Hot Fuzz - Detectives Wainwright & Cartwright

Collection of hilarious clips with 2 underrated character actors.
Paddy Considine as Detective Sergeant Andy Wainwright, Sandford Police
Rafe Spall as Detective Constable Andy Cartwright, Sandford Police
*Content edited for copyright. Some scenes had to be chopped up and some dialogue cut.

[@jimfilbert1928]

All hail Detective Sergeant Andrew Wainwright, First of his Name, King of the Andals, Protector of Sandford, and Lord of the Seven Kingdoms.

[@FilmKiln]

Morning Aegon

[@martinchristianaguilar5135]

& Balerion’s last rider

[@andreakaiser4075]

That's king of the Andies lol

[@blackpowderuser373]

"Your Grace, you are bleeding!" "It's alright, Lord Strong. It's just bolognese!"

[@RXdash78]

Lord of the model village.

[@Juan-wo7zu]

“You’ve got a moustache” “I know” That’s my favourite bit

[@antestanic2964]

I laughed my ass off and couldn`t stop for some five minutes.The actor killed that line, the body movement and all :D

[@BlookbugIV]

@@antestanic2964 the actor? Come on my son, that’s Paddy Considine. He’s a legend.

[@antestanic2964]

@@BlookbugIV I know. ;)

[@cornichon2580]

My favorite bit is the fact that Academy Award-winning actor Olivia Colman is in this movie making jokes about having a midnight gobble.

[@mmyers6441]

@@cornichon2580 She is a saucy flirt

[@JF-sb5mo]

The fact that this film is so quotable and everyone has different parts of the film as their favourite just shows how good this film is

[@GoneZombie]

My favorite is the part when all of it.

[@brandonlamb9067]

"You've got a moustache." "...I KNOW."

[@BeinIan]

For me, nothing can beat the accent translation scene.

[@inthedeadhours]

yarp

[@mohamedimardbrucelee8829]

Mornin' Angle

[@keithkeith1686]

The bin throw and the "you cheeky fucker" is my absolute favorite scene from any movie ever

[@Scardpelt]

The bin making the hollow dong noise making it sound like there is heft to it is ABSOLUTELY 🤌🤌🤌

[@Solidboat123]

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[@hoilst]

"...'cause talkin' to 'em's like an uphill battl- AH FUCK OFF!"

[@ebl36]

the BEST bit!

[@capcaptainmycaptain4771]

I'm particularly fond of the bit where they both move off screen, and then come back on to glare at him again hahaha!

[@reiddajuiceman]

"Your dad sells apples Andy." "And raspberries." That shit kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣

[@Volkrad]

That time Bilbo Baggins, James Bond, Professor Slughorn, The hound, Queen Elizabeth and King Viserys were in the same movie

[@Boxmediaphile]

Walder Frey too

[@unifieddynasty]

Both Queen Elizabeths, if you count Cate Blanchette. 😂😂

[@SleepySloth2705]

And don't forget Galadriel and Peter Jackson 😂

[@fredweeks9451]

Davy Jones let’s not forget

[@oldboygamer9985]

I mean that’s all well and good but how many of them were extras in Straw Dogs? Or a cadaver in Prime Suspect?

[@Juggler4071]

"Everyone and their mum's got guns round here." "Yeah, who?" "Farmers" "Who else?" "Farmers' mums..." Later in the movie, Sgt Angel tries to arrest a farmer, who shouts "Mum!", and she pops up over a fence and shoots at Angel.

[@bmsuperstar1]

Also, Mr Webley is a farmer, and he has loads of guns in the "by the power of Grayskull" scene.

[@Garrus1995]

That’s what is good about the dialogue in this film; it’s full of details and foreshadowing. Almost nothing is a throwaway line.

[@arandomperson5434]

@@bmsuperstar1 Funny enough, Mr Webley’s is also a name for a gun company

[@bmsuperstar1]

@@arandomperson5434 Almost every single scene in a first half of a film is a set up for a callback in the second half. Amazing. I prefer The World's End over the other two films in a trilogy, but I admit this one's probably the best out of three.

[@saintniccage2818]

Cause its true.....most armed people in the uk

[@SamuelJamesMedia]

"Don't go being a twat now!" Paddy Considine's delivery of that line was just PERFECT! 🤣

[@chris.fyourman2648]

Agree 100%. Hope he uses the line as king of Westeros

[@engasal]

I say that line every day

[@nicktroisi6347]

“I wouldn’t give you the satisfaction”

[@insightemcena5493]

Viserys was happier as a cop. Had a moustache he knew about and everything

[@phantomninja01]

Viserys if he was a Goldcloak.

[@zizonesol]

But... he got... moustache....

[@TheHatersarebad]

@@zizonesol "I know"

[@devilpupbear09]

All for the greater good *THE GREATER GOOD

[@bandersnatch9469]

You mean a pornstache?

[@Guigley]

2:46 This is one of the film's greatest gifts to the world.

[@sam010sam16]

My favourite part of the whole movie

[@LifeOfRy]

So glad someone else referenced this bit. I commented this separately but you can see Rafe Spall break just as he disappears behind Paddy Considine!

[@jackknowles5295]

If you look in the back Rafe is already beginning to crack as he leaves the frame

[@LifeOfRy]

@@jackknowles5295 there seems to be an echo in here😂

[@jackknowles5295]

@@LifeOfRy Huh, all the other comments showed up the first time but yours didn't, odd

[@Eph_Wilson]

Viserys doubling back for the double staredown kills me every time 😆😆😆

[@oneclevername]

Especially with the double music sting, genius!

[@MacMan829]

thats him walking away from Princess Rhaenys after he was chosen to be King 🤣

[@devilpupbear09]

*Smack HARWEN STRONG WAS FUCKING MURDERED!

[@DeeBee334]

Was looking for this comment! 😂 one of my fave parts!

[@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn]

2:42 that double-back stare always cracks me up. This goofy dude is seriously the king of the seven kingdoms? I love it!

[@stevencarlin5328]

Me too... absolute comedy gold!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@Cody-ps3wy]

It’s alright Andy, it’s just bolognaise. That line gets me every time 😂

[@euanharrison7125]

It's the delivery 😂

[@dbe14]

Is it just me or is the bolognese splash an homage to Aliens when Private Drake gets splashed in the fave with alien acid blood?

[@jericomagsombol8883]

"...I'll deal with the Trolley Boy..." better fight than the Hound vs the Mountain

[@TheHuskynatorMAN95]

"Ey??"

[@hoilst265]

@@TheHuskynatorMAN95 "Oooooohhhhhhh."

[@yunehversomi1458]

I love that at the end of the day, they’re still some decent blokes that you’d want on your side. Even if they do spend most of the time bustin’ your chops. Plenty of other writers probably would’ve written them off completely and just made them easy dunking material to be shown up or made fools of.

[@flyawaytodie]

These two are part of the reason why Hot Fuzz is *easily* the best of the Cornetto Trilogy.

[@cloudsombrero]

Im more of a worlds end kinda bloke

[@peterthirdandthebridges]

@@cloudsombrero I love the premise of that movie. The pub crawl reunion Unimed by aliens. Plus the utterly mental ending. Just fantastic

[@The_Beefcake_Cometh]

Careful, you'll start a holy war

[@cloudsombrero]

Right?

[@evanbelisle8464]

My a fucking mile and I LOVE the other two.

[@prawnking79]

5:11 “it’s just Bolognese” Has to be my favourite bit in a movie

[@CommanderSuberox]

I don’t know why but seeing the Bolognese sauce on Andy’s teeth are just gross.

[@Power_Prawnstar]

I love it, but the best bit is when the bin hits Danny in the head 😂

[@xtotaldestructionx]

"Skid marks" "Now who's being childish" Hahaha

[@FunkBastid]

“You wanna be a big copper in a small town? Go fuck up the model village... You want us to look through the entire phone book? Fuck around with Aaron A. Aaronson?” This is literally the climax of the movie

[@SteelBallRun1890]

They also sarcastically joke to Nicholas about how there are more guns in the country than there are in the city and everyone and their mums are packing like farmer's and farmer's mums. Last half of the film? He takes down a farmer and his mum wielding a shotgun, then he goes on a shootout with the whole village packing heat.

[@ladislavseps4801]

No the climax is that the Aaron A. Aaronson actually appear in the movie :p

[@thejoker114]

"Fuck off up the model village" ***

[@bandersnatch9469]

Bloody hell, that is amazing foreshadowing!!

[@LeeNgo]

"Don't be childish."

[@pjbyrne1997]

"SKIDMARKS!" "Now who's being childish" Peak comedy.

[@GrimgoreIronhide]

I love how their names mean the same thing, a wright is someone who builds and a wain is an archaic term for a cart, so its detective cart builder and cart builder.

[@ooitung95]

I always thought there's another joke that it's close to 'Won't Write, and Can't Write'... coz of their incompetency... Hahahhaa!

[@turmuthoer]

Interestingly, they're two of the few characters in Sandford without surnames that end in _'er'._

[@stephenwand3417]

All Sandford surnames in Hot Fuzz are based on those indicating an occupation.

[@swampdisco2392]

And all the people in the NWA has a name that ends in -er; skinner, fowler, shooter, tiller, treacher etc. Except for Butterman of course.

[@MizterMoonshine]

They're right wankers, Wright WainCart :)

[@willfrancis9010]

“Ahh he’s got shorts on”

[@funkeystudiostv]

What does that mean?

[@sia.1171]

The other Andy was actually wearing shorts and it was just a stupid justification in order not to investigate, as they loved to do!!!

[@ttnnnaa4500]

only just now realised that if you take the the wright out of the Andy's names, they're wain-car(wanker)

[@airsofter2247]

*(w)Right wanker(s)

[@coolpfpbut9505]

only just now realised that if you remove the -all out of your name it becomes Cum.

[@jonathancartwheelfruitloop3071]

That is actually amazing

[@TheNorthie]

Edgar Wright still hiding gems in this movie after all these years

[@Nevids]

Sorry to spoil the fun but it would actually be wain-cart instead of wain-car…🙃

[@jkelsey555]

"He shot a crackhead with a Kalashnikov"-King Viserys describing Daemon's war against the Crabfeeder

[@lampwick4427]

This is the funniest of the Andy as Viserys quotes.

[@Mrkabrat]

"Two blokes and a fuck load of cutlery" Another observation on Daemon and Korlis' wars in the Stepstones

[@beatlemaniac]

"Not everyone's a murdering psycho path" - Viserys I Targaryen

[@devilpupbear09]

HARWEN STRONG WAS FUCKING MURDERED *Smack

[@alexthelizardking]

And Lyonel Strong? Yes. And Rhea Royce? Yes. And Lyman Beesbury? No, actually. Really? Of course he fucking was!

[@OceanbornAngel]

Hard to believe one of these goofs plays such a serious character like King Viserys.

[@KahnuevsKrake]

The 'skid marks' bit is brilliant with Simon Pegg delivering his lines with a completely straight face with Rafe Spall sniggering in the background, plus it taps into our childish sense of humour. Genius!

[@benriffle104]

Pipe down, biggum

[@Chugargonfan]

Sniggering. Best way to get past KZbin censors

[@allhuggin_nothuggin]

absolute class these 2 - 'it's just bolognese' creases me everytime lol

[@asleandere8852]

the swear box .... I viewed the whole thing recently and only for the first time noticed the tariffs on the swear box .... nearly died laughing

[@Aint1S]

Honestly, as much as they go on like that... Tim Messenger wouldn't have been a star in a specific movie who goes by the next "Pyramid Head!"

[@applejuice5272]

Love how cunt is the only word not censorsed

[@wren4077]

I love Paddy's recent streak of dramatic roles. Good on him.

[@dannythomas417]

It's St. Paddy's Year.

[@renderlifestyle]

'Now who's being childish?' cracks me up every time. First of his name, King of the Andals, Protector of the countryside and Lord of the Bolognese.

[@Yavin4]

The talent in that cast is off the chain. If you were to remake this today and brought the entire cast back, the budget would quadruple.

[@ccramit]

This film had so many superstars. You have a King (Paddy), a Queen (Olivia), a Lord (Walder Frey played by David Bradley), James Bond, Sandor Clegane, Bilbo Baggins, Lady Galadriel (well, her voice anyways), Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, etc. Like a who's who of British acting. And that's just like 8 of them. The entire cast was incredible.

[@beatlemaniac]

As well as Horace Slughorn, Davy Jones and Alan Partridge

[@zackcross7190]

@@beatlemaniac You forgot Robert McCall

[@derekjeter4062]

that's it! This is the better Knives Out!

[@londonsdeady]

Rafe played Atticus Finch on the West End too.

[@toffeelatte6042]

"I was extremely shocked when I looked at my watch and discovered that I should be in the pub" Fucking relatable.

[@beatlemaniac]

I say this almost every day!

[@waderedelinghuys6114]

The hound and king viserys in the same time zone

[@blackpowderuser373]

And Walder Frey

[@waderedelinghuys6114]

@@blackpowderuser373 true that!

[@jalin8039]

@@blackpowderuser373 and Ned Stark (bravos theater version)😂😂😂 also one goldcloak who likes fermented crab is working for Archmaester Ebrose!!!!

[@raminybhatti5740]

"Murder, murder, murder. Change the f*****g record!" I love this line so much. 😂😂

[@TheRealKaiProton]

OMG I love this movie, and lost count of how many times Ive watched it, but this is the first time I realized BOTH Bill Baileys are at the table writing up the paper work

[@funkmon]

And I only now just saw it

[@engasal]

Lololol

[@millerrobson9051]

You think King Viserys was incredibly shocked to look at his watch and discovered he should be at the pub?

[@equusquaggaquagga536]

Not but Daemon was

[@Eyeofthetiger69]

3:19 I love how he says it with a straight face.

[@The-Lone-Ranger-90]

COURSE HE FUCKING WAS!!

[@Takaichi666-]

@@The-Lone-Ranger-90THANK YOU DANNY!

[@StudioMod]

2:45 is by far the greatest moment in film history

[@stevencarlin5328]

Sooooo good!!! 😂😂😂

[@b-8514]

The amount of top British talent in this film is unreal.

[@alistairjclark2433]

Chucking a bin at someone's head and being called a cheeky fucker is the most English thing

[@georgedavies9523]

The "Nothing like a bit o' girl on girl" bit gets me every time man 😂😂

[@TERMINATIONBLISS08]

I love how this film is so quotable and brilliant in every way…and includes Olivia Coleman, one of the greatest actresses of our generation

[@ericgorski73]

Check out early Olivia Coleman in “Green Wing.” She is absolute comedy gold as a ding-bat hospital admin worker. I was thrilled when she showed up in Hot Fuzz and has turned out amazing performances over the years.

[@euanharrison7125]

This film is a celebration of British comedy actors

[@claytonvitor1687]

the way she says ''murder'' its so absurd

[@stevenr6397]

And just Ten years later while watching Olivia Coleman in "The Favourite" with Rachel Weisz I burst out laughing during an 'intimate' scene as in the back of my brain I hear the line "nothing like a bit of girl on girl!"

[@gammonsandwich1756]

Fact- Cartwright and Wainwright are two surnames that mean exactly the same thing, Wagon maker.

[@Vesperitis]

First Lurch, now Andy Wainwright is a serious character on Game of Thrones. Who's next? Doris Thatcher gonna be a Queen of the Marshes or summat?

[@fadthetic]

She's already won an Oscar from The Favourite

[@fadthetic]

The Father made me cry tho

[@humanice2]

"Did you find anything?" "Yes, I was extremely shocked when I looked at my watch and discovered that I should be in the pub" "Did you read his articles?" "If you want to wade through every copy of the Sandford bloody Citizen, be our guest" "It’s your job isn’t it? Detect!"

[@savingpyro]

I work at a really nice Italian restaurant, and the butcher fight is all I think about when I see or someone mentions the Bolognaise.

[@Jaxymann]

“It’s alright Andy! It’s just Bolognaise!” will never not make me laugh😂😂

[@stephengrigg5988]

It's pouring down rain and they both still have their aviators on lol

[@sean2914]

The way he says “I know” is so hysterical

[@sophiemckenzie2368]

3:41 always cracks me up lol

[@kino_verite]

I love the sound mixing in Hot Fuzz - there’s so many SFX in the background that adds so much to the joke

[@fadthetic]

Edgar's signature

[@El-Burrito]

So many classic lines I can't help repeating when I'm watching "You've got a mustache" **"I know!"**

[@syamaantaksaikia2206]

Best line: “want to be a big cop in a small town, f*ck off to the model village”. 😂😂😂

[@surebrec5113]

Paddy Considine is one of the most underrated actors this country has ever produced. He lends his hand to comedy as deftly as he does to psychological thrillers (Dead man's shoes). The guy deserves the same international recognition as Stephen Graham, also one of the greatest actors to come from these shores.

[@kezplays1296]

“ISSALROIGHT ANDEE ITS JOST BOLEENAISE” Is my favourite line in this entire movie.

[@philippaul6039]

Best comedy I've ever scene XD like srsly my face was hurting throughout the movie because I was laughing so hard. I can't remember the last time a movie made me laugh so much

[@jamesramplin8124]

I wanna erase my memory and rewatch it. I've seen it too many times

[@valtiel8383]

i love the random throwing of the metal bin while they were happily laughing together

[@allhandsondik7803]

Love the lines right after hes introduced to them Frank: "Can you guess why we call them the Andy's?" Angel: "They're both called Andy?" Frank: "They said you were good." Danny: "And because talking to thems an uphill struggle innit dad." Trash can is lobbed at Danny's head

[@aaronkenyon7112]

"Fuck off!!!" 😂

[@NordLion]

I watch Hot Fuzz to cool down the heavy moments of the House of the Dragons 😂😂😂 okay Detective Viserys you're cool 🤣

[@truegregthompson]

There is not a better action comedy out there and I'll die on that hill. Rush Hour, True Lies, tropic thunder, bad boys and the list goes on. These are literal titans in the genre but what they did with star power and budget Hot Fuzz did with perfectly casting their comedic roles to people that may as well be those characters as they aren't recognizable to the average movie goer past Frost and Pegg (plus Dalton of course) and by writing it as the ultimate homage to over the top Hollywood action flicks

[@funkmon]

I did like that the scene where he's being transferred had Hollywood (but still English) stars in it for a hot minute and then they go away immediately.

[@ashvinvaidyanathan7239]

You ain't on that hill alone mate

[@adventussaxonum448]

I'd guess that Olivia Coleman is a Hollywood "name" now, after winning her Oscar.

[@def702]

2:45 one of the best scenes in cinema

[@reclaimor117]

THATS FOOKING KING VISERYS

[@dutty1549]

0:54 That subtle two fingers after he says "want us to go through the whole phone book" just absolutely gets me Also at 2:46 you can see Andy at the back just as he's about to go out of frame absolutely piss himself laughing lmao

[@engasal]

Just a smirk, really

[@dutty1549]

@@engasal He's an actor so he can't exactly burst out laughing on camera in the scene, can he? Use a bit of imagination man 😂

[@swervbe]

That's so funny, never noticed him starting to grin, despite that being one of my favourite moments, well spotted!

[@romilrh]

5:26 When my college roommate and I buy 20 sets of silverware for our apartment

[@Batman_94]

Your grace, wtf are you doing

[@pplesandoranges]

Viserys Targaryen had a lively youth.

[@guypeate3628]

Danny: your dad sells apples, Andy Andy: and raspberries This gets me everytime

[@mijanhoque1740]

Viserys had a wild time before being King eh

[@Zhicano]

King Andy Wainwright First of his Name Lord of Wankers and the Plastered Men

[@drowsy9017]

Genius! hahahaha

[@MobileTech296]

I love how this somehow basically summarizes the whole movie in less than seven minutes.

[@LoukasMayn3]

fucking legendary, gets me every time with the double back. 2:38

[@m4ssee]

I love the mental image of two detectives sitting around all day doing fuck all.

[@stefanc4520]

This proves that everyone working in the police department minus the leader was actually incompetent not malicious which is nice 😁😁👍

[@DracoSuave]

And not just that, they just needed a boot up their bum and could step up if needed.

[@solidsalt3412]

And the security tape guy

[@chernobylcoleslaw6698]

Hamlin's razor.

[@Texicus_Reddicus]

Aaron A Aaronson is my favourite call-back in the film

[@roguenerd6858]

3:24 When King Viserys Targaryen is asked what the most popular hobby in Westeros is 😂

[@SithCelia]

The Andys! Thanks to this film and another movie he's in with Simon Pegg, I've come to be a bit of a fan of Paddy Considine. To think of how he evolves from Detective Wainwright into King Viserys on House of the Dragon. He seems to have a good grasp of comedy as well as how to pull off a serious role. And boy does he get some great close-ups to show off his talent for his exceptional facial expressions that convey more without dialogue.

[@samsummer8382]

Rip King Viserys

[@kfizz]

It's crazy to think he's a year younger than I am now in this movie.

[@wanderingtear8882]

Became a fan of Paddy because of his role as King Viserys, his acting here is extremely funny! What a range! Can’t wait to see more of his work.

[@ayeright1131]

Missed the church fare bit where the detectives say wanker under their breath's. Cracks me up 😂🤣

[@RighteousReverendDynamite]

"Prick"... "Wankerrrr"....

[@lordn3m3sis]

This movie is such an underrated masterpiece 🤣🤣🤣

[@jonathancartwheelfruitloop3071]

Absolutely love this movie but the Andy’s really made me love it more

[@kalkella8822]

I can't watch House of the Dragon without this shit popping in my head.

[@johncharlton199]

"You know there are more guns in the country then there are in the city?" As a farmer lad I can confirm this

[@UGotSerbed]

This movie has perfect dialogue. Almost every. single. line. is either a setup or a payoff or both.

[@pratikvora9404]

Is that my man Viserys?

[@AnotherHappyWoot]

I can't stop laughing at Rafe Spall's utter gormless staring 🤣

[@billyaustin5317]

"Skidmarks!" "Now who's being childish.." Best line from the film 😂

[@brs2379]

Everytime I look at King Viserys, all I'll see is Detective Wainwright lol

[@sheikhshit]

"Bastards bastards bastards, CHANGE THE FUCKING RECORD!"

[@Spinosaurus44]

I knew I’d seen Viserys somewhere

[@James_Cy]

Vizzy T makes a great detective.

[@georgekaragiannakis6637]

One of the best comedies I’ve seen. Simon Pegg and Nick Frost as superb.

[@lysander3262]

Just realized the name joke Wainwright = Wagon maker Cartwright = Cart maker Either the town had two competing at the same trade, or there was a split in the family at some point and they are distantly related.

[@emmanuelperez808]

I love how this show the mentality of small towns 😂

[@OCMOOO]

Right, who else from Hot Fuzz will star on Hot D?

[@quadruplchin]

Paddy Is the BRYAN CRANSTON of the UK… it will be official with his Emmy win next year.

[@BWalker9313]

Love Paddy Considine, so funny

[@pwareham61]

Great Actor

[@kieransoregaard-utt8]

Change the f_ing record!!!