Horrible $85 Million Penthouse

[@gravelle7774]

charlie, the stone is obviously a save point in the middle of the room.

[@fart63]

So you don’t have to walk to the other side of the house you can just load your save

[@jukeswolfy2593]

its for fast travel

[@jpedro1800]

I was sure it was so you can unlock some fancy new jobs, like red mage, get that pimp sexy outfit you know?

[@sillylittleowlguy2392]

I actually kind of want one, but it’s an actual giant salt lick, so I can just randomly offer it to guests just to fuck with them.

[@kyrios0307]

@@jukeswolfy2593 yeah lol fast travel to key points of the house. Walking is sooooo 2020!

[@mono1813]

"The worse the art looks, the more expensive it is." - Charlie White

[@Zack-wc5mv]

What a time to be alive

[@nutmaster7794]

He's not wrong

[@drixcek9782]

@@nutmaster7794 man makes very detailed painting about the hardships of human life and personification of the meaningless of life: nothing Man urinates on a canvas: THATS THE MOST AMAZING THING IVE SEEN!

[@Type75Advance]

@@drixcek9782 We live in a society People on Twitter making art commission: $25 Some random canvas that have wet paint: $1million

[@Type75Advance]

I mean art on R34 or anime is better and beautiful

[@benjamindover2601]

This realtor is so good at talking without actually saying anything.

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM :)

[@devinbayarea2174]

He learned from chael sonnen

[@blakewb_husker5159]

@@devinbayarea2174 UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@t6mal]

Great way to say what i was thinking.

[@JL-lg9xs]

I can translate; I think he's saying "Give me your money I'm a douchebag" over and over

[@lotto5498]

“Marble fans” Ah yes, my favorite comic creator. *Stone Lee*

[@Mr_Jish]

Dad joke or not, this is criminally underliked lol

[@CsGalaxyID]

Lotto my man, you have unlocked *Dad Jokes Ultra.* I the tree will personally give you this badge

[@lotto5498]

@@CsGalaxyID Thank you, Mister Tree

[@layonyatsu7203]

the most original joke I seen in a while

[@jonathanathor117]

Granite Morrison.

[@WhoTookSaltyCabbage]

As someone who's studying architecture I appreciate these videos for teaching me how to design shitty living spaces and scam rich people into buying them for ridiculous prices

[@giancarlo418]

Lmao

[@Kaphriel1]

How much do you think it’s worth then

[@flipf615]

@@Kaphriel1 this idiot probably gonna say "2 MiLlIoN"

[@Kaphriel1]

@@flipf615 lol

[@garou9914]

Yeah just slap some marble and dogshit art pieces in there and I garantee you rich people will buy it.

[@thegoldenorder1240]

The fact this house has a save point in the living room, gives it indispensable value.

[@livingcorpse5664]

Good one.

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM

[@gdottothegamer1001]

ok, this actually made me laugh

[@lamptrent]

and with the skylight directly above it, it counts as being "outside", so it's even usable for fast travel warps! very convenient

[@thegoldenorder1240]

@@lamptrent Great point.

[@tayzonday]

Are the ten bathrooms for the ten full-time-staff you pay to maintain this property? (Where you go to be all alone)

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM

[@GravityK-b]

The Man The Myth The Legend. Glad to see you here Tay!

[@dismissyourself]

cocolate rain

[@devinmcgroot7560]

Great Scott! This guy used a time machine to come here from the 2000s!

[@qwaserdftyghuijkop]

chocolate rain

[@katan844]

Imagine waking up your private chef at 3am and being like "I WANT CEREAL MAKE ME CEREAL''

[@ayssersoussi6198]

Idle speculation.

[@ilhambahniar2892]

I got a friend who used to be a chef for a yacht of some dumb millionaire. That does happen.

[@katan844]

@@ilhambahniar2892 i wouldn't be suprised lol, i mean some people would do anything just to stay lazy haha

[@catngelle]

Damn i wish i was a millionaire

[@katan844]

@@catngelle you're not alone

[@NeosLeftLeg]

“We’ll give you 3 luxury cars in a place where driving takes more than walking” totally worth it

[@onutube6392]

The one place where driving is absolutely worthless

[@razgaros]

Technicly driving always takes more money than walking but I get your point.

[@onutube6392]

@@razgaros ain't about money, it's about time. Time can't be bought.

[@onutube6392]

@@razgaros but can you buy more of your own time?

[@razgaros]

@@onutube6392 Sure up to a point. Say I was supposed to do the dishe but I hate that so a cleaning lady does it. There I have bought myself some time. I will still die, but I will die having spent more time on stuff I want to do. Could also consider medical bills has a way to buy time.

[@dronus9933]

Superman is gonna be mad when he finds out one of the crystals from the Fortress of Solitude is missing

[@GravityK-b]

Starts breaking into and destroying every million dollar house with his Lazer beams trying to look for the crystals all the while in the corner the owners standing there confused at what's happening.

[@poprobbob3856]

Underrated

[@optimusbee127]

i agree he's super pissed that they stole his kryptonite and spray painted it white

[@jonathanathor117]

@@GravityK-b Those crystals contain Rule 34 of every alien species and the person responsible for killing Jeffery Epstein.

[@rickeydart3040]

"2010, a good year" Why do people always say it was a "good year" when they talk about wine? Like you never hear someone say "Chateau, 1996. Absolutely shit year."

[@JeanMarceaux]

Because the flavor of the wine can differ noticeably depending on the quality of grapes harvest that year

[@Humongous_Hongonggolongus]

@@JeanMarceaux I think he means that most people don't know if it was a good year and just bullshitting to look suave.

[@JeanMarceaux]

@@Humongous_Hongonggolongus a fair point

[@antapex1]

think he's talking about 2010 being a good date for the age of the wine

[@boopyy]

Ah yes, a 2020 Cabernet, what a good year - Random Wine Aficionado

[@NehNehNehNeh42]

Rich people have absolutely no sense of style. Everything is marble and unnecessarily expensive.

[@ルクミ-w8m]

I believe one of the very few reasons they actually buy anything like that is just to show everyone that they have too much money to even care about what they spend it on. Like, rich people just buy it because it's expensive.

[@joeybillings780]

Money doesn’t buy taste

[@Zack_410]

I mean most of them don't.

[@RobertSmurda]

This one apartment does not extrapolate to the taste’s of all rich people

[@shelflord1686]

@@RobertSmurda why are you defending the taste of stupidly rich people as if it matters at all

[@Freyjinn]

Ah yes, a giant power crystal in the middle of the room, definitively another cult penthouse they would get along with the cult obsessed by fireplaces

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM

[@Charsenic]

Well there were quite a few fireplaces in there as well

[@persontheguyman223]

Thats sounds like a comic book villain the always loses

[@FalconRS]

They spent way too much money for cool and comfy temple and now they can't afford world domination plans anymore, so sadly, they must sell the place now.

[@canadianbluepants9446]

@@gob233 hmm how strange?

[@zuhairkazi5239]

Honestly, the Lake Tahoe house doesn't seem as bad as the other listings Charlie's looked at, it honestly was pretty reasonable and looked nice

[@maswqesadweqw3548]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3-Vaal-e9WkZs0

[@Fasouly0320]

Bro got 3 bots under his comment lmao

[@aidancreaghan8298]

I actually agree lol it looked kind of nice

[@codgod5238]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM

[@thecomplainer6365]

@@Fasouly0320 4 now

[@AnimatedTerror]

Honestly the first cabin seemed pretty cozy. I liked that it was designed to be almost a part of the hillside, I liked the inclusion of rock face type walls and more organic looking banisters and walls. It’s an aesthetic I can enjoy. Really my only issues with it was the weird power crystal, the lack of blinds anywhere in the house and the furniture outside was exposed to the elements. Also the place was probably previously owned by an evil cult but as soon as we fumigate the place I’m sure that’d be fixed too. So not bad. I’d spend the weekend there.

[@SahiPie]

How are you supposed to bring about the end of humanity without the power crystal? Come on man, this is super villain 101

[@willmetz1490]

Literally tho it is one of the weirdest houses on the lake I have driven by it on our family boat and never see it. Now seeing the interior it really does look like a house from a cheap horror movie but it is way better looking than anything else Charlie looked at

[@sophiagonzales8974]

The house is decent for me it's not the best place but its not the worse I actually love a house where there are plenty of beautiful looking views. But I felt the house doesn't really fit in thr nature or not my kind of exterior housing. I rather have a log cabin or a treehouse where you have stairs leading up to the house.

[@datbeanyboi1649]

I'd buy just the power crystal

[@wildboargaming1858]

Same, I actually liked the power crystal house

[@gummigamer4614]

7:51 As a non American, central park looks like the most unappealing, unnatural piece of land I've ever seen in terms of it's structure. It feels like a dystopian future where they have cubes of nature you can reside in,

[@Caldella]

Plenty of Americans think the same (including me) - I'm sure the rectangular shape made it a lot easier to plan for the city building around it, but it 100% looks unnatural.

[@clumbus894]

Trust me most Americans outside of New York City have no clue what the hell New York City is either.

[@jtek2259]

It was actually made it to improve the mental health of New Yorkers but the guy who designed it was also responsible for Coney Island so you know

[@VannahL]

@@clumbus894 as a New Yorker outside of NYC, I can confirm.

[@gwiz6955]

It's much better looking on the inside. Very clean and a good break from the concrete jungle that most of the rest of the city is. Near the middle there is even a spot where you can practically not hear any of the honking, cars, or anything, it's unreal. (I feel like a mental patient typing this lmao)

[@EthGemsnStuff]

"And this can all be yours... for 85 million dollars." This honestly sounds like a joke skit or something lol

[@samuell.jackson9359]

I, Samuel L. Jackson am not impressed with that apartment.

[@RubleBubble]

@Spatza what does this have to do with an 85 million dollar house?

[@mustardman1040]

@Spatza edgy

[@hulkhogger6115]

lordgudoy upload a new video man wtf

[@cornonthekobi]

@@samuell.jackson9359 thank you Samuel Leroy Jackson, most famous for performances in Quentin Tarantino films, for your insight

[@BiigManGage]

I’m gonna be honest I want to know whose actually purchasing these homes

[@isakmaaan0326]

Some billionaire idiot

[@Xvaril]

What up checkmark

[@drmujtabashaikh8]

Congrats to everyone who found this reply

[@BiigManGage]

@@isakmaaan0326 probably

[@desperatelycravingahamsandwich]

no one sane lol

[@waffles9733]

There's actually a torture, where a victim is forced to leave in a white room, with white furniture, in white clothes and eat only white rice and drink water out of white bowls The victim usually loses their sanity, personality and all kind of senses

[@genericghoulnpc4010]

white room torture its inhumane af

[@Meow-pe2nr]

What torture is this called?

[@waffles9733]

@@Meow-pe2nr just white room torture, if i am correct

[@Meow-pe2nr]

@@waffles9733 thank You so much! : )

[@fakeituntilkingdomcome]

Back at my elementary school’s library, there was this book called “The Name of This Book Is Secret” (I can’t remember the author’s name) and there was this part where one of the main characters was stuck in an all-white room and he had to wear white clothes and the only thing he was allowed to drink was this white liquid that looked like milk but had no flavor. Your comment made me realize that the author may have been trying to portray White Room Torture.. some of the stuff that happened in that book definitely didn’t feel kid-friendly at all, I wonder how it got labeled as a book for children lmao

[@SoggySlopster08]

I’m gonna be honest I really liked the first house. I’m a sucker for natural looking things so the fountains, stone, and wood, got me hyped. Plus it’s got game rooms and a theater room, a little railway system and it’s got a great view, I think this is the best house Charlie’s reviewed.

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM :)

[@GravityK-b]

Ikr it's paradise in the making.

[@the_bottomfragger]

Agreed. There's a lot of things we don't know about it, maybe it's too expensive. But it's still a dream home for me. Can't say that about the other ones.

[@gdottothegamer1001]

i do like natural looking stuff, but this one is a bit too big for me. i just don't like a big place for me to live. still kinda cool tho

[@bullettime8760]

Same, I like rustic style modern houses that is build on breathtaking scenery

[@GFuelEnergy]

The guy mentions the Hudson yards like it's the Grand Canyon

[@swvvl]

give me free shit

[@No-yb2kn]

i did it with a hamster

[@GravityK-b]

If Charlie ever decided to do a Tier-List on G-Fuel products there would no better sponsor than you for that video.

[@eavsium]

Hi gfuel KZbin admin

[@ethabgofl]

what's up checkmark

[@brandonkruse6412]

I’m convinced that none of these millionaires has curtains so the rest of the world can see how rich they are.

[@aggroknight4259]

Or maybe it's because rich people never sleep past 8am, so they have no need for curtains, especially when they live in a lakeside home with gigantic windows.

[@johncone2216]

They have lots of windows so robbers can break into and rob them

[@radicallarry9704]

@@johncone2216 Of course, You gotta show off how rich you are to the robbers.

[@anonymous-wk1nh]

Because the moment you get rid of the views and natural light, and turn on artificial lighting, it becomes obvious how horrifically sterile and bare the homes are.

[@bao1964]

Is it me or the first house doesnt seem that overpriced 🤔. Like i think the whole idea of building houses on a hillside is so cool, plus the view is WAY better than those "Penthouse" with boring views of the lifeless city.

[@pdebuck1]

NYC is a lot of things but lifeless is definitely not one of them

[@bellamcfaul8259]

@@pdebuck1 In terms of nature or any green space, it’s pretty lifeless. Sure it’s “the city that never sleeps” but concrete buildings as far as the eye can see is pretty lifeless

[@joedied5674]

@@bellamcfaul8259 the city that never sleeps. Because they can't sleep. There is a car crash every 5 minutes.

[@The_Real_Frisbee]

@@pdebuck1 The nursing homes sure are lifeless thanks to your mayor.

[@maggienesin2448]

yea, gave me some cottagecore-but-make-it-rich vibes. if i had enough money, i would change some decorations and countertops, but otherwise it looks pretty cozy, not like a decontamination chamber

[@reda7072]

At this point we should start ranking houses by their _marble_

[@jax1744]

Yes we should.

[@joeymations9821]

Marble meter

[@missZoey5387]

The house on the lake: an actual home someone with a good head on their shoulders would buy. The apartments and penthouse: a vanity project for someone with more money than common sense.

[@lah67]

totally. plus it comes with its own land. can't say that about an apartment. i could never buy a home that's not sitting on its own land. seems weird to own a patch of the sky.

[@kayEnt3rtainm3nt]

@@lah67 "To own a patch of the sky" is such a pretty phrase out of context. I agree with you though.

[@SMATF5]

"It has 10 bedrooms." That's not an apartment, it's a cult compound.

[@ginogatash4030]

I'm not the kinda guy to get mad about rich people's dumb spending, I mean sure I may call them out on being dumb, but also if you got the money do what you want, I know I'd spend it on some dumb shit too, but watching these overly spacious, tacky designed, and way fucking overpriced for the sake of being expensive does raise my socialism a little, I mean less than 1/1000th of the money that paid for these ugly ass houses to be made could probably make up a decent salary for a middle class job.

[@satoruriolu6132]

@@ginogatash4030 I don't know what 10000 dollar is even. It is not that I don't know what 75mil is, I straight up cannot comprehend how much that is. I know how much 10 dollars are, and I imagine that riches have a similar perception... They can easily understand how much 75mil is but can't understand how little 1k is I might be stupid or something

[@GaeFootballClub]

the first place is the only mansion i’ve seen and thought to myself “you know what, that is worth $75 million”

[@KanishQQuotes]

Yes that is a nice house indeed. Though it does require you to stock supplies in advance

[@elijahwright6554]

Other than that stupid crystal absolutly

[@kreatona4219]

@@elijahwright6554 what do you mean stupid? It contains all the souls of the people who built it

[@PeerKristijan]

i think its really ugly. i particlar the brown reminds me of bitter nushrooms *vomit*

[@notlNSIGHT]

@@elijahwright6554 I kinda dig the crystal. But I wouldn't have it immediately on entry. It'd be in a secret room, with a skylight that shines on it. A more sterile black and white look on the inside of the room.

[@Rurike]

You know, I struggle with my confidence as an artist a lot of the time, seeing what actually gets money from rich people makes me feel a bit better.

[@klairdelun456]

I paint and a real work of art takes awhile whereas a blob of paint on a canvas sells for hundreds of thousands

[@metronicmagician1816]

As someone who kind of got into the fine art world you should really know that the only thing that makes a piece of art crazy expensive/wanted by the elites is random chance. Like the vast majority of what is considered fine art came from some rich person wanting to make money (or get a tax write off), grabbing a random artist practically off the streets, and then proclaiming their art to be good. People then buy up every bit of their art thus skyrocketing their value. It’s fucking insane, and honestly demeaning to the art and artist.

[@kakyoin5862]

the crystal obviously powers the electricity in the house and acts as the AC, and the heater. catch a hint charlie

[@persontheguyman223]

Why does that remind me of a cartoon series where a city is powered by this giant crystal in the middle of the place

[@bruhyougottachill6665]

This has nothing to do with your comment but I’m gonna say it. Matt looks like Kevin love

[@nfzeta128]

It's a pylon.

[@humanman2358]

Cack-Yo-Ween Cock Yoink

[@silver0scale]

it is also a respawn point in case you die

[@hellodolly7989]

The lake house is actually dope. It actually looks cozy and livable.

[@fart63]

Yeah but I’d give the furniture a revamp

[@baph0met]

Yeah but not worth 75mil. More like 10mil

[@Mr_Jish]

@@baph0met It's all about location. The physical house itself is a fraction of the total cost; from my totally not an expert opinion, I'd say that exact house anywhere else could be probably no more than 6 million, but the fact it's built into a mountainside overlooking Lake Tahoe is (apparently) worth an extra 70 million 😂 there's a reason shit homes in Santa Monica with rat infestations go for an average of $800,000 on the low end, and that's because of location, location, location babyyyyy

[@Mr_Jish]

@@baph0met But I totally agree with you lol. Even with the location and views, it's remarkable the price is that fuckin high

[@baph0met]

@@Mr_Jish Very true.

[@lethalkrab]

This one's actually not that bad from a visual standpoint. Its just fucking expensive and kinda outdated.

[@epicxx7699]

If you’re talking about the second one, then yeah, the cars and other perks are cool but the apartment is kinda boring

[@aggskittlord]

That's the thing though. In that market, stuff's not "outdated", it's "vintage" making it more expensive than it was originally. It's a fucking scam lmao

[@NaudVanDalen]

@@aggskittlord It's like how the original iPhone lost a lot of value because the iPhone 3G came out and then again with each new iPhone, but then became a collectors item because it's vintage and retro.

[@mikeehrmantraut1899]

What bad about the penthouse is what happened if there was a mud slide or a earthquake and the pillars at the bottom of the penthouse look weak that does not look safe at all even a explosion could take out half of the penthouse

[@aggskittlord]

@@NaudVanDalen Well, the difference here is a person buying the original iPhone isn't buying to use it, they're buying to collect it. And since it's no longer in production, that makes the price go up as a collectable. However, when you're getting a house this expensive, stuff that you be using shouldn't be outdated, because it's not a collectible. Which is why this is a scam.

[@belugabop9344]

The lakeside house honestly looks really nice, all it's missing are some curtains, tv's, and a cover for the stuff on the balcony.

[@Darth_Uchiha47]

The hidden rooms are often called dead spots. Lots of homes have them. I install ac units in houses like these during their construction. Things get left in the wall and under floors all the time. The cool thing to me is the wood or iron often has writing of some sort on it then it is used for construction. Ive seen jokes, names, math and even bible scriptures! There are tons of easter eggs that hide there for years.

[@akadrop]

If the house don’t got a Philosophers stone in the middle of it, is it really even a house?

[@patrickshaw411]

If I don’t get my homunculus, god be damned!

[@dartoney]

@@patrickshaw411 amen brother!

[@shantcheetah]

Without the Philosophers stone, it’s just a bunch of wooden walls not a house :O

[@eliac]

yeah but the house will cost an arm and a leg

[@Void_Inc-0x]

I think philosophers crystal is the trigger to create a safe zone, so it wouldn't work

[@Noodles.Doodles]

>"This room in particular was converted into a kids playroom" >sterile white laboratory chamber with stuffed toy on the ground >"The property comes with an organically-grown telepathic mutant. Just remember to clear your mind, CLEAR YOUR MIND."

[@norasyikinali6283]

Have you seen Kim Kardashian's kid's playroom? Everything in the room is blinding white, including the toys. And all the coloured stuff are arranged so precisely and colour coded the room feels more like a lab than a playroom despite the literal mountain of toys. And she called it 'well-designed'. Like fuck that.

[@errortryagainlater4240]

@@norasyikinali6283 it's just sad tbh, it seems like you care more about the "muh design" of the room than if your kids are actually comfortable/playing in it.

[@oniplus4545]

of course there's a crystal in the middle of the room you wouldn't want to restart from outside the mansion in case of game over, hence the checkpoint crystal in the middle to make finishing the quest and save/load easier

[@adg135876]

To be honest I like the first one quite a lot because it is surrounded by nature. If I were to buy 75M home that would be it

[@MidniteMeatBus]

That place looks incredible I agree

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM

[@Ordep_Aviaras]

I'm sure there are homes like these or even better ones at a lower price, SPECIALLY if it's not in North America but in other country like Brazil. But It's understandable if you want to stay at US.

[@jacksonlarson6099]

@@eddydiaz2609 It's definitely all about location. That place probably would have sold for no more than $10 million here in Wisconsin.

[@alpac1151]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/npK9lpqGpZuamc0 I feel like this is a better home for a better price along Lake Tahoe.

[@spoonfullofsalt8889]

Considering a ticket to the ISS costs around 45 million dollars, that’s a pretty good deal.

[@tropicalfruit4571]

Yeah a trip to ISS, might be cool so that's why it's 45mil. They are 99.99% talking about this suborbital launch or whatever's the name where the apex of the parabola is in cosmos but you never even establish an orbit over the earth; it's basically launching yourself into space to then fall down 5 minutes later. Still cool but that ain't 45mil.

[@orbeezeater]

@@tropicalfruit4571 I respect your opinion but I kind of disagree. The cost to get you past 5 atmospheric levels and make sure you don’t come back as vaporized blood is astronomical (pun intended)

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM

[@garlicyum]

@@orbeezeater it's expensive, but more like a couple 100k

[@xaviermoxly8704]

@@garlicyum maybe closer to 10 mil

[@flubsdubz6247]

The first house just screams murder mystery setting to me

[@ikimadrider]

I would buy it if I had any money

[@luckywoo2120]

There is even a save point with the crystal

[@gokaputt]

"New York is anything *but* fun. I couldn't imagine a least fun place." Hey, now that's just wrong. Watching street fights and freak outs is fun as hell. -Sincerely, a New Yorker.

[@majamystic256]

the giant crystal in the middle of the room is one of the fake tomar emeralds that they use to lure the protagonists into a trap

[@ThaiTie94]

They need Chris-Chan there to really make the place pop lmao

[@angeleaterstudios1004]

You can tell it's fake because your eyelashes don't burn when you look at it. The REAL Tomar Emeralds cause all hair above the nose to burn upon contact before accelerating the growth of hair follicles on the face, creating a striking phenomenon called Tomar's Visage, where you end up looking just like him.

[@arcytek]

I grey up in Lake Tahoe. That house has always been such an iconic landmark for people who go out to the lake. You can’t see inside but you can see the weird rail system. I’ve always wanted to ride that thing lol

[@fart63]

@@blokin5039 maybe he’s a fuckin mermaid how would you know

[@jetaimessul]

@@fart63 no hes the algae in the lake

[@northropi2027]

"I really like that full chrome shit" 3 years later, he has a chrome arm and is carrying a nuke into Arasaka HQ

[@theunlucky1326]

Hey he’s just “chippin in”

[@seryphymagonzales5110]

That is a very niche reference.

[@realtissaye]

@@seryphymagonzales5110 not really lol

[@Dibbles115]

@@seryphymagonzales5110 Yeah not really, cyberpunk was a very popular game

[@dylanfarris7647]

To be fair, it would be pretty sick to have a giant power crystal in your living room.

[@jeanneann3545]

Those thing look safety hazard. What if you bumped into it and fall ? getting stabbed by crystal!

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

​@@jeanneann3545 hell of a way to go

[@slavmonke9069]

Drinking wine in that $85 million apartment is like playing around with a bomb, everything in there is white

[@codgod5238]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM :)

[@FuzzMustard]

1 dropped glass = $4 million in damages xD

[@jasperishereyoo]

@@FuzzMustard trueeeeeeeee

[@zel9061]

@@jasperishereyoo trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Kill me already

[@kamisama69666]

including the people

[@sebasg.2709]

The first house actually looks fucking sick i rlly love it unlike the most expensive appartments

[@GravityK-b]

Very dope apartment looks like the perfect place to hang out and play some Wii sports with your friends.

[@sebasg.2709]

@@GravityK-b yeaa i know right

[@chiihasagi7430]

@@GravityK-b id go for the lodge house, perfect place to get trapped with your friends while a murderer chase you around

[@ballsacksniffer420]

Same, id live there

[@Zack-xv2yc]

For a good change of pace Charlie, try reacting to some Japanese houses. I swear to God the architecture on those masterpieces are as beautiful as they are surprisingly usable which makes them more interesting.

[@Zack-xv2yc]

Plus, they are shockingly cheap too.

[@GravityK-b]

I like your suggestion. Those houses really are spectular they are like something out of a sci-fi novel.

[@SahiPie]

@@Zack-xv2yc The houses are cheap, the land and taxes are certainly not

[@314rft]

Do you mean actual planned Japanese houses? Because most standard Japanese houses made for the layman just look like normal tract housing.

[@BreadManMike]

The first house is honestly pretty dope. Only complaints is the furniture outside and the save point in the middle of the room lol. Seems cozy and livable, the no blinds would be an easy fix but still pretty cool. Not sure about 75 mil but y'know

[@a1burman01]

Charlie should just have his own show of him going around and verbally abusing the people who make these homes.

[@nohumor7702]

Sorry that the first 3 replys are idiotic spams

[@Maximum950]

F off spams

[@codgod5238]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM

[@hallowfeather2412]

A different kind of Gorden Ramsay

[@a1burman01]

Dude why am I getting spammed

[@ryannparkinson1049]

Is this what it’s like being rich? Literally making awful financial choices and choosing the ugly furniture

[@TheScienceNerd100]

And you wonder why we need to tax the rich higher to give to the poor. This is what they use their money on, money that could save lives, provide Healthcare. But nah, the 5th $80M apartment is what they need to spend their money on.

[@theeggjohnson5930]

@@TheScienceNerd100 We tax the rich high enough , they earned their money so its fine as long as the pay taxes, its only bad if they robbed or commit fraud

[@teefus1585]

poopi

[@youtubernk5646]

@@theeggjohnson5930 that's if they pay them. They literally have teams to make plans to pay the least taxes.

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM :)

[@quagmiretoiletgaming]

thank you Crit1kal i was just about to purchase this penthouse, you just saved me $85 million

[@Odin2244]

ᴵ ᵃᵐ ˢᵘᵇᵇⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡⁱᵏᵉˢ ᵐʸ ˡᵃᵗᵉˢᵗ ᵛⁱᵈᵉᵒ😁😁

[@wellusee688]

@Spatza kzbin.info/www/bejne/apyZiI2EdsyoZqs

[@quagmiretoiletgaming]

@Spatza you're still doing this huh

[@pirated1587]

@Spatzathat's crazy

[@thomashendrix6712]

I worked in a sawmill that cut custom lumber for super expensive mansions like this one in Lake Tahoe. I would focus all my hatred and spite into each beam and board

[@braxtra1664]

dont be silly Charlie, the crystal is where the cultist store the souls of their victims.

[@idkmuchokie]

irl black?? soul gem

[@goliathisadog2561]

let’s be real, the second house was just a flashbang manifested into a house

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM

[@ithurtswhenipee4526]

Shut the fuck up في حين ان هذه الدول لا تزال تعاني بالفعل بسبب عدم 😂😂😂😂😂😂 صندوق 📦 اسهم فيخحح في المائة

[@johndexterzarate6663]

....It reminds me of that SpongeBob episode.

[@mjl11]

Not to be weird, but these videos are actually awesome blueprints for robbers to break in in these houses. I mean they show all the priciest stuff and where it stands.

[@Odin2244]

ᴵ ᵃᵐ ˢᵘᵇᵇⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡⁱᵏᵉˢ ᵐʸ ˡᵃᵗᵉˢᵗ ᵛⁱᵈᵉᵒ👍❤️

[@codgod5238]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM :)

[@ElementalLeaf]

Yeah good luck with that if you steal from someone that has $70m+ to spend on apartments youre not going to get very far. They probably have automated laser turrets for security or something. They can hire their own private army.

[@Random-ql6rr]

@@ElementalLeaf a private army is hella fucking expensive

[@masont5097]

@@Random-ql6rr so is a 75 million dollar apartment

[@AliothAncalagon]

I always asked myself why anyone would need 8 bedrooms. I mean, if they have an entire castle I can kinda see how you might not want to travel to the other side of your freaking kingdom to go to sleep, but if you have like a billion rooms and 80% of them are bedrooms, that sounds as if you just wanted many rooms and lacked the creativity to come up with something to do with them.

[@GeldtheGelded]

Honestly, with that money i would've bought the lake, built a castle, hired a mercenary force and declared myself king

[@Unus_Annus_]

Hell, for that money I could buy my own island

[@zerodark3505]

Can I join your seceded mercenary monarchy compound?

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/apyZiI2EdsyoZqs . . .

[@yungkim5834]

@Spatza whoa you’re so edgy

[@GeldtheGelded]

@@zerodark3505 Yeah sure man

[@kuddlykennen2893]

When I see that crystal, all I can think of is an alien voice shouting at me: "YOU REQUIRE ADDITIONAL PYLONS!"

[@enokrad6306]

Hell yeah dude

[@damien9683]

Glad I wasn't the only one that thought that...

[@twoic3419]

We need more protus memes

[@annamcdowell4500]

metal mother...

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

7:03 Gets into a car accident Don't worry Charlie, most people who drive like that, usually do.

[@faketoddhoward7280]

Wow

[@jadedpanda962]

bro why are you everywhere

[@loki7701]

@@jadedpanda962 it's the next Justin y

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM

[@Francis-rq4fw]

Jesus Christ you're becoming worse and worse in this channel

[@user-N20]

10:10 this looks like a wooden rendition of Purple Guy from FNAF

[@CplLight]

“You bought a pile of Lincoln Logs Kevin!” had me rolling 🤣

[@OryNyuu]

i actually like the first house. it has that vintage cottage feel with all the wood. finally a good use for the $75 mil i had lying around :)

[@serireicanon]

cant get enough of terrible living spaces

[@seniorvenusdigital3904]

comment your address to find more terrible living spaces

[@codgod5238]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM

[@rozanfaust2967]

Above me is not a Cod God instead its a cod bot.

[@glorp7833]

oh no there's a bunch of links under your comment I don't want to click on

[@Crypticat]

@PoggyInnit shut up

[@Its_worm_time_babey_]

The first house is actually really nice honestly, feels like an old fashioned millionaires mansion in a video game

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM :)

[@nannerdunlocke1231]

@@ggez1505 Get B R E A D elsewhere, bot army!

[@Slv4S8n666]

It's kinda cool but could be better for for the price. And it's ugly.

[@glockwidstik]

Yah that thing is nice.

[@LadyBoyToby]

Except when you have a bunch of bags of grocery’s and have to walk down all those stairs

[@Guy-jb7bs]

Someone making their own "developer room" in a house they built sounds fun, and I want people to do that now

[@bobbyjones9113]

At this point I'm just waiting for the marble cinematic universe

[@GravityK-b]

Move over Marvel Cinematic Universe and DC Extended Universe we got a new kid in town and his made out of marble.

[@zicwarrs9729]

Charlie’s actually going round lowering the value of these apartments from these reactions

[@AbsoluteMongoloid]

Proof or it didn't happen.

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM

[@NaudVanDalen]

Make a negative video about a house to lower the value. Then buy it, make a positive video about it and then sell it for profit.

[@Zack-wc5mv]

goddamn it.

[@mattynotfatty]

"We got a million dollar everything, everything's nice and expensive" Charlie: I prefer my home.

[@GravityK-b]

A humble man.

[@nfzeta128]

I mean seriously though. I have nothing against having a large house/apartment, but sometimes you want something that actually feels homey, even if not the whole thing. It's why the first tree house seemed better.

[@Type75Advance]

Remember "Home Sweet Home"

[@gunsandroses896]

Yeah. I just want a place with power, access to a city like 5 kilometres away and your basic single bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, living room and weapons rack.

[@solus8685]

@@gunsandroses896 only an American would name "weapons rack" as one of the basics lmao

[@NeitherSparky]

That wooden-block statue thing is 100% a statue of the Superman sprite from the Atari 2600 game. That thing is burned into my memory.

[@nuclear7559]

My father spent most of his life building houses and apartment complexes (mostly houses) and he would always leave a dollar in a wall as a little secret. I actually asked him about this and he told me every builder does something akin to hiding a little secret in the walls or flooring.

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM :)

[@GravityK-b]

Damn a real life Easter Egg.

[@zelgiusthebrave1401]

Whelp time to rip up my floor boards and walls. It's Easter Egg time!

[@amp4105]

I scratched my name into some wood before the house was built once lol

[@StinkyTreen]

Charlie, the crystal in the first home is the Master JO Crystal. Every week, the Council of the Bros gather and JO around the crystal to feed off its essence. Only bros (while wearing the smaller sister crystals) can participate. Upon completion, all crystals will begin to glow white, fully charged from the JO ritual. The bros will have confidence at work, home, social situations, etc.

[@humanratteler9760]

I swear when you’re that rich, you must ascend to the forth dimension or something. “The furniture actually looks very pretty from a higher plane of existence, you should try it.”

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM

[@Ramifen]

thats a nice way to look at it lol

[@starcrafter13terran]

0:38 The crystal is used to speak to Zordon.

[@Toofee]

That white apartment looks like an insane asylum. Perfect for anyone who would buy that

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

@Marka Ragnos Right? Children are messy lol, crazy to give them a white nursery.

[@barbararab6390]

Theres literally a type of torture that is on a total white room.

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM

[@amp4105]

How will the billionaires do coke in that white apartment

[@supersammich344]

Man imagine the shame you would face when you're taking your private yacht across the lake and your friends see your private beach house thinking it's your main estate. Embarrassing. Good luck explaining that one.

[@codgod5238]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM

[@Odin2244]

ᴼᴹᴳ Linus Tech Tips ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵒⁿ ᵐʸ ˡᵃᵗᵉˢᵗ ᵛⁱᵈᵉᵒ👍👍👍👍👍

[@rohuq6304]

All the replies now days are bots

[@Symphonia16]

Any person who could actually afford that apartment could afford all of those things and not have to pay 85 million for a terrible apartment. what the crap?

[@2003ToyotaVitz]

"3 exotic supercars" 2 luxury cars and 1 supercar shown society

[@supercat2087]

4:13 “We’ll throw in 6 strippers or something! Just please!” 😭💀 im dead

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM

[@peaxce6675]

I swear the apartment is just a real life gta package

[@GravityK-b]

Can't wait for the DLC.

[@davidszakacs6888]

If it rains, Charlie, the servants will no doubt go out to bring the cushions indoors.

[@justphil4732]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jXLXcpyGYpx9n6M

[@Zack-wc5mv]

there is no servant. We are the servants. You and i.

[@McDanklestank]

Knuckles is soon gonna break through the walls in search of the master emerald pieces again

[@twoic3419]

I love how Charlie immediately stops bashing on the house when the person comments that they build houses like that 🤣

[@mightykanohii]

These bots are getting out of hand...

[@Adi-yx5oi]

@@mightykanohii fr

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM

[@twoic3419]

@@mightykanohii It's literally disturbing

[@lockelamora4184]

@@mightykanohii right? Like wtf is goin on rofl.

[@victoria8629]

That last guy speaks as though he was a kid trying to convince his mom to buy him a shitty toy at the grocery store

[@aaronaustin9814]

The house isn’t shitty though it’s actually rather nice just a bit over priced

[@pas5294]

With 80 million dollars I would build an ancient Roman city and make myself emperor

[@Zack-wc5mv]

i will rebuild and reimagined the child slavery industry.

[@jklmnop848]

I know I'm 2 years late, but I kind of appreciate that Charlie doesn't just completely disregard his stream chat and ignore everyone.

[@TheSandwichmann]

I ate a really good Croque Monsieur sandwich with black forest ham, gruyere cheese, dijon mustard, and thick slices of white bread! I find this sandwich to be filled with subtle flavors and not hard to make! I hope you all get to eat a really good sandwich as well!

[@ImTheDogeKing]

I hope that was good

[@anapple1220]

Thanks sandwich man for your amazing words of wisdom, add me to your lunch next time

[@mrgreytea2598]

A sandwich would hit the spot right about now, slider sandwiches. I need sliders

[@RCHomemadeHobbies]

Does ice cream sandwich count???

[@superllama6768]

@great day find the tree that makes the oxygen you breath and apologize, then learn how to quit being an awful person who advertises videos on others channel

[@emilemil1]

Artist spends a month iterating on a beautifully crafted artwork: $5000 A 20 minute scribble: $75 million

[@italianwaffle5592]

So, art is objective?

[@JK-ei7wr]

@@italianwaffle5592 no, art appreciation is bullshit

[@karama5562]

@@italianwaffle5592 fine art is for tax evasion

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM

[@SkylerCrouse]

Honestly if some rich dumbass is willing to pay $75 million for a scribble then all power to the artist for selling it, gotta make it in this system somehow 🤷

[@mctwishvonnoodles9793]

10:32 it's SpongeBob having an acid trip frame by frame

[@canadianwildlifeservice8883]

The best part of owning a Lamborghini in NYC is you get to experience the thrill of going 0 to 15 MPH in under 30 seconds.

[@smxkestacks3664]

I would buy that serial killer lodge, that thing is dope, the damn crystal beacon, you could probably light up a beam into the sky, that wouod be sick

[@DarvosNethven3E]

Reminds me of a port crystal from Dragons dogma lol.

[@fluffyfalcon]

that crystal probably gives you speed boost and haste

[@Humongous_Hongonggolongus]

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON...

[@sinsofthefather]

@@DarvosNethven3E woah wasnt expecting someone who knows dragons dogma

[@DarvosNethven3E]

@@sinsofthefather I actually only just started playing it recently. Wish more people tried it out game is awesome.

[@__lifeline__]

After all of these I want Charlie to make an expensive house tier list

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM :)

[@GravityK-b]

We can all agree on that.

[@PanzerMan332]

2:05 Local Florida Man hasn't heard of outdoor furniture

[@igsryder]

The penthouse guy sounds so unenthusiastic when describing the house

[@Ladenstarfish]

The fact that Charlie heard some guy in chat say he builds homes like this and his immediate question to the individual was "do you hide easter eggs in them?" Is why I watch Charlie.

[@Odin2244]

ᴵ ᵃᵐ ˢᵘᵇᵇⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡⁱᵏᵉˢ ᵐʸ ˡᵃᵗᵉˢᵗ ᵛⁱᵈᵉᵒ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@rozanfaust2967]

@@Odin2244 your fonts are not cool, so is your fake verified mark right in your name

[@Ihjdhu]

"You got a god damn *Chaos Emerald* sitting in the middle in the room."

[@gagetheloser8847]

5:50 You'll go blind when there's any amount of light in this apartment

[@justincruz5720]

7:54 Oh, I totally agree. I think these videos really teach you what rich people like. Very educational. Very helpful if you want to exploit them.

[@Nino69]

These houses doesn't have any marble in them and as a "marble fan" , my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[@T00K4P4K]

2:40 “where’s the anything modern” as the dude get is an elevator 😂😂

[@ey3z4ya]

Elevators have been common for over a century mate

[@spam9330]

Imagine charlie reviewing the Taj Mahal. Marble everywhere.

[@Kolacics]

not a house tho

[@justphil4732]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jXLXcpyGYpx9n6M

[@najmadima882]

lmao

[@InfiniteAssassin]

10:01 “You bought a pile of Lincoln Logs, Kevin!”