Felix describes a powerful, universal phenomenon: the Hot Couch Guy. buy our book: www.chapotraphouse.com/book / chapo-trap-house / chapotraphouse gfx by Wagner Koop #chapotraphouse #chapo
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@trevbezos4 жыл бұрын
I know felix is a good podcaster because he says everything i would say
@thomaswenglinski3 жыл бұрын
i read this comment right as felix said that line and for a moment my soul left my body
@Trashcom19173 жыл бұрын
Yo if they let me podcast drunk I'm not saying I'd tell everyone to kill themselves but I would for a lot of these guys I can tell they suck
@conner64173 жыл бұрын
I saw this before Felix said that and it filled me with rage.
@dansaunders16553 жыл бұрын
@@conner6417 I saw this after felix said it and I now feel an overwhelming sense of calm
@fartpimpson38433 жыл бұрын
I saw this but can't read so I'm ambivalent to it all
@kyleleehufnagel5 жыл бұрын
This is what made me a Chapo Fan. It was like “oh no, these people know me. These people ARE me.”
@ZimmyFox5 жыл бұрын
This bit just reeks of my childhood lol Very "thanks I hate it" vibe from this vid.
@thebargainbin60203 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@eggbaron39684 жыл бұрын
one of the hot couch guys i knew back in the day started carrying a claw-shaped knife on a chain around his neck and would very defensively explain, when asked about it, that "it's the sharpest knife they make"
@mellowsign4 жыл бұрын
Jack H Definitely a spyderco. The hot couch guys I know spend hundreds of dollars on knives and weed, but literally nothing else.
@bedelian2 жыл бұрын
Jesus fucking Christ I have this exact memory, verbatim
@joeyg89715 жыл бұрын
After years of being stuck in the embassy, Jullian Assange has become a hot couch guy
@billyscenic56102 ай бұрын
Biden wants Assange on his couch.
@crestonb54324 жыл бұрын
The DVD Menu for me was the Halo 3 start screen.
@iliketorock213 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck lmaaooo
@Raxfyr3 жыл бұрын
24 hour party people for me
@LeoSkyro3 жыл бұрын
FIFA 11 start screen for me
@R0S3inC0NCR33T3 жыл бұрын
black ops zombies. not the main menu, the game. afk, dying over and over for like six hours
@quester095 жыл бұрын
and those vertical blinds make that clacking sound...
@rcrztt4 жыл бұрын
Goddamn your comment made my skin crawl before I'd even fully processed it
@isaacjones63234 жыл бұрын
Like 4 of them have fallen down, one is all twisted backwards
@atelerix9693 жыл бұрын
I moved to a new apartment that has vertical blinds and between that and my leather recliner I got for free I feel like a truly hot couch guy
@tonycampbell1424 Жыл бұрын
@@atelerix969 How's the hot couch, a year later?
@CervantesVI5 жыл бұрын
I am also part of the "Dumb as Shit, but Don't Want Homeless People to Die" caucus.
@soiboisixtnine88485 жыл бұрын
this was the bit that made me fall in love with chapo. i've lived half my life on a hot couch.
@Marshydarshy5 жыл бұрын
It's also really good entryism to cum town, imo
@nachomanrandysauvage82575 жыл бұрын
Yes, this was also my gateway to both Chapo and Cum Town. My two current mainstays.
@airex124 жыл бұрын
4-player Halo on the smallest TV you’ve ever seen, smoking dirt hash with needlessly fancy rolling papers. Man that was the life.
@JK-4203 жыл бұрын
Yo fuck zig zags dawg
@tonycampbell142411 ай бұрын
Original Super Smash Brothers while ripping a quarter of mids through a hookah, but yeah. The specifics may vary, but the broad strokes are universal.
@coreygolpheneee7 ай бұрын
The expensive wrap terrible weed guy is Definitely related
@493HZАй бұрын
Melee for me but yes 😂@@tonycampbell1424
@theinternet14245 жыл бұрын
That guy's story about the actual hot couch guy camping trip just proves that wise old adage - You can get the hot couch guy out of the hot couch, but you can't get the hot couch out of the hot couch guy.
@djobokuwali43164 жыл бұрын
Felix is a walking miracle, who, from the depths of the Bro-zone, managed to transcend and explain it to befuddled betas everywhere
@RamHarpBird5 жыл бұрын
I have definitely woken up Hot Couch style with Chapo youtube videos still playing as my DVD menu...
@zerodollarbird4 жыл бұрын
Dude, same. Hot couch has also been my backseat.
@masonkerr83595 жыл бұрын
Class Consciousness in the making
@webranger15 жыл бұрын
#1 Hot couch guy poster is Johnny Depp in fear and loathing, or the Fight club poster lol.
@aquanecromancer57765 жыл бұрын
I have the Steadman drawing of Thompson and Gonzo in the car together on my wall rn. Hot couch guy 'til the day I die.
@jacknapier51884 жыл бұрын
The Pink Floyd "back catalogue" poster.
@garywalker28743 жыл бұрын
I have both of these posters plus the drawing Aqua Necromancer mentioned. My couch is SEARING.
@ChewyThomson3 жыл бұрын
Or that poster of the two chicks kissing in bed.
@gaiusjuliuspleaser2 жыл бұрын
It tends to be Tony Montana and his little friend around where I live.
@ProbablyJules3 жыл бұрын
I just woke up naked face down on my couch. It's 3:33 am 18 degrees and raining yet my whole front is on fire, and this is hell and it's being described back to me by youtube algorithm.
@RasCaelestis5 жыл бұрын
The real hot couches were the friends we made along the way.
@vantahawk28345 жыл бұрын
I feel like Kyle Kulinski and his friend Corin would be Hot Couch Guys.
@loganphillips59354 ай бұрын
He’s either hot couch guy and tries to hide it, or stopped by a hot couch once and romanticized it
@r.h.f.60734 жыл бұрын
This description is uncomfortably similar to my university experience. Some of my friends were poor and some were ridiculously rich but even the ones with luxury apartments managed to emenate the hot couch vibe.
@elbowjuice26272 жыл бұрын
It transcends class.
@nickbooze97665 жыл бұрын
The Hot Couch, what a universal experience.
@aegisfate1174 жыл бұрын
A human experience
@MrMatthewcroley3 жыл бұрын
My main hot couch guy got high off his mom's ambien back before people really knew that was possible (talking like 03-04), and gave me the screenplay of fight club to read
@TheDudeSmashTrash5 жыл бұрын
This is an old segment but one of their best ever
@erikbarrett855 жыл бұрын
They never have toilet paper
@williamstewart37742 жыл бұрын
this made me so mad.ever since ive splurged on good toilet paper and now bidets
@0ptimuscrime3 жыл бұрын
My hot couch guy had a rule about the garbage: you have to stack it up in the bin and the person who knocks the pile over has to empty it.
@Yuglyoshi3 жыл бұрын
my hot couch roommate had a gamecube with two gunk-filled knock-off controllers, and the only games were smash bros and a simpsons game. he stacked empty bottles of wine in the corner of the room as a point of pride. he had a canoe paddle standing up behind the couch despite not owning a canoe. his ancient road bike was always parked in the center of the room. apart from the couch, there was only one other seat in the room, but it was always covered in random coats and two ten-pound dumbbells
@ChewyThomson5 жыл бұрын
The hot couch guy house when I was in first year were some friends of friends who lived in a shitty town house in the run down part of town. The four dudes who lived there all worked at the same Taco Bell full time and were all like 24. I drank with them a few times and it always ended with someone vomiting in the bushes next to the house or else the cops showing up. This was before HDTVs so they had this one massive rear projection TV that they all chipped in and bought on sale because none of them could ever afford it alone. There was this super dodgy stoner guy named Rodent who lived on their couch and never paid rent. One day, they all came home after work, there was a big crack in the TV screen and Rodent had a big band-aid on his head and no one ever actually found out what happened. It was a strange place.
@fuuuursure4 жыл бұрын
the absolute horror
@austinbrown59644 жыл бұрын
His name was Rodent?
@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw4 жыл бұрын
Not the first guy to try and headbutt Doctor Phil. Not the last.
@ChewyThomson3 жыл бұрын
@@austinbrown5964 No one knew his real name. As far as I could tell, no one even knew how he ended up living on the couch.
@captainnovolin2 жыл бұрын
the only people I knew that owned a rear projection TV in the 2000s were households where everybody above the age of 15 smoked
@jacknapier51884 жыл бұрын
There's no lock on the bathroom door: It's just a passage knob.
@loganphillips59352 жыл бұрын
Curtain for me
@paulfroelich10242 жыл бұрын
Waking up in front of a case of 80% finished Keystone Lights, place smells like bongwater, DVD menu blaring, dog dead asleep. This hits hard.
@0megadwarf5 жыл бұрын
i have had this exact experience at my friend's divorced dad's house in high school
@zachflame1235 жыл бұрын
me too. Same setup. You'd drift off into sleep at 4 in the morning with the blue glow of the TV screen washing over the room
@ManiacalViolet4 жыл бұрын
This was my life 2006-2009 🤣😭 The only thing missing was the Mario Kart, the adderall, and psychotic breaks.
@tonycampbell14244 жыл бұрын
Same, man. Except I definitely didn't have pets, and my hot couch was the nastiest bed ever. Like, bare salvage mattress with unwashed hand me down blankets. Oh, and I definitely fucked. How, looking back, I cannot imagine. But I never got more laid than in my hot couch guy phase.
@ctoconnor17325 жыл бұрын
this perfectly describes my dad. i was raised on a hot couch
@grapeapetape91323 жыл бұрын
Dude, looking back, my dad was a fucking hot couch guy. DVD menu, smoking indoors, unclean glassware, shitty day drinking, shitty desk chair thing, actual Hot Couch. Jesus Christ, it’s in my DNA
@zanemarshall29383 жыл бұрын
Its the Austin Powers Main Menu on repeat and no matter what you have acid reflux and you cant get properly drunk when you hang there
@ZimmyFox5 жыл бұрын
This is some hard ass nostalgia right here. Nostalgia that makes me hate myself lol.
@inktoxicant5 жыл бұрын
Stav's laugh is a blessing on this earth
@thepwningeggnog5 жыл бұрын
Wtf why is this so accurate
@IndieGinge4 жыл бұрын
Alienation, drug abuse, and the monolith of American culture. This country is the fucking same everywhere you go, so people experiencing the same alienation with the same wages and attitudes are going to react the same way.
@SASardonic4 жыл бұрын
SCP 7634: The Hot Couch
@MacaroniDemon Жыл бұрын
The hot couch guy would just bring out a gun and say some shit like “I’m more a katana guy but this is my back-up”
@PatchyOhCanada Жыл бұрын
They forgot the beer cans full of cigarette butts where you had to shake the can when finding your beer to make sure it wasn't an ash tray
@tonycampbell1424 Жыл бұрын
Hot couch guy wall poster thread: Scarface Fight Club Stolen street signs
@syd53802 жыл бұрын
Bonus points if the hot couch guy somehow obtained a wheelchair that proceeded to become a permanent fixture in the "living room"
@0ptimuscrime2 жыл бұрын
My guy had a hot hammock
@JVeezy1093 жыл бұрын
This was far too accurate, like 150%, of far too many people I've met as a denizen, born and raised, of the area between Akron and Cleveland, Ohio. Omg this had me in fucking tears. The best part is that every detail applies to a different hot couch guy I've met, they described the Ur-Hot-Couch-Guy
@jokerraton81833 жыл бұрын
The modern day dvd menu is the roku sidescrolling screensaver
@oscarstrokosz29864 жыл бұрын
Their bedrooms would always be the biggest rooms in the whole house for some reason
@throwbackblackcat4 жыл бұрын
My Hot Couch Guy saw my sketchbook in college and went “Dude, your shit’s legit, you should draw hentai!” I wish I’d listened to him...
@fluidthought422 жыл бұрын
Be the change you want to see
@Duterasemis5 жыл бұрын
Hot Couch Guys have a place in society, too. Honestly, if for some bizarre reason you needed to get your hands on crystal meth on short notice, who among the people you know would you go to? Is there any doubt in your mind, or did the words "crystal meth" immediately make you think of a Hot Couch Guy you know? Don't lie.
@zerodollarbird4 жыл бұрын
My Hot Couch Guy is a coke man.
@tonycampbell14244 жыл бұрын
In my experience, hot couch guy can always get weed, but it's often dirt weed. He claims he can lay hands on any drug known to humanity (I'm so plugged in, bro), but can only actually get adderall and mushrooms--and almost never when you want them.
@fttw44014 жыл бұрын
The bro yelling and Stewie 'boy chicka wow'-ing on the Family Guy DVD menu.
@SophisticatedBanjo4 жыл бұрын
Scenes from a Canadian Prairie hot couch: An unfinished basement with wood paneled walls. A beanbag chair, perpetually leaking, despite several duct tape patches. An electric guitar, coated in dust, with one broken string and severely out of tune, which the owner has been "learning to shred" on, and "wants to start a band", yet the guitar hasn't moved in 3 years. A bag of sunflower seeds being passed around indoors. The victory screen for Mario Kart 64 "Battle Mode" running in the background on a shitty CRT TV. A 24-pack of Pilsner beside the couch, from which cans are drank at room temperature, because it's a hassle to load the beer into the fridge.
@haydenpantinary48553 жыл бұрын
The winter Winnipeg freezing unfinished basement with wet cement floors, a bucket bong that has never had the water changed, it’s a basement but there’s still somehow a draft as if a window is open. Playing COD black ops split screen with one other dude and bots set to easy endlessly which is only stopped because TMZ comes on.
@JordonVirtue3 жыл бұрын
Half and half wisers and cokes from coffee mugs only.
@JordonVirtue3 жыл бұрын
Vintage Vinyl go on chapo
@tonycampbell14242 жыл бұрын
@@JordonVirtue This . . . Cannot be a thing
@wesfulgham57425 жыл бұрын
My DVD menu was Smoking Aces
@usernameuser55733 жыл бұрын
Sunlight coming through the haze No gaps in the blind To let it inside The bed is unmade Some music still plays TV, yeah it's always on A flicker on the screen A movie actress screams I'm basking in the shit flowing out of it
@MasterOfDestructionX5 жыл бұрын
When the Chapos look into the void they realize they are staring into the mirrors of the universe. *stares into mirror CHAPO stares back* We are all hotcouch guys. But on a serious note my brother is a hella hot couch guy and im just a warm couch guy.
@llary3 жыл бұрын
I lived on a hot couch in LA for a year in my teens. Overpriced student apartment with 2 bedrooms, 4 gay Japanese guys and a flamboyant Spanish dude. I was too cheap to get my own room so I slept in the living room. Looking back I'm not sure if those were good times or extremely depressing. Somewhere in between I guess.
@7omA5 жыл бұрын
BUT THE EXOTIC BIRDS STORY
@robertdougherty3495 жыл бұрын
The couch is hot due to the constantly decaying human skin, and cheetoh dust caught in the cushions.
@mynamehappy3 жыл бұрын
I've had multiple hot couch guys in my life but probably the wildest was the one who lived in a metal garden shed. There was surprisingly a lot of space inside that thing. He later upgraded to an unfinished garage, then the final form was us renting a ghetto apartment together, I actually had that thing decked out really nice for the first year until it devolved into full on hot couch status. That lasted about 3 years until he quit paying his part of the rent and we got evicted. I managed to get my shit together after that and went back to college.
@tonycampbell1424 Жыл бұрын
So . . . You were a hot couch guy for three years? I did like, three or so. It happens.
@mynamehappy Жыл бұрын
@@tonycampbell1424 Oh yeah. That apartment was definitely hot couch status. Glad I got my life together.
@tonycampbell1424 Жыл бұрын
@@mynamehappy Grats, bruh. I personally never fully shook hot couch mentality, but I did get my shit somewhat together. Kinda nice to have a fridge that both works and has food in it rather than just being the storage container for the croquet set.
@AlexBissonnette2 жыл бұрын
Just starting to realize I was a hot couch guy.
@AliBaba-hl9qi3 жыл бұрын
Using dinner plates and drink glasses as ashtrays also happens in this house
@juliakatherine50773 жыл бұрын
Scarface is the ultimate hot couch guy poster
@crlyhdedfnck2 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to make an art installation of Hot Couch.
@trashteamracing82623 жыл бұрын
My hot couch house had three couches in the living room. I almost moved into that house, but the lock to the door was busted and their pitbull used that room specifically as a bathroom. No amount of carpet shampooing got rid of the smell, and nobody seemed concerned about fixing the lock. I wonder where they all are now. I don't miss it, but I miss the DVD menus, though.
@DrCrabnuts2 жыл бұрын
As a hot couch veteran, I approve
@productive_citizen5 жыл бұрын
I used to hang out at a house down the street from me which was absolutely this hot couch house. 2010-2012, the TV always had either a shitty ass movie or a Halo or Skate game, somehow always a 24 pack of coors light despite everyone being broke, we'd go outside every 15 minutes to smoke Marlboro 27's, homie had 2 snakes and like 3 dogs but one died because someone put lemonade vodka in it's water bowl and it literally got so sick it vomited itself to death but no one ever owned up to it, I was the only person who hung out there that had a job except for one dude who lost his job at gamestop because he stayed up until 11am playing minecraft on the xbox 360 and missed his shift for the 6th time, one dude who always walked barefoot and his feet looked like if you left a steak out in the sun for a week, and one dude stayed there for a month and gave everyone scabies. Very specific image for me
@IronViking885 жыл бұрын
Every hot couch guy has a shitty band or even just one specific shitty song that "got me through some tough times man"
@ST-kr7hz4 жыл бұрын
That shit is a whole vibe . Hot couch energy
@thisisaformality5 жыл бұрын
I feel so left out when I listen to this because, while they paint a very vivid picture, I’ve never experienced a hot couch
@manysnakes5 жыл бұрын
You must have grown up with money
@aquanecromancer57765 жыл бұрын
Not even a hot faux-leather car seat?
@jacobpritchard33904 жыл бұрын
@@owowowdhxbxgakwlcybwxsimcwx honestly I'm English, and my old mate from my hometown was definitely a hot couch guy
@1OSfan174 жыл бұрын
@@manysnakes nah man. Moneyed hot couch guys are just different. They have the bankroll to get delivery frequently and do dumb shit they see online that never gets cleaned up and usually go awry, leading to weird neckbeard nests.
@bigburd8753 жыл бұрын
Felix describes my life for 20 minutes
@tewodrosii28754 жыл бұрын
This was my life from 2008 to roughly 2016. Now I basically live like Vergil but talk like Matt. My cousin from Ontario heard this bit and was like "...so basically they're real life Ricky from trailer Park boys?"
@milobrosamer2723 жыл бұрын
i live my life with the motivating fear of becoming ricky
@tewodrosii2875 Жыл бұрын
@@milobrosamer272 my dad was like ricky turned Julian. my godfather, his best friend, is basically the same but slightly more ricky
@user-yn3mz3le1t2 жыл бұрын
My hot couch guy story is the somewhat hazy memory of being day drunk at these guys house who had a chinchilla. Which was like cowering in the corner of its cage as these guys blasted Dave Matthew’s Band. And when I told them I didn’t really know the songs that well the one guy started singing along and lecturing me about how I needed to “get into them”
@debrasue27933 жыл бұрын
the one facet that i didn't hear anyone mention is waking up to the dvd menu music sounding different because your brain had tuned out certain parts of it from hearing the same 20 seconds of music on loop for 9 hours. i think that's one of the key components is the repetitive drone that proves extremely disorienting when you wake up.
@cow_tools_4 жыл бұрын
Ah shit. I moved into a new apartment a few months ago, and it has such a comfortable couch I've fallen asleep on it so much with something like Chapo or Slavoj Zizek playing in the background. And now I hear this. Where am I in my life.
@tonycampbell1424 Жыл бұрын
How's the hot couch, my dude?
@walterxbenjamin4 жыл бұрын
It also makes so much sense that cinephile Will needs the DVD menu to access this feeling.
@debrasue27933 жыл бұрын
never been a cinephile or a partyhouse person but through high school and college i fell asleep to the first 5 minutes of a lot of movies that i never watched the rest of, more often than not on a couch or non-bed piece of furniture.
@ellie39102 жыл бұрын
Stavros does a weekly podcast with a Hot Couch Guy.
@RIP_Greedo Жыл бұрын
This is such a real thing. Uncanny.
@victrosia5 жыл бұрын
Oh god my father is a hot couch guy
@anenemystand55824 жыл бұрын
My bestfriend was definitely a hot couch guy for a while. He had a ton of knives like an unreasonable amount of knives
@zbjames41943 жыл бұрын
We would watch Viva La Bam on MTV2 for like 8 hours straight smoking bong and listening to Alice In Chains
@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl49712 жыл бұрын
Yooo, the good ol days of watching Viva La Bam with the homies and having a fat chief session. Good times.
@dethmunky863 жыл бұрын
You guys just described growing up in Florida.
@ohbluescouser62674 жыл бұрын
Metaphysical hot couch, what a great bit....is it bad that i know multiple people like this...
@daveyblueberry89274 жыл бұрын
I grow up in the Cincinnati, Dayton Ohio aria, This is extremely accurate.
@keishpie14 жыл бұрын
Yooo fellow Dayton native!
@tonycampbell142411 ай бұрын
Same in Canton, my dude.
@christophermartin178510 ай бұрын
Christ, I think I owned that exact model of couch used in the thumbnail. Heat aside, it was the perfect napping couch - no hard edges.
@nr013375 жыл бұрын
I was an HCG AT THE UNIVERSITY OF IOWA.
@MxArgent4 ай бұрын
I'm too antisocial to have ever met a hot couch guy in school or on the job, but I did have a hot couch cousin as a kid. He's gotten his life together to a surprising degree.
@cronizle4 жыл бұрын
The dragon fighting commercial got me. Had dozens of conversations with other Marines about whether they joined or fight dragons or knights on giant chest boards.
@connortouchton12235 жыл бұрын
Vaush is a hot couch guy
@RB9393934 жыл бұрын
Not really
@comingupooo4 жыл бұрын
Vaush is appropriating Hot Couch Guy culture.
@KhanjoOfEthiopia5 жыл бұрын
we all have a little hot couch guy in us, never thought of it like this, but shit is real
@TheHappiestGoth4 жыл бұрын
Hot couch guy inevitably reproduces with hot Cheeto girl and you always see them walking together with a stroller and GIANT styrofoam soda cups on their way home from picking up cigarettes at the 7-11.
@tonycampbell142411 ай бұрын
Exquisite
@litarogers39842 жыл бұрын
Holy shit.... My dad is a hot couch guy!
@williamwestmoreland40694 жыл бұрын
Who's on a hot couch right now after 4th of July
@prolepatrol32334 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest shit I’ve heard in a minute!!! 😂🤣🤣
@Eboyd11005 жыл бұрын
this is artful
@thrownstair5 жыл бұрын
I think I knew a hot couch girl.
@ellagage12564 жыл бұрын
Hot couch boy to girl
@nickolaiproblem2 жыл бұрын
@@ellagage1256 based
@croisaor23084 жыл бұрын
This is so great.
@thebargainbin60203 жыл бұрын
Stav really drove this whole segment and I’ve always been proud of him for it
@stevenwall20104 жыл бұрын
24:00 god damn, Stav just described my political views perfectly.
@ST-kr7hz3 жыл бұрын
It's sad and hilarious how I can relate to 100% of this.
@mimikyuliker9463 жыл бұрын
You somehow perfectly described my brother
@Doctor_Subtilis4 жыл бұрын
Literally me!
@theradhatter410011 ай бұрын
These guys know my soul.
@kingbertron42011 ай бұрын
this was literally my highschool experience
@Gunman6103 жыл бұрын
"Not Hot Couch Guys, but #1 with Hot Couch Guys"
@JDesch3 жыл бұрын
I feel called out because I didn't really get it and I have a friend who literally posts on /r/neoliberal