Honest Trailers - Taken

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America's about to get Taken for the third time! So revisit the first two Takenings, which prove that Liam Neeson should pretty much stay out of Europe.
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Voiceover Narration by Jon: / jon3pnt0
Title design by Robert Holtby
Series Created by Andy Signore / andysignore & Brett Weiner
Written by Dan Murrell, Spencer Gilbert, and Andy Signore
Edited by Dan Murrell & Jason Inman
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Are you still reading this?! Do you have a particular set of skills? If so, type "I practice Qui-Gon-Do" in the comments below!!

[@JillEdits1]

Before I went to Europe by myself my dad told me, "When your over there just remember...I'm no Liam Nesson."

[@MankindFails]

How did you manage to come back alive then ?

[@MouathAlghamdi]

Mankindfails Stewie and Brian

[@MankindFails]

uglyboyentertainment In Youlldieistan in a town called Killingrad.

[@ruispuuro]

That is actually very hilarious! I'm european and i'm sure i would be afraid to travel to america just by myself too. btw another thing that is hilarious is that in europe we think of americans as kinda naive childish people , but if i have understood correctly , americans think of europeans as uptight and phony. xD

[@McTrollenstein]

ruispuuro eh.. snobby, pretentious and naive. those are the words i'd use.

[@RawbeardX]

As an European I agree, Americans, don't come to Europe.

[@JohnnyElRed]

Exactly. We have enough problems fighting between us about who is responsable of European Union problems, and how the countries that don't form part of it blame it of their problems.

[@Checkedbox]

Sanic thought the same about America :]

[@tahasedjal9380]

Sanic I went to murica, it wasnt that great either... I didnt see one single eagle. And I heard murica was the land of freedom and that there was so much freedom you could roll on the floor and the floor was made of freedom, that was a lie, the floors are made of asphalt like any other place.

[@Checkedbox]

Sanic there wasn't anything amazing. There wasn't anything bad either. Just seemed average - whats the hype about? :o I agree some cities are nice and the UK only has London as a large city cuz we so tiny : p

[@Checkedbox]

Taha Sedjal ;D

[@Hyper_Fixation]

"Liam's Nissan." My life is complete XD

[@AjayGupta-jn6eu]

That One Cosmic Autobot

[@gjaeigjiajeg]

i died right there

[@SteveCarras]

I lost it.

[@steveforsing13]

That was funny but he had me at “Stay vengeful my friends!”

[@vocalbooth8585]

SENT me 👏

[@mattfoley4425]

"...a nightmare for people who don't want their throats destroyed" LMAO!!!

[@TheBreadSliceMaster]

+Matt Foley oh god, took me a while to understand it. now i cant stop laughing ahahaha. i think they watched too much porn

[@mattfoley4425]

+Nosferatu Lol. What happened to him after you hit?

[@Verinexa]

I read toast i didn't get it 😄 Five years later see how many thumbs up you've got

[@waddupmanitsjohn]

This movie is the boomer dad’s ultimate daydream

[@mikeb9270]

Taken 1: They took his daughter. Taken 2: They took his wife. Taken 3: They took his daughter. Taken 4: They turkk his jerrb Taken 5: Dey durkka durrk

[@karlheinrich6506]

hahahahahahah cant stop laughing!

[@kpaschal84]

BEST. COMMENT. EVER.

[@javierlopez9264]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! OMFG! LOLOLOL

[@zonedog1]

this comment seriously should have more likes

[@jerrinm7691]

LMAO. nice one. people should remember to end it with the "cocka doodle doo!" the rooster finished it

[@99mikedude]

I don't know why, but I was dying after hearing Liam's Nissan.

[@jackhackett80]

+Michael Beyda ...in the middle of that laughter now...

[@finlaymcewan]

+jackhackett80 omg same here

[@thinishakamini3980]

same!

[@AvPal_Arts]

+Michael Beyda same here!!

[@nocturnalsingularity6006]

is it because you just finished the blunt you light up 5min ago haha

[@tenaarfeiri7164]

"Sending Americans everywhere an important message: Don't go to Europe!" ... ... It almost seems like this trilogy could've been made by Europeans specifically to deter Americans wanting to visit Europe.

[@logandachaos]

sounds legit

[@CeCe25234]

they're on to us i repeat the americans are on to us

[@suzawilo]

+Pia Tozan 😃😃😃😃😃

[@yvettej.9896]

+Tenaar Feiri She was "taken" by the French and it has been said that they do not like Americans. Haha!

[@terrinmartin9104]

hmmmm?

[@natty187]

film one: girl gets taken in Europe; film two: let's go on holiday in Europe to get over this... doh

[@eosphoros1442]

+Nathan Matthew Yeah, Europe is just like that. Everyone waiting to kidnap Americans ... I don't know why, it's cultural ...

[@natty187]

just normal to have grenades being thrown around and stuff ;) lol

[@jirimasa5143]

+Nathan Matthew well, Istanbul...

[@moist_captain]

huge gliche: starring liam wait...... oh yes... niison? neison?

[@JustFlemishMe]

+Nathan Matthew Because Paris = Istanbul, or France = Turkey. Turkey is more Asia than it's Europe, and Istanbul is literally on the edge.

[@bluemagic3800]

Taken 4 = His dog gets kidnapped... Taken 5 = His neighbor gets kidnapped... Taken 6 = His neighbors daughter gets kidnapped... Taken 7 = His neighbors daughters dog gets kidnapped... Taken 8 = His long lost secret granddaughter from a forgotten marriage gets kidnapped... Taken 9 = He moves into a nursing home - and the Director gets kidnapped.... Taken 10 = His long lost secret grandson from a forgotten marriage goes through intensive military training and takes over as lead character. But eventually ends up being kidnapped...

[@jamaicanrain2757]

OMFG!

[@zerothefaceless4888]

Not kidnapped. Taken.

[@rpsyco]

Taken 11 = His soul is Taken by Satan, and he must get it back.

[@TheIronnia]

rpsyco lol

[@hanna-justinawalliarosalin8769]

Taken 6 sounds like the Korean movie the man from nowhere, which actually was quite awesome though cliche ridden.

[@ColonelCorson]

Taken is just a much more violent version of Finding Nemo.

[@Sodasaman]

I don't know what specie you are, i don't know in what reef you live, but i will sense you, and i wil try to eat you.

[@kenisu-of-dragons5766]

Taking Nemo

[@kennethmccormick1791]

Finding Nemo >>> Taken

[@croc560]

But Liam didn't need the help of somebody with a mental disability.

[@Sodasaman]

William Roney marine biology is my speciality after all

[@deadaccount5889]

So taken is like finding Nemo but for adults

[@matrixgamer8723]

Yeah, sums it up really 😂😂😂

[@pratikrawal6519]

I am Kira nailed it

[@blue-eyedfangirl8760]

i want to argue with this put i can't

[@patricahardy1081]

Popular with the locals

[@thisisajang]

Truer words never been spoken, my friend

[@rjbse]

"Enjoy these 2 films that confirmed every over-protective dad's worst fears" LOL

[@prompt000]

Pretty sure validating those fears is exactly the point of the movies and the fact they did so well just shows how many of those fathers there are.

[@AnsemRev]

I love how the trailer points out that there are two categories of people. 1. People that don't want their throats destroyed 2. People that do want their throats destroyed

[@Jayrage]

ifyouknowwhatimean

[@daltonsmith6704]

ok.is your profile pic ansem,riku,xehanort or xemnas?that was all too confusing in KH2

[@fereydounnavai912]

Razor Eagle td

[@daltonsmith6704]

td?

[@BethanyEvams]

The sexual undertones tho

[@Scrooge042]

I love how the American couple in these movies are played by Neeson (Irish) and Janssen (Dutch). They're written and produced by the French Luc Besson. Perhaps Taken is part of an elaborate European conspiracy to keep American tourists away?

[@Thelemonlicorice]

mr worldwide

[@cooliostarstache5474]

Completely pointless, because I don't know why anyone would go to Europe unless they've been kidnapp- er, taken

[@kelleyk28]

I knew there was another reason besides Neeson to watch this series. I love Besson's movies.

[@jdiaz092009]

"She left the country to follow u2?! ugh I rather be taken" lmao.

[@thereal80sfan]

Amen.

[@thomaskittock2866]

U2 is the greatest rock band alive today.

[@CptDieHard]

@@thomaskittock2866 It's almost like a conspiracy. I've never heard of anyone who listens to or likes U2

[@thomaskittock2866]

@@CptDieHard Okay...? And I know several people who adore them. 70+ million people have heard of them too.

[@thesaim1036]

Thomas Kittock I really wish downvoting comments on KZbin would actually do something sometimes...

[@filmgirlLisa]

"At some point you have to consider maybe he's a bad parent."

[@excellentcollins]

XD

[@lewiswells384]

+filmgirlLisa Deadpool ;)

[@deathbymazda]

I had a dream I took Liam Neeson's daughter. He just wasn't having it.

[@nathanmarsh7976]

I believe that's what the man himself said when asked about doing "4"

[@MT-zu2uq]

Well, he was the one who was against her going to Europe in the first place, so maybe the mom was the bad parent for enabling her.

[@DamBaker95]

I really laughed at: "No one in Europe is safe from Liam Neeson" and you see him looking through a telescope :D

[@tiffsner]

"Sending an important message: Don't go to Europe!" SO TRUE! Whenever I say I'm saving up for a trip to go with my friends, they reference this movie!

[@dextermorgan4686]

Makes totally sense. I would also never travel to the USA, bc "Dexter", "Hannibal", "Criminal Minds", "The Silence of the Lambs", "Psycho", "Seven", etc. have taught me that America is full of (Serial) Killers.

[@shivaniraju791]

when his family is kidnaaaaa...i mean taken .... i lost it !!! XD XD XD XD

[@jasonbrown4526]

This is one of the funniest Honest Trailers. I lost it when he said "Liam's Nissan"

[@barryschwarz]

Yeah, me too!

[@enbeesnatureconfetti3141]

😂😂

[@purehyperbole5727]

What did you lose?

[@shivaniraju791]

@@purehyperbole5727 ma freakin mind lol

[@timr8159]

Liam's Nissan did it...I'm crying!

[@fozejuvscot9820]

me too XD

[@broanonymous2269]

I cri everi tiem

[@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017]

+Bro Anonymous I loev you speaelinzg

[@DerBiimbo]

For me it wars Kim Bauer 😂😂😂

[@TheLoneLoony]

Fun fact: When Liam Nissan first read the script to "Taken", he thought it was going to be Straight-to-DVD.

[@mneeson94]

Liam who?

[@TheLoneLoony]

mneeson94 ...The main character of this movie.

[@mneeson94]

TheLoneLoony I know that, he's my cousin, you just spelled my last name wrong...

[@TheLoneLoony]

mneeson94 fixed

[@mneeson94]

TheLoneLoony lol

[@Downloader3008]

i laughed way too hard at the Liam's Nissan part...

[@kameleon2.074]

Same!! haha!

[@Realracer1998]

LPLP I almost died :D

[@edmann00]

Downloader3008 I laughed so hard my voice was almost ...taken :D

[@lorrainelou4449]

I played the “when his family is kidnaaaaa I mean taken” part at least three times and I died every time 😂🤣💀😭

[@PsychoThirteen]

same with the "third and final takening!", "the worlds Irishniest American." and "Liam's Nissan".

[@lazyperfectionist1]

"A very particular set of skills that make him a nightmare to all people who don't want their throats destroyed." Ha! 🤣

[@7Namjoon]

So she went to Europe to follow the band U2 around? As in that same band I cant get off my fucking iphone

[@micolepalomo5114]

I thought i was the only one! Lol

[@Willams78]

Lol! Man I have that same problem. U2 just made its way on my I phone.

[@1Dyermaker]

U2 is not even that bad.

[@7Namjoon]

Googlewhythefuckdoyou Letmetakethisstupidname Nobody said it was bad. I still don't want them on my phone though

[@sandrasurchi3598]

BandsAreLifeBruh I had to watch 50 tutorials on how to remove them aaha

[@splewy]

Taken Taken 2: Takener Taken 3: Takenest

[@TheodoreGrammar]

Taken 4: Retaken...the reckoning

[@andmicbro1]

Teddy Graham haha! I think you nailed it!

[@AlexSmith-nj3br]

Teddy Graham Haha, best one yet

[@acepoker9668]

Xezatt Taken 6:Kill Bill

[@RichardHorpe]

Taken: the awakening

[@blue-eyedfangirl8760]

Liam Neeson is a jedi master, zeus, and aslan. Why on earth would you try to hurt his family?

[@MrTanley99]

He's also Ras al ghul as well

[@MrTanley99]

He's also Ras Al Ghul as well

[@glykera]

It's cause they don't have American movies in Eastern Europe 😋

[@TheAureliac]

And hung like a horse in "Kinsey".

[@thejohnson2328]

Right, he could fight against John wick and hitman ant once

[@obsessivecompulsiveperson5866]

"The World's oldest teenager" :))

[@RichWharton]

Absolutely shocked that no mention was made about Maggie Grace's character's habit of just yelling someone's name (DAD!!/MOM!! etc) and then running toward them like a drunk Bambi, limbs heading in random directions. Happens at least 6 times across both films, and I'd have had money on this being the focal point of a joke in an Honest Trailer....

[@christianbrix4311]

Thank you! This is the comment I was looking for. The one that stands out to me is when Mills arrives for her birthday party, and she runs towards him in a way that made me question whether she has cerebral palsy and I missed that fact. Also an extremely annoying character, played by an actress who is both devoid of any talent and a decade too old for the role

[@internziko]

These honest trailers have seriously the best writing I've heard in a while. Keep up the good work guys

[@Zachary_Sweis]

The only problem I had with the first film was U2. What teenager in 2009 likes U2? Liam's Nissan had me bawlin'.

[@adrian_2684]

This.

[@christianchiakulas852]

I was a teenager in 2009 and I loved the shit out of U2.

[@tristanhartup4936]

I'm guessing Luc Besson thought that's what American teenagers in 2009 were into.

[@jackleague3086]

Hipsters and people who appreciate music

[@itayeldad3317]

Apple?

[@brandifeekes8339]

"Stay vengeful my friends" lol

[@Fighterpilot555]

Say, "I feel so... Worn... And stretched... Like a single book, panned out into three movies"

[@TheFukkles]

You're a hero for posting this. Thank you.

[@YodragonWasTaken]

TheFukkles Get this man a medal!

[@Shiirow]

Tooken : When Frodo's friend is abducted while outside of the Shire, he will travel across Middle Earth to get him back. He has a specific set of skills to help him, which includes but is not limited to, putting on a magic ring that turns him invisible, crying while backing away slowly in horror and unsheathing a sword that glows when danger is around.

[@AlhamRana]

The Oldest Teenager.. I'm dead..

[@razorcallahan3029]

Most Irish sounding American!

[@razorcallahan3029]

Most Irish sounding American!

[@Nomadistar]

Not a day over 40. LOL

[@eeeeee38093]

Rip

[@loblit05]

What about Stiffler?

[@jim191185]

I would pay all of my money to see Liam Neeson literally tear down the Eiffel Tower.

[@convictor11]

Honest trailer for The Interview

[@heartlessflower]

Yes!!!

[@_JS96]

Oh man, this!

[@nikitakuznetsov8446]

Hell yes!!!!!!!!!!

[@kimjongun300]

NO!

[@submarcos8456]

GOD YES!!

[@taylorgang221000]

Do an honest trailer of the hangover trilogy

[@HyouVizer]

you think they've already done that by now but nope lol

[@karljohnson668]

Ya make a honest trailer for hangover!!!!! What are u for?

[@hassaneljebyly4347]

when his family is kidnaaa😝😝i mean taken hhhhhhhhhhhhhh😂😂😂😂

[@hoangminh529]

1:28

[@brionmartin5693]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@_-.-_-_.._--.-_-_----_-.--_._-]

First they took his daughter, then they took his wife... now they take his dog.

[@RKNELIAS]

+ArmchairIntelligence But that is John Wick

[@pruray]

That's John wick dude.

[@pruray]

There literally is a movie about that. But then who doesn't love dogs.

[@LonelyCinderella123]

The interesting part is he gets even madder when they take his dog.

[@roelmartinvandervelde9407]

They had better not touch his car and give him a pencil.

[@andmicbro1]

Oh my, this is one of the funnier trailers screen junkies has done lately. It perfectly nails how ridiculous the Taken movies are, and how that also makes them awesome. Man this was hilarious!

[@CerberusLives]

Taken 3, the final one? Nah, in the pipeline are undoubtedly: Taken 4: Taken Out The Trash Taken 5: Having Your Taken Eating It Too Taken 6: Taken The Piss.

[@6Rock6God6]

It's Taken: 4 ever

[@CerberusLives]

Taken 10: Take 'n' Bake.

[@IAmNotYourBuddy]

Taken in He11

[@LOLking24680]

IAmNotYourBuddy taken12 (2012)

[@crazychris4124]

"Taken 2 The Cleaners" would have been a good name for the 2nd movie

[@joshuahuq]

3:16 This is pure irony, because Tooken is an actual spoof film based on Taken.

[@thebelt24]

Holy hell the neck destruction joke had me reeling, amazing job!

[@epicvoiceguy]

Taken us long enough

[@WillOnTheWeb]

It's the voice dude!

[@horstweinert7204]

You killed it with "Liams Nissan" best part of the entire vid

[@SJO897]

I love you Mr Bailey

[@jollygreengiantdrums]

Lol dude nice job xD

[@epicvoiceguy]

Semilore Olusa Love you too. :)

[@pokedoctor2087]

Say "Dr. House Tricked me into studying medicine and it's not so fun at all"

[@pokedoctor2087]

Also, could you guys please do and Honest TV trailer on Dr. House?

[@ChristophGangrel]

***** YESSSS!!!! And then Dexter!!!

[@revamp2334]

Definitely an honest trailer for Dr.house

[@FreeSlaveWard]

They have to do Lost.

[@chicograndeblast]

You guys should do The Shining.

[@alecdaley6105]

+Carlos Salgado-Alicea You mean "Shinning"

[@disturbedlife5691]

Alec Daley shut up boy! Ya wanna get suuued?

[@Cuzjudd]

Beeeeeeeeeeeeewbs

[@MrBellyar]

You're joking about throats, but it's actually the second most effective way to disable a person. You don't think that Liam hitting villains balls would be as awesome looking do you?

[@screenjunkies]

America's about to get #Taken for the third time! So revisit the first two Takenings, which prove that Liam Neeson should pretty much stay out of Europe. #HonestTrailers

[@mic_cabe94]

Do 21 and 22 Jump Street

[@henriquefernandes3447]

you guys should do the original mad max movies before the new one comes out.

[@georjeanortega11]

HONEST TRAILERS - BIG HERO 6 PLZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[@deshaunruiz3994]

Argo Say: When Gotham falls, then you have my permission to die

[@noelrodriguez6625]

Say: is mayonnaise an instrument?

[@ImARealDuck]

Dear mr. Epic voice guy from KZbin. This is my 7th message, saying PLEASE PLEASE JUST SAY: "Quack quack quack" :(

[@MrKennyCakemouth]

i've asked him a million times to say ''wake me... when you need me'' from halo 3. one day man one day

[@thomasjeff8242]

i think he said that already......

[@DuskPShermanWallaby123]

MrKennyCakemouth didn't he say that?

[@MrKennyCakemouth]

Carnivorous Turtle He did? :O when?

[@DuskPShermanWallaby123]

MrKennyCakemouth Oh.. I dunno, I thought the line sounded familiar though..

[@LunchBXcrue]

I used to want Morgan freeman to read me bed time stories, but now I want Liam neeson to tuck me in

[@arnold20139]

But why not both at the same time 🤔😜😆

[@morganfreeman8049]

Good night

[@SteveCarras]

Maggie Grace.

[@Alikalkandelen]

This was my most favorite Honest Trailer Yet...

[@alaskawinter923]

Taken 3: The Takening

[@maxmustsleep]

i prefer the spinoff: Taken: From Behind

[@Sodasaman]

Listen carefully, you will be takenised

[@halsoy]

I thought it was "Tooked".

[@xickin]

Taken 4: Takener

[@faraday1548]

Taken 4: They took the dog!

[@gretjoz]

*Legend of Korra* honest trailer pls!

[@gid519]

oh god that show is BAD!

[@NomadicArchives]

TGMG How?

[@gid519]

TheRandomzJake its just is.

[@jackandjulia4133]

Because it's a children's' anime...

[@AgentMercer]

Legend of Korra is shit, a forced extension of the Avatar series (which was actually good)

[@wallyr.7854]

I love these Honest Trailers, they make my day 😆

[@JS-vk9zp]

bahaha - i loved the "skills that make him a nightmare for people who don't want their throats destroyed" line followed by all scenes of him karate chopping people's throats

[@jesuschrist1953]

-Liam Neeson -Liam Neeson's knees, son -Liam Neeson's niece on his knees, son -He's on a Nissan

[@HumanBehindMask]

Vine much?

[@LaptopGamingDude]

Liam's Nissan. Well played...well played...

[@alucardelrojo8675]

Kim bauer???? Why are you so fu#$%& accurate.

[@bobcharlotte8724]

...kidnaaaaa... I mean taken hahahahahahaha

[@Killermike2178]

Say "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need...roads."

[@pokedoctor2087]

They should totally do a Back to the future trilogy since it's 2015 and all!

[@Killermike2178]

I'm pretty sure they will, since it's the 30th anniversary of the first movie. They can also make fun of predictions they made of 2015 they got right and wrong.

[@TeamSolution]

He already said that on one of his Gaming Trailers

[@Killermike2178]

Not everybody watches the game trailers...

[@TeamSolution]

Umm, never said they did...?

[@zolniu]

3:23 ENG: sooo on Americans maps of Europe, there still is Czechoslovakia... ?! Wow...I guess 22 years is not enough for geopolitical news to reach other side of the Atlantic :)

[@SamoMalo2]

Everybody knows Hungary is the capital of Europe :)

[@Mitche23]

***** I thought Europe was a country and they speak french there.

[@Bounzztothabeat]

***** ...and Russia is the capital of Africa?

[@aerysiitargaryen-theabsolu4880]

Germany is reunited on the map. It was probably made around 1991.

[@RetryOfHealGuy]

Why the heck should people know about other places that aren't even in their own country? Im from fucking Asia, and i couldn't give a flying fuck about parts of Malaysia or Indonesia

[@mznaeture]

Throat destruction @ 1:15 😂😂😂

[@Crazymindplow]

I practice Qui-Gon-Do

[@Crazymindplow]

+Yuri Vladamir yes, but only when the bullet gets throttled by my monthly data cap.

[@SirWeibrot]

Say: "You have failed this city!"

[@aemzso]

Arrow *^* Awesome

[@SirWeibrot]

Yup :D He could also say: "My name... is Olliver Queen. After 5 years on a hellish island I've come home with only one goal: To safe... my... City. But to do so I can't be the killer I once was. To honor my friends memory I must be someone else. I must be.... something.... else! Previously on Arrow."

[@astonmatheson4945]

You my friend...are amazing

[@SirWeibrot]

Aston Matheson haha thank you :D

[@keebs9375]

You just made my day

[@DOA220]

just watched taken last night... I REAL-LEEAM impressed

[@DOA220]

You may say... I was Breath-TAKEN

[@Walker-ow7vj]

Seeing these terrible jokes i was TAKEN from this world

[@HumanBehindMask]

These puns will be TAKEN too far.

[@stankwedge4553]

Last week I left my computer on the subway, I came back to see if it was still there, but it was TAKEN, to add to insult some homeless black guy said, "Yo shit got TOOKED!!!!"

[@purefatdude2]

TheWalkingDead1444 i guess you TAKEN the pun away from the sentence. Oh wait... shit.

[@etremespeed1007]

When his family is kidnaa...i mean taken 🤣🤣🤣 LOL

[@mckill85]

The Uber driver line....I nearly spat out my G&T 😂

[@IRussian007]

"stay vengeful my friends" Hahaha, that was hilarious

[@kharnthecuddly3483]

It actually makes sense to aim for the throat, since it cuts off oxygen, if briefly, and also stuns the person you attacked.

[@misterviciogames9207]

No one in Europe is safe from Liam Neeson... hahahaha I lost it

[@mikep5329]

Liam's Nissan!

[@TheDocbach]

I never did notice all of the throat destruction. Now that's all I am going to think about when seeing these films. Oh, heres a challenge. Try making an honest trailer on Liam Neeson`s The Gray. Trying to put a funny spin on that one is like trying to pick fly shit out of a pepper shaker with 16 oz. boxing gloves while drunk.

[@E3ECO]

"The Gray" would be too easy. It's two hours of male angst with more stupidity than a Dumb and Dumber movie.

[@TheDocbach]

***** I can definitely see the angst part. I don't remember all of the stupidity though.

[@E3ECO]

E Bach Just about everything they did was the opposite of what we were taught at survival school. They practically begged the wilderness to kill them. Leaving the wreckage was their worst mistake, but there were others.

[@AdamVZ89]

Lost it at "TOOKEN" LMAo

[@Lego6979]

Adam VanderZouwen I don't even get it.

[@uzi987]

WAY too late to lose it, the trailer ended when you lost it.

[@df4291]

"But most of all, he's a nightmare for people who don't want their throats destroyed.." lmaoooo

[@se7enwonders]

" no one in Europe is safe from Liam Neeson ..." ... "the third and final takening ..." LMAO ~ Y'all kill me.

[@nami4069]

Taken 4: Where's My Dog Taken 5: Where's My Daughter's Dog Taken 6: Where Did My Dog Take My Daughter Taken 7: Where's My Toaster Oven Taken 8: Got My Oven but Lost My Frozen Pizza Taken 9: Where's My House Taken 10: So Many Sequels He's So Old That He's Taken to a Retirement Home

[@DianaSalazarKSR]

Do a LUCY Honest Trailer!!!!

[@fuckenps3]

Needs to be destroyed.

[@morganmememachine466]

I second this!

[@1832Khaled]

They've already done it

[@fuckenps3]

No they didn't /playlist?list=PL86F4D497FD3CACCE

[@1832Khaled]

Maybe it's not in the playlist, but I saw it and it was very funny xD

[@CaseNumber00]

Didnt even mention that the daughters friend was also kidna...taken too but never showed up again. Assumed dead.

[@coryhuntington13]

he found her dead when he entered their house she was upstairs in the bed she was still handcuffed to the bed

[@jackbaxter2223]

+CaseNumber00 He rescued her but when he left to destroy some Eastern European throats he returned to find her dead.

[@katelyntran7390]

It was actually her cousin not her friend

[@TheBoxingNinja]

+CaseNumber00 He found her. She died of an over dose.

[@kenstoner882]

Wht a dumbass

[@gamerax2001]

"I practice Qui-Gsn-Do" and I love screenjunkies! Keep the laughs coming!

[@scratch12367]

i love honest trailers because it points out errors that i did not notice that i feel i should have.great job guys ! keep it up

[@pvtrichardsonbr]

Lmfao I never noticed how many throats got fucked up on these movies

[@basedthor8445]

Ikr

[@kokalj777]

"Skills such as junkie rehabilitation" LOOOL :D

[@abdulmajeedsalahbarabaa3938]

who is watching this in 2016 ? liam's nissan lool

[@michaelhall1688]

I am.

[@adamthestimator]

2017...

[@steveforsing13]

Dude, watching this in 2021. Still funny AF.

[@thomathansidvil3881]

Please say: "I'm Mr. Crowbar. And this is my friend, who is also a crowbar."

[@mr.awesomecatfuzzypants2989]

I'm having an Honest Trailers marathon over here and just gotta say that you guys are absolutely amazing! They are hilarious!.....keep up the excellent work! Oh and please tell the voice over guy I want to hire him to officiate my funeral. When I'm dead.

[@epoen2012]

That Kim Bauer line is epic lmao

[@sakhipradhanani5842]

Is it me or nobody notice that he saved his daughter what about other girls which still there 😑😑😑

[@calm_compost]

Probably their dads are on their way...😁

[@MahdiShibly]

@@calm_compost their dads don't have particular set of skills 😂

[@jamesteodoro9204]

@@MahdiShibly lol, nice one

[@chandanv8769]

There were 12 of them and all were dead due to over dose it was mentioned in the movie.

[@PewDiePieFan24]

When I went to see Taken 3 at theaters, I parked next to a Nissan. I couldn't resist making the "Liam Nissan" Joke.

[@SeriAutumn]

"Don't go to Europe" - that made me laugh so hard, epic!

[@MrNotorius5500]

Liams Nissan. LMAO I’m dead.

[@MrSteeljazz]

Actually, it's "I'm of a mind to make some mookie." Just don't ask me what mookie is. You're welcome. Well done, Screen Junkies. I enjoy your Honest Trailers. Way to go, Mr. Bailey. That is one impressive epic voice you have there.

[@TheBangooman]

HAHAHHAAHA " a nightmare for people who don't want their throats to be broken" I spilled all the coffe on that one.

[@shillingplays]

In Taken 4 his dog will be kidnapped

[@battlefieldtr88]

will be taken*

[@9wowable]

You clear don't get the joke, go play Minecraft or some shit.

[@duplitoaejr]

That's the prequel, where Liam Nelson is a teenager and his dog gets taken by some bullies at school.

[@Gteesma]

***** Life is taken on Taken 3.

[@monkyyy0]

tooken five has the exact same dog takeneninged again, and it ends in neclear war. Yes taken borne is also a nuclear engineer

[@rurutherussian]

LMFAOOO 😂😂😂 I almost pissed myself at the throat compilation

[@Ladykyra101]

ok, I laughed and cried the entire time...the taken-ning??? I can't rn...😂😂😂😥😂😂😂

[@MaartenvanRossemLezingen]

Notice the U2 tour map at the end. On it, Chechoslovakia exists yet Yugoslavia doesn't.

[@DonColonel]

What is this the 1980s?

[@Agnessa92]

pause at 3:23 and you'll see "Yugosla..." below Liam's hand.

[@robertjusic9097]

***** And Croatia isn´t in Yugoslavia o.O

[@Nightraven26]

I think while Montenegro was still a part of Serbia it was called Yugoslavia, even after Croatia and Slovenia left. That's why NATO bombed Yugoslavia, I think

[@CuibusAlecs]

Proof that americans suck at geography

[@antoniodragonheart8965]

Insane attention to details and sense of humour. Well done :)

[@NatalieJadeBloom]

I have NEVER met a teenager that would follow U2 around. Only my old algebra teacher hahahaha

[@kleetus92]

Lol... stay vengeful my friends...