House M.D. out of context - part 2

Part 2 to celebrate the sudden House resurgence.

[@ThatCyberpunkGuy]

Patient: literally coughing up a lung The doctors: *wanna go out somewhere?*

[@How_are_you1234]

insert funny reply here

[@paevepailbrack6899]

Grey's Anatomy moment

[@johanharmse1789]

Let's be honest, even with context these clips don't get less insane. Actually, they get several times worse.

[@BenjaminIzquierdo-nb6tq]

Yep

[@ckleppes]

Idk why, but Wilson not liking monster trucks took me out the most, like I feel lied to on House’s account😭💀

[@zhangbill1194]

Nah that was a lie, Wilson said it to fuck with house

[@VeryPeeved]

@@zhangbill1194 But what if he was lying about his lie being a lie?

[@fetusthegreat9797]

He says at the end of the episode that he really does like monster trucks

[@coffeejellyash]

House trying to fix his relationship by telling his wife to touch herself will never not be funny

[@j.pnewcomer1069]

What's even funnier is that Taub's wife liked it(she was not aware that House sent it)

[@whiplashdd]

CHASE AND TAUB FLIRTING WITH THE NURSE LMFOAOSBF

[@GigiBranconi]

And Chase just immediately going for threesome like, my man xD

[@I_WinogronaCzerwone_Pl]

2:55 - 3:50 Threatening House timeframe

[@snjert8406]

He's got a great death stare hahahah

[@sohahaq6804]

no but why did he do that lol?

[@_.Rebel.exe._]

LMAO

[@amiroquet7476]

House feeling genuinely betrayed by Wilson not liking montser trucks always sends me

[@jessisamess05]

Never watched a full episode of House before, so seeing all these clips with no context I feel like a more suiting title for the show would be Medical Malpractice: The Series

[@jokerobama6857]

More like felony tbh

[@lisannastrauss4487]

Having watched the show, yeah, that's pretty accurate ngl

[@Poniksei]

the tumblr tag people use most often is "hate crimes md" if it helps

[@GigiBranconi]

​@@PonikseiWhich I feel to be mildly inaccurate, as hate crime implies hatred to a specific group of people. While House just hates humanity as a whole.

[@BenjaminIzquierdo-nb6tq]

@@GigiBranconi just idiots actually

[@amelooloo]

this man is the epitome of “god has let me live another day and im about to make it everyone’s problem”

[@user-ln3hv9jq4v]

Either you suck at math or you're gunna die in 2 seconds is my favorite 😂

[@writerintherye]

pissing myself at him throwing the floor mat out the window

[@notTerabyte]

so is house

[@zolarenard2246]

I love the way Thirteen, Taub, and Chase adopt House's frequency sometimes 😂

[@Mr_WetzelPretzel]

D̷̨͙̬̹̠̳͋̀̈́͠ě̸̗̪̄̑̈́͐͝ǎ̶̻̭̎̾͘t̷̨̡͉̦̮̫͖͓̐ḣ̶̡̧̫͇̩̝̅̀̔́̈́̀͝ ̸̨̞̜̳̋̀̒̐̍t̴̰̆̎͊̿ǫ̸̛̟͍͉̹̝̻̒̍̇̐͛̎̓ ̶̪̺̣̽̍̏̕M̵̢̳̟͂̃̃o̶̠͙̜̼̲̗̦̘̔̀̇͌̈n̷̲̖̹̮͚̜̻̾͋ş̸̮͙̹͇͆͒̈́̄̐̊̉͘t̴͍͌e̷͚̲̳̠̥̠͂̐͂̾͂̀̉ŗ̵̟̱͖̖͖̝̈̓̕͠ ̵̧̫͕͇̥̣͖̿̈̈͊̃̾ͅT̸̫͎̮̜̥̙̤͗̆̏̐̾̕̚r̴̨̯̯̻͙͈̉͋̈́͑ṵ̷̜̲͕̦͈̕c̷̺̊͒͗̈k̵̨̨̨̖̖̬̭̏̿́̈́͋̀̇̀͜š̸̭̼̻̩͚̊͂ - Dr. James Wilson

[@IeatFictionalPussi]

How do you do that?

[@nathmartins3154]

no nasal cancer

[@Arandomsimpsonsfan]

This guys profile pic makes this even funnier

[@bendingdemon6483]

The fact that it translates to 'Death monster truck'

[@JayHog1992]

The woman misusing the inhaler probably tore a bit of my soul... For an old show, probably someone IRL would unironically do that...

[@SilentZieth]

There are currently people who think clove oil will cure autism, so a person using an inhaler like a perfume bottle is sadly an actual thing. It’s always faith killing when you realize “there are idiots who do this”.

[@tOSdude]

“Do I look like an idiot” *sprays neck “Yes”

[@DaughterOfDrakes]

"Do I look like an idiot?" "No, but you're going to in about 10 seconds, right now you only sound like an idiot."

[@areyousinglenoimemma8573]

THE WAY THIS IS EDITED BRINGS TEARS TO MY EYES LMAO😭

[@NocturnalDecay]

I've never seen an episode of this show but from the clips I've seen it's about an out of control bisexual menace of a man running around a hospital doing medical crimes while all of his coworkers have to deal with it because he's actually good at his job despite the crimes

[@reanimated]

you're sure you've never seen an episode?

[@therandomnessstrikes1435]

That horrifically accurate. You have summed up most of the shows in a single, although long, sentence.

[@GigiBranconi]

Yup, got it in one.

[@mxriam_mop]

Accurate but you forgot the drvgs

[@nathmartins3154]

2:46 "No nasal cancer" HELP💀

[@Xieon_Tsumi]

Wound: *lights ablaze.* House: "That's normal."

[@Democracy55-k2e]

"touch your self"

[@GrassPokeKing]

Very spiritual, that one

[@sliverjack0283]

@@GrassPokeKing life is short so to hell with that "taking it slow" BS

[@michaelaalseth6701]

*loud thunderclap*

[@Ivy-ships505]

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT EPISODE HOUSE TOLD THE FANCY SUIT GUY HE’S GAY IN

[@geekyball]

It's not the 1st 2nd or 3rd season

[@user-hk7tw4hb8c]

I think s6 e2 but don’t quote me on that

[@Gary-Eng]

​@@user-hk7tw4hb8cyoure right but with a technicality the episode is actually season 6 episode 1, "broken", but on some platforms its cut into 2 episodes due to it being feature length

[@user-hk7tw4hb8c]

@@Gary-Eng oh thx

[@joaovitormatos8147]

All I remember is it's the rehab arc (sorry if it's a spoiler), so first episodes of season 6

[@antek5641]

2:57 I didn't know how well the evil piano music works with House staring at people like he's gonna beat them to death with his cane. Brilliant

[@bigbarabum]

The show is hilarious by itself, but your edit made it even better. Thank you for the good laugh, mate!

[@kitamashi]

Have you tried the medicine drug?

[@chidoalex0742]

I have tried the medicine drug

[@dhammamanud2764]

Only stupid people try the medicine drug, you are stupid

[@errorprocessingusername]

​@@chidoalex0742only stupid people try the medicine drug. You are stupid

[@BucketEnjoyer]

@@chidoalex0742 only stupid people use the medicine drug, you are stupid.

[@Idontwanttoexistt]

Only stupid people try the medicine drug. You are stupid

[@Seabs-Keith]

Love this so much. The scary music when House is aiming at Taub with a water gun is peak editing. 🤣

[@raphaeldagamer]

I need to ask my surgeon at what point my surgical incisions began violently spitting flames.

[@I_WinogronaCzerwone_Pl]

0:21 Look out House is going on a crusade

[@liamgough6520]

Off to get the Holy Vicodin

[@Vo_Siri]

2:00 Literal cripple holding man back with one hand.

[@azakranos8100]

1:26 This vexes me.

[@takeaholiday]

6:13 was probably the most genuine smile in the show from House

[@CrystalShard9871]

House is the perfect amount of genius and sarcasic. The embodiment of a medical comedy.

[@CrystalShard9871]

Also at 0:32 House: "Well you just lost your breathing privileges." *Proceeds to cut wire.*

[@How_are_you1234]

"slow and painfully" waht a nice guy

[@none666of]

The zoom-ins are killing me

[@jokerobama6857]

2:05 i love how right after this scene we see someone's half of a jaw GETING REMOVED

[@Spynighty]

4:35 one of the best scene

[@danturtle381]

Would you happen to know what episode it's from? It feels so random and out of character for everyone lol

[@jaszz23]

​@@danturtle381it's the one where house goes to a school to give a lecture as a favour so he could get cuddys daughter in a pre school

[@themr.mayormontage4180]

I don’t know why but Taub saying “no other tables” killed me

[@desare1916]

6:06 im more expressive than dr house.

[@JohnnyTheSergal]

1:01 I had a heart rate of 165 once, wasn’t too fun, haha.

[@tylertokamp2065]

Throwing the floormat out the window made laugh hard during the show, seeing it again here made me laugh even harder lol

[@bigbarabum]

Dude, I came back to rewatch this, lmao. Please, tell me that you're doing part 3 already 😭

[@b.tettenborn5986]

Just started S6 and to see that it gets even more unhinged has me fiending for the rest

[@kendylbigelow3097]

Hes like a big kid. Everyone needs a Greg House

[@-_Connor_-]

0:35 THAT GUY'S FACE OMG 😂

[@leoc5465]

4:50 chase???? (i love him)

[@thinkgoldenz1o148]

0:19: why does he have a f**king sword???

[@nerogamingex]

The return of the prodigal son

[@user-nt4yu5ce7i]

lol 1:53 Mrs. Taub was into it.

[@candychocolates]

😂 there should've been the sound effect of a metal pipe dropping when they tackled... Wilson? I think? Lmao

[@snjert8406]

Seriously, these are so good. Just watched both your videos and I love the edits :3

[@anarchyopossum]

WOOOO PART TWO!!!!! the editing is SO GOOD!!!!!

[@redbigapplefloppa302]

Love that show. Watched the whole show while playing hill climb racer on my phone in my last year of high school instead of studying

[@SavannahSteel]

The way I giggled every 5 seconds of this 😂

[@MarlainaNeroni-yn5xt]

I just started this show last week and I already love it so much its hilarious lmao

[@PhilomathWizard]

My personal favorite is House screaming at a 9 or 11-year-old little girl with cancer, reminding her she will never have a future and that she will leave her mother alone after she's gone, all because he said what she had didn't have a cure and she didn't cry.

[@the555timer]

8:03 which episode is that from?

[@claudemiles9543]

It the later seasons where the guy refuses to leave his house

[@BobBob-oz2hf]

I dont watch this show but this House guy is fucking funny

[@eeeeeeee57478]

I fucking love this show I’m only 8 episodes in

[@jamie-fy2ej]

I need part 3 NOW!!!

[@EdenNegash-hx5hl]

5:05 WHAT EPISODE IS THIS 😭😭

[@yurika463]

I need to know

[@radmandude3925]

Pretty sure this was the episode after House and Cuddy broke up

[@tyh1801]

​@@radmandude3925I read "blew up" oh my god

[@milobowhay2218]

i love this show

[@rockeater27]

this vexes me

[@lethalfarm]

We want more

[@floortentacles830]

WHERES “I’m on speed”

[@FunniGuy1932]

Pls part 3

[@notlunaticdancer4393]

Didn't expect Rayman 2 music

[@diromiz]

@@notlunaticdancer4393 oh shit

[@manwtf3883]

greg 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@eruannacalathiel3990]

"Do I look like an idiot?" Lol. I would've said yes

[@noeljose]

1:57 which episode is this

[@gentryfenton]

Holy shit I love this

[@minilopkastudios4711]

2:11 "w e l c o m e t o h e l l."

[@Maty-tc1ms]

“g i v e u s y o u r b a l l s”

[@slayer5240]

5:25 what episode is that xD

[@slayer5240]

Season 5, very close to episode 20

[@LittleJohnnyMarston1911]

5:19 6:23 funny

[@FilipeeX]

i need the scene when he tried to cure with malaria

[@i.use.arch.btw.00111]

3:48 PLEASE TELL ME WHAT EPISODE IS THAT

[@redimane1152]

You should see it with context...

[@kyon_gold]

1:24 THIS VEXES ME! 😂😂😂😂❤

[@Weldedhodag]

3:26 holy shit the size of that guy's nose

[@Not_Maës-Gaming]

8:03 OK i know it's out of context but still, what in the goddam f*** is happening ??

[@Pixel_kit198]

"DEATH TO MONSTERTRUCKS" Edit:CAN SOMEONE PLS TELL ME IN WHAT SEASON AND EPISODE DID HOUSE GRAB A SWORD OUT OF NOWHERE

[@The_cozygamer_offical]

8:03 I don’t think bodies are soposed to do that

[@Catstronautgirl]

☂️🌂☂️🌂☂️🌂🤨 😐😐”What?” 🤨 “Nothing” 🫤*doom*😠😠

[@Justanotherlifeform-xx8lq]

Never watched this show very confused

[@onuroolu703]

4:23 :D

[@symphonyofsolidarity]

3:57 ive seen him in another movie i think. Whats his name? Pleaseeee help

[@uraniumeater925]

Jesse Spencer

[@symphonyofsolidarity]

@@uraniumeater925 thank you

[@harrythomas1252]

0:18 2:53 5:36 6:28

[@uraniumeater925]

4:04

[@DATABASE-72]

fakin musik dambnyegr -rex