House M.D. [ASMR Roleplay]

[@2bdiogenes443]

Haven't watched it yet, but I'm pretty sure it's not lupus.

[@RationallySkeptical]

It was once or twice!

[@car0ndelet]

RationallySkeptical no, it’s never lupus!

[@LordFlaggy]

It could be lupus...

[@Zivilin]

@@car0ndelet except when it is. 🤣

[@denisekieffer3612]

Best comment

[@accidentallygraceful]

“Your blood sure is bloody.” Thank you for this phenomenal piece of work! Of course I could be talking about all your videos.

[@orthy853]

You know I'm shocked that this channel hasn't taken off in a much large capacity than it has... good production quality... deep calming voice...

[@LordFlaggy]

Its absolutely criminal that sailor isnt one of the top asmr channels

[@RockyLXXXVIII]

Most people don’t like a voice that rough in ASMR, personally I watch most his for entertainment or background noise if I’m studying or something. If I’m looking for tingles I’m going for Rift or Jojo

[@MoonlightCottageASMR]

You're a wonderful actor. I love the lighting and the pace of your voice. Brilliant work.

[@ur1672]

ññ😊😊

[@jeemaree8676]

That sounded like a Monty Python reference at 36:37 :D Also, the whiteboard and House's meta commentary on the show's episode structure haha Great attention to detail with the opening theme, the props and the mannerisms!

[@juliaboon9741]

I honestly followed this channel because you looked like House. I’m glad this exists now and I’m double sure.

[@NashaWriter85]

Ugh, Im such a SIMP but I wanted to come back...after a dang year and remind you....that you blew away all my expectations with this video. This video makes me smile like an excited fangirl. Thank you.

[@DarkMistofNgiht]

You even have the flame cane! Yes! Man, I miss this show. Total nostalgia vibes! On another note, you just made me feel small when it comes to getting resumes and applications as I'm now at a point of looking for another job. Not your intention, but House, himself, would TOTALLY make people feel small.

[@thomasharrington1477]

I miss this show so much and am always upset House and L&O never did a crossover ONCE.

[@mrks1050]

a comment just for the algorithm's sake, i've lost count of how many times i've watched this video already. it's truly incredible, and not something i knew i needed until it popped up in my recommended. i realized after watching a few more videos of yours that i found your channel 2 or 3 years back, but had forgotten about it til now. glad to be back!

[@LordFlaggy]

Ah, house asmr. As the legends foretold.

[@RationallySkeptical]

This is your greatest video yet. Gregory House, MD is possibly my all time favorite character in all of television. I still can't comprehend why that show was cancelled after 8 seasons and Grey's fucking Anatomy is on season 37. This is pure awesome.... although I'm not sure you used quite enough misanthropy... ;o)

[@Kai-ow9gi]

The show was canceled because as the creator pretty much said he wanted to wrap it up and if didn’t have a idea for another season then he was just going to finish it with season 8

[@FourScoreSevenYearsAgo]

37!?

[@davegsux]

@@FourScoreSevenYearsAgo either hyperbole or a typo

[@zouzou_u]

@@FourScoreSevenYearsAgo Only has 17 seasons but the 18th season is to be released in September of this year. Back on point, but I’m pretty sure Hugh Laurie was getting tired of House, MD as well and wanted to move on. Expressing that he needed a change in his acting routine.

[@SelinaCat]

Hugh Laurie also said he was having problems after years of limping

[@hannahbull]

you’re so underrated in the asmr community it’s crazy, every video you release is so polished and on point

[@DrCatherwood]

Tfw Sailor’s mock House theme is closer to “Teardrop” than whatever that bunk-ass garbage is that Prime settled on for their stream.

[@syncopatedglory]

oh no! D: edit: just hit his version, it's good o: kinda sad that of all the companies amazon didn't get the song rights lol

[@nondescriptbeing5944]

aha I would always mute/skip that intro, until one random episode actually did have teardrop and I cranked the volume.

[@skele3310]

idk, the singapore and european themes both slap too.

[@jeanne5275]

"One horrible, terrible, calamitous catastrophe at a time" is the new motto for 2020. This video is excellent. Congratulations again on the 100K, well deserved and long overdue.

[@alyserendipity]

I’VE BEEN SO EXCITED FOR THIS!!! Great way to kick off 100,000 subscribers (congratulations! 🎉)

[@indexMemories]

I like how you learn mannerisms of characters you're portraying. It's insane. 😱

[@tomgragor1130]

Ok that is a great roleplay why doesn't this get more views?

[@СоняЧеботарева-з3ъ]

I'm not even halfway through the video and I'm pretty sure this is one of the most high-quality pieces of art on this segment of this platform. your attention to every detail of acting and background setting is marvelous. imo this is your best work. on the second place I'd put your joker video, forgive me my mainstream-nity. thank you so much for your quality content. congratulations to your channel hitting 100k❤

[@sterling50]

loved the house intro remake, well done! also the Pagliacci-House allegory was a nice touch.

[@callysushi1043]

Are you freaking kidding me?? You're a chameleon, I swear. Your combo of ambient lighting, complex dialogue, the way you capture a character's idiosyncrasies and the sheer EFFORT you put into your videos is second to none. Très divertissant 😍

[@EduardoHernandez-je3hl]

Holy shit you nailed his character

[@blackysboy]

I just want to take a moment to appreciate the set. It's so well done, to the point where before I the title a thought the Thumbnail was from House. Just. Wow. Excellent work Phoenician.

[@doctorqrow3452]

You are an artist my guy. I have waited for something like this for so long from many channels. Thank you.

[@ASMRJonie]

Truly amazing and makes me feel so happy to be in a community this creative! Bravo to you, really~

[@ArianaGramsci]

You are REMARKABLE. I love your acting, the scenery, and some of your videos even bring great humor. Also, long videos! Yay! I could summarize my comment about your videos with: FLAWLESS

[@NashaWriter85]

I freakin knew you would rock this yet you still exceeded all my expectations. Well. Worth. The. Wait. Thank you, sir.

[@kaylacote5376]

I love this. If they ever do a House remake, they need to cast you. You’ve got the role down perfectly! Would love to see more of these.

[@tylers.4481]

The ambiance and props used in this video-in addition to the acting, of course-are amazing! Great job, Sailor!

[@IHazStuffs]

I'm not very far in but damn, even the way you held the cane is spot on House! Edit: oh my gosh you even have an opening - this is just too much fun!

[@notoriousgout]

This man puts so much effort in his videos, honestly surprised that they don’t get more attention

[@matty__sharpe__]

i always forgets this exists and i love the feeling of finding it

[@koibuesi]

Not all the way through yet but this is a fucking masterpiece and something to be damn proud of. 👏🏻 I was actually looking for Dr. House ASMR a few months ago and was pretty disappointed when I found nothing. So thank you very very much. This is incredibly spot on. ❤️🙏🏻 Edit: How did it get even better. What is this wizardry.

[@AAAAAMMM]

These are so good, the quality in every video is so amazing. When he posts I know I can tuck in and have a good watch right before going to bed :)

[@gaymur80]

Finally..... I have search far and wide for a video like this

[@molfairy]

It should be a crime that you don't have at least a million by now, your videos are so well put together. ;-;

[@car0ndelet]

You always manage to create wonderfully big-brained, somewhat esoteric, undoubtedly artistic ASMR. Each video is simply a visual, aural, and mental delight. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎💖

[@Vic9994546]

My favorite show with my favorite KZbin genre and you got all the props and THE BALL!!! I’m too excited

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Heh the ball is painted :)

[@Vic9994546]

@@PhoenicianSailor but the white board!!!!

[@dylanchouinard6141]

Ah, the one show that any hypochondriac would literally rather die than watching. Great work as always!

[@WuntaykTimmy1]

I'm 16 seconds In. And I can definitely day this is the single greatest piece of art to grace man kind.

[@WuntaykTimmy1]

Hi past me 🐢

[@Myoron]

One of my favorite ASMRtist and one of my favorite TV shows? Yes please. Played perfectly as always.

[@flyrodde]

Whoa! It’s been a big while! And as always! AWESOME production quality, script and acting!!

[@Rasvakill9]

I've been waiting for a House MD ASMR for years. Still can't believe it

[@sacredcottagenatalienewcombe]

This is about to become my new favorite role play. Very well done!!

[@emanuelletorres9023]

SURREAL quality and attention to details, as always. 🤍

[@steveerickson411]

Is Dr. House supposed to be high on Vicodin during this? I imagined him getting angrier during the second half because it's wearing off.

[@AlyssMa7rin]

He does not have a pain management problem, he has a pain problem.

[@angry3195]

Alyss Mathrin hes addicted but he doesn't let it control him... :)

[@AlyssMa7rin]

@@angry3195 It was a reference to the show :P He refuses to admit that he has an addiction "I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem"

[@angry3195]

Alyss Mathrin I know, he also admits he might be addicted but he "doesn't have a problem"

[@Debbie338]

We find out at some point how bad and debilitating his pain problem is. If you have high blood pressure and need drugs to treat it, are you “addicted?”

[@SirFooplesTheThird]

The mention of lost lipstick kinda makes me worried we're in *that* episode of the show

[@sheriff-scraps6003]

its 10 in mornin but I'm not waiting to watch this, gonna go right back to sleep

[@MissChloeASMR]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I know what I'll be watching this evening! A massive congraulations on the 100k! It's about bloody time, too long overdue! :)

[@dimxlights380]

I freaking love house I finished watching it while in quarantine, and once it was done I didn't know what to do anymore

[@AilithKane]

I know everyone will be gushing about how amazing this video is. You are incredibly talented, insightful and discerning. This shows up all over your KZbin content. So I just want to say thank you for creating and I appreciate what you do very much.

[@tjdw5251]

That moment something happens, something you have waited 5 years to find or see, that is a good moment.

[@leemo731]

Holy shit I had no idea this was coming, THIS IS AMAZING MY MAN!

[@ghfdt368]

Congrats on the 100k subscribers, its about time you produce some of the best ASMR content anywhere. Also one other thing ITS NOT LUPUS

[@anameiveyettoknow8252]

Love, love is a verb. Love is a doing word. Edit: So much about this was well thought out. The arrangement of the desk matches the show in so many ways being an L with the computer to his left. The cane and the ball are also almost exactly the same, if not the same, as the show. I’m sure there’s more, but I’m only a few minutes in. Edit 2: Also the white board and playing games on a hand held console. Edit 3: Lmao the music in the opening is about as spot on as possible while avoiding copyright. The House M.D. KZbin channel managed to copyright strike the audio on one of their own videos and muted it so they’d surely have come for you.

[@ASMRCreationsvideos]

Life is pain, everybody lies & if you can fake sincerity, you can fake pretty much anything. Me and my grandma would watch it at the kitchen table together, also have it on blue ray around here somewhere. Loved the guitar beats & intro you captured it well.

[@freakerster]

Oh my god, House! Yes! Isn't he pretty much a Sherlock character but with medical... I adore House... Kinda like Doctor Strange, but before he became a sorcerer, and got the Time Stone... I haven't seen all of this yet because sleep keeps interrupting you, but please tell me you throw around a red ball! Thank you so much for this masterpiece

[@PhoenicianSailor]

I mean, “House”, “Holmes”, both live at 221... not really a subtle take ;)

[@Willow76ny]

Congrats on 100K! You deserve so many more!

[@samlaw7561]

I have waited for this day ever since I discovered your channel

[@lemonyellow-akagiraffe.4856]

Yesss I love house and you did this brilliantly. Actually I also love Hugh Laurie's comedy also.

[@Grimbonez]

i have to wonder at the amount of effort needed to recreate houses office lol. awesome video. please know your work is appreciated and loved!

[@kitsune96]

Fantastic visuals the setup is amazing! Wonderful job well worth the long wait 😀

[@koku235]

SOOOOOOO ACCURACY I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTT

[@bradymacey6951]

YES THE TITLE BROUGHT ME IN I LOVE U 💕

[@thisisntreddit2477]

i fell asleep watching this at my desk and woke up with a hypnic jerk at 8:03 in the video. that is so terrifying to hear “you just had a heart attack” first thing as i wake with my heart pounding.

[@dadity9142]

Congrats on 100K! What a great video too

[@JasmineBrie99]

Wow, the mannerisms are spot on!

[@micaelagonzalez71]

Years! YEARS I've been waiting for someone to make a House ASMR video. Thanks!!

[@luckyday7wastaken985]

Fine I won’t stop watching house

[@jordangreenwade2931]

This is actually great I love House sooo much thank you!!!😁👍

[@larezistance3492]

Congrats on 100k subs!

[@notaspy3751]

Is it just me or is House M.D. surging in popularity again?

[@tylermccuistian454]

Congrats on 100k!

[@jirobow]

Outta nowhere this was recommended and oh boy am I glad I listened.

[@ASMRStudent]

I've got to admit! I was waiting for that one for a while now... Lovely present for me on your 100k... . On time!

[@zebobez2715]

Congrats on 100K

[@__Qt]

Wow! You reached 100k subscribers) Congratulations 💜

[@rocknrollroses]

this is what I've BEEN WAITING FOR AHHH

[@exevamachina6830]

It's hard to create such an atmosphere. Simply perfect. Thank you Sir.

[@xord5293]

The lighting is very artistic and film-like!

[@Flyingsaucey1984]

Thank you, Sailor!! I have been so excited for this one!!

[@ramonaflowers7574]

Very lovely suprise to push us through until the midweek shenanigans 🖤

[@gelenamurena]

I think this was a most popular request for at least 3 years! why am I so surprised to see you in this role, I wonder.. upd. realized I follow you for 5 years, wow.

[@loganlorey4020]

ooo man i used to love watching House as a kid

[@jennae6736]

OH MAH GOSH IT'S HERE! Already so great!

[@MarieHopkinsonMusic]

So much attention to detail, but the storyline well amazing. So true to the show. You always go above and beyond expectations.

[@kaylacote5376]

Me actually attempting to figure out the imaginary diagnosis 😂 (sounds like Antiphospholipid Syndrome) Ah, Orthostatic Pessimism. A classic! No! It HAS to be that Illuminatilfrahdhtosis thing.

[@hughbriss387]

I legit hung up on a client to watch this. 100% worth it.

[@BradsPitts.]

Omg I love your username

[@hughbriss387]

@@BradsPitts. thanks 😊😊

[@cubechessmanasmr3331]

Been waiting for this for so long

[@NostalgiaUnicorn]

Wow.. I've missed House MD so much and you doing a House ASMR vid... perfection!

[@EthanChristensen]

My favorite tv show of all time!!

[@LordCybot]

Rewatching House MD again and I ofcourse had to rewatch this when I saw it in my recommendations again I hope he has a witty metaphor to explain my illness with.

[@johnivantaro6684]

Phoenician Sailor, if they ever make a House reboot, you could play Dr. Gregory House.

[@molfairy]

I'm listening to this while I'm drawing and I can't stop laughing omg

[@Grimbonez]

HYPPPPEEE!! ive been waiting for this since you put up that post!, unfortunately, i JUST woke up and this would knock me out again.... so for now, some engagement tricks to push the youtube algorithm. :)

[@xxDestan]

Wow, for a second there I thought you traveled back in time to the Hollywood set they used for the show!

[@darthdinobot]

Not to long ago i thought you would be perfect for this idea

[@leroy-qh3wq]

Damn I'm at work I wish I could watch it right now yes my favorite tv series is now asmr hell yeah

[@asmrheka6603]

Damn, what a great job, all the props are so accurate! Much appreciation and admiration from Finland 🙌

[@harveyweaver9372]

17:29 this tangent sent me 😂

[@bradymacey6951]

Oooooo congrats on the 100k 😋