House Vs. Anti-Vaxxer | House M.D..

[@wow5975]

Two unrealistic things: 1. The anti-vaxxer mom went to a doctor instead of a naturopath. 2. Not once did she bring up essential oils.

[@chrisel2286]

She's clearly not a #bossbabe

[@leonards9667]

Naturowhat?... What is that even mean?

[@Charlie-yv3ib]

@@leonards9667 it's like more natural-based medicines- say saint johns wort for stuff like depression and valerian for stuff like sleep. It's good if you don't react well to regular prescription meds but it's *not* a solution for every ailment.

[@officialteaincorporated243]

She didn't seem like a crazy one. She just said that people were making money of them, she wasn't like AuTisM dO YoUR REsEaRch.

[@gintorrent]

Dont forget the magic stones xD

[@cjck1344]

Well this is completely unrealistic…she actually listened to him

[@carson1701]

Hi I like wainbows

[@dididogster9994]

@@carson1701 and guns.

[@beetleplex5800]

@@carson1701 and school shootings

[@carson1701]

@@dididogster9994 I wuv guns

[@carson1701]

@@beetleplex5800 it not my fault suicidal teens wanna kill everyone

[@robertbarncord6341]

What made this feel fake was that the mother appeared to be listening.

[@robertbarncord6341]

Yeah lots of people make correlations based on this after that. Not understanding how science works is common.

[@robertbarncord6341]

@EyewatchlessYTeach Timetheylockmeout So your conclusion is because some event followed another event that the first event must be the cause. It's "logic" like that that gets virgins thrown into volcanos. Cute use of buzz words like control group and China though. Anyway, stay scientific...

[@robertbarncord6341]

@EyewatchlessYTeach Timetheylockmeout Well science is hard if you do more than google words but you can't fix crazy so, try not to kill anyone with your faux intellect. After all they're obviously out to get you deleting your comments lol. They will be coming for your tin hat next.

[@kylezo]

Not at all, she just brushed it off in a quick effort to get a diagnosis out of him and change the subject. She wanted to move on.

[@robertbarncord6341]

@furriesfuckanimals weebsanimetrash I don't argue with crazy. Peddle your nonsense to other idiots.

[@IosonoOtakuman]

Well, this aged perfectly.

[@user-nw7zj2du9p]

It will always be fresh, for the morons never end.

[@Mike_Daddy]

Obviously it's apples to oranges, but it takes basic common sense to realize the difference. That's a big ask of lemmings.

[@CNYCNY1]

Lol

[@Nemophilist850]

The public can be conditioned to accept just about anything if dissidents are sufficiently misrepresented. A 12 year old is more likely to be hospitalised from the COVID19 vaccines than the virus itself, yet governments are still ploughing ahead with the jab, even if the parents don't consent.

[@generalmartok3990]

@@mistermeatcake1785 I actually don't want you to take it. Please go hang out in groups of like-minded people.

[@VultureClone]

Unrealistic. The anti-vaxxer was too calm and reasonable. She didn't get angry and yell at him at all.

[@kadrewilliams1513]

Like, anti-vaxxers will say that they are constantly being attacked when I get screamed at for vaccinating my daughter when I was just trying to purchase some Twinkies

[@dia4586]

Anthony Koss Either you've never had a vaccine yourself, or you don't know how to do any research

[@dia4586]

Anthony Koss People like you are why there are small outbreaks of measeles and whatnot nowadays, which jumped the moment the anti-vaxx movement became more prevalent again

[@korn6657]

Anti-vax and flat-earth are pretty similar to me. They deny scientific proof by calling them fake and 'lies'. All while stating that their evidence is right and credible.

[@FFKonoko]

@Anthony Koss Good job Anthony. Now I need to tell you to start rubbing dogshit in any open wounds you get. Any evidence of bacteria are lies. The CIA are the reason for so called infections. Don't believe the lies, Anthony. You can do it, you truth-seeker you. Fucking idiot.

[@frealms]

"Tell me what she has" "A bad parent"

[@Attinderpal]

frealms this comment is underrated

[@aeris5720]

oof

[@theintunity]

I read that in Houses voice, because that's exactly the sort of sarcastic remark that he would make.

[@patrioticjustice9040]

"Tell me what she has." "An idiot for a mom. The leading cause of death for children ages three weeks to ten years. Ribbit. Ribbit."

[@tylerv5413]

Best comment on KZbin 👍🏻🙌🏼

[@billrussell697]

Two things that never get old, dark humor and unvaccinated kids.

[@mycart123]

well that was dark, and it will never get old.

[@oiseau_libre]

Good one!

[@andymorris358]

😙😙😙😝😝😝

[@Bandgeek601]

Daaaaaaaamn.

[@andymorris358]

Abby P I’m not a medical doctor, but I would speak to your parents and your doctor about if you decide you want to be vaccinated. It’s too late if you get sick. Vaccines contain a weakened or dead version of what they are to protect you from so that your body can fight it off and make antibodies, so that IF you do catch something (ex: chicken pox), you will NOT die from it. I am vaccinated and 100% am an advocate for vaccines. Talk to your doctor!

[@caseyguilfoyle4580]

“Teeny, tiny baby coffins” oh boy, did that wipe the smirk off her face

[@Kira1Lawliet]

In real life, the mother would have stormed out and tried to sue the clinic for "psychological harm".

[@Liton999]

She could sue them. But the hard truth is - vaccines work and save lives. She would get one, big, fat nothing. Not to mention call to child service for risking life of a child (last part at least in my country).

[@courtneydoughman185]

Not every mother who chooses not to vaccinate is like that lol I mean I can really only speak for myself and I believe people should have the right to choose what they believe is best for their child just like people who choose to get them are entitled to that right as well. I see no point in arguing or yelling or any of that. There are always going to people who disagree with your beliefs that is no reason to hate anyone or let it bother you to the point where you are irate. I hope you all have a blessed life.

[@Liton999]

@@courtneydoughman185 It's medicine, not a f***ing faith. Evidence vs believes. In my practice I show the door to people like you - I have too many cancer patients or children with postponed vaccinations (because of diseases they have) to risk their lives, for the " right to choose what they believe" of people like you.

[@courtneydoughman185]

@@Liton999 last i checked " medicines" harm people more than they help them all the time. If " medicine" was so amazing and worked so well why are there pages of side effects including death for every medicine ever released. Like I said I am not arguing with anyone about what I choose to do with my own children.....you can think what you want about what it is you do and continue to do it like I will. Have a good day.

[@cerbzzz7147]

@@courtneydoughman185 how are parents that just had their first child and didn't even do enough research are more qualified to know what to do with their child than someone who spent over a decade to learn everything so babies can be healthy. And you can't really say medicine isn't great when it saved countless lives and drastically increased all of our life expectancies. The warning signs are there because of accidental overdoses and people with allergic reactions so that really isn't a valid argument

[@tek512]

That moment when you bring an unvaccinated baby into an area with an inordinately high amount of pathogens. Smart mom.

[@jaycorbin6145]

Why do you think hospitals are kept sterile 24/7. The baby isn't exactly as dangerous to anyone else as any other sick person, but the baby itself is in a LOT of danger if she keeps refusing to vaccinate.

[@tek512]

@@jaycorbin6145 It's funny that you think hospitals are actually sterile. Certain *areas* of hospitals are kept sterile, but most can't be sterilized most of the time. Incidentally, whether or not the baby is a risk to other people is not in question. The entire point was that a baby -- a baby whose mother insists on a vegan diet, no less (and thus the child has a severely weakened immune system already) -- took it somewhere that it has a much higher risk of infection, without any vaccinations to help mitigate those risks.

[@kamdaddypurp3341]

God-Emperor of NPCkind why does the mom have to worry according to anti vaxers it’s just a shame

@@jaycorbin6145 Dumbest shit I've ever read. 24/7? Fuck me...

[@hasturthekinginyellow5003]

@@jaycorbin6145 hi, stupid person who apparenly doesnt know about this little think called "hospital infecctions" you know, the bacteria and viruses that are present in hospitals and hospitals only because of how resistant to medication they are.

[@TheBookloverforever]

Child coffin is the most depressing thing i've ever googled. The cuter they are, the worse it feels.

[@akosbarati2239]

Yeah, don't google coffin birth.

[@CrimsonRoseDancer]

It’s definitely not something you ever want to see in person. Everything in you screams that something is wrong with the natural order even though child death has always existed.

[@melbell0865]

Just googled it, now I can never unsee it.

[@lilacpen8678]

I found the perfect one for all those Facebook moms: i.pinimg.com/originals/80/f0/fc/80f0fcd35ba8982a7ff70a3baf09454a.jpg

[@socialmoon]

Lol, some of them look like decorated shoe boxes.

[@karensutton1457]

My mother was born in 1939. She remembers how scared everyone was of polio. Her father wouldn't allow them to eat bananas as he believed the black ends caused polio, wouldn't let them have ice cream cones because of the "dust" in the bottom of the cone also caused polio. No one in their family was allowed to go to the swimming pools or be anywhere there were large groups. That's because no one knew what caused it, and so many people died from it. Mom also remembers hearing a screaming neighbor because her child had just died from polio. Scary times before the vaccine.

[@imisstoronto3121]

my late mom was born in 1927, she also remembered polio scares and would scare the life out of me by telling me stories of kids she knew who contracted it. She always believe in science and became a pharmacist, and WE WERE ALWAYS VACCINATED.

[@karensutton1457]

@@imisstoronto3121 we were always vaccinated too. :)

[@alphapet151]

please read about the cutter incident

[@chrisporter9397]

@@imisstoronto3121 In the years that she was a pharmacist, did she ever met someone who took the polio vaccine and still contracted it anyways?

[@Mostie-ev7oh]

He was right about water being a potential vector of transmission for Polio.

[@Craxin01]

This scene would play SO much differently today. She'd probably call him a snowflake, threaten to sue the hospital, and try to get House fired.

[@dmeads5663]

The COVID vaccine and the vaccines she is refusing are completely different.

[@12Daniel34]

@@dmeads5663 Unlike you and the woman in this clip.

[@Zraknul]

@@dmeads5663 There is no THE Covid Vaccine. There are COVID vaccines. Using multiple different technologies. All with the same idea of teaching your body to recognize and attack the disease in question.

[@jeffkoenig7402]

FWIW, threatening to sue the hospital and trying to get House fired happened basically every episode of the show. Side effect effect of House greatly preferring being right to being nice where patients' health outcomes were concerned.

[@codyvangogh8111]

@@jeffkoenig7402 Not to mention he hated general practice and just wanted to do research. There were a few times he tried to get fired.

[@a.a.g.h.1679]

Boy i sure do love being able to walk because my parents vaccinated me against polio

[@n4ttyyy]

The worst part is that 98% of anti-vaxxers are vaccinated themselves. Theyre completely fine, i dont understand.

[@Warcodered01]

I don't I think having an iron-lung could be pretty cool.

[@n4ttyyy]

alice hatterz theres so much proof out there by so many doctors that has been verified and peer approved by so many other doctors that refutes you. you're the one who refuses to listen. but i dont argue with anti-vaxxers, its arguing with a brick wall. so, better keep the kids indoors until the measles outbreak(that you've caused) passes.

[@ZerOrbit_]

@alice hatterz Aluminum is found in numerous foods and beverages including fruits and vegetables, beer and wine, seasonings, flour, cereals, nuts, dairy products, baby formulas, and honey. Typically, adults ingest 7 to 9 milligrams of aluminum per day.

[@ZerOrbit_]

@alice hatterz The aluminum contained in vaccines is similar to that found in a liter (about 1 quart or 32 fluid ounces) of infant formula.

[@BelladonnaJojo]

The way his eyes WIDENED like "I have some extra **TIME** today"

[@marcelo.vargas]

You know your House

[@kbaylor123]

His expressions are priceless!

[@captainkiwi77]

“Lemme just burn up some clinic time here berating an idiot just like usual”

[@nathanrocks2562]

@@marcelo.vargas he was on the cover of Time magazine.

[@briansimmons8643]

There is no such thing as an "a n t i - v a x x e r." This is a s l u r. Its a personal c h o i c e. Do people ever ask why the meedeeuh is so intent on pushing these on everyone? Who is it SO importnt to them?

[@shahriarhakim6673]

I have come to the conclusion that House is always extra caring of kids

[@MsMesem]

Its a TV character.

[@irony373]

@@MsMesem it’s a KZbin clip of a TV show of a TV character and the actor is Hugh Laurie.

[@MsMesem]

@@irony373 Holy cow! Really?

[@garethLLB]

In House's own words: 'People don't annoy me until they have teeth'

[@rajkishore95]

Yours was a KZbin comment ​@@MsMesem

[@bonnie5076]

"You know what else is a booming enterprise? Teeny, tiny baby coffins" 0 to 100 real quick

[@surajsuresh8945]

House: Teeny tiny- Me: Ooh Also House: - baby coffins. Me: Whoa

[@iggysfriend4431]

"You know another really good business, teeney tiny baby coffins." That's such an awesome killer comment.

[@delanorrosey4730]

Has anybody forgotten about DDT, Thalomide, aspartame (cancer causing), amongst other government-approved products? Look how that turned out.

[@richardpierpoint3006]

@@delanorrosey4730 Jog-on, arsehole - muchas gracias, amiga y ir con el Diablo...

[@TheHauntedKiwi]

@@delanorrosey4730 I'll build your child's teeny tiny forever sleeping crib; free of charge, your delicious tears will be payment

[@delanorrosey4730]

@@TheHauntedKiwi Only if you build another one for his spirit because society wants to force their beliefs on a small child.

[@robertallan8035]

@@delanorrosey4730 yes, after all, the cumulative efforts of generations of men of science, truly it should be considered the same value as a paranoid 30 year old probably blond woman and a 6 year old child’s opinion that the moon doesn’t really exist, that gravity, and physics altogether is a hoax, and that its a good idea to treat a cold with mercury

[@Rat_Queen86]

My dad grew up in rural Ireland in the 1940’s and would tell the story of the time there was a measles outbreak; pretty much every household lost at least one child and the elderly in the village pretty much vanished-his parents lost their newborn baby girl. This is real. This happened . People lost their babies due to what are now preventable illnesses. Get your kids vaccinated.

[@firefalcon100]

yeah, we live in the blissful world where we dont have these diseases like polio and the like taking our kids. Bring back the days where parents stuck their kids in iron lungs so they have just a remote chance to survive and you'll see a change in opinion. Covid i think has done a lot to bring back this mindset.

[@brynleytalbot778]

There's a cruel natural selection of the fittest argument that'd say nature eliminated the weak to promote the survival of those best fitted to the conditions present due to humans affecting their own environments. Does Covid-19 relate to nature seeking to rebalance our destructive capacity and if so is the mindset of vaccinate our way out of it the right approach. This'll feed debate for years to come.

[@lewiskazinsky7334]

@@brynleytalbot778 You could also argue that dying of a preventable disease due to an irrational fear of vaccines is natural selection. Survival of the fittest is also applicable to people who touch electric fences despite warning signs, not just people born with genetic predispositions.

[@brynleytalbot778]

Lewis Fraser You've touched on two subjects in one sentence. Anti-vaxxers are a unique group rejecting all vaccines. The Vaccine Hesitant are a unique group who make rational informed decisions based on the available information regarding the pros and cons of taking specific vaccines. The Darwin Award is given for acts of total idiocy eliminating the person from passing on deleterious genes affecting future survival. The Influencer backing up for a better image falling over the cliff edge is one such instance. It's yet to be determined whether Covid-19 vaccines will warrant a stupidity award and ones inability to pass on faulty decision genes. I'm afraid the younger age groups, now eligible for vaccination, who least require it, may regret it in future years. Darwin Awards aplenty!

[@lewiskazinsky7334]

@@brynleytalbot778 Awful lots of words to say you’re judgemental towards young people and vaccine takers 🤷‍♂️

[@MegaTech81]

That little glance he gave up at the sky was a self prayer asking for strength

What do you call a 4 year old non-vaccinated child throwing a temper tantrum? Midlife crisis.

[@aegis_knight]

Blah b or last words

[@derikfenchak6648]

You call it dead

[@idekanymore8361]

I’M nOT up To DaTE WiTh mY VAcCiNeS aNd I DoN’T BeLiEVe in them and the rest of siblings ArEn'T VaCcInAtED tOo AnD GuESs WHat i WAs tHE ONly oNe wHo EnDed Up FiNe *even though i suffer from measles* EDIT: *It's called a joke but I guess no one gets or sees the subtle sarcasm and irony in this so I had to make it easier to identify this comment*

[@nihaad344]

@@idekanymore8361 when one starts to confuse 'beliefs' and 'facts', it's a slippery slope.

[@turtlejerks8396]

Nynnah Jovieh Liray I guess you were the strongest out of them

[@lairddougal3833]

Remember when kids weren’t named for a couple of years because odds on they’d die? Remember polio? Measles deaths? How about diphtheria? No? Why do you think that is?

[@breanapadilla3661]

I try to send any anti-vaxxer I know (before I end whatever relationship I have with them) the letter by Roald Dahl. His daughter died before they could get the measles vaccine because England didn't believe in it at the time. So sad.

[@breanapadilla3661]

@A Z Are you meaning the mRNA which has been in research for over a decade now?

[@breanapadilla3661]

@A Z I hope the alarm bells is that you would be healthier to take it. The mRNA is the part of the vaccine that allows it to still work if there are mutations. Before, vaccines only helped the one variant, if a new variant popped up we would need to develop a whole different vaccine even though they were similar. The mRNA just allows the same vaccine to work for several different variants. Basically, the scientists got ahead of the mutations. That is why those who are vaccinated and still get the delta variant aren't that sick.

[@TheJeweledBird]

@A Z Nah, you're just lucky.

[@dark_rit]

@A Z I mean, yeah, some people really were 'just lucky' and never caught polio, smallpox, mumps, etc. in the year 1500. Same with plagues back then such as the bubonic plague. You don't just automatically catch a disease because you aren't vaccinated against it, however, you get the vaccine because being crippled for life because of polio fucking sucks. Dying as an infant sucks.

[@yasirrizwan2959]

“Tell me what she has” *A terrible mother*

[@SpellboundWolf]

Nice one

[@Sad_Soraya]

That was a big ooof moment

[@rulyu97]

I hope house say that, that sounds so much like him🤣

[@kellychau6583]

*WHEEZE*

[@cR33dful]

Burrrrrrrrnnnnnaaa

[@savvassimitsis9090]

The moment House hears the "we are not vaccinating", he's like "even I couldn't predict that, what a shame.."

[@TheHauntedKiwi]

@furriesfuckanimals weebsanimetrash LOL vaccines cause adults. I look forward to seeing your posthumous gofundme

[@almostfm]

Mommy can't recognize a cold, but is an expert on vaccinations. Ladies and gentlemen, education by Google University and mommy blogs.

[@stevema2]

could also be from Trump university when it was still in operation 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️😜

[@supersonicstrat]

@@stevema2 don't make things political

[@supersonicstrat]

@@stevema2 I'm not triggered by your joke, it's just not good to make things political when they don't need to be. Also I'm not a trumpie, I'm happy Biden's only 6 away.

[@stevema2]

@@supersonicstrat good for u! ur comment says otherwise 😜 i am neither for trump nor biden. voted for biden out of civility. it doesn't matter to me but i can joke about it on KZbin! just enjoy it and move on...laugh a little in life and breathe, it does wonders 👍

[@supersonicstrat]

@@stevema2 Arright. It seems we're going nowhere with this. Just know that your first comment is probably gonna attract a few angry trumpies.

[@SageandDust]

Dark humor is like American healthcare, not everybody gets it.

[@jehandesains8674]

Great joke, bro. It's one of those that simply don't age. Much like anti-vax kids.

[@Rahul-bo2kl]

I come from a place where dark humor is more like food

[@ArcticZombie]

@@jehandesains8674 💀

[@OnettBoyXD]

Everyone gets healthcare idiot, hospitals are by law can't refuse to treat you. It's the debt that gets you.

[@jehandesains8674]

@@OnettBoyXD which is why people aren't getting healthcare, duh. They are waiting so long that they either die or are close to dying, before considering going to a hospital. And if they do get treatment, the debt makes them lose everything and they die anyway.

[@michaelmoreton5042]

I remember one summer, i think it was 1947, I was kept in the house with NO outsdige contacts. POLIO was striking leaving many kids crippled. All gone after polio vaccine took care of it--sadly these mothers are too young to remember.

[@zacka6226]

That's the problem. I can't help but notice how the anti-vaxx movement really became a big thing right as people old enough to remember polio and the measles started dying (of old age). It's like we simply arrived at a point where some forgot why we have vaccines. But others of us know at least basic history of child mortality and how far it has come in the last 100-150 years. A lot of people don't realize half of their kids that they love so much, or maybe all of their kids, would be dead or crippled without vaccines. Even if they don't get them, they still benefit from the herd immunity of others. No matter what you're afraid of about vaccines, it's a luxury to be afraid of that instead of burying your children.

[@BetPondue]

Yes! Even when I was young, in 60s, I remember people disabled from polio. My cousin had eye damage from measles, it killed some. Babies born deaf and blind because their mother contracted Rubella in pregnancy. Babies with brain damage from whooping cough, Men could become infertile because they caught mumps. All real for us, but now people don't realise how dangerous these illnesses were, they don't see them now because of vaccinations.

[@davidsteer8142]

Amen to that. People too ignorant (or stupid) to look back in history and see the destructive consequences of these diseases. “But I read on a forum about a kid who died from a reaction to a vaccine so no thanks for my baby” is their argument. Too bad there isn’t a time machine to take them back to see a room full of iron lungs full of polio patients, the walking cripples and the infant graves. Those who don’t learn from the lessons of the past are bound to repeat them.

[@The_Bookser]

That's why if I have any children, they get vaccines. I study history and love pathology. A few seconds of pain from a shot is worth saving my child's life. I know what some diseases can do (polio, whooping cough, scarlet fever), I rather not want my kid to have it.

[@cybercat29]

My Mom told me of entire towns and farming communities lining up to get the Polio vaccine as fast as possible here in Canada 🇨🇦 🥺

[@Scott_T_]

I would love to see them do a House MD reboot during Covid. Imagine how those episodes would play out.

[@byronbutterfield]

How about a MASH remake with House? House has actually lived for a long time....

[@chefmama149]

That would be when House retires….No way would 5 doctors be allowed to take care of one patient during a pandemic!

[@MyToranja]

*House during Covid* Doctor 1: House, what does he have? Doctor 2: Maybe it's lupus. House: It's Covid you moron! Everybody has covid, we're in a pandemic! *The end*

[@cellP8]

patient walks in with a broken leg* doctor: test him for covid!!!

[@apathysucks520]

More gaslighting I’m sure

[@adelaamarante]

Anecdotal here but also something you can see repeated many times over: As a child, my father was obviously much too young to receive the chicken pox vaccine, thus, got chicken pox. As an adult he suffers from shingles infections almost regularly as he is unable to receive the shingles vaccine. They are incredibly painful, debilitating, and happen so much it has literally stressed his internal organs. As a child, I too was too young to receive the chicken pox vaccine. Pox Parties were super popular at the time, so "wisely" my cousins and I were all rounded up to infect each other and kept in the same house for weeks. It was seriously miserable. Last year I had my first shingles infection. ON MY FACE. I wasn't allowed to visit my family because I could infect my father or my very young niece, or my grandmother. My landlord couldn't come by to help with my home because he had been too young during that time to receive a vaccine and, at 50, never thought about it. My shingles could have given him chicken pox. I couldn't leave my house *at all* for the risk of infecting people in public who were too young or too weak to be vaccinated. Oh, also, my vision blurred and my eyesight was at severe risk because as I stated, the shingles were *on my face*. The shot that came out ten years after I was born could have prevented all of this. Now I'm at risk of reinfection, of causing other people to become ill, my eyesight and organs are in danger if it happens again. A shot. A single shot when I was a child and this never would have happened to myself or my father. We're both immunocompromised and can no longer receive most any vaccine for any reason. We rely on herd immunity to protect us from these diseases which should be all but distant memory if not for the anti-vaxxer crowd. Our vision, our organs, *and our lives* are worth more than anti-vaxxer ignorance.

[@zeronova1484]

Anti-Vaxxer: Not my problem lol. If you think I'm just being facetious, then go to one of their many FB groups. Nine times out of ten anti-vaxxers will turn out to be incredibly selfish and narcissistic individuals that DO NOT care about the actual well-being of their progeny. They are incredibly anti-life when it comes to others around them. It's one thing to be ignorant of facts, it's a whole other can of worms to be spreading misinformation that endangers the lives of innocent children. I'm sorry about your medical problems friend, but I'm glad you're reminding everyone why we need vaccines in the first place.

[@adelaamarante]

Zero Nova I feel people of this generation are more jaded. They never had to experience this type of disease and death and, therefore, cannot comprehend it. It's what gives them "comfort" an validation. "I've never even seen measles or polio! Why should we have to vaccinate against something that doesn't exist!?!" Had they been through that horror they might not be so dismissive.

[@asphodelale]

While I've not yet had shingles *knocks wood*, I too have lamented the fact that I was born too soon for the chicken pox vaccine, as it has left me susceptible to recurrent cold sores and their pain and scarring. (Today's teens with their acne-only complexions don't know how good they've got it.)

[@jopolniaczek5375]

@alice hatterz A physician tends to look at the treatment of an illness from the point of view of medicine, and a dietitian tends to look at it from the point of view of nutrition. A physician's training is too complex on its own for a physician to also be expected to act as a dietitian, but that doesn't mean that a physician doesn't realize that diet is relevant to the treatment of illness. A good physician who realizes that someone's illness is diet-related will probably refer someone to a dietitian. Also, just because some pharmaceutical companies are irresponsible with the marketing of their drugs, such as opiate painkillers, it doesn't mean that those drugs have no legitimate use, and it means *even less* that *other* pharmaceutical products -- such as vaccines -- have no legitimate use. People get addicted to painkillers, and since the cause of their pain might never go away, they might always be using the painkillers. That's why they can be so profitable, and that's where companies get their incentive to act irresponsibly with them. In regard to vaccines, however, the question of addiction is irrelevant, and, unlike painkiller treatment, vaccine treatment is not open-ended. You get vaccinated once, and it's usually many years before you might need to get vaccinated again (although I realize that there are new flu vaccines every season, but that's only because flu vaccines are each distributed in anticipation of a particular strain of flu which is thought to currently be on its way there).

[@sekratano]

@alice hatterz Hey, i looked into that oath, neither in the original nor the used in most US is food mentioned. The "quote" from Hippocrates wasn't part of the oath.

[@lucass.r.4885]

When I first watched this scene I was like: "Nah, people can't be that stupid." Yet, it's 2019 and here we are. Edit: LOL thanks for the likes! Haha

[@looker999997]

As for me, it was ''wait, you have to pay for a vaccination?'' I know America is run by corporations and all, but you'd think they'd at least allow freebies when deadly epidemics and child deaths are involved.

[@christinetran491]

🤣

[@lucass.r.4885]

@@looker999997 Yeah, you're completely right. It's actually like that here in Brazil. It's got its upsides and downsides, though.

[@elnorajohnson9360]

Amen

[@John-ti2xr]

looker999997 Lol nah, there’s actually an ongoing scandal about how a pharmaceutical company raised the price of a 40 dollar drug to something like 35000 dollars just because they could. The drug was to prevent a rare disease that kills infants.

[@salaltschul3604]

Not vaxxing is a great way to teach your children that you're just not that attached to them.

[@seriousgameofficial]

Yup, nothing says you don't love your child quite like not vaccinating them. Oh well, when their kids die they'll probably try and blame something else... Shame we don't have groups that go around relentlessly making fun of them until they like, kill themselves or something

[@tessdean2523]

no if you had covid which millions have then you antibodies and immunoligcl T cell memory. the UK and Israel follow true science

[@seriousgameofficial]

@Shoahshana Goldberg-Shekelstein Imagine being so monumentally stupid, entitled and arrogant that you have the fucking audacity to think you know more than literally millions of scientists around the world tirelessly working on eradicating disease, all because you read a little post by karen the mum of 12 cats and promoter of 'essential oils' that made you do a spook because big scawy wurds say vaccin baaad, citing absolutely no credible sources (news flash, there are none), so just go move to some deprived third world country riddled with diseases we got rid of a long time ago, because clearly that's the environment you so desperately want to live in, if you disagree with that then you've just completely contradicted yourself

[@daisy209]

@@seriousgameofficial thank u!!👏👏👏👏 Very. Well. Said!!!!!

[@aer71367]

Yep, nothing says I hate children like not getting them vaccinated!

[@dadeo8957]

I’m old enough to remember polio. My first part time job was in a hospital. I assisted the nurses rearranging a device called the “Iron Lung.” In a ward full of kids and teens with polio. I will never forget the looks on their faces and their family members faces. Vaccines? Oh hell yes!

[@KateHikes-bo9cx]

You are a boomer. Polio disappeared because of better hygiene conditions. The vaccine barely did anything

[@Dazlidorne]

Why hasn't anyone hired Hugh Laurie to do a Covid-19 commercial like this?!

[@ascent8487]

Covid anti-Vaxxers are a new breed of anti-vaxxers. Nothing is going to work with them. So be it.

[@AyratHungryStudent]

Maybe he's one of them. I'm just joking but people sometimes forget that actors might have different personalities in real life. Like in this case, I wouldn't be surprised if he was a anti vaxxer.

[@imofage3947]

@@AyratHungryStudent Hugh Laurie is British. They have a much lower share of Ant-Vaxxers compared to Uhmerica.

[@KFP_Prophet]

@@imofage3947 He's also well educated, very hard to imagine him being anti-vax

[@davidisrael9799]

@@imofage3947 ironic, given that the entire anti vaxx craze waa started by the fraudulent research of disgraced former doctor in England, Andrew Wakefield.

[@Rootkit_69]

"Tell me what she has?" House: "She has a dumb mother'.

[@PerthScienceClinic]

An ill-informed mother. Clearly she was going to go and get her kid vaccinated after this, so not inherently dumb... But until you don't learn a thing, you don't know it.

[@damelon7667]

I thought he would say that

[@amgmg2521]

Corona

[@kennethnwebb]

ribbit ribbit

[@delanorrosey4730]

Has anybody forgotten about DDT, Thalomide, aspartame (cancer causing), amongst other government-approved products? Look how that turned out.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

A Karen that actually listened to logic? Only House can perform miracles

[@mohammedkamarudeen]

Lol

[@mikkel066h]

Easy. House ain’t a pushover and shows her a grim possibility of her stupid decision.

[@TheGreatMerman]

He used the same tactic anti-vaxx sites use - fear.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@mikkel066h Sure, but what the comment meant that in real life such people wouldn't listen - even when they are told of ''grim possibilities of their stupid decision''...

[@aoisora1445]

Karen is not bad, but people have chosen to make fun of Karen's even though Karen may not be a Karen...

[@LuxAeterna22878]

If only convincing them was this easy.

[@MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP]

0:20 *inner House:* _"BITCH WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY"_

[@karazor-el6085]

MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP - I saw that part and heard "SHOTS. FIRED!" in my mind.

[@klillym1461]

It really annoyed me.

[@paulkellerman2603]

She said: I am not Pfizer's slave like you.

[@KevinTheNoobie]

I love how the baby gets quiet as if it understands what House was saying.

[@zuzanabartekova4823]

I guess she feels the distress of the mom and how she tensed

[@T1mT1msen]

“Tell me what she has.“ “Might be Lupus.“ “WHAT!?“ “Ahh, just kidding. It's never Lupus.“

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Lol!!!

[@vtn05001]

I've seen a patient with Lupus, the butterfly face rash gave it away.

[@natanoj16]

(It is Lupus)

[@SSGT529]

Test came back normal, gotta be autoimmune

[@dontgetmadgetwise4271]

god I am tired of lupus 'jokes'.

[@thanksforbeingausefulidiot9016]

She was at a disadvantage because she didn't have science heavyweights like Joe Rogan and the Pillow Guy in her corner at that time.

[@silmarillion1576]

Did anyone notice he was actually really nice to the baby?

[@anaperez5442]

Of course! It's not baby's fault having a acephalous anomaly for a mother.

[@NYmovieGIRL]

Did you notice that at one point the baby was looking at the mom, like "WTF, Mom? What is wrong with you?!"

[@sickofseeingjustsomeguywit8168]

So uncharacteristic for House who hates everything

[@jessejessup8834]

The baby already has a anti vaxxer as a mother, it doesn't need house making it's day worse.

[@traceahlers455]

Of course: Babies are the only humans that don't lie.

[@YowLife]

As a kid, when I first heard of "anti-vaccers" I thought it was dumb. Many preschool shows I grew up with showed vaccines and shots are okay.(Rugrats, little bill, Kipper) So I grew up with the notion that they are anything but harmful.

[@dogelife7901]

probably the ones whose children have siezures after their mass injection.

[@andrewmcnicoll4268]

@@dogelife7901 I sort of get the point about charging erroneously, as even House gets it as well. The incentive for those same companies that produce the vaccine is that they can price gouge because demand for health is practically vertical (while most demand curves are, generically, 45 degree angles). However, who's really willing to forgo health in the spirit of forcing prices down? Slim to none.

[@IndustryLeech]

Jenny McCarthy for starters. How that moronic dimwit is getting a pass for the massive damage she has done is unfathomable.

[@OldVikingSchool]

Well it is complicated. The first issues of every vaccines contains the disease and the antibodies to defeat it to reprogram your body to build immunity, thus you get a lot of backfires as the disease strikes too hard for the included antibodies to handle thus vaccines causing harm to the patient. However as vaccines develops they get T-cells which is basically antibodies with documented experience dealing with the disease meaning there is no need to include the disease with the vaccine shot thus eliminating the harm. For example the swine flu vaccine was a modern prime example of a fresh disease that got a quick vaccine for it that caused a lot of harm. Same happened with the Covid vaccines. But diseases older than 5 years are all 99.999999999 and so on with the 9's, percent safe as the T-cells are properly developed.

[@IndustryLeech]

@@OldVikingSchool You should do a little research on MRNA technology, which the COVID vaccines are based on. They render every single thing you said untrue. Most of what you said was bullshit even before MRNA tech.

[@SwordTune]

I love that House doesn't try to convince her she's wrong. He just makes her realize that she doesn't really have a choice.

[@briansimmons8643]

She does have a choice. Our bodies our choice. Period. Doctors aren't G o d s.

[@briansimmons8643]

Its called "H o l l y w o o d propgnda."

[@briansimmons8643]

Get away from any bully1ng, r u d e, or c ondescending "d o c t o r." And report them to their s u p e r i o r s. They need to leave the profess1on if they don't realize that one size doesn't fit all and people have different perspectives. What about that "d i v e r s i t y" stuff we hear so much about? Hmm...

[@Fabio-hc9bv]

@@briansimmons8643 how is trolling going? Seems like you are having a great time :)

[@SwordTune]

@@briansimmons8643 Perspective is nice and all. Oh look at that virus, let's ask it if it cares about our perspectives.

[@KingGhidorah5464]

0:20 that reaction was all we needed to know “oh boy here we go.”

[@agirlwithdreams15]

Is anyone gonna talk about is how cute that baby is and how cute House is playing with her?

[@sebandrews4395]

The scary thing is that he was being really sweet for effect- so then when he dropped the coffin bomb it was much more scary, persuasive, and shocking. I mean, not questioning his methods, but DAMN.

[@MultiNaruto900]

Well, life doesn't tend to be subtle when giving out lemons, Captain Biscuit . One moment, life could be politely giving you lemons, but pulverize you with a hellstorm of lemons the next.

[@hanbury22]

Captain Biscuit ikr house normal for like 3 seconds playing frog 🐸 and started talking about baby coffins. My jaw dropped 😲

[@Marauder623]

Not really, because babies just look like sentient potatoes until they learn to walk.

[@thattastedpurple4246]

Marauder623 sentient potatos are cute.

[@hendrixhotel]

I love how House's true nature shows in that he treats ignorant people way less harshly than he treats assholes

[@brittanyhannah8258]

Raise your hand if you're a 90's kid and have all your vaccinations

[@AthleticQuails]

I haven't had this year's flu vaccine yet but count me in 😊

[@snappedsquire8479]

the only vaccinations that I don't have are for the flu and chicken pox, and I've never gotten the flu and survived chicken pox with my sister

[@raffeainkhalil9257]

2000s kid fully vaccinated

[@kirapinky]

Guess I cant raise my hand never vaccinated for anything. Guess I'm a public threat lmao

[@tabithawallen7716]

That schedule is tiny compared to kids born today. Not even comparable

[@Gojira_Wins]

I always liked that instead of insulting the mother further when she asked what her daughter had, he instead takes a moment to calm his nerves and tells her its the common cold. This likely made a bigger impact on that antivaxxer than just being mean about it.

[@markleng67]

Safe and effective! AMIRITE?

[@klina7645]

Well, House is in top form. Being blunt but accurate with the mother and being kind to the baby (Ribbit 🐸!)

[@esterzach]

House was great with kids. Even greater with their idiotic parents though!

[@MysticWarriorMJ]

House loves kids, he just hates people

[@purplerose5316]

It's called bullying! All pediatricians are doing it,bc when parents are educated and refuse vaccines doctors lose their incentives💰💰💰💰 The very first time I have asked to see the insert for the new vaccine for my fully vaccinated child for 11 yrs, the nurse threatened me that I will be asked to transit to another office if I refuse that vaccine? That threat woke me up and i stopped vaccinating after that bc I also found out that pediatricins and school LIED that vaccines are mandatory! If at least 85% of all the kids at each school are not vaccinated school doesn't get federal funding It's all about the money,they don't give a shit about our children in any way!

[@purplerose5316]

Btw he is just an actor if you didn't know...not a doctor

[@shadowxxe]

@@purplerose5316 Vaccines are necessary do you see what is happening now? all because we don't have a vaccine for it there are thousands of peer-reviewed articles written by chemists doctors and researches showing that vaccines are effective if you have any evidence that says otherwise please present it now

[@catwitch2479]

I love the totally unenthusiastic “Yummy” at the start 😂

[@agenttheater5]

baby's face: Hands off, they're mine

[@krisaaron5771]

In the early 1900s, my grandmother's best friend had three small children who died of diphtheria within a few days of each other. That murderous disease tore through their small Midwestern town, killing part of a generation. Following the funerals, her friend threw herself off a bridge onto the tracks in front of a train. I never forgot that story. One Memorial Day Gramma pointed out the little graves and her friend's grave. Go to any old cemetery and check the dates on the small headstones -- most will be within a few days of the rest, as if a plague had visited hell on the community. I often wonder what those grieving parents would say to vaccine deniers. Probably "Pick out a little coffin now, because you'll need it."

[@StreetDrilla]

weird to think about little coffins. Babies dying is something i never think of. I have seen plenty of unmarked toddler graves though.

[@krisaaron5771]

@@StreetDrilla We are among the first generations in human history with more of us who remain alive than die before our second year. Vaccines are responsible for that great gift of life.

[@delanorrosey4730]

Has anybody forgotten about DDT, Thalomide, aspartame (cancer causing), amongst other government-approved products? Look how that turned out.

[@lynndvorak]

Thank you for sharing.

[@krisaaron5771]

@@delanorrosey4730 I forget... what disease does DDT protect against? And *the US government refused to permit doctors to prescribe thalidomide* because it hadn't been sufficiently tested!

[@Lifeguard9313]

This aged like fine wine.

[@Hadraniel94]

Thanos: we must halve the population to save the universe Antivaxxer: Alright boss

[@mrcritical6751]

I would support Thanos wiping out all the anti-Vaxxers at least then their kids would be brought into families that actually love them

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

Mr Critical, that’s the only time I’d agree with MCU Thanos if he halved the anti-vaxxing movement because otherwise his motivations in the movies were fucking stupid.

[@David-or5jp]

Aleida Ackerman Who is the biggest proponent of vaccines...it’s Bill Gates. Who might as well be Thanos in the flesh as far as population control. So why would Bill Gates like vaccines. Because they make 1 in 40 boys autistic. Basic population control since most of them will not be able to have a family and reproduce. Happy to debate vaccines cause autism. Just let me know

[@MrAceman82]

@@mrcritical6751 I am not an anti-vaxxer, but you are a complete idiot. What about the consequences of some vaccines?

[@avbc2095]

I'm pretty sure there's parents like these everywhere and it drives me INSANE to think that. Edit: DOCTORS KNOW MORE THAN WE DO

[@simmerke1111]

You got it all wrong. Vaccines cause ADHD and autism. Before vaccines there were only energetic and awkward kids. Honestly it's a shame we have to help people that don't vax. Their parents should be charged for attempted murder.

[@ahumanperson1638]

Simon .................No, they don't. There has been no proof whatsoever that vaccines cause ADHD or Autism.

[@falllingraindrops1543]

Simon You're a moron...

[@simmerke1111]

read before you comment. Idiots.

[@maniacpwnageking]

"Vaccines cause ADHD and autism." - Simon 2017

[@M1tjakaramazov]

You could just see House’s head overflow with so many vicious things to say he could no longer choose...

[@cn1430]

this thing never gets old, the same as doctor House

[@NizzyNxt28]

566 anti-vaxxers disliked this video and caught measles

[@taggartlawfirm]

Nigel H it was accompanied buy “the stupid.” Measles is survivable.

[@vicountfoustian8955]

@ Nigel h good

[@rabbitbobo4131]

I mean, do you know the medical profession? not all doctors recommend vax.. vax should only applied on necessary basis.. if you go to AUS or Afica, it is completely different vax list.. Vax is not a miracle defense.. it is a compromise defense.. and should be taken in accordance with doctors advice. EDIT: the biggest problem is that some doctors are not aware of Vax secondary effect accordance to racial preference, that is actually a interesting topic with a lot of professional discussion worth looking in to.

[@JoeMamaMamaMamasMama]

rabbit bobo looks like a copy-paste from a antivax facebook page

[@kadrewilliams1513]

Add 23 to that

[@arsaeterna4285]

my ass, have you ever tried talking to these people? They'll just go home and vlog about how they stood up to a doctor conspiracy theorists are the new cult

[@tenjou0]

And then she'll blame the doctor when her baby dies of whooping cough.

[@erikatamayo1925]

Que Dableyou my grandmother survived polio, my aunt survived measles, and I survived chicken pox before the vaccines came out and we all did just fine. I don't have a problem with the basic vaccines but I don't get my annual flu shot because they make me sick every single time. For example, when I was living with my momma, daddy, little sister, little sister's bf, aunt, cousin, and niece everyone would be sick but me. Without the shot I don't get sick. With the flu shot I get sick with the flu. Yes, I know they say it doesn't make you sick but for me it does. Literally. I will not give my babies stuff that makes me sick. Or how about adhd medications (aka pharmaceutical grade meth) that caused me to develop epilepsy. I would rather spend extra time working with my children on their education and dealing with hyper children or inattentive children than give them epilepsy like I was. I trust medical science but I don't always trust big pharma. They say we are "winning the war on death" death is a part of life. It is the only thing about life that is guaranteed. To every story there must be both a beginning and an end. Some books just happen to be shorter than others.

[@julliferjosephtuba2202]

Erika Tamayo From boasting about luck (not dying or getting crippled to dangerous diseases), to complaining about the expected fever from flu vax (if u understood how vaccines work you won't complain about the slight fever), to making claims of adhd medications developing epilepsy, then finally spouting philosophical "death is part of life" and "if it's your time to go, it's your time to go". Nice creative writing skills.

[@grumpysanta6318]

That's lovely Erika that you all did just fine. But you know what's even lovelier? How about knowing that your kids will never have to suffer polio, measles, chicken pox (and later in life shingles) because now we can prevent all those diseases and many more with vaccinations. You see, there are a lot of people that didn't do just fine after having those diseases. Many are simply dead. Many others wound up crippled, unable to breathe on their own, blind, etc. Also, no, with the fly shot you don't get sick with the flu. It isn't even possible for that to happen. What does happen in some people is that their immune systems produces some of the symptoms of fighting the disease when they get the vaccination. You can get flu-like symptoms, not the flu itself. That tells you your body is at work protecting you. Others are fortunate enough to not even get the symptoms manifesting. But do you know why the flu shot needs to be taken every year? Yep, mutations changing the virus. But here's the kicker... mutations happen during the reproductive phase. For the virus to reproduce, it needs to be in a host. People who didn't get the flu shot and actually contract the flu are the exact hosts required for the disease to reproduce, mutate, and spread. ADHD medications are not vaccinations. Red herrings are red.

[@tails551]

"my grandmother survived polio, my aunt survived measles, and I survived chicken pox before the vaccines came out and we all did just fine." That's great, now if you could've been vaccinated, none of your family members would've needed to go through the ordeal of suffering any of those diseases.

[@CharlestonChica]

Balto didn't risk his life for y'all not to vaccinate your kids.

[@Justanotherconsumer]

Was an antitoxin - if they’d been vaccinated in the first place against diphtheria, Balto could have stayed home and gotten belly rubs. Expensive, complicated, and unreliable to treat. Easy to prevent. Should be an easy sales pitch.

[@alexie832]

@@Justanotherconsumer Although it wasn't 2019. Death by disease was too common for children. Also it's the Yukon territory where it's isolated and blistering cold. Do you live under a rock or texted during history class? Or haven't watch the movie it was based on?

[@Justanotherconsumer]

Sukeban Haven which doesn’t change anything about how it would have been better to vaccinate against than treat the diphtheria. Irrelevant comments followed by pointless personal attacks. Must be a KZbin comments section.

[@ashlynnheller8400]

As much as I live this joke I have to corrwct people when they say it. Balto wasnt getting vaccines for that disease. He was getting medecine to treat it. But yeah, he would still probally be pissed.

[@malinireddy1135]

I love working as a doctor in my country (india) Here parents are really grateful to us when we vaccinate their kids

[@CanadianMonarchist]

That’s probably because they have seen children die from preventable diseases.

[@eeriemyxi]

Probably because the grand parents learnt their lessons and made sure to pass on the knowledge.

[@nexter1214]

Karen: Vaccines cause Autism House: No, You cause Autism

[@rawyld]

Actually I have Autism and I got my vaccines, all of them. and had no bad side effect at all. It came from hereditary from my Grandfather. So yeah its hereditary but everyone in the world has a hint of Autism including you. They are just looking for something/someone to blame.

[@rawyld]

@jeff sweet Nope, although sometimes I do hit my wall out of embarrassment and thet shaking is called flapping and it is part of the normal autistic trait. And no I don't wear diapers (or in Australia we call them nappies.) Their are different spectrums of Autism. I have High-Functioning Autism plus anxiety, meaning I take a bit longer than other to develop, I speak normally, my hygiene is good, my social skills are crap. But thanks for you question, I hope this helps you.

[@rawyld]

@jeff sweet Nope they are not, but what I stating is that I got my Autism from hereditary.

[@syabilaazri7834]

Me and all my 6 sibling got vaccine and only me the only one who have Autism. I think Autism is just a trait only, not by vaccine. As someone who actually learn biology, vaccine is actually good because its make the imune system much stronger. Who ever is an Anti-Vax must be dumb for let their baby in pain from only just a normal fever....

[@rawyld]

@@syabilaazri7834 Exactly. People are looking for something or someone to blame

[@justagirl7985]

That expression at 0:23 when House is looking towards heaven for patience to deal with such idiocy is exactly my reaction for anti-vaxxer.

[@delanorrosey4730]

Has anybody forgotten about DDT, Thalomide, aspartame (cancer causing), amongst other government-approved products? Look how that turned out.

[@Demention94]

@@delanorrosey4730 Forgetting isn't the same as ignoring.

[@billhartsford4820]

@@delanorrosey4730 There is no evidence aspartame causes cancer. Stop believing everything you read on conspiracy sites.

[@delanorrosey4730]

@@billhartsford4820 I'm not reading from a conspiracy theory website. A friend of mine recently DIED from cancer. He never smoked or drank. But he did drink diet soda regularly.

[@mark2073]

Actually, the fact that the current ones being forced on everyone are actually now showing negative efficacy, yet morans keep deriding people who want to debate the science as ihdiohts, well that makes me want to look up for patience. (bad spelling on purpose)

[@Mugiwara2k]

We need House and his brand of dark, sarcastic truth in this world now more than ever... especially dealing with anti-vaxxers.

[@littlebitofhope1489]

I would have loved to see him as Fascist 45s doctor. We know who would come out of that crying.

[@Zidbits]

The most screwed up part of the anti-vax movement is that it began due to a fraudulent study published by a guy who was paid by some homeopathic company to do it. Unfortunately, the study was a complete work of fiction and as soon as the journal figured it out, they retracted it. And the guy lost his medical license. The guy literally claimed he cured autism with asprin -- no joke. The ironic part is that they'll believe the part about autism and vaccines but ignore the part where autism is cured by asprin.

[@NgaBalkan]

I got two autistic brothers, the youngest got his diagnosis BEFORE his vaccine. Because everyone told us that the first one got his diagnosis because of the vaccines.

[@usffan5775]

I'm not saying I believe the anti vaccination people, but their arguement usually stated that the vaccines pass down autism, not that it causes autism. According to them.

[@usffan5775]

@2010realitycheck I dont understand why you would make a claim to what data is good and what data is bad when you're not an expert. Again, I have vaccines, but you should always be skeptical

[@therat1117]

@@usffan5775 Hello, I am a science human. The study referenced has grievous methodological flaws and was criticised heavily at time of publication. Autism cannot be 'caused' by environmental stimulus either (particularly not immune response), as it is a function of neurological development. Stop trying to be a closeted about your anti-vaccine opinions, generally we like open discussion of biases in serious scientific discussion.

[@mynameisgladiator1933]

You're a liar.

[@drpinky504]

@2010realitycheck Of course they disgraced the dr and buried his results. Medicine/pharmaceuticals = a business. Vaccines = their biggest seller. The last thing they want is bad publicity for their products. Vaccines may or may not cause autism. We will never know. After all the lawsuits for drugs that the fda approved as safe which then proved to be harmful the fda can't be trusted to protect us either. Clinics only care about getting the shot into patients. There is no going over side effects and since you dont get vaccines from pharmacies there is no protection by a pharmacist like with other drugs.

[@polish_filipino]

Baby: **Isn't vaccinated** Cold: _I'mma end this whole baby's career_

[@0zer016]

Polish Filipino I think life would be better than “career”

[@polish_filipino]

@@0zer016 the baby's life is it's career, and it's about to end

[@ethanwilkins662]

@@0zer016 It's a meme format 💀

[@captainflowers748]

@@ethanwilkins662 And a old and annoying one of that

[@ethanwilkins662]

@@captainflowers748 I think the "Am I a joke to you?" format is a lot more annoying

[@stealthpanther]

I swear this is how people in the medical field *want* to talk to some patients/families

[@aer71367]

And she was so sure that she had all the answers! LOL

[@apathysucks520]

Lol, right …….brainwashed . This clip didn’t age well . People are dying now .

[@gemtail3125]

I kinda wish this show was still running just so we can watch an episode where House deals with anti-mask patients during a pandemic.

[@rachelh9550]

Same - that would be legendary.

[@apathysucks520]

Me too, guess all those anti vaxxers were right, because look at all the young healthy athletes dying. And celebs….look into the great reset. Find a tv news program called redacted on you tube. Get informed

[@SLeighF]

Be a very short episode, seeing as the majority of Doctors stopped seeing patients.

[@Yoru-cake]

He'll just have a stoic or blank face as they cough while explaining to him.

[@VeXGamingLSRP]

House: No history of vaccinations? Karen: We're anti-vax House: *TRIGGERED*

[@mrnonsense1031]

Probably one of the few times getting triggered is appropriate.

[@joemagarac405]

Stunned by the Stupid

[@pythonxz]

"We're anti-vax." No you are anti-vax, your baby has been subjected to your stupidity.

[@psychohist]

@@pythonxz ... and gotten a cold, against which there is no vaccination.

[@strangerinastrangeland3613]

@@psychohist ?

[@abhishekkhandkar]

Baby coffin. The first time heard it it blew my mind. His character is simply a genius, hedonist, but a genius

[@schlomoshekelstein908]

lol nobody sells baby coffins. they just use shoe boxes

[@Neufertful]

@@schlomoshekelstein908 they do use baby coffins, usually white

[@richardpierpoint3006]

@@Neufertful C'mon, it calls itself "Schlomo Shekelstein" - do you honestly expect it to be able to string two thoughts together? Just saying...

[@schlomoshekelstein908]

@@Neufertful what if the baby is black?

[@schlomoshekelstein908]

@@richardpierpoint3006 how anti-semitic of you

[@JamesWiseMagic]

This aged BEAUTIFULLY.

[@adwaitahota]

I just fall harder in love with House with every clip.

[@BroAnarchy]

😯

[@kostarossides5062]

KZbin algorithm being real slick once again, reccomending this now 😂

[@asiaramsey5648]

Exactly 😂😂😂😂

[@paultravers8581]

They have always used television shows to push their poison.

[@anitahand5699]

maybe that suckerburgs or that weirdo bearded youtube or twatter guy fascists suggested it

[@trace9657]

Agreed, I loved House. As soon as I saw this come up, I thought how appropriate.

[@xs10tl1]

Equally fascinating are the comments....absolutely no nuanced discussion. Looks like a bot farm convention.

[@micahgoldson1253]

Refusing vaccines is like driving without a seatbelt. You could go your whole life and never get in an accident, but why risk it?

[@jirivorobel942]

The lack of a seatbelt doesn't kill other people who for some reason can't wear one.

[@micahgoldson1253]

@@jirivorobel942 Exactly.

[@leeowen4989]

@@jirivorobel942 You would be suprised...... If you are in the back seat without your belt on and the car comes to a very quick stop, you don't harmlessly bounce off the seat in front, you go through it and whoever is sitting in it.

[@jirivorobel942]

@@leeowen4989 OP mentioned driving. And when was the last time you've seen a car with an occupied rear seat, anyway?

[@leeowen4989]

@@jirivorobel942 It doesn't matter wether you are driving or not, if you have a crash while not wearing a seatbelt, you become a projectile regardless of where you were originally sitting. A friend of mine crashed while driving, he had no belt on and was thrown sideways and broke the passengers collar bone. As for occupied rear seats, I see lots of people riding in the back......

[@lemonlemon3924]

This aged well. Like fine wine.

[@richardpierpoint3006]

Unlike unvaccinated children...

[@delanorrosey4730]

@@richardpierpoint3006 Has anybody forgotten about DDT, Thalomide, aspartame (cancer causing), amongst other government-approved products? Look how that turned out.

[@mitchconnor3655]

Floridian anti vax moms are the worst , because our hot beaches make them bright red and angrier.

[@brittv5474]

Oh, House, please come back and reprise this just one more time...

[@miso_to_zari]

um no lol vaccines are OK and wonder if technology atleast the Olds one the covid vaccine we have no idea if it has any long term effects not even considering the short term ones

[@richardpierpoint3006]

@@miso_to_zari Shut. Up. Arsehole - blagodaryu vas, Kevin...

[@HoudiniFontmeister]

@@miso_to_zari That was a justified reaction 8 months ago. We now know the vaccine was created using work that started on similar virus's long before covid and have known this since at least April. We know the vaccine works and is safe to take. We also know that catching covid becomes nonlethal when vaccinated too. Vaccines work.

[@miso_to_zari]

@@HoudiniFontmeister again we don't know the login term effects and I'm not putting something in my body not verified by the fda

[@HoudiniFontmeister]

@@miso_to_zari You mean that is Verified by the FDA? The longterm effects of Covid survivors is heart conditions, lung problems, etc. We know that just from a couple months after they had covid. The Vaccines have caused no issues in the last 9 months that they have been used. Your grammar and spelling is usually the last thing I'd critique but you are arguing against medical facts when you cannot spell "Longterm"

[@kyle570]

I'm a peds nurse and we talk like this ALL THE TIME. Never to parents' faces, of course, but I have made the baby coffin and funeral reference with both doctors and nurses far too often for my own liking. We want to protect both children and parents from horrible diseases and the heartbreak that comes with them. Please vaccinate!

[@OceanSwimmer]

Kyle -- I hope your Neonatal Unit has stopped performing circumcisions: talk about needless deaths, that takes the cake. BTW -- yes, I vaccinated my children. My grandchildren are vaccinated, too.

[@patrickelliott-brennan8960]

@Me You You seem to be playing the part of an uneducated anti-vaxxer...sorry, used a tautology. Anti-vaxxers ARE uneducated.

[@kyle570]

@@OceanSwimmer Where in this comment did I say anything about circs??? Lmao

[@NomadJoe0323]

Why does there appear to be quite a few healthcare professionals that are against the COVID vaccine?

[@patrickelliott-brennan8960]

@@NomadJoe0323 Why does it appear that absolute majority of the absolute majority of institutions, health professionals, health institutions, virologist and epidemiologists all support he COVID vaccines? Hmmmmmm, maybe because they know way more than the few you think you've found? Maybe because you're looking at those on the periphery, like finding someone who'll tell you the earth is flat and Australia doesn't exist. Why do THOSE people exist?

[@guybrown8971]

20 years ago in west London we had anti vaxers who thought that their children would have learning difficulties and even autism because one doctor wrote in paper that a multi vac injection was an unnatural way to administer them...suggesting they should be spaced out. My sister was a local gp ..she said as soon as a measles outbreak started a few miles away..the very same mums who said vacinations were dangerous and even harmful...were banging on the surgery door trying to get in... Real life focuses the mind wonderfully..all their belief systems went out the window in 24hrs.

[@Gusanoman]

With that "study", Adam Wakefield probably has killed indirectly more people than Pol Pot.

[@flowerbabyliz]

The part people rarely mention of him is the reason he lied on that study. He wasn’t antivax. He was pro the vaccine being replaced for his. Even people that support him don’t know that lol. But the people that support him also lack common knowledge so it’s not surprising.

[@demoniack81]

@@flowerbabyliz Yep, that's the best part. There actually *was* a conspiracy about vaccines... it's just that it's not the conspiracy antivaxxers think. The dude who wrote that study was paid by the pharma companies who manufactured individual vaccines to make the combined MMR vaccine look bad.

[@minanes6549]

@@flowerbabyliz True. He was also, at that time, a consultant for lawyers representing anti-vax parents suing for alleged harm to their children. So while he was on the payroll for that, he was also developing his own single vaccine to replace the multi-vax. And was consequently discredited by the same journals who outlined his theories in the first place when it was discovered he had been fraudulent in his reporting of results eg, citing harm to children who had had vaccines, but omitting that the children had been suffering from those conditions prior to receiving the vaccine. So many kinds of wrong. The damage he's done is incalculable and his disciples haven't a clue what the real story is and won't listen.

[@delanorrosey4730]

Has anybody forgotten about DDT, Thalomide, aspartame (cancer causing), amongst other government-approved products? Look how that turned out.

[@dudovich13]

Two things that never grow old: dark humor and unvaxxed children.

[@apathysucks520]

Right, ok bot. Your comment didn’t age well ……it’s quite heartless and sick

[@rambofan334]

@@apathysucks520 Cry harder.

[@keepcalmandenjoythedecline]

Your response fills my heart with such joy that it could grow two sizes as if I had gotten the jab.

[@MABGaming01]

Doctor: You know a really other good business, tiny baby coffins Baby: U wut??

[@valeriafernandez4854]

Kid: *laughs happily* House: See, mom... you can get baby coffins in frog green, so the dead baby and the toy can match :) Kid: *goes quiet*

[@drbhavyatak7843]

Unvaccinated kid: I want to live for 100 years Mom: THREE! Take it or leave it!

[@drbhavyatak7843]

@@mynameisgladiator1933 mercury? Seriously? Dude.. I think you need to reconsider your choices from where you have read this bullshit... I hope you you dont reproduce, coz imbeciles like you keep our species to reach to its full potential! And lastly, I cannot be an idiot coz i am a doctor...

[@jakea7569]

@@mynameisgladiator1933 Anything higher than 50 milligrams of mercury per litre of blood would kill you in hours, much less than that for a baby, and obviously the 90% of the western world that get vaccinated have all dropped dead from mercury poisoning. If you guys actually stopped for a second to think if the bile you're spewing even made sense in your own head it would save us all so much time.

[@mynameisgladiator1933]

@@jakea7569 No one's talking about an immediately fatal amount of mercury. We're talking about an amount of mercury that causes autism in about 10% of babies. If you had a brain to even think.

[@thesassyb8211]

@@mynameisgladiator1933 oh look! Someone else who thinks vaccines cause autism! Like we havent heard that from 600 people before. That refuse to learn the real causes of autism. Its been proven by literally HUNDREDSS of medical professionals that ITS NOT TRUE. This idiotic man made a fraudulent paper in the 90's thats been debunked and experimented over and over again. And when asked to provide his findings again, he refused. Even if I send you a link to actually credited sources, you won't care. Because you don't wanna be more informed.

[@Mr.Scott86]

@@mynameisgladiator1933 there is no connection between autism and vaccines it's a proven fact, in fact the guy that came up with that ridiculous idea lost his medical license

[@cindyneff6499]

That baby's face when he said "baby coffins"!

[@dasdovian7785]

Just after I got all my vaccinations as a baby a neighbor came to visit with their family member. That family member had come from out of country and was unknowingly carrying measles, I ended up in the hospital after close contact with them. The Dr. who attended me told my parents if it wasn't for the vaccine it would've been a lot worse than a fever. It still sucked, my mom said I had to be in the hospital for a few days but it was nothing compared to another neighbors kid who got it but was unvaccinated. That poor baby got pneumonia that permanently damaged his lungs. I got to see my vaccinations at work as a teen too. My school had an outbreak of chicken pox but since I already had them and was vaccinated I didn't get to miss school. I didn't think much of it until kids started going to the hospital because of it. Turns out if you don't get chicken pox as a young child (under 10) AND you're not vaccinated it will cause some major havoc. Pneumonia ,swelling in the brain and apparently it can also lead to sterility the older you are when get it. A lot of those parents that didn't vaccinate their kids for chicken pox were worried about shingles but there's an effective vaccine for that too.

[@humbleevidenceaccepter7712]

The vaccine for shingles is called _shingrix._ It is better than 90% effective and usually covered by insurance. It is recommended for people 50 and up, and is available at most pharmacies.

[@ryanstallbaumer]

Nowadays people would say "what's the point of the [blank] vaccine if I can still get sick?"

[@kaptinbarfbeerd1317]

@@ryanstallbaumer For exact reason wearing a bulletproof vest is pointless if it doesn't make you immune to bullets. Sarcasm aside, not only do people twist information to fit their world view be we also live in an age of binary extremes. Ever try arguing with a conspiracy theorist pointing out logical holes in their theories and they accuse you of being brainwashed, say you don't think for yourself and believe everything the establishment tells you? You can't get anywhere with them because they only acknowledge their extreme views or the polar opposite.

[@joeblough2485]

Please send your story to as many as possible . we need this over the BS from bogus media outlets

[@lewiskazinsky7334]

He told her it was a cold, but his tone was, “THIS time.” That was unusually sweet and subtle of him. He doesn’t blame people for being stupid, so long as they get the point he’s trying to make.

[@PriestApostate]

That was pretty bold of House, for him to bank on an anti-vaxxer being smart enough to get the point that he's making...

[@elsaeats561]

never watch this show in my whole life now do tell me how could i possibly fell in LOVE with a show just from a 2 minutes clip halp

[@isa2758]

송지화 i suggest u watching it its great^^

[@Kit.E.Katz45]

Because...HOUSE!! ❤

[@Alakaizer]

Because the lead actor, Hugh Laurie, is just that good.

[@leahjohnson7883]

Because Gregory House is incredible.

[@cloerockham8812]

It has a few seasons in the middle that get a little weird but this is the one show I watched from episode one to the finale with no regrets at all. One of my all time favorite series finales too.

[@Bargerland]

This is twice as terrifying, now that Robert Kennedy Jr. has a serious chance at running the Department of Health. 😱

[@HilmyA.S.]

"We're not vaccinating" every doctor ever : *TRIGGERED*

[@tylermccaffrey3710]

Donut Donut as they should be.

[@Metalman200xdamnit]

That would irk *ANYONE* with common sense.

[@CrimsonWing67]

When your profession is basically saving people's lives and keeping them healthy, that phrase is like denying our very own existence. You might as well not come to hospitals when you are sick because who needs doctors when you think you know more than them?

[@matrixphijr]

@@CrimsonWing67 That's the true irony of it: they'll go to a doctor, but only to hear what they want to hear. Anything else, and the doctor is wrong or lying to them. So the question is, why go to them at all? It's because it's not about truth or fact, it's about approval. On the off-chance that they find a doctor who happens to agree with them, they can trumpet it to all their friends and finally claim victory. It's actually the same way with smokers, drug users, overeaters, etc. The difference is they only hurt themselves, so when they don't listen to the professionals and end up dying, nobody hears a peep.

[@blackgunsmatter304]

1:04am: a 10 minute video can’t hurt 6:26am: a 2 minute video can’t hurt

[@LucaBrasi0]

I feel you.

[@starwarfan8342]

DAAYUM ROASTED

[@thegameplayer125]

we need more doctors to do this to patients these days

[@michelleforrester3636]

His face at 0:23 like 'oh goodie one of THOSE parents...'

[@ameliakyle7054]

More like he has been waiting just for that opportunity in so long

[@virolo1960]

Yeah, he does the same if anyone mentions they are religious. Believe like him or face his scorn.

[@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer]

He's like that the moment he goes on clinic duty

[@jbarry39]

Remember the last time ya caught Polio...Yeah, me neither...

[@eyalkarni3290]

Thanks for reviving measles . Polio is next. All thanks to antivaxx

[@Longlivethe4th]

@@eyalkarni3290 Polio isn't endemic anywhere now except a lost part of Afghanistan where it would have been declared eradicated too except for the US invasion in 2001, that would have made the polio vaccine useless. Two lessons from this War is never a good solution. Don't use the polio argument against anti-vax, you can't get polio now unless you live in that remote afghan valley.

[@yulfine1688]

@@Longlivethe4th what are you talking about there's numerous cases popping up now along with other thought to be dead illnesses because of anti vaxxers

[@OceanSwimmer]

Tell us more, Jim Barry. Can't wait to hear my IQ drop while reading your next comment. ....never mind. I'll pass.

[@yulfine1688]

@@OceanSwimmer that doesnt even make sense, all he said was remember when polio exited yeah i dont because its been gone for many decades now. Thats basically what he said. Polio has been gone for deacdes until more recently, theres been a very select few who even got polio over the last few years thats maybe been reported. Other than that its gone.

[@whatteamwildcats4033]

When he said baby coffins I could almost hear reality dropping

[@TalentedDilittante]

There are times when House deserves a big, collective hug--appreciation for brutally stating the obvious.

[@enkiimuto1041]

me: Wait, you guys pay for children vaccines?

[@mg5347]

Americans pay for everything Land of the free and home of the eye gouging medical bills

[@socialmoon]

@@mg5347 It's so fucked up & beyond unethical. Healthcare & education should be free to all (covered by taxes), or at least cheap enough so that everyone can afford it.

[@MadTrump]

we just dont get them

[@hardwirecars]

@@mg5347 also the best rnd on the planet for curing disease. we need to stop being the military for all these countries that have free healthcare they wont after that.

[@hardwirecars]

@@socialmoon not sure how i feel about healthcare (how do you make it fair to the docs) but education would be cheapened to useless levels think about it you are now turning a university degree into a high school diploma

[@NFPA-704]

Hugh Laurie, as house, making grim and serious sounding gribbits while playing with a frog toy and telling an antivaxxer how stupid she is is EXACTLY what I needed today. Thank you.

[@jonturner7729]

I never understood why some random mom would actually think she knows more than a doctor

[@loka7783]

Because they read garbage on the internet and can't conceive of the idea that someone might put a falsehood in writing.

[@nancysexton545]

Hasn't met my doctor.....

[@MsMesem]

Cos she gave birth to the child....she knows more than anyone.

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

@@MsMesem You could have the intelligence of an amoeba and still give birth. Your brain doesn't explode with knowledge about biology and diseases when you give birth

[@keepcalmandenjoythedecline]

Boosters are now recommended every 2 to 3 months, so, if you aren't on your 15th jab, that would make you a granny-kealing hypocrate.

[@maki9396]

Same conversations 20 years later. Insane.

[@gstrikr7]

Dr. Jonas Salk would have been pissed at this mother if he were alive today. He and his team developed the Polio vaccine for free and wanted it to be accessible for all people.

[@richardpierpoint3006]

Well, all vaccines are free in the United Kingdom. Just saying!