House M.D. [ASMR Roleplay]

After hearing through the grapevine that the illustrious Dr. Gregory House has an opening on his team and sending in your resume, you have been summoned to the good doctor's office at Princeton Plainsboro Hospital for an interview. With luck, it will end in your dream job, but if there's one thing people have told you about House, it's to take nothing for granted, and expect the unexpected. So ... do that instead.
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[@2bdiogenes443]

Haven't watched it yet, but I'm pretty sure it's not lupus.

[@RationallySkeptical]

It was once or twice!

[@car0ndelet]

RationallySkeptical no, it’s never lupus!

[@LordFlaggy]

It could be lupus...

[@Zivilin]

@@car0ndelet except when it is. 🤣

[@denisekieffer3612]

Best comment

[@accidentallygraceful]

“Your blood sure is bloody.” Thank you for this phenomenal piece of work! Of course I could be talking about all your videos.

[@orthy853]

You know I'm shocked that this channel hasn't taken off in a much large capacity than it has... good production quality... deep calming voice...

[@LordFlaggy]

Its absolutely criminal that sailor isnt one of the top asmr channels

[@RockyLXXXVIII]

Most people don’t like a voice that rough in ASMR, personally I watch most his for entertainment or background noise if I’m studying or something. If I’m looking for tingles I’m going for Rift or Jojo

[@MoonlightCottageASMR]

You're a wonderful actor. I love the lighting and the pace of your voice. Brilliant work.

[@ur1672]

ññ😊😊

[@DrCatherwood]

Tfw Sailor’s mock House theme is closer to “Teardrop” than whatever that bunk-ass garbage is that Prime settled on for their stream.

[@syncopatedglory]

oh no! D: edit: just hit his version, it's good o: kinda sad that of all the companies amazon didn't get the song rights lol

[@nondescriptbeing5944]

aha I would always mute/skip that intro, until one random episode actually did have teardrop and I cranked the volume.

[@skele3310]

idk, the singapore and european themes both slap too.

[@LordFlaggy]

Ah, house asmr. As the legends foretold.

[@jeemaree8676]

That sounded like a Monty Python reference at 36:37 :D Also, the whiteboard and House's meta commentary on the show's episode structure haha Great attention to detail with the opening theme, the props and the mannerisms!

[@NashaWriter85]

Ugh, Im such a SIMP but I wanted to come back...after a dang year and remind you....that you blew away all my expectations with this video. This video makes me smile like an excited fangirl. Thank you.

[@juliaboon9741]

I honestly followed this channel because you looked like House. I’m glad this exists now and I’m double sure.

[@RationallySkeptical]

This is your greatest video yet. Gregory House, MD is possibly my all time favorite character in all of television. I still can't comprehend why that show was cancelled after 8 seasons and Grey's fucking Anatomy is on season 37. This is pure awesome.... although I'm not sure you used quite enough misanthropy... ;o)

[@Kai-ow9gi]

The show was canceled because as the creator pretty much said he wanted to wrap it up and if didn’t have a idea for another season then he was just going to finish it with season 8

[@FourScoreSevenYearsAgo]

37!?

[@davegsux]

@@FourScoreSevenYearsAgo either hyperbole or a typo

[@zouzou_u]

@@FourScoreSevenYearsAgo Only has 17 seasons but the 18th season is to be released in September of this year. Back on point, but I’m pretty sure Hugh Laurie was getting tired of House, MD as well and wanted to move on. Expressing that he needed a change in his acting routine.

[@SelinaCat]

Hugh Laurie also said he was having problems after years of limping

[@DarkMistofNgiht]

You even have the flame cane! Yes! Man, I miss this show. Total nostalgia vibes! On another note, you just made me feel small when it comes to getting resumes and applications as I'm now at a point of looking for another job. Not your intention, but House, himself, would TOTALLY make people feel small.

[@thomasharrington1477]

I miss this show so much and am always upset House and L&O never did a crossover ONCE.

[@tomgragor1130]

Ok that is a great roleplay why doesn't this get more views?

[@alyserendipity]

I’VE BEEN SO EXCITED FOR THIS!!! Great way to kick off 100,000 subscribers (congratulations! 🎉)

[@indexMemories]

I like how you learn mannerisms of characters you're portraying. It's insane. 😱

[@EduardoHernandez-je3hl]

Holy shit you nailed his character

[@hannahbull]

you’re so underrated in the asmr community it’s crazy, every video you release is so polished and on point

[@jeanne5275]

"One horrible, terrible, calamitous catastrophe at a time" is the new motto for 2020. This video is excellent. Congratulations again on the 100K, well deserved and long overdue.

[@mrks1050]

a comment just for the algorithm's sake, i've lost count of how many times i've watched this video already. it's truly incredible, and not something i knew i needed until it popped up in my recommended. i realized after watching a few more videos of yours that i found your channel 2 or 3 years back, but had forgotten about it til now. glad to be back!

[@callysushi1043]

Are you freaking kidding me?? You're a chameleon, I swear. Your combo of ambient lighting, complex dialogue, the way you capture a character's idiosyncrasies and the sheer EFFORT you put into your videos is second to none. Très divertissant 😍

[@matty__sharpe__]

i always forgets this exists and i love the feeling of finding it

[@steveerickson411]

Is Dr. House supposed to be high on Vicodin during this? I imagined him getting angrier during the second half because it's wearing off.

[@AlyssMa7rin]

He does not have a pain management problem, he has a pain problem.

[@angry3195]

Alyss Mathrin hes addicted but he doesn't let it control him... :)

[@AlyssMa7rin]

@@angry3195 It was a reference to the show :P He refuses to admit that he has an addiction "I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem"

[@angry3195]

Alyss Mathrin I know, he also admits he might be addicted but he "doesn't have a problem"

[@Debbie338]

We find out at some point how bad and debilitating his pain problem is. If you have high blood pressure and need drugs to treat it, are you “addicted?”

[@sterling50]

loved the house intro remake, well done! also the Pagliacci-House allegory was a nice touch.

[@ASMRJonie]

Truly amazing and makes me feel so happy to be in a community this creative! Bravo to you, really~

[@NashaWriter85]

I freakin knew you would rock this yet you still exceeded all my expectations. Well. Worth. The. Wait. Thank you, sir.

[@СоняЧеботарева-з3ъ]

I'm not even halfway through the video and I'm pretty sure this is one of the most high-quality pieces of art on this segment of this platform. your attention to every detail of acting and background setting is marvelous. imo this is your best work. on the second place I'd put your joker video, forgive me my mainstream-nity. thank you so much for your quality content. congratulations to your channel hitting 100k❤

[@WuntaykTimmy1]

I'm 16 seconds In. And I can definitely day this is the single greatest piece of art to grace man kind.

[@WuntaykTimmy1]

Hi past me 🐢

[@IHazStuffs]

I'm not very far in but damn, even the way you held the cane is spot on House! Edit: oh my gosh you even have an opening - this is just too much fun!

[@notoriousgout]

This man puts so much effort in his videos, honestly surprised that they don’t get more attention

[@car0ndelet]

You always manage to create wonderfully big-brained, somewhat esoteric, undoubtedly artistic ASMR. Each video is simply a visual, aural, and mental delight. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎💖

[@doctorqrow3452]

You are an artist my guy. I have waited for something like this for so long from many channels. Thank you.

[@ArianaGramsci]

You are REMARKABLE. I love your acting, the scenery, and some of your videos even bring great humor. Also, long videos! Yay! I could summarize my comment about your videos with: FLAWLESS

[@koibuesi]

Not all the way through yet but this is a fucking masterpiece and something to be damn proud of. 👏🏻 I was actually looking for Dr. House ASMR a few months ago and was pretty disappointed when I found nothing. So thank you very very much. This is incredibly spot on. ❤️🙏🏻 Edit: How did it get even better. What is this wizardry.

[@gaymur80]

Finally..... I have search far and wide for a video like this

[@blackysboy]

I just want to take a moment to appreciate the set. It's so well done, to the point where before I the title a thought the Thumbnail was from House. Just. Wow. Excellent work Phoenician.

[@Myoron]

One of my favorite ASMRtist and one of my favorite TV shows? Yes please. Played perfectly as always.

[@kaylacote5376]

I love this. If they ever do a House remake, they need to cast you. You’ve got the role down perfectly! Would love to see more of these.

[@Rasvakill9]

I've been waiting for a House MD ASMR for years. Still can't believe it

[@dylanchouinard6141]

Ah, the one show that any hypochondriac would literally rather die than watching. Great work as always!

[@tylers.4481]

The ambiance and props used in this video-in addition to the acting, of course-are amazing! Great job, Sailor!

[@emanuelletorres9023]

SURREAL quality and attention to details, as always. 🤍

[@Vic9994546]

My favorite show with my favorite KZbin genre and you got all the props and THE BALL!!! I’m too excited

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Heh the ball is painted :)

[@Vic9994546]

@@PhoenicianSailor but the white board!!!!

[@lemonyellow-akagiraffe.4856]

Yesss I love house and you did this brilliantly. Actually I also love Hugh Laurie's comedy also.

[@sheriff-scraps6003]

its 10 in mornin but I'm not waiting to watch this, gonna go right back to sleep

[@molfairy]

It should be a crime that you don't have at least a million by now, your videos are so well put together. ;-;

[@tjdw5251]

That moment something happens, something you have waited 5 years to find or see, that is a good moment.

[@jordangreenwade2931]

This is actually great I love House sooo much thank you!!!😁👍

[@sacredcottagenatalienewcombe]

This is about to become my new favorite role play. Very well done!!

[@dimxlights380]

I freaking love house I finished watching it while in quarantine, and once it was done I didn't know what to do anymore

[@AAAAAMMM]

These are so good, the quality in every video is so amazing. When he posts I know I can tuck in and have a good watch right before going to bed :)

[@ASMRCreationsvideos]

Life is pain, everybody lies & if you can fake sincerity, you can fake pretty much anything. Me and my grandma would watch it at the kitchen table together, also have it on blue ray around here somewhere. Loved the guitar beats & intro you captured it well.

[@flyrodde]

Whoa! It’s been a big while! And as always! AWESOME production quality, script and acting!!

[@kaylacote5376]

Me actually attempting to figure out the imaginary diagnosis 😂 (sounds like Antiphospholipid Syndrome) Ah, Orthostatic Pessimism. A classic! No! It HAS to be that Illuminatilfrahdhtosis thing.

[@leemo731]

Holy shit I had no idea this was coming, THIS IS AMAZING MY MAN!

[@samlaw7561]

I have waited for this day ever since I discovered your channel

[@kitsune96]

Fantastic visuals the setup is amazing! Wonderful job well worth the long wait 😀

[@JasmineBrie99]

Wow, the mannerisms are spot on!

[@koku235]

SOOOOOOO ACCURACY I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTT

[@ASMRStudent]

I've got to admit! I was waiting for that one for a while now... Lovely present for me on your 100k... . On time!

[@anameiveyettoknow8252]

Love, love is a verb. Love is a doing word. Edit: So much about this was well thought out. The arrangement of the desk matches the show in so many ways being an L with the computer to his left. The cane and the ball are also almost exactly the same, if not the same, as the show. I’m sure there’s more, but I’m only a few minutes in. Edit 2: Also the white board and playing games on a hand held console. Edit 3: Lmao the music in the opening is about as spot on as possible while avoiding copyright. The House M.D. KZbin channel managed to copyright strike the audio on one of their own videos and muted it so they’d surely have come for you.

[@ghfdt368]

Congrats on the 100k subscribers, its about time you produce some of the best ASMR content anywhere. Also one other thing ITS NOT LUPUS

[@johnivantaro6684]

Phoenician Sailor, if they ever make a House reboot, you could play Dr. Gregory House.

[@micaelagonzalez71]

Years! YEARS I've been waiting for someone to make a House ASMR video. Thanks!!

[@AilithKane]

I know everyone will be gushing about how amazing this video is. You are incredibly talented, insightful and discerning. This shows up all over your KZbin content. So I just want to say thank you for creating and I appreciate what you do very much.

[@Willow76ny]

Congrats on 100K! You deserve so many more!

[@bradymacey6951]

YES THE TITLE BROUGHT ME IN I LOVE U 💕

[@MissChloeASMR]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I know what I'll be watching this evening! A massive congraulations on the 100k! It's about bloody time, too long overdue! :)

[@hughbriss387]

I legit hung up on a client to watch this. 100% worth it.

[@BradsPitts.]

Omg I love your username

[@hughbriss387]

@@BradsPitts. thanks 😊😊

[@molfairy]

I'm listening to this while I'm drawing and I can't stop laughing omg

[@notaspy3751]

Is it just me or is House M.D. surging in popularity again?

[@__Qt]

Wow! You reached 100k subscribers) Congratulations 💜

[@dadity9142]

Congrats on 100K! What a great video too

[@ramonaflowers7574]

Very lovely suprise to push us through until the midweek shenanigans 🖤

[@rocknrollroses]

this is what I've BEEN WAITING FOR AHHH

[@loganlorey4020]

ooo man i used to love watching House as a kid

[@jirobow]

Outta nowhere this was recommended and oh boy am I glad I listened.

[@Grimbonez]

i have to wonder at the amount of effort needed to recreate houses office lol. awesome video. please know your work is appreciated and loved!

[@xord5293]

The lighting is very artistic and film-like!

[@SirFooplesTheThird]

The mention of lost lipstick kinda makes me worried we're in *that* episode of the show

[@exevamachina6830]

It's hard to create such an atmosphere. Simply perfect. Thank you Sir.

[@tylermccuistian454]

Congrats on 100k!

[@jennae6736]

OH MAH GOSH IT'S HERE! Already so great!

[@larezistance3492]

Congrats on 100k subs!

[@leroy-qh3wq]

Damn I'm at work I wish I could watch it right now yes my favorite tv series is now asmr hell yeah

[@xxDestan]

Wow, for a second there I thought you traveled back in time to the Hollywood set they used for the show!

[@jessicap7830]

Yes! I’ve been waiting for this! 😱😆😁🥰

[@MarieHopkinsonMusic]

So much attention to detail, but the storyline well amazing. So true to the show. You always go above and beyond expectations.

[@CynthiaLupe]

Omg the cane!🔥

[@judyt.5702]

Geez I was waiting for the cool.You nailed this.

[@luckyday7wastaken985]

Fine I won’t stop watching house

[@LLOYDSASMR]

Amazing video man! Loved it!

[@Flyingsaucey1984]

Thank you, Sailor!! I have been so excited for this one!!

[@thisisntreddit2477]

i fell asleep watching this at my desk and woke up with a hypnic jerk at 8:03 in the video. that is so terrifying to hear “you just had a heart attack” first thing as i wake with my heart pounding.

[@zebobez2715]

Congrats on 100K

[@bradymacey6951]

Oooooo congrats on the 100k 😋

[@cubechessmanasmr3331]

Been waiting for this for so long

[@darthdinobot]

Not to long ago i thought you would be perfect for this idea

[@NostalgiaUnicorn]

Wow.. I've missed House MD so much and you doing a House ASMR vid... perfection!

[@CausticMonarch]

What a fucking excellent set

[@brilliantlightproductions4078]

This is perfect. 😂👌 If they ever remake House, you gotta audition.

[@Kristian-br5ui]

YES FINALLY I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED, YOU'RE DOING GODS WORK SAILOR KEEP IT UP!