Honest Trailers Commentary | Waterworld

The writers of Honest Trailers review Waterworld and react to their latest vid - it's Honest Trailers Commentary for Waterworld!
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Honest Trailers Commentary | Waterworld
Hosted by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell & Joe Starr
Featuring Danielle Radford
Tech Director: Josh "JTE" Tapia
Assistant Editor: Emin Bassavand

[@rad8]

Lon: wears Big Trouble in Little China shirt Me: *nice* Joe: wears Redwall shirt Me: NIIIIIIIIIICE

[@1bytesnack369]

alt ending Joe: wears Redwall shirt Me: mice

[@rad8]

1 byte snack haha!! much better, alt approved

[@drmattconrad77]

I hope you do Big Trouble In Little China.

[@metrillbeats]

nope. it's wild wild west

[@deathsythelui]

I legit believe you could do a reboot of Waterworld by making it a direct spinoff of Mad Max. Mad Max takes place in a world where climate change has lead to resource wars, leading to nuclear attacks around the globe destroying most of the Northern Hemisphere. Where the Mad Max series follows the scraps of society that have survived in the Australian wilderness (where nuclear fallout would be weakest), just have Waterworld set in the South Pacific where large populations of refugees have established fully sea-bound societies (like we see in various cultures in Asia today) bartering with and raiding themselves and the neighbouring islands. You could even have refugees fleeing the Australian continent, with The Mariner being convinced or forced to smuggle them into New Zealand or something.

[@liabw05]

L.D. Johnson I'd watch 🙋🏾‍♀️💦😅

[@bugleboy624]

So would I

[@pittland44]

You should write all this down as a script treatment and pitch it. And no, I'm not being facetious this actually sounds like a solid idea for a movie.

[@scottmiller364]

Here comes Slipknot, the man who can climb anything. Wonderful.

[@jazwilly85]

Regarding the Gaurdians clip, in that scene the guardians are on the Ravenger's ship not the Milano. So maybe it's all of the Ravenger's combined spunk? Eeeww!

[@pattheplanter]

It is a long way between stars. Have to pass the time somehow. Just not housework, obviously.

[@sorasharkness7952]

Jason Williams that makes it so much worse

[@catrinabush1530]

Thank you! I thought so too. That's not the Milano

[@carlosvillanueva8530]

You guys can't figure out why the guy tastes the dirt? It's so he knows that it isn't from the ocean which would taste salty and be unusable for growing anything.

[@cheeseyoger]

That actually makes a remarkable amount of sense

[@koolaidblack7697]

These guys seem like idiots

[@benabramowitz18]

You never considered using "Kevin's Gate" as an alternate title?!

[@taureantaylor2179]

That would've been genius!

[@alondob]

That’s perfect!

[@Cobralalalala]

@@xsanguine8 It's a reference to the movie Heaven's Gate, which made $3.5million on a $44million budget.

[@xsanguine8]

@@Cobralalalala Oh cool, thanks for the clarification, because Googling Kevin's Gate just took me to some musician, and I was pretty sure just by looking at his songs, that that couldn't be a good reference here.

[@catwmn2345]

Yeah, you don't want to own a boat. What you want is to have a good friend who owns a boat.

[@MithranderGray]

Love Joe's sweet Redwall shirt.

[@mrtb7676]

Jack Black played an arms dealer in the Bruce Willis remake of The Jackal.

[@MichaelBerthelsen]

@@officialgoogleyoutube I believe that's the one, yeah. Still prefer the original.

[@jubeidamasta]

He got his arm blown off too.

[@sorasharkness7952]

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

[@nicholascross3557]

Spalling, man...

[@neilhutchinson4545]

@@officialgoogleyoutube That's about the kindest thing you can say about the remake.

[@benabramowitz18]

Are you still going to make an Honest Trailer for every Tarantino movie when his new one comes out, even though most of his movies don't qualify for this Blockbuster Summer thing?

[@jbearclowater]

They did Captain Marvel during this too, which wasn't a summer blockbuster, so hopefully!

[@sparroni]

Mystery Science Theater 3000 has a host segment where Mike takes an acting class by mail taught by the ultra-bland lead of the movie that they're riffing. The lesson calls for delivering your lines with absolutely no emotion. Mike tries various famous lines and catchphrases, but the bots chide him for being too interesting. The line where he achieves his breakthrough and nails the reading with zero emotion: "My boat."

[@eliwolicki3509]

Kevin Costner was a fun-loving swashbuckling type of guy in Silverado

[@bbatman9549]

All he did was kiss a girl.

[@laineyt3969]

yeah...we never got to see enough of that Kevin Costner.

[@grixian]

I'm waiting for "The Mask" ... please

[@FrancescoTakesItEasy]

I love this movie unironically despite all its flaws. I think it definitely is not without its merits. It is shot beautifully, James Newton Howard's score is great and the action is pure spectacle. Regarding the Extended Cut, this is what I know (courtesy of movie-censorship.com): it first surfaced on network TV and it fixes some major plot holes. But it also features anywhere from 40 to 50 violence and language edits. This censored extended version was released on DVD in 2008. After that the fan edit known as the Ulysses Cut surfaced on the internet. It's basically the TV version with the censored parts restored (so it's an uncensored extended version, running slightly over 170 minutes). Arrow Video released a blu-ray in the UK earlier this year which includes all three cuts (theatrical, extended and Ulysses). Strangely they bill it as the European Ulysses Cut on the box but I'm just so happy to finally have seen this cut in HD...I cried a little ^^

[@Jayk129]

Somewhere inside FANDOM'S worldwide headquarters: Roth Cornett: "DAMNIT DAN! This is precisely why I told you not to leave the kids unsupervised! Is it so hard to call a sitter?" This episode was off the rails. Absolutely loved it. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to make a fortune with my new KZbin channel "What if Jack Reacher..."

[@adventuresinportland3032]

There really was the seed of a good movie in there somewhere. Though I havn't seen it in many years (and maybe that's for the best) I still carry a soft spot for it.

[@jbearclowater]

It definitely has a great movie trying desperately to break free in there.

[@ryanleone3007]

Hate to be that guy, but Lon is confusing John Updike with John Irving and the other two didn't notice.

[@joeldipops]

I knew i was remembering something wrong having read Hotel New Hampshire but the name John Updike not ringing a bell.

[@Panthror]

2:57 Funny you guys mentioning movies based on John Grisham books, because this week I'm (re)watching all of them, so far I've watched: The Firm, The Pelican Brief, The Client & A Time To Kill; next up: The Chamber & The Rainmaker. Btw: Both 'The Client' & 'A Time To Kill' were directed by Joel Schumacher (of Batman Returns & Batman & Robin infamy), proving he can make great movies.

[@Panthror]

@@brianmcd993 Those aren't on my list, and neither did they show up on any list online I could find. Are you sure those are based on John Grisham books?

[@Panthror]

@@brianmcd993 Ah, I might give those a watch after I'm done with my John Grisham list then.

[@becauseimafan]

@@brianmcd993 I saw Veronica Guerin in theatres, I liked it. I'll have to check out Falling Down! I also liked Flawless (1999) from Schumacher, I remember it for having excellent performances from Philip Seymour Hoffman and Robert De Niro.

[@TownianScout]

Don't forget Runaway Jury

[@mathsalot8099]

Not Batman returns, but rather batman forever... but yeah, I get your point. Interesting.

[@u710274]

Do Being John Malkovich, please. It's a mind trip

[@rossco993]

Been binge watching these for a week

[@JW93581]

Your account name lmao wtf. Looks like a time capsule from the past xD

[@RyanToxopeus]

Fact check: Water would rise 230 feet if all the ice melted. A guy I knew back in high school redrew the world map with the coastlines redrawn given the sea level rise estimate of the time (lower than 230 feet) and it was terrifying. Like, Florida is just GONE. But yes, there would be lots of land left... but with most humans living on the current coastlines, we'd have so many climate refugees that it might be better to live on the water away from the mess on land.

[@RonnieBarzel]

I blame/thank Jack Black for convincing me to buy "Pitfall!"

[@DGeekWill]

I cant unhear that "squish" now from GOTG...lol

[@megafrost9960]

Spencer reading the novelization of Waterworld made my whole week. I tip my hat to you, sir. I only wish I were as nerdy as you.

[@KnightFallProd]

I'm gonna fight you guys with all these Jack Reacher slams. Jk. I mean, I love Reacher. But you're right to have fun with it

[@1977Yakko]

I've been told there are no ropes on a boat. They're called "lines". Hell, I was in the Navy and I didn't even know that until after I got out.

[@JacobAAllen]

Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet is a anime made a few years ago. It takes the concept of Water Worlds and makes it right.

[@Randomluck]

Love how they handled language differences in this series at the beginning.

[@gabriellem6247]

Joe was my favorite, but now he is officially the best screen junkies forever, solely due to his Redwall shirt.

[@Padre_diego_longoose]

I loved this movie as a kid. I grew up in a religious household so when we watched it as a family my folks made sure to remind me that god promised he wouldn’t flood the earth again so it was an impossible premise. And that single bit of taboo instantly made it cooler for my kid mind.

[@Redheadsknowbest]

In Silverado, Costner was a full on goofball.

[@BeatLA24]

I came here to say the same thing.

[@Laf92]

Guys, do The Postman eventuallt

[@RyanFilmMaker]

Beavis and Butthead honest trailer. You can do both the show and film

[@marinusprimus7785]

This dropped like 4 minutes before the trailer

[@xsanguine8]

This was the only one recommended for me, I had to load this one, to get the link for the trailer. Literally showed up on the side of every video I watched today.

[@marikotrue3488]

Thanks for ruining GotG for me. Seriously though, that was just an audio joke right? Whatever it is, I am NOT chewing on it. BTW excellent commentary as usual.

[@psyrolz1626]

Hey guys, have you ever thought of getting Jon on one of these commentaries?

[@KnightFallProd]

Also, what's guy gotta do to get Cutthroat Island HT ?? :)

[@NichSchoepfer]

Dude this movie is my childhood. Probably my favorite movie ever. It's completely ridiculous but I will always love it.

[@zemikia]

It’s groot moving his head.

[@Ladykyra101]

Srsly, everyone of these commentaries is hilarious. You guys are just so funny. 😁😂

[@J4-R0]

I like Waterworld

[@brandonreed09]

Me too

[@ChristinaWoodall]

It's ok, you're allowed hon. Joe likes Batman and Robin I think. I adore Love Actually 😄😄

[@ballsrgrossnugly]

@@ChristinaWoodall And I like none of those movies, but I would still watch Mortal Kombat if it was on.

[@arielfangirlmendez]

When are you gonna do wild wild west as an honest trailer!

[@ryanlines7819]

You guys need to do UHF! Plz!!

[@Cobralalalala]

OK, now I want you guys to do Ishtar. :D

[@vincenthalfprice9930]

*They were just a couple of songwriters..*

[@johannyberg6237]

Ingmar Bergman actually liked this movie.

[@orinanime]

I'd love it if this was true. Can you please provide a source?

[@thegundamcowboy1]

Joe is talking about Wasteland Weekend. It’s pretty fun, but it’s rough camping. Literally in the middle of the desert. So not as forgiving as other similar events

[@KellicTiger]

"I was in middle school when it came out" STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD AS HELL!! ;_; I graduated HS in '95.

[@acklesfloozy]

I totally feel you!! I graduated in '96 and feel like a dinosaur when these kids start to talk!! Lol

[@kartikprasad4359]

I graduated in '91. Lol

[@Xperian13]

In '95 I was just a sperm.

[@JamesWilson-vr3ql]

You think you feel old? I was 35. Shit, I AM old!

[@may.k_me]

I heard the squishy noise, bt i need to see the full clip for context to figure out if it was intentional or if you all have your heads stuck in the gutter

[@ChrisB_517]

Jack Black was also one of Dennis Leary's crew in Demolition Man. 1 or 2 scenes.

[@pittland44]

I don't remember that. I'll have to rewatch Demolition Man some time and watch for him.

[@nickblas]

The Starlord scene isn't on the Milano. They are on Yondu's ship, so that makes no sense in any context.

[@johnmeyer8078]

Hbo should make a Redwall series!

[@mariachavez3709]

Increasable because It’s al real

[@Alepzeron]

The Anime - Gargantia on the Verdous Planet is literally good Waterworld lol. The story is a bit different but its such a great fish out of water story on a planet covered in water. If you love the setting/idea behind Waterworld definitely give Gargantia a shot.

[@artistwithouttalent]

When you gave us the clue to this last week, I would've sworn you had already done this one.

[@Hanneth]

How dare you mention the abomination caled Sphere! I had erased that horrible movie from my memory until you mentioned its name!

[@thatdamnbradley]

How have they not done "Wild Wild West" until next week?

[@annaanna6411]

I don't know but I'm so excited!

[@malabolha]

Mercury rising?

[@qstransproperty4331]

Am I the only one who thinks the next Honest Trailers is...... Spongebob Squarepants?

[@michaelramsey1299]

I’d have to rewatch it but I think that sound might me groot moving not Starlord stepping.

[@patrickmike2524]

No reference to the fact no one could survive at that altitude and it would be freezing cold??

[@SimonBuchanNz]

Well, assuming the water level somehow rose to that level, the atmosphere would be pushed up too, and water has a lower average albedo (reflectiveness / lightness) than land or ice, so in theory it should be a lot warmer, except more water and higher temperatures ahold also result in much more cloud cover, and clouds are nice and white, so high albedo and should chill the Earth back down. Past that things start getting really complicated (and you start having to filter out climate change denier articles), on top of all the weird effects you might get from the lack of and wind breaks or surface temperature variation due to the lower heat specificity (how much harder to heat or cool) of land so who really knows what the weather on Waterworld would be?

[@Boogeypop80]

I said it in the main vid and now I will say it here, you ruined my obscure reference to "Paper!" I don't know why but it struck a chord when I was 14 (cusp of 15)

[@Hanneth]

Domestic Gross: 88m International Gross: 176m Total Gross: 264.2m Studio Take: approximately half gross 132.1m Budget: 175m Marketting: 60m Total Cost: 235m Profit: Take - Cost = -102.9m Waterworld was the biggest bomb of all time when it left theaters. Not adjusting for inflation. Other movies have since beaten its loss. Due to Paramount being sold at the time, they were able to do some creative accounting and write off most of the loss, but it was still a huge loss. People lie and say that it quickly made its money back in ancillary markets, but it wasn't until it was released on blu-ray in 2009 that the film finally officially broke even, taking every other source of income into account. That was 14 years after its initial release. I would not call that quick.

[@mitchelldexter7713]

Yeah, GotG squish noise is on the Ravager's ship, not the Milano...but it's there (just checked on Netflix & my Bluray) which means Quill had to learn that behaviour somewhere....gross.

[@witchking8497]

Not Costner's movie...but he plays a great enthusiastic idiot in Silverado... one of the few Costner perfomances I 100% enjoy, Scott Glenn is better tho...

[@wailau5983]

Soo...the pee drinking...if you could filter/distill urine into drinking water, wouldn’t you just filter sea water?

[@thomashaberl2858]

Can't we get BEYOND the Thunderdome?!!!!

[@oriole21bird]

Not gonna lie....I've always liked this movie. Because it is like Mad Max on water. It's too long in my opinion, but still enjoyable post apocalyptic fun.

[@Armygirlsdad]

Sorry, Waterworld is good, and I like Kevin Costner. He's definitely better than Michael Cage.

[@ericmorneau7758]

Wait, you guys comment on a KZbin video that’s commenting on a video? I guess there’s bottom feeders everywhere now. Will someone comment or review you guys?

[@casuallychallenged]

that noise is groot. It is the sound of his wooden moving around. You can hear it every time he moves, that scene is just more quiet than most. Groot turns his head right at that moment. funny, but get your head out of the gutter guys ;P there is a similar "mechanical whir" sound every time one of the "iron" folks move around in a scene (in their suits). Iron Man, War Machine, Pepper in Endgame (SPOILED!). Some characters just always make a foley sound.

[@ChrisHarperBooks]

I was going to say that I hardly ever read books that movies are based off of (with the major exception being the Harry Potter books)...but then I remembered that I literally have a copy of The Martian sitting on my desk two feet away from me.

[@albertthedragon2075]

I bloody love Joe's Redwall tshirt.

[@jonnnney]

So there is a real water world burning man style festival every year in some Californian body of water called Ephemerisle. So if you're interested in a less organized floating version of burning man to do some water world cosplay you should check it out.

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

So there's gotta be a third Costner Tin movie, right? Pushing Tin, Tin Cup, and...?

[@zer0luv]

You guys could cosplay Waterworld at the Mermaid Parade in Coney Island, NYC.

[@mathsalot8099]

Novelization of films in anticipation of the movie ... mine was batman and robin. Ouch.

[@foxmouth9380]

Joes redwall shirt!!!

[@Hurstcules]

The oral history in Reign of Fire is much more realistic where Christian Bale and Gerard Butler act out Star Wars for a bunch of little kids

[@wraithx7]

MAD MAX+Namor the Sub-Mariner=WATERWORLD. Nuff said.

[@jonathanortega753]

Please do all Tarantino's epic masterpiece films!

[@gavinsmiley9377]

Do people in Water World hookup using the Brindr app?

[@fandomentertainment]

HEYO!!!

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

🤦‍♀️ that was *bad*

[@Greaves1047]

The intro for this trailer is maybe the absolute best one of all Honest Trailers

[@mikaelasiemens8491]

Respect to Joe for the Redwall shirt!

[@DakMT]

Let's get a Sea of Thieves/Waterworld partnership

[@TrekBeatTK]

Lon is conflating John Updike and John Irving

[@kevintrjohnson]

Glad somebody else noticed. Updike is the better writer in any case, not that Irving is bad. If it gets people to read the Rabbit novels or one of his numerous short story collections, then it’s worth the fact check.

[@vincenthalfprice9930]

I wish we lived in a world where there was an Ishtar stunt show in three separate theme parks across the world.

[@levimock3714]

IS THAT A FUCKING RED WALL SHIRT, JOE STARR?!

[@Abbieabma]

I actually loved this movie...

[@MizMite2002]

How do you breathe in Waterworld with no trees.

[@mrs.schmenkman]

The RATMAN don't like gills.

[@TheLowBrassDude]

The novelization of bad movies can sometimes save it from itself, Peter David wrote the novelizations of Battleship and After Earth and those are pretty good.

[@bodacious117]

He was kind of goofy in Silverado

[@gabelogan5877]

So Mad Max is the next Honest Trailer?

[@smashbluewhale9674]

Wild Wild West Which fake title?

[@HasekDaScudaDoodle]

Ahhhhh nooooooo I was wearing headphones

[@vincentjosephpanes8678]

Do Shazam! honest trailer!

[@benzaiten933]

what has Costner done recently?

[@Johnny0lovely69]

Alright next week wild wild west

[@estigger]

I'm from Brazil so I'm not sure about my ability to identify accents, but did Joe get super southerner when he started telling about his family feud? Where's he from?

[@estigger]

@Thulsa Doom yes!! I think I've heard that once!

[@edgardominguez391]

okay but who does the voice?

[@brienirving7573]

kudos on redwall shirt