HORROR SCIENCE: The Faculty Parasites "BRAIN DOMINATING" Tendrils Explained

Down in Ohio, as it were things are not Swag Like a hundred. Things are very unswag actually. At a school, it begins with the faculty before spreading to the students. A parasite begins spreading through the school slowly at first but more rapidly as it controls the human brain and easily infects other people. Threatening to take over the planet in a few weeks, a few students must stop it. But how does the neurology work? Lets discuss that in todays episode!
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[@DH-xw6jp]

"As useful as a Helicopter ejection seat" Fun fact time: some helicopters have ejection seats, and the ones that do also have have explosive devices strapped to each rotor blade that blows up when the seat is ejected to clear the air above the chopper when they are activated.

[@piscessoedroen]

And those "some" helicopters are the russian Ka-50 and Ka-52. Which is surprising, you'd think that they'd be the ones who would not have interest in equipping it to helis. I guess the factor of having a coaxial rotor helps making the ejection easier?

[@user-uc4vg4rg9e]

Black shark enters the chat

[@cadkls]

​@@piscessoedroenIf it surprises you that a particular country has done something because it challenges your views on that country, does the fact they have indeed done that particular thing change your mind about said country? Any good scientist wouldn't ignore new contradictory data, they'd incorporate it and change their model to fit the evidence.

[@piscessoedroen]

@@cadkls i used to think that it would be US military because their very gung-ho "no man left behind" and that they actually show their act on this saying, whilst the russian literally line their tank crews with ammo, not to mention their combat history. Now i ask, does this happen because the coaxial rotor helps make it easier (as it only appears on ka-50 and 52 but not the Mi family) or was it because kamov said fuck it and gave it ejection seats because they can?

[@cadkls]

@@piscessoedroen I think they did it to ensure pilot survivability. As that is the purpose of an ejection seat. If evidence contradicts your theory, change your theory.

[@ApothecaryCrow]

I’d pay for a long winded discussion on cars from this man, I may not be a car person myself, but learning new things brings me joy, especially when the person teaching is passionate about what they are showing. Edit: Holy! I never expected for this comment to get so much response, thanks!

[@KreuzDrache]

I was going to say, I am surprised he does not have a car channel yet 😂

[@lestick4368]

i initially thought you meant cars the movie, but i'm here for both of them

[@sunixjester]

@@KreuzDracheif we comment enough, maybe he will?

[@Dead__Space]

I don't care at all about card, but I too would watch this man talk about them.

[@lostintime4now983]

Totally couldn't be me with a fascination in just learning new things 🙄 haha can't agree more!

[@lostintime4now983]

Your channel only got better when you added more of your personality and interest into it. From the quick jab jokes to the car talk. It takes the video from being a great fun informative piece to more of a coversation Id hold with a friend that has substance to it. I wish only the best for roanoke gaming and tales ❤

[@MikeyMile5411]

Dang I felt the exact opposite. I prefer him to just talk about the movie

[@Gravedigger933]

same

[@wolfy3356]

Couldnt have said it better myself

[@lostintime4now983]

@MikeyMile5411 then there's alot of others on the platform you may still enjoy more. With time we all grow and some like to enjoy the community that is grown. It shows how invested the creator is to be more than just a voice like many others. Shows there's an actual person who cares behind the works.

[@MikeyMile5411]

@@lostintime4now983 guess I just don't vibe with his personality. 🤷🏻‍♂️ When he shows his personality, it starts to leak out right wing energy I'm just not at all a fan of that I enjoy the science and movie talk Less entertaining to me to have to sit through a bunch of random chat I don't even agree with just to get the content I enjoy I've noticed his change over the past 3-4 months. I think he's starting to gain alot of "red pill" and "right wing" followers (I mean just look at the other comments) Sucks cuz I enjoy his science knowledge, but idk how much more personal opinions of his I can take

[@icetide9411]

As someone from Ohio, you don't have to worry about an alien invasion starting here. They learned from last time that this place is not habitable.

[@reverendrico5631]

Your state is a very nice highway.

[@funnyfunnyfunnyxd]

​@@reverendrico5631europeans could never comprehend this american beauty

[@reverendrico5631]

@@funnyfunnyfunnyxd I don’t know, scot’s usually have the right reaction to the Appalachian’s.

[@wiggles1521]

As a fellow ohioian. Having things that shouldnt be seen by the human eye be shown 24/7 aint that bad. Ull get used to it, also why were the fucking aliens even thinking about habiting america anyway? Poor chocie by default. I hate it here

[@90skidcultist]

@@reverendrico5631I love trains! They’re cheap…

[@michaelwade6475]

In the years of watching this channel I have not thought once “damn this guys personality/side tangents are taking me out of it”. Like not a single time. Loved watching this channel grow over the years

[@fancypantsmanface2445]

Come here for the video stay for the random car facts.

[@lucascoval828]

Give it time.

[@benjaminc4661]

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[@mikentikes11]

​@@lucascoval828 me when im special

[@TheAceAllagator]

I watched for the movies, subbed for the tangents 😂

[@jacobgallagher630]

The decomposing worms trapped in my body after the queen died would still scar me just as bad as everything else

[@RandallBesch]

The creeps are bisexual only takes one to enter your mouth and bore into the brain to lay eggs and use the body as an animated spreader of them.

[@kevinkerwin4118]

This movie always spooked me as a kid. As I grew into a teenager I looked back and wondered why he didn't just cast the ring into the fires of Mount Doom and then it hit me: he was infected.

[@bigdevo315]

Hilarious 😂

[@sucide_is_not_a_joke9790]

What

[@XaviusNight]

Your choice of methodology for petty revenge against people who get bent outta shape over you talking about what you want, which is what we watch you for, is the best part of the episode.

[@ragamuffinm2834]

😂😂😂 💯

[@wynnnnnnn5227]

​@@ragamuffinm2834the way you communicate annoys me

[@kieran89uk]

The whole "each part of your body affects you more than you know" is accurate. My mom couldn't stand mayonnaise at one point. As soon as she had a blood transfusion, she loved it.

[@KangwithoutaKangdom]

Wow! Crazy

[@QuantitativeMethods]

You're goddam right, Roanoke. 4:20 You conceptualize, write, and record this content. You discuss whatever the hell you want to, and know that a bunch of us other Giga Chads on that Sigma Male Grindset are here for it, bro.

[@RoanokeGaming]

Hell ya brother!

[@kellyalger2394]

Funny how it was mentioned at 420...

[@Raycloud]

Why don't you rub his feet while you're at it? Maybe he'll let you wax his Impala if you do a good job.

[@shaiq-nbaiq1826]

GOBBLESS

[@andyghkfilm2287]

Damn straight-I’m not even a gearhead but I love the passion and the jargon shining through. You wanna go off about, like, computers? Music? Potato cultivars? All I ask is that you GO OFF. Show me you care.

[@heavymetalsalsa9003]

I would love to see you analyze American Werewolf in London. I know you've done werewolves before, but I think you'd have a blast narrowing down the iconic transformation scene.

[@Theology.101]

And the movie has Bad Moon Rising, the best Werewolf song ever written

[@heavymetalsalsa9003]

@Theology.101 blue moon, not bad moon rising

[@Theology.101]

@@heavymetalsalsa9003during the transformation scene, yes, but Bad Moon Rising is the “I’m a werewolf - oh well!” type of fun energy with it.

[@Ruthlessbone]

They seriously need to make a werewolf theatre release movie! The Wolfman was good. I don't know why it got bad reviews

[@Shlepp]

It would be cool to see you cover the aliens from the Xcom series, especially since there’s in-game autopsies within Xcom 2.

[@jzpowell2108]

A random guy on the internet approves this message

[@pontifixmaximus1907]

I too agree xcom 2 would be so cool

[@rash9488]

XCOM series is so good, I approve.

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

The snake women or the grey aliens?

[@jzpowell2108]

@@thelordofthelostbraincells I’m pretty cultured so, gonna have to go with the snussy XD

[@_GeneralMechanics_]

"I learned nothing from team building." Greatest line ever.

[@Broomer52]

I know it’d probably be too difficult a medium to do a video on but the first sentient parasites I ever heard of was from the book series Animorphs. The Yeerks are very similar to these parasites and are described as amphibious giant slugs. They feed on a specific energy from their sun the Yeerks call Kandrona Rays combined with the thick soupy water of their home world. The keys to getting off their planet was when a diplomat from a more advanced race decided to uplift them and teach them about the world and topped it all off by giving them a machine that simulated their sun. They enter through the ear of a creature and attach themselves to the brain. The host is still conscious the entire time but is unable to properly move their own body, meanwhile the Yeerk and read their every memory and thought giving them the ability to perfectly imitate someone with the only cracks being more social or the Yeerks own mannerisms creeping out. They can survive up to three days without Kandrona and so on the third they’ll return to hidden Yeerk Pools to leave the host and “eat” before returning to their routine. They have a cover operation to get more hosts called The Sharing which is basically something like a Charity Organization with slightly cultish undertones. Recruiting members of the community to help the community or to simply have good old social bonding. They do this because willing hosts are easier than forced ones. Because sometimes a hosts own instincts and needs can overpower the Yeerk, so the desire of self preservation can disrupt the process and make them harder to subjugate.

[@mommalion7028]

Animorphs is so good!

[@AAC1714]

Loved that series of books never read them all

[@chrisdufresne9359]

That series had such a dark ending.

[@rhuulu110]

I was always terrified thinking of what the alien homeworld would have been like just all water.

[@jzpowell2108]

Play Subnautica… it’ll give ya a good sense of it… and maybe some thalassophobia and PTSD

[@dragonace119]

@@jzpowell2108 The Ghost Levithans can go fuck off somewhere else, especially that one Ghost Juevenile you first meet.

[@Crazyasian123456]

@@jzpowell2108 and appreciate the benefits of amazon overnight shipping for new underpants

[@chaosinsurgency6636]

@@jzpowell2108an then go out of the map because thats what 98% of the planet would be like

[@gerardoalvarado8425]

It would be very wet

[@GoddessOfMisfortune]

As a massive gearhead, I loved the part about the GTO! Please do a segment like that in every episode (if possible)

[@gruk5319]

Always a blast seeing papa Roanoke go full jimmy neutron in his explanations,as someone who dropped out of highschool but is going for their GED genuinely at least some of this stuff can go for my biology study

[@KimiTakami]

Stokely lost a LOT of blood from her nose when she suffered that head injury on the pool room floor and when she emerged from the water. Like when she first came back out of the water, it looked like the kind of blood lost from a shark bite.

[@elijahjarman2837]

Blood does spread pretty damn far in water, plus head wounds do appear to bleed more profusely?

[@WildZephyr]

My theory: When the Queen left, the planet WAS entirely water. But in the past, there had been drier times and they were still adapted to that but she wasn't going to bother to specify.

[@Theology.101]

I saw ‘dominate’ and ‘tendril’ and was immediately flashed back to the hells of mid 2000s uncensored internet

[@TurboSpaceKitten]

Your rant about parasites using bodies and claiming their creations is literally the plot to animorphs. Also, the aliens in that show would be interesting to break down. Brain controlling slugs that have to smash through your eardrum to giant rock eating mega worms.

[@jbear3478]

They could do that series such justice now

[@KangwithoutaKangdom]

Of all the things they have adapted, there's been no anamorph movie😂 why?????

[@jesshorn257]

just wanted to add I love the format you came up with...I get to relive some of the old movies and get a refresher on some biology facts...plus the car facts makes me smile...one movie could be pitch black I never understood how the eye shine thing gave the MC the power to see in complete darkness...I just chalked it up to movie logic

[@assassinkilla99]

Always figured it's how dogs and cats see in the dark just on hyperdrive. In the prequel video game, it's shown that he got it from surgery while in prison.

[@ErdingerLi]

I really love how you describe them by their present self and throwing those easter eggs in hahaha this is very well written. I know the faculty is a silly monster movie but I was really fascinated by it as a kid, especially that scene where the little water monster uses an external claw mechanism to pry open it's pharyngeal jaw, that's like, an animal with three layers of jaw mechanisms.

[@mernyr]

As a gearhead and with Halloween approaching I think it would be interesting to see you try and cover the killer trucks and machines from Maximum Overdrive and how they might be alive in a sense seeing as they’re machines but how they might be able to function, see, hear, etc Or on a more realistic level covering the detailed effects that porn addiction does to the mind and body. I’ve heard snippets from people but hearing someone with a background in biology cover it in detail would be interesting, especially when it’s the based Chad we know as Roanoke.

[@KaizaThaDon]

Love the film reviews man. Especially jumping back to cover an old classic like this one. As always love the jokes but also adding in information lol. This has to be one of my old favorites though, I highly suggest Idle Hands as it has something to do with body separation.

[@RoanokeGaming]

Thanks! Will do!

[@MD-zm6sn]

@@RoanokeGaming Yeah man seriously Idle Hands was interesting I forgot all about it.

[@burtemis1]

Blast from the past, I definitely need to rewatch that gem.

[@JeffreyDonn]

​​​@@RoanokeGaminghey roanoke , hoe is the poseidon rex episode doing , since I am still curious about how those creatures evolved from tyrannosaurus rex

[@Haulinbassracing]

Sure while were at it we can clean the whole fuckin house, this aint our mess

[@dingdongbells3314]

1:09 "Down in Ohio, things are apparently not swag like Ohio," I literally died from laughing, with 1:28 after that resurrecting me just to put me back in the grave

[@kyleirvine5608]

I'm in a 400 level immunity class in my junior year of college, it's interesting to actually understand some of the immune response pathways in your videos now 😂

[@charles_artzz]

Congradulations on 1M!! Your videos are literally getting me through college, keep making awesome content 😊

[@projectalpha22_va]

Please talk more about cars in your episodes, hearing you shit on the Mustang 2 for a millisecond made my day, and honestly you seem so happy when doing it that it makes ME happy to hear it.

[@Guttamowf]

NGL your PSA about “being smart isn’t enough without a strong work ethic” sadly explained my life. Short version - I never had to study in high school to maintain a 4.0 and when it came to college I knew I had no clue how to. So, instead of taking on a more challenging major that would require it I played it safe and ended up going to school for something that became useless right before my final semester. In other words this is the best advice I’ve come across in most any form of media so take it to heart people!!!!

[@MyShiroyuki]

I too never learned how to study and failed my first semester of college and even now years later I'm still paying for it

[@dr.altoclef9255]

Yeah, I never ended up learning how to study. I had to figure out a way to do it. In the end it was a really effective method for me, but damn it’s unfortunate that I had to come up with that trial by fire. My method was essentially ‘make connections with everything’…especially if pop culture. Does it mean no one else understands? Sure. But do YOU? Good. Does ‘no wait it functions like…Minecraft minecart tracks, and you put a chest of the materials in the cart and take it to another end of the track to unload” confuse everyone else? Fine, if that works and helps you.

[@YourPalKindred]

check out a thing called gifted kid syndrome. the same thing happened to me, its more common than you'd think

[@davecrupel2817]

Seems like a different phrase might have benefitted you better. Like "don't be a one-trick pony. Diversify your skills."

[@MrMrtvozornik]

Someone's ready to start listening to Dr.K and realize they might have ADHD. Bottom line is, don't just give up, it might take you a while longer to build your life back up, but potential is still potential. Just cause you're 25 doesn't mean you're over and done, people start rebuilding even at 40s. What you are however, is done with reaching the stars, but once you say "meh, screw it, we roll" you can still do wonders for your life and achieve maximum of your current situation, even if it will never be as high as if you weren't in this shit. But who cares, part of growing up is realizing just how much our "wants" are idiotic and we ought to release them. Pretty much every religion teaches some form of being content with how things are.

[@ASaltyGhost]

Your videos are a buffet of knowledge: biology, viruses, cars, movies, life advice. I love them! Phenomenal work as always.

[@nathanwilliams9544]

I can always rely on Roanoke for two things. A lesson on biology and some cool car facts.

[@theironworks6797]

I worked with a guy like this, once. Never ate lunch with silverware, always used his tendrils.

[@SoakintheSchadenfreude]

Always one in every group.

[@caseylawler3257]

The funny part is: I lived in Georgia for two years in Auburn roughly 40 miles outside Atlanta. Apparently I talked too fast and the locals sounded a lot of the time like they were chewing on quarters for the last few years. But Roanoke is the only one I can actually understand, so props to you Roanoke and yes Mary Beth doesn't sound like she's from Atlanta.

[@jbear3478]

I'm in Columbus!! Or am I thinking the Auburn in AL?

[@pootzmagootz]

​@@jbear3478he said Auburn, Georgia

[@grisha985]

Dont know if you will see this comment Roanoke, but i wanted to say i love your videos man, super entertaining, AND as a car guy myself i love your breakdowns with the vehicles, im more of a mustang guy myself (grew up with my dad racing his hopped up 302 foxbody mustang) but i love all the classics no matter what make or model! so your little in depth reviews of those beauties in these videos make it TOP TIER! keep up the awesome work man!

[@alexthehoktar6727]

Roanoke delivers as always, true chad. You should totally cover the movie 'The last voyage of the Demeter'. There's a lot of stuff you might find interesting to discuss about, considering your scientific background. Greetings from Croatia and take care!

[@Dorthyturner]

SECONDED!!

[@runehood6682]

Would love to see Ronoake do something for All Tomorrows because speculative biology is interesting. Anyways this is an interesting movie. And I always love to hear possible science behind it.

[@reaperiwk7555]

Your car tangents are both hilarious and educational. Love this channel. Great insight into your passions other than microbiology. Don't ever change papa Roanoke

[@DamienHanma]

17:30 CONGRATS on the further schooling. Just found the channel, and as someone who loves science evolution and biology, and loves zombie and horror movies, your channel has a narcotic effect on my brain LOL please give me more in the future LOL

[@Promance2300]

He's legally required to say nothing happened with that Spanish teacher.

[@joteaesa6514]

wow this was a blast from the past! I remember watching this as a youngling and being fascinated and grossed out at the same time, i should rewatch it and see how bad the cringe is now. Thank you once again for a great video! (also you should definitely talk about cars more!)

[@DinnyBueno]

This movie's cast is strangely amazing Edit: I'll agree with the crowd, this new format is very cool, keep up Roanoke 🙌 xoxo from Brazil

[@ajzorger93]

I was going to comment the same thing lol there are so many huge actors. Except that rapist scumbag

[@JMsolidsnake]

Angry commentor get mad about talking about cars. KZbinr preceeds to go into detail about a car just to piss the guy off even more. I love this channel

[@RedSplinter36]

I am seriously addicted to your channel!!! As a film fan and science student this is amazing!!!

[@jacobharmes9320]

“Don’t look at it it’s bad for you” also Roanoke “Spanish class was a blast”😂 Also w vid man keep it up I have been watching for a while and your vids keep getting better and better

[@timebomb4562]

You know this is one of my guilty pleasures I didn’t think I’d see Frodo take on las plagas

[@ruinsleepless9098]

Well this was not one I ever thought I'd see covered. Pretty classic, quite enjoyable, somewhat ridiculous. Do love seeing older movies covered, as I watch far too many of them.

[@WitchDoctor2099]

I thought I made this entire movie up as a kid, because I must have seen the ending on Sci-Fi back in the day and couldn't believe the squid monster becoming a woman and blocking her nose with a tentacle thing was in an actual movie,

[@Frooti.loopz23]

Same, I thought it was a fever dream I had.

[@ILEFTCAPS0N]

"...This Southern accent comes right off!" 10/10 writing, my man.

[@thatmarioguy3337]

Roanoke has now became my part time biology teacher and uncle with big brain advice 😂

[@Chicagocanine]

I don’t think it’s that weird to have a pool in a public school. My public high school had a huge pool we used in gym class, and they also had a swim team…

[@mommalion7028]

Mine did too and we weren’t particularly well off. Lots of trailer kids (I can say that I’m white trash) fights in the hall teen pregnancies etc. still has two pools, a lap one and a diving one.

[@kennethbryant5819]

my school had a really good pool too and the only good teams we ever put out was our women's volleyball team. Like they were all-district and all-state level every year and I hear they even went and played nationally some years. Everything other sport was trash both genders soccer, football, both genders basketball, and swim were just terrible.

[@rudeboyjohn3483]

Anyone remember Obscure, the videogame? Loved the influence it took from this movie. Would love to see a breakdown on its plant born mutations. Flowers that thrived on darkness lol

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

Man Obscure sure seems to be a fairly obscure videogame. Lol.

[@eliasgorman829]

​@SurprisinglyDeep but did you know they made a SEQUEL!?

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

@@eliasgorman829 No I did not

[@rudeboyjohn3483]

@@eliasgorman829 no shit? To the Google!

[@Lioness006]

That reminds me of the movie The Ruins with the plants that can mimic human sounds and cell phone sounds.

[@cigarsmokingguyatx]

Fun fact I actually own that aquarium. My partners nephew worked on the crew and toward the end of filming they could not afford to pay him so he worked out a deal where he would get the aquarium after filming and it has been in our living room since. There were two tanks but the second take was a stunt double so to speak and was destroyed while filming.

[@DarthPyrusTheVirus]

Godly.

[@andreh3667]

love your channel. love the movies you cover. love science. love cars, and the fact that you talk about them. idk how anyone could complain💀

[@BohoAstronaut0822]

Its awesome youre going for your masters!!! I cant wait for even more in depth science explanations!

[@Toadaboticus]

As an 80s child who is very close to 40 i had to pause to stop and think which members of the breakfast club are still with us. This movie was pretty accurate with the teachers attitudes towards kids and I highly remember the football team being trash until they reinstated the drink on the job Friday Night Lights Style Coach and yes we had a Billy Ray on the team who was his punching bag on the field. Glory did we pay for the failure of parents past.

[@duclin7194]

petty car tangents im here for it

[@andyghkfilm2287]

I love how this movie has such a ludicrously high-value cast that you can say shit like “Frodo brings the One Creature to the Daily Show” and your meaning comes across

[@lonebear56]

This movie feels like they loved The Thing. Very similar creature thought process.

[@pernguin1724]

the fact that you are so intolerant towards people telling you what you should and shouldn't do on your channel made this a new favorite.

[@Lucky13Ravens]

The Zeke archetype was a representation of reality. Massively intelligent and able to apply themselves with a good work ethic. Therefore theu don't do well in scholl because they understand that the school is only there to give them a piece of paper and does not help in any way with living life outside, and that they do not need it to succeed, compliance would destroy the bits of them that make them an actual success.

[@jurepec5779]

It's rare that i comment, but I just wanted to say that I really love your new video format, as sometimes with the previous format the science portion could get somewhat uninteresting. Edit: I also absolutely adore all the car talk even when I don't understand a single word that's being said.

[@Dang3rMouSe]

I saw this movie with my dad back when I was in HS & we loved it. Thought it was well thought out while being fun. Haven't thought about it in years, excellent review.

[@seththornton9968]

This was the movie that started my rabbit hole descending into my studies in biology of parasites.

[@sorcikator993]

"an helicopter ejection seat" It took me a minute to fully process how hilarious this image was

[@acatwithwiskers9273]

The African mudfish made me laugh, also this has to be my favorite channel that involves going over movies because there's personality in it. It's not just a lifeless Ai voice putting me to sleep.

[@DAxBatres]

“She’s not even from GEoRgIA! I knew it!” 😂

[@Burori1]

Ah, The Faculty. The movie you'd watch on tv late at night, instead of sleeping on a school week.

[@jazcc]

I remember watching this movie. It’s a fun silly movie. Glad you covered it. I also love learning about the cars. My father in law drives a Lincoln Towncar from 88’ and every time I ride in it, it takes me back in time.

[@viribusunitis8617]

Your videos are excellent. I seriously believe your viewers have learned more about the science of these creatures than the scriptwriters ever knew.

[@TheBeardedAtheist]

I had a heart transplant in 2016. I still eat the same foods I did before. No new cravings, only depression which is also not new.

[@itskashkashi]

I think it does happen, but is rare.

[@crystalsummers2293]

Sorry to nitpick this one part of the video, but wasn't the study that claimed what you stated at ( 16:00 ) incomplete? I vaguely remember reading it and the research stated that it wasn't proven if the "Mating Ritual" CAUSED the shrinkage of brain matter or that it proved that people with less brain matter tended to be addicted to "Mating Ritual"s. I know the one I read was published a few years back, so are you going off something that was more recent? Genuinely curious.

[@zerogalaxy2735]

Do you mean the one from 2014? Then you're sorta right. The conclusion of the study is that they couldn't prove that a mating ritual addiction reduces grey matter. A lot of websites and other "sources" have however twisted the conclusion and changed it to "A mating ritual addiction reduces grey matter". So either Ranoake took this info from a source that twisted it or he found a new study (or ma boi is misremembering it, etc. Unfortunately I myself haven't been capable of finding any new studies that touch this topic.

[@sharkweekeveryweek4915]

I love when you go on spiteful, long winded tangential discussions lmao

[@ghoulishgaming13]

Bruh I've been hoping Papa Swolanoke would cover these sick alien parasite things from The Faculty for so long! I was so happy when I saw this notification pop up! Thank you, Roanoke!

[@zekehunter2473]

"the coach is about to terminate the the entire team" and right out the gate, a Robert Patrick joke. There really were a number established stars in the cast along with a couple up and coming at the time.

[@sjc5411]

As someone who played football at what was at the time ranked 6th nationally, I thought your football story was funny. Football was the life blood and identity of my school.

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

I went to a high-school that hadn't won a single game in nearly 10 years. In spite of that, so many people were willing to throw hands if you so much as spoke about the team in a less that positive light.

[@sjc5411]

@@Blasted2Oblivion lol

[@Chuck_EL]

When he spoke on the fireworks at school I instantly thought "He doesn't know about Texas highschool football" That's literally what the director said he based the coach and football games on

[@jayp.8360]

you should do xcom, and maybe talk about the differences from xcom 1 to 2, like the floaters becoming archons, thin men becoming vipers, and the sectiods becoming taller and stronger with the introduction of human dna

[@Iknowwhereyoulive-666]

Since they can self gene-edit, they might have willingly adapted the drying resistance, so their planet might still have been all water.

[@thomaswilkerson6295]

Your humor is a major component to why I watch.

[@manaxburn]

Roanoke trolling on some car dude is the highlight of my day

[@hollowgetsuga425]

Low quality coaches are a plague in team building. Unlike Gigachad Roanoke keeping this team of subscribers entertained and informed. Love this movie and your content brother ♥️.

[@TheHollowTiger]

A school that prioritizes academics over sports, that's the most unbelievable part of the video.

[@SpunkyEnigma]

I want more car rants in your videos. I enjoy it

[@damianstarks3338]

Thanks for taking me back to my childhood with this video.

[@storiesfromtheabyss9808]

Man I absolutely loved the rabbit hole I felt like I was falling down when you went on the car rant. I was kinda hoping we'd just keep spiraling and never even return to this movie despite my love for it.

[@jackashmore]

The true cult classic, one of the greatest casted horror movies of late 90s

[@for_the_lore5567]

The "I will monologue about side subjects that I want to monologue about" sections that result from dumb comments always brings a smile to my face.

[@valoraschwegler452]

Ah, as someone who has lived in Ohio my whole life, yes, we are a security problem and I approve this message 😂

[@doominator-117]

Popa Roanocke is getting better at adding those little jokes and funny comments with each video dropped, it's hilarious at this point. Also, a Car Enjoyer too? My goodness, we need to see that more ofter.

[@toecutter8124]

“Terminate the entire team” Ha, I see what you did there.

[@GXjudge1]

Already loving this video today. Ohio? I live there. Do we normally face genocidal aliens? Yes. Have I almost died because of it? Yes. You're welcome. Also, 1970 gto judge? My absolute favorite of the oldies.

[@newcastleman86]

He's only Frodo! I guess his name is Elijah Wood.

[@antoniopiccolo614]

As someone from Ohio I can confirm that we are already plagued with parasites lmao

[@McPringle_garcia]

I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!! My dad showed it to me when I was like 8 and I watch it to this day. Thank you for breaking it down❤

[@UncleAl1011]

I have no idea about anything to do with cars but when Roanoke starts rambling about cars I genuinely get into it because of how happy he sounds to talk about cars lmao

[@Codiak1337]

Was that whole anti porn thing a bit or was he being serious?

[@WiiFan20XX]

If it's serious it makes me lose some respect for him tbh. Obviously porn can be addictive but to say "nobody of any age should look at it" is kinda insane to me

[@Codiak1337]

@@WiiFan20XX yeah honestly I gotta agree. For someone who is attempting to educate people though his channel using his extensive knowledge of virology and epidemiology being against porn is a more than a little odd considering that it is a natural part of our biology to become aroused. While I agree that porn can be addictive and some of it really gives an unrealistic view of sex and intimate relations with people that doesn't make it all bad.

[@stonehallow]

My high school in the North Georgia mountains lost every football game. I was in marching band from middle school all the way through and in that 5 years our team won a massive 0 games. Our school though prioritized the football team for funding over other programs.

[@Cernunnnos]

I loved this film when it came out. Had it on VHS, haha.

[@thetachyonhivemind]

Roanoke talking about cars: "As we all know..." Me, who knows absolutely nothing about cars: *eyes glazed over, but just happy to be here*

[@mikifauns]

4:32 *someone complains about over explaining car facts, doubles down* Truly based.