” Like that just feels so fatherly and wholesome from Alfred

[@Maxisamo1]

Alfred's actor definitely understood the assignment, which is funny since him and Gordon are the only two actors to be in ALL 4 80s-90s live action films

[@baval5]

12:42 Hmm, you gave Adam West a B. B is for Batman, but B also sounds like Bee, the number one pollinator for plants. Plants are controlled by the nefarious Poison Ivy. Ivy is also the name of a League of schools known world wide for being among the best. Best also rhymes with West.... Great Scott Robin, he named Adam West the Best Batman!

[@GPS_DS]

I can’t say I disagree with that title.

[@damonedrington3453]

“What has yellow skin and writes?” “A ballpoint banana” “Right” All this being said with completely straight faces had me in genuine tears

[@octochan]

Unfortunately I lack the gene to process that sort of thing as 'funny', so all I could do was go "what?!"

[@dezzyschannel3078]

​@@octochanDamn I'm sorry you lack that gene. Hope you develop it, so stupid things can be funny.

[@tridonstrident6785]

@@octochan cool man

[@hastyscorpion]

@@octochansucks for you man.

[@JJ-to6qu]

He’s literally holding a pencil when he says it.

[@Truck-kun11]

Batman as a character is absurdly flexible, he works both in more serious and violent stories and in slapstick comedies.

[@atb1953]

and we all know Lego Batman and batman 66 are the best

[@asura7915]

@@atb1953 nah

[@Prince_Luci]

And he’s also physically flexible. Capable of splits, and other high level gymnastics.

[@killert_7759]

Batman and Godzilla, the most tonally flexible characters

[@MutantsInDisguise]

​@@killert_7759as is Bond

[@benplsek5760]

MARCUS ITS BEEN A MONTH WE NEED PART TWO UPDATE: IT FINALLY DROPPED LETS GOOOOO

[@timothymcqueen3408]

The thing is, it just keeps me watching over and over again in anticipation.

[@5ivehead977]

hes prob having copy right issues again

[@benplsek5760]

that's a good point@@5ivehead977

[@littleredruri]

​@@5ivehead977 fucking warner brothers

[@brianmcgirr3115]

Tell him to quit playing BG3 and make some god damn content

[@rxsiu]

"I don't give a fuck about the crime rate, I can deal with that. I can get like a Ring doorbell or something." Top tier take

[@robertcortez4956]

Rent is probably like $12, but the average pay per hour is like 63 cents.

[@colbyconway1036]

Reading that bit about “this thing is nicer than my apartment” made me appreciate how great Marcus is

[@mr.smiley5582]

*this thing is nice than my apartment

[@darrennewton4404]

Definitely

[@diddy7102]

“This place is nicer than my apartment”

[@weirddeck4193]

"this thing is nicer than my apartment"

[@tonygabagool]

It’s a purse, not a satchel!

[@sumthingnvm0]

The part where Batman goes "This thing is nicer than my apartment" is simply my favorite line.

[@nolanc9432]

Or the part where he goes “This thing is nicer than my apartment”

[@syra1541]

i died when he said "this thing is nicer than my apartment"

[@Kenanigans_Cafe]

I have a bumper sticker that says “This thing is nicer than my apartment.”

[@thedood_bro5021]

But when Robin said "This thing is nicer than my apartment" I felt that in my soul

[@timtwoface]

@@thedood_bro5021 Yeah Robin also said that when he first went into the Batcave, I remember that well. Alfred's response was even better and had me in stitches.

[@HankSchrader310]

Part 2 is a mythological creature at this point.

[@Bipolar.Baddie]

WB is probably sending mercenaries after him

[@mayorglalie]

We made it

[@maxmfpayne]

You fool

[@petrusspinelli6661]

Obligatory "i've been waiting for part 2 since last year!" joke

[@Ringsfan1]

I almost died laughing at 5:32 with the Bat Ladder. “I’m sorry, this movie is airtight, it might be too smart for me”. Genius

[@mitsuzune]

And after that when the shark gets lifted up😂

[@lucacircelli59]

😂😂

[@willandco.9096]

Getting sucked into the world of 80s-90s Batman and seeing the art direction of Gotham City really just makes me think “this thing is nicer than my apartment”

[@cnsandiford]

We need to face the possibility that Marcus died before he got to make pt 2. This thing is nicer than my apartment

[@prickyboi]

MARCUS I AM CRYING RN, I HAVE WATCHED THIS VIDEO 23 TIMES TO BE PRECISE IF YOU DONT UPLOAD PART 2 I AM GOING TO COMPLETELY LOSE MY SANITY I WANT YOU TO TALK ABOUT NOLAN BATMAN MOVIES JUST FUCKING UPLOAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@JustanotherNPC8454]

Bruh chill out.

[@righteousgaming5207]

Honestly same

[@Wsup_ivi]

Yo bro chill🤡

[@Randomstuffsz383]

Fax

[@darthekul1]

Its out now , hope ur okay

[@UaskIanswer]

I like the part in The Dark Knight when Batman is interrogating the Joker and he leans in gently to Batman to whisper “this thing is nicer than my apartment”.

[@thrillcollectors]

17:58 the line “he looks like a muppet” over the shot of him breaking his back to look up is comedy gold

[@quinnscarbrough5474]

Literally rewatched that clip so many times 🤣

[@tylershadlow5792]

I also like jokes...

[@juno1752]

When I watched this movie for the first time I imitated the ridiculous back bend for everyone I could. They built multiple suits for the film to allow for certain movements, they couldn’t give him a suit that wasn’t a literal back brace??

[@pdsegura26]

I keep rewatching this video just because I can't with the fact that it's been over a month now, and we still have no Part 2. 😩

[@Randomstuffsz383]

lol facts

[@747simmer4]

he dropped

[@pdsegura26]

@@747simmer4 YESSS!!!! I know I got too exited for this but idc, haha.

[@cameronquesnel1642]

Marcus. I have been waiting to see you review the Nolan trilogy since I started watching you. Give us our Christmas present and release part 2 PLEASE

[@carloscordova7873]

Do you know if he's doing mask of the phantasm? He said if it came out in theaters and batman is the main character which that movie did both.

[@seanperrin8524]

Chill dawg the vids take time that’s what makes them so good

[@seanperrin8524]

@@carloscordova7873he is doing phantasm in part 3

[@carloscordova7873]

@@seanperrin8524 gracias

[@kornisz1148]

Batman’s smile in Batman Forever literally made me cry with laughter. I feel like I should watch this movie

[@ggt47]

It is a lot better than I remember.

[@ape5490]

val kilmer is a great batman actor you should watch it

[@coreywallace2052]

You should

[@thehumanity0]

I remember Batman Forever being one of my favorites as a kid, like instinctively knowing Batman 1 is the better movie, but Batman Forever just being way more fun and exciting

[@samirh2758]

It's terrible. People tend to look fondly on things from their childhood, but if you have never seen it and have no nostalgic attachment to it, you're gonna hate it.

[@OpenDisasterProductions]

The Joker’s backstory is so sad. When he goes into the jail cell and says “This thing is nicer than my apartment”, it made my heart break.

[@actualgamerowned]

Im sure that Marcus is hard at work and is cooking us the finest meal for part 2 (fighting the WB copystrikes)

[@marcinmcula99]

It's been 3 weeks already. There's still the Nolan trilogy, the batman and the animated movies waiting

[@evingrindle1929]

I'm assuming either there's been some technical difficulties like with the Hobbit video or the video is near or over 2 hours long 😭😭

[@winter236]

I’m glad I’m not the only one looking, Marcus needs to hurry his 5’4 ass up

[@marcinmcula99]

@@winter236 likely it got blocked by WB

[@leftistdegeneratejs]

@@marcinmcula99nah he would tell us on twitter if it was blocked, I’m pretty sure he said mid January on his twitter there

[@joshdaymusiced]

This was made right before Christmas. Maybe he’s just taking a break.

[@davinci3478]

Adam West Batman saying “some days you just cant get rid of a bomb” will forever be comedic gold

[@andyb6400]

Why he's the best batman and I won't hear otherwise. Only one that got close is Lego Batman

[@WayneManor666]

Agreed.

[@thelocust619]

Eat floor.

[@Vivi_9]

​@@andyb6400you just like meme Batman lol

[@andyb6400]

@@Vivi_9 you mean good Batman

[@botanivich]

I’m so sorry that you went out with someone and they confessed by saying “this thing is nicer than my apartment.” Truly a heartbreaking moment.

[@ggt47]

At least he went out with someone.

[@jakek1735]

At least heartbreak feels good in a place like this

[@Vanillastump]

I mean, let's be honest. A movie theater is way nicer than most apartments. Messier with weird smells, but bigger with massive TVs.

[@williamdavis5256]

Marcus if you dont release part 2 Im gonna steal your warhammer figurines 😤

[@Coconut_Prrson]

It's January, Marcus. Where is part two?

[@cinderofgods8698]

Hearing Marcus talk about his Batman forever toys and how two face was a central part of his "action figure lore" just made my day. That was just adorable. This video was a joy to watch definitely nicer than my apartment.

[@ChrisGriswold]

It's extremely relatable. Nothing beats the worlds and stories we created

[@soleperfect236]

Yeah this part brought me back. I’m sure we all had some action figures of older siblings having no clue who they were but they looked evil and that was enough to make them a central figure for the bad guys.

[@kvvvy6359]

Pairing the "batman moves like a Muppet" line with the clip of Keaton bending at the waist to look upward was perfect

[@RaysTrains]

I died laughing 😂😂😂

[@onionturtle3295]

It was nicer than my apartment

[@happycampermusic181]

Watching fresh off of RKG cast the muppets as Batman characters in an episode of retry, Disney needs to give us the muppets Batman NOW

[@cecilboyd1692]

Its been a month Marky mark. Streets are calling for pt 2!

[@ACMEplayer]

This fuckin guy hypes up a new Batman series and then fuckin leaves us in the dust

[@SamA-cl5pn]

annoying af

[@johnkinch6000]

Honestly the way Adam West's Batman delivers the line "This thing is nicer than my apartment" really sets him apart from the rest. I don't know how you could consider anyone else the GOAT

[@hairstylesgalore2375]

My favorite part about all the Batman movies is that they always include the line “this thing is nicer than my apartment” it’s always a great callback line.

[@Hawkatana]

Why is everyone talking about apartments?

[@atb1953]

@@Hawkatana you didnt watch the video

[@corelinian]

“This comment is nicer than my apartment,” said Batman as he climbed down the bat-ladder. “Jee willikers Batman she’s beauty and she’s grace!!” Cried Robin as he quickly followed behind.

[@Hawkatana]

@@atb1953 I did, and I'm still confused.

[@prizzl0]

@@Hawkatanaha, they don’t know how to use the three seashells

[@prickyboi]

MARCUS YOU ARE TESTING MY PATIENCE TOO MUCH AT THIS POINT 😭

[@Randomstuffsz383]

😂 fax bro

[@ChoaiDode]

Man posted three comments begging for the part two

[@enricodugo5244]

still waiting for the part 2 💀

[@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r]

Seeing the Penguin bite off a guy's nose to then seeing Jim Carrey dance like a madman as the Riddler was the biggest tonal shift I experienced as a kid.

[@johnnybigbones4955]

I'm glad that Marcus has the "batman does not kill" rule so high in his judgements.

[@niceguy191]

Yes, although counting the thugs in the '66 movie is not fair at all. They die due to Penguin accidentally using heavy water to rehydrate them, nothing that is Batman's fault

[@travistotle]

I would agree... and yet his low ranking of Michael Keaton's Batman is just an inexcusable take. Michael Keaton = Best Batman FIGHT ME!

[@ghoul5371]

⁠@@travistotleit’s very, very, veryyyy excusable

[@StewartFletcher]

​@travistotle I will. He's the worst on screen Batman.

[@DianaGohan]

@@travistotle *Holds up picture of Kevin Conroy* You still want this fight boy cause I will stomp you into the mud.

[@oswaldozapata4481]

I keep watching this video over and over. It’s so good and I’m so ready for part two!!!!!

[@brokengiblet7271]

When is part 2 dropping?

[@seanperrin8524]

Chill out dawg the vids take time that’s why they’re so good

[@lunarslingshot1442]

Never

[@Jimmythehead]

I’ve been looking forward to “this” video for so long. Some”thing” I always love about Marcus “is” that he always takes the time to be “nicer” to movies like these “than” most critics would be by viewing the movies in the context of their release. Can’t wait to watch part two in “my apartment”.

[@dexterthielhelm4342]

Ah ha ha

[@Zero_XTZ5]

Don’t bring the “Schlatt” humor here

[@Elephantsaresupreme]

Schlagg be like: ​

[@debbiepagan6562]

Agreed!

[@Jimmythehead]

@@Zero_XTZ5 haha I know who he is but I’ve actually never watched him!

[@carsoncallender5333]

I loved when poison Ivy woke up surrounded by all those plants and was all like “this thing is nicer than my apartment!”

[@properduction2586]

My prediction for Marcus’s Ratings: Batman Begins = 6/10 The Dark Knight = 9/10 Dark Knight Rises = 4/10

[@dr6559]

Close.

[@grantengel3522]

Marcus’s ratings were: Batman Begins = 7/10 The Dark Knight = 9/10 The Dark Knight Rises = 5/10

[@nochannelmusician769]

Man dropped on a random Tuesday and disappeared for 3 weeks

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

What I really love about 1989's Joker is the permanent smile thing they do with him. The way it constantly twists his face is a really cool effect we haven't seen since.

[@lapislazuli5035]

I like how he's a gangster, but even before he falls into the vat of chemicals, it's mentioned that he's already viewed as a little crazy to begin with (Eckhardt calls him an "A1 nutjob" or something like that) and he is mentioned as being highly intelligent with chemistry, which explains how he can make Smilex.

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

I’m mixed on how Batman ‘89 handles Joker’s origin/connection to Bruce Wayne, but I do like how they establish that Jack was always kind of a dick even before he fell into the acid. Especially since Joker’s always going on about his whole “one bad day” ideology and how it’s the reason why he became what he is now, so it’s refreshing to have a piece of media that just goes, “oh yeah no he was always like that, the acid just gave him an excuse to be even worse.”

[@jureigeeksoutoccasionally]

I absolutely adore Jack Nicholson in general, but in this movie his performance is truly wonderful

[@Bluemoontexan]

Real talk Marcus I think this is the best script for a video you’ve done. Very tight and great comedic timing!

[@rgggxo]

I laughed out loud multiple times. I might have to agree w you!

[@siberiasian]

'damn that coochie can s-'

[@dasarne2579]

Couldn't agree more. The script is definitely nicer than my apartment.

[@Frshcuko]

You didn’t mention the funniest Batman kill from Batman Returns when he puts the bomb on the fat guy and smiles very sinisterly before punching him down into the sewer

[@JamesBeckmann]

Ur videos are one of the few things I find happiness in Marcus, I neeeeed the Batman ranked part 2 video

[@Persephone_07]

I still can't believe how beautiful Wayne Manor looked in "Batman: Forever." That was top tier set design. Robin really just walked in there and said, "This thing is nicer than my apartment."

[@paulinabarszez4879]

Man, Bane in these early movies had such a heartbreaking backstory. When he enters the wayne manor and says "this place is nicer than my appartment"... Brings a tear to my eye

[@yiannoscyprus]

Marcus, I'm dying man where's the part 2

[@roseolivas08]

Gonna gush about Batman Forever for a sec: The scene in the circus tent where harvey has everyone held hostage with a bomb has ALWAYS been one of my favorite superhero scenes ever because it shows both Batman and Robin's personalities so well; Batman, being on a date with Chase Meridian, had let his guard down for one night, and it put a lot of FAMILIES in danger since he couldn't just swoop in and kick two face's butt, and the timer was down to minutes. As he is a solo act, he has no backup, no way to contact Alfred, and so he does the one thing he can do: he admits he is batman. But the commotion drowns him out. As batman, the only thing he can do is try to save everyone, by conceding. Because he knew it was his fault. At the same time, you have Dick Greyson, whose family is doing a cirque du soleil ass act to distract the bad guy, and he's the one who is hauling ass to neutralize the bomb, because /it's the right thing to do/. His family dies protecting the city. He was not there to save them, which weighs heavily on him. And yet, he saved a whole city without hiding his identity. He was the hero that night, his whole family was. But because batman took a night off, he'd never get to celebrate it. Out of guilt and out of obligation, Bruce takes Dick in, unaware that they had already done a job as Batman and Robin. Not that it's cinematic perfection or anything, but the people who wrote that part really got it.

[@crocharisma]

Putting the batman beyond theme at the end is such a nice touch. Its such a great show and really made me think "This thing is nicer than my apartment"

[@MusicoftheDamned]

I'm still so glad that current WB with the still on-going problems of the DCEU hasn't touched _Batman Beyond_ (yet--sigh). A bad live-action wouldn't ruin the original, but it would still sting.

[@trika91]

@@MusicoftheDamned It could've just been a standalone, like 'Joker' and 'The Batman'. They had the prefect opertunity to use Keaton as Oldman Bruce, to mentor Terry Mcginnis (whatever young actor who'd play him), but wasted him 'The Flash' movie (and Batgirl if that had came out).

[@MusicoftheDamned]

@@trika91 True. A standalone is currently the only way I could see it being good even with James Gunn taking over, but I guess we'll see if he'll eventry to touch at all after, well, whatever is going on with that. As much as the MCU has become a mess after _Endgame_ (somewhat predictably), it's still difficult to comprehend that the DCEU a full decade later is *still* more of mess--as seen with pretty much every DCEU movie this year--as someone who grew up with the DCAU. Sigh. It would be nice if DC could *finally* get its crap together for the live-action movies if they insist on doing them rather than only having like done five good ones out of the last thirty they've made (and actually released--R.I.P. _Batgirl_ movie).

[@mothersbasement]

your segment on the toys just unlocked some DEEP memories. The missile on that Batmobile might be the first piece of a toy I ever lost

[@Gwadzilla7]

I'm convinced you literally watch every KZbin video ever, Geoff

[@_pief_]

unexpected crossover

[@playzz8347]

There’s no way

[@perfectharmony9943]

Why does it make sense that Geoff would watch this channel

[@moonwhooper]

Watch mojo top 10 crossovers

[@maewyn66]

My hair stylist recommended you so had to drop a follow! Love the videos.

[@codyskeen4381]

Man I love your videos. I've watched everything. When is part 2 coming out for this. I need to know your thoughts on the rest of the films

[@ConnyBaby]

Batman has to be by far one of my favorite characters in fiction. Something about having insane plot armor just makes him so fun to root for

[@b_delta9725]

it's kinda strange and cool that arguably the most beloved superhero is the one that has no powers. spiderman is also up there and most people don't even know how strong that guy is, people like that he's a teenager with money/relationship problems who beats up tragic villains and cares for his city. relatable characters are always beloved

[@rosster135]

Literally every protagonist has plot armor

[@TheDudeSmashTrash]

"by far one of" is such a funny phrase, i'm sorry

[@A9sAs]

​@@TheDudeSmashTrashI know right? Using "by far" and then "one of" to play it safe

[@dominickirwan7436]

I'm starting to not be interested in him, the trust fund kid beats up the mentally ill loses appeal the more serious it is made.

[@Gracyn1102]

I’m currently sitting in a hospital room and there literally couldn’t be a better video to watch while waiting for my dad to wake up. Thanks for always putting a smile on my face when I need one, Marcus :) Edit: Thank you all so much for the well wishes!! It means so much. My dad is going to be okay, he's just got a long road of recovery ahead of him. We appreciate all the support

[@theGVirtue]

I hope your dad is ok..

[@JordonwithaB]

Hope your dad is doing well!

[@Horrormaster13]

Hope that everything will be all fine with your dad.

[@repippeas]

Best wishes to your Dad

[@bella-tt9hk]

hoping your dad is ok!!❤

[@boltimoreshoota]

bro pls just release part 2

[@dominicdemetro5102]

Literally where’s part two?!!!!!

[@t.mcgarry4]

Nelson Riddle working on Batman is the same energy as Marc Webb directing Spiderman

[@patrickpreston3904]

To address your complaint as to why Max Schreck is so prominent in Batman Returns, the character was originally supposed to be Harvey Dent. Instead of the explosion at the end of the film killing him, it was to scar his face and set him up as Two-Face for the third film.

[@coreyander286]

Lando Calrissian was also originally supposed to be a clone from the Clone Wars, which means there's probably an alternate timeline where clone troopers were played by an old Billy Dee Williams instead of Temura Morrison.

[@RepeatedFails]

He doesn't care, Tim Burton is bad man

[@SeasideDetective2]

Speaking of Harvey Dent, Burton is most definitely not a racist. He cast Billy Dee Williams personally, and he didn't even have to. (And the clown in BATMAN RETURNS who says, "Heh-heh-heh-heh, you missed!"? Under that whiteface, he's Native American. And he gave one of the best performances in the movie.)

[@BarryHart-xo1oy]

Good to know.

[@brandonspain12345]

NOT TRUE. Daniel Waters, the writer of the film, categorically denied that Max Schreck was meant to be Harvey Dent. There were three scripts made. And none of them had Two Face or Harvey in Max's role. It was always Max Schreck. This fan-fiction level myth needs to DIE!

[@libertyprime7448]

Where's part 2 bro? I NEED IT

[@BreakingBreadcrumbs]

Wheres pt 2 marky mark

[@thehumanity0]

I've ironically/unironically loved Kiss from a Rose for over a decade - I never knew it was made for Batman Forever. The fact that it was, just makes me love it even more.

[@Dudeman23rd]

Same

[@FavaMamaaaaa]

It was not made for batman forever, it was just featured in it. I mean I guess the music video was though

[@kleptrep94]

Not a fan of the chorus for my entire life I thought it was Grave but it’s The Grey and that makes no sense because The Grey isn’t even a 90s film

[@lucs028]

I just love it because of Community

[@lucs028]

Fuck, only now I got to that point in the video and of course Marcus included the Community scene hahahahahahaha

[@dungusglumbus9946]

The interesting thing about Val Kilmers Batman is that there’s a lot of deleted dialogue that suggests he has killed before. There’s deleted Two-Face dialogue of him laughing at the idea that Batman “doesn’t kill.” There’s also a really cool deleted scene of Bruce having an internal monologue with himself, and he realizes that he doesn’t know who he is anymore, because both his Bruce and Batman personality’s have melted into one, which is why the director chose to include Two- Face in the movie. Classic split personality villain. My theory is that in the early drafts of Batman Forever, we were gonna start with a Batman who has kinda lost his way, and the movie was gonna be about him trying to find out who he is and who he used to be before he went down a dark path. But then Warner Bros just cut out this amazing subplot for no fucking reason. You can watch the deleted scenes on KZbin tho.

[@richardlandgraf1953]

There is a version of the script with those scenes online and there is a video on KZbin by Hitop films that goes over the movie as it is VS what the director wanted to make and it goes over those scenes and that version of the character. I fully believe that this is supposed to be the same Bruce Wayne as Keaton, it was originally going to be another Burton sequel with Keaton, but they both walked away because of how much control the studio wanted.

[@dungusglumbus9946]

@@richardlandgraf1953 that would make sense. Because Kenton’s Batman killed all the time. Perhaps in the early drafts of the script, the people of Gotham were getting fed up with Batman running around every night killing people, and maybe there was gonna be a subplot about Batman trying to go back to being a hero who doesn’t kill. That would’ve been very interesting. Personally, Kevin Conroy is my ideal Batman, and I think Batman should never kill. Batman is the guy who not only doesn’t kill, but actually saves his villains, even though they were just trying to kill him 5 mins ago. I hope Robert Pattinson Batman does some cool shot like that

[@suasspeaks5496]

i think he forgot about Mask of the Phantasm and thats why pt 2 is taking so long

[@SoulReaper977]

Sorry to complain but wtf is taking so long to push out pt. 2? Been waiting for it since last year

[@BlindGardener]

It's such a joy hearing you talk about movies. It's almost like having a conversation.

[@bobloblaw418]

Yay parasocialism

[@lucs028]

​@@bobloblaw418parasocializing* although now I want a theory that integrates parasocial relationships and socialism

[@ThatDudeinBlue]

When I was little I had a t shirt of the 89’ Batman logo and I was obsessed it. Definitely the coolest poster out of all of them.

[@charliericker274]

Man I used to have one of those t-shirts too, I had it like into the mid early 2000s and it was just tatters at that point but it was so dope I didn't want to toss it.

[@dangerfly]

And how many people had the Robin logo t-shirt? Zero. Robin was introduced to give Batman someone to talk to and appeal to kids. So Batman spends his nights punching the crap out of extremely twisted criminals and decides to GROOM a kid to do the same. Any idea what kind of trauma would forever scar a young mind? So yeah, anyone who thinks Robin is a good idea also sucks just like Cosmo. What he likes or dislikes is super arbitrary like if he had that particular Batmobile that movie is good. LAME.

[@hunterswrld]

That dude in blue watches cosmonaut???????💀💀💀

[@theimperialzone]

​​@@dangerfly Batman didn't groom Grayson. He took him under his wing because he didn't want to see Grayson turn into another Batman, another vengeance fueled psychopath (even if he's pretty cool and in the right). Batman taking in Grayson allowed Grayson to get the closure on his parents death that Bruce never got. The closure that stopped Grayson from becoming another Batman. The closure that instead cemented him as Robin and later on turned him into Nightwing.

[@joeyk107]

Shouldn't it be '89 instead of 89'

[@agmpower13]

It's been a month Marcus, where's our Frosty coupons? 😡

[@michaelgallagher3498]

Any idea when Part 2 will be out?

[@joshuasutherland6692]

I bet it's in copyright strike hell right now.

[@Duffyfactory]

In the next two weeks id say

[@zousui7238]

Super excited for the Killing Joke review!! My favorite scene comes after the Joker enters Gordon’s apartment and shoots Barbra in the spine. He says “There are nicer places than this apartment” What an absolute mad man

[@Vivi_9]

I went to the cinema to watch this after hearing all the hype about the comic, what a letdown lol

[@ethanhomich5173]

My favorite thing in batman and robin is when mr freeze informs the audience that after the heat death of the universe everything will reach absolute zero in the end. And then in a scene later supplements the phrase “say cheese” with “say freeze”. What an absolute masterpiece

[@josephwright4222]

I know he's a minor character in the Burton films, but Billy Dee Williams as Two Face would've been really cool to see

[@zhenghuihe2447]

Part two please.Can’t live without that.

[@WarriorBoy]

Aside from this thing being nicer than my apartment, I had totally forgotten about "Robin drying laundry in a *cool* way". The accompanying reaction at 44:26 was brutally funny

[@lankos6734]

Part 2 got lost:(

[@maxaintgoneyet]

maybe im just so ludicrously bored, but i lowkey need part two because i wanna hear marcus talk about the batman movies that i actually care about

[@evanmajor]

I truly believe Val Kilmer could have been considered one of the best actors for Batman if he was given the right script and director.

[@Sam-fl9ft]

My favorite quote from Patinsons Batman is when he said “this thing is nicer than my apartment”. Truly inspirational.

[@Crambo2]

Marcus, where is my part 2 airplane? 🥄👶

[@alexandrefrauches132]

29:07 This only works if the romance is between Batman and Catwoman or if Batman knows that Catwoman is Selina Kyle. In Returns, neither Bruce nor Selina are aware of each other secret identity until the bal scene. This is what makes that moment where they finally discover each other secret so heartbreaking, with both realizing that their relationship is doomed

[@MrStath1986]

Honestly glad to see someone acknowledge that Nicholson's Joker is arguably more dangerous and darker than Ledger's; I will wholly accept that the latter gives a better performance overall, but nothing from Ledger straddles the line of 'dark' and 'hilarious' as the 'I'm glad you're dead!' bit from '89. I also appreciate that '89's Joker isn't locked into the typical Batman/Joker stories we get these days, where Joker's cruelty is neverendingly escalating to try and get Batman to snap and Batman just goes 'Hrrn' and throws him back into Arkham. Nicholson's Joker doesn't give a *shit* about Batman beyond the fact he's stealing his spotlight, and it's pretty refreshing these days.

[@windowsVD]

He said "more chaotic" in reference to his mannerisms, nothing about being "darker and more dangerous." Which one is more dangerous is debatable, as both rack up a pretty high body count and do a lot of damage to Gotham city. Ledger was far more manipulative and cunning, but Nicholson was arguably more "evil" as he seemed to just kill for the fun of it, whereas Ledger had a specific philosophical agenda that he wanted to prove. However, Ledger definitely takes the spot for the darker Joker, with the reason being that he actually succeeded in harming and killing main characters. Nicholson only killed a bunch of minor side characters, whereas Ledger killed Rachel and psychologically destroyed Harvey Dent, turning him into the disfigured Two-Face. Then he forced Batman into becoming a political martyr for Gotham in a desperate resort to maintain peace. The actions of Ledger's Joker simply had bigger and deadlier consequences for the main characters. To me, that leaves a much bigger impact than Nicholson saying an evil line to a fake looking skeleton, making him the "darker" Joker.

[@najadamu2724]

Probably because Nicholson's Joker is an actual gangster. I mean, he's still insane, but moreso in an average Mafia way. Ledger's Joker is just all around psychotic in the "point" he's trying to make.

[@mediakira6621]

I think he’s way better than ledger

[@thomasivankovic6681]

@@mediakira6621 i agree

[@thomasdator3408]

I like when Batman walks into the batcave and goes “this thing is nicer than my apartment!”

[@prometheus6688]

Part 2 in 2025 ?

[@JustanotherNPC8454]

We're prolly gonna get pt 2 after GTA 6.

[@stephaniefrost4910]

45:02 wasn’t expecting that Community clip but I’m so glad you included it bc that episode was my first introduction to Kiss From A Rose 😂

[@guillermoortiz2620]

I will say there is only one thing Clooney did well. His Batman showed a sliver of humanity when dealing with Victor at the end of the movie. He pleaded with his humanity to save a life. That is very rare for any live action Batman to pull off and I appreciated that.

[@NeoConnor1]

That's more of a writing thing than something Clooney did.

[@3JuiceBeetle]

59:22 I never noticed this until now. Clooney is still wearing the sonar suit, but Robin is in the red suit from the beginning of the movie. This means they got back home from a big fight and saved the city from Mr. Freeze, yet Robin decided the first thing to do was to switch to his favorite costume. He’s even behind Barbara, implying he was the last one to show up to Alfred’s almost dead carcass. 🤣

[@JesseCaldwell06]

Where is Part 2 big boy

[@varga2049]

im so excited for part 2!!!!

[@chrisbecker6652]

I cannot even begin to describe how happy I am that your reaction to the naming of the Bat-ladder was EXACTLY the same as mine when I first saw this film.

[@ignite5329]

i love how markus went from "idk about the X-men" to "I love them so much"

[@yurifairy2969]

reading chris claremont changes a man

[@lukeshealy1882]

Every Ultimate review has a character arc.

[@icyjules]

I still remember the chills I got watching Tim Burton's Batman for the very first time as a kid. The Gothic-style cinematography, Danny Elfman's haunting score, and Jack Nicholson's iconic Joker performance left an indelible mark on me that has stayed with me to this day. It was like stepping into another world, one that felt both familiar yet eerily unfamiliar at the same time. And when Michael Keaton emerged from the shadows as Bruce Wayne/Batman, it was nothing short of breathtaking. This film ignited my passion for superhero movies and set the bar high for what a comic book adaptation could be. Truly, it remains a classic masterpiece that continues to inspire and delight audiences of all ages. To quote a friend of mine who recently watched it again, "This thing is nicer than my apartment."

[@RepeatedFails]

Sorry Tim Burton is racist so you can't say this

[@Jonziebal]

Great stuff man. Love your content when you review things like this.

[@rhiles1]

I like the part in Batman ‘66 when he turns to the Joker after being kidnapped and says “this thing is nicer than my apartment”

[@daxtonmacgillivray4081]

The best birthday present I’ve ever gotten. Thank you Cosmonaut.

[@earningzekrom4173]

Happy birthday!

[@Morgan_Fizz]

Happy birthday

[@ajisaac]

Happy Birthday!!

[@raine-time]

Happy expulsion from the womb!

[@thijmen5295]

Bad birthday (*evil laughter*) 😈😈

[@stayslapped1568]

WHERE'S PART 2 MARCUS

[@Ecutt]

Part 2! Part 2! Part 2!

[@seanifer12]

You describing the opening scene from Batman and Robin has me dying. One part missing is when Batman and Robin clap shoes together and skate blades magically come out of them 😂