Horrible $46 Million Apartment

[@SN27671]

90% of the sales pitch for these apartments consists of you being able to see central park from like 100 miles away.

[@Joel-pl6lh]

And it just becomes part of your daily life after 2 weeks and you don't even notice it anymore

[@kaputasri]

unless there are hookers prancing naked in central park it aint worth sh#t to me.

[@denusklausen3685]

If you are lucky you'll be able to see the next mugging taking place

[@Yoinazek]

He showed one that was 2 or 3 blocks away.

[@bruhyougottachill6665]

@@denusklausen3685 or see a local drug store owner getting robbed at gun point

[@icantstandsbmm8880]

I love how on a normal apartment they call it a balcony but when it’s rich ppl they call it a terrace.

[@derricktitley3784]

There's an architectural difference. Balconies generally only have a single point of access to a single room and are generally attached to the building rather than integrated to lower floors. Terraces, meanwhile, generally have multiple points of access potentially to multiple rooms, and tend to be integrated to the building.

[@cats1970]

@@derricktitley3784 almost. Though the terms do get misused to up the value, a terrace has ground/living space below while a balcony sticks out. Penthouses tend to take less surface for the living area, so they can use the rest for a terrace or garden. “Fall through your terrace and you’re in your downstairs neighbour’s bedroom, fall through your balcony and you’re splattered on the sidewalk.”

[@yowtfputthemaskbackon9202]

@@derricktitley3784 nerd

[@derricktitley3784]

@@yowtfputthemaskbackon9202 putz

[@conic2721]

@@derricktitley3784 I know this word as an "oops" in Portuguese and I cannot understand why you said it now

[@jameskirby4312]

The prices in GTA5’s apartments are starting to make sense now

[@Johnny_Reb]

Lmao

[@adkoemek]

Most of the gta v apartments are very good priced

[@TheChaos5111]

This is like 40x the most expensive GTA apartment, and it’s way easier to get $1 million in GTA than it is to get that IRL

[@-SP.]

The GTA 5 apartment actually doesn't look that great in real life, they had some listings available for some of the units

[@fernandogimenez7520]

And I can't afford them either

[@kylemalachowski]

New Yorkers just love Central Park cuz it is the only place grass grows in their city

[@myrtle1234]

The homeless are diligently fertilizing the sidewalks so that might change soon.

[@Gematrinator]

Thats why they’re all depressed robots

[@microwave8931]

I lived right in the middle of Manhattan, everything was either grey or slightly lighter grey

[@callummcneill6266]

@@myrtle1234 :|

[@jasminahaverinen5759]

Amd that park is always packed. NY is one of the most depressing places I know.

[@metafeta5788]

New Yorkers have convinced themselves that Central Park is this incredible wonder of the world because they’ve never seen forests or nature anywhere else

[@meestersecure9060]

All you can see is smog and buildings, New York is disgusting.

[@jdigi78]

not to mention it smells like horse shit 24/7 around the perimeter

[@topspot4834]

Almost every person overlooking the park aren't from Manhattan. Most are international, but I agree that it's not ALL that ... I'd much rather have a place overlooking the Hudson or downtown instead of the park, but that's just me!

[@LiTTleGaBi21]

I don’t know, I think it looks amazing because it surrounded by buildings. The contrast makes it really interesting, plus it’s on an island Idk

[@alexanderyu9219]

@@LiTTleGaBi21 I think thats what makes it unique. Its basically 1 half nature and 1 half city

[@Guybot1001]

I love how half the plants on the balcony look like they're dying.

[@MEGALODONGERS]

If they were physically able to jump, they would.

[@NaClO]

they just like me fr

[@raynman6466]

They're supposed to look like that...

[@RageBiker1]

Bonsai

[@phnoob8457]

they spent all their money on rent and couldn’t afford water

[@catman6089]

I like how all the hallways are so small, and all the doors are so big, that when you open a door you literally block the entire hallway. Not a single door in the apartment opens into the room.

[@aram-the-slug]

Is that you DaRocheDoggJR?

[@purpburp3676]

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[@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo19]

From a

[@speshulgurlee]

It's to help rich people keep their victims from squeezing past them and escaping

[@rextremendae]

As a former NYer, I can tell you what these are about: bragging rights. For $40M elsewhere you can buy half a country. These are for either trust fund babies or narcissistic power brokers who want a space to host their hooker auditions. Also, it's "New York", it's "I own a penthouse apartment in Manhattan". That's it. Nothing else to understand.

[@MisterSpinalzo]

I was about to say, it's a nice looking appartement but you could get the same thing somewhere in the midwest for about 1% of the price

[@TheYoungMuTe]

Honestly when i think of reasons why i would want this. You hit it right on the head. Its a flex but those first ones are mad overpriced. Huge mansions sell in la for these prices

[@Woofwoof369]

As a NYer I couldn't agree more.. usually nobody actually lives in these apartments or penthouses in the city... rich people just buys these so in 10 years could make the value go up. Or pass it down to their generation. They come and live there for like once or twice a year but it remains empty. It's so sad because the working class rent is going up and there's there's lot of homeless now than before. These people taking up space like no other

[@henryix6659]

Let's see what Paul Allen's apartment looks like

[@vasvas8914]

Imagine being so petty that you're willing to spend 46 mil. just to have something to brag about. I'll never get it

[@courier6960]

People don’t realize that the reason the apartments are on this show is because they are struggling to find people that will buy these P.O.S’s

[@watema3381]

Based. Very insightful.

[@YouCantDeleteDenzelL]

There's probably a reason for that.

[@aram-the-slug]

You know I have just recently played and beat Fallout new Vegas and all but lonesome Road DLC. I really liked OWBs and HH, DM was ok but definitely my least favorite of the 3 I have played.

[@courier6960]

@@aram-the-slug Yeah DM is pretty hard, but it’s got some really good background story and incredible rewards (if you smuggle all of the gold out of the vault and win big at the casino). LR is incredibly difficult (a true endgame experience), but it’s got some really badass weapons within (which I’m not going to spoil).

[@aram-the-slug]

@@courier6960 thank you for not spoiling:) DM had VERY good backstory ( I was also a scared bitch) maybe why it’s not my favorite 😆

[@fwshy3447]

He’s the kind of guy to make a pure diamond house in Minecraft

[@billieeisenhower406]

that's why endermen exist

[@rozanfaust2967]

@@billieeisenhower406 he’s the kind of guy where endermans dont want to steal things from him cause its useless

[@RazorusR3X777]

At least you can take the diamond off and use it for something.

[@mrrexychomp9829]

Everyone has made a house out of diamonds at some point or another

[@TheParadigmOrganization]

He's the guy who would make a diamond house WITH a triangular roof. With a dirt floor and a wooden door. He has nothing to lose.

[@lusasilvia1047]

"Harry potter had more space under the stairs" Now that just hurts.

[@Ritayo-checkmyvideo-ph5dr]

John

[@MrMoistIITheRevengeOfTheMoist]

That hits deep in my soul

[@Fabo2701]

Imagine living a concrete jungle like NY and thinking Central Park (however "iconic" it may be) is a nice look out of a 46 million dollar penthouse while hearing sirens and horns all day.

[@Beelzebubby91]

Right? Or paying 2000 dollar rent living in a closet and the smog and grey sky is so depressing

[@jstew512]

@@Beelzebubby91 greatest city in the world (at least pre-covid) if you're single and not poor

[@swans184]

And awful smell too, don’t forget that

[@microwave8931]

Don't forget the trash everywhere, the waterbugs, and the rats running around central park at night

[@Fabo2701]

@@microwave8931 yeah fuck living in the city

[@puddy606]

If a famous actor like Charlie said my apartment was horrible then I would move out instantly.

[@warframehunter7298]

🤣

[@ZeldaXYZ]

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[@soap38]

I agree, if the guy who played the most pivotal role in the Hunger Games said that my place was horrible I'd move too.

[@snowman8748]

His role turned the whole movie from dogshit to amazing. He also completely changed the story line

[@FeiFongWang]

S-list actor baby

[@user-pv7vc9kp9k]

Imagine paying so much for a penthouse, while you can get a palace with the same money...

[@Sk8forsocks]

maybe a palace in mexico or something lmao

[@TrashCanOdor]

lol

[@goldfishfan1150]

@Kenneth Peralta Joe dad indeed.

[@pommemelon7026]

@@Sk8forsocks Wow two trash comments under two minutes, congrats !

[@Sk8forsocks]

@@pommemelon7026 gj liking ur own comments

[@shreyasarekar4230]

Whole real estate industry is based on " it's not about how good the house is, it's about where your house is located" and that's how they determine the price.

[@luciel3893]

Yeah I'm pretty sure no one actually lives in these, that's why they're pre-furnished and have clothes in the closet despite no one living there. It's an asset. Some billionaire will buy this for the express purpose of selling the house later for 60 million dollars. Or writing off taxes idk.

[@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo19]

Bj

[@alexanderkristensen9301]

well yeah no shit. You can build the same house in the fuckin north pole as you can on the beach front in miami using the exact same materials except one is subjectively more attractive because of where it is how is that not logical

[@NivetFox]

@@alexanderkristensen9301 Yeah but if you have 60 million dollars why would you live in new york

[@robertlaidlaw4592]

the location is shit though cos your still in new York, nah but i feel like the location should only make it like 4 million , kinda seems like if you an see central park its 10* the price for some reason "oh great you can see 2 people dogging".

[@marcusferro7588]

Pro Tip: If you want to get millions quick, get marble, make a lot of “abstract” things, and let the money roll in

[@OArchivesX]

Pro tip: don't, because no one actually rents this place out and you'll be in debt.

[@Justsomethingsyearsago]

Pro tip: original comment is stupid advice coz he isn't a millionaire artist

[@HowToChangeName]

Extra tip: Make sure you can see central park even just a single tree will do

[@PatchworkRose567]

Don’t forget the weirdly placed wooden accents to try and make it look less cold and uninviting.

[@cmlyn77]

@@PatchworkRose567 don't forget stupid uncomfortable chairs and white desks

[@tayzonday]

Imagine telling the cable guy which marble wall you want the cable to come out of. Does he bring a jackhammer?

[@BDSL]

technically, yea. they have specialized tools to do that stuff. you wouldn't get an average joe cable guy.

[@AmbitiousCanine]

Either way he won't get paid enough for that bs

[@Etorate_]

"and we are live!"

[@MrFusion]

Ay it's the chocolate rain guy

[@i_PLAN]

you are a legend

[@kassitylee2614]

Honestly, as ridiculously priced as this apartment is, it’s not as insultingly ugly as the last couple of apartments/hotel rooms Charlie has looked at

[@TheHerbert4321]

I found the first one in this video actually pretty nice.

[@silenttvshka]

@@TheHerbert4321 But definitely not worth 46 mil

[@imanoobb8446]

@@silenttvshka maybe the perk of it not looking ugly is worth 10 mil more than the previous ones

[@TheWither129]

No yeah they’re nice, but no where near $40,000,000

[@goldentronicc.]

i think its very nice but no way in hell would i spend 46 mil on this

[@complimentbot7015]

Imagine being the guy who buys this, and Charlie calls your apartment garbage.

[@Brian-qg2qw]

Well deserved ngl

[@AHorseThatIsARadish]

Nice pfp

[@Sk8forsocks]

i mean if that guy has the money to buy something like this i dont think he cares much what a guy on youtube says

[@MANTHELEXUS]

Tbf if you can afford that apartment you don’t need to care what Charlie thinks of you

[@pommemelon7026]

@@Sk8forsocks The buyer definitely cares, people who waste money on shit like this do it hoping to impress people.

[@candlestyx8517]

Million dollars and apartment are two things that should never be mixed. Who in their right mind wouldnt want to live in an actual house for that much money.

[@bestieswithtesties]

It's all about supply and demand. New York is an extremely high demand place to be no matter how much internet kids like to joke about it being gross or dumb. It's the place to be. Just like Los Angeles or Miami. So if you want to be there you're gonna have to pay up. Their apartments cost more than mansions because Everyone wants to be there.

[@Kallixede]

@@bestieswithtesties then just go somewhere else 😐

[@swap2448]

@@Kallixede it’s not that simple…

[@Kallixede]

@@swap2448 sorry if I'm being a brat but if you can afford a high priced New York apartment then you can surely afford a plane ticket to somewhere else that isnt overpriced New York maybe it's more complicated idk I dont travel much

[@bestieswithtesties]

@@Kallixede I can afford a 5 story mansion in Alabama. But I think I prefer my New York apartment by broadway and premier restaurants. Just me

[@tatersgonnatate5650]

How to make expensive building Step 1: *m a r b l e*

[@Sk8forsocks]

+ all the construction but more or less yea

[@wxnted0]

step 2: follow step 1

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Step 2: make something crappy and call it “abstract”

[@alinapaasz1841]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYK7oayEi5WVrrc,,

[@weaselly_moment]

step 2: put bent metal you found at the junk yard on the dining room table

[@dekarmes]

once you become rich enough you instantly become addicted to marble and bad art unwillingly or not

[@someidiot420]

doctor diagnosed me with *tacky*

[@Scorpio19110]

Bad art isn’t that bad when it makes you save money

[@doobeedoobeedobah1773]

Is Yu-Gi-Oh cards in the category of bad art?

[@iamwritingrightnow8217]

it seems to me that after you surpass a certain amount of net worth you lose taste

[@Chloe-us6fi]

Yeah rich people just buy millions of dollars in art to avoid taxes since art can't be taxed

[@TeenageBratwurst]

Ah yes. The next critically acclaimed porno movie: "2 Hangers, 1 Shelf"

[@broccolitomato1085]

You menace why have you filled my mind with such thoughts

[@Mr12Relic]

Plot twist: It's a commentary on abortion

[@aniyahlyszt3531]

You're the hero the internet deserves.

[@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo19]

Ju

[@breadophile]

@@Mr12Relic the original abortions back in like the 1800s were literally done via wired hanger (not sure if that's what you intentionally meant or not) so your comment has me dead 😂

[@TheDracoChick]

Thanks to my stupid and useless art history class that I needed to take to get my degree, I actually know what the phallic-looking wooden sculpture is. It’s based on an art piece called “Torso of a Young Man”, and it’s made of brass, stone, and wood. It was criticized for the fact it looked phallic, funny enough. I hate that I actually know this. Lol

[@chriswade9616]

I have this weird fantasy of a real estate agent with a lot of time on their hands and a sense of humour to give Charlie a real life tour of one of those apartments so he can talk shit about them in person lol

[@stringplayer2992]

That would be awesome.

[@Tlal0c]

real estate shaming kink

[@TheCreepVideos]

he just have to act like he is interested and he will get a tour. He has 8m subs, proof enough for payment for a smart estate agent

[@Jebu911]

I dont think this house was even bad compared to that medical waste hotel room or the house of marble. This just felt like nitpicking sure its expensive as fuck but at least it doesn't look like total ass.

[@seth7553]

The collab we didn't know we wanted but we need

[@Picklesamurai839]

Charlie is just traumatized at seeing marble since that 39 million dollar house

[@Blamebrooke]

he hates marble now dude shits so funny he can’t stand it

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

Why? Never watched

[@Blamebrooke]

@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 go watch it it’s hilarious legit EVERYTHING is made of marble

[@nilleftw]

I thought the first place was amazing. Charlie is funny, but I wouldn't take his advice on anything that has to do with fashion or decoration. I mean he's the king of white T-shirts and basketball shorts. The view and balcony alone are great. "It's so generic. There's nothing crazy about this", so it's a home, and not an art exhibit for pill bottles? And why would you get away from New York if you probably have a job with incredible salary, in New York? I mean, you don't buy a $40 million apartment in New York unless you work there.

[@danielandree3947]

@@Blamebrooke don’t lie, there was the “green art wall” 😂😂

[@Thebighoopazawg]

Unironically, these expensive living places always scare me for two reasons: How stupid someone was to build it, and how stupid someone is to buy it.

[@theodarras3247]

Your not stupid to build it if someone stupid will buy it

[@goldfishfan1150]

Exactly! Rich people have weird tastes from the normal lol

[@user-pk4nr6dy9g]

لا تهجئ amogus إلى الوراء

[@complimentbot7015]

@@theodarras3247 you're*

[@complimentbot7015]

@@user-pk4nr6dy9g sugoma😰😰

[@bud389]

For a 40 million dollar apartment, I expect to have my own in-ground wading pool that's filled by an artificial waterfall with an island in the middle that you can walk across a silver/gold plated mini-bridge to get to your dining table that looks out upon New York through windows that are actually translucent touch-screen displays that you can watch tv/movies on through holographic display. Why even spend 40 million if you're not getting an apartment with the most luxurious and over-blown design with the most pristine cutting edge technology to substitute it? Might as well live in a regular-ass 50 grand apartment somewhere else in New York and just install the upgrades here for a lot cheaper.

[@Taystesouth]

Exactly... that's what you'd expect, but there's so little here that's impressive, that all he can come up with is the glass railing 0:34

[@knighttheconman]

"Luckily it's not that high, so after you spend forty million dollars on this piece of shit you can jump right off." Agreed.

[@2ndlittlekingryan654]

Time?

[@toxicfigure9127]

@@2ndlittlekingryan654 0:40

[@ethanmm559]

truly a lmao moment

[@user-pj6du5um6u]

Charlie critiquing apartments that are worth more than I am to my parents is what I live for

[@BlueOysterStan]

deez

[@heisenberg2467]

@@BlueOysterStan nuts?

[@NoHands46]

@@heisenberg2467 got em!

[@apinkball]

I mean who are we kidding. If someone makes our parents choose between us or $46 million, they'd take the money easy.

[@datonelamp1037]

You are worth more than 20$ to your parents?

[@realkingofantarctica]

With these houses, you're not paying for what's actually in the apartment, you're paying to own a penthouse in New York City.

[@harambe1331]

Exactly. Its literally just rich people things, like rich rich, not Charlies parents giving him a comfortable life rich. Im just surprised at how Charlies so surprised. Maybe hes just making low effort content for youtube and things are slow.. but man, I expected better.

[@coolglasses9917]

@@harambe1331 You are right, it does look like slow day video. But apartment was really "meh". Detailing and main bathroom was ok, recwption area not bad but space arrangement in living area was really underwhelming. It just didn't bring up any emotions.

[@mattjohnson4751]

Wrong. You are paying to SAY you own a penthouse in NYC

[@spleenwort7834]

What kind of masochist WANTS to live in nyc

[@goosepk7126]

@@harambe1331 I don’t know, I’d say I agree but I find it entertaining seeing from the outside of big city life. Like 46 million for any place to live is A LOTTTTTTTT where I’m from. Like I could own 30 mansions with 46 million dollars. I’m sure it seems like this is normal pricing for this in NYC to people from NYC but I find these vids hilarious seeing the prices and seeing the hosts point out mundane things as if they make it worth the price.

[@Rena152]

Every time I see these super expensive but underwhelming things I can't help but think it's some kind of money laundering scheme

[@littlegirlshowSynch]

it usually is like that $200 super fight game on steam that charlie played, not sure how he didnt realize that it's for laundering money it was super obvious.

[@Woofwoof369]

It is, just like modern art of a all white canvas having a meaning for $100k. These penthouses are the same. Nobody lives there, if someone buys it they modernize a little in 5 years it will cost more, hoping to get someone to buy it. That's how it works

[@Gunnar-Peterson]

they can borrow against it and have money coming in that isn't taxed. Also the real estate will increase in price over time

[@MrButchersTube]

Imaging running thru 5 different bathrooms with your pants down looking for the toilet paper.

[@franciscolaurean8550]

After spending $40 mil you don't have money left over for toilet paper just wipe with some marbel laying around the apartment

[@snake5285]

Use the art.

[@RickyRiceB]

The brownalisa

[@black_rhino241]

@@RickyRiceB I’ll become Poocasso

[@venessaap25]

@@black_rhino241 outstanding and amazing

[@thomasweron8173]

Rich people be like: “ I don’t need sleep, I need marble”

[@sykevfx]

Mhm

[@MainUkraine]

I like how there's a door big enough so you can jump out after realizing you spent 40m on an overpriced penthouse.

[@rozanfaust2967]

MainUkraine

[@triceptus5265]

IS-2

[@iZetto1]

curious george

[@dimentio9833]

curious george

[@entityunknown3308]

I like your DAI pfp, very nice

[@zuzu091]

That bathroom is so small i ain't even have room to cry and regret my life choices of buying the appartament in the first place

[@benrolfe8490]

“Why is this $40 million? this just looks like... really generic. there’s nothing crazy about this.” Charlie just now learning that rich people aren’t known for their taste.

[@Sk8forsocks]

Because Charlie definitely is...

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Well the top of a building in NYC says it all. The most overprice, over hyped city in the world.

[@jamlez]

Its just proof you dont need to be smart to be rich

[@KipTM]

@@Sk8forsocks why are you replying to every comment

[@alexanderyu9219]

@@jamlez but you definitely need to be better than poor people to be rich

[@OlderG0ds]

“Art is the stupidest shit I swear to god it’s so dumb” Immortal words of a wise philosopher

[@love2fight205]

He said at the exact time word for word as I was reading your comment

[@arielhernandez8765]

@@love2fight205 same

[@the_honored_one_06]

Art gets bad rep because of this

[@leuco2048]

@@the_honored_one_06 art has a bad rep becase if i hang a banana to the wall is trash while if another does it is woth milions for some fucking reason. Is it the beuty? No! At this point or both are trash or both are worth milions. And to be fair give an objective value to somethinh subjective as beuty is stupid and wrong. Is it the idea behind it that gives it worth? Well tell me how the hell do you give value to an idea and how an idea should be more valuable than another, by originality? What the hell does it even mean? There are 7 bilion people each with hundreds of ideas each day all differenr from one another and some will be unique in some way, is common to have original ideas. Art is completly useless and today is only an investment for milionaires. Change my mind.

[@hybridmems]

@@leuco2048 1. Basically the main goal of art is to create some kind of reaction emotion in the viewer, be it confusion, anger, surprisement etc. In this case it's already filled it's purpose. Nobody says art's only purpose is to be "beautiful". 2. Many things gain value only because people trust they have value, and give it to them, like crypto coins and stocks 3. There is an argument to be made on modern art: it's easy to say "I could've done the same thing". Well, why didn't you then? Not all art is based on empty meanings even if you don't see them. People find beauty and meaning on many things. 4. I agree that modern art is used in money laundering to some degree, but it doesn't mean it all is. Not meaning to be rude just trying to explain :)

[@morelia1028]

“Art is the stupidest sh*t. Its so dumb” *The guy who bought Charlie’s metapod painting for 1k*

[@kenshi5945]

That's the only exception.

[@aidanozbay3504]

That’s a 1,000$ for a panting not 46 million for a crappy apartment with bent steel and weird shapes and it was for a good cause I think or for a meme I forgot, I don’t get why a shape that’s in a weird position is worth so much that’s like drawing a line and selling it for millions. People are dumb enough to buy it

[@warframehunter7298]

And charlie put effort in, a toddler could do "art" like this

[@someguynamedsteve9130]

Theres a metapod painting that sold for a grand?

[@warframehunter7298]

@@someguynamedsteve9130 charlie painted during his charity livestream, they auctioned it off

[@muhammadabdel1201]

Damn, 40 mil for a hotel room smh.

[@nickb7113]

I think Charlie is starting to learn that living in New York is a scam

[@Ultima64]

*Louis Rossmann has entered the chat*

[@detroid_ntr7689]

Friends made it look so easy.

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am the most famous man on YouTub! This is not bragging! This is the truth! The truth will set you free, dear bick

[@xitcix8360]

@@detroid_ntr7689 It's probably easy if you've got a good job

[@xitcix8360]

@@AxxLAfriku Hi daddy AxxL!!!! Please notice me, I am in love with you and I want you to cheat on your two girlfriends with me!!

[@KhoaNguyen-zc8vn]

Rich people's house designs based on Charlie's perspective: put lots of marbles and random things in

[@thekingofthehill9496]

Not random things dildos lots of dildos

[@user-x-00]

@@thekingofthehill9496 don't forget the fleshlights

[@deathstar997]

@@user-x-00 Are you guys taking cues from Miley Cyrus?

[@nukiradio]

@@deathstar997 Sarah Lynn more like

[@gassedup2445]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZPWnYRsbbVrnsU

[@jennacummins9058]

I used to be a private chef in a ski town and cooked for people in houses 80% the cost and 500% nicer.. imagine spending $47m to live in a building that looks like an office and hotel had a baby lmao

[@alexanderkristensen9301]

funny enough they probably have enough money for both you tard

[@burgerburger3626]

80% of the cost so still $37.6 milion?

[@rarri99]

@@burgerburger3626 he provably meant 80% less

[@Badjazy]

@@rarri99 I am going to assume it would be 95% which even then is expensive.

[@allgunsblazed9106]

@@alexanderkristensen9301 you ok bud?

[@chadh9457]

This dude: "I don't get art... Rich people are so fucking stupid" Rich people: *smiles in money laundering and inflation devouring assets*

[@bonda_racing3579]

Oh shit am glad I wasn't the only one that knows about the scam modern "art" is.

[@YouCantDeleteDenzelL]

I'm convinced this year will end with Charlie in a padded cell, writing the word "marble" all over the walls with his foot.

[@bioheart09]

I'd lose my shit to. Tf people building 40 million dollar apartments, when you could be building more important shit, to help the quality of living for everyone? Not saying you gotta give a fuck about anyone, but I'm sure your intentions arnt good for a 46 million dollar after tax ass apartment... Wtf...

[@Cyberc50x]

That'll only happen if he loses his marbles.

[@gassedup2445]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZPWnYRsbbVrnsU

[@theflash691]

@@Cyberc50x Ba-dum-tss

[@TheIcarusSystem]

Dude, for 46 million I'd want the house built inside the damn park... that's good staging.

[@LionOTB]

Nah, too public

[@sotirzvanidjubre4109]

People who give 45 million $ for apartments own 6 houses already.

[@tudoproductions]

From what I've heard you wouldn't. The thing is crawling with junkies and weirdos at night.

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

@@LionOTB build a flying mansion over central part than

[@crowzreal]

40mln you would build a small palace in montana

[@PapaFlammy69]

Oh sht, here we go again...

[@sankhya_0461]

didn't expect to see you here ngl.

[@joaopedroaguiarfmatos1473]

Oh papa flamy, give me your math knowledge 💪😎👍

[@sankhya_0461]

@Supreme Intellectual Beast I mean I should've totally expected him to be here. Only high intellect people watch Charlie, which makes me wonder, was I in the wrong place?

[@omdano6432]

@@sankhya_0461 rick and morty fans :)

[@lukamitrovic7873]

PAPAAAA FLAMMY

[@sirnevons]

6:39 Central Park be looking like Chernobyl in winter

[@bingchilling3120]

In $46M you could literally have supercar collection,huge mansion,and left over money would be more than enough for financial freedom.

[@migueltucabron]

Which won´t help you if you´re business is stuck in NY and you can´t move it.

[@dmitrikonnov922]

Do you think people who buy that sort of apartments buy it for the last money they have?!

[@rafterman5072]

If they have 46 million for an apartment, they probably have those things as well...

[@conbro0985]

With that kinda money I’d buy a castle and renovate it into a palace, castles are fucking cool.

[@adrensamoth4337]

@@migueltucabron Most of the work force in NYC comes from out of the city.

[@pji1979]

"If you make this kind of money, you should be trying to get as far away from New York as possible." Amen! 👏

[@randomtinypotatocried]

Even outside of the city is stupiditly expensive

[@officerbt3347]

This is the embodiment of a museum and a janitorial closet mixed with marble.

[@coffeedvdrw]

yes

[@slippinjimmy5683]

Welcome to New York, where people spend 50 million on cramped spaces just so they can look outside and see Central Park which isn't even that great to look at.

[@Handle1722]

New York City certainly has its quirks, and real estate prices are one of the most notable. The allure of being in the heart of the city, close to iconic landmarks like Central Park, and the unique culture and energy of NYC contribute to the high cost of living. Central Park, while maybe not visually stunning to everyone, offers a vast green space and a respite from the urban hustle, which many residents and visitors appreciate. Have you ever been to Central Park or NYC?

[@syrupsandwichhhh]

I love how Charlie acknowledges whenever he sees marble. Seeing the last apartment must've turned him into a Full-marble Alchemist.

[@ILikeBirds]

Fish

[@thatonecanadianguy734]

I hate that you even got a smirk outa me

[@syrupsandwichhhh]

@@thatonecanadianguy734 :)

[@anacchan5583]

nice one

[@someguy8365]

I’m mildly concerned by your username

[@prettyboyvolf3364]

I can’t believe Charlie insulted that adorable little office area when it’s the perfect size for him!

[@MrMoistIITheRevengeOfTheMoist]

😂

[@sebastiantschatordai]

@@MrMoistIITheRevengeOfTheMoist I like your username.

[@MrMoistIITheRevengeOfTheMoist]

@@sebastiantschatordai yeah my old account was just mr moist but youtube removed it so that's why my name sounds like a movie sequel

[@raymoney6503]

Perfect, man 😂

[@rayyanshaikh5591]

LMFAOO "Charlie = short" lmfaoooo 🤣🤣 how original

[@Joemama-rt4vi]

I like to think that 5 years ago aliens took all humans and put us in an intergalactic prank show

[@Merpsicles]

I accept this theory

[@amgilligan]

Aliens using humans for an intergalactic reality show... South Park has an episode about this

[@ougintoga7195]

The world ended in 2012

[@Joemama-rt4vi]

@@amgilligan but did the Simpson’s...

[@nkf6025]

@@ougintoga7195 I fucking love people still say this

[@connormcintyre26]

It's new york, you are lucky if you can find a closet with a bed for half your retirement savings

[@YungAngel13]

Realtor: $46m for this space Regular Guy: How much if we throw out the art?

[@redholm]

About 5 Million I would say.

[@ericchdjdjnx]

50 million

[@user-rl8zl5fb5t]

cause it makes the room look better

[@ericchdjdjnx]

@@nacroni minimalist interior design commands a premium

[@HowToChangeName]

@@ericchdjdjnx you sob, you win this time

[@billy120745]

“If you make this kind of money you should be trying to get as far away from New York as possible” In today’s day and age, truer words are rarely said

[@thompkins6796]

Not really, the wealthy have been fleeing NYC like rats on a sinking ship since the start of the pandemic and moving to middle america (montana, colorado, idaho, tennessee, etc). They finally realized NYC is all scam, especially real estate, and that they can live literally anywhere as long as it has wifi and an "up-and-coming" metro area nearby.

[@KoolMonkE]

@@thompkins6796 "not really", proceeds to agree with everything he said. And maybe it's because I don't keep up with celebrities, but the only people I have seen move to middle America are rich Californians moving to Texas.

[@thompkins6796]

@@KoolMonkE that means it's not rarely said, it's often said

[@muhammadfadhlycaesario4997]

Dude if you have 40mill and move anywhere on southeast asia (cept singapore maybe) you can literally build a 4 story mansion with 12 different pools and still keeping 50% of your networth for your childrens inheritance :'(

[@SomeRandomGuy-us1yb]

@@muhammadfadhlycaesario4997 Escape from a shithole and have a nice mansion with a family in Asia to have the children fight over inheritance when you die like in Chinese Cinderella.

[@ScornedScallopes]

If I was rich I'd just go all out on ancient Lovecraftian aesthetic a few secret passages, and a hidden bathroom just to be an ass.

[@hyperxalloyfpspelinappaimi8447]

shut up

[@ScornedScallopes]

@@hyperxalloyfpspelinappaimi8447 I'm serious

[@alexanderyu9219]

Forgot a dungeon?

[@ScornedScallopes]

@@alexanderyu9219 great place for the bathroom!

[@creamboyfuengshwei]

like the mansion from Thief. I'd go for the branching doors when only one of them is real and the rest tiny as an optical illusion

[@SilverTheFlame]

3:55 killed me. “Harry Potter had more space under the staircase” 😂😂😂😂

[@whatevermynameis2852]

“Harry Potter had more space under the stairs to do some work” LMAOOO

[@phaecneom1984]

ok

[@troybutts6565]

ok

[@criley0007]

that joke killed me lmao

[@borkingdoggouwuuwuw]

Ok

[@gabroy3371]

@@criley0007 RIP

[@popezosimusthethird269]

4:20 : when you like marble so much, you get a painting that looks like marble to hang over your bed

[@nabiha2005]

Marble fetish lol

[@snake5285]

4 2 0

[@dona2985]

Marble is my new fetish

[@Chanclas800]

If it falls you on your death bed

[@feetfinderguy7044]

I actually like it, lol

[@scoman91]

Watching the guy completely miss the mirror right in front of his face really illustrates the intelligence level of the people who design and buy these kinds of apartments.

[@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo19]

De

[@leonha8463]

charly: rich people are stupid also charly: spends 100k on yugioh cards

[@hehexd-mx3ko]

One is a hobby which is completely worth for him and one is something that is not worth for any human being that has a mental progressing ability

[@echoesofamystery382]

Also charlie: has millions of dollars in his pocket

[@northamerica5142]

I mean it's a hobby that's worth it to him. And he lives in a house that's actually good sooo

[@hs4248]

@@echoesofamystery382 u think the people buying this r using their entire life savings?

[@Mel-so2rw]

Yu-gi-oh is more than just a hobby. It’s a lifestyle for some😂 my ex takes that shit very seriously, and makes money off cards he invests in. Lol

[@ImperiumVFX]

This apartment literally costs 1/3 of Bill Gates' house. That's crazy. This piece of shit apartment literally costs 30% of one of the nicest houses on the planet.

[@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo19]

T6

[@ameon3205]

@I_WANT_S_Έ_Χ ! SΣΣ ΜΥ VΙDΣΟ !!! what the fuck do you mean good

[@TheLangenator]

@@ameon3205 It’s a bot just saying random words. You can see it on several other comments

[@Ztormrageheero]

I guess it does cost Millions to live up in the clouds

[@oatman0]

I think it makes sense for something better to cost more

[@-deltajay]

Charlie digging into apartments I'll never be able to afford is the best content on KZbin

[@anapple1220]

More money than my entire family line

[@detroid_ntr7689]

@@anapple1220 stfu

[@detroid_ntr7689]

If that's the best content for you, then I recommend you watch Doug DeMuro.

[@anapple1220]

@@detroid_ntr7689 👍

[@raging_azzhole3672]

this is just proof that owning that much money really just makes your brain in a solid block of gold.

[@mthfpv173]

I think the reason why whealty people want such "art" objects is to demonstrate how they have so much money that they can spend it on the most senseless, most expensive stuff.

[@Handle1722]

That's an interesting perspective! For many wealthy individuals, purchasing high-priced art can indeed be a way to showcase their financial success and status. Beyond this, there are a few other reasons why they might be drawn to such acquisitions: Investment: Art can be a valuable investment, often appreciating in value over time. Wealthy individuals might buy art with the hope that it will increase in value and provide a substantial return on investment. Cultural and Social Capital: Owning rare or famous pieces of art can grant social prestige and cultural capital. It can place individuals in elite social circles and events, such as gallery openings, art fairs, and exclusive auctions. Personal Enjoyment: Some people genuinely love art and derive personal enjoyment and satisfaction from owning and displaying pieces that resonate with them. Philanthropy: Purchasing and donating art to museums and galleries can be a form of philanthropy. It allows wealthy patrons to contribute to cultural heritage and public education. Legacy and Heritage: Wealthy individuals may see art as a way to build a lasting legacy. Collecting art can be a way to pass down wealth and culture to future generations. While the demonstration of wealth is certainly a factor, these other motivations can also play significant roles in why wealthy people invest in art.

[@TheAbyssUpdate]

I swear that Charlie comes up with the best roasts known to mankind in 5 seconds

[@joemama4286]

I know! He's like the jesus of insults and roasting and flaming the fuck out everything in as little as 5 seconds.

[@Bimgus9]

@Joe Mama hes the jesus of jesus himself

[@joemama4286]

@@Bimgus9 A true, well known fact right there

[@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo19]

Cv

[@amoatlas]

ikr im so jealous of how quick witted he is he comes up with his roasts in .5 seconds its so natural to him

[@austinfiregaming9740]

My bank account is negative 46 million dollars.

[@coleslaw08]

ok

[@heisenberg2467]

Finally a verified account

[@Devonsnow_]

ok

[@Drawesometoons]

At a certain stage of wealth you don't want things because they're good looking/useful. You just want them because of their price. Because you can.

[@mattmason1198]

Artificially increasing land value

[@rear5118]

Yeah, but I'd stil rather drop 46 million on a house in Hawaii than in New York City where all I see is concrete and that boring Central Park

[@SilvrRazorFeather]

I know that's why but. I still don't get it. If I have that much money I'm gonna spend it going places or on things I actually like instead of all this tacky sterile minimalist shit.

[@carterstevenson6009]

6:19 Get this guy out of here, what an amateur tour guide

[@SirSnoozebutton]

If I've learned anything about rich peoples appartments it is that tripping and falling in any room is a death sentence, as there will be an expensive piece of marble just waiting to split your skull open.

[@alismith3801]

Or else you'll destroy some cruddy "statue" thst looks like a giant solidified doggy doo doo but costs a million $$

[@tonkotsuramen8453]

3:35 Charlie realizing it was not a Kitchen, but a fancy sex dungeon

[@baileybuckley4796]

Shut up.

[@tonkotsuramen8453]

no

[@user-sb3ny4ol1e]

@@baileybuckley4796 no u

[@harambe1331]

I mean, that view, expensive furniture, and location. Good city spot, low crime rate and easy access to other high end shit. And you pay 40 million... because you can. You can get it instead of another rich guy. That's all, rich people things. Jesus its like Charlie has no concept of life outside of his middle class woke personality, and here I thought he was a good "thinker". How the hell is he so surprised sometimes, got that tattoo on his arm for nothing lol. 🤦‍♂️

[@faroangames]

@@harambe1331 I hope you're joking otherwise you are probably the biggest potato guzzler in our entire community

[@Super-zq3pn]

literally just finished the 39 million one and ive been blessed with another 😁

[@anapple1220]

*dome*

[@spooksmcgee8790]

dome

[@adolfhsouna]

A blessing from the lord himself

[@Macapta]

3:59 that’s the same amount of desk space I got when I was in a £400 flat during University. Also that chair looks ungodly uncomfortable, look at that curve!!

[@briangoodman3199]

Everyone here's disgusted by the prices of the apartments. Meanwhile I can't get over the fact Charlie has firefox AND chrome open at the same time. Pick a side!

[@jynxbron2620]

Bruh if you get off on little things like that, you must have a sad life

[@junkkk]

lol personally i use chrome

[@dvult3684]

@@jynxbron2620 The hell you talking about? Little things?

[@SereneSadist]

@@jynxbron2620 If you took what he said seriously, you must have a sad life.

[@Archimonde259]

Simple. He's actually a closet Internet Explorer fan and feels the need to overcompensate

[@bigafroman4277]

Charlie: "Art is the stupidest shit" Also Charlie: holds an art fundraiser

[@keynanmartinez]

Charlie art is a Masterpiece.

[@kkurova9345]

we all knew what kind of art he meant

[@nxbis]

Tbf high art is scammy money laundering rubbish and the wealthy do deserve to burn for it. Level-2 Premier art like Charlie's would have the gods shed tears.

[@MeatShovel]

Also Charlie *takes an art class is college*

[@MDSF90]

*Literally makes enough money not to bat an eye at purchasing MULTIPLE $10k-$30k BOXES OF CARDBOARD with art and text on them.*

[@WillZill]

It’s official we need an Apartment/hotel tier list

[@tigertoxins584]

shut up

[@WillZill]

@@tigertoxins584 🥲

[@thehomegrowngamerz5871]

@@WillZill His name describes him and he looks like his pfp probably

[@elllieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

i think its funny how moist says "man rich people are so stupid" and you look above his webcam to see the people who donate thousands of dollars to him

[@stephendavis9739]

"Art is the stupidest shit I swear to God." My sentiments exactly

[@Falconifan]

Says one of the greatest KZbin artists of our time.

[@stephendavis9739]

@@Falconifan KZbin Jesus does not preform art, he preforms miracles

[@NaudVanDalen]

NFTs are multiple orders of magnitude worse than normal art. Think about how much Bitcoin increased in price since it came out. (Over 100 million times) That's how much worse NFTs are.

[@wat5709]

Music is a form of art and I don’t think music is stupid

[@captaincheesepuffs610]

@@wat5709 I think they mean more physical arts like paintings and sculptures

[@therealsharkguy]

At school, my teacher told us about an artist and also brought up his merch page. He was selling heart stickers like the ones you can get from the dollar store for 50 bucks... for ten stickers

[@solala1312]

nice, true capitalism

[@apersonwhoexists6316]

That’s capitalism for ya

[@davidlee5019]

Me: Heyy that place looks kinda nice Charlie: Its generic, boring, and horrible Me: I absolutely couldn't agree more

[@Herecomesdatboi12]

Sheep

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Simp

[@djfanelli]

it doesnt look bad, but what i think charlie means is that it looks awful for the price tag it was worth.

[@justsomeguythatwantssometh9986]

It is nice, but not for a 46 million dollars.

[@4dc302]

The place is nice, If it's cheaper.

[@OmegaVestoLord]

3:00 as someone who works at Bass Pro Shops, I can confirm that is in fact a fishing lure

[@ArtofGabe]

“If you make this kind of money, you should be trying to get as far away from New York as possible” Yup

[@alexanderkristensen9301]

I dont understand the insane hate toward nyc and big cities. Like the further away you get from a city the more you live like a fuckin frog with fuck all to do. I live in the middle of no where. People fuckin sit on their porch watching grass grow. why tf would you hate on there being life all around you and things to do

[@wiredelectrosphere]

@@alexanderkristensen9301 It's not about the cities. It's that NYC Is filled with huge piles of garbage and crackheads. Its obnoxiously loud and crowded, you can smell feces, piss and decaying trash just about everywhere you go. And on top of It all It comes with Insane home prices.

[@ryanscott6578]

Charlie lives in Tampa so he has no room to talk lmao

[@ryanscott6578]

@@alexanderkristensen9301 Agreed. It's so fucking annoying. I grew up in the suburbs with nothing to do and nowhere to go until I learned to drive. Suburbs are where culture goes to die. I'm not even from NYC but it still annoys me how Charlie, a dude who lives in fucking Tampa Florida, visited Time Square and sat on a rock in Central Park, and thinks all of NYC is shit based on that. Like, just admit you hate big cities, dude. I understand that mentality, I grew up around people who share that view, at least be upfront about it.

[@zatrat5696]

@@ryanscott6578 why are u in your feelings ? Itsok to admit ny sucks

[@BlueOzarkDenizen]

"Harry Potter had more space under the staircase to do some work" got me 😂😂

[@Ritayo-checkmyvideo-ph5dr]

Video game

[@jovanalevesque54]

the fact that a much nicer house could cost half that price and the indoor could look the same is really making question reality

[@migueltucabron]

If someone buys such an apartment, he pays for the location not only the apartment and it´s interior. Most expensive houses are solely expensive because of the location. The reason is also very simple. Higher demand than supply rises prices. Nothing to question reality over.

[@maddeeps5520]

Boss I will literally assemble this interior for you for 100k and I know absolute jack shit about carpentry

[@rafterman5072]

Have you heard the phrase “location is king”. New York is the most expensive city in the world and there is literally no more room to build, so of course you could buy a house in the country for a fraction of the price.

[@sillylittleowlguy2392]

@@migueltucabron so you’re telling me, that people are willing to pay an obscene amount of money for apartments like this one just because it’s in New York, when they could be getting a good house in North Carolina at the same size and quality plus an actual lawn for a fraction of NY prices? I’ve lost hope for mankind

[@migueltucabron]

@@sillylittleowlguy2392 You miss a point. There are several business oportunities that exist in New York but do not in other parts of the US. For example there is only one Wall Street in the US. If you need to do business there in person, you have to be in NY. It does not matter what your money can get you in North Carolina because your business is not there.

[@willmcconnell6008]

1:38 when your selling point is an average door handle you know the price is too high

[@galaxyinfinitum]

charlie: art is the stupidest shit me, in the middle of drawing while watching: 👁👄👁

[@abdullahimran4624]

he obviously means modern art not paintings of an apple or whatever

[@DangleeeenAnkle]

No he means the culture of snobbery in art.... Not art in general. Art is beautiful when you aren't exploiting retards for some blue paint you splashed on a piece of paper lmao. Art needs purpose and intent! Other than that it's just a scam

[@sharsasuke01]

He means modern art.

[@lukeflancher2960]

I think he means the industry

[@null-yp6gs]

@@harambe1331 what

[@basedgigachad6606]

Its the location. Rent in NYC is exorbitant for even the smallest apartments, which is why Spider-Man being late on the rent is a recurring theme LOL.

[@Ritayo-checkmyvideo-ph5dr]

From a

[@gassedup2445]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZPWnYRsbbVrnsU

[@puddy606]

That art in the bedroom looks like the stains from the bottom of a coffee cup.

[@starliner2498]

I came across a art piece like that once in the newspaper believe it or not

[@gassedup2445]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZPWnYRsbbVrnsU

[@Exponaut_R-01]

5:58 That painting looking like a classified document

[@Auxzul]

Dude, the Harry Potter comment about having more space than that office was pure gold

[@mohaimenulislam8782]

Yes it was smart and true comment

[@punkfluff3395]

And pure marble.

[@zoru22]

Crazy I watched first Harry Potter movie yesterday 🤣

[@CoolGuy-hh4lg]

"Luckily it's not that high, so once you spend 40 million dollars on this piece of shit you can just jump off". 😭

[@keld_rhygar]

Hopefully it is high enough to rid the world of one worthless piece of trash with way too much money.

[@idkidc257]

imagine being rich enough that you could literally buy anything you wanted to and you bought this 😞😪

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

Definitely wouldn't be me if I had that kinda money. I'd buy like 10 houses lol...one in each of my favorite destinations around the world.

[@crazyewok8742]

If you had this much money you’d want to invest. Maybe this is an investment for the person buying it or they have tons of money and want to live in NYC and this is what they liked

[@Obmenistrator]

Stalin had like a dozen vacation houses across the country. They all were painted green.

[@nkf2399]

Like Charlie said, buy it and then jump off of it

[@Bildo18]

@@crazyewok8742 I think if you had that much money your investments are paying off.

[@kennethlamb4054]

I feel like any person who shows off a multi-million dollar apartment picks one word and uses it to describe everything. Like "Entertaining" or "Staging", or the classical hood favorite, "Marble".

[@apple-de8tx]

If i had that kind of money I would move out of New York immediately

[@AbcdEfgh-sq2tf]

Buy a bunker in the middle of a forest or smth

[@fftere]

There's so many cool places to live in America.... why NY? It's a overpriced dump, rich people don't need it

[@atomheart7907]

Buy a farm in the twigs, or literally anywhere else. NYC is a hellhole for anyone not rich

[@AbcdEfgh-sq2tf]

@@atomheart7907 *for everyone except criminals you mean?

[@dominicklibrie9886]

Central Park is one of the few places you can get robbed or stabbed in NY that has grass

[@roborat]

Makes it a more unique experience

[@kevinisenzo7945]

Back in 2017 New York was still somewhat fine; Now its going back to the 1970s!

[@Ritayo-checkmyvideo-ph5dr]

De

[@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo19]

How did

[@Gouretoratto]

"you can buy a palace in the countryside for the price of a closet in rome" -some guy way back when

[@brumbo181]

When, Oliver?

[@grabherbythesushi8570]

Oliver! Fucking TELL US

[@najmadima882]

Who tf is it, Oliver?!

[@tortipole]

GODDAMN IT OLIVER WE NEED TO KNOW WHO IT IS!!

[@eppssilon]

I swear to God Oliver if you don't tell us

[@chazlawther3710]

The best part was a report a while back that this building is hell to live in.