My favourite moments from House (Season 2)

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[@cabbot_]

house is a freak

[@guramika1]

'are you being intentionally dense?' 'Huh?' has got to be my favorite joke from this show

[@garydixon5838]

Agreed ❤

[@AYBID]

huh?

[@Asirilin]

I dont understand the joke can you explain to me?

[@spv420]

@@Asirilin huh?

[@Asirilin]

@@spv420 huh?

[@billieandersson7078]

"Foreman is black" "What! how long have you been sitting on this information?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheTenthClass]

this vexes me

[@retrodiskette2911]

@@TheTenthClassI too am in this episode.

[@armadilloneister]

This sexes me

[@ozmobozo]

@@TheTenthClass I FORBID THIS

[@soupahsanic6790]

@@TheTenthClass more mouse bites

[@chrisjackson1889]

“Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?” “Are you high?” “It’s Tuesday, I’m wasted” “It’s Wednesday”😂😂😂

[@thewolfwhoisamister]

3:38

[@Menezarian]

reminds me of "there's no i in brain damage"

[@SavvasCube]

One of the funniest scenes in the show :D

[@henryharden]

*if it’s Tuesday, I’m wasted

[@nil_grof]

cameron running away after chase says he kissed that girl will always make me cackle

[@kamrynsikes]

Perfect reactions from everyone there 😂😂

[@ATruckCampbell]

I thought we just didn't talk about that episode.

[@Koraki0000]

@@ATruckCampbell Why not? That was a fantastic episode

[@eruannacalathiel3990]

I died laughing at Cameron and Foreman's looks

[@panonymousbloom5405]

​@@eruannacalathiel3990 you know it's bad when FOREMAN has a reaction 😭

[@King_of_Fire750]

“Are you being intentionally dense?” “Huh” That joke will always get me to laugh

[@nosidamXlynax]

i was the one thousandth like lol. ^_^

[@Aegon1]

3:18 “this is exactly why you can’t touch my markers” house is such a child and I love the nature of how he acts

[@sethrm]

yeah im suprised chase never kissed him

[@pianopuncher]

​@@sethrmholy fuck this joke doesnt have nearly enough likes that was incredible my man

[@alinaozolin3975]

HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING KILLED HIM MY DUDE 😂😂😂​@@sethrm

[@y.yua5]

LMFAOAOAOA​@@sethrm

[@Xezian]

@@sethrm it took me like a solid minute to get this joke but when i did holy shit man oh my god

[@v2actingsus]

20:20 “We’re going to cure DEATH?” “HUHAHAHAHAHA!”

[@chrisjackson1889]

“Doubt it😐”

[@v2actingsus]

(drinks a can of energy the wrong but effective way)

[@ForkGenesis]

"What are you doing?" "Testing a new caffeine delivery system" "He didn't get his beauty sleep"

[@nebulott]

ganondorf

[@angelshopeless]

@@ForkGenesis "wilsons moved in and apparently has unusually loud toenails"

[@Tlaloc1]

"Cameron. I love you." *cotton swabs her mouth* so fucking good i love early house

[@vegetaalmighty8649]

Chase ALMOST clapping at 21:17 gets me every time lol

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super underrated moment

[@v2actingsus]

I never noticed that-

[@opcjanawszystko8074]

I was looking for this comment. Epic :)

[@lucidtofu]

I love how Cameron and Foreman reacted the same to House exposing Chase having kissed the girl and trying to defend himself. It was so visceral they had to ran away to the same corner😂

[@tuellecke1339]

I mean it was kinda weird and disgusting

[@ChelseaSmitherson]

@@tuellecke1339 I mean I do get his thought process though, and the kid's.

[@swhite7929]

What I don't get is the writers' thought process

[@harshivpatel6238]

​@@tuellecke1339I don't get the pedo angle here, the little girl was going to die in matter of 8-9 months, probably even faster, No boy her age was going to kiss her in that cancer ridden stage ordinarily. Isn't it pity & kindness to let her seemingly harmless wish be fulfilled? Or people call that pedo ? AKA people are completely incapable of seeing the scene non-sexually?

[@davidf2244]

​@@swhite7929nah, their whole thing is impossible and uncomfortable decisions, and people making interesting decisions. That's, like, the entire show.

[@chrisjackson1889]

1:15 I’m told Hugh went off script here and the smile was Wilson’s actor breaking character 😂

[@weencut]

thats great

[@VTuber_Clipp3r]

people always say that about actors, actors aren't robots they are allowed to react to comments to create real emotion, smiling doesn't mean its the actor all the time

[@randomracoon8467]

@@VTuber_Clipp3rThey very much are but the often if they’re reading their scripts i’m sure you know they will have ‘stage directions’ which tell them when to do things such as walk somewhere, look somewhere and use facial expressions such as smiling. This is why people often, and rightly describe unscripted smiles as, going off script.

[@darkthought7860]

Everything has to be "he went off script" to make it seem better or something. ​@@VTuber_Clipp3r

[@Leviathan56]

21:15 chase was this close to applauding lmao

[@InsaneoAnal]

he was flabbergasted

[@notme3603]

Lmao i just noticed

[@RedJoker9000]

0:53, im disabled from birth and honestly asked nurses, "why do you place food in rooms with people in comas? They will never eat it". They said it was the rules. Eventually, (as a regular in and out of the hospital) did what House did on days, the food was good. Nurses didn’t care as I was underweight too, so basically didn’t waste the food.

[@copter2000]

When I was a kid, I've lived in a hospital for almost a year (dad got cancer, surgery + Septicemia then he had chemo years later). And can confirm they place food for comas. I actually ask the nurse if I could have that, haha.

[@sleepybean21]

We've got a rectal bleeding What, all of you?

[@babyvia6712]

“You can leave the chocolates downstairs.” LOUD GUNSHOT

[@VTuber_Clipp3r]

yes we saw the video

[@tvbot6496]

I can’t wait to get to that episode and find out the context behind that!

[@Mr.Puzzles-wo8rp]

@@VTuber_Clipp3rthey are just sharing their favorite part! It’s fine! Live a little friend

[@CygnusDoesThings]

What episode is that from??

[@PokeMageTech]

26:26 - gotta admit, Dr. Cameron is SLAYING it in that red dress.

[@BiggieL123]

The delivery of the "H u h ?" is so perfect oh my god

[@Cramhead43]

“How does an inmate on death row get his hands on heroin?” Oh Chase. So young, so naïve.

[@ststst981]

Dont worry he's got the yachting questions covered

[@v2actingsus]

10:49 “What’s goin on?” “It’s not what you think.. I know it looks like we’re cleaning dishes but actually we’re having sex.”

[@fizzyxw]

house is so real

[@marathonmoke3380]

Hes really not lol. Hes great but hes a big baby. Hes the perfect example of “if you dont try you cant fail” he might keep it real with everyone else but he definitely isnt real with himself

[@fizzyxw]

@@marathonmoke3380 yeah thats what i meant lol he was so brutally honest

[@stateofflorida5082]

I don't want to upset you but I think he might not actually be real

[@fizzyxw]

@@stateofflorida5082 i know hes js funny thats what i also meant 🤷‍♀️

[@bigchungus7263]

@@stateofflorida5082*gasps* How did you find this out? Does house know?

[@nikkfrostt]

18:19 Wilson roleplaying God House mocking God Cuddy bursts into the room to yell at House again House 'quick God smite the evil witch!'

[@Healing_Coding]

4:51 What the ... His spanish accent sound super nice, it gave me chills over my spine jajaja, I've must say I could spend all night hearing a podcast with that voice

[@Remembrncee]

10:33 “That stuff could kill me” House: *mocks dying patient*

[@cuddly_hoshino]

"House!" "RuH RoH." House is so damn me

[@Dexter-Morgan-theBHB]

2:28 THIS clip with THIS audio is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen.

[@thesaltypineapple7663]

What even is the context of that clip, it’s insane 😭

[@Dexter-Morgan-theBHB]

@@thesaltypineapple7663 the girl was going to die, and she never kissed a boy. So she asked Chase to give her a kiss to know how it feels once in her life. He gave her the kiss…

[@lennyrumschlag2300]

24:53 I love how House just looks up at everyone, then gets back to his business

[@StarWolf2199]

“Oh, I wouldn’t do that” was too perfectly timed 😂

[@angelrosales4575]

Even Foreman's face like look at his eyes😂

[@bucketman5241]

"Ok, we've got a neurological problem here." "There's something wrong with my brain?" " OH yeah"

[@DONUT2858]

His face when he says it kills me every time😂😂

[@cube9967]

4:16 “you’re kidding” “yeah” LOL

[@TheZenarck]

"Aw dammit, she always want's to know why bad things happen, like I'm gonna come up with a new excuse this time" House was the best of TV

[@kamrynsikes]

House: “I love you” *swabs Cameron’s open mouth* Cameron: *um, okay… was he serious about the I love you part? Walk away? Yeah, walk away*

[@biantheian956]

11:10 "brothers on the down low got to." great line

[@saintdane7336]

7:11 god it’s good to see Chase is already becoming the new House this early in the series

[@NaschC101]

"He was also hit by a bullet. " " He was shot," " No, someone threw it at him"

[@mattpeters4356]

"There's a reason they call it a whiteboard" has me to laugh in my ass off😂

[@ShadowSkyX]

Then you wouldn't mind giving me that *black* marker then.

[@jarrettdavis1181]

14:14 that smirk from the nurse was great. 😂

[@mayraflores9269]

14:05 one of the funniest clinic scenes ever 😂. House’s facial expressions are gold

[@bmxriderforlife1234]

I was looking for someone to talk about this one xD

[@Soul_Alpha]

NAHHH CHASE GOT THE NUT BLOOD BUSTED ON HIS FACE😭

[@ChosenG22]

BRUH Nah

[@kamrynsikes]

Chase so pretty the patient busted from lookin at him frfr

[@Fanboy_of_everything]

@@kamrynsikes relatable

[@computernaut]

💀💀💀

[@sammie.x3]

that chase moment was just... so strange...

[@sleepybean21]

I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE KISSED HER ON THE FOREHEAD OR ON THE CHEEK, NOT ON THE LIPS WTF

[@natalia-ej9ks]

idk why everyone freaks out over it… there were no foul intentions and he was fulfilling a dying girl’s wish

[@nicholasbradshaw]

If the issue here falls under doctor-patient relations, I feel the need to remind the viewers that we're watching HOUSE. The characters also aren't real, and surely if there was a problem then the hundreds of staff watching the scene would have said something by now.

[@sleepybean21]

@@natalia-ej9ks sure, no foul intention, but it looks weird asf on the lips, otherwise would be fine by me

[@onepunchman6165]

She's fking dying ​@@sleepybean21

[@richardw64]

"House. This is God !" My favourite Wilson moment.

[@MyDreamsOfLife-w8v]

"Paranoid?" "Am not." Definitely what a paranoid person would say. 😂

[@maikybravo6108]

You're in denial…

[@BazookaGamingGirl]

Here are the episode timestamps since it’s not clear in the video: 0:00 Episode 1 “Acceptance” 1:33 Episode 2 “Autopsy” 3:47 Episode 3 “Humpty Dumpty” 4:58 Episode 4 “TB or Not TB” 7:05 Episode 5 “Daddy’s Boy” 9:01 Episode 6 “Spin” 10:39 Episode 7 “Hunting” 11:37 Episode 8 “The Mistake” 13:26 Episode 9 “Deception” 15:13 Episode 10 “Failure to Communicate” 15:34 Episode 11 “Need to Know” 16:14 Episode 12 “Distractions” 17:58 Episode 13 “Skin Deep” 19:20 Episode 14 “Sex Kills” 20:25 Episode 15 “Clueless” 22:39 Episode 16 “Safe” 25:25 Episode 17 “All In” 27:43 Episode 18 “Sleeping Dogs Lie” 29:12 Episode 19 “House vs God” 30:06 Episode 20 “Euphoria Part 1” 31:31 Episode 21 “Euphoria Part 2” 31:41 Episode 22 “Forever” 32:50 Episode 23 “Who’s Your Daddy?” 35:05 Episode 24 “No Reason”

[@electronicmusicluvrr]

PIN THISSS

[@vastro921]

Damn, every episode and in order. Don't see that a lot. Thanks for the timestamps.

[@animalsarethebest3974]

Not all heroes wear capes, they told the episodes for us. 👸

[@chrisjackson1889]

24:06 Wilson’s reaction was golden😂

[@noroij6175]

Damn that cow patient's gotta be my favorite, and that cow impression at 20:10 ... Just excellent

[@chrisjackson1889]

25:49 Thank you for including this in the Dr House Hall of Comebacks

[@beani]

4:37 needed to save that

[@WildCharger]

“huh?”

[@alanolivas7228]

I came straight to the comment section just for this 😂

[@sk1ller_604]

I thought this is gonna be a Minecraft zombie sound effect

[@nsrikumaran]

"You don't like to swallow, not surprised" is out of pocket

[@EnvixtyRBLX]

23:50 “there’s a reason they call it the white board” had me 💀

[@airishunter]

I love it when House pretends to be the ducklings at 35:14 🤣

[@viccz9373]

I like that you call them the ducklings. XD it fits perfectly

[@hiropon2985]

@@viccz9373 we used to call them this back in the fandom days, it's so beautiful to see in the wild

[@mrjakeisnumber2]

There's no way that Chase kissing that child was ANYONE's favorite moment

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yeah but it gives context to the teams reaction which is funny

[@v1v44nshorts8]

r/okbuddyvicodin ahh momenr

[@sexygirlmax2019]

​@@v1v44nshorts8 thank you for introducing me to such a vital subreddit lmao

[@discogypsyfish9577]

​@@weencutI thought it was nice :/

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@@discogypsyfish9577 freak

[@avaskipper5349]

I was laughing even before I started the video because I remember the scene of the thumbnail picture "Cuddy-are you intentionally being dense?""House-HUH"

[@nokonation40]

"Oh my god....she's got pictures of YOU in here. Just you--It's like some kind of weird shrine." "You're kidding?" "Yeah." LOVED Hugh's delivery here

[@KingOfStopMotion]

2:15 I love how genuinely horrified House is.

[@AngelOfDC]

"Are you being intentionally dense?!" *_"Huh?"_*

[@00Jaxs013]

"This is exactly why you can't touch my markers."

[@BurningQu3stion]

27:31 greatest house line

[@babyvia6712]

I intentionally skipped that moment in the cancer episode so I didn’t have to see Chase mack on a child so it really gave me a jumpscare seeing it and it’s worse than I thought it would be

[@sexygirlmax2019]

MACK ON A CHILD 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@wobby1268]

"Mack on a child"? People should grow the fuck up.

[@babyvia6712]

@@wobby1268 Okay. Chase put his mouth on a child’s mouth and kissed her tenderly. Does that help? Is that grown up enough for you?

[@sethrm]

i think they might've cut it out on hulu because i didnt even see it in the episode, it just cut to the ducklings and house talking

[@robertjames5522]

@@sethrmyea people are soft af in these modern times

[@negi6071]

i will never get tired of house

[@milacuellar27]

“There’s a reason they call it the white board” WHAT

[@sexygirlmax2019]

he was unabashedly racist to foreman so many times 😭

[@eusouoedy]

"most of your comments towards hospital personnel are racist or sexist" said cuddy once on his evaluation LOL

[@thebusygamer6836]

4:35 i cant see this normally after the villager sound

[@sexygirlmax2019]

my personal favorite is the pharaoh's curse edit lmao Are you being intentionally dense? *curses Cuddy with the pharaoh's curse*

[@ruperttownsend7056]

😂

[@saptatyas1747]

"You Can't Stop Our Love" 😅😅

[@josha2139]

"brilliant, she'll never suspect that Normandy is her target." as a history buff that is fucking good

[@WrecklessRetro]

18:48 "Quick! God, smite the evil witch!"

[@lizardwhale4303]

4:34 my favorite delivery in all of house

[@Harry-ff4vx]

Cam: We’re gonna cure death? House: mwhahahahaha

[@chazfromouterspace]

That last clip was one hell of a way to end it

[@anthonydavid8164]

every time the chase laughs at house jokes its like he is admiring hugh's acting

[@ChillinHD]

Props to house's acting and huge props to the writers who created house. This was hilarious

[@Lucca-An-Aspiring-Poet]

The prodigal son returneth!

[@eruannacalathiel3990]

😂😂😂 love Cameron and Foremans looks after Chase admitted to kissing the 9 year old with cancer

[@stellamal7088]

What a wonderful show ❤ fantastic acting on the part of Hugh Laurie, and the rest of the cast is perfect, also, especially wilson this show should go on forever

[@43TD]

Timestamp for everytime house does a funny Ruh roh 0:23 Sandwich time 0:56 Bros before hoes 1:18 Silly face 1:38 😮 2:22 House asks a legal question 3:37 House is feeling funny 3:42 House makes a discovery 4:11 huh 4:37 Mexican House 4:50 Im not doing all 30 minutes chat

[@DUMS_person]

4:35 BEST DAMN SCENE EVER, and I have to say the brainrotted memes add an inevitably nice touch

[@KM-jb3vg]

Glad this is having a resurgence I loved this show and have enjoyed watching it again

[@AnamChaudhari-mo3ol]

“Bros before hoes “ House and Wilson ‘ s bromance man . 😂😢.

[@parsley7792]

Ruh roh plays in my head on repeat 24/7

[@josephveysey2724]

you can quote me: c u d d y.. 😂😂😂😂 love it

[@BOBO-xe6rl]

After watching all these videos i cannot miss the fact that Hugh making his US accent sounds like him having cold

[@victork.8860]

I thought he sounded nasally sometimes, lol

[@EphemeralProductions]

27:40. somehow I don't think that was in the script. LOL and 29:00! hilarious!

[@TheHiddenGlitch]

04:35 "Are you being intentionally DENSE?" "huh???"

[@freedomclub866]

"Oh hell naww!" 😂 2:28

[@sorryshiina6264]

House immediately going for his pills when the cow lover talks.

[@P.A.T.S.91]

27:33 by far the funniest line in the video

[@kashimcx]

"there's a reason they call it a white board" 💀💀

[@maxy988is_fam4]

House is the embodiment of our intuitive thoughts 😂😂😂

[@TenTenTamten]

Hugh Laurie nailed that american accent tbh

[@gamerzone0764]

3:17 Jesse was def about to say one small kiss for man😂

[@EphemeralProductions]

5:42 !!! lmao got me chuckling immediately!

[@isabelleswigert228]

“Which means, herpes!” “Herpes??” “Herpes. Your turn.” I love this show so much😂

[@hidaven2006]

“Bros before hoes 👊” - House 2007

[@AegisGaming99]

33:25 actually gave me chills holy

[@chingonsto]

i love you for uploading such a goated compilation, you will get your recognition.

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tysm

[@pepsimaxaddict02]

damn part 2 came faster than expected keep em coming!!

[@dannydominguez7346]

House... this is God... They had fun with that scene

[@fiveseven15]

‘When we got a yachting question we’ll come to you’ 😂😂😂

[@hypergr4vity1]

"if you don't go all in I'm gonna tell everyone in the building you're wearing nail polish" 😐😐😐 "I'm all in"

[@harveymorgan8363]

These are superb haha keep them coming

[@weencut]

will do

[@RthatCS]

"Bro's BeForE HoEs MeEeN👊"

[@Spedatr0n]

Truly a crazy show.

[@nosidamXlynax]

holly crap i love your channel outro lol and gosh that last seen with chase and the guys private area exploding blood on him was the stuff of pure nightmares lol. ^_^

[@anime_erotika585]

-Are you kidding? -Yeah Probably first time in history this question is answered with yes lmao