My favourite moments from House (Season 1)

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[@BazookaGamingGirl]

Here are the episode timestamps since it's not clear in the video: 0:00 Episode 1 "Pilot" 0:35 Episode 2 "Paternity" 1:48 Episode 3 "Occam's Razor" 3:52 Episode 4 "Maternity" 4:23 Episode 5 "Damned if You Do" 5:35 Episode 6 "The Socratic Method" 7:17 Episode 7 "Fidelity" 9:33 Episode 8 "Poison" 11:14 Episode 9 "DNR" 12:02 Episode 10 "Histories" 13:27 Episode 11 "Detox" 14:17 Episode 12 "Sports Medicine" 15:09 Episode 13 "Cursed" 15:54 Episode 14 "Control" 17:26 Episode 15 "Mob Rules" 17:59 Episode 16 "Heavy" 18:48 Episode 17 "Role Model" 20:26 Episode 18 "Babies & Bathwater" 21:07 Episode 19 "Kids" 22:51 Episode 20 "Love Hurts" 25:26 Episode 21 "Three Stories" 26:15 Episode 22 "Honeymoon"

[@dwhitman3092]

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[@fabricconditioner1965]

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[@RunningAWOL411]

House doing an American interpretation of a British accent while being British and doing an American accent. Absolutely brilliant.

[@callummclaughlin5532]

What’s the time stamp? I’m stoned and can’t maintain attention

[@kizmaboi9430]

@@callummclaughlin5532 6:51

[@msmltvcktl]

No, that's actually a Brit having a go at the posh London accent; it's the same voice he did in Blackadder

[@TwoGoodGames]

​@@callummclaughlin5532 ok house

[@frostcore2214]

Reminds me of when David tennant as the 10th doctor, who used an English accent in the show, had to fake a Scottish accent… despite the fact he already was Scottish irl.

[@Catstronautgirl]

"I've been a doctor for 20 years, you're not going to surprise me." "It's an MP3 player" *Raw, intense judgement*

[@nimcore9495]

"Do her or ur gay" is the realest line ever spoken

[@kayo3091]

Which time stamp?

[@Thiefik121]

@@kayo3091 23:33

[@kayo3091]

@@Thiefik121 thanks

[@g.andyparks.1989]

Beat me to it ! That comeback made beer fly out my nose ! The shows writers were on another level.

[@Tesla_Death_Ray]

Cuddy coming in with the most brutal own imaginable: "I'm going home" "To what?"

[@chrisjackson1889]

“Nice”😂

[@catbeara]

Also, "if you want me to, I could run home-" "No you couldn't."

[@J_Jiggs]

@@catbearaHe can bunny hop home is what.

[@PoipoleBoi]

Man, house is so good at impressions. You'd almost think the actor is British or something.

[@ElCeltaAutentico]

It might seem crazy what i'm 'bout to say

[@annamarolla8929]

He is British.

[@PoipoleBoi]

@@annamarolla8929 that's the joke

[@abehambino]

Yeah, ALMOST!

[@MrSatan-xy9es]

"Is it because of the size or shape?.... or the pounding bassline?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@diosrightcalfmuscle4090]

3:47 "and the RIAA wants her to check for illegal downloads" I love that line. House's little smile just makes it.

[@Theautography]

That "nice" every time cuddy takes a short is hilarious😂

[@nicholasbradshaw]

Honestly, I wouldn't even be mad either. Having that dynamic with your boss is something so sacred and beautiful that I would have no choice but to enjoy it.

[@spideymcgee4718]

"You're talking about your penis in the third person" "Me and him, two people" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@orionofrealms5997]

That first scene was actually the scene he did for his audition

[@hj8970]

13:30 anybody got drugs? raises hand

[@chrisjackson1889]

Wonder if he actually thought that would work?

[@FlipflopB]

I was about to comment this too 😂

[@lemonlemonlemonlemonlemonlemo]

house may be house but he’s also sometimes a goofy dad. and anyone with a goofy dad knows that the correct answer to “candy CANES? are you MOCKING me?” is yes.

[@thankyoubye1528]

i wasnt paying much attention when i watched this scene/ep. . . no wonder he looked pissed w the candy canes 😭

[@SarcasmOwO]

B is a bear of a letter

[@theofficialtastynacho0898]

bear boar bat bull bee? bug?

[@timmytime0925]

Badger Baby badger

[@tudytudy3316]

​@@theofficialtastynacho0898 boris?

[@hughwotmeight2453]

I was like... Bee... Bumblebee... Barnacles?

[@user-kj9tk8rj5s]

“I need to go pee pee” 💀 what????

[@mr.giggles9737]

You never heard that saying before 🤔

[@null-0]

​@@mr.giggles9737 me and you the same

[@babyvia6712]

“😫” “STOP.” “😯”

[@omarzaitoun8264]

14:13 "YAAAA THIINK!!???"

[@maticusmaximus4666]

this made me giggle and clap my hands

[@weencut]

hell yeah

[@nicholasbradshaw]

Trying to visualize this. Is this like an "oh snap" wheezing thing or is this tweaking? Either way, I'm with you pal.

[@weencut]

@@nicholasbradshawi think bro is a toddler

[@syu9572]

@@nicholasbradshaw its called stimming. its an autism thing

[@broom22]

​@@syu9572🤓☝️

[@thedarkmage1004]

6:50 A British Hugh Laurie playing an American Dr. House playing a British man whilst not sounding genuinely British is an acting feat worthy of the utmost praise.

[@Tlaloc1]

Its so weird going back to season 1 and seeing Foreman with hair

[@weencut]

RIGHT

[@13vex]

22:14 love how she matches Houses sarcasm so well

[@lennyrumschlag2300]

I love his "oh noo" at 4:14

[@ilovetooverthink]

Man, I love Wilson so much 🥹

[@moonywormtailpadfootandprongs]

Me dying at these clips as if I haven’t spent the last week watching season 1. 😂

[@chrisjackson1889]

13:32 Can’t believe this actually worked 😂

[@commandstring]

19:40 I love House's and Wilson's friendship

[@TMoney24788]

"Relax, Ricky's gonna be just finkf"

[@XxXNinjaFanXxX]

Dr mandingo, you're needed at the plantation house is fucking wild

[@henrynegro8397]

“He had warm hands” “Not anymore” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rafaelgarcia6997]

I need to rewatch house this had me dying😭

[@Tea_Enjoyer27]

do it

[@e-meme-io7047]

5:27 is by far my favorite part

[@weencut]

ikr its so underrated

[@A_sir_that_likes_rock]

0:00 Damn, this are the same lines they used to hire house

[@alexlambert502]

22:47 kills me every time

[@weencut]

yeah i love that one

[@Alyssa_a_human]

“Do her…of you’re gay” 23:32

[@fry997]

4:33 That face perfectly describes House's view on humanity

[@wlfshadow4255]

Love how house remembers details about Wilson’s exes

[@Tony73727]

I REALLY just want to go back in time so I could take a nap next to the window of their coffee machine.

[@chrisjackson1889]

7:50 Me when I hit puberty 😂

[@alohakat1148]

13:00 I love this line

[@saltbjorn]

11:45 holy shit that’s Amanda Larusso, I know that smile anywhere

[@theaikidoka]

The one right at the end of the segment, with her eyes closed? Yes, very recognisable. A very pretty lady indeed.

[@howdoeatjerry3975]

13:05 House: "Girl scout cookies already?" Wilson: "Get me some Thin Mints" hilarious

[@fruity1343]

13:32 at least he’s honest 💀

[@Lord_Zed]

It's so weird going back to season 1 and seeing Chase without a moustache.

[@spideymcgee4718]

The "STOP" by the mafia guy to get the kid to listen was hilarious! Would be considered child abuse nowadays 😂😂😂

[@negi6071]

gosh i love house

[@SuperTurtle0]

homosexual

[@huddahhuddah3315]

"Do her.... or you're gay." Just lost it at that line.

[@chrisjackson1889]

9:40 Dr House Loyalty Test

[@maxsredditreadingclub8353]

RIP To All The Dead 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

[@byeyadi]

Love this Video! 😄

[@Mack10011]

Fun fact! Your channel is actually what got me into watching house. It was worth checking out- my new favorite show

[@weencut]

i also got into house from watching clips on youtube so im glad i could do the same for u. house is definitely my favourite show

[@Omar-dc9gk]

Does anyone know the name of the jazz music playing at 11:14 in House’s headphones?

[@tomasjimenez185]

Season 1 Dr. House needs to be studied

[@willowjean9729]

" say the first thing that comes into your head " " she's fat "

[@ShammusWammus]

you gotta upload more of these holy shit

[@xseba3117]

Good video keep doing it!

[@weencut]

almost done with the season two video

[@turtle6483]

fun fact the first clip was actually the dialogue used for the audition, there is actually a video up of hugh laurie doing the audition

[@spideymcgee4718]

Who else wants a House reunion show? I doubt people can handle these types of jokes anymore though.

[@motodog242]

Funny, I see more people saying these comments than actually being offended by the jokes. So I assume you’re offended by these jokes?

[@spideymcgee4718]

@@motodog242 not at all

[@spideymcgee4718]

@@motodog242 not at all

[@royamram6163]

Why to ruin good memories?

[@TrueTrickster2016]

​@@royamram6163 What do you mean?

[@CARTER1025able]

Baby Elephant is actually a good answer, B is Bear of a letter😂

[@Cryptamen]

1:11 Tell me why I said Baboon and BOVINE and Boar before Bear.

[@junkratmain7251]

I love doctor houmse 🥵

[@billygreen9915]

Out of context shorts is a better name

[@TheVillager22]

13:27 - 13:32 😂

[@BluberryBoi]

My favorite pass time is trying to guess which episode each clip is from :3

[@jgickleberry]

yep

[@tllgestalt1942]

Wilson's smile 12:08 😁

[@user-yr7st7zb4c]

6:50 Hugh’s real voice (I think)

[@pedrolucass.8969]

Holy shit they were so young

[@yerereere]

favorite

[@weencut]

i'm australian. we spell it with a u

[@ebenezer-scrooge]

american learns about dialects 😱

[@empty-0377]

23:42

[@lennyrumschlag2300]

What music is at 17:21

[@weencut]

Hava Nagila

[@lennyrumschlag2300]

Thank you

[@Its_Coffeeartist]

i heard that before

[@weencut]

@@Its_Coffeeartist they play it at jewish ceremonies like bat mitsvah

[@marcuswellington5866]

Go check out the hood dog😂

[@no-oneman.4140]

But the pig, oh no.

[@rileybo123]

The surgeon house sneezes on isn’t Wilson right?

[@weencut]

no its doctor hourani

[@ravenID429]

@@weencutLOL is it really that’s awesome

[@Soul_Alpha]

​@@weencutdoctor Hourani😭😭

[@rileybo123]

@@weencut thank you so much it was bugging me not knowing!

[@icantthinkofagoodusername123]

this vexes me

[@maxsredditreadingclub8353]

Aphrodite forbid tor being ignored and bye xxxx

[@pieapple2261]

Candycane?

[@cadentaylor5385]

14:45 can anyone explain this joke to me, I can’t find an explanation anywhere. It’s probably simple but sometimes simple jokes fly over my head.

[@log3.141]

He's calling Chase a brown-noser. Which is a term to describe someone who sucks up to their boss. Basically saying that Chase is kissing House's ass.

[@shadowswirl637]

2:43 Tell that to AVA's

[@meanral]

why not baby bear

[@yasashii89]

Why does Cuddy insist house do clinic duty so much? Isn't it wasteful? It'd be better to let house do his thing and for a lesser talented doctor to do clinic duty

[@malachis7833]

5:20

[@evankraabel5415]

You really should have tagged these somehow. Timestamps in notes, chapters in the video, episode name on screen, any of those would be helpful in differentiating episodes. Its hard to even tell where one episode becomes the next.

[@BazookaGamingGirl]

I gotchu, I'ma make a comment with timestamps

[@Urine_]

Never watched House but this convinced me to☠️

[@agrimreaper2864]

17:09

[@hiratananami8822]

12:50