House Plays In The Hospital's Benefit Poker Tournament | House M.D..

House casually shifts his focus back and forth between a poker match with Cuddy and a familiar seeming case about a young boy with profuse bleeding in his stool.
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From episode "All In" (Season 2, Episode 17): The hospital is hosting an oncology benefit poker tournament when a six-year-old boy is brought in exhibiting symptoms identical to those of a patient House had twelve years ago. House is convinced the boy's case is identical and he can predict the course of the young patient's illness, which ended in the first patient's death.
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[@nobodyhere9849]

That Ohohoho by Wilson is just perfect

[@caseyporter499]

He did a George castanza

[@Whatisfetch]

OhohohHO

[@shmendusel]

@@caseyporter499 I thought he did a josh radnor

[@BEDLAMITE-5280ft.]

Gay

[@nobodyhere9849]

@@BEDLAMITE-5280ft. you too

[@justincase7848]

They are all such great actors but Wilson is just so so great. There's something about his noble martyring that never ceases to make me laugh.

[@jonnekallu1627]

Wilson is the yin to House's yang. House is Holmes. Wilson is Watson.

[@Richardschulzeca]

then....rent or buy "Swing Kids"....I think you'll enjoy...Batman is in it also...

[@ACTUALLYRICH]

Well said

[@justincase7848]

@@ACTUALLYRICH :)

[@justincase7848]

(just noticed your actuallyrich... Very funny cause I'm broke but my last name is Reich...)

[@KaiserVonWilhelm1]

I love this clip so much. House figures out the game with Cuddy so fast its boring. So to make it more stimulating he drags out the game against her, through Wilson, while solving a case. It's genius

[@poryg5350]

Actuslly, he drags the game to make sure Cuddy doesn't return to treat the kid, because she'd treat him for gastroenteritis when it wasn't one.

[@kinslay3r]

@@TheAustinGuy No, poker

[@ImAlpine]

​@@kinslay3r This made me laugh more than it should have

[@samueldownie2187]

We’ve seen House on Vicodin, imagine House on adderall. He might cure the entire hospital in one day

[@DavidKnowles0]

@@samueldownie2187 Wasn't there a scene when he was bored and he walked an diagnose everyone queuing up for the clinic.

[@dars5229]

Based on this scene alone, House would make a great Bond villain. Just swap Wilson out for Daniel Craig. "Very impressive, double oh seven. But I know for a fact that you don't have lupus."

[@ShimmyMD]

Hahahah

[@kennyg7163]

And his backstory how he got evil is wilson succumbed to his cancer, his leg gets cut off and he has nothing to lose.

[@ryszakowy]

@@kennyg7163 tagged and bagged we're making a movie out of this by 2026

[@A-G-A-G]

Ever seen the night manager? He plays a great villain alongside a Bond-like Tom hiddleston character

[@mariosebastiani3214]

"How?" "Cause it's never lupus."

[@Pablo-V]

2:18 "They don't match either" - Gregory House, giving third degree burns since 2004

[@666neoselen]

fact is, no matter what language you use, this burns the same

[@michaelccozens]

As doctors, they'd know that, like testes or eyes or ears, human breasts are almost never perfectly symmetrical. Still a good line, though.

[@j.madelozo8222]

What did he mean by that? Genuine q 😂

[@Driolo95]

⁠@@j.madelozo8222Cuddy’s honkers

[@nogoat]

5:52 Wilson's Poker Face just makes the scene 10x funnier.

[@purplegoopguy]

He looks so dead lmao

[@adoptdontshop3911]

o_o

[@HanMew]

House could literally be about any other profession and he'd be perfect.

[@thefausty5195]

As much as I know, House is like crazy smart, and combined with this obsessiveness, he would great as anything.

[@nandotemplo]

That actually happens in the series. He gives up medicine and tries a few other things, but nothing can keep his attention or help with his leg

[@21N13]

Well, yeah, that's why he's Sherlock House!

[@MarkJohnson-ro1ed]

House CPA?

[@ArgonTheAware]

@@MarkJohnson-ro1ed Forensic accounting to figure out who is embezzling, money laundering or setting up shell corporations to avoid taxes would be the kind of puzzles that House could sink his teeth into, especially if he hooked up with the DEA to makes the stakes life or death going up against the drug cartels

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

House can read cuddy like a book...he doesn't even have to be there to do it.🤣🃏

[@liquidsnakex]

Easy to do when it’s just written into the script...

[@silox100]

@@liquidsnakex Well you must be fun at parties.

[@supershinigami1]

@@silox100 it's the truth though

[@swimfast724]

@liquidsnakex you know, most people like to just enjoy the show and immerse themselves in it to distract them from their daily lives. Have fun and relax, you know? You can't do that if you're always critical

[@ishaanawasthi416]

​@@supershinigami1 I don't understand, what's the truth? That the actors are playing characters? Of course, the show has a script, and the character House can read the character Cuddy like a book? What's the "gotcha" here?

[@Zeroeah]

"Thanks to your last consult, the patient has improved dramatically." LMAOOO

[@TatendaZiyambi]

3:30 *“If I didn’t screw with you’d spend all night thinking you’ll get laid. Which means you would be useless. Better to extinguish all hope!”* 😂😂😂

[@crazyman8472]

House: “I’m a doctor, not a gambler!” Wilson: “You could’ve fooled me.” 🤑

[@smurfyday]

House is the anti-wingman.

[@bait5257]

@@smurfyday bruh

[@Onchisteful]

At the end of the episode, House and Wilson play poker while people start moving all the decoration away from the hospital, that was really fun to watch

[@EmperorRahem]

Makes it feel like a real friendship. Well written

[@Edgariki]

@@EmperorRahem They actually close friends as an actors too.

[@swimfast724]

@Edgar yeah they were 😊 I'm not sure why but it makes me like the show even more

[@victorpradha9946]

"All-in" is a quintessential House episode. It has ALL the earmarks of House's personality, his use/abuse of his team, his dynamic with Wilson, his penchant for walking ALL OVER Cuddy, his disdain for the parents of a patient, his obsessiveness and in the end, his need to know that he has some unique value in this world that makes him worthy of validation and attention despite his many shortcomings.

[@Lia-ij4mg]

@@swimfast724 “were”? they aren’t any more??

[@fantasyarch]

Wilson's doctor-poker code is hilarious

[@InfinityFishing]

House always wins even he is out of the game

[@HouseM.D.]

lol really nice 👏

[@Messilegend1000]

@@HouseM.D. ah so you do read comments! Here's five dozen premium high fives for uploading. Five more after the job is done.

[@MasterThePigeon]

"Brilliant, she'll never suspect that Normandy is our target." Lmao i can't breathe

[@bigrubberfist2945]

1:53 "Don't play games." Lol little does Cuddy know she just started House's favorite game of all

[@imstupid880]

I do like the detail that House left with a pair of aces, implying that the situation was actually quite urgent.

[@sorin_markov]

Well, he wanted the game to go on longer. If he had called and they flipped, Cuddy was out. He had to fold to keep Cuddy occupied

[@justinalicea1590]

​@@sorin_markov House just wanted to look into the situation himself due to a personal issue he had with a similar case. So he left as naturally as possible, but Wilson peeked to see if House left because he had a bad hand or left because he was interested in the case. The aces confirmed the latter. Because Wilson knows House.

[@spacequack5470]

@@justinalicea1590 He still had to fold to keep Cuddy occupied.....

[@francisdrake7428]

I love how House acts like he doesn't care but he probably cares more about his patients than anyone from his team.

[@cypherusuh]

He cares about solving puzzles, which indirectly means he do wants to save all the patient he handled

[@onbored9627]

@@cypherusuh Yeah and he only wants them to get treatment if it confirms his theory. Otherwise he leaves it up to them. Except in a few cases.

[@PTJ_S]

He couldnt care less, its all about being right. He sees a problem, he wants to scratch and itch.

[@raulbetancourt5795]

He does care, he just act like he doesnt care.

[@Krawna]

People who think house cares but "acts" like he doesnt, you either come from abusive households or you're ripe to end up with an abusive partner

[@luisespinosa2287]

"Those sound like high-dose cardio meds" High dose cardio Dose carido Dos cardio Dos heart Two heart These two are so smart they come up with this on the spot and get it immediately However we still get Wilson trying to show off to his friend. When House asks how she is doing he says: "We are about tu pull the plug" Meaning Kudi was almost about to loose the game. And it's not until the very end that we see that Liza Kudi has a mountain of chips and Wilson has like 6 What a great friendship I'm very high btw Wow there was like half a video left

[@Richardiba]

"The Chicken is still in Piccadilly Square". That line is comedy gold made even more perfect by Wilson's theatric tone. 😁😁😁

[@zyxluz4645]

House's answer is amazing too *Brilliant she'll never suspect Normandy is our target*

[@maggimaster]

House is forever the ultimate doctor He doesn’t care about The Who but he cares about the why and the how This kid just happened to have a doctor mention him at the right time

[@chester6514]

He definitely cares about The Who

[@booqueefious2230]

@@chester6514 yeah i was gonna say

[@thelasagna760]

I think matt smith was ultimate doctor sure david tennant and peter capaldi were good but matt smith had karen gillan

[@bait5257]

@@thelasagna760 who is matt Smith

[@chester6514]

@a yup

[@TheDudeOfSteel87]

hugh laurie looking fly in this

[@HouseM.D.]

swag

[@nogoat]

"Tell House the patient is about to kill the doctor." Oof. Poor Wilson. Cuddy didn't have to do him like that.

[@Alonsooooo1]

Out of the entire show, This is my favorite episode. What a masterpiece

[@victorpradha9946]

It captures the thematic elements of the entire show (at least Seasons 1-3). House and his ab/use of his team of 3; House steamrolling Cuddy; House relying up Wilson; House's kinda of sort of but not really "thing" for Cameron; Chase's playboy quality; House's obsessiveness; Houses need to be right because that ALONE makes him feel like despite his abrasiveness, his curtness, his scornful tone people STILL HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIM.

[@mauz791]

"The chicken is still in pickadilly squit" Flawless dialogue

[@VitaeLibra]

Okay but Cuddy's laugh at 4:44 is too adorable

[@irvinolmos7521]

the answer "why would they?" when house asked if they did a head scan in a bloody diarrhea case is the most realistic thing in the episode

[@yousifmq]

00:25 😂 Wilson's reaction killed me

[@johnpaulcross424]

I love the symbolism with the card game, this show was clever.

[@venkatesh509]

House is a great show that we can enjoy even if we dont know the medical terminology, kudos to creators

[@AnonyoX]

One of my favorite episodes in the whole series. It taught me something so subtle about tests. We trust test outcomes so blindly. But even if the process is done perfectly, the time and place of it might still be wrong, and that can send us down a very wrong alley.

[@sairamr6886]

2:25 that's one godly comeback. I'm stealing that. Look how emasculated Cuddy became lmao

[@RushabhGurav]

The House always wins.

[@rainbowstones5431]

"they don't match either!" Was a cold snap back but good, as always - House is gold and spiteful

[@stassji5041]

Listening to House is like a whole therapy session. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sofiyax7733]

House is an actual genuis.

[@doctorarvindram]

This is the the the best one , the guy had to prove his point after 14 years , can you imagine that , literally keeping the file and then proving everyone wrong ……. House is and always will be the best to series which had the , the most best ending … its not about the start guys , it’s about the end , and this tv show did it

[@fitrianhidayat]

@Nick West lmao

[@PJOZeus]

The terrifying analytical ability to not only win a poker game without even be there, but get your exact desired outcome without ever setting foot

[@Adam-eu5hi]

as the saying goes ... "the house always wins"

[@avcomth]

I ROFLed when he screwed with Chase's girl "No Adam's apple, small hands, no surprises this time" 😂😂😂

[@RootOfEvil]

Rule #1 about poker: The House always wins.

[@yuhyuhtheindigo7085]

Clever, but unless you’re referring to rake, the house is uninvolved in poker

[@samihade2853]

Now that I think about it House could make enough money off of poker in a couple of months to open up his own hospital and hire all his underlings alongside cuddy and Wilson

[@royce9018]

top poker player has made 57,000,000 lifetime earning... so no where near a hospital, lol

[@samihade2853]

@@royce9018 true but we talking house here. guy reads people and sees patterns better than any living person on earth he'd definitely figure it out lol.

[@royce9018]

@@samihade2853 "The average project costs $112,500,000 for a new 300,000 sq. ft. hospital that includes administrative areas, emergency and operating rooms, and enough space for 120 beds." So about 2-3 times better than the best in the world. Probably not enough tournaments in the world to make that happen. I think that is about 10 WSOP championships in a row plus smaller tournaments as well 😞

[@royce9018]

@@samihade2853 House could probably start a small practice though, but his type of hospital would need all kinds of unique equipment that would still keep the costs high.

[@PRubin-rh4sr]

​@@royce9018he would be banned in every casino once the news spread that hes an unbeatable highroller

[@alextclulz]

"Better to extinguish all hope". One of the best characters on TV ever.

[@Edski10]

We aint gonna talk about how Chase almost became Barry Allen's dad?

[@ArgKnoxville86]

Just realized that House had "pocket aces" at the begining of the case and he gets the idea to solve the case with Wilson's story about having "pocket aces"

[@itsnotfunny8257]

"better to extinguish all hope" -House

[@canUsaythis]

And this right here is my 1st ever memory and experience with House right here and made me a fan of the searies :) Still one of my top 10 favourite episodes ever thank you for uploading this moment

[@bisclipscorp4859]

what an amazing clip. Yet again we see house go full Sherlock and hes not even there XD

[@Meanace208]

I always think about Sheldon from Big Bang theory saying doctors were really just trade workers. I’d love to see House tear Sheldon to shreds

[@xband3562]

House never leaves a chance to annoy wilson , cuddy. All 3 G.O.A.T

[@imfa-cinema257]

Imagine if we "House'ified" other shows with other professions with a character who solves puzzles within them. Fireman House = has to use sensory genius and unconventional tactics to save people from fires. Christianity House = senses people's psychology and existential dilemmas using unconvential methods like hypnosis to bring Jesus into their life Adult Entertainment House = uses sexual psychology and unconventional sexual approaches to give women ungodly brilliant uncontrollable squirting orgasms Lawyer House = ingenious level of legal knowledge and understanding of loopholes to fight for justice, especially for people of color who are discriminated in a white racist system Could be awesome.

[@johnamells1676]

I miss House.

[@user-uw6rr5mv9h]

Simple gastroenteritis is a bad assumption when the diarrhea is bloody

[@ewyoureadmyname7562]

At this point I'm just waiting for a poker night with House, Monk, Jane and Spencer with Wilson/Cuddy, Lisbon, Natalie/Sharona/Leland, and Gus watching over their respective ward.

[@BlazerStoner420]

At 3:22 that little nod is pure perfection

[@Officialtheslimer]

The House always wins

[@zyaicob]

I'm mad I didn't think of this

[@bdf2718]

My stack is bigger than your stack.

[@shahzadaakhter6475]

High Laurie would have made an outstanding James Bond, or better yet a Bond villain

[@MaxWoudenberg]

''They don't match eather'' savage!

[@stevendalloesingh1214]

It was nice seeing them in a different setting for once.

[@Mordecrabs]

Well same setting different vibe 😂

[@simplyskrypt3914]

When wilson laughed with the ohohoho at the end i definitely saw that leonardo meme when he holds the glass

[@WB_Mel]

missed the perfect episode for House to use the line 'The House always wins'

[@nucflashevent]

2:50 "And if they get to close, just punch them in the nose." -- and I guess if that doesn't work, you can poke them in the eye with your new nub.

[@mrmacguff1n]

No Adam's apple, small hands. No surprises Got to keep that in mind these days

[@mechanomics2649]

What do you mean "these days"? Are you somehow under the impression that trans people just recently popped into existence? Further, trans people don't want people that don't want trans people. Instead of smooth brain mentality like this, why don't you actually talk to people you're interested in like an adult?

[@hanepkalishka9486]

@@mechanomics2649 cope

[@horsepuncher95]

These days? Like they just appeared and everyone else was just unaware lol

[@greyfoxninja1239]

@@mechanomics2649 Never ever

[@scottmatheson3346]

@ with that attitude you're the one that needs to wind up in the gulag.

[@Weber408]

I wish there were just a poker game episode with all of them. They play talking about cases

[@DFMurray]

For far too long I thought Dr. Chase was also playing Lancel Lannister in Game of Thrones.

[@pietrooliani3251]

a poker match between dr. House, Patrick Jane and Harvy Specter would be epic

[@royce9018]

I would pay to watch that event

[@dipintamang4547]

Watching this while wrecking my bankroll on 4 online tables.

[@709mash]

It figures House is an excellent poker player.

[@roydadancegod]

Bruh he had pocket Aces 😆

[@vincenzofranchelli2201]

flop coulda been 553. it wasnt but AA doesnt necessarily mean he had a monster hand

[@Ghasthund]

Just watched this episode the other day and it’s one of my favorites

[@Ghasthund]

oh its me

[@silverback1953]

show poker being played instead of more hospital stuff

[@-unascertained-]

They don't match either 💀

[@jeffescanto]

the lady flirting with chase is barry allens mom from the flash

[@HokadoKong]

I love how he pointed out her tell to her face as he taunted Wilson

[@ontariobuds]

I just love how House is literally wagging the cigar in Wilsons’ face.

[@HardReset_YT]

"They don't match either."

[@pritimukherjee4835]

Just noticed chase is flirting with the flash's mom.

[@Uncle1776Sam]

House with an unlit and uncut cigar LOL

[@YgzAkkus]

At 3:22 it seems like for a tiny moment Hugh laurie takes control

[@aposslex]

God I love this show

[@Renegadebane]

House didn't need to win cuz he knew he won and smelled something more interesting.

[@jeremygarrell2417]

How could Cuddy call then go all in...

[@isaacschmitt4803]

House cared more about the patient than the charity, but it doesn't mean he can't still beat Cuddy at poker. . .

[@officerpolarbear8670]

No show managed to make gambling so appealing as House did.

[@christineferrara8367]

Dear Lord, Hugh Laurie in a tux.

[@michaeldaniels642]

What Wilson could have done at the start Flips House's cards up Wilson: You're an idiot. He had a winning hand and folded, add in his questions about your patient and why do you think he'd do that? Cuddy: He's interested in my patient.

[@royce9018]

But then Cuddy gets in the way, and no way that would end well for anyone

[@Boyzby]

He wouldn't have done or asked that, since he would be able to put 2 and 2 together. The scene played out exactly as it should have, for both Wilson and Cuddy.

[@michaeldaniels642]

@@Boyzby I said could not would. Obviously Wilson wouldn't have said it but, it is fun to speculate on what would happen if he said something he normally wouldn't.

[@LiamHayes-hk7ix]

God himself couldn’t drag me from the table if I had pocket aces

[@masterwhopper414]

1:50 this is the same doctor House clowned for misdiagnosing that mother with being alcoholic when she actually had Wilson's disease lol

[@tapioca8436]

Astounding how he can read exactly what’s going on in their heads, over the phone, just by their tone of voice and mannerisms.

[@shahzadaakhter6475]

This was about redemption for House, he wasn't going to let the ghost of Christmas past win again

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

The House always wins.

[@kirin_oda]

So tell me the name of the actor that can say in a hottest way word "annoying"

[@RoyalYoutube_PRO]

They don't match... The most destructive words ever

[@tonywang846]

jeezzus the writers have never played a single hand of poker in their lifes

[@TreyDZd]

3:09 the way he says "oh" fucking kills me every time

[@jackhartford4831]

"theeee chickenn is still in pickadilly squaree..." i had to pause and laugh for a sec xD

[@H4rleyBoy]

Houses accent is about as perfect as it gets, much better than when Americans try to do British.

[@alexfinn7989]

This was a great episode.

[@magicsinglez]

She’ll never suspect ‘Normandy’ is our target. . .