Horses In The Front | King and the Sting w/ Theo Von & Brendan Schaub #26

[@TheTylamo]

“Brendan thinks he’s getting headaches... those are ideas, dude...” Greatest opening line ever

[@texas2146]

TheTylamo ☠️

[@lazylion420]

it's a very old joke, but yeah...

[@CenLAStormSpotters]

THE GREATEST FOR SURE!!! I JAD TO PAUSE IT I ALMOST did a complete honest to god SPITTAKE

[@louismichael3571]

Super old

[@ChrisMakesBeats]

Oldest joke in the book open your eyes you're so used to garbage you can't even see it when they throw it in your face. Your brainwashed so bad

[@abegutti6024]

Theo: This is from 1987 Brendan: This show's getting out of hand, this guy's coming from the future Theo: The PAST you delinquent 28:40

[@dallasmcnally8913]

Theo looking like a little league step dad who just got clean

[@Tormentality]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Brandon-op9uf]

And always yells his sons name and “GET IN THERE!”

[@ml.9746]

Only he relapsed 3 weeks ago and is always talking to some guy In a mustang in the parking lot.

[@funonvancouverisland]

One of those guys that says he's 90 days "clean"

[@dallasmcnally8913]

Fun On Vancouver Island and smokes a ton of menthol cigarettes

[@mondaymorning9822]

Brendan looking more like Kim Jong-un every single day.

[@fiscer247]

He would be arrested in North Korea. It's illegal to have the same haircut as Kim Jong-un.

[@mondaymorning9822]

All Day Son He lied about the Asian UFC doctor having an Asian accent just so he could make a terrible joke. Such a douche.

[@thomasrainbow]

If Kim Jong-Un worked at a Footlocker in the local mall

[@theocabut1]

these guys really need a buddy cop movie

[@eqh1593]

OMFG u nailed the internetz

[@jzam469]

Observe and Report 2 and Seth Rogen could be their Boss. Callen could be a store owner... get errbody in there!

[@jagsingh3970]

Please make it happen hollywood

[@Blind_Side94]

City cop goes to the country or country cop goes to city its already a masterpiece

[@MrRaw4life]

Zam Zam what about rogan

[@MsSarab77]

“Every time I have a conversation with you I feel like we’re in the wilderness. .. & I feel like we’re running out of water..& it’s getting late.” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@justincase5583]

💀

[@conorwithonen2693]

Its refreshing to see people not tip-toeing around the subject of race

[@mediaondisplay3089]

SMH....white people.... kzbin.info/www/bejne/rZ7cd2B6d66kaKs

[@djolemacola]

and Brandon didnt pull a single not-a-racist disclaimer as far as i heard

[@jimlahey9389]

The native American shit was racist.

[@thomasrainbow]

@ash delionce Unfortunately there in lies your problem.. You don't give a fuck. The key is to not tip toe, AND give a fuck and be empathetic to others especially different from yourself. And also lumping an entire "race" of people as thinking one thing is a racist thought. It's ok though we're all learning.

[@whitehall7463]

Who gives a fuck you hillbillies shit they both have white black and Mexican friends they love dearly, more people should be as pure as them.

[@CarlHalligan]

Shoutout to Derek man, dude seems like an awesome guy and is doing a mighty swell job.

[@adamgm84]

His advice to that 11/10 girl was on point as fuck too. She would make a software engineer boy really happy, and he would make her really happy. I find the engineer smokeshow combo works really well because her physical hotness matches his brain hotness.

[@kevinosborne938]

Lol he said swell

[@aptcaptc3098]

@Ace Yummy just listening this podcast, what happened!?

[@josegarcia-is6wu]

@@aptcaptc3098 so glad you listened lol

[@lucylestat9698]

Theo looks like he sued his mom on Judge Judy for homeschool tuition and lost

[@jamesstout681]

Theo looks like sells weed at a putt putt golf n games.

[@jimmietwotime]

Lucy Lestat this is so good lmaoooo

[@alexl.4362]

I would tear that ass up

[@Lt1bird]

@@jamesstout681 I'll k it lkjjjjk

[@unxnxwn1798]

Alex Lopresti that’s a man 😂😂

[@BryBergilicious]

10 seconds after every video clip: Theo: What was the question?

[@LUX-bm6yk]

Say the n word

[@lorinlankins3004]

Drugs

[@doesntmakeadent6033]

ADHD

[@joshlovely13]

Still applies to every episode since this one 😂🤣

[@dilanhones9902]

@@LUX-bm6yk oeto

[@clavididk1236]

"Trout Wahlberg" 😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@philbobagbox1177]

“Fibonacci” the fourth ninja turtle 🐢 😂😂😂

[@rogerlemus9301]

I’ve never looked forward to any type of entertainment as much as i do KATS. it’s therapy to me. GANG GANG BUZZ BUZZ

[@jonathanv3855]

For sure. I cant wait till Wednesday night. These 2 ROCK like ASPHALT

[@drewh2822]

don't you mean thurrapy

[@jonathanv3855]

@@drewh2822 my bad u right. That was classic right thurrrrr

[@audhumbla6927]

theyre so sweet and uplifting. as a girl with many trauma from men, i love this show becasue theyre just so safe and nice and loving, but still fun and crazy. good male rolemodels are sooo neded, for men AND women! bless

[@zayduran710]

“You take a friend to Tijuana and someone from your friend group gets murdered, then you gotta find somebody last minute to join your fantasy league” hahahaha Theo’s one liners kill me 😂

[@Thejayfrancis]

Brendan looks like if Dennis the Menace was adopted by cholos.

[@cowboypeaden8618]

Whoa 🎯 nice

[@alfonzo9289]

😂🤣

[@ooee8088]

10 out of 10

[@randyreynolds6508]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vinnied5866]

Holy fuck my sides 😂

[@moonclub8772]

"well that shit aint working" honestly one of the funniest bits of any of their podcasts!

[@sandrarobledo2520]

💯💯💯

[@cashhabits5420]

Brendan been studying his rivers!😂😂😂tfatk fans know what I'm talking about

[@conradbarrett6]

cash habits actually those are the same and only two rivers he said last time lol

[@rth89]

Conrad Schleicher last time he said Mississippi and the Nile, since then he learned the Colorado River 😂😂😂😂😂

[@CenLAStormSpotters]

For sure!!!! Gang gang boyyyyyyyiiii lol

[@nom303]

@@rth89 thata because theo told him about it during that podcast lol. he from colorsdo and still didnt know it before

[@vicb6828]

It’s about time they named the Missouri River lol.

[@ovaltinejenkans3283]

"Thats the biggest glove I've ever seen. It'll definitely fit, this guy's Snow Jay Simpson". Theo is hands down the funniest dude alive.

[@anaparada7548]

I cackled with that

[@stormcorrosion176]

Funny as hell, got me

[@Bubs0271]

Derrick with that 1950's monster movie laugh.

[@arcoeagle]

Theo and Brendan: **struggling with river names** Me, yelling at my computer: WAY DOWN YONDER ON THE CHATTAHOOCHEE!! 🎶🎵🎶

[@ricksanchez1149]

This comment needs an award

[@rightcoast7049]

It gets hotter than a hoochie coochieee 🎶🎶

[@RABrillantes]

17:00 I love how Debate Club went from Mexico vs Canada to River Jeopardy. 😂

[@CamCav89]

"A lake is not just a round river, you're out of your mind"

[@Rogersensei93]

Lmao

[@Justin-lg1qb]

“You ever thought about something? Probably not”

[@cowboypeaden8618]

Fuckin +A shit bro

[@dchall8052]

This was Brendan's funniest podcast and one of the best King and the Sting podcasts I've heard

[@enmeterdumheter]

You got a point there buddy, great old episode! Loved this one! ❤️🇸🇪💯

[@climatixseuche]

shit man Theo seems finally in a sunny place, good for him

[@lorinlankins1475]

climatixseuche yes last few months I saw either depression or lack of sleep or drug use lol.. starts talking then says “what were we talking about?” Love him but honestly worry about people and it was slightly troublesome. He seems good skin color and full of life!

[@LULZLULZ]

climatixseuche sup brother

[@Brandon-op9uf]

Lorin Lankins i think he says what were we talking about to set up a joke but its hard to tell

[@calebmarlin1995]

I agree totally. He’s been pretty dark and aggressive lately. I thought it was just me noticing.

[@JulianKay1000]

@@calebmarlin1995 He quit cigarettes, that could be a reason

[@jaybells7772]

Theo and Brendan are straight up beavis and butthead when they are together

[@mixingrecords]

JayBells 777 wow. Yeah.

[@marktaps7611]

Your house could fall down dude and who did it? You No, i would never do that dude. Im not driving all the way out there. Hilarious

[@reeceparker1236]

brendan been on them river flashcards, boys been studying

[@andrewbrandmusic0894]

I love when comedians use their material in conversation 😂 Theo: Tell me what the mail says!! I was hoping he’d go into the bit where he’s like, “When I was a kid there was 3 machines at the gym for women...and two of em were stoves.” 😂

[@PatchesOHoulihansNutSweat]

45:47 the snowjay simpson comment was super under appreciated by everyone in that room.

[@anthonyk9935]

Happy fourth guys , I was leaving work about an hour ago and walking to my car and remembered KATS was coming out ! And instantly made my night, gang gang

[@stuartmartin2254]

1:07:40 Theo: “What’s this guy’s name again? Donny?” Derek: “Jake” Brendan: “Close...” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zachariashborkastrator5274]

Happy 4th errbody!!! Don't drink n drive into embankments!!! Gang Gang!!!!!

[@Ironb14]

Gang

[@GriseldaBSF410]

R.I.P. Billy Conforto

[@billyconforto5205]

Too late.

[@delonwilliams8806]

buzz buzz

[@alfonzo9289]

RIP Billy

[@abracadabrablah]

Billy Conforto floats the Idaho River every July 4th in heaven.

[@3dheadcreeps87]

“I’ve thought about coming out” - B. Schaub 2019

[@matt8797]

Man, i hope they stick with this podcast for a long time. I always look forward to that Thursday morning hitter

[@morganvi598]

rip

[@AbsolutelyFishman]

"I'll take the lisp off of a troubled boy, bruh" caught me wayyyyyyy off guard

[@MrTommyfrizz]

Yeah that was low key the best line of this show haha

[@miguelvillezcas8426]

Anyone else miss this duo?

[@CaptainLog]

Theo putting on sunscreen like a substitute teacher watching gym class.

[@councilv1250]

Underrated comment lol

[@Chickenfarmerjon]

Not only is Theo the funniest comic but I swear he has the funniest fans. Some of these comments have me in tears!

[@Thee_Sandwichh101]

Brendan has tested positive for forty picograms of brain trauma

[@mastersofthecraft]

You know its gonna be a good episode when Theo comes up with Butcharagua within he first 60 seconds of the show.

[@iwatchyoutube6539]

"who is that again uncle hermon? Lol theo always just says a random name everytime

[@edgenow]

Get a freakin camera on Derek && Kat Damnnn it!!

[@OBS-ip2hy]

Edgarrr Grr idk man , some shots here and there would be cool but s constant split between three or four people would be too much

[@edgenow]

Ben 999 not constant, I’m saying when they talk

[@PeaceMastah]

Nah

[@jacobclements6865]

Caleb Solis Brendan looks close enough so it good enough lol

[@stinkwink695]

I'd rather look at kat the whole time than these two idiots

[@dwightwest2885]

I laughed so hard when you started talking about Eddie Bravo..wow..lol!

[@cl20999]

Probably the funniest King and the Sting so far, both these wild boys brought the A game.

[@HisWillbdone]

Never replayed a segment as much as I did this episode. Every segment had that hitta in it. I'm calling classic on this episode.

[@BUTTAFI3LD]

You must have missed last episode when flaunt my aunt had a facial bro lol

[@HisWillbdone]

@@BUTTAFI3LD That's right lol, Theo was upset. Brendan "case solved" lol

[@zacharymanuel1649]

Doing the whole KATS series, I can slowly see theo turn into brendan and brendan turn into theo . 🤣🤣 Complete 360

[@HisWillbdone]

Took 2 hours and 36 minutes to watch this episode. I replayed so many parts. There were a ton of one liners that killed me... oh yeah "chicken"

[@Bushey4545]

I've watched it twice

[@oscarlohens8586]

I just kinda watched every ep of this show wishing I liked it more, but it's legit been hilarious the last 4-5 eps. Everyone in the room has great chemistry rn.

[@jebbrown475]

Theo looks like the kind of guy to take his parents to small claims court over unpaid chore money

[@Bushey4545]

Wow I wasn't expecting this comment good work

[@apsfpv2217]

Buddy of mine told this joke relentlessly over 30 years ago...

[@69mrmidgetman]

Theo looks like a werewolf with low testosterone and when it’s a full moon he just turns into a faun (half man/goat)

[@wassontv]

*Satyr

[@Bushey4545]

A werewolf with low testosterone exactly what I've been looking for as far as Theo von descriptions

[@Twista_Games]

Looks like I'm not going to bed for another hour and 18 minutes. Whooooooops

[@tylerwilcox9922]

I hate that. I always have to work early and if this pops up I know I'm in for an hour off laughter

[@cowboypeaden8618]

Word

[@coltonbest4866]

Fr!

[@cloud_monkey422]

Twista RyD i waited all day and night for this to be uploaded and it uploaded literally two min after I went to bed lmao

[@Twista_Games]

@@cloud_monkey422 oh no! They were on fire... I'll probably watch it again today

[@nnamdi5611]

"Don't touch me bro but keep touching me" that shit had me dying

[@ryancroft100]

Happy birthday Kat. Also y'all dudes keep it up been a fan since fighter and the kid and this past weekend. GANG GANG

[@eljefe114]

That was literally months ago

[@torejungle7492]

@@eljefe114 no it wasn't her birthday was yesterday or today

[@dillonbryant7523]

ToRe Jungle he’s talking about the podcasts lol

[@junipersnow1]

Brendan can hardly make it through a episode without passing out from laughter, Theo is a hilarious funny dude, holy shit. thanks

[@sethbase6960]

We really needa push Brendan into naming his upcoming child "Ratking Schaub"

[@Blind_Side94]

Cuzskeet showers

[@3pedal372]

“And he’ll forget” “No he won’t” lol

[@superdupdun]

Theo “what’s going on in the black community” Capitani von Kurnatowski

[@PoScaboose]

This is one of the best episodes. You guys just keep getting better. Brenda Shabs is even stepping his wittiness up! Gang gang buzz buzz fellas

[@maloz_pasoz8429]

Brendan does way better podcasting than stand up... My opinion

[@magnetopenguino]

Well yeah I agree, but kinda makes sense though - he's been podcasting much longer than he's been doing stand up

[@cloud_monkey422]

I watched one of his little clips from his special and it was about him watching his hero (hulk hogan) sex tape. It wasn’t anything over the top hilarious that’ll be remembered forever and quoted from but it was deff a lot better than what ppl made it out to be imo. Of course I haven’t watched any other part of his special and that’s the only comedy of his I watched, and I know that comedy is a personal preference, but it wasn’t as bad as ppl said haha not good, but not as bad

[@Brandon-op9uf]

Watch his This Is Not Happening i think its his mot impressive standup

[@cloud_monkey422]

Brandon 3230 thank you. I’ll take a look

[@chrisdever]

He’s better on here then TFATK, he lets Theo finish and setup jokes, he just speaks over and cuts off Bryan. Both are great though.

[@crlclssic]

CRYINGGGH when B started ripping that 50s house wife 😂😂😂

[@broskiproductions49]

What cracked me up is that that's the section they take the most serious 😂😂So it felt like it came out of nowhere

[@williambrown7437]

Brendan is the type of guy that wears a necklace and tucks it into his front shirt pocket. Someone help Lenny out....

[@mmcneal0290]

A pastor at a banana republic and mechanic at Nordstrom rack Theos one liners change my life! Gang!!

[@alc156]

Theo reminds me of every guy in every 80s flick

[@natemcgraw4220]

"What is this the 1950's?" She sent that video to just get sympathy and im so happy she got called out so fast lmao

[@dhassard8327]

I agree. She amongst other girls are constantly “low key” advertising themselves on here. They were responding to her like she wanted at first then she started talking and it took a turn. Haha

[@bobbybobob2648]

Brendan looks like the 6th Backstreet Boy

[@schoooooles]

Careful.. he'll take that as the biggest compliment.

[@andyguido7771]

Brendan does look like joey fatones cousin who delivered pepsi/beer but then became a bust ass choreographer bc Of his connections w Nsync. Its all who ya know forsure

[@teryhartfordavidoff9310]

Shout outs to production. First time watching on KZbin- they do a good job with the graphics efc

[@RRRRobbbb]

12:16 I feel like "Kill a Cat, Scare a Senior Citizen" is just the punk rock version of "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy"

[@uce_muggin7388]

@31:26 “dont touch me duuude” hahahaha theo’s face! 🤣🤣🤣

[@cashhabits5420]

Yeah love this podcast. HAPPY 4TH

[@49ERSoverEVERYBODY]

LOVE THESE DUDES!! They forsure help me get through tough times and make days better. Thank you Brendan. Thank you Theodore. 🇺🇸👑🐝

[@nitropowrd]

"Sno-J simpson" is the hardest fly by joke I've seen the Rat slang out so quick no one saw it at all

[@vinnied5866]

nitropowrd right?? Made me spit out my fkn drink 😂

[@MaxBeamer]

Not me Googling the “Okeechobee River” only to find its actual EXISTENCE in Florida 😂 jus like ol one lip said 👏 👏

[@marcoagallegor]

Gang gang buzz buzz Theo: Brendan keeps getting headaches, those are ideas hahaha

[@bekkigray970]

He said, "Go talk to a Frito-Lay guy who deals with it on the regular!" 😂😂😂

[@jkbtv9838]

"I looove Cardi B" -Bremdan Shuam

[@HondudeTeamMudhogs]

Derricks laugh is like a laugh track in a sitcom, except his laugh makes me laugh.

[@tattoofthesun]

He also probably has a really good deep evil scientist laugh if he wanted to

[@kozmicflush980]

It's interesting because pink dink laughs on tigerbelly. Derrick laughs on here. and also YMH have a awesome guy in background that laughs hysterically.

[@lone_wolf_lifestyle]

I don't know who has more CTE flair ups Theo or Brendan

[@joehopp7247]

Brendan, because Theo was born with his condition so they call it something else.

[@c.u.r.c.c.6901]

Joe Hopp That’s that tism

[@flippityfloop5957]

Should be there next poll question

[@schoooooles]

Theo barely got out of alive from that syndrome

[@nom303]

a round lake is not a river lol

[@seanb9784]

Theo looks like he was born to play a live action Earthworm Jim or maybe earthworm Jim’s origin story.

[@dayglow76]

Call the uncle section SKUNK MY UNC!

[@hawaiianrussian1047]

31:20 “ I don’t know I bet you let a couple ugh dark horses park there “ .... 🐀 👑 with that 🔥🔥🔥

[@MHTCherokee]

Brendan thinks there’s 5 Ninja Turtles: Donatello, Leonardo, Rafael, Mike-and-Angelo

[@karljonson3287]

These two together and culture corner bring me so much joy.

[@UncleJimboo]

Theo looks like Larry the lobster if he never started weightlifting

[@truthhd6345]

Probably my favorite podcast. These two together is gold

[@conradbarrett6]

#ShankShankButtStuff Don’t touch me bro but keep touchin me

[@Jack-gz8xq]

Don’t shank me bro but keep shanking me

[@LeroySinclair69]

I honestly think this might be the best episode of king and the sting, gang gang

[@Mr7BoGeS]

Derek was just hired for his laugh .....Him and Brendan have the exact same laugh

[@Jon-Unger]

You guys need to call it “Punk my Unk”

[@smutleybutcher]

How about ‘Nad my Dad?

[@Jon-Unger]

smutleybutcher props for pops

[@johncadena7149]

Gang gang, buzz buzz!! Happy 4th 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@TrevorVinson]

Top 3 King and the Sting’s so far. Them shovels in the front hitters

[@torreshasjams]

R.I.P. Billy Conforto! Happy 4th! Gang Gang Buzz Buzz!

[@nom303]

theo once said "i probably should say this on camera but he knew a guy that killed someone. he said it felt fucking good" lol

[@actuallytyler8262]

[@maciek8159]

How long would it take you to drink all the water in a above ground pool?

[@Cornbreadddd]

I'm so glad and thankful they do this podcast. It's just so great.

[@HS-oh8xh]

It’s called misophonia Brendan and I have it as well. I have to immediately leave when stuff like that happens. People chewing loud, popping gum, eating crunchy stuff, etc.

[@joshualee183]

1:05:25 when theo defends Derek from himself shows how nice a guy he really is. 🖤

[@spakjoeXD]

Ad skips Start of first ad read: 13:30 End of first ad read: 15:07 Start of second ad read: 32:24 End of second ad read: 34:07

[@dreambiglistentomymixtapes983]

Bro "Support the podcast" fuck you

[@clv9056]

That pic of Kat they showed at 26:00 - in context HILARIOUS

[@yooyo8303]

"have you ever thought of something, probably not"

[@josephgomez2671]

The biggest gloves ever.. “ he’s snow J Simpson” lol