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Honest Trailers | Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, Danielle Radford & Lon Harris
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, & Max Dionne
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
Production Coordinator: Ryan O"Toole
#HonestTrailers

[@iattacku2773]

The sequel trilogy is like when your teacher gives you a group presentation and you split each section but don’t discuss it before presenting

[@rjallenbach1]

Iattacku I don’t think it’s possible to come up with a better analogy 🤣

[@ezrataylor2956]

Dude... the best analogy I've heard yet of the sequel trilogy omg

[@melissablaine3164]

Iattacku that’s the perfect analogy

[@TheFiddleFaddle]

Seriously. I am sharing this analogy with everyone and their mother.

[@brandonlyon730]

And yet Lucas still made worst movies when he had the prequels planned. Yeah I said it, crucify me if you want but while I can acknowledge the sequel movies have there problems I will still say that the prequels other then Revenge of the Sith are worst movies then the sequel trilogy.

[@huaiyuechen]

“I used to think the new trilogy was a tragedy, but now I realize it’s a comedy”

[@jeremiesmith7782]

jz ch you win the internet for today!!

[@Maoilios12]

I mean, that's what happened with the prequels.

[@thebrownbaldy]

Agreed

[@bigtastybread66]

You just summed up the prequels

[@ethanjames5727]

I had to muffle my laugh when Chewie blew up

[@mauriciohuaman9688]

"Finn, who's still fighting against all odds to keep himself in the movie" LMFAO

[@cloudedjourney]

I wish they had built the story around him! Way more interesting setup.

[@sirprize275]

Clouded Journey the battle born former stormtrooper is the comic relief character who kills his other stormtrooper brothers without a second thought. What a wasted opportunity

[@emberpowertcg7692]

200th like

[@calebmauer1751]

Yeah, they ruined a potentially good character, especially in the last movie.

[@georgenajera4730]

Man, Finn a Poe were good caharactes in the first movie, now look a them :/

[@izuto727]

Old lady: "who are you?" Rey: "Rey." Old lady: "Rey who?" Rey: "just rey." *imperial officer ghost suddenly appears* Imperial officer: "Rey..... Solo."

[@blueocean7773]

Dont make me cry, still didnt get over the movie

[@kcinrolyat3049]

200th like

[@manvirsahota5310]

219th like

[@_khooman_chronicles_]

🤣

[@iphito7539]

Old lady: “who are you?” Force ghost Palpatine appears Rey: “I am the senate” *pulls red lightsaber and stabs woman.*

[@p4ndakh]

This movie is like a dish put together from whatever left in the fridge.

[@tyfenrir]

This is one of the best ways I've heard it described.

[@WildPomStudios]

Actually no because that stuff in the fridge won’t make you sick the way this film does! 🤢

[@1mikeap4]

@@WildPomStudios Maybe some of the stuff was past its expiration date. *coughpalpatinecough*

[@cass7448]

In fairness, this is about the best they could do with a hunk of stale bread, some wilted lettuce, and that jar of pickles you don't even remember buying.

[@max1muslegend772]

Alasdair Black the stale bread is the hype for the Skywalker Saga, the wilted lettuce is the Skywalker Saga, and the pickles are TLJ.

[@saberfaber3203]

I swear Finn's entire character is just "REYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[@openshores4288]

so we have a new "muh queen" ? hahaha

[@Nikk-Astyr]

WRRYYYYYY!!!

[@kongmengyang1098]

I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!! LOOK!!!!

[@macdege6754]

He might be worse than Naruto.

[@reginaphalange9417]

Kong Meng Yang ... which ended up in the cutting room

[@leviathjensen2149]

How many freaking times does palpatine have to electrocute himself before he learns his lesson

[@triple-d2640]

UNLIMITED POWWAAAAA!!!!

[@Haley123ful]

“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man”

[@cccbbbaaa110]

*It's treason then*

[@dunkanbulk14]

@@Haley123ful "I love the younglings"

[@ozandogan3971]

It only happened 2 times....

[@saikishanrepalle3793]

The rise of Skywalker explained in a single sentence: "stuff happens."

[@coin3720]

I mean, that's a pretty good explanation for almost any movie...

[@saikishanrepalle3793]

@@coin3720 well, you're not wrong.

[@coin3720]

@Karen Kalantari there are definitely reasons for stuff. Some things are definitely explained after that fact, but there is an explanation for everything..

[@guardian7773]

@@coin3720 like how Ben and Rey randomly fall in love at the end? Or how all them spaceships appeared out of nowhere in this movie after a call for help but not in the 8th? Or how the wreckage of the Death Star exists after being vaporized? Or how an ancient dagger conveniently lines up with the wreckage? Or how Rey can force heal while Jedi, who train their entire lives, can’t? Or how they fixed Luke’s lightsaber after being destroyed in episode 8? Help me understand

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@coin3720 Ahhh, how idealistic of you to believe that))))

[@ManateeMentality]

"All the new characters you still barely know after three movies have returned." lol so true

[@Darktower52082]

There was more character development in the first 15 minutes of Han Solo being introduced in the original trilogy, than there was for this lot through three movies. Oh, and Han shot first.

[@johnoconnor4528]

Because these are all cash grabs now.

[@adamboh393]

The Rise of Skywalker is the only time we see all supposed three main leads on screen sharing a conversation, I can’t even remember a time before this movie where Poe and Rey talked to each other.

[@liamroberson440]

ManateeMentality Except for Kylo Ren. We know Kylo Ren.

[@lighthousepremiere2597]

Liam Robinson easily one of the best characters in the star wars universe and by far the best in this trilogy

[@richardgurney1844]

"I'm starting to think it's a bad idea to have 1 studio make every big movie" Love this!

[@sonicmania6753]

Disney is just owning everything now

[@richardm3023]

@@sonicmania6753 You misspelled "Destroying"

[@sonicmania6753]

Richard M yes

[@zorkosgaming3606]

bcuz there's only one trust worthy studio

[@bobbo0383]

Probabably because it is a bit spoilery, I'm surprised they didn't use the part where Rey battles Palpatine and she says I am all the Jedi, I was half expecting her to say I am Iron Man

[@drewprosser8861]

“TONY SITH CLONED THIS IN A CAVE” gets me every time and honestly I have no idea why

[@evanclark4868]

I died!!!!!

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Because it's true.

[@yarpen26]

It's a reference to Obadiah's line in the first Iron Man "Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave!".

[@BigBlokeSeanyPops]

WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS

[@Ben-co9hy]

Ah, Star Wars. The only movie series that manages to be repetitive and inconsistent at the same time.

[@clarkguinocor8159]

Lol what about the Transformers movies

[@stinger59605]

Clark Guinocor those are a pretty consistent string of explosions

[@clarkguinocor8159]

stinger 59605 It’s inconsistent for example: The first movie clearly implies that they arrived in 2007 and bumblebee was the first one. But in “The last knight” it is implied that the transformers arrived on earth since the medieval times. See my point?

[@iloveutubesince3207]

The X-Men movie series also manages to be repetitive and inconsistent at the same time.

[@believer4002]

@@clarkguinocor8159 We never see when bee arrives in 07. In medieval times we only see the transformer knights. So they show the autobots, ironhide, jazz, optimus arrive in 07. They never explain when bee arrive.

[@sombramemer1230]

Say "Identity theft is NOT A JOKE REY! Families suffer every year."

[@jackcarlisle1259]

the office premiered 15 years ago today

[@rafterscott]

F_cking yes to this!

[@jeffreyquinde6707]

Reincarnated Pewdiepie Bro, Shut Up

[@YOMANHD]

Makes a total of.... 11 dollars

[@IsaacV2495]

Especially families of the sand people.

[@ShockwaveDawn]

"Finn struggeling against all odds to stay in the movie". Sad how accurate this is.

[@Mgauge]

ShockwaveDawn Nobody got done more dirty in these movies than Finn.

[@dun498]

Sad part is, he's the only character I actually kind of liked. And I respect John Boyega for actually knowing some of the original Star Wars canon.

[@lal12]

@@dun498 I really disliked his character, because well he was pretty useless and his emotional reactions were at least strange. But that Boyega knows about original Star wars is actually surprising if you look at the whole rest...

[@mastervision5902]

@@dun498 Seriously, I thought I'd dislike him from the trailers of The Force Awakens, but I have come to like him more than the other new characters. I hate that he got side-lined so much in this film.

[@MrFuggleGuggle]

>Put in a character to meet a racial quota >Do nothing with him, and prove all the people who criticized him being added to the story for that reason right. Thanks Disney!...

[@DeezneyMinusNg]

"... that managed to do the impossible. Unite fans who loved the Last Jedi and fans who hated the Last Jedi... ...by pleasing none of them"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wesleyteng6488]

I liked it.

[@Yougotcaged102]

I was pleased

[@faizahmad8738]

Z😂😂😂

[@michelletjen5983]

Loved it😂👍

[@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457]

I like it, The comment, not the movie.

[@hoplitethirtynine1487]

So the Rise of Skywalker is basically the story of how a young woman stole Luke's identity.

[@genesisdawn6672]

Correction: the entire series has been reduced to the Palpatines destroying and then impersonating the Skywalkers.

[@markusjordan-2187]

Rey didn't nobody's identity.

[@ryeguy7941]

Basically sums up the trilogy.

[@michaelkrolewski7406]

Yep, basically like Terminator and Mad Max

[@bluelionsage99]

Well yeah, the point of the whole thing was to replace the white guys.

[@teamrainbow7674]

“Starring Rey’s dramatic reveal face” I think she took Joey Tribbiani’s acting class and tried to divide 232 by 13

[@abbaszaidi8371]

TeamRainbow crying= tweezers to that area

[@D3Jouker]

I was looking for this comment :D Also smell the fart acting :D

[@pdzombie1906]

Yeah, she should have sticked to "how you doiiiing..."

[@KarstensCreationsKC]

LOL, I guess that's better than being subjected to his smell the fart acting...

[@epsilona7472]

ahh thats the first thing that came to my mind too!!

[@GeneralChangOfDanang]

I like how Harrison Ford looks like he just rolled out of bed for this one.

[@lolbroklol]

He would have done it remotely if he could have.

[@cgphotoandfilm]

I bet he did ngl

[@kenknowlton3085]

Scruffy looking nerf herder

[@kenknowlton3085]

When interviewed he always acts like he hates Star Wars and the fans

[@Dr.Yakub22]

I wouldn’t be surprised if he wanted to do his scene on Skype.

[@NYWallCrawler]

When you realized C-3PO is actually Luke and Leia's half brother.

[@pandora8610]

"From a certain point of view"

[@mustardeater3187]

"this is legitness"

[@albaradix1598]

he is the last Skywalker and not Rey, change my mind

[@saraola6477]

lol

[@sab3redg333]

If George Lucas thought of it, he would probably have leia kiss him too...

[@MrMagickStar]

"I am all the Sith" "And I... am... IronMan" "Wait, what?"

[@bilbobeutlin3319]

"I am inevitable" "I am...the senate" "Wait, what?"

[@PGW85Productions]

Oh, referencing Pitch Meetings in an Honest Trailers comment section is tight!

[@leonorcrafts9877]

@AJ WoodZ it sure is sir!!!

[@_somerandomguyontheinternet_]

Because I’m Batman.

[@MrMagickStar]

@@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ *shocked face*

[@bobxyzp]

“I’m Rey.” “Rey who?” “Reyd the novelization if you want to know more about me!”

[@dustygrant3043]

I wish i could find IT but IT's no where in site!!! I WOULD 💘 TO read IT!!

[@Howlingburd19]

“I’m Rey.” “Rey-who...?” “...Ma-Rey Sue.”

[@tmcttf8087]

@@Howlingburd19 Pretty much.

[@user-jh6kx1fw9h]

They've, actually, put-in her "training", or something... It's too funny (I mean, it would be, if it weren't so tragic :))

[@firenze6478]

I’m Rey Rey who? maRey Sue

[@danielskyminer3197]

I think we can all agree there's one person who NEVER let us down. That's the maestro himself John Williams.

[@VerryBonne]

Yes, and also Ben Burtt

[@Brabbel93]

TROS really disappointed me, but that cameo makes it worth it so much. I have spend every day since TFA was announced hoping to see John in one of the movies

[@semanticsamuel936]

I'd even disagree with this. Can you remember any theme from the sequel trilogy beyond Rey's theme? I can't...and I'm not even sure what Williams does to develop Rey's theme. I may need to watch the films more (I'd rather not), but I am struggling. They aren't bad scores by any means (John Williams' worst score is still better than near any other composer!), but they aren't particularly interesting either. The scores for the PT and, especially, the OT are far more interesting.

[@mitchelkvedar674]

@@semanticsamuel936 would have to agree - nothing is ingrained in my head- still love the man!

[@JonathanLundkvist]

The reason the music is not memorable is because the new trilogy lacks epic moments that forge the music into the story. That is not Williams fault.

[@staleravioli9619]

I like that Finn didn't get any sort of ex-stormtrooper arc in 3 blockbuster films, but Mayfield only needed like 5 minutes of a Mandalorian episode to complete an entire arc

[@benfed4873]

“To find out that Stormtroopers were kidnapped children” What? You didn’t know that? It was in the Before the Awakening companion! You should have been reading that in between rounds of Fortnite!

[@dunkanbulk14]

you call yourself a Star Wars fan! pffft

[@DuelaDent52]

Wasn’t that already explained in The Force Awakens?

[@benfed4873]

@@DuelaDent52 I honestly can't remember, but still, that's not the point of the joke

[@Xpwnxage]

@@DuelaDent52 Yes it was

[@jamesck7559]

“Rey who?” “Rey Skywalker” *IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE REY!! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!!*

[@crossxfuse]

identity comment theft

[@notquitemytempo1353]

MICHAEL!

[@cortanatheai6103]

If Rey is now Rey Skywalker, and Ben Solo's mother is princess Lea, a Skywalker, then it looks like incest runs in the family

[@faizans4537]

dwight schrute has entered the chat

[@vetarlittorf1807]

Not defending the movie, but why is everyone okay with Rose from Titanic stealing Jack's name but not when Rey steals Luke's name?

[@yackawaytube]

The emperor should have said, "Rey, I am your grandfather"

[@brian19991]

I would have pissed myselflaughing if he had :)

[@kholtonthebarbarian2590]

Or rather: “no, I, am your grandfather.”

[@wickkidda]

No, Obiwan killed your grandfather.

[@kikithefangirl1033]

No he should have said "No, I am your grandfather" after cutting off her arm.....duh!

[@yackawaytube]

@@wickkidda "No, Luke killed your grandfather"

[@MichaelGaskin]

I watched Return of the Jedi with my daughter and I always get choked up when Luke sees the three ghosts at the end... THAT is the end of the Skywalker Saga for me.

[@galenmarek4582]

That's why in the beginning of this honest trailer they say "the conclusion to force awakens", not the star wars saga. Cuz it is Definitely not that

[@tsunamifoxy]

Always has been!

[@lydia2776]

Unless you count The Mandalorian, and hopefully any future tv shows.

[@kentocogburn4553]

@@lydia2776 or legends

[@PrayerofPara]

It is. This trilogy is no more connected than all the of expanded universe stories of yore. It's Star Wars but written by totally different people with totally different ideas and even less (far less) consistency with the core stories or rules of the universe.

[@jamie.lynn004]

"These poor schmucks, whose stories must have been cut for time."😂

[@CrimsonCharan]

Funny thing is, I only know 2 characters: Rose and Lt. Connix (Carrie's daughter).

[@Mgauge]

“The characters you barely know, even after three movies.” To be fair; the writers and actors barely know who any of these people are supposed to be.

[@danielpcowen]

Kathleen Kennedy knows, she just doesn't have the ability to communicate it.

[@Aredel]

They spent more time telling people Rey's character isn't defined by anyone else instead of defining Rey's character.

[@jacobivers8577]

I think Adam Driver did a good job with what he had

[@raensaeck]

@@Aredel lmao

[@CoOlKyUbI96]

@@jacobivers8577 Kylo Ten is probably the ONLY new character with good character development that spanned across all the films

[@grahamapol3185]

You missed the most obvious Marvel/Star Wars comparison yet: “I am inevitable.” - “And I... am... Iron Man.” “I am all the Sith!” - “And I... am all the Jedi.”

[@ariavachier-lagravech.6910]

Either they missed it or they don't want to compare that masterpiece moment with something so sacrilegious

[@MrChadsimoneaux]

Iiiiiiiiiii'm every woman it's all in meeeeeee. Well whatever I stand by this.

[@korneliusblomdalsaksen651]

Probably Cut for time, Something This movie also should have done

[@candymaster1661]

Peew I thought I'm the only one who noticed it.

[@zacharychavez3482]

He's also the Senate.

[@rossmholden]

"A rose by any other name would get to speak" - genuis

[@theunenlightenedsaint]

Ngl 'pickled snoke' sounds like both a fancy and exotic dish

[@rdphoenix07]

Palpatine: "Strike me down...." Rey: "I will not give into my hate and join the Dark Side!" Palpatine: "No, I want you to strike me down so I can get out of this train wreck of a movie."

[@fileyguy]

and he wanted to be the most diverse charactor in any star wars movie. rey kills him his spirit enters her body sounds like a transexual to me.

[@alphavegas1]

The Trainwreck was the last Jedi

[@andreasmeelie1889]

rdphoenix07 XD😂

[@jayhawk1156]

@@alphavegas1 the sequels are the trainwreck

[@macdeus2601]

@@alphavegas1 Thing is, though... The Last Jedi is the best movie in the new trilogy. Which is an extremely low bar to clear, but at least the story in TLJ was somewhat coherent and was made by people who didn't think a movie gets to assign homework to the audience.

[@jackcavanaugh6744]

“I’m Rey” “Rey who?” “Reyd Shadow Legends!”

[@16701chaos]

"Thats not true, thats impossible !"

[@TheHelghast1138]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[@xuganyu96]

The PVP DVD RPG for people with ADHD

[@filipefernandes870]

no, just Rey Who, her name is Rey Who

[@Royal__Kitsune]

I would MUCH prefer this over Rey calling herself a Skywalker

[@dunkanbulk14]

Disney: Rey is not a Mary Sue! also Disney: gives Rey everything while everyone else gets table scraps

[@davidb8656]

She’s a strong independent woman! It’s not her fault she gets literally everything handed to her and never has to earn any of it!

[@davidwuhrer6704]

To be fair, that's not a Mary Sue. Mary Sue was a badly written teenage power fantasy and wish fulfillment. This is something worse.

[@DRMegaone]

You guys nailed soo much of this trilogy in 7 minutes. “Oh we’re using our made up names” that tone was hilarious!!

[@Noah-iv6rb]

You forgot, “I am inevitable.” ‘And I am Iron Man’”. And “I am all the sith” ‘And I am all the Jedi”.

[@Skitz0frenix]

Yess. Came here to say this

[@3DHT]

The difference being that the armies following the Avengers had at least been established. Thanos....Well, time travel is inherently a Deus Ex Machina, but he did have his own armies. Palps and the Resistance? Not so much.

[@lamakicker69]

“Everyone seemed to like endgame so maybe we just copy them?” “Yup sounds good”

[@Carpediem357]

Damon Harlan Thomas no difference just a copy

[@lowgunfire2671]

"Not. Yet."

[@jpthemusicenjoyer]

Leia to Rey through the whole movie: “never be afraid of who you are” Rey: *finds out she’s a palpatine Also Rey: “I’m ReY sKyWaLkEr”

[@bemotivated8443]

Are you making fun of a woman?Reeeee

[@deadshot5007]

Oh sure if I find out my grandfather is hitler I will surely choice his name over a family that loves me

[@geekyradical4985]

Well, I'm pretty sure that the intention in the movie is that even though she's biologically related to Palpatine, she obviously doesn't respect him, while she greatly admires the Skywalker family so she names herself after them.

[@matheussanthiago9685]

SHE SHOULD HAVE SAID JUST REY GODDAMMIT

[@aidanmattys7488]

@@deadshot5007 in the context of saving the universe (and yes, some jews), I'd stick with the name, completely ruining Hitler's legacy. Being forgotten in favor of a better family member would be the worst insult to a power-mongerer trying to start a global (or galactic) state

[@WowUsernameAvailable]

"Use the force, me" is something I will be saying to myself anytime I'm trying to do something and it ain't working out XD

[@shivamdhoot6920]

Old lady: "who are you?" Rey: "Rey." Old lady: "Rey who?" Rey: Rey Mysterio 619s away

[@tristanjun8530]

No one: Finn the entire movie: "REY!!!!!!"

[@Matt-rm5ir]

He's such an annoying character

[@steamboathedgie]

"WHAT, Finn?!"

[@AnnaDraconida]

Running around screaming for Rey = his entire character arc over 3 films.

[@michaelstrong5383]

And that's his whole character arc throughout this movie.

[@MewTCG1]

Tristan Jun I think Finn had so much potential in TFA, then the writers just completely forgot he was force sensitive in the next two movies. I liked Finn a lot in TFA though.

[@bigtastybread66]

"This film managed to do the impossible. Unite fans who loved The Last Jedi and fans who hated The Last Jedi, by pleasing none of them" Perfectly sums up this movie

[@anthonymartensen3164]

It pleased me. 😊

[@caesarandottoforever]

I didn't care for Last Jedi.. This wasn't great, but I certainly liked it. So... not at all accurate.

[@medalgear654]

At least with the prequels we were still united by our love for the franchise. I wonder why?

[@medalgear654]

@@anthonymartensen3164 nobody cares.

[@caesarandottoforever]

@@medalgear654 Plenty of people took issues with the prequels, Redlettermedia became quasi famous for slamming them all.BUT, they were a singular vision at least vs... a relay race of storytelling.

[@dezuhray553]

You forgot the part when Rey says “and I am all the Jedi” is like when Tony says “and I am Ironman”

[@cassia-andor6445]

RDJ will always have the better line. It fits his character arc (yeah, he actually had one).

[@jedibrolo3551]

Desiree Hehe Jar Jar Abrahams stole that from Endgame! What a thief!!! 😤😒🤦🏼‍♂️

[@KennyHavoc]

What made the endgame final scene better was that we knew every character that arrived at the end and what it meant for them to show up and they had staggered entrances. In this movie they just all came at once without anyone knowing who they were.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Exactly!

[@johnharrison2086]

Well one of them is the crew of Serenity...

[@elmoglue]

“I’m starting to think it’s a bad idea for one studio to make every big movie.” Olaf in Frozen 2: Anna, I don’t feel so good....

[@fortisprocer966]

Oof. I haven't seen F2 but that hurts. And is really funny for some reason!

[@viddork]

And then he disintegrates into a bunch of snowflakes?

[@jimd603]

@@fortisprocer966 don't worry, he's okay😂

[@beefymuscle9530]

Warnerbros, cartoon network, dc comics, also do the same thing. Steven universe future the story arc is same story to dc comics story. Peoples love it.Disney want to do like that too.

[@conyo985]

It really is. It's almost a monopoly at this point.

[@Jimjam96]

Finn throughout the Trilogy: RRRRREEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@doncorleole2356]

Nidhin James except when he runs away with Rose

[@aztn19]

Finn was consistently annoying & uselessly underwhelming across the new trilogy

[@doncorleole2356]

@@aztn19 He was like the only new good idea they had in the whole trilogy and they already wasted it half way through TFA

[@SamTheMarioMan]

@@aztn19 Finn was at least somewhat important in Force Awakens, but you could take Finn out of Episodes 8 and 9 and the story wouldn't be changed at all.

[@LogicAndCompassion]

And then he settles for the fugly gal. Lol

[@nedandtheneedlefishvevo575]

Rey: I’m a Skywalker Sandy Cheeks: No you ain’t!

[@wolfshankland8719]

So is Star Wars a prequel to Dune??? "Your friends old job was running spice"

[@maximk9964]

Look guys, it had to flow, and I needed the money

[@mattpfarr6129]

Hmmm....Oscar Isaac is in both...

[@Skyebright1]

He who controls the spice controls the rebellion

[@cylvonkoursfelt4742]

Gekoloniseerd

[@elaineb7065]

The Spice Must Poe

[@zotharr]

"Finn, who's still fighting against all odds to keep himself in this movie" Lol, best line in this vid xD

[@Mgauge]

zotharr They did this character so dirty when he had so much potential to begin with.

[@pu7pl3z33]

😂😂😂😂

[@lorealiiiii]

Geostomp fr

[@ericwingate124]

REEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[@jeffreyquinde6707]

Geostomp Finn learned to care about other stuff than just Rey in Last Jedi, but here, he’s back to only caring about Rey smh

[@IanG99]

2015 *”The game sucks, I’ll stick with the movie”* 2020 *”The movie sucks, I’ll stick with the game”*

[@danielblitzke3909]

True story

[@ratbat1072]

Lego star wars

[@RetractedandRedacted]

@@ratbat1072 lego star wars is the only star wars canon

[@danielbjorklund2362]

Both sux...ahh a walk in the woods

[@TNTITAN]

More like “They both suck, let me try out this Witcher thing”

[@Galimeer5]

"I'm Rey" "Rey who?" "Rey Star Wars"

[@asafupps]

No one: Rey’s dramatic reveal face: 😦

[@NYWallCrawler]

When you realize every trilogy end with the senate electrocuted himself.

[@Aiijuin]

Lol! I actually never thought of that, but so true! 🤣🤣🤣

[@adieuuuu]

😂😂😂

[@unspecifiedvirusofunknownr2931]

Prequel didn't

[@itsokgames]

@@unspecifiedvirusofunknownr2931 *cough* Mace Windu

[@unspecifiedvirusofunknownr2931]

@@itsokgames he said the senate get electrocuted in the end of trilogy not a Jedi,read the comment about,will ya?

[@likethemovies8991]

???: I'm Rey. Old Lady: Rey who? Rey: Rey-d Shadow Legends.

[@kissmyasthma9973]

Underrated comment lmaooo

[@WiloPolis03]

Not super original

[@julkifsad8699]

More like Ray-vange of the sith!

[@literallystingy2858]

😂💀💀

[@nohbodhi1120]

more like Rey-you stole this comment

[@brandonallenczy772]

"....and the new force powers, that really would've come in handy for Qui Gon Jinn". Literally died laughing

[@petersheffer3482]

Which is better than dying from a lightsaber

[@Aredel]

@@petersheffer3482 or losing the will to live ;)

[@zerothefaceless4888]

I wish i'd see someone on the internet who knows what the word "literally" means.

[@lincolnpalmer9309]

When it compared the scene with Rise of skywalker and phantom menace I realized that phantom menace has way more of a Star Wars feel than IX

[@Tigerman1138]

Lincoln Palmer Lucas’s work? They are like platinum compared to this scrap metal.

[@geetadhumane5793]

@@Tigerman1138 very well agreed

[@TerdSmasher303]

The original trilogy made Imperial March, The Prequals made Duel of the Fates , did the Disney trilogy even try to made a kickass event/battle theme?

[@geekyradical4985]

@@TerdSmasher303 What about Kylo Ren's theme, Rey's theme and the Resistance theme?

[@dorkknight7225]

Avengers Endgame has more star wars feel than IX itself.

[@insertclevernamehere1186]

Really, the thing that hurts these movies the most is that there was no plan at all. Why would you let an iconic trilogy with a massive fanbase be passed between different directors with different plans for the series like the child of a divorced couple? Imagine if in Empire, Darth Vader said that he was Luke's father, just for him to say "oh, I was lying" in Return of the Jedi. If the Emperor wasn't introduced in Empire and was just shoehorned into the opening text crawl in RotJ, like "oh yeah, you thought Vader was the big bad? Nope, this is his boss. Don't question it..."

[@Sakaki98]

Marcus Stevens Because that’s extra work for a franchise that was guaranteed to make mad money without effort due to its size and legacy.

[@1buszybudy13]

Money

[@reelkonversationswithryank4945]

@@Sakaki98 - Don't you think that if they had invested a little more time into the story that 8 and 9 could have also broke 2 Billion?

[@mwolsen96]

A good reminder that it wasn't all Rian's fault. Kennedy needed to give him a plan.

[@wallywest2360]

Agreed. If JJ had made all three we would at least have a cohesive story. Maybe. Who knows, but this part 1, part whoops, part 3 thing is an abomination.

[@devanhinskey9001]

“I... am... inevitable- er, I mean, all the Sith.” “And I... am... Iron Ma- er, I mean, all the Jedi.”

[@ADAMan123]

Chill dude, TROS was written before that movie so technically it copied Star Wars.

[@TheSkywriter3]

I see you too watch Pitch Meetings.

[@whatsthechord2783]

Haha I wish they had included this in the video

[@macknight2352]

Adam Ferry how did it copy TROS, that interaction in Endgame made much more sense within the writing?

[@pitui1987]

And TROS was still doing reshoots into last November, so it’s not like the script was unchanged the entire time.

[@robinr4697]

3:05 I believe Screen Junkies perfectly understood John Boyega's ordeal with Disney and Star Wars

[@Alec11_43]

It’s incredible how unlike the last two, honest trailer isn’t even attempting to defend or “from a certain point of view” this movie. Just goes to show how so many have run out of reasons and/or excuses to like this trilogy at this point(and how bad things have gotten).

[@TheSecondVersion]

*"Ow."* - literally Ben's only line between his redemption and death

[@sunnysied713]

The writing was so bad, Ben was speechless.

[@397llederson6]

OMG true Ben's silencene made Vader look like he was making a speech

[@jasongeorgis3483]

In the original script he never crawled out of that bottomless pit making his last line the Willhelm scream so baby steps I suppose

[@duckhundred]

Honest Trailers: The only consistent character throughout all nine films R2-D2: *Angry beeps*

[@Barcrest]

To be fair he doesn't have much screen time

[@pigmiwarriorentertainment274]

I think because he suddenly had a jetpack & combat abilities in the prequels that he seemingly forgot about from EpIV onward & because he was in a coma for years for no reason, whereas 3PO consistently shuffled around being camp & socially awkward for all 9.

[@Ellis_Hugh]

@@pigmiwarriorentertainment274 This. Flying R2-D2 disqualifies him for certs.

[@annam.826]

In the 7th movie he only had screentime at the end and also there were a few weird inconsistent changes to him... So I think thats what he means

[@duckhundred]

In that case C-3PO doesn’t count cause he literally had like 10 seconds on screen in Rogue One

[@stephr5914]

"like the first order keeps sending them running whenever some character growth is about to happen" 🤣

[@pixxelwizzard]

"Finn, who's fighting against all odds to keep himself in the movie." Haven't LOL'd that hard at an honest trailer in a loooong time. XD

[@JackFroid1]

This honest trailer was better than the movie, but you still missed the most obvious parallel between mcu and star wars 9: "and I am Iron man/all the jedi"

[@balarezographics]

there is just too many crap in tha movie, you cant fit all in one video

[@bemotivated8443]

So much to make fun,of so little time

[@laurocoman]

This and GOT season 8 have the botched ending in common.

[@neontime8507]

It was a cliche before marvel did it

[@rw835]

Came down here to say exactly this!

[@camwood5460]

I was about to be very upset that the honest trailer ignored R2D2, but then I remembered that the movie also did

[@iryaniedit2317]

Nice

[@eiselda]

Actually, R2 played the biggest role in the movie: he destroyed the last little bit of there seeming like consequences are a thing (for all the dummies out there, I’m talking ‘bout C3P0)

[@kenobean]

From just the movie, it feels like they just took some regular stormtroopers, slapped some cool armor and weapons on them, and called them the knights of ren.

[@aid-kit11]

EP 7: A New Hope V2 EP 8: The Last “Jedi” EP 9: The Rise of Palpatine

[@macewindu4165]

Every sequel sucked Except the force awakens that was decent tbh

[@johnrichardson5599]

I'd say episode 7 was more a New Hope 1.1 than A New hope 2.0

[@macewindu4165]

Karen Kalantari the Jedi hate the sequels I can say that

[@aid-kit11]

Mace Windu lol the Jedi do hate the sequels

[@macewindu4165]

karen kalantari hey at least we have the OT, prequels, and a lot of shows and games The sequels are not necessary

[@seventhplace1990]

"TONY SITH CLONED THIS IN A CAVE!" That was incredible.

[@alvnoah]

My favourite lmao

[@PjPerez]

I LOLed

[@abdulbasit9435]

With a bunch of midichlorians!

[@Polo-rp9hk]

Why did “How can I be a mechanic? I have no arms” kills me

[@dightonazpeitia4350]

Because you are easily amused?

[@reincarnatednewgen193]

When he said " starwars " I felt dat

[@gabrielle9702]

Because this alien replaced Rose, who was actually a competent mechanic, to please fanboys? This makes me laugh and sad

[@caseygoddard]

What can I say...that slug is destined for a managerial position.

[@galaxia3175]

"Don't force so hard, you'll end up just like your brother", gets me everytime! XD

[@ihateyou1538]

The talented mrs. Ridley line is way too underappreciated. It's literal comedic genius.

[@littlegoblinjunior5156]

I’ve never seen The talented Mr Ripley so It went over my head. What does this reference mean?

[@Skyebright1]

@@littlegoblinjunior5156 he kills someone and takes their place

[@PyroPuffs777]

So in the end, Palpatine couldn’t have his thousand year Empire so he ended the Skywalker lineage and had his granddaughter steal their name.

[@eggsnspam]

So Palpatine won. Great.

[@mitchjust6688]

Pretty much! Hahaha! Palpatine FTW!

[@AzizUchikiraChan]

It would be more quick if palpatine just say to anakin that he want to have his kid

[@KneelB4Bacon]

Yeah, it's pretty horrifying if you think about. The Skywalker line is ended. Everything Luke and Anakin did was for nothing and the Palpatines have won. Rey has taken Luke's X-Wing, his lightsaber, his home and even his freaking NAME. JJ Abrams is a nihilist who just wants to "leave his mark" on a franchise, like a dog pissing on a tree.

[@Rookiebatman]

@@KneelB4Bacon "JJ Abrams is a nihilist who just wants to 'leave his mark' on a franchise, like a dog pissing on a tree." I've been saying that since 2009.

[@jakubrejak1114]

Knights of Ren : "We're loyal to Kylo Ren." The Senate : "Fight him, he's turned to the light side." Knights of Ren : "But..we're loyal to him." The Senate : DEW IT Knights : OK

[@txcforever]

Also weren't they also force sensitive and basically had similar training with Kylo? And yet they face him holding actual swords and axes? I would prefer just leaving them out of the trilogy at this point and maybe make a spin off or a show about them after the events of the trilogy.

[@enkiimuto1041]

Jumba voice: he is very persuasive!

[@Babybalugaspirit]

"You took everything from me!" "I don't even know who you are."

[@eklypzn]

They didn't even address the Fin/Rey relationship that they alluded to for 3 movies.

[@cosmic3829]

That apparently was also addrssed outside the movie. Supposedly, Finn was trying to tell Rey that he's strong in the force, which I honestly think makes it even stupider that he did nothing in the movie.

[@Tigerman1138]

China doesn’t like interracial couples. China is the reason it was cut out.

[@owo4288]

@@cosmic3829 Remember when TFA trailer has him fight Kylo Ren and make everyone hype for a stormtrooper turn Jedi plotline? Good time.

[@cosmic3829]

@@owo4288 Those were the days. Sometimes I wish I could go back to that time...

[@owo4288]

@@cosmic3829 Not sure about you but I started to lose interest in the sequel right after all of us got baited by that trailer and it turned out to be the same Star Wars plotline.

[@Jacques_the_Rooster]

Finn had literally two basic lines in those movies : "REEEaaaEEEYYYyyy !" and "WOOOoooOOO !" 😏

[@frankjoseph6071]

wwe actor

[@JayJay5244]

And don’t forget his most infamous line: They fly now?

[@strangemarkings]

"These aren't the films you're looking for." "These aren't the films we're looking for. Move along."

[@grahfmetal2558]

My favorite part of the movie was when Rey and Kylo instantaneously teleported objects to one another using magic because the plot said so

[@TheBrickGuy7939]

*C-3PO actually is the only character who has remained consistent, Jeez, that is sad.*

[@solvemproblerstudios5889]

Obi Wan Kenobi- but not all 9 films. Up until TLJ though, he had technically appeared in every saga film.

[@Forriedude]

Umm... where's the love for Artoo?

[@jasonporter5912]

@@Forriedude I'm guessing he's getting counted out because he didn't do anything in The Force Awakens

[@Forriedude]

@@jasonporter5912 well beeeeeep that.

[@Howlingburd19]

Brian Forrest there is no love for R2, anymore, because he’s being fazed out by a cute orange ripoff...

[@kageshira]

"I'm all the SITH!" "And I'm Ironma...I mean all the Jedi"

[@LostJasmine26]

That was such a bad copy & paste move/line; it is embarassing.

[@sddlol19]

@@LostJasmine26 The ending is literally a copy and paste

[@dun498]

"So stuff's just happening right now" "Stuff's just happening right now!"

[@dun498]

@@sddlol19 That was an ending? Sitting through the last half hour, all I could think was "Okay... I guess I can just pretend that makes sense..." and just repeated that over and over again.

[@IZZTZRN]

LOL the ending. don't forget the: "And I....... am -Ironman- all the Jedi."

[@thebrickbountyhunter9046]

Do you know what’s cooler than one captain Phasma? Six captain Phasmas. That part had me dying for some odd reason. If they look cool, they’re completely useless.

[@TheWolfDogMoon]

She also took the millennium falcon, and han’s best friend, Chewbacca.

[@colemacgrath2005]

The ultimate Mary Sue

[@jrickducking6685]

*Luke Skywalker* A Hero Robbed From His Legacy *Chewbacca* A Wookie Deprive From His Ship *Fin (FN-2187)* A Extra Who's Fate Been Cursed *Darth Snoke* A Ghost Literally Without A Past *Kylo Ren (Ben Solo)* A Emo Who Doesn't Stand Out Anymore *Rey **-Palpatine-** Skywalker* A Thief Living A Lie *Darth Sidous* A Man Denied From His Explanation Ex Machina *Star War Legend* Those Who Doesn't Exist *George Lucas* -A Fallen Movie Director- The Man Who Sold The Galaxy

[@WisamSafi1978]

Now that’s one messy divorce.

[@paponmeowmeow4745]

@Toyin Ogunsuyi Well no. There are multiple chosen ones depending on when they are needed apparently

[@joemama0619]

@@paponmeowmeow4745 no

[@og87]

Why didn’t they make Qui gon Reys father? Because fans would be ReyJin.

[@bowenorcutt78]

This needs more likes!

[@brandonlyon730]

She be like over 60 years old.

[@trevorpollo]

* Tyrion Lannister vomiting on the ground *

[@discman15]

Let Quigons by bygones

[@captainhyrule98]

There can be Obi-Wan!

[@rickblaine9670]

“The talent of Mrs Ridley” I’m dying😂😂

[@Riffa22]

Say: hey laser lips, your mother was a snowblower!"

[@MikeyMUnited]

Seconded. Johnny Five rules

[@7Comic7mischief7]

"Talented Ms. Ridley" was an incredible and underappreciated joke

[@TimmyCrackCorn]

Absolutely! Love the "dun-dun-dun" music squeezed in there with it too.

[@CringeDealer69]

I didn't get it. Please help.

[@jorgmintel3060]

Mayur Tupe it’s a spoof of The Talented Mr Ripley, a thriller by Patricia Highsmith. I think the main character kills a friend and takes over his identity.

[@markaceto]

Rey is Daisy Ridley

[@raytan956]

"Not very clear" the entire sequel trilogy in three words

[@marqusmedina5983]

Ray Tan facts

[@christopherjacob5459]

*visible confusion throughout the movie

[@Imlaor25]

And then... Stuff.. happens. Is a more precise description of this trilogy.

[@theggamer2824]

Well that’s your opinion

[@thesamuraispirit7686]

All these 3 movie were enjoyable in my opinion. That being said i cant deny they are a complete mess. Theres no unifying vision for the story its terrible

[@jtlivin]

"Darth Sibelius" - well played!

[@jamoflys]

Gotta do SPACEBALLS!!!!

[@Sakaki98]

“My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.”

[@HeavyMetal-jy4vj]

SAY THIS

[@gristlevonraben]

Good guy on youtube that goes by Report of The Week.

[@jonr4164]

"Is so over this franchise he wouldn't even get a haircut" -stitches.

[@Theanonymousbystander]

When you realize the ending of the movie to the last detail (bunch of litteral death stars, playing the main theme, all ships and main characters teaming up at the end) was already done in Futurama Benders Big score...

[@ex.tremist]

"I'm starting to think it's a bad idea to have 1 studio make every big movie" Disney is going to be The Real Final Order...

[@shawn70715]

Everyone: new trilogy sucks Disney: i dont get it we had so many executives working on it!!!

[@AleisterMeowley]

Shawn Crosby this is 100% accurate

[@janesgems7]

TFA and TLJ didn't suck, TROS was Abrams and Terrio's fan****

[@JKujin]

@@janesgems7 TLJ killed Star Wars

[@a.f9234]

@@JKujin you know Star wars ended for now but Fan wars still continues XD

[@usagifang]

Executives should have been executed.

[@pizzajona]

“I am Iron Man.” “I am all the Jedi” *then proceed to do something with shocking electricity to save the day*

[@timrijnbeek359]

something that Mace Windu allready did

[@v-fire1463]

Original trilogy and prequels: movies made by filmmakers. Sequel trilogy: movies made by a greedy corporation.

[@caliente2512]

Now you fans all of a sudden show love to George and the prequels? Too bad you never did a decade ago or otherwise he would haver never sold his company to the mouse and now we have to deal with this crap trilogy.

[@alexanderliu9376]

@@caliente2512 **THIS COMMENT RIGHT HERE**

[@caliente2512]

@@alexanderliu9376 I hate the sequels but at least I can admit The Last Jedi was a beautifully shot film and if Rey wasn't such a Mary Sue and they got Luke's character right it would've been better than the prequels. Ep. 9 tried to fix the mess 8 was but it was too late and now they hired George to make retcons so let's see how that turns out.

[@nairb2173]

There wasn’t much Disney influence on TFA or TLJ, I think TRoS and Rogue One are the only ones that seemingly had Disney’s hands all over them

[@OscarMPG1]

The prequels were hot garbage too.

[@geraldwatts5492]

"Darth Sibelius" Good name for the cameo!

[@HenshinHeroesMedia]

I'll say this: Thanos' black order had better hype than the knights of ren.

[@SWaves17]

At least they had their own scenes against the heroes in I.W.

[@oldDNU]

'Cause they actually did stuff?

[@timetochronicle]

Thanos's Black order were actually badass. They crippled the Vision, one of the more powerful Avengers, and managed to seperate them, with Tony, Spidey and Strange in space and Cap & crew on Earth

[@tyrantking2322]

Black order were kinda boring by design and motive, but still way better than knights of ren who just stood around

[@alexwright5419]

Iris Trismegistus they were even more powerful in the comics