Unplanned Parenthood | House M.D..

House and Wilson stress over a swallowed Quater that may have been swallowed by Cuddy's daughter whilst she was in House's care.
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Season 7 Episode 5 "Unplanned Parenthood"
When a newborn experiences breathing problems, the team must look at her mother's (Jennifer Grey) medical history for clues, and what they find leads the mother to a difficult decision. Meanwhile, Foreman and Taub must both find a female replacement for Thirteen, and House and Wilson learn valuable lessons in babysitting when Cuddy has to work late.
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[@yassi9734]

Cuddy: "How did you eat a dime?" Rachel: *I'm bout to end this mans whole career*

[@RapTapTap]

This man bout to never get laid again.

[@yaima0901]

She wanted to end his LIFE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rubens.4116]

Career? No no no no no, his entire LIFE.

[@carolinagoldgirl8706]

Lol what happened afterwards???

[@arbysandtehchief5494]

@@carolinagoldgirl8706 Cuddy yelled at House, they broke up. House returned her hairbrush.

[@morganv.9325]

"We were gone two minutes!" What every parent of a toddler says

[@sphinxrising1129]

It can happen in a lot less that 2 minutes.

[@boopydoopy9156]

@@sphinxrising1129 30 seconds or less

[@sjgee9925]

I remember the first lesson I learned babysitting. Never trust silence 😂😂😂

[@Tiagotaf]

But...but...the house is burned down, the car has exploded, the neighbours dog is dead over the tree and the adjacent building has crumbled, how is that possible ???

[@bellerain381]

And yet...I still think those two are better parents than Cuddy!

[@TaySwiftFan94]

this whole episode explains House and Wilson's friendship so perfectly

[@dawnchristensen7492]

right on.

[@ruba3024]

Yes

[@HybridSpektar]

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson

[@zapzoop3375]

@@HybridSpektar omg I think so too

[@tn-t]

@@zapzoop3375 the show is based on the Sherlock Holmes stories 😊

[@LCBABEZ]

I love how deeply terrified they are of Cuddy hahaha

[@damagedguy2745]

I somehow don't like this comment.

[@habturobin8332]

Everyone is scared of their boss

[@huynguyenquang7435]

habtu robin she isn’t just their boss

[@darkwater72]

@@habturobin8332 They're not afraid of their boss. They're afraid of a mother finding out that they may or may not have allowed her child to eat metal AND THEN not told her because they were afraid of getting caught. Now they are ALSO afraid that the mother finds out that they may have allowed her child to eat metal and didn't tell her BECAUSE they were MORE AFRAID of her finding out than of anything else. Also, one of them is sleeping with the mother of the child who may have eaten metal and never told the person (who ALLOWS one of them to enter her body on a regular basis) even though it's been 24 hours. Also, because she saw them many times today because they work together, they had plenty of chances but never said anything which is probably a betrayal. And that explains why they kept looking in the diapers which was really odd, but THEY LIED to explain why, and women will never, ever let that go if they find that out. AND, she's their boss, so now the nurses will know too, so nowhere will be safe and they may have to change their names or bribe their way into WITSEC.

[@sharminahmed7467]

@@darkwater72 The way your comment ended made my day.

[@happygamer7569]

I love how she only answers a question when it's to get house in trouble

[@michaelschaefer1904]

She actually covered for him when she passed a pre-school entrance exam with flying colors. House helped her to cheat by giving her a dry run before the test. The teachers suspected it but she kept quiet.

[@studyrat5351]

@@michaelschaefer1904 she truly is his child 🤣

[@arcanewarrior863]

I love how this episode treats House and Wilson as equals. Not just House walking over him all the time

[@bluebubble229]

House doesn’t really ever walk all over him.

[@mahoganyhurt6050]

Taylor T then you haven’t seen the whole show and just clips bc he most certainly does🤣

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@mahoganyhurt6050 That's YOU who haven't seen the whole show as Wilson can actually stand up to House and even beat him in his own game sometimes.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@Backup_Plan No, Wilson is capable of standing up to him and he does it every now and then.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Aracane They ARE equals though. Wilson is the only one who doesn't completely yield to House, who can give him advice, whose opinion House appreciates, and who can outwit him every now and then

[@deepac260]

Would have looked so wrong if a neighbour saw a man leaving a child’s room window when the mother got home

[@davidsirmons]

oh wow...

[@callong8000]

I would like your comment but it's on 666 likes

[@haizeldawn9187]

a man? some woman have loose brain parts too!

[@callong8000]

Haizel Dawn why did you reply to me?

[@Macroprosopus]

Heyc260 😂🤣

[@adamplace1414]

Whenever Hugh and Robert got more into the slapstick than the usual verbal repartee, that episode went up another level. House's whispered exasperation "You're telling me to do the right thing while you're CLIMBING OUT A WINDOW?!?!" and Wilson frantically waving off his concerns.. It's so unbelievably funny.

[@ShadowFri3nd]

I lost my sides with that scene.

[@PIMPSTREZZ-DNA-FAM]

🎉 this is one of the funniest scenes ever...hes scared of cuddie .. .. u left a teo yr old...for two min... 30 seconds all it takes..😂😂

[@tjjordan4207]

Which, the more I think about it, wouldn't Cuddy have seen Wilson's car outside?

[@FranciumBoron]

@@tjjordan4207 They probably moved it.

[@Pomegranits]

Even though house has ended it still has a giant fanbase

[@JohnnyS1cK]

Because its the best series ever made❤

[@Pomegranits]

@@JohnnyS1cK Can't Agree With You More #House Forever

[@brentage5000]

Because home is where the House is

[@EclecticallyEccentric]

Michael Jackson has ended, and his fanbase is absolutely huge.

[@pderham26]

It ended?!

[@darkb4light06]

"How did you eat a dime?" "House." 😂💀😂 Out of the mouths of babes!

[@rcnelson]

Swallowing coins is why House had to make "change" with the diaper so often.

[@crystalmorgan7938]

That little girl loved house so much... Thats why she was up, to hang with house, and house lives her so much... But house runs away from love so thats why he wanted to ditch the babysitting

[@darkb4light06]

Crystal Morgan Couldn't help loving the episode where he did surgery on his leg and Cuddy had to get him in the middle of the night. He was in a lot of pain and he was still joking around with Rachel.

[@darkb4light06]

@JustinBieber lol what???

[@leonahyde1733]

Serious thing. I was dying😂😂

[@SerenityFeueropal]

That is a big 2 year old. It's almost like she's 4.

[@MsZsc]

Hmm

[@Love-jl5ww]

Most actors are older than their characters. xx

[@sharslife4254]

My brother is 2 but he is so big he wheres the same sizes as 4 yr old

[@shiloh4460]

i have a 2 year old baby brother (he turns 3 in october) and he's the same size as the kid in this

[@mizthecuz]

My two year old niece is this big

[@robobrain10000]

Ah man, I really wanted house to mentor Rachel as she grew up, and teach her 'life skills'. Too bad it all went to shit with Cuddy.

[@Ruukas9]

Because Cuddy actress did not want to do last season >.

[@robobrain10000]

@@Ruukas9 Honestly, they should have killed Cuddy off, and have House and Wilson adopt Rachel.

[@Ruukas9]

@@robobrain10000 they are not gay xD

[@robobrain10000]

@@Ruukas9 I meant like as a parental figure. They were room mates right. Wilson could be like her uncle.

[@kiwumara]

@@robobrain10000 That wouldn't work for the last season any way, as Wilson was dying and House faked his death.

[@jupiterdoe1776]

Its like a teenage babysitter inviting her bf over then him running away through the window

[@hanz2904]

Awfully specific.

[@G.F.SF55]

That's a trope actually, at least it was

[@Seashellshesell]

It is that

[@Sai4651]

I thought House and Wilson accidently got a kid somehow based off the title and thumbnail. Kind of like "My Two Dads"

[@pancon9947]

that would be funny

[@ozzywalker609]

Or "Three Men with a Baby"

[@KhushiSharma-ij6su]

Ikr! It would have been amazing like a storyline before Wilson's death, him wanting to be a father and later House taking care of the kid.

[@ThePa1riot]

3:27 That might be one of the funniest House lines. Sold by the outraged whisper delivery.

[@lSomeRandomGuyl]

definitely

[@itsryderbabey8885]

Then Wilsons repeated panicked shushing afterwards

[@alexanderthomson2373]

3:19

[@TheCoolProfessor]

9:42 "What? How did you eat a dime?" "House." Epic!

[@1LuvMLPFiM]

No more sex from Cuddy.

[@anime4lifejosef868]

At that moment, House new that he had fucked up

[@janetwesonga197]

😂😂😂epic

[@carolinagoldgirl8706]

Lmao 🤣 what happens afterwards????!

[@aseelaadossery3378]

She finished him off 🤣🤦‍♀️

[@ven3767]

"I'll stay if you stay " awww

[@bibialien6722]

I stayed, but he didn't💔😢 just joking😂 but seriously he really didn't stayed😂

[@nicolarose8026]

Two of the funniest moments in this episode "“You’re telling me to do the right thing and you’re climbing out a window” and House's look at the end when Rachel rats him out, at that moment he was wishing she still couldn't talk. Wish they had shown the aftermath. :)

[@nicolarose8026]

@@bojohannesen4352 Clearly......

[@ellensilvers7317]

@@bojohannesen4352 or for some of us this is the only way we can watch the show as not everyone can access this

[@OctavKitty]

Ok boomer

[@PIMPSTREZZ-DNA-FAM]

🎉 this is one of the funniest scenes ever...hes scared of cuddie .. .. u left a teo yr old...for two min... 30 seconds all it takes..😂😂

[@The_Notorious_N.O.E.]

The next words he teaches her should be "Snitches get no candy"

[@arnoldrivas4590]

More accurate statement (and it rhymes), "Snitches get no Twix."

[@weckar]

@@arnoldrivas4590 ... Rhymes in what accent?

[@irmaadams7780]

Hahaha

[@esmajazic1984]

House really cares about Rachel!😍the best part:"You're telling me to do the right thing while climbing out of window?!"

[@aziris7257]

"You're telling me to do the right thing while climbing out the window!" The scriptwriters for this series deserve a medal :D

[@ImaGenius40]

Sh shh SHHH SHHHH SHHHHH!

[@MyLifeMyChoice2]

Lol 😂

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

It's called an award, medals are for actual HEROES and veterans.

[@golden_misfit]

*HA* She actually did eat a dime. The one time House is wrong

[@mzzbitty2712]

When you're so eccentric, searching through poop with just a simple "this is new" excuse, works. House will always be hands down one of my favorites

[@Shadow_wo1f05]

3:19 when your friend ask you to help babysit and just ditch you when something goes wrong lmao

[@madg9634]

“You’re telling me to do the right thing and you’re climbing out a window” Edit: lmfao

[@codrinmicusan446]

Yeah. We know. We saw the same video

[@cccubed8054]

“Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! .......Tell her!”

[@mauz791]

3:18 House's fear is so apparent in the high-pitched "window" lol

[@bloblin1267]

SHH SHSHSH SHHHH SHHH

[@jonahthrane812]

Fun little side fact. The bag with their food at the end is one of the "no crinkle bags" they use for movies because the very crinkly bag is bad for sound production.

[@arstulex]

Yeah they didn't do a very good job of hiding it here though. The bag looks too 'thick' to be paper, which sort of gives away the illusion. I'm guessing that's actually what spurred you to bring it up in the first place. I was actually about to comment it until I scrolled down as saw you had already mentioned it.

[@allys744]

That’s a good observation. Any crinkling sound effect was probably recorded in post to make it sound like paper

[@deborahsheets2604]

So funny when Cuddy walks in on house with the flashlight in his mouth looking through her poop “in new to all of this” 😂😂

[@deborahsheets2604]

No I don’t think I did at all! Besides, that’s what the comment section is for is to share what we like about the video! Have a great day :)

[@deborahsheets2604]

Seems like you like to bully people in the comment section. I’ll pray for you!

[@richa.s9912]

LOL 😂 No it not weird at all ‼️ Having a penlights looking at girls 💩 poops changing diapers ! LOL 😂😂 And not wearing a gas mask 😷 .

[@ethosterros9430]

It's fine im a doctor this is what we do

[@remingtonsalvatore6024]

WITH CHOPSTICKS THOUGH

[@tomhannah3825]

Magnificent Ending! "What? How did you eat a dime?" ..."House." ...Hahahahaha!!!!

[@MizunoPansaa]

Today is TMI Tuesday! When I was a child, I accidentally swallowed a penny. How? Well, I was laying on my back, holding a penny up, turning it over in my fingers and watching the light reflect off of it. It slipped out of my fingers and just so happened to fall into my mouth, at which point I automatically swallowed. Mom took me to the doctor a while later, because it felt like it was still in my throat. The doc confirmed with an Xray that it had already passed into the large intestine, so we just had to monitor my bowel movements... Cut to later that day/the next day and Mom (with a plastic baggie over her hand) finds the penny in my stool, washes it off, and it was *rainbow* colored. The acids in my stomach had reacted to the metals and made it look pretty damned cool. It almost made me want to swallow another, 'cause that was pretty nifty... But seriously people, don't go swallowing coins, it's not good for you.

[@shanayazaveri2620]

😂😂😂 You wanted to swallow another coin? I guess kids are all weird.

[@cezar3169]

I was stupider. I had a magnet and some pennies. Kept putting them in and out of my mouth because I liked the taste. (Dont judge I was a weird kid). So I was savouring the taste of the pennies when I coughed and the penny made it's way down my throat. Started to panic but didn't want nanny to find out so I tried to pust it back up by pushing my neck. Mom soon found out and we went to get an X ray and saw it was still in my stomach. Doctor wanted to perform surgery but mom said no and 3 days later I pooped it out. My penny was also rainbow and to this day it is still in a little baggy as a "souvenir" as my doctor had phrased it. Our family doctor was wierd

[@MizunoPansaa]

@@shanayazaveri2620 Okay, so this response is super late because I just now saw your comment... But I am a 37 year old adult and I *still* get the occasional urge to swallow a penny so it'll come out rainbow...

[@VJamrita]

Seriously nifty hahhahahahah

[@NoucheDozzle]

Did you keep the rainbow penny though?

[@ihavebeefwithsatan1411]

House-😴😑😑 Cuddy- “How did you eat a dime” House-😑😑😑 Rachel-....”House” House-😐😐 Who’s here 1-1-2020

[@dunnodontcare8674]

Umm. What? Edit: oh now I get it. Thought you were referring to the Wilson and House convo.

[@ihavebeefwithsatan1411]

DunnoDontCare lol

[@irfanmansuri6082]

Panicatthesociety 2-2-2020

[@aakjshhahaha1626]

No it’s 😳😳😳 for the last one

[@mikey5985]

im here 4-2-20

[@mozxz]

You gotta respect that Cuddy does not at all find it weird that House is standing in the middle of the night, going through a diaper with a flashlight in his mouth, and a pair of chopsticks in his hands, and just goes to sleep no questions asked...... How insane do you have to be, for others to consider your insane actions as "normal"

[@melissabaltazarf]

7:16 I LOVE how Wilson is this supportive of House😂😂😂 He was babysitting while House was at the hospital wasting time and picking up food😂 I love these two❤️❤️❤️

[@dostagirl9551]

It boggles the mind how the naysayers thought Cuddy and House getting together somehow killed the joy of the show. If anything, it breathed like back into it and restored that undercurrent of humorous zing that was fading.

[@ilo3456]

It kinda put House in a situation in which he was happier, and had to deal with things he is not really good at, ae parenting and being in a relationship that actually works

[@shadyatem]

Until they changed their minds and broke them up 💀 I was a huge fan of this couple. If they had planned to have them end the way they did, they should have just kept them as friends imo because the breakup and the car crash storyline sucked 😔

[@drwilsonstoenailpolish3194]

They’re my second favourite ship and my favourite of House’s canon relationships

[@alondraramirez4668]

9:51 “What. . How did you eat a dime?” “House” Snitches get Stitches (Also, she doesn’t look 2)

[@snappiepappie9899]

Ikr she looks 4/5

[@joebenzz]

Wish there was an episode where the main subject would be House and Wilson do random hilarious stuff during the entire episode. Would have been golden :D

[@tareasytrabajosadolfoarian4849]

Both are medic with experience and can't manage a case of eat coins

[@thecommunistdoggo1008]

Doctors not medics big difference

[@rowdeemunkee]

It is hilarious how they are the best in their field and are struggling here. This is why there are specializations.

[@mikey5985]

well it would have been easier with the scope but she was only 2 years old

[@thatguybrody4819]

adults: no you can't eat coins! kiddo: shiny flat thing delicious.

[@squirm8272]

True but this is a more private life case. It isn’t a mom coming in with a child who definitely ate something to an appointment. It’s him trying to not let his gf find out that he put her child in danger.

[@JayFAE12]

"You're telling me to do the right thing while climbing out a window?!" *Frantic shushing*

[@SnuffIt]

"Hey hey hey you're not gonna pin this on me" "You're telling me to do the right thing while CLIMBING OUT A WINDOW" ”SHHH shhh shhh shhh shhh tell her" 😂 The delivery of those lines kills me, Hilson friendship was the Best

[@jrod1986]

Wouse

[@sirwiddlescabbagebaker]

I bet that was the little girl's first word, "House"

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@Backup_Plan Lol, no of course)

[@quietplace8455]

*”you’re telling me to do the right thing, while CLIMBING OUT A WINDOW?!”*

[@BarneyEg]

"How did you eat a dime?!" "HOOOUSE" House- *oh shoot*

[@RyanSmith-wo2pi]

.

[@RyanSmith-wo2pi]

Vote for IKE

[@BarneyEg]

@@bojohannesen4352 You do realize that uh. This was two years ago-

[@mrguest3749]

3:33 I have never seen this facial expression by House.

[@ATalkingDoubleBarrel]

House and Wilson are both great mothers

[@danterik9781]

Now this it the top level of best friendship you can get xD

[@aleksander10101]

Wilson after House guilt trips him into something: Damn you chains of morality !

[@BonesWasTaken11]

Why isn't anyone commenting about how cute that girl is

[@warpatato]

Knock knock

[@pointbreak4094]

@@warpatato Imma sacrifice myself Who's there?

[@SD-ko3nn]

coz people call men pedos if you call a child cute.

[@bronosx2246]

@@SD-ko3nn It's obvious that he thinks the child is adorable! It's as simple as that!

[@sirwoodofeast9497]

Because that is the quickest way to meet Chris Hanson.

[@workout9594]

Paradoxically, house wishing he was 'nicer' was a longing for him to exploit a good image for malicious intent.

[@shivalishankersharma1562]

Its not often the we see House panic, or not knowing what to do. This episode is a treat

[@kostasmilo2562]

"you're telling me to do the right thing while climbing down a WINDOooOOOW!!" I died!!!

[@Orchestra_temi]

"Rachel, how many coins did you eat?" The terrified way House asked that cracked me up so bad. 😹😹😹

[@itsyaboinadia]

"i'll stay if you stay" oh my goodness so 3rd grade

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Lmao

[@ethanandrews3076]

2:10 You can see that Wilson’s actor was actually palming the quarter instead of the quarter actually being in the toddlers mouth to make it safe for her

[@wingochan9400]

Cuddy: "What...? How did you eat a dime?" Rachel: "House." (One of my favorite endings ever! 😂)

[@barbaraallen8439]

Both afraid of Cuddy 😂🤣 House is a good dad actually ❤️ Wilson is a good friend.... ❤️ Never wanted this show to end....😔

[@michaelccozens]

House is a terrible dad. The first thing he tried to do was dump the responsibility on Wilson so he could go party, and his game of chicken is why Rachel was unsupervised to begin with.

[@HikenOmaru]

@@michaelccozens clearly you didnt see the episode when he played games with her to get her into a good preschool

[@ghostboy463]

4:20 she looks so smug about House having to search her diaper

[@brentage5000]

"I am NOT going to bargain babysitting for sex ... who the hell said that?"

[@mauz791]

6:59

[@joneelillard892]

1:50 Never underestimate the chaos that can be caused by a hungry, unattended child.

[@India.H]

Just the look of "oh crap" on House's face at the end xD

[@bojohannesen4352]

HAHAHAHAHA, thanks for telling is that you also think the funniest part is funny!!!!1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA

[@hikari1690]

I like the scene when house and wilson were calculating together and almost failing xD

[@amirulhakim268]

3:20 House truly terrified LOL, we never see House so terrified like this LOL

[@griselmancedo1052]

house had the hots for wilson since....always 0:30.

[@khorps4756]

they have the gay for eachother

[@prentiss-convict]

Khorps Lol

[@gracehaven5459]

I ship them so much 🤣

[@roninelenion4805]

When I was about five, I swallowed a penny and threw it up. I never did that again, because my mom took me to the hospital, where I got a shot (I don't remember if it had anything to do with the penny, or if I was due for an immunization).

[@hayleymarse2853]

I laughed way too hard at this. Seeing what other people did as kids makes me realize how unusually well behaved I was

[@roninelenion4805]

@@hayleymarse2853 Your parents were very lucky. I wasn't an angel, but I behaved alright for the most part. I just used to put everything in my mouth. Now, my mom is a pre-school teacher, and she comes home with some pretty crazy stories. Some of those kids make eating a penny sound cute, if you can believe it.

[@hayleymarse2853]

Ronin Elenion That’s pretty funny. I definitely had my moments but I’ve always been a people pleaser. I have a job teaching dance and gymnastics classes for preschool kids and they are pretty crazy and super cute so I can totally imagine making eating a penny cute. It’s so interesting seeing the different maturity levels of kids because there are some three year olds who you can hold a serious conversation with and some who just want to get into trouble. They are mostly pretty sweet though

[@roninelenion4805]

@@hayleymarse2853 That's true. You have to take the good with the bad.

[@ijornhribrudkrvir]

I ate a nickel when I was little and the doctor didn't care

[@mialarsson4972]

Gotta love House’s panic eyes 😂😂😂

[@pigeon8466]

"How did you eat a dime?" "House." Me: *cackles*

[@MugdhaMahdiShams]

House: I'm in danger.

[@bojohannesen4352]

So you cackled at the moment the whole clip had been leading up to? You are a legend.

[@TheRealZazaExpert]

"Me: cackles" youtube comments is such a strange place

[@sannehouterman7838]

The whole "wilson climbes out of a window scene" is just zo great

[@eufonioun]

What do you got there sweetie? LOL, House's parent voice

[@lilianachavero4120]

Out of all the food around her.. she “ate” a dime

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Kids....)))))

[@PassiveDissimulation]

They look tasty, duh.

[@michaelccozens]

People pay ridiculous amounts to eat dishes with tasteless, unchewable gold foil. At least Rachel has the excuse of not knowing better.

[@cosmic_bobatea]

"You're telling me to do the right thing while climbing out a WINDOW-!" "shh- shh- shh- SHH! sHH! TELL HER!" XD

[@saraal8432]

Those 2 should have their own sitcom 😂

[@MrAnumanth]

It’s not lupus😁

[@AstronScion]

anumanth m get out

[@DukeJohnny]

House and Wilson arguing when the latter is sneaking out through the window was probably the hardest I've laughed through the entire series. Just two teenagers in adult bodies.

[@monam5962]

House : "Where's 13 when I need her" ?

[@827Drew]

'You're telling me to do the right thing, while climbing out a window!' For some reason, that line never fails to make me laugh.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Not for "some reason" but because it is FUNNY to thousands people, not just you.

[@OddStare]

4:10 ... ... "DEBB !" *Freaking out*

[@jordiko120]

Hilson > Huddy

[@savemori968]

That's tea

[@dark_lady5285]

Hilson < Huddy

[@jordiko120]

Pumosia🦄💕 Nah Cuddy and House were never meant for each other

[@dark_lady5285]

@@jordiko120 I know but it's sad true ☹️

[@leviatkins8156]

Who's the girl in the pic?

[@aseelaadossery3378]

This is really adorable hilarious masterpiece , ( House ) is totally out of character admitting that he is actually loving this child and get scared of ( Cuddy ) 🥰🤣👑

[@Byeonwoosource]

House is the master!

[@tyanimations6426]

Cuddy “How did you eat a dime?” Rachel “I’m gonna blame the cripple ”

[@lozensfire]

What a cute kid,and so much personality,I could have sworn she raised an eyebrow when house went through her poop

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

She really did! Sassy😅

[@nefelitsakiridi]

1:50 house saying "sweetie"

[@haltair4015]

"How did you eat a dime ? -House !" Meanwhile in House's mind : *Shiiiiiiit....*

[@snipsnap9995]

God I forgot how fun this season was Wilson and House running around trying to hide something from Cudy is hilarious

[@Liuhuayue]

8:59 Wilson looks so depressed.

[@justinjohnson9617]

Cuddy: How did you eat a dime? Rachel: House. House, URINE big trouble.

[@bunnytipsandtricks1107]

9:14 WHOS ARM IS THAT LONG ???????

[@j4ward95]

“You told me you gave them their credit card” “And you were dumb enough to believe me” House and Wilson are goated.

[@ciannacoleman5125]

The child actress is almost certainly around three, I’ve been working with preschool and elementary for years and she doesn’t look two even an “old” two. This is the first clip that makes House look human though, it was so good to see

[@elenakara4279]

Great scene ! how house changes and becomes this nurturing parent amazes me !

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

It wasn't about "nurturing" though😂

[@MantraHerbInchSin]

"Are you okay?" "Just having a midnight snack"

[@samikshyatripathy]

3:19 this was the most funny part of this whole episode. Wilson shushing House was very funny. 😂😂😂

[@hannahscott6604]

I’m rolling at the diaper inspection 😂

[@CrystalMouse1]

Nobody caught House saying ‘scenario’ with a British accent?

[@luf4rall]

Find someone who looks at you like this 3:58

[@mavinajfan]

I once swallowed a small metal keychain I was chewing on as a 3 year old and after I swallowed it my mom told me I was going to die which made me start sobbing uncontrollably before she started laughing and told me she was kidding.

[@specter1893]

Jesus

[@bojohannesen4352]

Maybe that's the reason you are so messed up today?

[@brianzarb2019]

.. "House" killed Me 😭😂

[@bojohannesen4352]

You know that type of person, who will repeat the punchline, after literally EVERYONE already laughed at the punchline? Don't be that person.

[@brianzarb2019]

@@bojohannesen4352 well you have your own kind 😉🤣

[@lisabee1610]

The kid threw House under the bus lol

[@akhilm9851]

Imagine Wilson having to apply for a new badge after that issue

[@shartierrawalson4652]

The way house got up so fast is hilarious I rewind that hella times 😂

[@iamnerd223]

“Your telling me to do the right thing while climbing out a window” Friendship goals

[@Jimbogf]

I'm watching season 2 of this show right now, kinda weird seeing Cuddy and House kissing.