Mama's Little Helper | House M.D..

[@Live4DreamMusic]

If I recall, the issue was that she was secretly taking birth control whilst also on fertility meds - husband wanted another kid but she didn’t and couldn’t bring herself to tell him. The meds conflicted and caused the problems

[@noeyprinze]

Oh shit. Maybe he should divorce her 😂

[@klsapphire131]

sakshi tewari : not saying I don’t agree with you, and I have not seen this episode, but how is he to know she doesn’t want kids if she doesn’t tell him. It’s one thing to say that if she had already told him she didn’t want more kids, but judging by how she inclined they were trying I’m thinking she didn’t. If he did know she didn’t want any then I would agree that she should leave him.

[@sakkshi12]

He should know his wife incapacity of saying NO....that's the reason she ends up doing even his job.....I pity who can't see that she is taking care of home and even bringing the bread to the table

[@josephgarcia6256]

@@sakkshi12 Another dumb broad, maybe she shouldn't have married him, she's just lazy and leeching his money.

[@shymoomoo9554]

Joseph Garcia did you watch the vid. HE is leeching off of HER. Are you brain dead? I agree with u though. She shouldn’t have married him because she is better off without him.

[@cool258ful]

“She’s having a psychotic break.” A trained doctor: “cAlM dOwN”

[@Achilles1194]

The dark Terror there actors

[@Achilles1194]

Benjamin Gearig your nan has cancer😂😂your a grammar nerd 🤓

[@thecomfycryptid]

RazorX ❶ *you’re a grammar nerd

[@rightwhinger]

Never in the history of saying "calm down" has anyone ever calmed down.

[@bangtan2303]

@@Achilles1194 You do realize being able to write properly does not make you a nerd.... It should (In an educated country.) in fact make you average, now if English isn't your first language your atrocious grammar is quite excusable. However, if that is not the case then mocking someone for correcting you is just... well... I mean really, did you not pay attention in school? If I were you, until I learned how to write properly, I'd be far too embarrassed to write/text a single thing!

[@agustinramos7500]

I love how the parents look so happy when house comes with the baloons and then he just batista bombs their marriage

[@GrymmSoul]

"VINTAGE Gregory House! How ever will the marriage kick out before three?!"

[@JixieDyeAuthor]

Batista Bomb.... blast from the past there. Thanks.

[@jonathanfenton2601]

Batista Bomb? That was a full out Canadian Destroyer.

[@ilea3590]

The way you said that as well 😂

[@aprilpayne8057]

Well at least the girl got a free balloon 🎈 🙄 🤷

[@Kelvin-vd4zv]

I'm having these strange muscle spasms... Welp! Time to drive

[@SPECTRE_Madman]

Chinori good she was wasn’t jerking someone

[@mikecane]

"I'm 84, losing my mind, but goddam, you'll pry my car from my dead arthritic hands..." Happens every day.

[@anshsinghal7252]

hahahahha

[@WalterLiddy]

Well, she didn't start spasming until she was in the running car.

[@Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez]

LMAO Right? People man.

[@varunraut7331]

"Hyper vigilance, sudden irritability" "Symptomatic of...lunch with Cuddy?"

[@totallynotafanficreader7850]

House is great

[@eviebalk3488]

Omg I found this comment and the he said it hahhhaha

[@ca-jengrootherder7562]

That was great 😂

[@sayhardslayer2076]

Aahahahahahah!

[@QueenRed2023]

Read this comment right when he said it 🤣🤣

[@MagyarGaben]

A trained doctor saying "calm down" to psychotic patients is to medicine what the policeman yelling "freeze" to a criminal running away is to law enforcement

[@mlapointej]

So sometimes it's shocking enough to have a temporary effect?

[@rachelcookie321]

@Elize Kelly exactly. A doctor wouldn’t just say “calm down” to a patient having a psychotic break either.

[@lowbudgetadvice95]

Honestly if I was a policeman and they were running, I would just scream "I ain't running. I suggest you stop as well." Hence why I should not be a policeman.

[@sciencenotstigma9534]

@@rachelcookie321 They might. I’ve heard them say a lot dumber things.

[@AleTitan]

I'd say it's closer to "STOP RESISTING!! STOP RESISTING!!" while 3-4 cops pushing someone against the concrete

[@sebastianleman2170]

It really *is* super distressing to have your body move without your consent. She's a great actor.

[@BibleNerd22]

I agree. She made that look well without it looking funny.

[@LarryDickman1]

She wasn't acting. Someone was under the bed sticking pins in her arms. 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@jaimiesalid3141]

Shes making me nervous.

[@notyourdaughter666]

i got waaaaay too high one time and started spasming and it freaked me out so bad i nearly slipped into a psychotic state. ironically luckily for me, i have had trauma that allows me to dissociate and i’ve learned to do this manually. i was able to do this and i had my friends around me to keep an eye on me, and i was completely fine. they did have to calm me down first before i was able to dissociate, because i was freaking out and about to lash out. but they helped me and i was fine. i’m so glad to have such great friends.

[@All_will_be_revealed]

it's actually really miserable...

[@Player-jo4iz]

Patient: *angry* Cameron: CALM DOWN! Patient: oh shit... I’m calm now. How did you do that? Cameron: I’m a doctor, ma’am

[@karrinareid8387]

Player 1 🤣

[@andybutler4532]

Well telling her to be angry seems counterproductive

[@Lotus-sp6cu]

I mean, for anyone even a doctor, it would probably just be instinct to say that

[@NateChillinShow]

I always start with, "your dreaming, go back to sleep, shhhh." *leaves room, comes back every minute, say it again, repeat process* make a control freak believe the don't own their own perception of reality until they break. They are emotional addicts, feed them emotions until they break, unlike drug overdose they won't die, they'll just give up. then you introduce logic as a curve ball and that logic is the only reality that exists and is then accepted by the control freak, finally something they can control - themselves.

[@Soul_Alpha]

When you got the game on 2 player mode but you an only child

[@BucketThinkTank14657Nerd]

Houses smile at 9:06 is gold and this is possibly the only time I've ever heard House sound so nice to anyone "do you need some water sweetie?" DEAD

[@badkittie23]

That's because House is a jerk to most people, but he likes small kids for their honesty.

[@dreaming_cthulhu]

Same the little “do you need some water sweetie” cracked me up

[@neb1006]

“What are you scared of” oh you know.. my mum flailing her arms near me..

[@morgolig6095]

Well I mean you’re yelling at doctors and flailing your arms at me why wouldn’t I be scared

[@urmomdotcom4039]

I really thought the daughter was gonna get spasm slapped

[@qweasdzxc09871]

Wacky waving inflatable suburb mom

[@Ashenicky2009]

Some reason I remember her yelling that louder at her daughter when I saw this years ago. She sounded calmer just now compared to then lol.

[@thersathannia493]

HAHAHAHAH

[@Stuart267]

She is one hell of an actress, went from a kind hearted housewife to absolute nutcase

[@SjofnBM1989]

Yeah that's.... that's the definition of acting

[@mreatcoco]

i think the kind wife is from drugs and when she is off the drug she becomes nutcase...

[@LaunaOwens]

It's not a far leap lol

[@Stuart267]

@@SjofnBM1989 Erm actually your wrong. I have seen movies & shows where actors try to play schizophrenics & they come across as woodwn. She gave a great believable performance is what I was saying

[@92brunod]

I think people put too much praise on actors. I've pretty much never seen a bad acting performance in House yet in other shows all actors suck. You can easily find excellent actors, acting like shit and the opposite all over the industry. Clearly, there are other things that matter more than the actor's talent. Like the script and the direction

[@sarmajere2866]

I was misdiagnosed with ADD (the "non hyper" ADHD form that was known in the 80's and 90's. Turns out I was on the autism spectrum, which no one recognized in a girl back then. I always wondered how the heck anyone thought I needed to be on meds to calm me down, until I realized that, in my youngest years, my doctor and school convinced my mom that I needed to be loaded up with Ritalin, which, in non ad(h)d brains, acts like speed. A LOT of weird stories about little kid me made so much more SENSE when I realized what was going on during this period.

[@jep9092]

Glad you understand what's going on with you now when that hopefully you're on the right kind of treatment I am highly ADHD textbook even and even medicine doesn't work for me anymore but it really helped when I was younger

[@N3onDr1v3]

Might want to take a look at something called monotropism. Just for some interesting reading

[@nina-kitty6573]

Ritalin, most dangerous meds, whit very high side effects, make young people make suicide and make people aggresive... There is better things for ADHD, ADD and Aspberger. Ritalin makes people gets addiction and should be illegal!

[@serban031]

@@nina-kitty6573 Hey look! Another person that has no idea what they're talking about! You've clearly never taken Ritalin, or been around people who have.

[@tudorelaxinia7727]

Why did you tell me it acts like speed, now I'll buy an entire stock =)))))))

[@wobby1268]

5:14 "Then her kid will never get the chance to say goodbye. Wanna tell the class how *that* feels?" Considering what happened with Chase and his dad, that's one of the nastiest things House ever said to anyone.

[@namastehere8933]

Wobby 1 the way I deal with my father dying young I think it’s pretty funny

[@Tigressa101]

But it's not surprising he would go there either

[@jaws1754]

Even worse that in the previous episode Chase killed a mother of two

[@ducky8782]

The thing with Cuddy not being good enough to be a mother was also a pretty fuckin sharp one.

[@Dani-c2p7d]

He picks his team based on these facts. He frequently brings them up as well.

[@divyanshugupta7725]

You can take her home and divorce her. House got no chill 😂

[@ghfhgfuuu]

And then the video just abruptly ends like the episodes over LOL

[@KnightofDark00180]

Sad part is if this were actually a real scenario, the wife would win.

[@elar-fy4jt]

KnightofDark001 how wouldn’t she, sounds like she works her ass off but just needed a like extra juice 😂

[@scotteishalucas9624]

@Calvin KIRKPATRICK She wouldn't be on drugs if he helped with their daughter so she could just use that.

[@xandercorp6175]

@@scotteishalucas9624 Thanks for pointing out how good women are at taking responsibility for their actions.

[@christianhatke477]

The confidence that house had while KNOWING that he has no clue how to make balloon animals is hilarious to me

[@dimitriosdoulgeris4659]

Fake it 'til you make it. Or fake it until someone calls you out on your inability.

[@copperhead577]

Anyone: **being happy** The show: "I'm about end this whole man's career"

[@hredacted3518]

"Man's whole career"

[@AnirudhGiri]

> whole man's career As opposed to a centaur's career?

[@GrymmSoul]

I must be too soft-hearted; I only end a quarter man's career. I even let them decide on if it will be an arm or leg.

[@LadyPrincessDiana]

Well, it's not real happiness if it's built on lies.

[@panteleymonschekochikhin-k1978]

Cersei: I'm about to end this half man's career

[@vyas131]

The daughter is Elle Fanning

[@yvonnequinn8487]

Thank you that was going to bother me for ages

[@carteryancey8869]

Forrest Lump I’m no doctor, but you have a massive problem if this means what I think it does.

[@Benjamin-sd9qf]

Yea but the mom is much hotter

[@carteryancey8869]

Benjamin see now this man gets it...

[@lilliyroseomonuwa4416]

Yes and she is soooooo cute

[@adamplace1414]

Could anyone else tell that Elle Fanning was going to be successful after this episode? She's fantastic as the daughter with the slight learning disability. Just nailed it.

[@katrinaleightilley8741]

Absolutely. I've seen her in a few things in recent years, most recently "All the Bright Places", and she is every bit as brilliant as Dakota. And they are both so lovely, with this ethereal, other-worldly kind of beauty....like they could be elves or Fae or something.

[@ashleighg.3366]

She was in a movie called please stand by where she plays autistic incredibly well, for someone that I don't know even actually has the condition. As someone with autism (ADHD,too) that is very hard to do without it coming across as mockery. She is a phenomenal actress!

[@katrinaleightilley8741]

@@ashleighg.3366 Yes, that was Dakota, and I don't think she has it. I saw that too, and it made me bawl like a baby, because I'm on the spectrum as well, and she did do a phenomenal job.

[@ashleighg.3366]

@@katrinaleightilley8741 I like that it's obvious but it's not her definitive or even only character trait. In some movies it's the only thing about them you know like autistic kid is on the casting call but Dakota made it better. I also loved the scene where they're speaking Klingon, by the way

[@dmf1301]

Elle played an extremely disturbed little girl in an episode of SVU in season 8. She was very badly abused, and had so many mental health issues as a result… she actually set a fire to kill herself and her guardian ‘so she’d never leave.’ I always wondered if that type of role had any serious impact on the actress (Elle). Hopefully children who play those sorts of roles get mental health monitoring or therapy if they need it.

[@IMatchoNation]

In the thumbnail, the mom kind of looks like the woman from the "Woman Yelling at a Cat" meme.

[@hiccuphufflepuff176]

I thought she was Cuddy at first.

[@evilpunko-d2f]

omg lmao

[@Cybo-18]

I was wondering why she looked familiar to me

[@crashvds777]

Yes

[@Weptek911]

She’s Julie Warner. She’s been in a lot of films and TV.

[@reconfighter347]

Its so crazy that House exposed her like that in front of her husband, possibly ruining the whole marriage just because he wanted her to leave a couple hours earlier

[@karlaotte6787]

Yeah true, but that also wasn't the cause, so it didn't work haha

[@ChelseaKMusee]

I would be greatful if my doctor were to inform me of my partners secrets, why should I stay in a marriage where I'm being lied to, it wouldn't have been fair on the husband beacuse she would have never told him.

[@scorpiocarnage1055]

@@ChelseaKMusee Exactly. No marriage is worth it if both partners can't be honest with each other.

[@ChelseaKMusee]

@안나 the great thing about guilt is that one day the person is bound to crack, so one way or another they'll find out.

[@siphy9335]

House doesn't give a damn, he's exposed people many times.

[@gothiczombie9307]

The kid actor in this episode was really good she was very believable and really acted like she was scared of the mom

[@anastasiap1856]

That's mini Elle Fanning. She's actually still an incredible actress.

[@dharmallars]

She’s been nominated for two golden globes since this :) and I haven’t seen it but I hear her movie neon demon is really good.

[@kaleahcollins4567]

Baby sister of Dakota Fanning of such movies as Man on Fire, I am Sam, The Runaways etc .Both excellent talents for their ages

[@QueenOfTheNorth65]

That’s a very young Elle Fanning, Dakota’s sister.

[@thephilosopher4054]

Sometimes i wish there was a real house somewhere

[@headspaceaudio7745]

Terence McKenna was a real version of house but unfortunately passed a while back and he was an ethnobotanist. Terence had a special relationship with psilocybin like house did with Vicodin.

[@IWonByDefaultTV]

I live in one

[@NoJusticeNoPeace]

There are. The real Houses -- brilliant, awkward, antisocial -- get ostracized and frozen out of every profession. They generally end up either punching a cash register (if they can pass as human) or on the street and drinking or dosing themselves into numbness to try to avoid the misery of living among stupids who regard good manners and conformity as more important than intelligence and talent.

[@Leavon]

There probably is but without the sarcasm, which is House Lite.

[@jaimhaas5170]

He is more likely to cure your problems than any other medical professional.

[@qaaris4280]

I love the tactic of baiting somebody with a bluff. Lady got baited into confessing with a cafeteria menu, and House pulled it off perfectly.

[@ChrisTian-sd5yq]

classic scam baiting

[@rebeccamichael626]

I love how House made her confess without any evidence.

[@ChrisTian-sd5yq]

scam baiting tactic

[@keskiyo7455]

“Why can’t this be on Netflix” People with amazon prime:

[@jaws1754]

*laughs in next day shipping*

[@Fiyinfoluwa1999]

It was on Netflix

[@wooonerf3195]

Yeet

[@impostor4894]

*laughs in piracy*

[@Arimel09]

Fiyinfoluwa jesutimi saddest day was when they removed it :(

[@Pimpmister78]

She's got macarena's disease. They should call the clip hey macarena

[@mikecane]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@123RADIOactive]

Hahahahahahaa........ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD xD lol

[@Jameshasconnected]

perfect

[@soushimiketsukami4731]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ImBored-ov2zm]

Pimpmister78 my dumbass really searched up macarenas disease on google only to find out it was fake and this was a joke 😭

[@kikimo5558]

"bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan and never ever let teddy forget that he's a man" this is my favorite quote by far.

[@Wogsmawp]

That’s going to be my life pretty soon considering my dogs name is teddy 😂

[@extraolive2006]

It's from an old fragrance commercial.

[@rpmcmurphy214]

@@extraolive2006 Enjoli perfume.

[@Sh9168]

Imagine playing that commercial today?

[@genxx2724]

@@Sh9168 It was an offensive commercial. Plus totally unrealistic for a woman to fill all those roles. She was super-obnoxious before she left the house. House quoting that stupid song was perfect.

[@mikecane]

At first, when the music played every time she spasmed, I thought it was the exceedingly rare Musical Lupus. What a crushing disappointment to learn it was Ritalin. #TeamLupus

[@KhaosN7]

It wasn't Ritalin. Turns out that the Ritalin was totally unrelated.

[@User1916notfound]

In sorry but the #teamlupus is to funny

[@therickpound]

Creative.

[@mikecane]

@@KhaosN7 What? It wasn't the Ritalin? Was it the rare Musical Lupus?

[@s0lastsummer7]

@@mikecane 😂 if I recall correctly, she didn't actually want another child because she's already so busy, so she's been taking birth control pills on the sly. They mimic pregnancy so your body won't double down and become pregnant for real, so his original thought process was the correct route, but of course, everybody lies. 😛 the fertility treatments mixed with the birth control cause her symptoms and all she has to do is stop doing both.

[@sepiasmith5065]

"So, until tomorrow, you're not allowed to kill anyone." "Wuss!" LMAOO

[@christalcavanaugh]

Elle is just the cutest! I love all of the roles she had around this time

[@kimsk4962]

Recognized her immediately! What an amazing actor she's turned out to be. Loved her in The Great.

[@rachelcookie321]

Is that the little girl? She is very cute!

[@WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes]

@@rachelcookie321 yes the little girl is Elle Fanning. She's Dakota Fanning's little sister.

[@NomadHorizons]

@@WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes Little in age for sure, but bigger in height and fame now. Easily the better adult actress of the 2 - she certainly managed the transition better. I don't think Dakota really picked her later roles very carefully by comparison - Elle picked well and it turned out well for her. Diversify your roles early and you don't get pigeon holed later on.

[@WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes]

@@NomadHorizons yeah I know I'm a fan of Elle she's a brilliant actor. I was just stating a fact and connecting her to a more well known name.

[@darreylhenderson702]

Bro, when his wife was having a violent psychotic freak out he looks like he's more annoyed than scared or worried 😂😂 😂

[@haileyparsons3844]

Before my parents got seperated 2 years ago, during the finals years of marriage. He definitely started getting annoyed with her and her mental breakdowns, but to be fair they were married for 22 years, that’s a long time to be married

[@genxx2724]

Yep. He just want the stepdaughter to call him “Dad” and wants the wife to bear him a child while continuing to be an aggressive professional woman and all-around dynamo. This doesn’t fit into his plan.

[@SM-ib9fr]

Muscle Spasms: Hey wanna go drive a car Her: HELL YA

[@mrbyamile6973]

Tens of thousands of people a year "6 pack of beer, wanna drive, hell yeah"

[@GrymmSoul]

I absolutely read that in Goku's and Piccolo's voices.

[@retr0gaminghub]

Can such issue make accident

[@hockeygrrlmuse]

"You were on DRUGS while you were taking care of Stella?" The issue isn't the Ritalin, Ted. It's that she was taking a medication that wasn't prescribed to her. Ritalin doesn't do that when you actually have ADHD and when you're taking the correct dose.

[@julesmartin5072]

No, the issue was the Ritalin. He's not writing off Ritalin as a treatment for ADHD altogether, he's pissed that his wife, who like you said earlier, was not taking medication prescribed to her and got high while taking care of their child. So yes, it was the Ritalin. Because yes, she did take meds that weren't hers, but she was also getting high from them and driving a child around which is why he was so mad.

[@YeshuaKingMessiah]

It’s the Ritalin, oh yes AND the birth control she was also taking to prevent the birth he wanted and she didn’t The 2 together made the movement disorder

[@twiceshy9773]

I'd have to be on drugs to stay with a hubby like that🙄

[@NoriMori1992]

That's his point, though. That's the reason he's upset.

[@sarahsas9277]

I know like whaat??!! It doesn't impair you, you just do more lol

[@crystalinsuwandi412]

Just realized that's little Elle Fanning, she's so cute!

[@Andrewflynn16]

Who is this actress?

[@crystalinsuwandi412]

@@Andrewflynn16 Princess Aurora from Disney's Maleficent

[@ashleysmith8402]

@@Andrewflynn16 sleeping beauty from malefencent she is also Dakota fanning's sister who is also an actress who starred in because of Winn Dixie and secret life of bees.

[@immortalweapon]

@@ashleysmith8402 Also known as the "screaming child" in the war of the world movie

[@anette8260]

@@immortalweapon *”AAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAA”*

[@hiccuphufflepuff176]

"The tox screen..." (which would be negative, showing she's 'good') "...says you're cool" and he holds up an unrelated piece of paper that he has a plausible reason to give her, since a patient would be interested in what the cafeteria is serving. He didn't technically lie. Brilliant.

[@jijonbreaker]

As if lying has ever stopped House.

[@Bartonovich52]

Everybody lies.

[@JakkFrost1]

Except he did lie, because as was stated, the ritalin would have already been out of her system by the time the tox screen was done.

[@momsspaghetti7888]

No, context matters. "All the cool moms are doing it, and the tox screen shows you're cool too". In no way does that mean "you showed up negative"

[@MalloryNewcomb]

Okay but Elle Fanning was stinking adorable here. I remember her sister being everywhere when they were little girls. Now they’re in their 20s and Elle has really gone to the big leagues! Hello the Great?! What I most admire about them though is that they went to public high school in their hometown in Georgia. One time they mentioned in an interview how difficult Physics was going to be and given I was a junior in high school myself at the time, I found that super relatable.

[@theyhaventfedmesince]

"that's a cafeteria menu" And that's how I lie to people

[@theafflictionvhs17]

9:06 House’s facial expression takes the hopeless thoughts out of my mind & replaces them with cheeky joy fullness.

[@prabhleenreen3594]

He has a special talent of breaking news in the worst way possible to patients

[@GMilkMan]

“Until tomorrow you’re not allowed to kill anyone” House: “WUSS”

[@victoriadehart5311]

There was a song in a commercial for a perfume in about 1976 called "Enjolie." House repeats the lyrics..."I can bring home the bacon ...fry it up in a pan... and never let you forget you're a man!" Cracked me up!

[@cinderheartmeow6032]

1:00 if anyone doesn’t understand this, from the perspective of someone who does have fairly bad adhd, and who takes a stimulant to correct the worst issues, this is caused by your nerves firing off incorrect or a massive amount of signals. It happens quite a lot in people, like me, who have partial seizures or who over stress and it’s usually a clear sign that you’re taking the wrong thing and you should switch medications. Or, sometimes, it can just mean that you’re stressing your body too much and not getting enough rest which can result in either spasms or a full collapse of function in the limb. Stress combined with a stimulant can cause the heart to beat hard and quick which means your heart is working harder to get blood to every part of the body and this can often make sleeping tough. These symptoms can eventually lead to constant lightheadedness (low blood pressure), blackouts, or even muscle spasms and psychotic behavior in the very worst cases. I’m no doctor but i’ve had to deal with leveling out and understanding the affects these medications can have on your physical and mental health from a very young age. And although you could see some fairly psychotic behavior exhibited by people who take these types of medication it is a far stretch to assume these medications could in any way cause full blown delusions without there being any previous family history of mental illness or psychotic behavior. I also understand now that my specific medication can cause severe depression. I now understand that I have Mdd. I now understand that I was very unstable just a year ago because of the affect my medication had on me. And I now understand that sometimes antidepressants and counseling is the only option because even off my medication i’m still depressed my adhd meds just exacerbate the issue. So, basically, know what you’re getting into before you make the decision to go for medication.

[@dusksunsetio6042]

“Cocaine with a PG rating” IM DYING

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

House is wrong on Ritalin, and it’s more like meth with a G rating unlike all the other ADHD mood regulator medications which are either meth on PG or PG-13 ratings.

[@nathanmiller9785]

Wrong. Ritalin, from a pharmacology perspective, is much more similar to cocaine than methamphetamine. Ritalin is not an amphetamine and it’s not a dopamine releasing agent, it’s a dopamine reuptake inhibitor, just like cocaine is.

[@mariahdibben4066]

SAME

[@HM-li3cf]

I just want to say, this channel has actually changed my life. I had never heard of House M.D. before but after seeing these clips, I went and watched the entire series. Because I loved it so much, I went on to watch all the other shows Hugh Laurie has done and discovered how INCREDIBLE his early work is. I am now a huge fan! Thanks youtube!

[@golmaal138]

You mean a huge Hugh fan

[@Anna-vl4ju]

Have you watched Blackadder 2, 3 and 4? And Jeeves and Wooster ?

[@deebullock9284]

Too bad he's a communist

[@ILJ68]

His work with Stephen Fry is sublime

[@dharmallars]

He’s wonderful. If you have HBO I’d recommend watching veep. He’s not in it til the later two or three seasons but he’s amazing in that show. You’ll be amazed how easily he can go from playing a deeply tortured genius doctor to a slimy narcissistic American politician.

[@WarGrowlmon18]

"Hyper-vigilance, sudden irritability." "Symptomatic of lunch with Cuddy."🤣🤣🤣

[@SophiaB-w3q]

I read this AS it happened😂😂😂❤😂😂😂

[@emilierowe1554]

This is why you don’t drive after you’ve seen your body involuntarily twitching

[@buttermebuns6974]

emilie rowe tooooo right!

[@ARose4ULove]

ALWAYS GIVE A SEDATIVE BEFORE PARALYZING A PATIENT! This show hurts my core...

[@ChristianHagenRaknarokk]

Sometimes, they were told to do tests in an as annoying as possible way, just to try to make the patient admit their lie. I have also heard doctors review the show, and as most medical shows, the medical side gets better as the show progresses, according to them.

[@lydiahkanyoro90]

Right? That was so stressful to watch. And they didn't seem well prepared to take control of protecting the airway in case the paralysis necessitated it.

[@deesalmon9632]

And I could've sworn I heard 10 mg of Ativan!! That would definitely fix the ticks😂😂

[@Cec9e13]

I know you would put them on a breathing machine, why sedate?

[@jasonpatterson8091]

@@Cec9e13 Not sure what the medical professionals have to say, but Armchair Dr. Me suspects that intubating someone who is awake and flopping around like made might be problematic.

[@NepheleButler]

"We can't send her home until we confirm the diagnosis." Yeah... Doctors don't actually do that. I wish they did, it would make my life much better.

[@MrMagicoGuy]

Whoever still runs this page BLESS you

[@Hayata_dair_hersey95]

Bless you too. 😇

[@cunningsmile4166]

Achoo

[@GrymmSoul]

I'm sure that Fox appreciates it, and tooootally reads the comment section.

[@brandondavidson4085]

House is so good with kids, it's a wonder he never became a pediatrician. I think he recognizes the innocence in children and how honest they can be.

[@megan2176]

Love these condensed episodes! All the good bits in ten minutes! :)

[@hannakirik5211]

I'm a simple woman, I see lil Elle Fanning, and I click the video

[@harikirant6144]

Im a simple man, I see Elle Fanning and I click the video

[@neb1006]

Can’t believe how young she looks!

[@harikirant6144]

@@neb1006 She's so cute!

[@Theevil6ify]

"Missed a couple of days. Take 5." Lol holy shit

[@katelynnsoard6870]

I love house. He’s so sarcastic but he gets the job done lol

[@alexdehn100]

Why did she choose to drive though

[@clawer626]

cause its a tv show lmao

[@WalterLiddy]

Because the only symptom she'd had up to that point was some kind of discomfort in her arm. Was I the only one paying attention? The spasms didn't start until she was behind the wheel.

[@TheSHJGaming]

@@WalterLiddy No, it looks like she had some spasms but it's easy to brush something like that off and mistake it as something else.

[@firesong7825]

@@WalterLiddy Rewatch it dude, she pretty clearly had a full arm muscle spasm on her walk to the car.

[@rsrt6910]

Because she wanted to share her condition with the rest of the drivers out there, and sharing is caring.

[@DeathMessenger1988]

I'll never get parents that take their kids to the hospital to visit relatives in horrible shape. It's one thing visiting someone who had an accident or are recovering, but making a daughter watch her mother spasm around creepily and then keep her around after she has a sudden case of mood swinging and psychosis? It's just plain stupid and traumatizing to the kid in question.

[@imagica94]

I mean are we supposed to see her as a bad guy...she started taking them to basically be the perfect wife and mother and clearly the husband just sits around watching football and being served snacks ....but she's clearly the bad one for doing all those things for everyone

[@greeneggsspam3969]

She isn’t the “bad guy”. Even good people can do bad things.

[@alexn5257]

A mom w/ a lot of self induced pressure and responsibilities and a negligent husband that does nothing, doesn't listen, wants his own kid, and clearly doesn't pay enough attention to notice all the stress the mom is under OR the other kid's learning disability. And yet the mom is in the wrong for trying to keep everything under control (unhealthy/dangerous way sure but she still tried).

[@meowsteradmiral5140]

I don't think we're supposed to see her as a bad person. Idk where you got that. Both parents are negligent

[@ThirtytwoJ]

Yea they clearly worked plenty of propaganda into the script, tho most medical shows are way worse on that.. tho i think they pick on pain patients a lot and blame them every time for every thing.. conflating dependency and abusive addictions and holding it over his head when he just wants to be able to have normalcy that the pain will never let happen.

[@PaperImagesArtStudio]

That's why there's a thing as mental help. You don't do what she did she put a child's life at risk if this was a real scenario.

[@NilRacing]

"It's a cafeteria menu" Welcome to House manipulation 101...

[@songbird6414]

I was about to just fully accept that House knows how to make a balloon dog

[@Resident_Insomniac_2295]

Balloon dog❌️ Balloon D✅️

[@IStoppedCaring]

Idk why but House just handing her a cafeteria menu had me dying 😂

[@S3b0rg]

Love how house basically juked the mom into admiting she was taking the rydolin

[@s0lastsummer7]

Wow that's by far the most creative spelling for Ritalin that I've ever seen. 😂

[@4079907]

@@s0lastsummer7 failed education system 😂😂😂

[@SebiHemke]

@@4079907 where in the education system does one learn about ritalin lmao

[@卵-n6e]

@@SebiHemke THE MEDICAL SIDE? LOL HOW WOULD DOCTORS KNOW ABOUT RITALIN IF IT WEREN'T TAUGHT :)

[@harleen3914]

@@卵-n6e exactly, you learn about medicines or drugs when YOU STUDY MEDICINE. I don't know how your education system works but as far as I'm concerned, where I lived you have to take a medical course to study about drugs.

[@bdaley1280]

House should just talk to Wilson every time he does not know what the disease is

[@vanillaannihilation5871]

The way Cameron's "calm down" is edited has a good comedic punch actually.

[@EmanHashim]

"hyper-vigilance, sudden irritability" "symptomatic ooooof lunch with Cuddy?" :D :D

[@salwahashim8917]

"Hyper-vigilance,sudden irritability" "Symptomatic of lunch with Cuddy?" I LOVE HOUSE😭😭😭😭

[@mayonnnnnaise]

I love that house gets people to confess

[@Heather_in_Kansas]

"Get a REAL pregnancy test. You know, the one with the blood and the hormones, and the *rabbit* ." 😆

[@dragonsoda3244]

my mom had something that the doctors didn't know what, for a few months, that completely changed her personality and she had psychotic like episodes. i was 8, and i really feel for this kid who had to see her mom like this

[@aestheticalrose4553]

"hypervigilance, irritability.." "Symptoms of lunch with Cuddy" LOL

[@sannehouterman7838]

When she "yelled" at the kid it was so sad😭

[@tdevil101]

I’d hate to be with you in a real life crisis

[@tannerarmstrong1496]

@tdevil101 so it's been 3 years. Do you still randomly rip on empathetic people on the internet or have you matured a bit in that time?

[@randomuzu7662]

I just love how I read certain comments and the scene they’re talking about just appears before me

[@yourfavmadz8134]

the daughter is just so precious oml

[@Turd_Rocket]

Ah, I see this is a left-hand cane episode. 🙂 You gotta give it to Hugh Laurie for the entire performance, but it's also a nice touch how he switches legs some times, and according to him no one on set ever made note of it.

[@raja6ubaid]

7:30

[@wolfyakuza]

Yes drive when you have muscle spasms, very big brain move

[@SophiaB-w3q]

😂😂😂😂yes, very big brain (read in cave-person voice)😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤😅😊

[@jamieadams7883]

2:12 Is it just me, or did they realize House changed how he was holding his mug 😂😂

[@StaticImpulse21]

>Body sporadically twitching >Gets in car

[@dusksunsetio6042]

“So until tomorrow, you can’t kill anyone” ... “WUSS!”

[@cunningsmile4166]

Willfuly Undermining Superior Superior

[@supertrinigamer]

Your name is "sćeyayač quayatz"

[@dusksunsetio6042]

Super Trini Gamer Not anymore

[@Valientlink]

"On drugs" bro it's RITALIN. I would never divorce my wife if she was secretly taking it, I'd help her get through it but like, she probably has genuine ADHD. Idk man, this show is great but it did miss the mark a lot of times when it came to certain drugs, their effects, mispronunciation of medical terms.

[@JARIA0-0]

3:09 Tsk ,Tsk Forman you don’t promise to the patience like that. Where is Dr.Mike when you need him?

[@unicornasaurusrex55]

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@SweetNightmares_]

*Having a psychotic break* "cAlM dOwN" "Understandable I'll do that"

[@katiee4396]

As someone who takes ADHD medication, and has been medicated since I was young (I was diagnosed in 1st grade, and was medicated in 4th grade), it truly bothers me that people take ADHD medications thinking they can get so much done, or that it will make them smarter or better at doing things, but in reality, it can cause serious problems.

[@cyancoyote7366]

Couldn't agree more. It isn't likely to cause serious problems, but it definitely. Plus, it's people like that who make us look bad for taking the medication we need.

[@mariahmcbride9017]

It really bothers me that using ADHD medicine is called "Getting high"

[@mariahmcbride9017]

I guess that drinking coffee and or energy drinks should also be considered getting high

[@mey7614]

Yeah when people are like omg I was SO focused I'm convinced it's like 80% placebo.

[@katiee4396]

@@cyancoyote7366 exactly. AND it contributes to the shortage of our medications

[@SummeRain783]

6:22 is house really talking to a whiteboard? 😂😂😂

[@ladyfightsoctopus8166]

The talented Elle Fanning. The Fanning sisters really have been acting forever

[@bobdrooples]

Stepford logs all of them. Tom Hanks in children of the corn form.

[@ALSmith-zz4yy]

"Hyper vigilance, sudden irritability..." "Symptomatic of, lunch with Cuddy?"

[@gracelynnduecker6170]

I love the way she runs like 3 steps to the phone.

[@vitomcsween974]

You should have included the scene where House walks the little girl to the elevator

[@EllpaFox47]

“Like a diabetic at an ice cream counter” I feel called out

[@topay]

Great performances by a couple of great guests! Including Julie Warner, who I enjoyed greatly on "Tommy Boy". And years after this HOUSE episode, she worked with David Shore again, as a significant character's mother on "The Good Doctor"!!

[@lively_n_wise]

I knew I saw her somewhere! Yes she was in Tommy Boy.

[@CerealKilla1991]

9:06 🤣 the " I'm Right " Face is priceless 😄

[@kialuvsyoo]

Foreman with children will always melt my heart

[@mr.psychs5918]

“Woman, if your body is involuntarily twitching then DO NOT drive the car!” - Me, on the toilet

[@antoyal]

5:40 This TV adaptation is so over the top! In the book it's just, "'Calm down,' Cameron said calmly."

[@SebiHemke]

it would have the same reaction lmao

[@luckydragon9779]

The moment when you realize the little girl is the actress that played not one but TWO Disney princesses.

[@democritusdiabdera2527]

Only one actually.

[@diekje8728]

Having so much glass in a hospital seems like a stupid idea

[@abouttogiveyasomefacts5574]

Diekje easy to clean

[@evalesourd]

doctors/nurses ect are aware whats going on because they can see more around them and who needs help

[@deffdefying4803]

Not everyone who goes to hospital has the propensity to *_yeet_* themselves through glass Like, just to remind you, this is an Accident and Emergency hospital, not a mental asylum.

[@buttermebuns6974]

Looks fancy

[@Turd_Rocket]

The Hollywood glass that a 90 lb. girl can break with the swing of an aluminum pole, sure. Most real commercial glass can't be broken by forces less than 300 psi, so unless you shoot it with a .38 or drive a car through it, it wouldn't shatter like it does in that scene.

[@Manilovesmovies]

A young Elle Fanning is the cutest thing ever!!

[@mariamz4]

2:07 keep your eyes on House's mug

[@boogerrrrr]

Oh-

[@minnie21434]

Oooooo

[@phrophetsamgames]

10 years from now this channel will just be uploading full episodes

[@Anonymouslyhighlyopinionated]

I love the subtle social commentary in these episodes. What mom doesn’t feel the need for Ritalin to meet all these expectations?

[@dethray1000]

utah was the birth place of ritalin--a reknown doc pushed it hard--the teachers demanded it to get the out of line kids in line--it has a sick history and lazy parents,crummy kid hating teachers supported it--burn in hell a holes

[@Daydreamerr13]

She was also in niptuck and I feel like they did the same with social commentary in the show. A lot did in much better way than shows that come on today imo

[@ayushimishra8273]

My mom cause my dad helps....

[@joehamlet7576]

The mom that does not feel the need for Ritalin is the mom that has the strength of character to say no to some of the things that over work her. Obviously this mom was not one of them. Yes..... not enough people just say no.....

[@stacey35534]

I love when they don't listen to him and in the end have to do what he says

[@DarthTwilight]

He had the best bedside manner of any physician, ever.