House Cures Niceness | House M.D.

Is he Canadian?
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From Season 4 Episode 13 ''No More Mr. Nice Guy'': House encounters a patient who is too nice for his own good, which is a bigger problem than his emergency room diagnosis; and House competes with Amber for Wilson's attention.
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[@sillykyle17]

"Is he Canadian?" "He's low priority" "Is that a yes?"

[@わたるりんch]

Thank you for the very useful insight and commentary on the joke of the literal first minute of this clip.

[@tiananesbitt7156]

And close to pranking them!😂

[@hugegamer5988]

I’m sorry for this comment.

[@Victoria-_]

😂😂

[@rebusd]

If he is, definitely neither Toronto nor Calgary

[@Kimlovecrona]

”House Cures Niceness” is the most House title ever

[@JohnStrain-eu6eu]

Absolutly sheer House

[@peacock]

that's just House's everyday job

[@blacktimhoward4322]

Man: I no longer like ketchup Woman: We're not gonna make it

[@redflame300]

"Wonder what else I don't like"

[@kelleygreengrass]

I hate ketchup yuck

[@monkeythief5]

It’s because she realized House was right. She may not know who he actually is now.

[@PokeMageTech]

@@kelleygreengrass Psycho.

[@algomez8563]

Her partying on weekends with other guys.

[@misanthropos6211]

If I could choose one episode of House where they did a follow-up episode to see what happened to the patient, it would be this one. Love to see if he stayed a saint or became a jerk.

[@sleepy1697]

Or some middle ground. I'd love for her to be seen adjusting to him being an ordinary level of emotional response. Sometimes upset sometimes happy, a normal balance. Something she is absolutely not used to but has to come to terms with. Could even tie it up by her going to House to figure out if it's normal only for him to notice a symptom she has. The couple has a big fight then he says something like, "I don't care what happens to you, you were always there for me, and I'll always be there for you." Show that even an average person can be a saint when it's needed.

[@lizacoates6837]

​@@sleepy1697 this is a major very specific projection because we simply don't know and thankfully will never know.

[@stevedambro5709]

I'd like to see what happened with Jack and his siblings. (Whac-a-mole) Like Foreman wanted to believe Jack would take them back - I think the same thing.

[@teslainvestah5003]

habit is huge, and hard to change. Just the practice he's had of being nice should greatly affect how he behaves.

[@sleepy1697]

@@lizacoates6837 Why is it thankful to get fewer episodes? Do you hate the show that much?

[@sebastianaltamirano4991]

i liked when kutner had the theory that extreme jerkyness exist hence extreme niceness can also exist, just to call house a jerk and play his game of human evolution

[@RvEijndhoven]

Of course, while it's funny, Kutner does kinda make House's point for him: House isn't simply a massive jerk because he is just naturally that way. We know from what little background we have on him that he was always an insufferable know-it-all who thought he knew best, but he wasn't a complete jerk. Until his issues with his leg and the constant pain.

[@MichaelBrown-wx6zq]

Existence of extreme jerkness being effective to reproduce doesn't necessarily imply extreme niceness. Thats like saying extremely strong people have an advantage so extremely weak people must have one to. Not theoretical advantages, actual ones that lead to outcompetition.

[@sebastianaltamirano4991]

@@MichaelBrown-wx6zq no, bc in difference to strenght and weakness, niceness isnt better or worse than jerkness (unless you are quoting the ep but i dont remember it weel enough)

[@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180]

​@@MichaelBrown-wx6zq niceness cna be advantageous, weakness can't. Niceness can get you a girl, friends, help when in need and such; humans are gregarious and we don't live in complete isolation having to fend for ourselves.

[@dariusdareme]

@@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 Not sure what planet you're from, being nice never got anyone a girl. That's why they say "Nice guys finish last". Also why there are so many videos/theories about needing to be a jerk to be successful. (steve jobs, tarantino, james cameron etc.) Also there's a book on dating - "be the jerk that women love". There is no book called "Be the nice guy that women love". Also, on the show, Taub makes a point of this utility: "Give me 5 dollars. Kutner gives it to him. - See? Being selfish benefits me."

[@195516Z]

Can you imagine if there was an actual, real place in this country where several doctors simultaneously stand around you to discuss and analyze your symptoms and possible cure in a well-lit, spacious room? What a fantasy!

[@dars5229]

It's called being rich.

[@GibbDibb]

House has a special diagnostics department which is something that doesn't exist in most hospital He takes cases that others cannot solve He doesn't have to handle a bunch of cases at the same time

[@snewsh]

@@dars5229 There was that homeless guy they treated...who ended up being a cannable serial killer...

[@195516Z]

@@GibbDibb Thanks for the clarification. That makes sense. I've never seen the show before.

[@Bezabella21]

@@snewsh yeah that episode seemed so unrealistic

[@peaceful7610]

God i missed kutner, he was so clever and played house's game to perfection

[@mangaranwow2543]

Scenes like this makes sense why House didn't want to accept that Kutner outted himself. He was a brilliant doctor and House admired that.

[@halicritters9478]

Kutner didn't miss. That's why he died.

[@peaceful7610]

@@halicritters9478 Boooooooooooooooo 10/10

[@thecianinator]

​@@mangaranwow2543I mean I don't accept it either because the only reason he killed himself was the actor took a different role and they had to write him out of the show

[@TheAluvisify]

@@mangaranwow2543 Honestly, Kutner's death is probably the worst character write-off that I've seen in a show. I don't know why they couldn't just write him off in a way where he just went to work at another hospital. It may be cliche, but it's more believable than what was written.

[@A_Dopamine_Molecule]

"Who do yo think we are, 21st Century America?" I will never stop loving this show...

[@michelvanderlinden8363]

House: "He's happy..." Also House: "And I'm taking this personally"

[@savannahhague4989]

How is joy a problem? Shouldn’t it be spread?

[@globurim]

​@@savannahhague4989house already explained. Being too nice can kill you. Imagine you meet a bear and you give it a hug because youre too nice, you die.

[@TheFinalIllusion]

People nit pick that the plot lines of the show is predictable. Beyond the point of the show. The dialogue throughout is nothing short of dense, concise, as absolutely hilarious. Brilliant. GOAT

[@borstenpinsel]

Yeah imagine the opposite. Patient comes in, is nice. House notices, doesn't care. Show ends. Just 45minutes of patients waiting to be treated by the genius doctor but it doesn't happen - just to have an unpredictable plot... who'd enjoy that

[@varnix1006]

People that don't enjoy this show probably won't like Detective Columbo, or Sherlock Holmes. People don't come for the plot, they come for the puzzle.

[@tjjordan4207]

I mean, a show that runs for 22 episodes per season (except for S4) is going to be predictable with its plot lines. One would think people who criticize a show for that would know that before watching it.

[@pibble9207]

⁠​⁠@@tjjordan4207ehh. The Sopranos did a pretty good job and ran for a respectable 6 seasons with 13 long episodes, the final season having 21 episodes

[@BenEver-n4q]

"But she's loved me, she's always loved me." I hate how much that touches me.

[@MyWitsEnd.]

1:03 My grandma has MS and it is literally impossible for her to get mad. She will get sad on the occasion and has a lot of anxiety over her grandchildren’s wellbeing but never once has she ever been angry. It is odd how a disease can cause this

[@tjjordan4207]

Wouldn't humanity be better off if the ability to get angry was taken away? It would solve a lot of problems. In fact, one could argue that emotions in general can be our greatest weakness and cause of so many problems.

[@BonkHazard]

@@tjjordan4207 That depends on how far that's taken. Emotions in general are responsible for a great deal of our behaviour, desires, motivations, ambitions and so on. It's easy to say emotions cause problems and should be removed, but that's because we can't imagine the alternative, because no one has lived it. For example, remove anger and you remove discomfort, remove discomfort and out goes the motivation to fix the small problems inconveniencing us, after a while small problems become big problems and we will still do nothing about it, because it no longer affects us emotionally. While our emotions make us do stupid things sometimes, they also encourage us to act, be they negative emotions like anger and grief or positive ones like excitement and relaxation, so the important thing is not to eliminate emotions, but rather to temper the actions they inspire with wisdom both inherited and discovered.

[@globurim]

​@@tjjordan4207I think anger can be used to release all built up stress in the mind. Maybe without it, the stress would be redirected to sadness or something else but who knows.

[@funonthebun7662]

It’s Peter Griffin/Gabe Newell

[@dars5229]

"You think that's bad? Remember the time I made Half Life 3 out of bacon for Linda Ronstadt?"

[@richtv1]

I was thinking, if John Goodman had a brother...

[@ZaynneThaWook]

Peter when he ate all those hamburgers

[@oz_jones]

Gaber Neffin

[@shamusbob7969]

@@richtv1 Total John Goodman face.

[@fundomk1]

"Taub and 31" "31...?" ".. oh I'm sorry I thought either way was good with you" *sneezed the water I was drinking off my nose*

[@johnsmith-jq1uc]

god i hate it when that happens

[@arfr3567]

not getting the joke, can u help?

[@azimtv7419]

​@@arfr3567House is implying she's bisexual

[@TheKnightDrag0n]

@@arfr3567 13 is bisexual.

[@HowToKillAliens]

@@TheKnightDrag0n can you elaborate more?It just made it more confusing

[@DrJamesWilsonMD]

I too am in this comment section

[@SGTMasterBean]

MORE MOUSE BITES

[@DrJamesWilsonMD]

@@SGTMasterBean no that is unethical and illegal, cuddy will forbid it. Have you tried stupid drug?

[@SGTMasterBean]

@@DrJamesWilsonMD don’t care

[@Marko-sy7fn]

@@SGTMasterBean This vexes me.

[@DrJamesWilsonMD]

@@SGTMasterBean let me consult with my new ologist. Dr four men says the brain reacts well to stupid drug. Give the patient 5 milligrams and a bed time story

[@thewiseguy6750]

If every patient was like that, medicine would be so much more rewarding

[@jayknight1099]

If every doctor was like that far less people would die.

[@PokeMageTech]

@@jayknight1099 …fewer. Please, come on.

[@thewiseguy6750]

@@jayknight1099 if House was your doctor you would whine and complain about how he hurt your feelings 😇

[@Me-ui1zy]

​@@jayknight1099 Pretty sure if every doctor was like house far more people would die lmao

[@PokeMageTech]

@@sassenspeyghel4155 …thank you? But in seriousness: people are quantifiable. Water and sand-by-volume are not. (Sand, salt, sugar, etc. are technically quantifiable as granules/whatever macro-scale label of particles. Anything is theoretically quantifiable by particle count, i.e. water molecules, but practically they aren’t, and furthermore, “volume of water” and “number of water molecules” are essentially distinct topics of discussion.) Basically: if you can reasonably measure it by count, or are otherwise measuring it by count (whether it’s necessary because it’s a collection of individuals - human or otherwise - or it’s unreasonable to be doing so but you are), it’s “fewer”. If it’s unquantifiable, measured by volume, or measured by weight/mass, it’s “less”. “There are fewer particles of sand in this cup than this one.” “There is less sand in this cup than this one.”

[@dylantennant6594]

“Is he Canadian?” “He’s a low priority” Is that a yes?” As a Canadian, this fucking hilarious.

[@KeithElliott-zd8cx]

"go back to your own country... It's got WAY better healthcare and isn't ran by the mob. Even if you have to buy two first class tickets, there and back, still cheaper"

[@Atom-Phyr]

"He's, just, happy." "I've got to stop this before it spreads." House 101 😅

[@joojr2779]

THE BEST PART OF THE EPISODE WAS CUT OUT!!!! YOU MOVED MY BOOK

[@redflame300]

"Wonder what else I don't like"

[@Jonyclik]

no more mr. nice guy

[@redflame300]

"Wonder what else I don't like"

[@THESLEEPYMAN]

No more mr clean

[@dustindubbo2892]

Whoever thought of that 31 and either way was good joke in the writers room, I hope they got a raise lmao.

[@pykor9386]

Anthony actually lost his job for that one. Poor show.

[@ManifestingShrink]

@@pykor9386really?

[@pykor9386]

@@ManifestingShrink Truly.

[@stephenb2312]

They cut the earlier part where Cuddy was looking for him all over the hospital except for the place where he wants him to work, why he's there chillin in the ER, lmao genius.

[@micaeltafari5401]

Did he try the medicine drug ?

[@mikurusagawa6897]

No, medicine drug would kill him

[@musclebro144]

Only idiots would try the medicine drug

[@Daniel-ot4jg]

I gave him stupid drug

[@GeezSus]

I tRiEd ThE sTuPid dRUg!!

[@bigfella627]

He needs mouse bites

[@followerofthechurchofsumi3868]

tbf being too mean is just as evolutionary disadvantageous

[@antithoughtpolice7497]

Not necessarily. Depends on the species. Sheep survive if they have enough wool to fend off bites, and if animals are too mean, they lose the pack. Be too naive, you get taken advantage of and/or die.

[@pinklemon-m5v]

@@antithoughtpolice7497isnt that what the OP said?

[@DanielLCarrier]

Isn't that what they were saying? It's a bell curve, and if House can be too much of a jerk, someone else can be too nice.

[@thepalelibrarian]

Indeed. Humans are a social species. If you're too insufferable, you'll get shunned, and suffer for it. The brain really really doesn't like not getting to socialize with other humans. Ostracization and isolation are painful, to punish that kind of behavior, in the same way positive social experiences feel rewarding to promote collaboration.

[@jakeCM90]

True. That's why autocrats/dictator pretend to be nice and use propaganda because they know it's unsustainable to be shitty to your people without facing any consequences.

[@afortin251]

The "Is he Canadian" part made me laugh. Oh to be a Canadian! We're just too nice.

[@gab-ni8mt]

he’s just a chill guy

[@kovulion7777]

Guy looks like he's ready to Positively can do All the things that make us Laugh and cry

[@shalzer7916]

House Post. I wake.

[@fleetwoodmerda]

if my wife was that gorgeous I would be unwavering too

[@NAIF-vq8iw]

if your married thank the lord for what you have , i dont have the finance to start a family

[@fleetwoodmerda]

@@NAIF-vq8iw I’m not married, just complimenting the actress. Best wishes for you man, hope you can get stability to start your family

[@NAIF-vq8iw]

@@fleetwoodmerda thank you brother

[@shobley]

When did a Doctor ever check out a home for toxins? They can barely see me in the office. :)

[@RealJDGaming]

The way House looked at Kutner like he know the jerk comment was directed at him 😂😂😂

[@devibezshow]

“Is he Canadian?” is CRAZY

[@vincelemaire]

I can confirm: being too nice is a disease. I found a cure: being fed up. The sooner the better.

[@max16]

The fact she looked down and away when he said he wanted to find other things he did not like says volumes. Run dude. ;p

[@dogstacked]

@@cathhl2440 it means it implies he doesn't like her anymore think its obvious

[@hafirenggayuda]

Eh, it's more like she realizes her hubby no longer "nice"

[@WolfRamAndHart]

I think it's fine. She didn't want to believe there was a medical reason. That's why she reacted. Most likely, he's still one of the nicest people, just not 100% agreeable.

[@adrian-1923-fzr]

that girl walks like a ghost from Supernatural 7:05

[@GoatMan2]

They cured Peter Griffin.

[@seancarter51]

1:16 what if we are looking at the flu and decent parenting 💀🤣 Man Thirteen really knows house’s humour

[@Savagery21]

"I got to stop this before it spreads." And House's villain arc begins.

[@TamiJoeris-ge5dg]

ROTFL!!!! I've got to stop this before it spreads. 😂😂😂😂

[@findaxelfoley8106]

Its Saturday and your watching House MD

[@morph261]

can confirm

[@Blitzkrieg-05]

Glad you noticed

[@Kronosfall91]

Huh

[@FuckYoutube-wf1wh]

Nø

[@THESLEEPYMAN]

You're

[@erizosfunstuff1836]

Patient: being nice House: and I took that personally

[@GoldballIndustries]

the malice of "I've gotta stop this before it spreads."

[@Catstronautgirl]

1:10 House sounded like a dad 😂

[@dogstacked]

I don't see anyone mentioning it or I just see confusion, but I'm 99% certain that when he says "I wonder what else I don't like" while staring at her, implies he will divorce her

[@heyman_niceshot865]

I don't think that's what he was referring to. He's just focusing on what's right in front of him. But that's exactly what she started wondering. She followed that question to its logical conclusion and became worried.

[@cane6074]

The most Midwestern guy I've ever seen!

[@smoutezot]

Gets a stroke....'doctors' putting a flashlight in his eyes XDDDD

[@thetruther954]

I read about a guy with the “happiness gene”. It’s a real thing. He was worried because his small son got it too. The rest of the world is worried about nuclear war and famine and death from desease and he sits on the couch grinning “like an idiot” day after day. He thought it a curse.

[@dbassir87]

Kumar is a good doctor

[@invisiblekincajou]

was

[@oz_jones]

​@@invisiblekincajou thanks Obama

[@invisiblekincajou]

@@oz_jones thanks, but no thanks :)

[@Grim_Fate]

"I AM A SURGEON HAROLD I AM A SURGEON"

[@pinklemon-m5v]

“For life to have evolved without an intelligent creator.” 😂😂😂

[@The_Alpha_E]

2:04 house caught a stray ..

[@Siberfangss]

House gave her a preview of what her husbands' condition was going to revert to when he said "I don't care."

[@safwankhalid7278]

Man House's sarcastic humour is the best I miss this show

[@jax467]

“I have to stop this before it spreads” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@peteramaranth85]

That look on her face at the end, you know she's hopping it's not her

[@rwwilson21]

I love Cameron's look on her face when he calls his team 0:54. 'WTF House!"

[@melonbar1042]

House looks good in all black

[@regretfullchief8866]

He's nice? Better quarantine him then

[@Osiris-.-exe]

Always loved this show.

[@MK-lh3xd]

The stereotype that Canadians are nice is wrong. I speak from experience.

[@LuukvdHoogen]

if it wasn't wrong it wouldn't be a stereotype eh?

[@MK-lh3xd]

@@LuukvdHoogen no. Stereotypes are generally true, with a few individual exceptions.

[@LuukvdHoogen]

@@MK-lh3xd They don't have to wrong I accept. But 'generally true' should be 'generally full of prejudice and comedy'. Otherwise all french should be wearing mime outfits and all Dutch should be wearing clogs.

[@halicritters9478]

Canadians are polite. They aren't kinder or more good than Americans. Canadian culture is infested with a general polite veneer. Even being mean is done in a polite way.

[@chantellylace4174]

​@@halicritters9478not nice, it's in a deceptive, sarcastic way.

[@USMC49er]

He got hit with the Flanders virus.

[@Jartious]

LMAO

[@Nebulister]

i already know doctor mike would be screaming about how unrealistic this episode is 🤣

[@AutumnOnFire]

Only now am I realizing that's John Goodman. Edit: It is in fact not John Goodman, it is a man named Paul Rae.

[@Terminator879x11]

Nah it’s not. I see the resemblance, but Goodman’s pitch is deeper, and I think he might be taller.

[@AutumnOnFire]

@@Terminator879x11 I have looked back and you're right. I have made the edit.

[@nanashi1173]

That's embarrassing

[@seanwebb605]

@@Terminator879x11 It turned out that Roseanne was the problem all along.

[@bald_ai_dev]

31... What a genius joke🤣🤣🤣

[@dhimankakati6991]

Hugh Laurie does have a hint of the RP accent if one listens carefully.

[@iRazenrak]

There's a disease that makes you a great singer?

[@MizumD]

Kinda, Williams syndrome. One of the traits of it is perfect pitch. Check out videos of it, it a wild genetic disease.

[@seanwebb605]

Celiac Dionism.

[@JoelRyanQuinn]

I've forgotten, was House's crack about 13 being 31 was because he recently learned she was bisexual and could therefore "go either way"?

[@seanwebb605]

Yet he couldn't work in a 69 joke.

[@ModMonitor]

I had a stroke but my face was fine

[@emmiii-ir3qe]

13 is my second favorite character but I can't even remember her actual name in the show 😂

[@dhopper598]

remy hadley

[@Sniperboy5551]

“I thought either way was good for you” 💀

[@Another_Aussie]

Ironically, he was jovial about not liking something. Maybe there actually is a genuinely nice person in there?

[@Salty_Berserker]

He had the Ned Flanders Treatment

[@100bulletsmiranda9]

i have belief that wii can just boil this gatorade in here.

[@pinklemon-m5v]

“Im not worried”

[@tropics8407]

Oooohhhhh. They cured the niceness 😬

[@mavetyan]

... six months later they divorced.

[@GizmoBeach]

This is one of the few House episodes I just don’t look forward to seeing, for some reason. Don’t know what episodes were scuttled because of the Writer’s Strike, but this one seemed like a plug-in for something a lot more interesting, part of a larger arc.

[@Bluew0lfie]

Would of been a good one for sure

[@srijanvalmiki2891]

Put That chess kid and this guy in a room😂😂

[@starkillerisbetterthanturt4191]

I dislike houses point here, and especially his caveman analogy. Sure, the caveman who smiles at the spear does because he was stupid, not because he was nice. The cavemen who find and share food, shelter, and water because they're nice? Who face threats together because they care for one another? They live the longest. House is a misanthrope, and he's way too smart to be out here trying to justify it

[@chadnorris8257]

All good things in moderation, as they say. Be nice and helpful, but don't let yourself be taken advantage of. Be on guard against strangers, but don't go looking for a reason to kill someone. Know when to run, but also know when to stand your ground.

[@antithoughtpolice7497]

It's not necessarily niceness, it's because community means survival. Niceness is survival.

[@finestnostalgia]

Stupid or nice it doesnt matter... that caveman had the lowest survival rate out of the 3. House's point is valid.

[@LocseryuOfficial]

House’s point is that hes *too* nice, yeah those other cavemen are nice, but the cavemen who stays dies because he was too nice just like the patient is *too* nice

[@Trebor74]

If the caveman was stupid not nice then he wouldn't have offered to make him fondue.

[@tkirchmann]

Taxes cured me of niceness.

[@cracknoir8397]

House cures every one but not his leg character script for you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@arenuzzle6282]

I aint paying for medical bill for nice ness

[@negativezero8174]

Poor Peter griffin

[@JarvisBaileyVA]

This episode vexes me

[@roamer1389]

0:01 they can't hide the symbolism anywhere can they?

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

There is something wrong with someone who's too nice. They're usually two-faced & have no problem manipulating others.

[@kalamari3288]

Or they could just be nice people.

[@Goresmog]

You are paranoid lol

[@StrawberryTurnipGerkinApple022]

Blud is actually Greg house

[@copter2000]

Bro thinks he's snarky.

[@Sniperboy5551]

Manipulative people have the outward appearance of being nice, but they aren’t actually genuine. This guy was just too genuinely nice.

[@0Aarya0]

0:37 since I'm Canadian that really offended me house to be honest I'm always kind he's not wrong-

[@danieltaom]

I can't not see this guy as the outlaw in the shack in True Grit.

[@nanashipersonne4151]

It‘s funny that he says run all these tests and the patient gets no say in the health costs. Is that normal in the US? I usually get informed how much it costs first.

[@pissmade]

Yea, it’s normal if you have insurance. The hospital talks directly with insurance, not the patient, about costs. If you don’t have insurance, you get free charity care. Again, cost doesn’t matter. So they don’t bore you with it.

[@oz_jones]

Not the point of the show, this being a crime drama masquerading as a medical drama

[@NeoDeity]

I have no enemies ahhhhhh

[@jackiefallsforyou]

4:33 Fun fact those are the last ones I heard before getting kicked out of a hospital

[@EnCounterCultureMedia]

😂 jail

[@bigbadbill0071]

Wasnt there another patient like this later on??

[@lunarro7]

are you thinking about Season 5 Episode 13 Big Baby where the teacher had patent ductus arteriosus and had to do awake brain surgery while getting annoyed by Cuddy's baby

[@lunarro7]

stress would cause her to relax instead

[@robertwoodruff8491]

What I dont understand is why he is in the hospital to begin with. "There is no symptoms." Why is he there to begin with? You dont go to the hospital for niceness.

[@mattfirth987]

I use to think this was john goodmans brother

[@moocow323]

Was this reuploaded?

[@ParadigmZwei]

Is it bad that I find House increasingly relatable over time?

[@seanwebb605]

My spirit animal jumps between Ralph Wiggum, Gregory House and Kermit The Frog.

[@samb8996]

The wife is gorgeous

[@seanwebb605]

I wouldn't go that far. But it appears she is willing to take a roll in the hay with a large dude. And I'm not nearly that big.

[@shawnreedKAG17]

Knight meet Sarcasm, meet Duelist meet Avatar 😬 How's college?

[@TheGrottoGirl]

Can someone explain to me the syphilis storyline? I'm failing to connect the dots

[@WolfRamAndHart]

I think when Syphilis, an STD was on the board, then the team speculated House might also have it, because he was too much a jerk. (It causes brain damage, and death if untreated for years) So then House, as he does, played a "jerk" practical joke, and when Kutner secretly tested House, it came back positive. Except House "planted" the false test result, to mess with the team, and so Amber interrupted the well laid plan.

[@Karina_F_7878]

Wait, I am SO confused. Is it House who doesn't have Syphilis, or the patient who doesn't have Syphilis??? I mean, obviously the patient, but why do they keep referring to House as not having it?

[@WolfRamAndHart]

It was a practical joke, kind of a Plot B in the episode. The team secretly tested House, thinking that could explain House's personality, but House planted a false test, because he usually is a jerk.

[@osmos2017]

Don’t know why everyone $&@(‘s on House. House puts in 200% effort while everyone else stands around at turtle speed/56% energy and hating on House. I’d be scowling all day if I had no colleagues on my level either.