Patient: literally coughing up a lung The doctors: *wanna go out somewhere?*
@How_are_you123424 күн бұрын
insert funny reply here
@paevepailbrack689923 күн бұрын
Grey's Anatomy moment
@johanharmse17892 ай бұрын
Let's be honest, even with context these clips don't get less insane. Actually, they get several times worse.
@BenjaminIzquierdo-nb6tq3 күн бұрын
Yep
@ckleppes2 ай бұрын
Idk why, but Wilson not liking monster trucks took me out the most, like I feel lied to on House’s account😭💀
@zhangbill11942 ай бұрын
Nah that was a lie, Wilson said it to fuck with house
@VeryPeeved2 ай бұрын
@@zhangbill1194 But what if he was lying about his lie being a lie?
@fetusthegreat9797Ай бұрын
He says at the end of the episode that he really does like monster trucks
@coffeejellyash2 ай бұрын
House trying to fix his relationship by telling his wife to touch herself will never not be funny
@j.pnewcomer1069Ай бұрын
What's even funnier is that Taub's wife liked it(she was not aware that House sent it)
@whiplashdd2 ай бұрын
CHASE AND TAUB FLIRTING WITH THE NURSE LMFOAOSBF
@GigiBranconi6 күн бұрын
And Chase just immediately going for threesome like, my man xD
@I_WinogronaCzerwone_Pl2 ай бұрын
2:55 - 3:50 Threatening House timeframe
@snjert84062 ай бұрын
He's got a great death stare hahahah
@sohahaq6804Ай бұрын
no but why did he do that lol?
@_.Rebel.exe._2 күн бұрын
LMAO
@amiroquet7476Ай бұрын
House feeling genuinely betrayed by Wilson not liking montser trucks always sends me
@jessisamess052 ай бұрын
Never watched a full episode of House before, so seeing all these clips with no context I feel like a more suiting title for the show would be Medical Malpractice: The Series
@jokerobama6857Ай бұрын
More like felony tbh
@lisannastrauss4487Ай бұрын
Having watched the show, yeah, that's pretty accurate ngl
@Poniksei10 күн бұрын
the tumblr tag people use most often is "hate crimes md" if it helps
@GigiBranconi6 күн бұрын
@@PonikseiWhich I feel to be mildly inaccurate, as hate crime implies hatred to a specific group of people. While House just hates humanity as a whole.
@BenjaminIzquierdo-nb6tq3 күн бұрын
@@GigiBranconi just idiots actually
@ameloolooАй бұрын
this man is the epitome of “god has let me live another day and im about to make it everyone’s problem”
@user-ln3hv9jq4v2 ай бұрын
Either you suck at math or you're gunna die in 2 seconds is my favorite 😂
@writerintherye2 ай бұрын
pissing myself at him throwing the floor mat out the window
@notTerabyteАй бұрын
so is house
@zolarenard22462 ай бұрын
I love the way Thirteen, Taub, and Chase adopt House's frequency sometimes 😂
@Mr_WetzelPretzel2 ай бұрын
D̷̨͙̬̹̠̳͋̀̈́͠ě̸̗̪̄̑̈́͐͝ǎ̶̻̭̎̾͘t̷̨̡͉̦̮̫͖͓̐ḣ̶̡̧̫͇̩̝̅̀̔́̈́̀͝ ̸̨̞̜̳̋̀̒̐̍t̴̰̆̎͊̿ǫ̸̛̟͍͉̹̝̻̒̍̇̐͛̎̓ ̶̪̺̣̽̍̏̕M̵̢̳̟͂̃̃o̶̠͙̜̼̲̗̦̘̔̀̇͌̈n̷̲̖̹̮͚̜̻̾͋ş̸̮͙̹͇͆͒̈́̄̐̊̉͘t̴͍͌e̷͚̲̳̠̥̠͂̐͂̾͂̀̉ŗ̵̟̱͖̖͖̝̈̓̕͠ ̵̧̫͕͇̥̣͖̿̈̈͊̃̾ͅT̸̫͎̮̜̥̙̤͗̆̏̐̾̕̚r̴̨̯̯̻͙͈̉͋̈́͑ṵ̷̜̲͕̦͈̕c̷̺̊͒͗̈k̵̨̨̨̖̖̬̭̏̿́̈́͋̀̇̀͜š̸̭̼̻̩͚̊͂ - Dr. James Wilson
@IeatFictionalPussi2 ай бұрын
How do you do that?
@nathmartins3154Ай бұрын
no nasal cancer
@ArandomsimpsonsfanАй бұрын
This guys profile pic makes this even funnier
@bendingdemon6483Ай бұрын
The fact that it translates to 'Death monster truck'
@JayHog1992Ай бұрын
The woman misusing the inhaler probably tore a bit of my soul... For an old show, probably someone IRL would unironically do that...
@SilentZiethАй бұрын
There are currently people who think clove oil will cure autism, so a person using an inhaler like a perfume bottle is sadly an actual thing. It’s always faith killing when you realize “there are idiots who do this”.
@tOSdudeАй бұрын
“Do I look like an idiot” *sprays neck “Yes”
@DaughterOfDrakes8 күн бұрын
"Do I look like an idiot?" "No, but you're going to in about 10 seconds, right now you only sound like an idiot."
@areyousinglenoimemma85732 ай бұрын
THE WAY THIS IS EDITED BRINGS TEARS TO MY EYES LMAO😭
@NocturnalDecay29 күн бұрын
I've never seen an episode of this show but from the clips I've seen it's about an out of control bisexual menace of a man running around a hospital doing medical crimes while all of his coworkers have to deal with it because he's actually good at his job despite the crimes
@reanimated18 күн бұрын
you're sure you've never seen an episode?
@therandomnessstrikes143517 күн бұрын
That horrifically accurate. You have summed up most of the shows in a single, although long, sentence.
@GigiBranconi6 күн бұрын
Yup, got it in one.
@mxriam_mop5 күн бұрын
Accurate but you forgot the drvgs
@nathmartins3154Ай бұрын
2:46 "No nasal cancer" HELP💀
@Xieon_TsumiАй бұрын
Wound: *lights ablaze.* House: "That's normal."
@Democracy55-k2e2 ай бұрын
"touch your self"
@GrassPokeKingАй бұрын
Very spiritual, that one
@sliverjack0283Ай бұрын
@@GrassPokeKing life is short so to hell with that "taking it slow" BS
@michaelaalseth6701Ай бұрын
*loud thunderclap*
@Ivy-ships5053 ай бұрын
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT EPISODE HOUSE TOLD THE FANCY SUIT GUY HE’S GAY IN
@geekyball2 ай бұрын
It's not the 1st 2nd or 3rd season
@user-hk7tw4hb8c2 ай бұрын
I think s6 e2 but don’t quote me on that
@Gary-Eng2 ай бұрын
@@user-hk7tw4hb8cyoure right but with a technicality the episode is actually season 6 episode 1, "broken", but on some platforms its cut into 2 episodes due to it being feature length
@user-hk7tw4hb8c2 ай бұрын
@@Gary-Eng oh thx
@joaovitormatos81472 ай бұрын
All I remember is it's the rehab arc (sorry if it's a spoiler), so first episodes of season 6
@antek564114 күн бұрын
2:57 I didn't know how well the evil piano music works with House staring at people like he's gonna beat them to death with his cane. Brilliant
@bigbarabum4 ай бұрын
The show is hilarious by itself, but your edit made it even better. Thank you for the good laugh, mate!
@kitamashi2 ай бұрын
Have you tried the medicine drug?
@chidoalex0742Ай бұрын
I have tried the medicine drug
@dhammamanud2764Ай бұрын
Only stupid people try the medicine drug, you are stupid
@errorprocessingusernameАй бұрын
@@chidoalex0742only stupid people try the medicine drug. You are stupid
@BucketEnjoyerАй бұрын
@@chidoalex0742 only stupid people use the medicine drug, you are stupid.
@IdontwanttoexisttАй бұрын
Only stupid people try the medicine drug. You are stupid
@Seabs-KeithАй бұрын
Love this so much. The scary music when House is aiming at Taub with a water gun is peak editing. 🤣
@raphaeldagamerАй бұрын
I need to ask my surgeon at what point my surgical incisions began violently spitting flames.
@I_WinogronaCzerwone_Pl2 ай бұрын
0:21 Look out House is going on a crusade
@liamgough65209 күн бұрын
Off to get the Holy Vicodin
@Vo_Siri2 ай бұрын
2:00 Literal cripple holding man back with one hand.
@azakranos81002 ай бұрын
1:26 This vexes me.
@takeaholiday16 күн бұрын
6:13 was probably the most genuine smile in the show from House
@CrystalShard987124 күн бұрын
House is the perfect amount of genius and sarcasic. The embodiment of a medical comedy.
@CrystalShard987124 күн бұрын
Also at 0:32 House: "Well you just lost your breathing privileges." *Proceeds to cut wire.*
@How_are_you123424 күн бұрын
"slow and painfully" waht a nice guy
@none666ofАй бұрын
The zoom-ins are killing me
@jokerobama6857Ай бұрын
2:05 i love how right after this scene we see someone's half of a jaw GETING REMOVED
@Spynighty2 ай бұрын
4:35 one of the best scene
@danturtle381Ай бұрын
Would you happen to know what episode it's from? It feels so random and out of character for everyone lol
@jaszz23Ай бұрын
@@danturtle381it's the one where house goes to a school to give a lecture as a favour so he could get cuddys daughter in a pre school
@themr.mayormontage418027 күн бұрын
I don’t know why but Taub saying “no other tables” killed me
@desare1916Ай бұрын
6:06 im more expressive than dr house.
@JohnnyTheSergal2 ай бұрын
1:01 I had a heart rate of 165 once, wasn’t too fun, haha.
@tylertokamp20652 ай бұрын
Throwing the floormat out the window made laugh hard during the show, seeing it again here made me laugh even harder lol
@bigbarabum4 ай бұрын
Dude, I came back to rewatch this, lmao. Please, tell me that you're doing part 3 already 😭
@b.tettenborn59862 ай бұрын
Just started S6 and to see that it gets even more unhinged has me fiending for the rest
@kendylbigelow309715 күн бұрын
Hes like a big kid. Everyone needs a Greg House
@-_Connor_-Ай бұрын
0:35 THAT GUY'S FACE OMG 😂
@leoc54652 ай бұрын
4:50 chase???? (i love him)
@thinkgoldenz1o148Ай бұрын
0:19: why does he have a f**king sword???
@nerogamingex4 ай бұрын
The return of the prodigal son
@user-nt4yu5ce7i2 ай бұрын
lol 1:53 Mrs. Taub was into it.
@candychocolates13 күн бұрын
😂 there should've been the sound effect of a metal pipe dropping when they tackled... Wilson? I think? Lmao
@snjert84062 ай бұрын
Seriously, these are so good. Just watched both your videos and I love the edits :3
@anarchyopossum5 ай бұрын
WOOOO PART TWO!!!!! the editing is SO GOOD!!!!!
@redbigapplefloppa302Ай бұрын
Love that show. Watched the whole show while playing hill climb racer on my phone in my last year of high school instead of studying
@SavannahSteel2 ай бұрын
The way I giggled every 5 seconds of this 😂
@MarlainaNeroni-yn5xt19 күн бұрын
I just started this show last week and I already love it so much its hilarious lmao
@PhilomathWizard5 күн бұрын
My personal favorite is House screaming at a 9 or 11-year-old little girl with cancer, reminding her she will never have a future and that she will leave her mother alone after she's gone, all because he said what she had didn't have a cure and she didn't cry.
@the555timerАй бұрын
8:03 which episode is that from?
@claudemiles95436 күн бұрын
It the later seasons where the guy refuses to leave his house
@BobBob-oz2hf25 күн бұрын
I dont watch this show but this House guy is fucking funny
@eeeeeeee574782 ай бұрын
I fucking love this show I’m only 8 episodes in
@jamie-fy2ejАй бұрын
I need part 3 NOW!!!
@EdenNegash-hx5hl2 ай бұрын
5:05 WHAT EPISODE IS THIS 😭😭
@yurika4632 ай бұрын
I need to know
@radmandude39252 ай бұрын
Pretty sure this was the episode after House and Cuddy broke up
@tyh18019 күн бұрын
@@radmandude3925I read "blew up" oh my god
@milobowhay2218Ай бұрын
i love this show
@rockeater272 ай бұрын
this vexes me
@lethalfarm2 ай бұрын
We want more
@floortentacles8305 ай бұрын
WHERES “I’m on speed”
@FunniGuy1932Ай бұрын
Pls part 3
@notlunaticdancer43937 күн бұрын
Didn't expect Rayman 2 music
@diromiz5 күн бұрын
@@notlunaticdancer4393 oh shit
@manwtf38832 ай бұрын
greg 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
@eruannacalathiel3990Ай бұрын
"Do I look like an idiot?" Lol. I would've said yes
@noeljose2 ай бұрын
1:57 which episode is this
@gentryfentonКүн бұрын
Holy shit I love this
@minilopkastudios4711Ай бұрын
2:11 "w e l c o m e t o h e l l."
@Maty-tc1ms9 күн бұрын
“g i v e u s y o u r b a l l s”
@slayer5240Ай бұрын
5:25 what episode is that xD
@slayer524024 күн бұрын
Season 5, very close to episode 20
@LittleJohnnyMarston1911Ай бұрын
5:19 6:23 funny
@FilipeeX18 күн бұрын
i need the scene when he tried to cure with malaria
@i.use.arch.btw.00111Ай бұрын
3:48 PLEASE TELL ME WHAT EPISODE IS THAT
@redimane115215 күн бұрын
You should see it with context...
@kyon_gold19 күн бұрын
1:24 THIS VEXES ME! 😂😂😂😂❤
@Weldedhodag2 ай бұрын
3:26 holy shit the size of that guy's nose
@Not_Maës-Gaming9 күн бұрын
8:03 OK i know it's out of context but still, what in the goddam f*** is happening ??
@Pixel_kit1989 күн бұрын
"DEATH TO MONSTERTRUCKS" Edit:CAN SOMEONE PLS TELL ME IN WHAT SEASON AND EPISODE DID HOUSE GRAB A SWORD OUT OF NOWHERE
@The_cozygamer_officalАй бұрын
8:03 I don’t think bodies are soposed to do that
@Catstronautgirl11 күн бұрын
☂️🌂☂️🌂☂️🌂🤨 😐😐”What?” 🤨 “Nothing” 🫤*doom*😠😠
@Justanotherlifeform-xx8lq6 күн бұрын
Never watched this show very confused
@onuroolu7034 күн бұрын
4:23 :D
@symphonyofsolidarity26 күн бұрын
3:57 ive seen him in another movie i think. Whats his name? Pleaseeee help