Best Cases in Season 2 | House M.D.

[@mattgilbert7347]

"I'm asking if you want this to be over" That's compassion.

[@derrickstorm6976]

Only if he was going to actually do something about it, which anyone knowing House would have known would be a no

[@willblasdale1702]

Talked a child into suicide

[@whothehellarewe]

@@willblasdale1702 Not suicide. Big difference. Especially when what's ahead is an incredibly short yet agonizing future with no real payoff. Talked into suicide would be House talking the child out of getting better and into dying instead, but - as you clearly heard - there was no getting better. No chance of it. None. Only suffering. At that point, the choice is theirs to make whether living through it is worth it. Not yours. Not mine. And twisting the narrative to make it sound evil is, ironically, evil because you're forcing your preference on a dying patient.

[@MichaelKingsfordGray]

That's FICTION.

[@willblasdale1702]

@@whothehellarewe it was a joke

[@Brodes235]

Honestly half of me wishes not to get a doctor like house if he’s willing to wake me up while everything below my neck is burned but the other half knows if he’s on my case he’s probably gonna save my life

[@BlackangelKatakuri]

Is it really doing no harm if not hurting you will kill you? There's harm in everything.

[@aldrinmilespartosa1578]

@@BlackangelKatakuri severity,

[@BlackangelKatakuri]

@aldrinmilespartosa1578 I mean yeah but there was a higher chance of him dying and never recovering without getting that information and as House said he won't remember it.

[@whothehellarewe]

@@BlackangelKatakuri The outcome, at that stage, matters. Giving a patient an injection hurts, and kids will kick and scream not to get one, but _not_ doing it will cause more harm than good when they inevitably get a life-altering, potentially fatal disease.

[@BOBO-xe6rl]

Thats the great divider among people. Painfull truth or sweet lies, thats why people go rather to bakers than dentists and why politicians are seen as devils

[@dalevillarin8662]

Clinic Duties for House are like his side quests in this show lol

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

your hand is starting to rot

[@Canzaijohn_SYG]

That cancer one really got to me- Incredible acting and incredible script writing there-

[@mattgilbert7347]

Yeah me too

[@poodypooroo]

That girl is an awesome actress

[@alekkzio]

had me tearing up

[@bezoznaught5261]

That one fucked me up lol

[@alexxamnesty6438]

The cancer one was so so sad. He showed so much compassion to her. She was genuinely so tired you could tell. She was only staying for her mom. Poor girl and her family. 💔

[@slvsfr]

My father was done with but put up with dialysis for many months for my mother. I can totally relate.

[@MCPunk55]

Dude... the brual honesty towards the kid was moving. Take notes, real doctors, this is how you break news to terminal patients.

[@Ambelica]

Exactly . I can’t imagine how frustrating it would be to be literally dying , everyone is sad around you but no one will tell what exactly is happening to you. 😢

[@doctorposting]

uhh no. we don’t need to “take notes.” if a parent got wind of this conversation she would sue you into oblivion. so sorry, you can blame the overzealous legal system for that one.

[@whothehellarewe]

@@doctorposting Hence why some more progressive countries make doctor assisted euthanasia legal. Because when you've only got less than week to live with agonizing pain scheduled for every hour up until you expire, the most humane thing to do at that point is to give said patient an escape. It's their choice to make. Not anyone else's.

[@jay6113]

@@whothehellarewePrecisely why it should be left up to them, done quietly without much fuss and everyone just sort of acknowledges that we chose the lesser of two evils instead of sanctioning it via the state and making a ghoulish sort of numbers game out of it.

[@whothehellarewe]

@@jay6113 Doubtful that those are the reality. Nobody will _force_ euthanasia on anyone.

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

Honestly House's entire show could've just been him doing Clinic Duty & it would've been just as good.

[@maxgee22]

disagree on the just as good but other than that yes😭

[@nina84374]

No,you learn so much medical diagnosses and procedures during the other stuff,the clinic duty is just entertaining,but angio,lupus,autoimune...Nothing of that stuff

[@melvincanada264]

​@@nina84374I mean it's meant to be entertaining so they're not wrong with the clinic duty theory it'd just be funnier and less serious like scrubs 😂

[@pscCRPS]

The show was great when it was about medicine and then it got stupid with trashy drama

[@rogergeyer9851]

@@pscCRPS: Which sadly happens with MANY MANY shows.

[@EagleOneM1953]

Anyone else impressed by the acting of the bald kid with cancer?Acting like that(and remembering his lines) at that age... Impressive...

[@gbrown932]

She's a famous actress now. I forget her name.

[@miroslavalimon6343]

@@gbrown932Sasha Pieterse

[@QueenOfTheNorth65]

@@gbrown932Sasha Pieterse. Yes, she’s in lots of things now.

[@Evnyofdeath]

Its been literal years since I saw the episode with the tick and I just realized that the reason Wilson said the patient needed to be taken to another room was to give House the chance he needed for the tick hunt, considering where it wound up being found.

[@doctorposting]

yessss🥰

[@melt_brain]

honestly, if the show just had house and wilson, it would be just as good. their dynamic on screen is so good, and it is always so nice to see when it comes to the two of them interacting. it's like an elderly gay couple or siblings; never could figure out which.

[@bobbierobinson6269]

Wilson helping House find a tick...Everyone needs a Wilson in their life.

[@TheKira699]

If I recall wasn't the tick in her pubic region?

[@ThatStevenLouis]

Due to the lack of actual clinic duties here the title of this video was clearly inspired by how often House said "Everybody lies", and I'm here for it 💪🏾😂😂

[@plmokm33]

Don't worry there's a whole set of separate videos just as long for clinic duty

[@jarednil69]

The clinic duty clips are fun.😊

[@mg4468]

The little girl dying & crying about leaving her mom, was heart crushing🥹. She’s an awesome actor!

[@electricboogaloo920]

Man the burn victim one was brutal

[@coreyburgh5831]

The Chess match between House, Cuddy, and Stacy is just so great. Everyone always kinda gets duped by the other in some fashion, but House always ends up getting what he wants.

[@Miss.Moth.666]

He’s one of those actors that is being someone not themselves. Real acting. Utterly believable but at total odds to their actual selves.

[@jwar2163]

I used to work in a Childrens Hospital as a Staionary Engineer. I worked around many young children in the cancer ward making sure that the air delivered to the room was clean and pure. Even dealt with medical air and O2 systems. Even sometimes pulling duty in the Operating Room when a system went down whilst a surgery was on going. Seeing that much suffering in such young and innocent children took its toll over time and I resigned and went to an regular hospital . I still remember all those children and the parents that cried in the hallways so their child did not see them cry. I seen many doctors some danced around the truth of a patient's eminate death and some were very humble with the truth.

[@nickwright2721]

Patient: “Is this another…seizure?” House: “shut up”

[@Sniperboy5551]

The only thing that I don’t understand about this show is how House, a well-respected genius of a doctor, isn’t able to get a virtually unlimited supply of Vicodin… or at least something stronger.

[@rogergeyer9851]

There are records kept for "controlled substances", like many pain killers. Much tighter procedures, tests required, etc. So not really surprising at all.

[@samilois2967]

His liver

[@Sniperboy5551]

@rogergeyer9851 I don’t mean stealing them, I mean having a doctor-friend write a script for a higher quantity or stronger opioid. Go from hydro 5/325s with 60-90 a month, up it to hydro 10/325s in the same quantity, I’ve seen people get 180 or more in a single script. That pill bottle he carries around is small, couldn't be more than 60 in there.

[@TGOPoma]

@@Sniperboy5551 Besides the obvious HIPPA violations? The show was written/filmed during a time where the after effects of the War on Drugs were very much still felt, especially in the medicine field, and the Government had pressure on Insurance Companies and Doctors/Pharmacies to only give out opioids if it was absolutely necessary, and even then they had to fight for every last pill per refill. It isn't as prevalent now, but back then, Opioids were so tightly controlled that even some doctors offices and hospitals couldn't get enough when they really needed them.

[@tonymonxana992]

@@Sniperboy5551he literally does that in the show. He gets Wilson to keep writing hydro scripts

[@cbman4767]

I wish KZbin still had all the episodes of House posted like they use to. This was such a good show and Hugh Laurie played such a good job as House.

[@kathrynwitte3398]

I wish you understood how capitalism works.

[@cbman4767]

@@kathrynwitte3398 What a stupid response. Capitalism means Bend over and drop your pants to let people better then you do you in the butt. I wish you knew what posting off topic meant.

[@sam11182]

XD capitalism is a strong base but it, like limestone, dissolves in the acid of theatrical greed. I am joking a little bit. If people could calm down and not go straight to Chemotherapy and take Ivermectin and a miniscule amount of THC and let their body heal itself that would be great but this is a show, so I very much appreciate what it has done! Medical trivia in the comments about it don't Really matter but it keeps the IP strong! House forever lol. Someday we will have Star Trek level holodecks and the doctors will be immortalized and we will be able to handle everything the universe throws at us and it will be amazing lol. But not yet. ​@@kathrynwitte3398

[@Mew_Mokuba_Akari]

They do, you just have to pay for the series

[@cbman4767]

@@Mew_Mokuba_Akari They were all free a few years ago. If I wanted to pay I would just go out and buy them on DVD.

[@Magma-storm56]

“Ruh roh” 💀💀💀 I love House

[@karmaalstad5588]

I thought its weird that the inmate gets medical treatment, only to face the death penalty later.

[@brandonravelo199]

2:10 he dranked ink from a printer cartridge. In order to die, but house cures him with some whiskey and it makes the ink easily broken down to make him better. 8:45 Father works at a garbage dump and gave his son highly radioactive peace of metal that is the same size of a metal fishing lure. Which end up killing him as it completely destroyed his white blood cells and wasn’t able to get the blood transfusion that could have saved his life. 11:39 The guy has fleas from hunting with his father. That burrowed inside his body. 33:51 girl got the black plague from a flee that hitched on the back of a dog.

[@Minisynapse]

37:07 "I think water might've gotten in" Lovely line.

[@sam11182]

38:05 'So I'm just a regular patient, now?' "Nooo... You get your own Thermometer"

[@ngiallag2792]

only a sensational criminal genius mind like house would find a loophole in the law to treat a guy on death row who's dying to cure him to send him back to prison just so he can be sentenced to death.

[@taylorhillard4868]

It's not really a loophole, that's standard. We live in a society that has established rules and procedures. You can't let an inmate succumb to illness without treatment just because they have a life sentence or impending execution.

[@lonelyminnesotaboi]

"is this another seizure?" "shut up" peak house right there ngl

[@jeffreymoespot5402]

"Does she play bridge?" *Literally vomits blood*

[@wesspect]

literally me when the

[@augustjschroeder]

That kid with cancer is a really amazing actor.

[@gabrielmartel7970]

11:15 Everytime I hear this dialogue, I keep hoping House says "Get your low T-cell count away from me"

[@RSparrow3936]

Who's watching this over 10 years after the show ended

[@elbiyoo]

Me, especially the curated ones with similar subjects.

[@maromalul9134]

Been bing watching it for the past 4-5 months, I'm in season 7 right now and loved every episode

[@nnkyr7824]

Love rewatching house

[@johnferlauto-zf7lk]

You checked out TV lately? I would rather watch a ten year old great show then most of the dreck on present telivision.

[@gustavolopes5094]

literally everyone. this was uploaded over 10 years after the show ended

[@Aegon1]

11:24 this exchange is phenomenal writing

[@vaish7504]

there are plenty of award worthy exchanges in the show 😂😂 the writers were genius for real and How the stars aligned to bring some Great Artists together it's surreal

[@jesusmartinez1358]

the one of the child dying of cancer, I've lost a child myself the same age of 12 Years.too bad it was sudden. I would have loved the doctor like house to take care of him.I don't know what else to do and my son's name I'm a regular contributor to St Jude's Hospital for Children ❤❤❤❤❤

[@RichardSpeights]

Hugh Laurie is a great actor. He created a truly fascinating character. Nonetheless, the actor put his stethoscope on backward.

[@Saxmann97]

You've never accidently put something on backwards? I need to look for the tag just to make sure my shirts aren't inside out

[@RichardSpeights]

@@Saxmann97 Sure. I have on tee shirt I almost always put on backward. However, unless I specifically look, I don't know my mistake. However, it a doctor, nurse, or hard-charging, airborne medic puts his/her stethoscope on backward, he ain't hearing a heartbeat or anything. Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! The patient is dead...Oh, I've got my stethoscope on backward. Silly me.

[@HelloThere.....]

7:00 He doesn't need a better differential, since he's not the one who was making the claim. That burden falls on YOU, since YOU were the one who brought it up.

[@RoseETempest]

"Mistakes are as serious as the results they cause." Guess that's just his philosophy with medical practice, because he kinda says the total opposite to Wilson later.

[@tamakunminnip2117]

Well Dr. Chase's Mistake cost a woman her life and he was sued for medical malpractice by the woman's next of kin.

[@RoseETempest]

@@tamakunminnip2117 Yeah... I don't really get this comment.

[@sansthedrummer]

Are these clinic duties? No Do I care? Also no

[@sean6775]

"We think a drunk driver broke into his room..."

[@nybotheveg]

4:00 one of the best child actor performances.

[@Hinaru2008]

The second clip with the kid dying.. that was some good acting

[@CricketEngland]

Well at least non of this was Lupus

[@beatman2359]

It's never lupus

[@dionysus6969]

@@beatman2359 beat me to it XD

[@Sniperboy5551]

If I was House during that horse racing scene, I’d do everything I could to save her after her (would be) horse won. Nothing better than a woman who knows how to bet horses!

[@rangercreators7011]

The clip from episode two shows that house does have a concsious and he does care. He acts like he does so that he can actually help people without his emotions make him second guess what hes doing. There are times where hes wrong but most of the time hes right, and he wouldent get that many cases right if he followed his emotions.

[@elbiyoo]

Not ‘conscious,’ a state of waking and awareness, but ‘conscience,’ awareness of right and wrong. ‘Conscience’ is easy to remember and spell: con + science.

[@jaycemurphy110]

Wow.Did you work long and hard on that rationalization. House would not be impressed.

[@rangercreators7011]

Thank you

[@WJack97224]

Exactly! @@elbiyoo

[@imapopo2924]

@@jaycemurphy110 I doubt us mere mortals could do much of anything that House would find impressive.

[@VickyNewland-ds1zr]

I feel sorry for house he is a great guy that is in a lot of pain

[@joshntn37111]

Not one single patient spends their boring time in hospital watching TV in this show. Never noticed it until I had to spend an entire week in a hospital where watching TV and taking pain meds was all there was to do.

[@dmf1301]

Next time, bring a book.

[@joshntn37111]

@@dmf1301 Something tells me people avoid you in real life.

[@dmf1301]

@@joshntn37111 Because I can read? No.... well, dumbasses can't understand me, but that's ok. Because I don't understand them, either! :p

[@Freestyle80]

@@dmf1301i’ll bring you deez nutz

[@vaska1999]

@@joshntn37111 What's wrong with suggesting you take a book with you to read while recovering from surgery or even just waiting in the ER?

[@giovannibonetto]

NONE of those cases were about clinic duty

[@paulmarszalek]

10:19 - my favourite House face expression xD

[@SorinOltean77]

14:45 that's how humor function in well written show.

[@Monkeys0506]

I've actually had dehydration through diarrhea. I was doing my last year of school because because i missed a year of school. I dropped to the floor in the middle of the classroom. I kept waking up and passing out. I get taken to the hospital and i sat there for hours getting rehydrated. I was apparently just hours away from death if i didn't get taken to the hospital. Would be the 3rd time ive almost died. I kept cracking jokes to my mom to make her feel better, because if i ever did die, i don't want my mother to feel all that hurt. Id want to see her smile before anything happens to me. Appreciate your doctor's for the work they do, and cherish your families and friends.

[@monkey20000]

I just realized this show is all about ego battles and power.

[@ADHDTeenager]

As someone who needs a walking stick every so often I’m surprised he doesn’t have one with a soft grip cause the one he uses causes my hand to hurt more then my leg

[@synthwavecat96]

Vicodin. Numbs more than just the leg

[@cousinmarcus216]

The one with the child with cancer was a sledgehammer to the heart

[@ItsSkeletor]

S2 E2 will always be one of the best episodes to me, it gutted me the first time I saw it. One of the few TV moments that actually made me cry.

[@briancrawford69]

This was my favorite show ever

[@sangjinsim1820]

I like this season and previous season so much!!

[@ChawkoSnap]

2:33 to 5:08 had me bawling

[@AaHeathenss]

House is always so good with the kids when it really counts ❤❤

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

1:56 Funniest Moment! 😂

[@Brock_Landers]

I am a cancer survivor and I endured days and days of watching young children on their death beds knowing that I will get better and most likely live a full life. I was 15 back then, and I am 41 now with two teenage sons who are 12 and 15. I was truly blessed, and while I have tried my best to block those images out of my head, I still can't help but to remember. I felt like I was faking my illness, I felt miserable, and almost like I wasn't worthy of getting better. It was truly a sad image and still hurts to this day.

[@Meetmeontheblacktop]

I did not have cancer, however I do have an extremely rare condition. I was one of the first on the books with the syndrome. I almost died many times. Spent months at a time in the hospital. I also had a premie son. Spent 76 days in the nicu never leaving him. Both situations I spent many nights listening to parents scream and beg for them to bring their children back. It stuck with me. I have trauma from some of the things I've lived thru. Now after 37 years of fighting, I've reached the end of the road. I have been able to have a wonderful son and been married 18 years to an amazing man. Life goes on. We never know how strong we can be 🙂

[@alexanderkuptsov6117]

So many cool eps in Season 2

[@nicolelala10]

I would love to be sure of anything in my life, as House is about extreme diagnostics.

[@Darekiller1025]

27:15 bro said "bruh im dead💀" and started laughing up blood

[@ForEverydayPeople]

Um, none of these were from clinic duty? Who screwed up?

[@enigmaenigma1722]

Cameron😂

[@debrashort2265]

@enigmaenigma1722 Yes! 🤣🤣

[@agentofchaos16]

Everybody lies

[@ExceededTag6048]

Everybody lies

[@icey_penguino472]

​@@enigmaenigma1722The disrespect🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stormywonder2125]

The episode 2 is one of the 1 episodes I can count on 1 hand where house had compassion for a patient. If I had a terminal illness I want the doctor to tell me it would be better to go instead of suffering and staying. Don’t tip toe around the situation and give false hope when there isnt one

[@rowdyreidgirl]

My beautiful 12 year old cat Butters was named Butters Wilson Clarence Trumbull after that Clarence ❤🐾🐾🌈 RIP Butters ❤

[@aps-pictures9335]

The feeling of 15:00 when you’re finally off duty and really don’t have it in you to work unless you absolutely have to lol. Been there

[@meg.moroney.fan.97]

13:17 out of the way cripple coming through 😂😂😂

[@sugarcrazy7485]

"your son's brain is losing control of its muscles" "w-what??? will he be okay???" "..no idea" (leaves room) the plot of every episode i swear i love it

[@Chamonix.frequently]

"They took my stain. I dissuade the total category" 😂 So funny

[@MCPunk55]

Eesh... poor dude... but the questions were necessary, despite the excrutiating pain.

[@jeremyandrestevenson2313]

Myself being from the UK, so has seen H.L in he's main subject in acting which believe it or not was comedy and having a occurring roles in one of the U.Ks most lived comedy programmes called BLACKADDER- With Rowan Atkinson better known worldwide as Mr Bean and these roles in Blackadder were in the 80s and to see these 2 actors thrive along with the other cast members of blackadder is so cool to see as I was a young kid when I first saw these 2 but back to H.L and how I must congratulate and honour this wonderful actor as I really didn't know how the U.S Program HOUSE was going to be and it turns out that it was an amazing Program I loved it and top marks for his American accent even though Americans cld strongly disagree I don't know. Regards from the U.K.

[@gaymer42069]

House’s mere presence causes people to fall unconscious

[@MondeliaKacemi-g6u]

Love House can someone please upload full episodes please ❤️

[@brandaigiles6325]

I wish it was more of a synopsis of the episode rather than random clips without the resolutions 😢

[@UnstoppableGiant]

S2E2 is the kindest House moment he’s ever had

[@Assass1n_KingOfTheSimps]

To this day S2 EP2 Autopsy breaks my heart. That poor little girl. She's such a strong sweetheart

[@violetoderwald6535]

1:56: HYSTERICAL!

[@afrog2666]

"I`m asking if you want this to be over" was a rough watch man :/

[@Sai4651]

This doesn't happen often, but when House deals with terminal children, he's honest and treats them as adults. He doesn't pull the "you're too young" bullshit a lot of parents try to talk themselves into believing to hide their kids from the truth. He gives them all the options, and tells them as it is

[@stellamal7088]

Doesn't every patient wish that they had a doctor, like doctor house that dedication is very admirable, because, you see so little of it today❤❤❤ live doctor house

[@garretteveryday]

dying child: "I wanna get better." House: "you have cancer." jesus christ bro

[@sasori962008]

There's no clinic duty in this episode wth

[@p_nk7279]

Everybody lies. Except ‘House is a great show’ - not a lie.

[@benjammin5328]

The change in clips at 38:16 is just really funny to me. Laughing black man, is suddenly dying black man on bed

[@Rary.0]

Honestly I wish all doctors had that frank of a conversation with their patients as house did with the girl.

[@Aegon1]

A lot of this wasn’t clinic duty but still grear

[@l.a.3479]

*great

[@patronofsaints2062]

​@l.a.3479 no it's grear

[@midnight_x_edits]

This wasn’t supposed to be clinic duty

[@kamrynsikes]

This is good therapy

[@thatgoldbear9807]

42:18 that is genuinely horrifying

[@tsyf1]

+ Now let go of my cane before it becomes your new boyfriend. - Honey, I will MARRY IT if you take a look at my file! I always crack up at that one 😂

[@HelloThere.....]

This list is 1 behind for every episode after number 3, you forgot to transition from ep 3 into ep 4. Humpty Dumpty is the Latino that fell off the roof, and episode 4 is TB or not TB. When episode 4 starts in this list, you still have it labeled as episode 3, so every episode after that is 1 behind.

[@mmfqunbreakable3460]

the cool autistic attention to detail 💀

[@valirblx3895]

love house 🙏

[@celinereyes1185]

LMAOO “get you T-Cell count reject!” 😂

[@shannon-zw6yg]

Oil removal only needed.!? O oil changes.!? One weaponry of mass destruction hymn taught.

[@christiansanchez9757]

S2 E2 is so beautiful 😢

[@ds_the_rn]

That kid is an amazing actor. Dang. Out. Freaking. Standing. And Look! Ron Livingston! Cool!!

[@BourbonJackGC]

Crazy getting here this early!

[@garretteveryday]

*puking everywhere fully conscious* "is this another seizure?"

[@Wodenseyes]

39:35 When house tells the dad that it was his fault it seemed cruel and truthful all at the time. But you gotta wonder how the mother is gonna femvwktrr

[@notadane]

Which patients talk so freely with their doctors and tell them about personal lives?

[@michaelkorrek7856]

I do depending on my doctor

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

I mean, that might be helpful if that doctor is a therapist lol

[@augustaseptemberova5664]

some people are just trusting and chatty like that, some do it cuz they think the more they share the better their chances of getting the correct diagnosis, some do it because they can say stuff to a doctor that is secret or that they couldn't share like that with the people in their lives this bluntly without hurting someone's feelings or getting judged etc etc

[@widowmakergarage]

The last clip I actually said…and again how’s that my fault?😂 bruh what a scene

[@se7enwonders]

Omfg with the little girl with cancer. I can’t get thru the clip without bawling

[@AodhMori]

No scene in this video had House in clinic duty

[@misanthropos6211]

So, I'm not the only one that was wondering what was up with the title. Starting to think I didn't know what the hell clinic duty was.

[@CricketEngland]

So you still watched it and I bet all of it so no one really cares

[@gifi4]

You are the only one upset. People are voicing their discontent and confusion. You're upset and harassing them.@@CricketEngland

[@CricketEngland]

@@gifi4 telling them to stop complaining is harassment now is Bet you gonna now tell me that my message is harassing you now

[@gifi4]

No. You're telling people to stfu. Funnily enough, that is covered under the term harassment. Move on with your life. Wish you well, good day sir.@@CricketEngland