A Newbie Can't Take The Heat | House M.D..

Chase hires a replacement for Thirteen and House doesn't go easy on a new recruits.
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Season 7 Episode 4 "Message Therapy"
House and the team treat a woman (Erin Cahill) suffering from severe vomiting, heart problems, and a fever, but in the course of treatment, the team discovers that she is not who she says she is. During the case, House's new fellow (Vinessa Shaw), a psychiatrist that Chase hired, is welcomed with a trial by fire. Meanwhile, a visit from House's masseuse (and former hooker) forces him and Cuddy to confront the fact they are both holding back in their relationship.
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[@sheldon-cooper]

House: * questioning * Chase: * deflecting * Resident: * confused * Foreman: *"30 YEAR OLD FEMALE"*

[@WeMissDimebag]

Foreman is so over the bullshit here lol

[@sprachen7122]

That's why I love Foreman lol

[@bobsmith6098]

that has the same energy as 28 stab wounds

[@Tommy92gunner]

Foreman over here like SO ANYWAYS type of deal

[@Mistyeyez2024]

Foreman just needs to get answers

[@ShippingZone]

I’m sorry but she tried to shake the hand that house uses for his cane

[@kiwiindustries510]

Small, but noticeable details

[@jtrkaw]

You know this show is scripted right?

[@kiwiindustries510]

@@jtrkaw Small, PURPOSFELY noticable details

[@827Drew]

I recently learned that he actually uses both his left and right hand for his cane at different points in the show. I never noticed when I was watching. She's still an idiot for trying to shake the hand the cane is in though.

[@carrotcake6572]

jonathan redding ok? And?

[@joshuaabalos4336]

House is the Gordon Ramsay of hospitals

[@calmthyself836]

This is a underrated comment

[@TheIrrelevantYT]

Though he doesn't yell as much.

[@explosivezz._.killas9049]

Gordon Ransay is a House of chefs.

[@solarcry287]

This lupus is RAW.

[@hugoj1129]

Solarcry 😂

[@smurf7665]

House went easy on her She's a psych expert Her first patient was a schizophrenic, and he gave her a ton of hints along the way. This was as easy as it was going to get for her.

[@matthewmullins4046]

House often used kids gloves for the stupid who make an honest effort. No different for her!

[@pratikpatil17]

"what's your position on the legality of illegal break-ins?" lol

[@Kinvarus1]

Love Chase's reply though "That's more of a second week activity." :P

[@mylilnewf1572]

Ew

[@zephyromenix8755]

time stamp?

[@pratikpatil17]

@@zephyromenix8755 1:51

[@Ozymandias83]

Totally legal, the supreme ruled on this in the case of....

[@HighAdmiral]

"This isn't about Chase's mother" "You're wrong" "What do you mean he's wrong - it _is_ about your mother?"

[@frxdispatchgaming1043]

Who wouldn't want to hit that? If _that_ looked like *that*

[@sebastianagoda2107]

No ,It is about my sister in law

[@MrJay197409]

@@sebastianagoda2107 . Yours too.

[@PhellippeQuindeler]

I'm not gonna like so I won't ruin the number

[@Su_Has]

The Admiral killed me 😂

[@shadyatem]

if his relationship with Cuddy had worked out and he had become Rachel's adopted father, can u imagine Rachel's boyfriend meeting House for the first time. Lol I'd pay to see that interaction.

[@soleiltounsi6754]

Thanks God his perfect relationship never worked. Everything would become so boring.

[@gargouenzene]

that "interaction" would have been very short. The boyfriend would have said " house, you're a POS with a superiority complex. if you try anyting against me, you're gonna regret that very badly" end of interaction.

[@blackanimelover18]

@@gargouenzene yeah right, like that'll work

[@itsneverlupus5544]

@@gargouenzene lol what

[@revengeneutral8164]

He wouldn't have given two shits. He might have screwed with the potential boyfriends for pure amusement though and then quickly gotten bored from teenagers being easy targets.

[@peace4myheart]

I would hate to be interviewed by House for a new job.

[@lazyy_troll7223]

😂 Srsly? It would be me dream interview. Nothing would make me happier than looking at the face of a full time narcisst as he realizes m smarter than him.

[@knight3612]

lazyy_troll7 that's what a narcissist would say

[@lazyy_troll7223]

@@knight3612 lol, m just being honest. XD

[@wizzi11able]

@@lazyy_troll7223 ofc you are, because genius are as dumb as you and need to boost their IQ on the internet instead of vs real people. This is a tv show, if House was real as it is portrayed in the series your IQ would be dogshit compared to his, the fact that you cant grasp that...House is as smart as he needs to be aka the smartest person in the show.

[@JosephcallsmeNolan]

I would find it probably one of the most interesting interviews of my life.

[@Hopeswilldie]

The ending is brutal. She was so scared of telling her husband that she has a mental illness that she would put up with all of that. Heartbreaking.

[@blackwiza24]

David Lendl i liked the part after where house tells him shes the same he married

[@LemonNation]

Earlier seasons of House would have milked that moment.

[@vinzer72frie]

Because that has to be said when you're dating not after you fucking marry him for years

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@vinzer72frie I don't think they were married for so long, and I do see your point but that was done for greater dramatization effect

[@Wasparcher1]

EVERYONE treats us like a live bomb that's about to go off any second... We break our silence and watch people's eyes go wide and find a convenient excuse to be someplace else. Everyone else gets a month and compassion (even if it is fake pandering most of the time) We get stuck in closets and left out of family pictures.

[@Spodumene]

“Shameron” is an underrated line

[@fabulyzqueen582]

Shameron?

[@luvkularia3717]

Quinn Lyz did u even watch house? Cameron shameron 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@fabulyzqueen582]

@@luvkularia3717 bro sorry okay? I've rewatched it multiple times but that was a long time ago. My memory easily falters.

[@darkbozo11]

@@fabulyzqueen582 stop using drugs

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@luvkularia3717 Well we don't memorize it by heart, cause unlike you we have more important stuff to remember

[@occamslaser5453]

Anyone who's seen more than a few episodes of the show already knows that House was definitely going to mess with the noob, no matter who it was. Chase was set up for failure.

[@canadian__ninja]

If he hired someone for their ability and not because they're hot the newbie would have had an easier time. He was business as usual with her the first time, for a new person. That she kept giving bad suggestions and missed things repeatedly made him be harder on her.

[@bermanmo6237]

The lady is the wrong choice since she is not a clinician like the rest of them. She is a psychatrist, more talk theory although she can prescibed drugs since she is still a licensed medical doctor.

[@MaxwellsDemon9]

at the end it becomes clear he really did hire her just to sleep with her, so he set himself up worse than house set him up.

[@aidanderson53X]

Tbf he made a shitty choice.

[@dharmallars]

So funny how House started respecting her when she had a good idea so he stopped the mock session about her looking like Chase’s mom. The second he realized it was a con he fired the projector back up again

[@nasis18]

All House cares about is the case.

[@merijnorsel]

​@@nasis18that's just untrue. He also takes pleasure in manipulating people and stoking conflict. And who can blame him

[@nasis18]

@@merijnorsel 😂

[@nasis18]

@merijnorsel6605 A lot of times, when he's messing with his team, it's to make them better doctors. And a lot of times, it's just for shits and giggles.

[@dreamkrusherjay2869]

@@nasis18 The shits and giggles also make them better doctors. Embarrassment is always a helluva motivator, no matter the vocation...

[@durim187]

House- Whats your position on break-ins? Chase- Thats more of a second week activity Hilarious

[@songohan3321]

I am glad someone else heard that.

[@horvathszilveszter]

“Search for home for heavy metals” *Chase comes back with a Black Sabbath collection.*

[@arghamukherjee8306]

No. Children of boredom

[@Robi2009]

"Right Dr Kelly - Kelly is her first name... What's your point, Dr Robert?" Rotfl xD edit: 4K likes, wow, thx guys :D

[@wobby1268]

I've always hoped that was a reference to the Beatles song "Dr. Robert." Probably wasn't, but it would be cool.

[@Robi2009]

@@wobby1268 No, House was just referring to Chase's first name, Robert Btw, just realized the patient of the week was Erin Cahill - Pink Time Force Ranger! Woo hoo!

[@wobby1268]

@@Robi2009 Oh, I know Robert is Chase's first name. I just like to think his name *gave* them the opportunity to reference the song in the dialogue. Cuz it's one of the Beatles' better really obscure songs and I like thinking House would know it. :)

[@josiahburnette9202]

Take a drink from his special cup....

[@shaiwriter]

Damn, those to together form --- R. Kelly.

[@swyxTV]

this actress did an incredible job of playing the confused out of depth woman trying to be taken seriously. what a tough role, kudos

[@vincew4297]

That’s Allison from Hocus Pocus lol

[@danieldevito6380]

"Confused, out of depth woman"... Not really that hard to play, when you can just play yourself.

[@mamen6486]

@@danieldevito6380 I assume you're an actor?

[@danieldevito6380]

@@mamen6486 No, I'm not an actor, but the role was a woman who was completely out of her depth and only got her job because of her gender. All she had to do was play herself.

[@engerek666]

@@danieldevito6380 As all veteran actors know, playing yourself is the hardest. So your argument is not only wrong, but shows your lack of experience in the art.

[@ki6eki]

i like how these videos are getting longer

[@zabaoth]

While I agree, longer isn't necessarily better (Yes, I'm talking about dicks).

[@junko4166]

@@zabaoth Cope harder

[@boringperson-zb8vy]

@@zabaoth Is that the line you use on women?

[@NeckYourself]

Andrew he says it to himself everyday for motivation

[@andrjuska9556]

The counterargument is - WOOF! LOL

[@theyoten1613]

House is a furry confirmed.

[@viasander]

Those heels she’s wearing are hurting my feet

[@tdevil101]

She looks great in them though

[@lua6586]

i know it's a tv show but the fact that all of these female doctors in tv/films walk around in 6 inch heels is laughable and so stupid

[@vickylewis4320]

@@lua6586 Not to mention their hair carefully coiffured (and usually long and loose), dangly earings and perfect makeup.

[@JohnSmith-wx9wj]

I thought doctors wore crocs.

[@ahlemmokhtari1981]

If à docteur wear that heels at the end of day she Will lose her ability to walk

[@BigDoinkz]

Probably ligma

[@nyoom5125]

or sugma

[@zedthemasterofshadows3560]

Or smegma

[@zedthemasterofshadows3560]

😂😂😂😂

[@honeydewmsp4531]

ligma balls

[@davidci]

It's caresma.

[@brian19991]

House: "Doctor Kelly Chase:"That's her first name House:"What's your point Doctor Robert?"

[@mrobviousj]

Chase: "I hired a recent psychiatric resident to be on the team." House: "I'm about to end this woman's whole career." 9:23

[@SphincterOfDoom]

To be fair, she did think the woman was bipolar.

[@mrobviousj]

@@SphincterOfDoom To be fair, that's another wrong diagnosis, albeit a mental disease instead of a physical one (like some of her earlier guesses). Bipolar disorder is not the same as schizophrenia...so, yeah, House totally schooled her and showed she wasn't ready/equipped to be on his team doing high-level diagnostics work.

[@NewBie-yp8wm]

What career? Resident gets more humiliated than that in all 3 years that’s what make them tougher

[@tacticalidiots2340]

@@mrobviousj in all fairness bipolar and schizophrenia are kinda similar to make it kinda believable as a misdiagnosis. Both suffer from delusions, disorganised thinking, depressive symptoms and potential for substance abuse but schizophrenia is much more severe. I am not a psychiatrist and so don't know the diagnosis process but as a viewer I can totally believe a psychiatrist would look for bipolar before schizophrenia. Especially if the patient is actively concealing symptoms.

[@aoisora1445]

@@tacticalidiots2340 and then you also get people who have both...

[@Sai4651]

Fun Fact: The actors for Chase and Cameron were actually married

[@HungNguyen-pf8zm]

Did they divorce too?

[@Sai4651]

@@HungNguyen-pf8zm I was wrong, they actually only dated for 3 years, they were engaged but called it off a year later.

[@mayankraj2294]

@@Sai4651 .

[@Sai4651]

@@mayankraj2294 ?

[@ShadowMoon878]

Fun fact: The actress for Cameron later on star as Emma Swan in Once Upon A Time tv show. Fun fun fact: Hugh Laurie is a protege of Rowan "Mr Bean" Atkinson.

[@LetsbeHonestOfficial]

2:53 Notice how House's line of sight matches perfectly to see under her skirt because of the angle of the chairs. He knew exactly where to place those chairs..

[@shadowstar967]

Let's be Honest Official time

[@DiaXisHD]

I checked with a ruler. What a genius!

[@marcusyu8127]

No

[@isa2758]

Except he didnt? Thats not his style...

[@kels777able]

Ermmmm...No.

[@VeniVidiVici..]

House: I get it you’re jealous of my new cane so you hired a new doctor that you can lean on Chase: Exactly, nothing to do with the fact that you instructed me to hire one 😂😂

[@cybercriminal3110]

I love the Chase and Foreman interaction in this episode. Years they've worked together for really shine up.

[@chaimbradley1]

Almost, but not quite, English.

[@cybercriminal3110]

@@chaimbradley1 Wdym

[@Aro_dynamic46]

“That’s baby Chase and his mum, that’s adorable” look at little Chase 😊

[@gingertea3778]

As much as I love his character, being hired under a person like House is one of my greatest nightmares

[@SmiledElf]

Me in the first 1 minute, never watched the show but enjoy some of these clips: that was just downright abusive lol

[@TBirum1]

The question that needs to be asked is. Are the doctors who worked under him for at least 6 months or more better doctors for having worked under him, did they gain useful knowledge that will benefit their patients moving forward? If the answer is yes, then House is exactly the kind of Boss everyone should have. Feelings take a back seat to fixing the problem and saving the patient's life.

[@joshuajacobs2757]

It is but you do get his loyalty if you perform

[@marquistf1996]

​@@TBirum1yes but are they happier healthier people. You can't compartmentalize people. Being better at your job is not all it takes for someone to function. Having a boss like this could be extremely draining and take a serious toll on someone's mental health which in fact would not be good for the patients their treating.

[@vyyr]

@@marquistf1996 What an insane and unproductive cope.

[@iasonasiliopoulos870]

rhymes with moison.. IM FCKING DEAD

[@spacepenguin3590]

Man, house is so freakin intimidating. I really don’t want to have a verbal fight with him.

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

No one really does, unless you're the king of arguments or Sherlock Holmes.

[@dragonlordplacidusax9413]

harvey spector vs house , both have similar iqs, both are the cow boys of their field

[@JoshSweetvale]

Oh please. Tape recorder, HR. If that don't work, the government.

[@PetroDobrynin]

Wife is such a good actress, my heart ached when she was admitting she's schizophrenic

[@xXLloydMagnusXx]

I wonder how high House's malpractice insurance payments are.

[@jessicadias5206]

It was mentioned in an episode somewhere (though i'm not sure which) that Cuddy has a yearly budget of $50,000 put aside for house's legal fees

[@adrien8572]

@Carol Young Just by curiosity, how much is a classic medical consultation in the USA ? I heard it's quite high, due to, as you mentioned it, the fact that people try to sue doctors. Is that really the case ? (I am not native english speaker, I hope this is understandable.)

[@catdogfishdogcats]

Honestly it's probably like Google footing the bill for KZbin despite it being a cash sink. House's talents Bring in benefits other than Monetary ones, like being able to treat a far greater array of patients

[@sprachen7122]

@@adrien8572 I don't know how high it is, but it's not nearly as high as House's, the only reason why he was hired and kept his job it's cause Cuddy always had the hots for him, he wasn't a good asset to have, company wise

[@tacokoneko]

this show isn't the most realistic by any means but i have to hand it to them the way they do hallucinations is completely on point. anyone who has had hallucinations knows how surreal it is and at the same time it's hard to believe it's not real, you think it's real when it happens

[@blairbrown4812]

If you can survive Gregory House,you can thrive in any environment short of the Apocalypse.

[@libsifywriter2471]

*including the apocalypse

[@Cardlimits]

you can't really like a person who misses a diagnosis the whole episode, that's around her specialty.

[@zeke947]

Dammnn.. House is intimidating 😂 A for intimidating, lol

[@ayushagrawal669]

Ya with an h in middle

[@ShippingZone]

Also the patient said thank you because it ensured that what she seeing wasn’t real and helped ground her back into reality

[@coolguy02536]

7:26 House goes supremely wide-eyed like he does in every episode after the inevitable epiphha-"you couldn't be more wrong."

[@mistermann3455]

that part where House is like “meet your doppelgänger” and it’s just this disgusting foot is absolutely 👌

[@thanglongnguyenvu3815]

Throwing a pup into a group that has experience rapid firing differential diagnosis while gettin' their heads bashed black and blue, brutal.

[@MikeMJPMUNCH]

9:23 I love when House says this he is saying it to both Chase and Kelly and basically killing two birds with one stone in making them both realize their own faults.

[@delanorrosey4730]

And subtly told them both they're the sibling they've always wanted, but never had - sibling attraction disorder. Chase and Kelly would fit as brother and sister more than they are as doctors individually.

[@partyguy101ify]

I'm not a doctor, but as someone who has been in and out of hospitals from birth to 16, I would have fired Dr. Benedict. She is too apologetic and unsure of everything. Doctors like that kill people who cannot afford their doctors being wrong a lot. They obviously don't mean to, but that ultimately happens.

[@Borderose]

She's new. So I'd probably be nicer. That said, she shouldn't have been hired in the first place. She is a doctor, yes, but clearly not on the same level as the ones on House's team. Much less House himself.

[@moxzy3213]

For the plot of the series it was filler from Houses normal bull fuckery

[@vodkacannon]

@@Borderose eh eh eh. No. No.

[@the9thGen]

Wouldn't second guessing everything rather keep oneself from killing anyone? Someone with let's just call it a House complex is clearly the deadlier one

[@anishannayya1]

You realize this is a TV show, right?

[@Oh_its_Mike]

Every writer for this show deserves the highest award in their profession.

[@regeleleu8814]

The counter-argument is **WOOF!**

[@randomayaya]

M-a-g-i-c

[@persephoneblack888]

I always wondered how all the girl doctors on this show wear high heels on day haha Sometimes stilettos 😂

[@2sdd]

i used to work in oncology hospital and no joke, EVERY SINGLE female doctor would wear high heels and in general be very well dressed.

[@the_username_is_taken]

@@2sdd poor women

[@sprachen7122]

Still out of touch tho, maybe oncologists get to do that, dermatologists are super fancy women too, even Cuddy can cause she doesn't really see patients but house's team? there's no way doctors who have to be running around, jumping and doing all kind of stuff would be able to wear heels, but the rest of the girls' closet is also ridiculous, a woman in Cuddy's position wouldn't wear clothes that skimpy (it's obvious that like the heels they are only there for the male viewers entertainment, and so is Cuddy anyways) and all of them most of the time (except for thirteen she only went through that a few times) were always wearing low cut shirts to show cleavage and stuff, which is also INCREDIBLY unrealistic in a work setting, the last thing you want in an environment were men are already biased against taking you seriously is to have them looking at your half exposed boobs

[@smittensugar3451]

House putting his hand in the “fire” for the patient is undoubtedly under appreciated, and it shows how good of a doctor (and a person) he really is

[@spore9428]

I'm not schizophrenic, so I really cannot even grasp the amount of relief and gratitude a schizophrenic must feel when they can/are shown their delusions aren't real.

[@iv4nGG]

Now imagine House was made up, a fictional character whos every word was scribbled down by a whole team of writers.

[@ridanoor3228]

LIARRRRRR

[@AhmedYanaal]

you mean... house isnt a real american doctor working at a fictional teaching hospital?

[@luf4rall]

Woof

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Bestial Now imagine a guy being so smartass and bratty to write that cringy comment

[@Kwijiboi]

Much like the new doctor, you couldnt be more wrong; You got it backwards. You got an entire team of doctors who's every word was scribbled down by writers. (Meant in jest!)

[@mrdragonage7446]

"Dr Shameron" double reference. house is a genius.

[@AnimeCritical]

Can you explain??

[@doctorposting]

huh

[@ajitkirpekar4251]

Sadly, this level of workplace hazing(abuse) is probably a lot more common than anyone cares to realize.

[@sprachen7122]

One of the biggest problems of this show is how much of House's sexual harassment is passed as normal, like how normalized his comments towards Cuddy are and I get it, Cuddy has always liked him so she stands him (even tho it's still unrealistic a woman in her position would take that kind of thing from an employee) and House reads people like a book so he knows how far she can take it, but they're not real people and irl not a single woman in a power position would take harassment from her employee (even if she had the hots for him like Cuddy does)

[@blackrecruitFlt]

@@sprachen7122 it's more of a game between the team and house. Why do u think he only does it to people he likes

[@sprachen7122]

@@blackrecruitFlt Because they can't do anything about it since they work for him? LOL and the imaginary with Cuddy is that since she's in love with him, she "likes" the comments

[@dragon22214]

@@sprachen7122 sjws like you need to go live in the forest somewhere so your never offended by anything

[@mking1982098]

@@sprachen7122 It is normal in the sense that it isn't terribly uncommon.

[@captainmarvelous7678]

Foremans face at 4:31 is a work of art

[@XxTheJimsterxX]

9:22 God I love the verbal brutality/honesty.

[@Mourtzouphlos240]

The real problem isn't that she was wrong, it's that she obsessed on how she was wrong. She kept on saying sorry and then she overcompensated by trying to "prove herself" or whatever and wound up missing the obvious. Objectively, she didn't do any worse than any other member of House's team. Amber figured it out once and she didn't make it. Taub was a longtime member and he came up with a solution like twice. Park and Adams were not even as qualified as Benedict. But none of them let their failures eat at them the way this Kelly person did.

[@sprachen7122]

She was nervous and not used to it, to have proven herself as worthy and not be completely humilliated over and over again, she would have to be at least twice as smart as the rest of the team, they're already biased against her cause she's pretty but she's also nervous and has never done this before, so of course she's gonna fail, she was destined for failure the minute she crossed that door

[@sprachen7122]

I really liked Park tho, it was refreshing to see they brought a woman to the show not to solely act as eye candy, even if it took them 7 seasons to do it

[@wobby1268]

@@sprachen7122 Cuddy, Cameron, Thirteen and even Masters were far from mere "eye candy;" they were all established early on as being exceptional doctors, and -- unlike Park -- were played by women who could actually *act.*

[@sprachen7122]

@@wobby1268 be so fucking fr, u only say park cant act cause shes ugly and think the others were good characters cause they are hot

[@lowkey7561]

House throwing some Freud into the mix is hilarious

[@Duckman1616]

Holy sexual harassment lawsuit batman.

[@ThePatrickis]

What makes you say that

[@sarasamaletdin4574]

The Patricks, House immediately and almost this entire video focusing in her looks and how the person who hired her did so only to sleep with her? You know right that’s illegal for a boss like House to do? It makes the person an object, nervous and makes her peers lose respect for her.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@sarasamaletdin4574 That's just a film and is not to be taken so close to heart Sara. He did it to 13 at first and she didn't care and he respected her cause unlike Kelly she was a pro. So that was just a fridnly banter in his POV. In this case, House saw that Kelly was unfit and hence all the jokes. Yes, I know KAREN it's still inappropriate, but it's a series shot 10 years ago, let it go. Also, all his jokes were targeted at Chase actually, he couldn't care less about this woman. He proved many times that sexual jokes did not prevent him from taking women seriously.

[@sprachen7122]

Well this show is very unrealistic lol

[@sprachen7122]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Nah dude, coping with sexual harassment is not being a "pro" is called caring about your job, the women in house are a male fantasy, they don't exist, no one would behave like that irl, Cuddy wouldn't take sexual harassment from an employee and wouldn't wear such skimpy clothes, Cameron wouldn't have fallen for a guy like House and none of them would have dressed like that, high heels and heavy make up (cameron also wore low cuts frequently) or put up with House's bullshit and no that's not being a pro, it's called knowing your worth and the stuff you don't have to put up with, also there would be a lot more girls there considering the male to female doctor ratio is basically 1:1, so it even becomes more obvious that the writers clearly didn't want women on the show which is why they are written so poorly and as a male fantasy, oh an before you call me a KaReN I'm actually a fan of the show, I find it good enough to put up with the sexist remarks, but that doesn't take away from the fact that most of the female characters (exceptions being thirteen, amber and park) make it very VERY hard to watch sometimes

[@Shwini07]

"Dating at a near Clooney pace recently" gets me everytime

[@aliyakauser8657]

Lupus. ??

[@swim4life537]

Aliya Kauser it’s never lupus

[@Mord12gp]

was it never lupus? Not even once as a joke?!

[@mabinuqi03]

Onijhia Jones there was one lupus

[@mabinuqi03]

Season 4 episode 8 its finally lupus

[@salehjamaleddine7468]

ITS NEVER LUPUS

[@inukag9]

Rewatching this while in med school, and now I have anxiety and heightened imposter syndrome

[@ystudbeast3]

Relatable

[@aCegr018]

Relax its a show, real doctors will respect you grind not how much you know, you learn the important stuff i.the hospital anway on first days the most common phrase is: forget med everything you learnes in med school this.is the real world'' so as long as you are dedicated to the profession relax you will be fine

[@rudyr.7111]

@@aCegr018 lol I know 2 nurses that was thrown at with scalpels by the doctor during surgery. Where is that respect during those times?

[@alienx597]

@@rudyr.7111 yep surgery ain’t a place you expect to make mistake. You will be abused for not being competent

[@trinininja8386]

I feel a little bad for her. But if their are people who got better grades and they didn't get the job then it is unfair.

[@drmayeda1930]

House picks the residents he works with. I don't know what criteria he uses. Did viewers ever learn what thirteen's name was?

[@benedictbadminton4993]

@@drmayeda1930 remy hadley

[@factenter6787]

True but there is way more to it than just marks. Compassion, empathy, common sense, teachability, stamina, quick thinking, a strong stomach and other qualities are essential to be successful as a doctor.

[@hellatze]

This is medical science. No mistakes or you lose a live.

[@wobby1268]

@@drmayeda1930 They're not residents. They're all fully-qualified, board-certified specialists who could be attendings if they wanted to be, but have chosen instead to do more specialized training as diagnostic fellows under House.

[@gutz1981]

Reupload. The audio is still out of sync by a frame or two.

[@readytokill123]

Just go watch the show and it'll be perfectly synced

[@isa2758]

Scott Atkins stfu

[@taylorpainter127]

I didn’t notice till I read that

[@lorenexus4917]

He probably did it for copyright reasons. Sometimes you have to alter clips for they won't be taken down.

[@rcb3921]

I really don't think that audio sync would have any consequence to a copyright challenge. If anything, it is unpleasent and causes damage to the brand -- that would actually stengthen the claim.

[@dinospumoni5611]

"The only hole he's trying to fill is his soul" goddamn

[@shredder767]

As a psychiatrist, this is exactly how I would fare in a medical team. That said,their depiction of schizophrenia here was awful. Schizophrenia is way more than just hallucinations and paranoia

[@jimmyreece5781]

You're not a psychiatrist.

[@shredder767]

@@jimmyreece5781 You're confidently incorrect

[@2678918]

That part of the feet's image was so predictable, yet extremely hilarious

[@nietzscheslover]

House is streaming on Amazon prime now. Thanks Amazon!

[@TXP9]

Dude, I had no idea, that’s awesome news.

[@MzCastorama]

Well that's it, I just watched all the clips of this channel...meanwhile my perfectly fine collection of the 8 seasons in DVD keep getting dusty in my living room. Guess i'm a morron.

[@MsZsc]

Yes

[@ammymartinez4880]

I love House’s faces of realization in EVERY EPISODE

[@SlayzorHunter]

Foreman: this isn't about Chase's mom Chase: you're wrong Chase's mom: WTF Robert

[@Ziggyziggy1]

I'm on a house md spiral, Should never have clicked first time, Now I'm hooked!

[@MrAschiff]

The newbie looks like a young Linda McCartney circa 1969

[@ttluvsuu]

house has a vicous and aggressive way of proving he's right 😭 i love it

[@maxcaysey2844]

Even though I like this program, I find House's "bullying" or "tough love" - call it what you will - to be infuriating!

[@ScottKorin]

"the previous clip didn't fit our guidelines"... IT'S YOUR SHOW! How does your show not fit your guidelines?

[@olddog2706]

Guidelines change all the time. And with the feminist movement these day, better be safe than sorry

[@atklm1]

You know that some pimple-faced intern given a task to run some network show KZbin channel doesn't own the show? Production company owns scripted shows and have complicated contracts about it's use with the network and other parties, which may also include financial liabilities.

[@youhaveagodcomplex5590]

@@olddog2706 bruh the feminist movement began in like 1900

[@joaosoares-rr5mj]

2020

[@dee-wc2hd]

Other than Chase, I think they were enjoying the heat that the newbie receiving from House.

[@arctris9380]

0:19 She reached for a handshake but reached for the one holding the cane. lmao

[@tatsuo71]

Arctris You think that’s bad, there’s a video out there where a guy stuck out his hand to Stevie Wonder to shake hands and for about 2-3 seconds having his hand there then realizing he’s blind

[@blanco7726]

Whats the standard procedure for people with canes actually? Cuz for people with a cast obviously you’re gonna do it with your left, but a cane?

[@nejahrix4886]

She played it off as smooth as she could in that situation tho lmao

[@mayfriend2959]

The way Taub says 'mama' is so weird, I love it so much

[@0roseable]

I presumed he was saying "mum", since Chase is Australian and that is what we would say rather than "mom"

[@oz_jones]

@@0roseable this

[@shirin9452]

I love house’s diagnoses but the way he talks to women is often repugnant

[@Tap-a-roo]

House looks at her when she introduces herself, and says to himself "I'm going to destroy you in five minutes"

[@490Believer]

Interesting how the protagonist in this show matches the protagonist in Sherlock Holmes. Geniuses, boredom kills them, hence the use of drugs, they live for problem-solving in their respective areas.The higher the IQ sometimes the more intense the physical pain.

[@markkreitler519]

Not coincidence. House = Holmes. Wilson = Watson. Address is 221B (for House) and 221B Baker Street. House is one of the best renditions of the Sherlock Holmes character in literary history. :)

[@richardmccabe2392]

Insufferable genius trope

[@wd3185]

House was based on Sherlock Holmes, at least so I've been told. Even the fact that he's addicted to Vicodin is based on Holmes' being a habitual user of drugs, especially morphine and cocaine.

[@ConnorNotyerbidness]

It is a fact that House is a loose adaptation of Holmes When they were looking for casting the show was billed as Sherlock holmes if he was a doctor and the showrunner wanted an american and was frustrated by only british dudes auditioning as he wanted a true blooded american for the role When he saw hugh lauries audition- unshaved, half asleep and unkempt in a bathroom- he said “see! Thats what i want, a real american for doctor house” ….not knowing that hugh laurie is as british as british gets

[@arcadion448]

Missing is the ending, House is OK with keeping Dr. Benedict as House only cares if someone can help him get the right answers. But Chase proved House correct, by implying House fired her once she said she doesn't date co-workers but since House is going to fire her, how about we go on a date.

[@GAMERtheGHOST_]

5:07 “Right Dr. Kelly!” “Kelly is her first name.” “What’s your point Dr. Robert?” Hilarious quick wit from house.

[@annabelleeastfly7074]

5:35 I'm sorry I just can't help but die laughing every time I hear Taub say that. 😂

[@frxdispatchgaming1043]

_No - I'm wearing my own clothes..._

[@thatgrumpychick4928]

Wednesday is when i get my shark tank cleaned

[@jacquelynklepinger2763]

I love how confused she is and everyone is just like “fuck” 😂

[@Castle24]

Hocus Pocus. Had such a crush on her when I saw that as a kid. She's still gorgeous.

[@williamtennille3144]

Omfg! I didn't even recognize her at first

[@beautyblueblossom]

She the little girl or the teenage girl?

[@ayooshhayoosh]

I knew her face looked so familiar 😱

[@SweenyTodd98]

@@beautyblueblossom the teenager, Allison.

[@ziyaadahmed1417]

I hate Foremans face when he's being smug, he needs an enormous kick to the head

[@LarryDickman1]

Hmmm could be why the actor got the part.

[@dusksunsetio6042]

If he makes you feel like that, the actor did a great job.

[@hisham1720]

that means the actor is great

[@yamidachannel]

this vexes me

[@FIRING_BLIND]

If Kelly didn't press charges for sexual harassment after House greeted her like that, I'd honestly be shocked

[@michaelcrennan7856]

It's so savage how Dr. House just walks into operations and procedures without scrubbing in and stuff LOL savage I dig it

[@fuzzyc-h-i-c-k-e-n]

It’s not savage, sanitation is extremely important in a hospital.

[@tok33n14]

@@fuzzyc-h-i-c-k-e-n as long as he's not the one performing the surgery, in most cases it wouldn't be deadly. And since house probably already knows this, I'm sure he chooses when to do that

[@nardinit]

@@fuzzyc-h-i-c-k-e-n Exactly, so it is pretty savage behaviour.

[@omegastar19]

@@tok33n14 its still risky, he is bringing germs with him and leaving them behind in the operating room. Sure, the chance it has consequences is low, but obviously, if the risk can be reduced even further by not allowing people to barge in without scrubbing, then that should be the rule.

[@serban031]

@@omegastar19 What consequence for a procedure that hadn't started yet? Seeing as almost everyone was out of the room, and no one was protesting, the procedure hadn't even started. Yeah, there's times where he barges into ongoing procedures but he usually takes /some/ precautions. That being said, this was not an ongoing procedure yet

[@izzacizzy]

You guys totally missed the point here. Yes, psychosis can be present in Bipolar Disorder,however in order to be diagnosed with bipolar type I or II, depressed and manic episodes should be evidently present. This is basics. The fact that she couldn't even convey whether the patient has these episodes, it already rules out Bipolar Disorder altogether. Now what's left could be schizophrenia or schizoaffective disorder, and that's what House was trying to prove a point that she's incapable of providing better insight nor making correct diagnosis.

[@ConnorNotyerbidness]

All this after having just leaving a psychiatric practice. Youd think shed of known these things if she was qualified enough to work for House

[@EerybodyIsAnnoying]

"Is that..?? ThAt'S bAbY ChAsE aNd HiS mOm!" The way he says it AHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣

[@827Drew]

'It's just you and old Doc House. A couple of pals, chitting the chat.' For some reason that line always makes me laugh. Probably because he's trying to be as intimidating as possible, lol.

[@plk5520]

Can't watch it. For some reason the out of synch audio gives me double vision. It might be a symptom of Lupus.

[@Lomal003]

It's never Lupus

[@panicghost4756]

It's never lupus

[@purplecbean]

3:20 Technically, the newbie was in the right when saying the violent boyfriend switch from beating to poisoning was unlikely, in fact the whole violent ex story was fake.

[@92brunod]

Just because it was fake doesn't mean she was right and that she didn't ignore the data currently available of him supposedly poisoning the dog.

[@biggaloc5315]

House showed chase the example of "Freudian Slip" lol that was epic

[@nobleondynamite5157]

*Oedipus complex. A Freudian slip is when you give something away accidentally in a conversation which points towards a much larger issue.

[@quepasacalabasa]

I would've been so uncomfortable if I was her. House was very... unprofessional when they met. Imagine seeing that in real life? awkward...

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Yep, exactly

[@alexameadow5447]

Well it is a show

[@ceige9907]

House? Unprofessional? Are we watching the same show?

[@jamie8046]

uuh. Do you watch the show? lmao gotta say this does not sound sarcastic

[@ceige9907]

@@jamie8046 sorry for the lack of transparency /s

[@brittanymartin6122]

It's Vinessa Shaw! She played Allison from Hocus Pocus!

[@karanshah8106]

"Its just you and old Doc House, CHITTIN' THE CHAT" hahahahahaha

[@connorbarnes234]

5:31 was that actually the actor who played Dr. Chase when he was young?

[@wobby1268]

Yup, it sure was. :) IIRC, he wasn't much older than that when he started acting on "Neighbours."

[@iprobablyforgotsomething]

One of the rare instances when House doesn't tell the secret himself to prove he guessed right, but leaves it to the patient to admit.

[@FranciumBoron]

First words are "man, you're hot." N O I C E

[@chickencurry7642]

Imagine a girl starting her first day at work and her boss says she's hot in front of all of her colleagues

[@sprachen7122]

That's why this show is so unrealistic, any girl would have quit

[@dragon22214]

@@sprachen7122 some girls like it

[@HKBronc]

Lawsuit right there.

[@momogi618]

3:03 i never see taub that dissapointed xD