You Are NOT The Parents! | House M.D.

House begins a bet to determine whether they are his biological parents. After Dan exhibits more symptoms, including a myoclonic twitch and a blocked blood vessel, House diagnoses Dan.
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Season 1 Episode 2 "Paternity"
A 16-year-old high school student, Dan (Scott Mechlowicz), starts suffering night terrors and frequent hallucinations after playing lacrosse at school. Dan's parents take him to see Dr. House after receiving a letter that Cameron sent in House's name. Upon meeting the family, Dan suffers from an auditory hallucination during a procedure, however, ruling out House's diagnosis. Using coffee cups from the parents, House does an unauthorized paternity test and discovers that neither parent is biologically related to Dan. House flashbacks to a case he had earlier that involved a mother who did not want her baby to be vaccinated and theorizes that Dan is suffering from a measles virus contracted during his childhood. House confirms his diagnosis with a retinal biopsy and successfully cures Dan.
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[@HouseM.D.]

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[@nattyL0609]

I’m used to being called a stupid, useless child so being call a moron by House will not be that bad. But I’m still subscribing

[@ActuallyDecent]

@@nattyL0609 u gud?

[@patricemarie2960]

My God? We may find the "absolutes", "cures" for all? the Covid 19 variants? House is a genius! 👍💓

[@amielawson8344]

Actually having this type of reaction to measles is incredibly rare, even rarer then the side effects from the measles vaccine. So....

[@sunburn5461]

you’re a legend for keeping this up dude; keep up the good work!

[@tsuba666]

"How can you just sit there ??? how can you eat and not be with our son every minute ???" Say the parents with a tray on their hands because they've obviously just eaten too. And they've been sitting to do so, I'm sure.

[@ryanbolson23]

Lol for real, do they think doctors don’t eat or sleep when they have a patient?

[@thefausty5195]

@@ryanbolson23 Exactly, I once broke my leg in an accident and I was hospitalized for a few days. There I saw a dad punching a doctor cause he was eating and not attending to his son. Like WTF? ARE THEY THAT STUPID?

[@TonyStorm21]

I know they're in the wrong but that argument has no weight. Parents have no way of helping him, that's why they brought him to the hospital in the first place, all they can do is give information, sign papers and do a lot, a lot of waiting, which is mostly done by sitting. Yes they're assholes for thinking the doctor doesn't care just because he's eating, but don't forget, their kid is dying and no one knows why (at that point)

[@raziel710]

People like them forget that while for them this is a major once in a lifetime (hopefully) event, for the doctor this is his day to day. Doctors like House are always dealing with someone's life being in danger. It makes me think of M. Bison's speech in the 1994 Street Fighter movie "For you the day Bison graced your village with his presence was the most important day of your life, but for me....it was Tuesday..."

[@rokksysoftpaws7022]

parents acting like there kid is the only patient. Doctors have patient after patient so they should neve sit, eat, drink...

[@G-flo]

"YOU IDIOTS!" House calling his patients idiots is one my favorite things in the series.

[@urkelgang7373]

Not his patients. His patients parents (just being a troll ) 😂😭

[@winsonyeo1040]

Its kind of the same a gordan ramsay calling someone out

[@ashleycrispin1324]

Mine to

[@Ghoulza]

@@winsonyeo1040 the idiot sandwich from Gordon is the best

[@leandroroman7053]

Mine are the ones where House gets wrong and the others step up with the right decision, like the time with the girl who was allergic to light.

[@christophershibles383]

It's a horrible idea to not let your kid know they're adopted. Once they hit a certain age, they should know so they don't find out on their own someday in a horrible way that makes it harder for them to process the information.

[@zah936]

That does not even begin to cover it. Imagine the parents are dead and the boy got admitted into a hospital. When they ask for history which history will he provide? It can be fatal.

[@angelinajackson7684]

Youre supposed to let the kid know theyre adopted as young as possible

[@alecdickens1042]

@@zah936 "Your son has a debiltating genetic condition that can only be inherited from their biological parents." "But we're his family!" "BuT wE'rE hIs FaMiLy, great, I'll tell that to the illness, maybe it has a coscience."

[@billybobkumar9231]

No offense, but do you have any idea how many people "think" they know who their father is but really don't? Yes, parents should tell their kids but give'em some slack: they may have been waiting 'till he was older to tell him.

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

Disclose that to your Doc don't hide anything from your Doc as they are under an oath not to disclose anything outside the patient and his/her inner circle of relatives. A Doc is there to treat you not to judge you.

[@Steef_Lee]

“Did you think we were looking for a genetic clue to his condition? Or did you think we were trying to ascertain who loves him the most in the whole wide world?” 💀

[@Lost_idiot223]

I lost it at that part! 😆

[@hopinondeeznuts350]

Wait you saw that part too? I thought I was the only one

[@ninetteewuzie1469]

Priceless

[@the_accident_wasnt_my_fault]

@@hopinondeeznuts350 fun fact: people repeat things when they find it funny

[@hopinondeeznuts350]

@@the_accident_wasnt_my_fault fun fact: people repeat things when they find it funny

[@Chris_Cross]

House: **is condescending** Parents: "Don't be condescending!" House: **is even more condescending** Parents: ₒₕ ₒₖ

[@trinitylivingston1286]

Love it!

[@mason2170]

Really made them shut up, huh?

[@reaperxdarkx4161]

The legion pfp lmao

[@kactus1889]

they tried lmao

[@kennyg7163]

Or house: im about to end these parents' career.

[@GoldenKirby]

Parents: " You haven't checked in on him! " House: *Pro Gamer Move*

[@Bappo35]

Almost like it's his job😂

[@moneer7139]

It's funny how they also aren't checking in on him and instead drinking coffee outside

[@davidgoza5620]

Wilson actually looked impressed.

[@amitir22]

@@davidgoza5620 Wilson was surprised house actually bothered to reply seriously without insulting the parents in the process

[@jeffc5974]

@@amitir22 I was expecting him to ask House if any of that was actually true.

[@slushiepower819]

Warning: Staring at Cameron’s chest causes hallucinations, paranoia, and psychotic episodes... But that Guatemalan necklace tho

[@777LGF]

Call a doctor if they last for more than 4 hours

[@smurfyday]

Yeah, well, I'm in pain, and the doctor told me... ibuprofen!?

[@bohlalenchabeleng1370]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-hx2po3vq1i]

If you suffer go to a school clinic then the nurse will just offer ice cubes.

[@bombacmulayim4752]

Hekimogluuuuuu

[@grandsporter]

I’d be scared as hell having something go through my eye

[@TheOfficialOriginalChad]

Try it a few times to conquer the fear. It’s called exposure therapy.

[@antithoughtpolice7497]

I'm more scared of dying! :D

[@themusicmaster1077]

Don’t worry it won’t hurt, it’s just scary as hell

[@veganwiener8047]

I have retinopathy, where the retina detaches from the back of the eye, and have gotten several injections to treat it. When I got the shots, it just feels like pressure, like when you rub your eye really hard. What actually hurts like hell is the iodine they use beforehand. My eye burned for hours after each injection because of it

[@sel508]

@@veganwiener8047 you had a needle go through your eye like in the video😳

[@christophergirardi8145]

Cameron: He's hearing voices..... Chase: House stop whispering in the vents! House: It's part of my process

[@thelukesternater]

Underrated comment made me snort sharply through the nose.

[@X_X69]

Wilson some what did it to him after Amber died. House thought he was beginning to lose it again.

[@BlazingShadowSword]

Now I'm just imagining him crawling through the hospital Half-Life style. He makes it to Wilson's office and whispers, "Now about that beer you owe me."

[@SportyMabamba]

I saw House vent from Electrical

[@i_draw_whatever1677]

Canon

[@lydiahkanyoro90]

I know their son is dying and they want everyone actively doing something they can see being done but...it's really upsetting because patients and their families do this to nurses and doctors often. Human being taking a tea break or lunch break from work is just unacceptable to them. 🥺

[@charlayclaygre4159]

I worked in a Target. I carried a dress in my bag that I changed into that covered my pants. I'd put my shirt and my tag in my bag. I had to change every 30-min lunch break and hide in the bathroom during my 15-min break because people could never leave me alone while I was on break.

[@ellenrittgers990]

@@charlayclaygre4159 Target doesn’t have a n employee break room?

[@charlayclaygre4159]

@@ellenrittgers990 yes, but I had issues sitting still. But also I was new and trying to learn the store.

[@masterreaper115]

@@charlayclaygre4159 i mean...yeah? if you were just walking around the store in full uniform with your name tag on why WOULDNT they assume you were just working?

[@charlayclaygre4159]

@@masterreaper115 my tag was off and I was wearing a red shirt and khaki pants. No identifying markers.

[@swimfast724]

Honestly if they didn't tell them he was adopted theb yeah they are responsible for at least part of it. How can you not think that that's important??? You could've told the doctors outside his room like seriously??

[@anelbegic2780]

You acasionaly hear about stories like this where the kid doesn't even know he is adopted or that one of his parents isn't biological in the case of suregacy. People have died IRL because of bullshit like this. The reaponse though is always the same from the parents though, "he/she is ours since we raised him/her" because to them blood doesn't make you family but cerain people like doctors require *all* the information unfortinetly otherwise they could kill by accident and not know until after the kid is dead.

[@thomas.02]

it probably didnt even register to the adopted parents that something the biological mother had would cause this situation 16 years later they didnt even know what they didnt know

[@Whitneypyant]

They had the medical history of the biological mother. They probably didn’t know is whether or not she was vaccinated

[@swimfast724]

@@Whitneypyant that's why it's important to tell the dr that he was adopted because that tells them there are things (like vaccinations or medication use during pregnancy) that the adoptive parents are unsure of.

[@jadebolt4416]

@@Whitneypyant Also they had medical history of biological mother but not biological father- the boy could have inherited a condition through bio father. but the doctors wouldn't know to look for inherited genetic conditions because they don't know the son isn't biologically related to the parents

[@trinitylivingston1286]

They only have the history about the mom but not the dad and for all they know, the mom could've lied. Also, I love how House put them in their place lol.

[@davidcox3076]

All that is true. And they probably wouldn't know the mother's full health and vaccination history. The docs are really working with a lot of genetic unknowns.

[@julieeverett7442]

well house didnt need dads immune history, just mum's, because its mum's immunity that will protect the child til its old enough to be vaccinated

[@LordPyro25]

@@julieeverett7442 In this case yeah the bio mom’s history was what led them to the answer, but the kid could have inherited some kind of condition from his bio dad. Did the parents not give any medical history info at all for the bio dad? That could have been really important to know, so if they didn’t have any information the doctors should have been told that

[@trinitylivingston1286]

@@julieeverett7442 you can still inherit some condition from your dad though.

[@trinitylivingston1286]

@@LordPyro25 exactly and I think you can inherit conditions from extended family too but idk for sure.

[@CristiNeagu]

"Isn't dr. Cameron's necklace a beauty?" "Yeah... they are... i mean it is."

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Guatemala is not South America by the way...

[@dwinters6291]

@@lenawagenfuehr53 who cares. Boobs is all that matters

[@aabidamn]

It is? You spelt tittayyys wrong

[@Perceptionreflection]

"The notion that you're gonna fully understand your son's treatment and make an informed decision is kinda idiotic." THANK YOU. If people were as educated as their doctors they would be capable of treating patients!

[@carolewhyte1943]

and if doctors cared as much as family members then they would be capable of treating patients as well.

[@anniesamuel4787]

What I find interesting with my doctors (I have lots of them for lots of different reasons) is that a lot of the time one hand isn't even THINKING about the other hand. My hair has been falling out for a couple of months. One doctor says it's the meds. Another says it might be my thyroid. Another thinks it's stress. Another thinks it's related to my recent kidney transplant. How about I spent 5 weeks on endone and paracetamol because I totally put my neck out while being stressed from recovering from the operation while having to get medical treatment 3 times a week and working and on top of all that, having Covid while obviously being long term immune suppressed. My body said F you and spat out my hair. I figured that out myself because I could put all the pieces together. None of my doctors did.

[@CrashB111]

@@anniesamuel4787 Did you explain said full context to your doctors or did you only give parts of the story to each? A Doctor can only make judgements based on what you tell them, half the cases on House happen because patients or close family/friends omit details they think aren't important but are. One of my favorite episodes, the one where the patient takes them all hostage, happened because despite the man going to dozens of doctors and being unable to be treated it ended up being his fault anyway. He didn't disclose to any of his doctors a trip to Florida he had taken, that ended up with him contracting either a fungus or a parasite I can't remember. But because he didn't tell anyone that, his disease only progressed.

[@anniesamuel4787]

@@CrashB111 I started with the nephrologist registrar, then chemist, seen the GP a few times, talked to hair dresser. As I got more information from each, I increased the information in my story to each doctor. In the space of the next 10 days I will be seeing my GP, nephrologist, neurologist, psychologist and dermatologist. If we can't figure out what's going on amongst them, I don't know who can.

[@anniesamuel4787]

@@CrashB111 Oh and I didn't go to Florida like the man in the show haha

[@lyravain6304]

This episode, and many others, point out that it's really, REALLY, COLOSSALY stupid to lie to your doctor. If you have noticed the slightest thing about something you go to a doctor for, or even something that has happened in the same relevant time frame, you speak about it. If they ask for any details, you give them. If they tell you to "drop trow", you drop it. Doctors don't ask these questions to satisfy their fetishes; they ask them so that they can know what is wrong with you and how to treat it as fast as possible, with as little damage as possible.

[@doubleslothgaming]

And yet, here we are

[@carolewhyte1943]

they don't ask to satisfy their fetishes? really? does the name "larry nassar" ring a bell?

[@breadcrumbhoarder]

@@carolewhyte1943 there are some bad doctors, but can you name five? I can name like ten doctors that I’ve personally visited who were all normal, plus the millions of others who are also good. Statistically doctors are almost never creeps

[@carolewhyte1943]

@@breadcrumbhoarder i can name dozens. unlike you, i am actually an m.d. there were 150 students in my medical school class. of that group, there were exactly two who i would let treat me or a member of my family -- and one them became a drug company executive. that leaves 147 who, in my judgment, were deficient in their knowledge and/or clinical skills. btw, i am curious, where did find the study that showed "statistically" that doctors are almost never creeps (hint: nowhere, because you just made it up).

[@hoon_sol]

Dr. Kelso: "Son, have you used drugs in the last 48 hours?" Patient: "Oh no, sir. Never use drugs." Dr. Kelso: "Because this shot you're about to get could kill you if it's mixed with narcotics." Patient: "Oh, drugs! Yes sir, all the time!"

[@alecdickens1042]

"Was the mother vaccinated?" "He had his vaccinations!" ......not what the medical professional asked, is it?

[@jamiegarrity6439]

Exactly. I thought to myself, is the adopted dad stupid as he is stubborn? Hello, that's not what the doctor asked. Unbelievable. It's a common reaction though: parents avoid answering cause they now realized House proved they're in the wrong. And they can't even look him in the eye. And the dad is such a jerk. He said accuses House of not doing anything; there's only so much he can do when tests are being done. Not to mention medical staff do need a little break from time to time. I sympathize with the parents being worried for their son but no need for accusations.

[@Seetiyan]

It upsets me so much when people do this in real life. Deflect, refuse to cooperate appropriately in important conversation. ARGH.

[@nogoat]

Pro tip : If House asks a question, respond to said question, not something else. And also, do that in real life too.

[@bostonphotographer20]

Scotty doesn't know

[@leeeastwood6368]

@@jamiegarrity6439, it's a stupid man thing. I do it all the time!

[@jamestown8398]

Patient's Father: "You're neglecting my son!" House: *lists all of the son's conditions, demonstrating that he's paying close attention*

[@shaanalam3872]

I watched the video too

[@wortwortwort1686]

@@shaanalam3872 L

[@cunningsmile4166]

That's Housim for "fuq off"

[@ct4533]

I read about a woman who was adopted and went to the doctor, the doc asked for medical history, and the adoptive parents just started rattling off THEIR OWN history and not her biological parents'. She had to beg and cajole just to get the papers detailing her biological mother's history. She could have serious health consequences because her parents refused to get over their issues.

[@cherylm2C6671]

This will happen more often as the number of IVF siblings and fosters increase.

[@darrenrobinson9041]

@@cherylm2C6671 the doctors need to stop assuming - they need to ask - "did this person come out of your vagina?"

[@wendyc3175]

As an adoptee that didn't know, I used to say well my mom has high blood pressure. Referring to my adopted mom, no idea about genetic medical history. For people that just want to give their children away, at least make sure all that important information goes with them.

[@oliviafox6745]

This happened to my cousin. Closed adoption. Lost his job because of illness. His adoptive mom paid for his care out of pocket. Finally found out he had a genetic thyroid condition.

[@user-jb7tq7ko7e]

Also, hospital staff are human beings, stop harassing them when they're on break

[@samanthac.349]

I was my mom’s home caregiver when she was severely ill. I can attest that when someone is that sick, there is a lot of downtime, more than enough to take a lunch break.

[@ivana1016]

“Can it be treated?” “Ask a neurologist.” I love how House admits when he doesn’t have the full answer.

[@NAANsoft]

Actually he said "Ask THE neurologist". Dr. Foreman is the neurologist and he was standing just next to Cameron.

[@thenoisyninja]

Thats why he has his team.

[@turtlemama888]

And he actually said "you're a good doctor". Wow!

[@Derekzparty]

I always assumed House knew the answer but it was less work/wordy for him to say ask the neurologist.

[@Youtuberemovesallmycomments]

@@Derekzparty that’s a safe assumption I agree I think that’s how it was intended but it’s all up for interpretation until the writer clarifies

[@nicegy0197]

"He's hearing voices" *suddenly hears the song "Scotty doesn't know"

[@TassieDinkum90]

I had to scroll a disappointingly long way down these comments for a 'Scotty Doesn't Know' reference

[@mommmyjewlz]

@@TassieDinkum90 as did I 😂 It’s all I could think about the whole time I watched the clip

[@SportyMabamba]

“Has the patient ever been to Eastern Europe?”

[@JamesCPotter13]

​@mommmyjewlz All I could think is his dad is KALABAR the mayor of Halloweentown.

[@Fif0l]

I don't think House has a hidden agenda when he's nice to people. I think being nice to people IS the hidden agenda.

[@weavercs4014]

Mind = blown

[@samanthac.349]

It depends. I saw an earlier clip today from this show here on YT. House was begrudgingly doing his clinic rounds when he realized that the patient in front of him was a recent victim of s**ual a**ault after she started crying hysterically when he diagnosed her with chlamydia. He didn’t ask the patient anything about the a**ault. He had an expression of “oh, s***!” and immediately went to Cuddy and asked her to handle the case. He realized he was the wrong person to help that patient. He’s a cranky, selfish addict who happens to be a brilliant doctor, but he’s not heartless… at least not when it’s important.

[@alicianelson1252]

I find it hypocritical the parents accused house of negligence when they didn't tell him the kid was adopted that is important information.

[@shaneyzamora2525]

He was saying that just because he was adopted doesn't mean it made him less of their child. This isn't a police interrogation! Biological family matters the most in a medical situation!

[@drakekay6577]

2:14 One of the MOST compassionate responses he has ever given. Proof that he is paying attention, to quell emotional distress in these parents. :D

[@VicvicW]

Or he could have been making that up on the spot 😂

[@deniellechapman6911]

Nah. House did that so they'd leave the cups behind to get DNA.

[@manyhangedmen9434]

"Don't be condescending" - Famous last words

[@jasminethegrayknight]

This is why you’re always straight up honest with your doctor 🥱

[@carolewhyte1943]

and what about the honest disclosure that leaks into the public domain? there are times to be honest and times to be less than honest. unfortunately, the typical patient can't tell the difference. which doesn't mean that honesty is always the best policy. in the context of this episode, informing the doctors about adoption introduces a very real risk that the son will inadvertently be made aware. my suggestion: don't attempt to dispense medical advice when you have nary a clue.

[@AzureKyle]

@@carolewhyte1943 And yet he would have died if House didn't find out he was adopted, because of the bio mom being unvaccinated. You may have gone to med school with a bunch of shitty people (yes, I read another comment you posted here) but that doesn't mean a majority of medical professionals are shitty people. If a doctor asks a question regarding medical history, it's asked for a reason, because they need that honest information to find out what is wrong with you. If they had been honest and told House he was adopted, they might have been able to figure things out sooner. And yes, someone may have made the slip that he was adopted, but chances are he already knew, and even if he didn't, he has a right to know. If it were me, I would rather have my child accidentally know he's adopted, and alive, rather than keeping the secret and having him die. Please, get off your high horse.

[@altonb93]

@@carolewhyte1943 you are the one to talk. You have no clue what you are talking about yet you try to make people believe you know it all. The kid should've known he was adopted already and it's information that needs to be made aware to the doctor. Honesty is the best policy when it literally comes down to life and death.

[@aman1505]

'I've had this conversation once already' The conversation: 'wanna double the bet?'

[@jadebolt4416]

They should have mentioned the adoption to the doctors even if they didn't want their son to know. Sure they said they had a background on the bio mom- but what about sperm doner bio dad? you get your genes from both parents- just because bio mom didn't have something doesn't mean the same of bio-dad, he could have passed something along but doctors don't know the child is adopted so aren't looking into genetic factors.

[@Ftoyou2]

"is this going to be on our medical bill?" "No it's on the house." 😆

[@boianko]

I was very surprised when it turned out he wasn't sexually abused in the end despite the voices saying things like "just let it happen..." and they alluded to it throughout the episode.

[@magick333]

he was one of the sweetest patients of the entire series. he really did nothing wrong. he didn't know he was adopted and it wasn't his fault he was dying. he gave them no trouble or hard time.

[@swimfast724]

I've had spine surgery while awake and having that needle in my eye would be way scarier

[@a_kazakis]

@NuclearFuse Im 99% sure that if he could feel the pain his heart rate would go through the roof and the doctors would know something is up. Muscle relaxants dont keep your heart rate stable.

[@swimfast724]

@@a_kazakis sometimes it does sometimes it doesn't. It's not just anasthesia that they give but also sedatives and paralytics even if the sedatives didn't make him asleep they would still lower your heart rate. But yeah your heart rate and blood pressure would definitely go up. This kind of thing happens way more than you would think

[@swimfast724]

@NuclearFuse yes that's true that does happen. I know someone personally who had a tumor on her breast removed and she was paralyzed but awake the whole time. That's the scariest thing I could ever imagine. She said it took all of her energy not to go into shock and she said she just prayed and prayed the whole time (this was someone I knew from church)

[@swimfast724]

@@a_kazakis this isn't a well known fact but if a patient goes into shock during surgery (not from blood loss) and dies it is almost always because of the anesthesia not working properly

[@nickynicks_]

No kidding. I can't even stand to wear eye makeup because the thought of the mascara wand going near my eye freaks me out... I think I would have a panic attack if I had to get that needle into my eye

[@CSGray-nf2hx]

I never understood people not wanting to tell their kids they’re adopted. The more you wait to tell them, the harder it’ll hit them

[@wendyc3175]

Exactly. I know.

[@DaegdaGames]

"Why do people lie to me" I felt that

[@boundlessblade5205]

1:42 love how House puts them in their place😎

[@jdogzerosilverblade299]

one of the traits i love about house. hes a realist and always logical. he does the process the same on all his patients and saves them. if your a doctor the way to save lives is not not care about the feeling of others. your there to cure the illness not give comfort. go see a therapist if you want comfort. house follows the process that saves lives not makes others feel good. thats why hes the best doctor not because of his medical degrees or emotions but because he gets things done no matter what. show is staged and everything but doctors need to learn from house.

[@SunnyyDayzz]

@@jdogzerosilverblade299 Yeh also if you loot at when House is on Ketamine he makes crappy decisions and takes short cuts, all because of him screwing up his last case that Wilson and Cuddy keep a secret from House. Only because House had no medical reasoning for doing what Cuddy said to do, thinking he'd play god only for them to figure out that House is aware that he has limits in the medical field aswell as being a mortal who can only do so much things.

[@jdogzerosilverblade299]

@@SunnyyDayzz got no clue what you are talking about. was that meant as sarcasm. is that a trait you like. cant tell. you picked a random part from a random episode added not much context.

[@thomaspreudhomme9443]

@@jdogzerosilverblade299 Based on the fact that a patient in a wheelchair with almost no motor function went into the pool, he thinks it's not an accident but was done on purpose because he was feeling hot. He tells Cuddy to try an injection of Prednisone which she tells he has no medical basis for suggesting but try nonetheless. Patient starts waking again immediately and she withholds that information to house and use it to teach him humility ("you were wrong last time, you are not always right"). House starts to doubt and become a crappy doctor as a result

[@SunnyyDayzz]

@@jdogzerosilverblade299 Sorry I was talking about how when he wasn't the way he usually acts he screwed up alot but I could've made it better....

[@tommiegirl2441]

"Here's what you need to know - it's dangerous. It could kill him. You should do it." Hell yes. Mic drop. Every now and again, Eric made me love him.

[@stitcher64]

Now if the parents were so upset that House isn't doing anything, yet their both so worried that they both left their child's side as he's dying to get coffee.

[@ytw101]

Information is the most important weapon in any field. Holding back is the same as letting your soldiers die.

[@nicifclean]

It's dangerous, it could kill him,...you should do it!!

[@rahmadrenaldi2624]

I hope doctors always give explaination like this.

[@melkerworg2156]

"but before you do max out his life ensurense"

[@capterson4]

@@rahmadrenaldi2624 Sometimes, that's the only way you can do a full informed consent.

[@myrkur8054]

I mean if they didn't he would've died anyway.

[@lyravain6304]

When I had a corrective eye surgery, the doctor told me "This could cost you your eyesight. You should still do it". When I had another surgery for peritonitis, the doctor told me "If we do this, you might lose a big part of your intestines, if we don't you will die". With every surgery, even minor ones, there is ALWAYS the risk of something going wrong. But certain surgeries should still be done.

[@gulagwithahumanface4471]

“It’s dangerous. It could kill him. You should do it.” Man i love foreman sometimes.

[@piktasvaikasvid]

you left out the best bit where the kids tells he knew he was adopted because he learned about allelic genes in like grade 6 and realized his chin was different shape from his parents. or was it in a different episode? i should rewatch these.

[@sanketmanna8653]

"It's dangerous. It could kill him. You should do it."-Nice job, Foreman😂🤣. Just think this without context.

[@theblackunicorn261]

I like how House was being mildly condescending and the patient's parents got mad, and so he went full condescension

[@SolusDarkcoat]

6:18 more proof season 1 and 2 of House were perfect. He was snarky and condescending, but at the end of the day he listened and asked.

[@minionoverhaul]

House saying to Foreman "what do you think, it's your ball" on how to do the confirmatory test was refreshing. House acknowledging his doctor's expertise, trusting their lead in them was nice to hear.

[@cuentaoficialmentesinnombr3613]

The first thing you learn from this show is You can lie to your family, friends, couple but NEVER lie to your doctor

[@carolewhyte1943]

actually, the first thing that you should have learned is never take medical advice from a television program -- especially one that is fictional. of course there are times when one should lie to the doctor. unfortunately, the problem for a non-medical professional is figuring out just which times those are. but most assuredly they do exist.

[@kenshinhimura2322]

I’m adopted and I hate when parents hide these things from their kid.

[@PennTankerGuy]

Parents: "You don't even care!" House: *Gives an in-depth analysis of their son's current condition* Parents: 👁👄👁

[@invisibleman737]

1:29 This is such a pet peeve, but it's COULDN'T care less, not COULD care less. The latter doesn't make any sense if you think about it for a few seconds.

[@adamski320]

Agreed

[@SamBrickell]

I could care less that you're absolutely right. I mean that really, it bothers me too. So I literally could care less.

[@Theantininja]

7:10 Here's the easy way to explain what Foreman was trying to explain: They need to drill a hole in his head and drip the antiviral meds directly into his brain or he dies. Treatment comes with a moderate risk of death or crippling brain damage and if his condition goes stage 2 before they start, there's no point so they need to make the decision asap.

[@michaelsong5555]

(A machine's big needle slowly approaches the man's eye, in a VERY menacing way) Foreman: It's just scary as hell. Understatement much?

[@mrrexychomp9829]

"He's dying and you couldn't care less, you haven't even checked on him once" House: Im about to end this mans entire career

[@leighe6480]

Heard this and couldn’t believe it made it to the show. * couldn’t care less

[@blockydogy1188]

praise the House M.D. youtube channel

[@Isa-dn4fx]

My friend was adopted and didn’t know it her whole life and at the age of 18 her “parents” were like ok we raised the kid we’ve always wanted. And she didn’t know why they abandoned her after that. It wasn’t until then this past year at 24 her mother told her she was adopted. And even now on the rare occasion her mother calls her it’s just asking about grand kids nothing else.

[@Kpimpmaster]

In all fairness knowing a patient’s full medical history is important and not telling House they’re only his adopted parents was an important detail

[@nocturnalwolf7559]

"You are NOT the father" *chicken run backstage

[@karinaashmon]

Then you are not the mother. This kid is not either of yours

[@TheBlackDemon1996]

Wow, these parents are masters at answering the wrong question.

[@magdalenarozworska2419]

If this takes place in USA the Bill for anything medically done in each episode would be IMMACULATE!

[@I_WANT_MY_SLAW]

Yeah it's in America. And in a hospital that nice, nothing done there would cost anything less than 6 figures.

[@ejshaw2632]

I get massively crreeped out with power tools being used in any medical operations.

[@phastinemoon]

Probably because we’re so used to seeing them in horror movies as a signal that the protagonists are in danger and are gonna die terrible, painful, and gruesome deaths.

[@julieeverett7442]

youve never been in a operating room for an orthopedic procedure, looks more like a mechanics shop than a hospital, but it works

[@jordanpeterson5140]

Big fancy looking medical drill: $2.5 million, difficult to repair, flimsy Milwaukee 18 volt cordless drill: $225, can buy em at most medium or larger hardware stores, can survive a 15 foot fall on to concrete I'll go with the more practical option.

[@withlove2963]

I love how Cameron can 'see' him hearing voices. She's telepathic.

[@mikevignola4213]

The eye movement gave it away. Cameron is also the only one in the room who could have saw that.

[@withlove2963]

@@mikevignola4213 Eye movement doesn't mean someone is hearing voices...

[@allxrtx6594]

@@withlove2963 1. Are you a medical professional who knows that, hearing voices is just part of hallucinations, his brain is acting up. 2. It's more reasonable than Cameron being a fucking telepathic

[@withlove2963]

@@allxrtx6594 I'm dating a schizophrenic. He hears voices all the time, but I can't tell.

[@GayCheesetuber]

@@withlove2963 its more likley that she notices the signs of a panic attack of sorts (shaking and sweating) and they fact that he actually said "no" aloud, even tho no-one said anything. Indicating that he heard something in his head

[@etherraichu]

"Are you sure this won't hurt?" "Yeah, it's just scary as hell."

[@macmcleod1188]

House was surprisingly gentle to them

[@marktodd6187]

I've now watched three episodes based on three clips I've seen here. I think this is telling me it's time for a season 1 re-watch and see where things go from there. lol

[@hanma1705]

I really like the cinematography of this episode.

[@jennifercox1935]

Love this man house .....I got all his shows we need More doctors like him

[@skolkor]

You know it's an early season when House doesn't want to do a brain biopsy.

[@Claudia-wb1uf]

I've watched so many of these clips that when I discovered that it was on Amazon prime, I couldn't watch a couple of the episodes because I already knew the ending lol

[@macmcleod1188]

This may help. To some extent you always know the ending. It's not going to be lupus and the patient's going to be cured after several failures. The interesting parts of the show are the character moments where you learn about the other doctors and house. These are the parts that are worth rewatching.

[@rohaizadshazwan5062]

I love it when House and foreman finish each other sentence 😂

[@henrypeters5291]

I find it funny how nobody even mentioned the biological father.

[@londongirlonthemove9458]

So I'm one more clip away from watching the whole series again🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ who is with me?😆😃😃

[@caeruleusyoung5603]

Wilson's reaction when House confronts the parents and throws facts on their faces is just iconic

[@DeadSezSo]

No matter how house ever acts, how unethical some of his decisions are, he cares about his patients. He might be more interested in solving a puzzle than saving a patient, but there are moments in certain episodes where house shows he cares.

[@darthbiker2311]

House: Go hold his hand. I've watched so many of this clips to know that when House is suddenly kind in a way that's out of character (and we're only like 1/4 into the clip) that he's about to do something, well, interesting.

[@voidstarq]

"It's dangerous. It could kill him. You should do it." -- How many doctors *wish* they could deliver a line like that so convincingly?

[@majormana1]

i love how straight forward Forman is

[@i_am_the_one8870]

“Now here’s what you need to know, it’s dangerous, it could kill him, you should do it” 🤣 mans got more sense of humor than house

[@SuperJerot]

Why oh why do I always eat dinner while watching this.

[@mamasotherdaughter4982]

3:45 is a classic entrance for anyone trying to make a living and keeping their sanity! 😅🤣

[@seanacameron8940]

Having had 2 brain surgeries, This is grand !! I never quite understood the reason for the 2nd one, as I couldn't seem to understand anything. In the end, there was bleeding in my brain, but after a 4 day coma, I survived ( Okay, it is obvious)) I shall never forget Dr. M. who did my 1st one. Fantastic !!The Doctors and Nurses in that field shouls all be especially appreciated for their specialized work. Bless them all. )Of course we gladly thank those in the Cancer units, peds, ...A salute to all of those overworked caring people. Love to them all.

[@angelagillett1033]

I loved how this show stuck it to people

[@lucasflaming5330]

7:22 My brother's friends when they recommended underage drinking at 14

[@dvon9392]

Scotty doesn't know

[@lewydmusic]

More like Scotty Killer doesn't know

[@kooler244]

"it could kill him... you should do it" perfect xD

[@accellex2845]

7:00 I like how he talks to people with that level of respect and understanding.

[@Viking102938]

Patient + boobs = less stressed patients Chase has this whole thing figured out...

[@magnusblitz2311]

Chase is a real homie. He knew the best medicine for Dan.

[@lisasimpson3832]

I miss this show so much!

[@chrispile3878]

That retinal biopsy is probably the scariest thing I've seen this week...

[@Zegmaar_Bas]

0:11, and than 0:24: we need more people like Chase in the world

[@integral]

Who doesn't love the "power drill into the skull" scenes?

[@philiphorner31]

They're very lucky to have this doctor.

[@LOKKIKITTIE]

I love how the parents are talking about him eating while walking up with a whole tray......so uhhhhhhh 😂

[@brithemochi0126]

Maury who-

[@conormccormick2771]

More House!!!

[@yinxiaolong1112]

The realization of them fucking up. HA GET REKT

[@salsasoul4112]

Scotty doesn't knooooow! 🤣🤣🤣

[@theonefrancis696]

1:42 I love this scene. One thing House cannot stand is people thinking he doesn't care about his patients, just because he doesn't stay with them phisically.

[@jamesrose8914]

The virus hides like a logic bomb