Hot Fuzz quotes that live in my mind rent free | Screen Bites

[@shlebben0]

i simply cannot handle the 1-2-3 punch of "what year? every year" "you're 37? yeah" "EUGHHGH"

[@htowncougstro]

That line was improvised btw. Goes to show you there are no small roles

[@machaolesplendide]

​@@htowncougstrowhich one?

[@htowncougstro]

@@machaolesplendide every year

[@lucyseverine9907]

It's because he forgot what year he was meant to say lol

[@hobobarbie]

In the directors commentary for the film Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright mention that the kid with the braces asked to have his line "EURGHHH" pitched up for extra comedic effect too 😂

[@RagingOzo]

"Nobody tells me nothin" has been my mantra for 15 years lol

[@tychred]

same

[@michaelrobertson8841]

Sameeee

[@keiem5263]

What I use to say on my last job for three years.

[@PGGreatOak]

Congrats, I'm your 666th like you fascist. 😂

[@SirDistic]

Same

[@Nebaus]

I mean the entire movie lives rent free in my head but the compilation is appreciated

[@benriffle104]

Right lol. I find myself constantly say everybody and their mum. I'm still waiting for someone to be like, Hott Fuzz!

[@bobthejedi]

Same

[@jameseden740]

Came to the comments hoping this was here. I quote the film daily.

[@KindredBrujah]

Crusty jugglers!

[@Episode_13]

one of the best films ever made and still is!

[@zlang1985]

That kid at the pub is 52 now, God bless.

[@andresiglesiast]

Almost 53! Time flies

[@ProcolHarum1967]

@@andresiglesiast They said he was 55!

[@RobbyBoy2000]

@@ProcolHarum1967 when he is almost 53 😄

[@Apeksim]

nahh he's dead along with other undesirable townfolks. RIP.

[@TheSpartanL106]

@@Apeksim for the greater good

[@jamzam9807]

Hearing Olivia Coleman say “nuffin like a bit uf gurl on gurl” and letting out that laugh after watching the queen is so perfect 😂

[@BrandonMichelle]

Hahahaha! Now she has an Oscar! 😂

[@jills4597]

@@BrandonMichelleand quite right

[@thedoctor4327]

“……Narp?” will always bring me joy and laughter

[@JRC99]

I love that he doesn't even try imitating the voice when he says it

[@ChristinaVasilevski]

I watched it in the theatre when it first came out, and the whole audience laughed at that part

[@jonbaxter2254]

This film is a cultural icon, and 15 years old is still quoted all the time. What a legacy

[@TheCow2face]

Wait its 15 years old? :o I feel old now

[@zackerycooper7602]

The greater good.

[@jonbaxter2254]

@@zackerycooper7602 Shut it!

[@dannytheman103]

I LOVE Hot Fuzz. It's in my top 5 films of all time.

[@BinkCarroll]

@@dannytheman103 Yarp

[@chrismccaffrey8256]

"He is not judge, Judy and executioner!" 🤣🤣

[@naomicoffman1315]

It's even better! There's an actual TV show called Judge Judy XD

[@Communist-Doge]

​@@naomicoffman1315 That's the entire joke. Unless I'm missing your joke. 😅

[@naomicoffman1315]

@@Communist-Doge The way they formatted it (lower-case "judge" and comma before "Judy") made me think they weren't aware of the show, and thought the joke was just misheading "jury" as "Judy".

[@-bubby9633]

​@@naomicoffman1315no the entire joke is because there's a TV show called that...

[@naomicoffman1315]

@@-bubby9633 I'm aware. I was explaining that to Chris up above, since the way they formatted it implied they didn't know.

[@imgladiquitdestiny2401]

“Everybody n their mums is packin round here…” “Like who?” “…. Farmers….” “Who else??” “Farmers mums.” 🤣 I will never get that scene out of my head!

[@lord_egg]

The funny bit is when he returns later and a Farmer shoots at him with a shitgun, misses and then calls for his Mum.

[@YoyIeCake]

​@@lord_egg With a WHAT gun

[@AnonYmous-lk9qy]

I absolutely maintain this is the best comedy film ever made

[@smashtoad]

Dude...I love Dumb and Dumber, but I could be manipulated easily into agreeing with you.

[@malahammer]

The Life of Brian Airplane Blazing Saddles Napoleon Dynamite To name a few....but Hot Fuzz is there also.

[@missingno88]

definitely the best out of the cornetto trilogy

[@PhilbyFavourites]

How about “Paul”

[@simonb9898]

Dodgeball for me

[@katieparks5917]

“What made you decide to become a police man-officer?” One of my favorite lines in the show

[@ThatOneGuy9569]

“You can’t make someone just disappear!” “Uuuuuh, yes I can. I’m the chief inspector.”

[@chrispalmer7893]

For me, "If you want to be a big cop in a small town, F**k off down the Model Village" is seriously underrated... As is Angel's mishearing "Decapitated" as "Decaffinated".

[@WoofDawgmann]

Oh, I always assumed Danny was the one who called him and actually said "decaffeinated".

[@nothingofhell]

The big cop in a small town one has been living in my head every day ever since the first time I've seen this movie. It's been my bio on many platforms, the delivery is simply impeccable

[@Gonzie6]

“Can you tell the inspector I’ve arrived?” “Nuw” “Why not?” “He’s not in yet!”

[@TheEternalOuroboros]

3:19 OMG i never realised he said "Judge JUDY and Executioner" here hahahaha

[@jamesramplin8124]

Every line in this movie is perfection

[@lukeskywalker2913]

"The greater goo- shut it!" Is a seriously underated line

[@NerosGamingHole]

The greater good

[@lukeskywalker2913]

@@NerosGamingHole shut it

[@Donald43]

The greater good.

[@stilltrash]

*The Greater Good*

[@milanklaui5158]

"Don't worry Andy, it's just bolognese!"

[@msims1250]

One of my faves!

[@paagalmurali3158]

How did "Two blokes and a fuckload of cutlery" not make the cut.?. It's one of the most iconic lines of the whole movie

[@josephwood8274]

and "yeh, I was extremely shocked when I looked at my watch, and discovered I should be in the pub"

[@himaro101]

@@josephwood8274 and "Shame"

[@FoggyPigeon]

"Oh yeah, cause we all sell apples round here, don't we?" "Your dad sells apples, Andy." "And raspberries."

[@KindredBrujah]

Crusty jugglers. [chorus] Crusty jugglers!

[@NorthallertonMackem]

Its only bolognaise!!

[@KindredBrujah]

My favourite scene is the one where they go to the farmer and bring the K9 unit along and Simon Pegg's character doesn't understand why they need a dog and Nick Frost's explains it's not the dog they need, then they get the human K9 person to translate the farmer and then Nick Frost translates him so Simon Pegg can understand it, then he keeps translating even when it's obvious what's going on. It's comedy genius.

[@deeznoots6241]

“What do you mean by ‘this one’” followed up with the reveal of a massive stash of weaponry is just hilarious

[@KindredBrujah]

@@deeznoots6241 Have you seen the film?

[@deeznoots6241]

@@KindredBrujah yes, several times

[@badabing8884]

And when they introduce Rex and he woofs. 🐶

[@KindredBrujah]

@@deeznoots6241 Yep, Completely missed the quotation marks on that. Thought you were asking me what I meant.

[@RandolphTheWhite1]

There's a limitless amount of clever subtle jokes in this movie. Even the, "nobody tells me nothing", guy is a perfect twin of the other well groomed version of him at the front desk

[@---nu4ed]

And the books they read are a part of the joke, written by the same author with two slightly different pen names for different genres.

[@christianalmli9085]

When I found out the Yarp guy was the Hound from GoT while rewatching this masterpiece it utterly blew me away.

[@christopherbowers7236]

Timothy Dalton is so fucking perfect in this, Just over the top enough as a moustache twirling villain to make it work,

[@L_U-K_E]

Edgar Wright is such an underrated director.

[@polreamonn]

His best work is with Frost and Pegg.

[@nordicgaming2572]

Not sure how I feel about his recent movie but yeah, Cornetto is pure gold! Even The Worlds end, which I may be a little biased towards.

[@stephenofireland]

UnDeRrAtEd

[@jamesramplin8124]

​@@nordicgaming2572I think his later movies get better the more you watch them. The World's End is probably my favourite

[@joshhunter6928]

Best comedy ever made. And honestly just one of my favourite movies in general

[@iplayzthegames6968]

15 years later and the only thing that dates this film is the police cars and and the cornettos only costing £1

[@timeluster]

The 05/06 Bristol Rovers shirt and '2006' is written in many places too, but certainly nothing than degrades the film in any way. They chose the older Astra police car there, because it represents rural policing being behind Met policing, and shows a bigger contrast for when they upgrade to the Subaru at the end.

[@thelonesculler]

And the existence of Somerfield

[@esnevip]

They don't sell cornettos here anymore :(

[@jameseden740]

And the amount of pints they get for the £20

[@johannesbragelmann6629]

Also: A boy "born" in 69 turns out to be 37...

[@RayneHellfire]

Probably my favorite scene. “You’ve got a mustache”

[@praTan771]

I know with a Snark.

[@goatsplitter]

"he's not judge judy and executioner" my favorite line. That and Danny saying "Shame" when loading the shotgun. quote those all the time.

[@cluckbent6466]

I'm a slasher I must be stopped. I'm a slasher. A slasher of prices.

[@TucoBenedicto]

My discounts are CRIMINAL.

[@CX103]

Catch me later!

[@maximillianford9301]

I run the local supermarche

[@forman208]

The part where he speaks with the 3 officers when he learns he's getting transferred just might be the funniest scene in the movie, I wish you had included more of that.

[@Agrivandal]

how’s the hand?

[@we_heart_ice_land8354]

@@Agrivandalstill a bit stiff.

[@deeznoots6241]

“Just wait till the whole station hears of this” followed by the reveal of the entire station merrily throwing a leaving party for him

[@maximillianford9301]

I love the absurdity of each of Steve Coogan and Bill Nighy just appearing at the door. To get the inspector 'all the way down here,' Steve Coogan just has to call out the guy's name and he appears. Brilliant

[@Michaelthekiwi]

3:44 - Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Oscar winner, BAFTA winner, Emmy Winner, AND three time Golden Globe winner Olivia Colman delivering one of the funniest lines ever committed to film.

[@himaro101]

There are some serious acting chops within the cornetto trilogy.

[@spodoinklehorse]

Wut

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

Sick of the bloody sight of her. Better actors in hot fuzz as well

[@user-zp4ge3yp2o]

And she just hit Dr Liz Asher in the face with a wet floor sign

[@CX103]

It’s the “squeeeeee” of the girl sliding across the floor for me. 😂

[@Laura_Norda]

I find myself saying "A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD" on a regular basis 😂 Also "misterr skinneeerrrrrrrrrr" as I somehow come across that name very often 😆

[@Bloodrayne800]

Olivia Colemans character is the best in this film "nowt like a bit of girl on girl"

[@LordSpleach]

Imagine if she said that whilst playing Queen Elizabeth II

[@Bloodrayne800]

@@LordSpleach haha yea

[@fantastic1921]

@@LordSpleach you mean Sophie Chapman.

[@random99999]

@@fantastic1921 you mean Harriet Schulenburg

[@Bloodrayne800]

@@Delowist yarp

[@Yogurtcups]

Should’ve extended some of these clips to include “pipe down big ‘un” and “i don’t know nothing about no skellingtons” also love when danny’s driving/shooting and saying “bang bang!”

[@FatNorthernBigot]

The entire film could be in this video.

[@kodiakdunsworth]

My favorite line is, “Back off! Or the ginger nuts gets it!”

[@Irish381]

I was just gonna say that!

[@londongirl2768]

“Narp?” Is a daily phrase in my family

[@jamesramplin8124]

Your mum and your sister?

[@51WCDodge]

You forgot the classic 'F-- Off Grasshopper'.

[@Ethan-Entah]

3:18 only just noticed Danny replies Judge Judy 😂

[@sean_43]

Such a funny film. Absolutely brilliant. Work in a call centre. We had a team briefing. Our manager was standing in front of us all telling us about some unpopular but necessary changes. He then came out with it. Yes, it was all for... the greater good, he said. My best mate was sitting next to me and a few other lads sitting in front of us all joined in. We couldn't resist as about six people together hummed "the greater good". Even the manager must have been a fan because he started bursting laughing at it.

[@th3g00se]

I love how almost every joke in this movie is a set up to another joke later on.

[@pato6738]

The Aaron A. Aaronson is perfect for me lmao

[@MrDeuchars]

HES NOT JUDGE JUDY AND EXECUTIONER! 🤣🤣

[@cnote2458]

I don’t know why but the moustache scene always gets me just as good as the first time I saw it.

[@chuckyboy6977]

I love the huge amount of homages to other films in Hot Fuzz from the Crocodile Dundee tin can throw at an escaping thief to my personal favourite, the final swan attack in the police car which is straight shot for shot recreation from Jim Cameron’s Aliens, where the female drop ship pilot meets her bloody end from a Xenomorph attack.

[@smashtoad]

One of the greatest comedies ever made. I feel for those who don't get it. They are among us.

[@aserta]

Action comedy.

[@MistyUnicorn666]

Classic comedy! I loved this movie. But my favourite quote is: Danny: “What was it like being stabbed?” Angel: “It was the single most painful experience of my entire life.” Danny: “What was the second most painful?” 😂

[@taufanadikurniawan7170]

Thank you for your work, I believe you doing it all for the greater good 🙏

[@Depep4729]

The Greater Good

[@jeremytessier5316]

The greater good.. the greater good.. 🧙

[@bothgunsblazin]

The greater good.

[@H_WLL]

The greater good

[@GomerCranjis]

The greater good

[@edcurl4740]

"What's the situation" "Two blokes and a f**kload of cutlery" "This really hurts" Timothy Dalton at the end. Also love the "crusty jugglers" variation of the "greater good" repetition

[@MrSpannners]

This whole movie lives rent free in my head. Favourite movie alongside Spaceballs

[@polagacor285]

You’re literally me. Cheers from Hungary!

[@ParanoidYoshi]

Some of the finest mustache acting in cinema.

[@michaeljamespitt8728]

A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD

[@Will140f]

In the top 10 greatest line deliveries of all time

[@JB-vv1xc]

This movie has some of the cleverest (if that’s even a word) writing ever put in film. Everything has meaning not a line of dialogue wasted or throw away

[@thomaslucignano5188]

Whenever I see her on television, I still think, “He’s not ‘Judge Judy, an executioner!’”

[@HardReset_YT]

Absolute perfection. Not a wasted moment of screen time.

[@elgar104]

Simply the funniest movie since ......well.... life of Brian. Genius. Not a slack moment.

[@costaliberta5969]

well, shawn is even funnier

[@malahammer]

The Life of Brian Airplane Blazing Saddles Napoleon Dynamite To name a few....but Hot Fuzz is there also.

[@alecross5255]

Michael's "Yarp" 🤣 can't believe it's The Hound from GOT

[@TheRealKaiProton]

I love that "everyone and their mums are packing around here" at first because of the "Farmers" and "Farmers Mums" but also because that happens later on in movie, but my absolute favourite is "youve got a moustache"

[@NickTidder-nf3fb]

I've watched this so many times but didn't realise until today that Nick Frost days "...Judge Judy executioner..."😅

[@taleoftwowolves74]

You want me to get the chief inspector all the way down here? Alright *ominously reaches for phone*........KENNETH Hello Nicholas, how's the hand

[@0142Jason]

This is kind of a sweet story. Person is fired from their dream job for been to good. Gets another job, discovers to love it more, old bosses come creeping back and he gets to tell them where to shove it.

[@lawrencium2626]

and not a love interest in sight, just a pure, single story, filled with set up / knock downs, where absolutely nothing is wasted. Solid Gold.

[@jamesramplin8124]

​@@lawrencium2626Are you forgetting Danny?

[@lawrencium2626]

@@jamesramplin8124 fair enough ^_^

[@KindredBrujah]

@@lawrencium2626 Definitely a bromance, but I take your point.

[@Mirrorgirl492]

"A great big bushy beard." I love the delivery of that line.

[@yakobsoulstorm5187]

One thing I really love about Danny's repetitions is that they're always genuinely appropriate. It shows that he's not a bumbling idiot, he's just been completely sheltered and doesn't know how to properly act, but is both able and willing to learn from Angel.

[@thomasyates3078]

I grew up in the West Country, but haven't lived there for decades. For some reason all the Worzel accents in these clips are making me laugh. I need to reconnect with my childhood accent, but no one understands me if I switch to pure Worzel.

[@DoubleOSeven007]

“Nothing like a bit of girl on girl” 😆 Classic!

[@MasseyKY]

All of these. GOLD.

[@Frosty4427]

Every line in this film is so quotable

[@Power_Prawnstar]

The best moment ever in screen comedy, ever, ever, is when the andies throw the bin at Danny's head, and he just brushes it off 😂😂😂😂😂

[@superwhizz114]

Should have just posted the whole movie

[@trumpsdailytruthsmakelibsc6952]

Murrrder Murrrder Murrrder is a close 2nd in my mind but I have an OCD tendency towards Martin freemans cop character when he responds in a high pitch condescending ' Nnnoooooooooooo!'

[@taleoftwowolves74]

Hello Nicholas. How's the hand?

[@modernspacegamer3273]

@@taleoftwowolves74 still a bit stiff

[@doodledevore7745]

@@modernspacegamer3273 Hello, Nicholas, how's the hand.

[@modernspacegamer3273]

@@doodledevore7745 still a bit stiff

[@jamesramplin8124]

​@@modernspacegamer3273Hello Nicholas, how's the hand?

[@beatlemaniac]

"Did you find anything?" "Yeah. I was extremely shocked when I looked at my watch and discovered that I should be at the pub!"

[@stephenjohnson5985]

But he got shorts on. It's just the one Swan actually. Peter Ian staker. So many more to choose from.

[@deeznoots6241]

P I Staker? Pisstaker. COME ON!

[@CALISUPERSPORT]

OooOOhhHh....and how did you establish thaaaat?" 😂😂😂

[@cory4620]

More laughs per minute than any film n history!

[@thewheatness]

"Supercop...meet the cop...that can't be stopped"

[@davidking5838]

"He's not judge Judy and executioner"

[@nicktroisi6347]

“You’ve got a moustache” “Yeah, I know” 😂😂😂😂😂 I find it scary that I know these quotes off by heart

[@ZacThaBarber]

“He is not judge Judy and executioner” 😂

[@josephsalmonte4995]

That was The Hound!!! "Yarp" 😂

[@elliot2331]

Favourite film, could probably recite the whole thing.

[@Dena755]

He is not judge Judy and executionor

[@Rydonattelo]

What a cast.

[@minigrande1939]

I actually come from the Cotswolds where this film is based and filmed

[@SledTillDead]

Nope was filmed in Somerset and is clearly based on West Country

[@coreyskuse9387]

The Cotswolds are part of the West Country. In Gloucester to be precise. This film is predominantly filmed in Somerset (City of Wells to be precise) but it’s supposed to be set in Gloucester (as you can see by the town welcome sign at the beginning of the movie during the travel montage). So yeah, it’s Cotswolds. Source: Am from Wiltshire and love this movie. Edit: it appears I am wrong about Gloucester being on the town sign, but my memory told me it was. So I apologise.

[@NickwBush]

@@SledTillDead based on Gloucestershire in the cotswolds

[@Grim528]

“What’s wrong? You have brainfreeze?” “No…I’ve got brainWAVE”

[@skar5541]

Great film, awesome Cast.

[@hafeeez87]

That "greater good" running gag is too funny for me

[@gameking4984]

“You’re a doctor deal with it”!

[@yawn1887]

You missed the best 3:52 that I use at my workplace all the time. " frankly Nicolas your makeing us look bad"

[@modernspacegamer3273]

Leslie Tiller tripped and fell on her own shears

[@leonhardeuler675]

Every time Dorries has a line in this film I think to myself "That's Oscar winning actress Olivia Coleman". 🤣🤣🤣

[@kevinc8955]

It’s not a quote but him taking the police officers written exam and checking C for every multiple choice lives rent free. I can’t look at a scantron without thinking of doing it.

[@edmundthejedi]

"I couldn't see his face before, could I? I'm not made of eyes..."

[@FoggyPigeon]

AAAAAHHHHHHH ANDY!!! It's alright, Andy! It's just bolognese!

[@DavesPlace99]

Forgot King Viserys was in this haha

[@luizasabbaga592]

Nicholas little “idea” is another one for me

[@TheSlowPianist]

Ergh, the Fridge Magnate...

[@mrmaimott7844]

missing the "I don't know what to say." "Yes?" "Yes, thank you?"

[@taleoftwowolves74]

You want me to get the chief inspector down here?

[@ukoutdoors3022]

- How are we going to get down there? - Skip.

[@elliskenyon2254]

Best film ever

[@yawn1887]

You missed the best qoute that I use at my workplace all the time. " frankly Nicolas your make us look bad"

[@Chiknlitl]

Kills me everytime he corrects Danny on the official vocab guidelines.

[@steve-p434]

No "crusty jugglers" 😀