Dying and Going to Diagnostic Heaven | House M.D..

[@blacktimhoward4322]

"I have 17 points?" "I started you all with 100" 😂

[@d.gerstmann4930]

Bro, lost his powers and still made the Avengers. Hawkeye is OP af.

[@looeegee]

and got his legs crushed by a snow plower or smth

[@looeegee]

and recovered like a champ, I would've died if that happened to me

[@brentage5000]

He's also a former vampire who apparently reconstituted himself from being dusted (Angel 111, 'Somnambulist'). Overpowered is an understatement.

[@spencerstewart6]

Can’t forget blew himself up having a cigarette next to gas tanks in the bathroom 😂😂

[@just-tess]

*PistenBully snowcat, and *oxygen tanks

[@hollyk7052]

Loved when 13 took the second to say “it’s okay” to the kids and Taub doesn’t gaf

[@BlackBirds93]

I NEED A LOT OF NURSES IN HERE!

[@DT-abcd]

What do you do is have this program on 24/7?

[@joshuaperry4112]

"I got a guy who's about to die in the next ten minutes." The guy she just did bloodwork on: 😐

[@DaneOrschlovsky]

1:49 I love how they just slipped in 4/20 and "garden variety." Absolutely brilliant writing 😂

[@ArielGTAcS]

So if he said 1/5 what would be the difference?

[@Pro_Triforcer]

@@ArielGTAcS it wouldn't be the funny weed number

[@marty2090]

​@@ArielGTAcS Just how sheltered are you. Look up what 420 means.

[@notinthemoodfornames8033]

@@marty2090 bro that's so 666.

[@TrickyTricky914]

@@ArielGTAcSsince he used “20/20” as the number he was comparing to, it made more sense to say “4/20” for the other example. While “1/5” would be correct, it would make less sense to say that in this context.

[@Asertix357]

I don't know how high he was at the time, but there's something strangely wholesome about Renner's character taking time out of trying to avoid being found, to act goofy to entertain a bunch of sick kids like he was.

[@bennyfrohna7675]

this makes the character so endearing for me. i kinda love him.

[@tjjordan4207]

"That's mine, man!" "Oh, you're going to be denying that in a second." 🤣

[@TacticalJay-fb9ou]

"Hawkeye" is sick and the Avengers didn't even come to visit, so disrespectful😂

[@Jafro_105]

The avengers only show up when you’re very very sick

[@willrobinson9767]

I forgot it was the same actor.....

[@TacticalJay-fb9ou]

@@willrobinson9767 Yup that's him😂

[@DiogenesTheCynic.]

He’s lucky he got Doctor House instead of Doctor Strange in this case.

[@willrobinson9767]

@@DiogenesTheCynic. In Utimate alliance... Dr Strange is a good guy....

[@steelontarget4839]

The conversation about House's grandma at 6:15 is great.

[@NoBody-qs7op]

13 is definitely my favorite. It doesn’t matter how brilliant a doctor is if they don’t care about their patient. She cares and that’s also a reason house is a good doctor even if he’d shoot you dead if you suggested he cared.

[@anarchosnowflakist786]

it's something I don't understand how few people get, house shows time after time that he cares deeply not only about the diagnoses but also about the patients, he does it in a dumb and insulting manner to prove to himself and others (not very convincingly) that he doesn't care but the show still makes it obvious time after time

[@all-caps3927]

@@anarchosnowflakist786 he doesn't really seem to care about the patients at all, but rather incessant to prove that he is the medical genius that he is hyped up to be. He caters for his own egos more than for his patients in my opinion, house is a known misanthrope and therefore caring for those he doesn't have any connection with besides a diagnosis he has to make is unlikely. However none of my points detract from him being an incredible doctor.

[@kevinnio]

I think that's what makes House interesting, because everybody expect doctors to care about patients, and House clearly does not.

[@ULTRAV1OLE7]

Man that moment when House takes the jacket: "That's mine man!" "Oh, you're gonna be denying that in a second." That's gotta be one of his best line deliveries.

[@sacaro5k]

I’m surprised with how smart they all are and yet can’t see that he’s obviously suffering from being crushed by a snowplow

[@just-tess]

aha, not just a snowplow though, but a PistenBully snowcat, so they're on the right "tracks"

[@nonchalantcommenting2273]

Lol that’s 90% house though. Take symptoms, apply them to outrageous and non likely diseases, be wrong 3 times then find out it was just a dormant STI for the past 2 years 😂

[@michaelmclaughlin261]

Oh god...still too soon and I'm going to hell for how hard I laughed at that one!

[@tjjordan4207]

All the more proof he's a superhero.

[@andrewkind2820]

Am I the only one who finds it ironic that Jeremy Renner is pretending to be a superhero in this episode

[@gravysamich]

Coincidence not irony.

[@ath3na74]

@@gravysamichactually no genius :)

[@LisaSelbe]

It would be ironic, if he was pretending to be a Snow Cat Plow driving instructor. 😊

[@Liza.Wharton]

you have no understanding of what irony means. it's 2023 and people are still confused between coincidence and irony. unbelievable. are you 12 years old?

[@elaineproffitt1032]

I knew it was Jeremy Renner!

[@spiderdx]

After watching so many clips of House. I always amazed people could afford the amount of tests they do to the patients. I’m surprised we never had an episode of the insurance companies denying the treatment or tests. Medical bills are expensive

[@LSSYLondon]

House doesn't charge. He is at a teaching hospital and if you get assigned to him it means zero hospital bills. His fame is what keeps other people wanting to go to that hospital.

[@chrismiller7743]

That's not how any hospital works, teaching or not. Someone pays the bills. There could be an entire spin-off show of the billing department trying collect on House's care. If insured, you know they would fight tooth and nail House's extravagant treatment. Whatever they refuse to pay goes to the patient, and then possibly the hospital could forgive all or parts of the bill if the patient pleads charity (or lawyers up). I guarantee you some of the patients House saved faced medical bankruptcy after.

[@dgbdgb1200]

I hear what you all said but sometimes you have to do this. My great Aunt was on her death bed. Break it down they couldn't thin her blood down enough to pump. The Drs gave up and initially refused to do anything further and was getting ready to put her in Hospice. Not trying to gain any glory here but I got in a couple of Drs face and said something along the line of do the Dr. House thing instead of quitting. Shamed them into it I guess. In the end they found a solution to thin her blood and she lived for another 10 years. What can I say?

[@lord_duckian9521]

@@chrismiller7743 there's an entire plot line of someone seeing how much of a deficit house and his team is on the hospital budget. Only reason he's able to do this is because of Cuddy

[@1993Nautilus]

Also they do mention that they take insurance, maybe they charge what insurance will cover and then the rest is covered by the hospital

[@RealJDGaming]

"Means... I was wrong" "OHHH!!!" LMAOOOOOOO

[@martincolvill5453]

I don't think Jeremy's latest stay in the hospital was quite as physically active. I'm thankful he's alive.

[@GHMYahooka]

wonder if he's going to keep doing kingstown

[@michaeladkins6]

More than you say for Amber.

[@scoutwithoutclout]

I watched every episode from start to finish, and THE best acting performance i saw was Jeremy Renner. He wasn't acting, he just was that character. It was no surprise to me he climbed the industry.

[@jefftraboulsy8631]

You're kidding 😑 he was NOT the best actor on House.

[@ForeverFortyOnee]

0:58 "Wrap him up. I'll take him to go" Like he's ordering his favorite Kung Pao chicken 😂😂😂

[@veronicakiwanga1913]

😂ik right

[@Pocopicopaully]

Hawkeye by day, rockstar by night.

[@gobblinal]

Isn't that actually Jeremy Renner's life? He is a musician, isn't he? Like Hugh Laurie?

[@shantishanti1949]

A young Jeremy Renner - just brilliant.

[@Kasaix]

The Snap really did a number on Hawkeye.

[@SuperHornedtoad]

Jeremy Renner would have had so many gray alerts call on him by now

[@jeffbrehove2614]

You beat me to it.

[@l.a.3479]

*called

[@Badger3]

A new clip! We’re blessed

[@byronfear]

turned out the guy had measles,was a good episode

[@jacob_90s]

dude spoilers!

[@ragnarok6417]

@@jacob_90s It was Lupus, its always lupus.

[@teresawood6830]

@@ragnarok6417. Every time Lupus is mentioned, turns out to be not Lupus.

[@_ahsiA]

8 months later and it's still never lupus@@teresawood6830

[@cooperfontenot1100]

⁠except that one time it was

[@racheldisk4812]

Didn't know House is part of the MCU now. Clint really let himself go after everything.

[@addisontaylor7941]

Best comment here

[@MynameisDUmass]

​@@addisontaylor7941house is dr. Steven strange but in another alternate reality 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tyresefarrell]

hearing "drugs are bad" from a room full of Dr's humours me in a special type of way, considering how trigger happy they are to prescribe drugs xD

[@tyresefarrell]

@@melindaunknown113 bahaha literally, they will happily prescribe a horribly addictive narcotic thinking it’s “good” yet they’ll look at you like a demon for smoking a little weed which has literally never killed anyone nor has any addictive qualities, only reason people continue smoking it is because they generally enjoy it or it helps them with anxiety or pain, it’s all so stupid it humours me crazily

[@Howesitgoing1]

@@tyresefarrell I agree with some of what you said but I've seen quite a few people go through "albeit" lighter withdrawal symptoms when I say they can't stop smoking weed so their is some addictive qualities, also people literally call House a drug addict because he wants to get high (Quote from Cuddy) and wanting to be high is an addictive quality whether pain meds or weed. I will also say that people haven't necessarily ODed on weed a lot of people have died due to people driving or going to work high which is better but not good.

[@mechanomics2649]

Now wait until you have chronic pain and the doctors prescribe you opioids only to turn around and treat you like an addict when you've been on them long enough.

[@takumi2023]

I think doctor like most people separate prescribed drugs vs ones you get off the street. because those on the street ones are laced with impurities.

[@crisdlcruz145]

​@@takumi2023 potato potato Another difference is the DEA has dibs on medical doctors prescription licences there was a time people would eat healthy tend to their gardens animals they would eat once a day and be perfectly healthy Now the US government is cracking down on that for 1 or 2 "cases" of ecoli in the last remnants of natural agriculture An Amish farmer was coerced to shutdown his farm that fed a small community because they wouldn't fall in line with the FDA regulations even though Amish farm practices are perhaps older than the established country itself.

[@WWFanatic0]

I love how continuity of Kutner losing 3 points starting at 97. Also good to know the oxygen tank fiasco was only worth 81 points...

[@m0nd4y41]

It doesn’t matter what he’s acting in, Renner is amazing with children in every role. Best dad 14/10.

[@Anon26535]

"4 out of 20" I see what they did there.

[@HuyDao0014]

I didn't even realize lmao

[@derrickstorm6976]

Lol I didn't realise that either

[@curious_one1156]

what ??

[@sebgamingkid]

and then "garden variety", great writing

[@PrinceYamiUchihaCosplay]

I loved Jeremy Renner's reaction to Amber saying she was wrong 😂

[@hollyb6885]

6:14-House talking about his gramma is hilarious!!

[@Sorted7]

I bloody love house. Awesome show

[@Ren.T9100]

Jeez he killed this role

[@jacobmullin3428]

Jeremy is so fun. What a ham.

[@antblisss]

8:23 I love that song! The woman who was singing in it has such an AMAZING voice. Which makes it more funny is that half of it isn’t sung in english, and he wants rock dudes to sing it

[@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs]

3:03 Thirteen learned well from House 😂

[@envymordecai4429]

“Grandma House bought me that.” “The Pharmacy rep left that on Tuesday.” “Grandma has a part time job.” I fucking love House 😂

[@jakepullman4914]

OK, I haven't seen the episode, but nicotine is a vasoconstrictor. That many patches on one arm could DEFINITELY cause some circulatory problems.

[@derrickstorm6976]

Hmm I guess the writers did some r e s e a r c h then

[@BeyBattleBoy]

House also said while the patient was having respiratory arrest that "it definitely wasn't drugs" when opioids, especially ones like heroin can ABSOLUTELY cause respiratory arrest.

[@harrymack3565]

@@BeyBattleBoy Yeah but assuming he had just shot up they wouldn't caused a delay reaction like that.

[@jasonpinson8755]

One of my grandmother's favorites.thanks.pj.

[@TheBehm08]

“The rep was a 30 something babe” “Thanks. I got her hips”

[@SonyPii]

3:14 That's how it feels waking up in the morning

[@death_and_daisies]

i was sad when Amber died but it was more for Wilson that i was sad for - i didnt really like her as a character and this video really shows why

[@jamespppyacek342]

I think she's awesome. I like her in-your-face attytude. Plus she's so freaking pretty.

[@derrickstorm6976]

Well put, never understand how people can root for assholes and pretend they aren't or don't want to be one themselves

[@listrahtes]

​​@@jamespppyacek342 the actor is very average looking even with tons of makeup and camera shots. I get Cameron or 13 in her own anaemic way ( even as Olivia Wilde is a huge lying pos in real life ) but Amber is less than mediocre.

[@ThaFuzzwood]

@@jamespppyacek342 Simp

[@NoNameAtAll2]

house is always so eager on biopsies

[@willrobinson9767]

He knows they are going to rip a chunk out of the patient.... Usually unwilling....

[@alexanderkuptsov6117]

they don't lie, unlike the patients

[@umbreonhaunts101]

Theyre a good way to get a quick snack

[@Falcun21]

Ah, and yet somehow they missed the fact that he's an Immortal. The Watchers working overtime to keep the wonky results hidden, I guess. Unless Duncan killed him and I forgot.

[@renaissance18]

hawkeye: oh at 5:12 LOL

[@AndrewBarsky]

“The rep was a thirty something hottie.” “I gotta thank her for the hips.” 11/10

[@stansman5461]

*I got her hips

[@hitsugatatsuro9978]

"Thank you. I got her hips."

[@raulreyes150]

Love the fact that he actually did take the 3 points from Kurtner

[@gruby970]

"The only mystery here is how he made it to be 38" "I'm 28" ROFL

[@erinschlesinger9166]

May the Powers that Be keep looking after Jeremy Renner.

[@ianciti]

genuinely curious what side effects you'd have from wearing 20 nicotine patches at once.

[@Felix-uc7dc]

You’d throw up for sure unless used to massive consumption . As a non smoker who tried Snus once, high doses of nicotine when you’re not used to it are super nauseating!

[@ianciti]

@@Felix-uc7dc well i figured that from thr theme park scene in sandlot. but renners character here would clearly have a bit of tolerance. so im wondering if that much nicotine (poison) at once. might lead to clotting or necrosis?

[@killerinstinct2000]

That much nicotine would probably cause a stroke.

[@derrickstorm6976]

Man got sick and signed up for Hawkeye

[@nekomimicatears]

​@@killerinstinct2000likely not very pleasant ones

[@joshuaperry4112]

White lighter: nice touch

[@askjeevescosby2928]

House is going to sht his pants when he finds out it's venom.

[@leespitzer9997]

I would hate to be a patient in this hospital. Patient has ankle pain after twisting his ankle. Check him for malaria, do a biopsy on his right testicle, run a drug test, and see if he has a blockage in his colon.

[@patherrmann3009]

This is just what happened when Jeremy Renner saved his nephew from the snow plow.

[@santyatehortua7363]

I knew it was Hawkeye just from the hair when he was looking down, legendary lmao

[@CamKoudo]

Oh so thats how House chose his new team

[@qudoosmemon1664]

when patient disappears, Kutner : we r gonna spend the next hour looking for a guy who doesn't want to be found... 😂😂😂

[@Fustercluck101]

8:39: Anyone else notice “oohh you’re gonna be d-denying that in a minute” He fudged up the lines by a millisecond

[@Maerahn]

Oh wow - we fnally get the Hawkeye Origin Story!!

[@explorerofmind]

That entire team would go to jail and lose their licenses.

[@braydonlangford485]

The avengers really just dumped Hawkeye off at a hospital once he lost his powers xD

[@scarredface2684]

Dr. Taub: We need ALOT of nurses in here!!..(so I can practice my open marriage)

[@SuperApplefan1]

3:30 lol!

[@tomwhone9804]

The guy playing the patient did a great acting job! He looks a lot like a young Hawkeye from the Avengers. ;)

[@MartinFinnerup]

That's because it's the same actor.

[@metal87power]

Hawkeye on depression between Infinity War and Endgame.

[@widowmakergarage]

Endgame did a number on Hawkeye…

[@lawrenceindustriesgaming6537]

Jeremy Renner? Y'all know he makes music too? He's actually good at singing

[@SoraDestiny471]

Alternate ending when Hawkeye's family got snapped

[@HikeForLife23]

I'm shocked it wasn't lupus

[@billsprestonesq.226]

It's never lupus.

[@professor.moriarty9803]

Thirteen with the black turtleneck and lab coat is IRRESISTIBLE

[@diogenes.]

اوليفيا وايلد جمال فاق الجمال ❤

[@revanchist5596]

Gamble is looking rough. What year did this episode air? 🤣🤣

[@andrewmarsjr9879]

He forgot to fast of drugs before going in lol what a rookie

[@pokeysdad17]

it's always a treat to see amber .

[@l.a.3479]

Not IMO

[@redfordreddington8834]

No

[@abigbutterstick1780]

A treat to see 13 handling her

[@The-Rose-and-the-Cross]

Just my type

[@jamespppyacek342]

God she's pretty. She's like, the definition of pretty.

[@anshsharma4131]

so this what happens after hawkeye gets fcked up by magicians, its sad that none of his family came to visit him.

[@Ocongate]

RONIN phase just took its toll….

[@bunnyxielian]

Guys, I didn't recognize it was Jeremy Renner at first but throughout the episode I'm like wait. That's Hawkeye if you mention an actor That's either around 30 years old or older now. It's most likely they were in house which is weird but very cool. House was the show where people who were actors that are either not very famous or have one role or just starting their career and in maybe the next few years They will be a household name

[@garretteveryday]

"WE NEED A LOT OF NURSES IN HERE"

[@Letha-Mae]

Most hospital's do treat addicts like the one girl not knowing why there addicted why there numbing there pain..

[@melissateague3936]

Taub was right about doctors cutting off their patients 18 seconds into their medical history. After last months trip to the emergency room for chest pains, which luckily turned out not to be a heart attack cut me off after about ten seconds and I'm a stroke survivor!

[@milicavulanovic2095]

stop guessing youll spoil the surprise!

[@derrickstorm6976]

Best role Brenner has ever had, and he even got to be more useful than Hawkeye

[@MynameisDUmass]

2:55 I love olivia, just made that blonde look stupid with a 🚬 + oxygen tank = boom 💥🤯 😂😂😂😂😂

[@garretteveryday]

"It'll keep up with his Joneses"

[@Nashia_zzz]

0:58 Is that Jeremy Renner?

[@BurningQu3stion]

Is only weakness a snowcat

[@eprimeify2090]

I LOVE 5:12 😂

[@MoniqueBoulangerMSG]

I wonder if Jeremy Renner ad-libbed the pediatric show lmao

[@sugibear123]

peter jacobson is one person that's easy to hate like the character he played on chicago pd

[@Stephenwc]

I care about my wallpaper more than I care about his life.

[@stevenbyford5615]

The dude tried lighting up while connected to an oxygen tank. This is why I'll never become a doctor. Sometimes natural selection HAS to run its course.

[@_Verac]

Is it the camera angle or she is really standing that close. 0:22 She was always hot for daddy House😂

[@killenlikecain3125]

This must be before he was recruited by SHIELD

[@NH-tb2sm]

What was wrong with the patient? Did they get a correct diagnosis?

[@TacticalJay-fb9ou]

Turns out he had measles from hanging around the kids,none of the doctors diagnosis was correct

[@NH-tb2sm]

@@TacticalJay-fb9ou interesting. I didn't know that measles was still a thing. I guess he wasn't vaccinated. Does that mean they had to track down the children too?

[@TacticalJay-fb9ou]

@@NH-tb2sm they probably would have to vaccinate the kids but Jeremy Renner's character's immune system was so messed up from all the drug use they would need more extensive treatment for him

[@davidrennie8197]

@@NH-tb2sm Read about measles outbreaks in Europe and USA - I think a pre-school in California was the epicentre of one.

[@bigmarty11288]

Punks are nice people pretending to be mean. Hippies are mean people pretending to be nice.

[@orishaeshu1084]

Do i even care

[@bigmarty11288]

@@orishaeshu1084 deep down

[@orishaeshu1084]

@@bigmarty11288 there is only emptiness deep down

[@EphemeralProductions]

Jeremy renner! Cool. :)

[@jjww30]

Opioids can cause respiratory failure.

[@d3neu]

Yeah your heart forgets to beat causing your lungs to stop sending air to your brain. There just napping lol dirt napping .

[@nicolaskeroack7860]

7:00 the average doctor spend 18 sec on a patient, but here we get 6 doctor for one. not maximizing his service to mankind lol

[@TheAlcoholic27]

The blip hit my boy hard 😔

[@hiccuphufflepuff176]

Seeing Jeremy Renner in an ER with a "hyper-inflated chest" is a little bit disturbing. When tv predicts the future, jeez.

[@shikkaba]

Except he wasn't exactly running around the hospital