Some of the funnier moments from House M.D. I believe I captured most of them although some were purposefully omitted. This content is not mine. All content is the property of NBC Universal.
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@RuralTowner5 жыл бұрын
"I just went to my happy place." "We cannot let House anywhere near this woman."
@HK5565 жыл бұрын
That slow look upwards before the delivery really sells the line.
@deidaratsuchikage2894 жыл бұрын
RuralTowner What chapter is that one????
@yasharmj17174 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@RuralTowner4 жыл бұрын
@@deidaratsuchikage289 No idea. Only quoted lines from this clip.
@Aaronmajowskavitz4 жыл бұрын
@@yasharmj1717 its because house could act reckless and get away with alot if the patient didnt care
@camilleolson98875 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry but I'm going through a tunnel, in a canyon, on an airplane, while hanging up the phone." *I love this show! 😁*
@user-dk9qu8ys4d4 жыл бұрын
That is not the actual quote.
@Robbie324 жыл бұрын
Close enough.
@AltFnF43 жыл бұрын
“If your gonna kill me and rape me, please do it in that order”
@marcoliver79142 жыл бұрын
Funniest house quote I've heard.
@AshutoshPandeyDrumBeat2 жыл бұрын
@@AltFnF4 à
@sariadrawzthingz45294 жыл бұрын
House: *realizes he's about to blow up* House: huh...
@vrass7754 жыл бұрын
That's what we call an oh crap moment.
@melosan58684 жыл бұрын
Which ep is that one?
@UnhingedJesterGaming4 жыл бұрын
It's kind of a "welp!" moment considering he didn't anticipate it and when he did notice he was like "nothing I can really do at this point..."
@House_MAL3 жыл бұрын
Did he die or no
@LuxiChara3 жыл бұрын
@@melosan5868 some random episode I believe, it's just a dream anyway so good luck finding it
@analisantos32072 жыл бұрын
Taub's impression of Foreman is priceless 😂😂😂
@DMoney011 Жыл бұрын
😂😂it’s spot on Foreman always had the same expression no matter what the situation was
@WouldntULikeToKnow.4 ай бұрын
😐
@jacobocto14224 жыл бұрын
"Do I look like an idiot?" *Visible Restraint*
@mackay105 жыл бұрын
I will never get sick of the “Fight the Power” scene...😂
@benwu79802 жыл бұрын
It's so cleverly done with the background staff and passing people, just little reactions and move along with whatever doing.
@kathykirkland70792 жыл бұрын
@@benwu7980 lpp0
@charlesharrison4077 Жыл бұрын
I was over it 6 seconds in
@carolina.darling4 жыл бұрын
‘was thinking about huge throbbing di...agnostic skills‘ Laughed soooo hard
@ivydex30734 жыл бұрын
Carolina So...ahhh!
@laurie1503 жыл бұрын
Best line! And the way he said it. Lol 😆
@nonexistentaspen22 күн бұрын
My mouth genuinely dropped hearing that
@Xylarxcode7 жыл бұрын
The inhalor one was my favorite. House's face was like: Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this next moment sooo much.
@Lightblinder7 жыл бұрын
or also "come on, you're making it too easy"
@MrVauxs7 жыл бұрын
"are you being serious? this is ludicrous AND ridiculus!"
@kommo17 жыл бұрын
There is so much beauty in this world.
@amitir225 жыл бұрын
i think he just thought to himself: i remembered why i live for
@klklkl4275865 жыл бұрын
@@kommo1 Kirito?
@827Drew5 жыл бұрын
'She might be armed, I'd have her deliver it shirtless.' My god, I miss this show.
@flickcentergaming6805 жыл бұрын
"Bubbles." "Is that your new stripper name?" "Yes."
@SomeoneElse-8 жыл бұрын
"Holding things in can give you cancer!" Yeah, about that.......
@beastmasterbg6 жыл бұрын
Appolo lel
@jmsg_PR5 жыл бұрын
Foreshadowing
@EPrimeify5 жыл бұрын
What? I don't ge---OOOOOhh, dude.
@Volcanflame4 жыл бұрын
and also, "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die"
@tylerv54134 жыл бұрын
😩😭
@petitebaje7 жыл бұрын
The inhaler scene gets me every time, House's face. :'D
@hollyb6885 Жыл бұрын
I loved how, at the end of the scene, the lady leaves the exam room and says, “JERK”. Cuddy asks House what that was about and he says, “Jamaican chicken recipe “. 😂😂
@georgerogers21204 жыл бұрын
"Was it Taub?" "I'll never tell. But, yes."
@zwarteschim Жыл бұрын
Love Cuddy😂
@devourerofnuggets9 жыл бұрын
"I think my penis stopped breathing... Do you know CPR?" That has gotta be the best pick-up line ever.
@citlalialejandraguevara65268 жыл бұрын
Which episode was that?
@DoubleUProds7 жыл бұрын
Careful Penile Resuscitation?
@aronnemcsik6 жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure he reused this line when they were making out and got a diffrent answer ;)
@reznof20116 жыл бұрын
rapu jfjfhdhdhn
@roxanajohnson27895 жыл бұрын
"we cannot let House anywhere near this woman" lol
@professorjamesmoriarty51915 жыл бұрын
That's one of the best.
@lors84005 жыл бұрын
I need to know which episode this was again. O wanna rewatch it
@tylerv54134 жыл бұрын
With Felicia Day?
@speedshot65654 жыл бұрын
Roxana Johnson lol I think the ep. is called “Big Baby”
@matthewrowley8133 жыл бұрын
"No one can stop me from being premature." Best quote.
@KitsunenoHibi4 жыл бұрын
XD Hey, at least the whole "fight the power" incident made the patient smile. House patients never have much to smile about, so giving that young man a grin is a good deed!
@alanwatts58233 жыл бұрын
Well the boombox gave new symptom (he wasn't feeling vibration in His hands)
@thatgrumpychick49286 жыл бұрын
4:04 We can't let house anywhere near this woman
@ytw1014 жыл бұрын
4 seconds off
@tiffanypersaud35184 жыл бұрын
6:09 This show is subtlety genius. The patient was dead and loved how House communicated with the vibrations of the loud music. Needless to say whenever House visits a patient, which is rare, he is always diagnosing. Pissing others off in the process, win-win. “Fight the power!”
@alanb88843 жыл бұрын
You might want to edit 'dead' to 'deaf'
@jonnysupreme2 жыл бұрын
💀 😅
@Anthroparian Жыл бұрын
Bitch was dead????
@icybear12344 жыл бұрын
omg that guy with a broken finger, that scene is as funny as lady with an inhaler
@observer6984 жыл бұрын
I didn't get the part until I read the broken finger comment :D
@hemanthchukku6 жыл бұрын
Here's my impression of foreman on happiest day of his life 😡 And here's the saddest day of his life 😡
@nathanrees48554 жыл бұрын
I think it was more 😐
@jimcanterak73497 жыл бұрын
"Keeping things in can give you cancer!" 3 seasons later...
@jmsg_PR7 жыл бұрын
Jim Canterak Oh the irony
@quoniam4266 жыл бұрын
I hope he regreted that joke...
@majinnemesis6 жыл бұрын
Quo Niam no he probably went "see i was right holding things can give you cancer"
@QixTheDS5 жыл бұрын
Wrong quote
@nileman99075 жыл бұрын
Too soon!
@imworm86954 жыл бұрын
"If I get drunk there's a chance I'll makeout with the strippers or become one"
@Gulliolm3 жыл бұрын
Sold!
@videocommets2 жыл бұрын
@@Gulliolm Okay.
@thatgrumpychick49286 жыл бұрын
Show me how the inhaler works *does it stupidly* House is thinking oh I'm going to have fun with this
@jaymer1235 жыл бұрын
deekat3279 how about you learn that pentagrams aren’t necessarily associated with Satanism and leave the person alone? The comment was made a year ago after all.
@jaymer1235 жыл бұрын
deekat3279 wow I don’t respond to you and you decide to be an ass! Also you changed the subject. All I was saying was the pentacle or pentagram is not associated specifically with Satanism. Also if you actually look up the beliefs of Satanism it’s more about putting yourself before others and taking care of yourself. It’s not as evil as most people think. I’m not a satanist hell I’m an atheist but maybe you should do your research.
@tylerv54134 жыл бұрын
deekat3279 Pentacles are the symbol in any orientation, pentagrams are physical objects with pentacles on them such as pendants, coasters, etc. And your comments were fairly condescending; that’s not what most spiritual people consider good karma/whichever terminology you choose. “An harm ye none” is when people are affected negatively, not whether you think they should feel harmed or not.
@steztoyz3 жыл бұрын
"She sends one of yours to the hospital, send one of hers to the morgue." ...Laurie did a perfect Sean Connery. 🤣
@hybr1d215 жыл бұрын
2:58 their fearful screams is absolutely hilarious
@tebellontsebeng40245 жыл бұрын
Juuzou Suzuya lol this kills me all the time
@tylerv54134 жыл бұрын
ZOMBIE lol
@tjjordan4207 Жыл бұрын
It would even more hilarious if they pulled an Alien moment with them (points to anyone who gets the joke/old reference).
@Captn_Slow5 жыл бұрын
"Seizure, death or worse" "Double death?"
@judekanawati74674 жыл бұрын
Because you’re Batman?
@MiladyRevan3 ай бұрын
Or worse! Expellllllllled!
@moreblack3 жыл бұрын
2:10 "Holding things in can give you cancer!" Ouch, poor Wilson.
@jaynerobinson57215 жыл бұрын
House: Just say you're a middle-aged Chinese woman. Wilson: Fine House: Say it. Wilson: I'm a middle-aged Chinese woman. lol
@joao94vieira7 жыл бұрын
"Taub. Another graduate of the House school of being a dick" I just love that delivery
@georgexatz41625 жыл бұрын
House had the happiest face ever after that lady uses her inhaler
@GabrielleHayes19214 жыл бұрын
Remy/13 is so awesome. I love how she just throws shit right back at House without a second thought, I love her so much lol
@aritragupta41827 жыл бұрын
Treatment by 'fighting the power'...wish I had a doctor like House
@WeaponLight7 жыл бұрын
Aritra Gupta he would kill u moron
@denisethasder81937 жыл бұрын
WeaponLight Doctor house was the country's best diagnostician in the show, how is he that bad?
@davidturner62807 жыл бұрын
can you tell me which episode is that one?
@yt-sh5 жыл бұрын
House is not practically applicable as most of Diagnosis he makes at end can be sorted if he starts it off like what any Med school follows...
@venusmoondust5 жыл бұрын
the lady and the inhaler. always a classic
@827Drew4 жыл бұрын
She uses it like she's putting on perfume. :D
@jibblesq5 жыл бұрын
4:12 "Nobody can stop me from being premature." That little laugh shit after just about killed me.
@lemonnitrate30502 жыл бұрын
“Holding things in can give you cancer!” Aged WONDERFULLY
@EdsterIII5 жыл бұрын
I love how Thirteen doesn't bother to play games. She just goes with it basically telling him shut up dumbass let's work. Olivia Wlide is just that Wild.
@bridget39563 жыл бұрын
"She looks pretty good for someone on roofies"
@sandcoffin26578 жыл бұрын
My only criticism of this video is that it needs more Kutner.
@warpspeedchic69327 жыл бұрын
we all needed more Kutner
@gillianlefrancois93947 жыл бұрын
I just saw Kal Penn in a new series on Netflix, he's really good
@warpspeedchic69327 жыл бұрын
Gillian Lefrancois what's he in?
@amun10403 жыл бұрын
@FullmetalandtheFlame Yes, it was his decision to leave, he was offered a job in the white house. Really not a tv show, the real white house public relations' team.
@sparkynicole39415 жыл бұрын
4:30 that moment when House actually looks sad and chastised Is... it’s, it’s beautiful
@balalaika12334 жыл бұрын
6:36 even Foreman winked when he heard that 😂 Can't blame the guy, Olivia Wilde is a beauty
@anthonydooleyii76784 жыл бұрын
The wink was so subtle but perfectly timed.
@mattsmith2359 жыл бұрын
6:04 best bit in all of houses funny moments
@tebellontsebeng40245 жыл бұрын
matt smith dance moves🤣🤣🤣
@wakeruncollapse3 жыл бұрын
5:38 is absolutely vicious and I love it.
@Lia-wi4bc4 жыл бұрын
Woman sprays inhaler on her neck. House: I am about to end this woman’s career
@samuelblackmon4933 жыл бұрын
She left the exam room saying jerk and when Cuddy asked why, House said they were discussing Chicken recipes
@thatgrumpychick49284 жыл бұрын
3:00 will always be my favourite part of the whole season
@lukahikano30044 жыл бұрын
i love how at first everyone was like omg house you cant do that then by season 5 everyone's joining in
@ismok3dopelik3kidcudi7 жыл бұрын
"In florida they said: Jesus is on my cheese sandwich."
@theeorangeofthyorangetree7 жыл бұрын
3:52 oh my god his face suits my life...
@j.peterse81069 жыл бұрын
people who don't know thirteen is a person are going to get do confused by this comment section
@gabicastle92177 жыл бұрын
Peteto Chibs eleven's sister
@benjaminprins96214 жыл бұрын
She’s a person, a very VERY attractive person.
@Duckaluckatape9 жыл бұрын
I love thirteen
@Sai4651 Жыл бұрын
5:52 - House's response always gets me 🤣 He was ready to feed these cancer research mice to a cat.
@GRDwashere8 жыл бұрын
'speculation makes a spec out of u and some guy named lation... which doesn't affect me at all' ...I'm sooo using that at work.
@ThatGuy_2125 жыл бұрын
When you assume you make an ASS out of U and ME. Assume.
@observer6984 жыл бұрын
@@ThatGuy_212 I think this was better than the speculation
@marcoliver7914 Жыл бұрын
7:00 "You see the problem with speculation is you make a spec out of you and some guy named lation, which really doesn't affect me at all"
@nasrinv5 жыл бұрын
Taub is so underrated and Olivia Wilde is a Goddess ❤️
@selenan41405 жыл бұрын
We cannot let house anywhere near this woman
@paranoidandroid60953 жыл бұрын
4:55 One of the best moments in the show
@serotonin92184 жыл бұрын
“The struggle to resistance ones captures is never pointless. Vive la résistance!” 😂
@davidoncioiu35956 жыл бұрын
6:37 Yes, please
@perpetus25145 жыл бұрын
David Oncioiu what episode
@callmecanis73444 жыл бұрын
1:48 Moments from death, and Houses last words of choice: *Huh*
@nunyabusiness78244 жыл бұрын
what episode is it?
@saitamaonepuuunch68834 жыл бұрын
That looks when she shows him how to inhaler works in priceless lmao! OMG i'm dying !!! 03:50
@falke_blade93415 жыл бұрын
2:43 he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way love that quote from The untouchables by sean connery
@louff4tw746 Жыл бұрын
“Holding things in can give you cancer” He predicted it
@abb55964 жыл бұрын
2:41 is the best Sean connery impression I've heard
@augusthawks65764 жыл бұрын
03:37 "Do I look like an idiot?" I laugh every time I see that. The one with the jelly cracks me up, too.
@kevinboudreaux7860 Жыл бұрын
"House! what are you doing?" "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm fighting the power!"
@electronicsandroboticsclub7502 жыл бұрын
"If you're gonna kill me and rape me, please do it in that order" my sides hurt🤣
@evilmorty-tv1xs6 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Kutner
@yardbarr9 жыл бұрын
olivia wild is the most beautiful woman on earth mate.
@nightwolfjr.61846 жыл бұрын
Sold
@Scoreman77695 жыл бұрын
I prefer what's her name from the prison during the last season
5 жыл бұрын
not without make up
@siemniak5 жыл бұрын
@@Scoreman7769 Adams way hotter and Dominica too
@dylantruong8975 жыл бұрын
@@siemniak yupp
@RedHall4 жыл бұрын
Woman: Do I look like an idiot? House: No. Would you show me how your inhaler works Woman uses her inhaler like perfume Me facepalms
@turbonutterbastard697 жыл бұрын
I like Thirteen more as "Bubbles".
@world.enterprises12254 жыл бұрын
6:48 Tiny Wilson
@mitchelnorton2692 Жыл бұрын
That scene where House had the boom box playing" Fight The Power" never gets old.
@picantchew26337 жыл бұрын
3:36-3:54 I've been searching that scene for soo longg
@wildcardedits5 жыл бұрын
pi can't chew me too and army 💪 lmao
@gem_bob95 Жыл бұрын
I can’t get over that inhaler woman! I’ve heard stories that actually happens 😂
@PhantomFan1a4 жыл бұрын
Love the part where he is shouting at Cuddy 'Have you seen my balls?' Although I am surprised one of them wasn't blue because that would have made the joke that much funnier :D
@gauravsherke41277 ай бұрын
That comeback though 3:14😂😂 His comeback
@carlosconde65124 жыл бұрын
3:50 the look on his face says so much
@tonycadenas70595 жыл бұрын
I love thirteen.❤️ she is one of the most beautiful Doctor's on the show.❤️ She's one of my favorite characters too.
@quoniam4264 жыл бұрын
Not only beautiful but also witty enough to awnser a troll joke with another one without even giving a shit about what people might think of her.
@listrahtes2 жыл бұрын
A stark contrast to the beauty prison doc in the last season which was basically a nice face with zero charisma.
@ytw1012 жыл бұрын
4:01 the look sold me so good
@goth9ever8 жыл бұрын
That fight the power bit made me fucking LOL nonestop!
@dxrebel11 ай бұрын
Love how 13 usually fires right back
@suhassubbanna4 жыл бұрын
6:16, he looks like walmart version of Matt Damon
@bigtub11013 жыл бұрын
“She looks pretty good for someone on roofies” Brooooooo
@bkurtz87704 жыл бұрын
Dr Park and Dr Masters prettiest Drs on the show
@BTZR3 жыл бұрын
Yes they are very cute and nice
@annheaton22436 жыл бұрын
Of the first five seasons, this was the best. Some stunning epsiodes.
@JuanPabloContrerasC4 жыл бұрын
3:20 "when are YOU taking vacations 1313" XD the look on Olivia xD
@investigate3_119 жыл бұрын
My feelings towards Thirteen are ambivalent.
@TrainHunter94YT Жыл бұрын
House: *turns stove on and gas hisses* House: "Huh." *BOOM* Edit: "Worst? Double death". Rumor has it 2 negatives equal 1 positive.
@loriwalters1437 Жыл бұрын
I love this collection of seasonal funniest moments
@txominabel6353 Жыл бұрын
I just went to my happy place We can not let house anywhere near this woman Kills me every time 😹😹😹😹
@spikegilfer19975 жыл бұрын
6:43 Foreman's fucking wink
@hateefull13995 жыл бұрын
I love how House was like huh facing that he could almost die lmao
@kiarialuna9125 жыл бұрын
My favorite was "Fight the Power"
@Broski81372 жыл бұрын
2:10 Wow that line hurts
@steztoyz Жыл бұрын
@2:43 A nearly perfect Sean Connery in the Untouchables.
@scenicpseudo30125 жыл бұрын
- death, or worse - worse ? dooble death ? 🤣
@R1E4_M7 жыл бұрын
3:35 one of the best moment of the show
@tylerv54134 жыл бұрын
That House keeps a straight face at all is a testament to Laurie’s acting skills
@TheKronos7893 жыл бұрын
You missed one good scene from The Social Contract where a patient couldn't stop himself from telling Cuddy how sexy he though she was.
@HerkulesRS4 жыл бұрын
the Sean Connery imitation was spot on lol
@cameronsadam Жыл бұрын
i love wilson sm and how much he puts up with Houses bullshit