Hot Chick Gets Pregnant At Last Minute | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

[@realzubidoo]

This man's brain works faster than the speed of light. He's already thinking of the third joke before the first leaves his mouth.

[@leaveitorsinkit242]

I mean... that’s why you ask questions! 🤣

[@richardlloyd2589]

Loaded questions.

[@arabianprince7508]

please help stop Israel from ethnic cleansing Palestines especially infants getting buried alive and mutilated from bombing spread the message and plz get info before judging. .

[@MLGVashLive]

@@arabianprince7508 shut up.

[@Matzes]

The harry mack of comedy

[@kari8187]

He did it. He roasted an unborn baby😂😂😂😂 this man is a LeGeND !!!

[@lisas5211]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@michaelmontalvo1976]

Nah

[@ChrisKnows1987]

Tis the reason, the unborn are being murdered in the US

[@bmxisgod14]

@@ChrisKnows1987 that got dark

[@ChrisKnows1987]

@@bmxisgod14 sadly yes...

[@StevenLeeStudios]

Bruh the red shell and the banana peel really got me lmaooo

[@parsee90]

Same loll

[@ljay3025]

Seriously like how does he come up with this stuff on the spot

[@leaveitorsinkit242]

He used it before. It’s in one of his videos about latino women. 🤣

[@discowolf25]

@@leaveitorsinkit242 yessir 😂

[@courier4529]

I love how this comment has no context, never would have seen it coming.

[@victorschlatter112]

"is there America on the other side of this"- Schultz does not care hahaha I'm dead

[@AEO21Productions]

Nahh it's Mexicans who don't care, we chill bout the jokes. We laugh!

[@The_Modern_Nomads]

Unfiltered humour > Me and my friends reacted to him on our channel, some of our first time seeing his stand up but he's already one of our favourites!

[@joen8091]

@@The_Modern_Nomads oh wow, the same comment you've made in here 10 other times

[@AstrixCloud]

@@The_Modern_NomadsYour channel is a fail that's why you're commenting so many times just for the hope of mentioning you reacted to it on your channel people will come over and watch it. Does the opposite playah.

[@Green__Man]

The way he says Mexican full-beard like he just found a rare YuGi-Oh card 😂😂

[@The_Modern_Nomads]

Facts lmfao, me and my friends reacted to him on our channel, some of our first time seeing his stand up but he's already one of our favourites!

[@ambz4459]

Is that yugi

[@psychedoutmike5957]

I miss old school Yu Gi Oh

[@AstrixCloud]

Actually sounds legit too lol.

[@tnasser7363]

ladies and gentlemen this is the Yu-Gi-Oh comment you were looking for

[@abhishek_jarali]

"I see why you left it in"

[@Crestxo]

Man I was dead after that one …. My fav comedian by far

[@arabianprince7508]

please help stop Israel from ethnic cleansing Palestines especially infants getting buried alive and mutilated from bombing spread the message and plz get info before judging. .

[@vishnu7197]

@@arabianprince7508 send your chauffers prince

[@aj1379]

@@arabianprince7508 you guys bombing Israel and then complaining when they bombing you back

[@TheMozez10]

@@aj1379 stfu

[@acapella6241]

That baby is going to look at the doctor and go " ahh border patrol"

[@motttta]

LMAO

[@josephselwan1652]

Underrated

[@AbderrahmaneMerzoug]

Man I'm neither American nor Mexican but ir joke got me flipping in my bed 🤣😂

[@elli6062]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@The_Modern_Nomads]

Lmaoooo, me and my friends reacted to him on our channel, some of our first time seeing his stand up but he's already one of our favourites!

[@samuelmuniz128]

I always wonder how the conversation goes after the show with these couples

[@princesssolace4337]

She is 39 bro, not 19.🤭....when she gets to 49, thats when it gets out of whack.

[@joshwolf682]

As one of the couples he’s roasted on these videos I can say he is mad chill afterward. Met us in the lobby and bulshitted for a little bit. He is a solid guy.

[@ambz4459]

Goldssss be digging crowd needs some work hahahaha

[@jozan9]

@@joshwolf682 Josh Wolf! You're that guy from that Andrew video that he roasted a couple!

[@joshwolf682]

@@jozan9 taking a girls tampon out. That’s me hahaha.

[@ArtistNextDoor]

LUIGI UPLOADED. ITS A GOOD DAY🙏🏽

[@thomasbrown938]

Waluigi bro

[@discowolf25]

Waluigiiiiii LOL🤙👾

[@jbevard86]

Yeah god blessed us

[@arabianprince7508]

please help stop Israel from ethnic cleansing Palestines especially infants getting buried alive and mutilated from bombing spread the message and plz get info before judging. .

[@that1electrician]

I was thinking more Dick Dastardly.

[@TheDudecof]

Even your unborn fetus can fall victim to an Andrew Schulz roast...nobody is safe

[@jcp164]

7 1/2 months pregnant its a baby. Are you Planned Parenthood employee?

[@TheDudecof]

@@jcp164 Delete your comment, go get some fresh air, smile and hug somebody... there's a lot of negativity around you if you're aggressively trying to force a political debate over the semantics of an unborn kid. Get some help dude

[@skittlesbutwithchocolatein2274]

i dont think calling 7 month baby a fetus fetus is like way younger right?

[@DatlTAE]

@Skittles but with chocolate inside Fetus means offspring. Even if the fetus was younger the child is in fact a child; there is no reason to separate fetus and baby as they are the same thing.

[@DatlTAE]

@JCP baby and fetus are the same thing. no reason to believe there is a separation

[@nacef7606]

I swear his improvs are better than most comedian's stand ups

[@MOIST_TOWELETTE810]

“Islam is the way geuy”😂 Mexican jokes was on point. Dudes was roasting my family without em being there

[@anagg7382]

"Guey" though lol

[@jmssun]

Thanks! As a non-English Hispanic speaker, now I know it’s not “the way, way”, and guey is used like “dude”

[@younghollywood4966]

Wey^

[@sonnygonzales3452]

Wey = no sabo

[@Pussmash]

Guey hahah

[@MarkyMark2177]

This guy was born to roast

[@zvengeancezealot3540]

Don’t say that to the Jews 😂🤣😅

[@boyzrulethawld1]

@@zvengeancezealot3540 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

[@zvengeancezealot3540]

@@boyzrulethawld1 🤛😂

[@salvadorricardojimenez5401]

@@zvengeancezealot3540 WOW 🤣

[@mudbogger561]

@@The_Modern_Nomads this many comments bout your channel, if you have to spam comments under another channel chances are y’all ain’t that good

[@jacksimba]

The way mans head works is crazy. Transmissions between ideas crazy smooth. All on the spot. Like MF Doom w comedy

[@philiptaele4894]

RIP MF DOOM

[@borishienkens7251]

Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name…

[@SirGnarls]

ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPELL THE MAN NAME

[@frio8]

ALL CAPS

[@boom2boom]

@@frio8 all caps

[@bryant7046]

2:25 “I just, I see why you left it in” dead 💀

[@robsdaconnect7072]

This man said “ no disrespect but I see why you left it in “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pure gold 🤣

[@streetjustices1706]

Writing and telling jokes is one thing, but this guy comes up with the jokes on the spot. Amazing.

[@panchora99]

I did not expect "Bitches at the Waldroft" to be become an actual song

[@arabianprince7508]

please help stop Israel from ethnic cleansing Palestines especially infants getting buried alive and mutilated from bombing spread the message and plz get info before judging..

[@ameyasapre401]

@@arabianprince7508 stfu

[@fatninjacatmatt]

Yet I'm really glad

[@tingtang9302]

@@arabianprince7508 i don't think the side that mutilates their infants as part of the ritual to be in the religion is going to care about other people's infants

[@panchora99]

@@fatninjacatmatt And it sounds kind of fire not gonna lie

[@Aurelisk]

"I see why you left it in" lmao

[@submarinefilms3523]

"Islam is the way güey" 😂😂😭

[@chinqlinq89]

Yaaaaaaaa guey

[@victormendez3860]

Took me out

[@The_Modern_Nomads]

😂😂😂 as a Muslim I found that hilarious, me and my friends reacted to him on our channel, some of our first time seeing his stand up but he's already one of our favourites!

[@vcemetery]

bruh thank you for showing me how to actually spell that shit lol. Only thing good that came from covid was my Spanish improving. Legit have just been writing "wey" for 6 months lmfao

[@submarinefilms3523]

@@vcemetery good for you man!

[@j_birdy9]

Andrew is laughing because even he’s surprised what his brain put together through the transition with the next punch line. Unreal

[@charminbaer2323]

Schulz is def a cultured man. He will roast you no matter your ethnic background, he knows about a lot of cultures.

[@zazudmaris8863]

The way he laughs at his own jokes make it more funnier 🤣

[@therealspeciesunknown]

Top 5 Stand Ups of this Era 🔥

[@tumelo4526]

Already top 30 All Time!

[@jackmcbride9046]

@@tumelo4526 I can’t even name 20 lmao

[@tumelo4526]

@@jackmcbride9046 Lol I obviously have the expected names in my personal list ,Mooney, Hicks, Burr, A South African legend named David Kau and another named Joey Rasdine, (both can get reeeal fragant, granted, it's contexual:D) Rock, Mac, Murphy, Katt Williams, Griffin and and on and on but I admittedly have a few soft ones in my top 30, soft in the sens of they don't have a huge body of work but the material was perhaps killer, like Bo Burnham (Okay, questionable example because he has loads of material but very alternative in nature , still stand up IMO, since it's him, a crowd, and a crafted piece) but I feel you ! Gun to my head? I have to name "conventional" stand up acts, chiddy chiddy bang bang bro xD

[@WeighedWilson]

@@tumelo4526 7 minutes into Bo Burnham what. Thanks for the suggestion. He's weird af, but in a good way. Don't forget Patrice and Ralphie. Legends.

[@tumelo4526]

@@WeighedWilson Bo is a dime!! Glad you gave him a try :) Absolutely!! Agree on Patrice and Ralphie, I love how Andrew has actively been putting this love for him out there, real "stand up" guy this HEzy!! Damn, I was so bummed to learn that Ralphie passed away, only found out last year!!! Another Flagrant legend, he would let the "soft *race-all *slurRz" fly in all directions! Ralphie always had his hammer out with the safety off xD internet-stranger well wishes @Ben Wilson, live long and laugh!!

[@MrThenonchosenone]

Forget about her looking good pregnant, she looks good for being 39 lol

[@Pharomid]

I wish we could actually see her instead of just a side view, unless I missed her in the crowd but I think she was blocked by Andrew.

[@MichelleAntonia]

Like that’s supposed to be hella haggard or something?

[@BASEDKAISER]

@@MichelleAntonia some bitches that are 39 look older then my grandma so 39 year olds do look lowkey haggard.

[@ShaferHart]

@@MichelleAntonia don't be triggered you're not a guy so you don't know. I'm dating this woman now, told me she's 33. She thinks I can't tell she's way older lol. Very few women do look younger when they're thirty something. And that's with the help of Hollywood special effects level type of makeup. At 39 it's very rare to find a woman who doesn't look old af. You guys live too fast nowadays.

[@ef8851]

@MichelleAntonia it’s getting there

[@louisexxxful]

I found Andrew during Xmas holidays and I’m obsessed with him - he’s so funny, quick and observant lol

[@IDH1198]

Love how he cracks himself up but not in a weird way.

[@jackpotjoey8828]

I love how you’re laughing the most and having so much fun. It’s infectious

[@nursultan_tulyakbay]

Someone get this man under control, he's starting to roast unborn babies!

[@millionmichael3779]

"I see why you left it in" LMFAOOOO

[@akashpatil7474]

Umbilical cord as a whip joke is underrated.

[@jakekinsey6488]

He has a way of being so offensive without being offensive haha

[@SATX_]

Schultz is our reminer of what the 90s were all about

[@JaKaiAmor]

Gold , oil, what is he mining

[@leandrogerardo9521]

Banter... Ohhh how I miss it....

[@daebak_hana]

🎯🎯🎯

[@Bustercherri]

After 9 years with my ex wife and no kids and then she’s knocked up by a Mexican 4 months after the divorce 😂😂😂

[@PhysiologyWithZaid]

Dark joke

[@nailil5722]

nothing funny about it, you just look like the ultime sucker in this one

[@earl1394]

"Islam is the way, wey!" I grew up around Mexicans with Mexican best friends so this made me laugh too hard lol

[@abrizvi8213]

What is that mean, I didn’t get this joke.

[@ShaferHart]

@@abrizvi8213 the alliteration of 'way' and 'wey' along the Mexican accent is the joke. Juvenile? Maybe, still funny lol.

[@7prajwal]

@@abrizvi8213 "Islam is the way, Guey" (Guey is the slang for 'dude' / 'bro' ) Geuy & way rhymes and that's all 😅

[@LordDefekator]

A good joke missed by the majority

[@keosxcol3301]

"I see why you left it in" lmaooo dead 💀 🤣 😂 😒

[@joskun]

Andrew is a genius man. I love Dave and Andrew both and I appreciate your expertise man. This takes skills 🙂

[@leaveitorsinkit242]

Damn bro... 39??? I hope her labour goes smoothly.

[@OsideDubHead]

Making a hilarious jizz/Mario cart analogy that somehow makes complete sense is absolutely genius 👏 😂

[@GuiiBrazil]

The Mario Kart references killed me.

[@Toad_Moto]

"That's the red shell from Mario Kart, bro. I will find the egg." 🤣 You're not human if you're not laughing at this.

[@daebak_hana]

☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣

[@akdnasliufkasbvdkuad]

“I will find the egg” is probably the most hilarious shit especially coz he just freestyling it

[@misspattifromcali.6955]

I love how he cracks himself up!!♥ he's so cute

[@Jenni.P]

His improv is unmatched 😂

[@Teo916]

The only guy who can make Mario Kart and Pregnancy funny af together LOL

[@Randi-o2f]

Been watching these man crowd work lately, to the point where I'm here in his new video, around 50 minutes after it was uploaded.

[@richardlloyd2589]

Dude, you get there any quicker then you gonna be fielding his questions!

[@albertbuikema4451]

For a person to know as much as he does about random things is a talent by itself. He could probably do well on jeopardy. Imagine that. Lmao

[@austinraphael9453]

Lockdown through and Netflix deal down, this dude still razor sharp

[@David-zm5oy]

Ayyyy, waiting this Friday for them tickets 😈

[@ethanstewartstevenson7309]

"The Red Shell" SLAYED me.... Seriously. Dead. 🤣🤣🤣

[@WorldattPlay]

This guy is brilliant, his poor wife can you imagine they get into a serious argument....

[@albuggy9293]

Is it just me or it’s even more funny when he laughs at his own jokes😂😂😂

[@dfin2012]

She got the pregnant heavies

[@lukemacdonald3872]

roll tide

[@jedimindtrix009]

Yo Andrew schultz is the goat his crowd work is unmatched he should do another all crowd work special

[@sk8knicks]

Schulz is closing in on Russell Peters for best crowd work stand-up

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

Closing in? You mean eclipsed lol

[@ThomasG812]

I could watch an hour show of just this bit man. Dude is crazy good!

[@numairx6034]

Love this guy. Other side joke , awesome. He's too smart. In my Top 3 comedians def.

[@abuck50]

2:25 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 brooooooo 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[@dmac1824]

The red shell/Mario Kart reference had me dying!

[@bambus_ross]

"I WILL FIND THEEE EGG" 😂😂😂

[@dariusxxo]

this vid just started on complete 100

[@ahmedkamalhasin2070]

I wish I could watch longer clips of his standups like the old days.

[@hodarih]

Yallah bismillah to the guy with the beard lmao

[@prathamsunuwar4756]

“Is America on the other side of this” Had me wee-zing on this for a minute

[@michaela8564]

Andrew so funny dawg, dude looks like he sponsored by subway with them shoes

[@BoostedSpeedDemon]

Seriously this guy is an improv King. His crowd work is spectacular

[@ervinsandoval5248]

I’m so glad I get to see these videos again! They really do make my nights!

[@vedantagrawal3341]

I see why you left it in got me dude, this guy is on the next level, just on everything be it cultural knowledge, timing, rolling the dice😂😂😂😂

[@ernestoortega4469]

Everytime i feel depressed I turn this guy on am instantly I feel better

[@Gabagool22]

Doing the same haha

[@theabyss281]

Yooooo killing the game. Mario Kart references 🤣🤣🤣

[@theuncommonmindset3244]

Andrew Schulz is probably my favourite comedian! What a guy .... would love to get him on the podcast someday!

[@Ian_MacGregor]

“The red shell from MarioKart” 😂😂😂 4:00

[@mikeg5930]

Greetings from Germany. Man you are so a fucking genius. Watched all of your videos multiple times and it is always so funny

[@AKiren47]

Nigga bringing out the Mario Kart jokes 🤣

[@musicfreak21]

We demand the Sierra prequel !

[@Anusuyaadass]

"I see why you left it in" had me rollinggggg

[@Jrb8k3n]

It's so refreshing to watch comedian laugh at his own jokes

[@troyyoung3087]

love ya work bro,,,love to see ya in new zealand sometime...kia kaha...you funny as

[@joshbaker7704]

I know its fucked up to say this but this is seinfeld combined with richard pryor!! Funniest dude on the planet!!

[@susie7336]

That’s funny because he doesn’t think Seinfeld is funny.

[@yee0187]

Your videos need to be longer funny asf 💯💯🤣🤣

[@seyned89]

Andrew definitely poppin some addys before his shows. Makes so sense how quick he comes with this shit 😂

[@toxicyouth94]

Oh man I was looking for a Nashville tour date and see this was posted 2 weeks ago. 😭 Come back

[@ereneren318]

I love those Crowd Works, pls more, mooore 🙂

[@sofiamyers2297]

He needs that Netflix deal!!!! Come to the UK Andrew

[@ezysix]

This mans a legend 🙌 can't wait till he able to come to Chicago

[@cosgarcia]

Just seen him here in Miami an he killed it. Told my girl....we sitting in the back 😂😂😂

[@elsancho401]

When he coming to chicago ?

[@marwanak10]

"I'm gonna fin thae egg!!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@brimmed]

I'm sad that nobody got the "Islam is the way wey". I'm not even mexican, just grew up in socal so used to it

[@sayakde9547]

That umbilical chord joke got me

[@TheAndrewSchulz]

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[@Rona44]

TWO shows on the east coast that’s it???? 😭

[@ezysix]

Lets gooooo !!

[@sycofya1677]

I might have to catch a show🤞👍👌

[@clee6684]

How are you going to FARGO NORTH DAKOTA and not Atlanta?? 😫

[@MrTycoon1995]

r u comin to the uk next year?

[@TaymaShine]

“I will find the egg!” LMFAO

[@luisestolz9088]

No mames, the "wey way" joke was funny as hell.

[@sanskardugar3188]

Didn’t get that one

[@PeaBoii]

@@sanskardugar3188 güey = dude pronounced like way in hispanic. So islam is the way güey

[@summerrose8110]

1:51- Barba is the Spanish for beard. 4:23- He held back in Girl Code.

[@leus]

"Islamic is the way, guey" was just too funny.

[@The_Modern_Nomads]

Loved that part lmao 🤣 especially as Muslims! Me and my friends reacted to him on our channel, some of our first time seeing his stand up but he's already one of our favourites!

[@shebachani9655]

I love his laugh so much damnnn!!🤣🤣🤣

[@ckosturik]

This dude is freakin hilarious, but I think he can only move at the speed of coke 😂

[@joegilligan4895]

Not woke but awake! So glad I found this guy. Best regards from Glasgow Scotland great Britain UK.

[@richardcasados]

That Islam is the way, Guey f**kin got me lol. This guy is funny af for real.

[@ImadAbouKhalil]

“I see why you left it in” 😅😅😅

[@MsNoPixel]

My dad who’s white got my mom pregnant with me & she was 40 so… (btw I’m now 28, my moms 68, having the “old parents” will really affect that kid growing up)

[@user-re7yl3py2x]

Why is that if I may ask?

[@i.i1215]

I love having older parents , they had me when they were ready instead of young parents who have accidental pregnancy and end up resenting child for taking over their youth

[@Yulia.chandrika]

I have older parents my mom had me at 43, and maybe because she is yoga teacher and she takes care of herself a lot... I never really noticed the diference between her an younger parents. She is nowadays in better shape than me😅 and I am 26. I love that my parents traveled the world and had many experiences before having me because I never had the feeling I stoped their youth or their dreams. Younger parents sometimes ressent their kids feelimg that their lost their youth experiences because of them.

[@hannibalwolf1]

He had to lock it down 🤣🤣🤣🤣