How a crunchy mom keeps deer away from her garden…

Anyone have a good recommendation for naturally getting rid of voles? They have eaten all my strawberry plants.
#crunchymom #deer #deerdeterent #summer #gardening

[@dawnmichelle4403]

He can't leave her alone for a moment, but a second later he's joined in her escapades! 😄🥰

[@nibblitman]

I think it’s more like some kind of stockholm syndrome type acceptance and just rolling with it

[@theconfusedvampire]

​@@nibblitman I don't know, I'm starting to think being her wife myself would be fun. It'd never be boring around her. 😂

[@YAWSSSSSS]

"Through sickness and through Health"

[@CelluliteYogaPants]

😂 But it’s absolutely true that Human pee will deter animals … I made my husband pee on the fence because rabbits were climbing under it into the garden … LOL ! 😂

[@lizardlunch]

Sometimes it’s way WAY more fun not to question it and just do it.

[@RunawayMilkyway]

My mom isn't crunchy for the most part, except when it comes to things like this. I'd show her this video but I'm scared she would take it as advice

[@DEFW21]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@weliveinasociety4629]

My boss is not crunchy at all, but she was so desperate to get the rabbits and deer to stop eating her garden she had her husband pee around it 😂

[@agereartist3763]

​@@weliveinasociety4629I'm the same way these dammed squirrels will not steal another carrot if I have a say in it

[@Xcuseme-]

😂😂😂

[@SuperAndrea256]

This actually works (the hair at least). I think the hair has to have more oils though so those end clippings wouldn't work. The most effective thing we've found to keep deer off our fruit trees is the hair from our brushes in small cloth bags hanging in the trees.

[@MandyReynvaan]

“Walk it up that way.” 💀 😂

[@whims6278]

😂😂😂 shes too funny

[@imintheraindripdripdrop]

I like how he walks back. Good touch of realism

[@richardrybicki749]

Cheep and natural. Also collect mix with water can be gray fertilizers

[@flowersinherhair]

💀

[@veronicasmyth3830]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@o0venusinfurs0o]

My grandfather unleashed wolf spiders in their house to combat other insects. He was just country folk, unintentionally crunchy. I can see him approving this 😂

[@marmeemarch7080]

*wolf* spiders 😳

[@AmandaLovesOldFords]

Aren't wolf spiders huge???

[@d.i.y.carley]

I have questions but am scared to ask after reading this😂😂😂

[@am_Nein]

He what 😭😭

[@am_Nein]

​@@Alcocaleismgrandpa obviously wanted them to chase something else up, as well.. 🦃

[@Tomboy014]

Seriously, just plant some marigolds and strong smelling herbs in there to deter the deer. Companion planting is a great thing anyways

[@pcbassoon3892]

Marigolds smell so nasty, even deer won't go near them.

[@goodbher9244]

The most common organic pesticide in use for organic produce is extracted from marigolds and it's really bad for groundwater and terrible for the environment. Just a not so fun fact about organic factory gardening.

[@krazytoe]

Honestly just peeing around works.

[@krazytoe]

​@@goodbher9244thank you. This is info that definitely needs to be spread.

[@Rio26202]

@@goodbher9244 organic pesticides do more damage to you and the earth.

[@doodlezjay]

I've gotta say though, my parents are divorced but the funniest thing is seeing my dad walk in the house for the weekly dinner with a container of hair clippings. So yes, my mom does the same and since she cuts our hair, that also goes to the garden.

[@mspaint93]

Thats genuinely so nice to hear they dont just get along enough to have dinner together but also for him to do that for her garden 😢 I wish more divorced families were that healthy, makes me happy to hear ❤

[@whims6278]

How do you both get more adorable every video? Ill have to let my aunt and uncle that their irish springs bar in the garden is UNNECESSARILY SILKY

[@ReallyVeryCrunchy]

😂😂😂

[@smartaleckduck4135]

To be fair Irish spring isn’t good for anything else imo. Some of the worst soap I’ve ever used.

[@Waffles2009]

​@smartaleckduck4135, apparently, you can stick it in the microwave, and it would puff up. Thus, of course, this information is coming from a science book I used to have, I remember that very clearly. However, be weary, I've never done it myself.

[@irismontano4712]

@@smartaleckduck4135i remember one time as a kid I was helping my mom shop at sam’s club and she had me grab some soap. I came back to the cart w Irish Spring and she shoved the ingredient list in my face like “NO NO NO! This is a one way ticket to cancer town!” Lol

[@tomrichter5460]

@@Waffles2009 *wary. - just an FYI; I see this a lot.

[@im_bored_hi_]

The sheer commitment to cut your hair for I video. I salute you. o7

[@willburket1679]

She came up with the idea for the video after deciding to cut her hair for the garden I bet.

[@cchastant8251]

And looks like she's "dusting" the ends of her hair. Lose the split ends AND the deer...

[@BeeTeePee]

​@trishbreanni thought they were "shears"

[@heyits_kat]

@@BeeTeePeethey are, but they’re pronounced the same so they’re giving a double entendre

[@BeeTeePee]

@@heyits_kat I get it. 🤦‍♀️ lol

[@buzzybee186]

Reminds me of when my husband brushes the cat and puts it in a pile for me. Cat fur goes into the cherry tree for the birds to nest with.naturally eggshells get dried to boost calcium thru the spring and summer for the birds during breeding. Such is love!

[@annme_87]

Careful with the cat hair. If you ever apply topical meds like flea or tick prevention it can hurt the birds.

[@jose-pie3055]

Pee is actually a good way to keep away the deer. My mom would tell my brothers if they had to go, go around the whole perimeter of the garden and ot worked

[@jessmabe7376]

Pee is a good fertilizer for tomatoes so it can do two things at once.

[@HoaTruong-km9rk]

Well yeah, we basically marking our territory like how animal usually do

[@The_Dr_Anarchy]

It’s not true human pee can bring deer in especially during the rut I pee from my deer stand and almost always with in an hour or 2 here comes a buck

[@azzazelynn988]

Apparently cirrus trees also grow better if you pee on them

[@pebble2054]

Dog hair also works well! My grandmother uses the leftover hair after she brushes her dogs for her garden

[@unoriginalusernameb]

Also great to watch the birds come take it for their nests if you leave the hair in an open flat area.

[@thegracklepeck]

Good to know that me tossing my pet's fluff into the garden is a good thing. 😅

[@michaelplunkett8059]

Good nitrogen source

[@alycran]

My aussie sheds a lot and I can’t wait to have a garden so I can do that!

[@bcaye]

Cat fur works too.

[@maryzimmerman2699]

Lol! I tell my husband when he's doing yard work to pee by the chicken coop to keep the fox out!lol

[@SENSEF]

As a gardener this was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣 And accurate 👌

[@arianamansouri9275]

I appreciate your commitment to your skits!! Cutting your hair! 🙌🏽

[@tiffany02020]

My nephews take a shortcut through our property (they live next door) and they we legit ask them to feel free to pee in the woods as it helps keep the coyotes away 😂 my dog needs all the help she can get

[@Bekdog95]

This is how we've always done it lol. My husband takes the dogs and our boys for a walk through the orchard and we're golden

[@corndogattheendofthepool]

golden... showered I'm sorry, I'll show myself out

[@AmandaLovesOldFords]

​​@@corndogattheendofthepool #45 has entered the chat

[@hercules1476]

My (waldorf education) teacher once cut very small pieces of our hair and spread them on the jarden, and sang us a song about how the birds would make beautiful nests with our locks. For a second I thought that's what you were doing 😅

[@taylorsmith4128]

That’s adorable

[@RoseWater20]

That’s her next homeschooling video

[@spookshowbabyy8506]

Ahh, Waldorf education. I miss it 😂

[@1queenmum]

🤣😁😂 Oh, my❣️ These just get better and better 🤣😂😁 ... and Jason's faces! A priceless match to his beautiful wife's antics. 😍 TOTALLY love you guys 🤗💞

[@JR_N_CO]

All of these are a norm for more people than you might think. I totally feel that comment about the Irish spring.

[@lillyess385]

We know. We have enough disgust and judgment for all them.

[@kpacitto]

Omg this was hilarious! You guys never run out of ideas!

[@gamesdisk]

Crunchy dad is the best partner anyone could ask for

[@xx_ac1dr3j3ctzz_xx7]

the way he just goes “….okay?” and joins in 😭 it’s a strange type of love, but it’s a strong one for sure !

[@brittanyswenson7815]

My grandparents would go to the local hair salon or barber shop and ask for the cut up hair. I remember walking along the fence line and putting someone else’s hair on their bushes and garden.

[@hybridkoala]

This is really smart!!

[@s.mariehardesty6398]

I worked at a salon for 4 (or 5?) Years. I lived with my aunts for a year in my early 20's. My biological aunt was huge on gardening, my other aunt just followed along because she loved her wife lol. My bio aunt pulled me aside before work and frantically asked me to grab the garbage on my way out from work and my married in aunt stood by the microwave rolling her eyes 😂. She's endured my aunt's frantic antics for like 25 years 😅.

[@BeeTeePee]

My grandfather would have loved to have known this

[@iwatchkittenvids45]

Look like they buried a body 😅

[@bettybert9819]

These snipits are so adorable. I laugh every time.

[@randomdoodlesstudios9215]

“You know what I told you about peeing!”XDDDD

[@DEFW21]

This is the funniest one yet 😂

[@SodaPS102]

And hair makes for good fertilizer once it decomposes in the soil!

[@chadillacinc]

Of course both of them make me laugh but his face sometimes just gets me. The look he has while backing up kills me.

[@789lollypop1]

Y’all are so cute! My husband and I had a problem with our neighbors cat being territorial in our yard one pee was definitely part of the solution!

[@doms.6701]

Lilies and tulips work great too. They won't just keep the cat away but make disappear 😂😂😂 had a few strays, not anymore

[@briannalee2347]

This is so funny! She actually kinda gives me Anne of Green Gables vibes and I’m living for it 😂

[@soup3620]

I had no idea crunchy was a way to describe this personality, but it matches my grandmother's perfectly lmao

[@melissa42024]

You guys are adorable🤗

[@flippingfurnitureflipper7205]

I absolutely love your videos 😂😂😂😂😂. Keeping the good fight going

[@jessicamcwilliams3346]

Yall have a dog right? you can brush it and any shed fur would work really well to keep animals away.

[@GSPAEpro]

This just reminds me of my father doing that around our chicken coop to ward off coyotes… what a strange day

[@DergonFrostGaming]

My gut instinct is to say "Oh Deer!" When i see one while driving to Ward off other deers from hitting my car. Been driving since 2007, only hit one deer. Seems to work 😊.

[@BeeTeePee]

I do the exact same! Ive only had one run out in front of me since I've had my license for 22 years.

[@suedove2416]

I appreciate the commitment of you actually cutting your hair 😂

[@BigRedShadevil]

When my eldest son was in either kindergarten or the first grade I received a call from the teacher. The class was outside playing and my son walked away from his classmates and, facing a fence, pulled out his penis and started peeing. I apologized and told the teacher I would have a talk with him. She laughed and said this was the first time she’s had a kid do that outside. I talked with my son and let him know that was inappropriate and to only use the actual restroom if he needs to relieve himself. A day or so later I’m telling my parents about what happened. My dad said it’s probably his (my dad) fault because when him and Wolfie are in the backyard that if either of them need to ‘go’ they do it outside against the privacy fence. I was shocked! Dad said most guys will go ahead and pee outside instead of using the bathroom inside. Come to think of it, deer never came around my parent’s house…☁️🤔 When my youngest was in kindergarten I got a call letting me know that he takes all his clothes off when he poops. He’s 23 going on 24 and he still takes his clothes off to crap

[@jujubee1234]

I love the quality of your videos 😍

[@MrsMrMoney]

I cleaned out my hair brush to keep the deer off my sunflower patch. It worked!!

[@lucianat9494]

Your videos are such high quality!!

[@cheyennescottage]

Pee is such a good idea!! My husband would rather pee outside than in the bathroom, might as well put it to good use!😂

[@lgregory3131]

The commitment to the crunch! ❤

[@marygray7422]

Pee is also a good source of nitrogen and phosphorus for the garden too. You're welcome

[@widebroadcast6812]

But it could be chock full of pesticides and the metal and rust from the juice could leak into the ground.

[@annewhittemore3771]

This is my favorite short of yours yet. 😂

[@TreiaSaint]

I’m a bit scrunchy and I had no idea about this until my hubs told me 😂 he’s not crunchy at all😅. It also repels cats from pooping in your garden 😅. And we use beer against slugs.

[@jennycakess2840]

You both have great comedic timing!! I enjoy the hell out of these shorts!!

[@H2nry46]

Everyone can be crunchy if you cook them well enough…

[@animewolf16]

That's so wrong but hilarious! 😂

[@collinwarrick1785]

She reminds me of a sitcom season 1 antagonist that becomes the comedic best friend at the end of season 2

[@katygaugler8989]

It’s good you live far away from your neighbors 😂❤

[@luinabatista]

He is such a good supportive husband.

[@pooksmagoo6521]

Every time I shave my husbands head I put his hair in our garden 😂

[@hannahreed2451]

Ma’am 😂 So I accidentally pressed pause right as you said “I would NEVER” and the face I landed on was totally worth the screenshot 😂😂

[@togglemutt9892]

Marking your territory only works if your smell is associated with something the animals fear. Otherwise they'll know you've claimed the spot. They'll be cautious as they eat your garden. But they won't bother staying away cause they know they aren't gonna get eaten by the think that peed there cause that thing isn't around at that moment.

[@BoxOfTissues]

She actually cut her hair for this skit tho- thanks for all the effort put into these videos ❤

[@davidhoffman1278]

Nooooo! Don't cut your gorgeous hair. You probably still have some canned tomatoes in glass canning jars from your last big canning session that are still good enough to eat . Let the deer have this batch.

[@whatteamwildcats4033]

The way she said 'I would never makes me think that she considered it for a min'

[@willardjr6257]

You know what I told you about peeing I'm dead

[@rileybringer]

I love how he does what she wants even though he thinks it’s crazy, that’s true love

[@suzannesmith266]

Pee in the garden!! Good source of nitrogen for the soil

[@kamilamcdowell4799]

The fact that she's actually cutting her hair with craft scissors adds to how unhinged this is. Love the commitment.

[@chloereed8792]

That moment when you find out human hair and urine are actually deer attractants

[@TheWhimsicalMimzy]

My ex was a barber. He used to give his gardening friends bags of hair that were swept from the 💈 shop floor to scatter around the perimeter of their veggies. It works a treat on bunnies, hares, and other assorted pests. 😊

[@wee0007]

I have watched my husband run around the garden while peeing 😂❤

[@southcoast80]

Sompting ate my bell pepper and carrot crop this week and I cried 😭 I feel you Emily

[@laurenwagy801]

i just KNOW crunchy dad is absolutely EXHAUSTED from her at this point 😂😂😂😂 on a real note tho these vids r so creative yall are so funny! u seem like very lovely people :)

[@MotherNaturesEdge]

This is the content I come for 😂

[@trashweasle]

I need to know... long-term sketch or actual crunch?

[@heatherbaker414]

Was waiting for her to tell him to spin like a sprinkler while peeing 🤣🤣🤣

[@1lyscarlett]

OMG IM SO EARLY! I LITERALLY CHANGED MY LIFE BECAUSE OF YOU! LOVE YOU CRUNCHY MOM! ❤❤❤

[@user-rs9wq3ri2o]

Literally me too. Love your content mama!!

[@saneminotaur]

I love the dedication to this character and series 😂❤

[@zibear9213]

I gotta applaude the commitment. actually snipping your hair off 😱

[@soniabailey9613]

I haven't cut my hair over the garden yet, but the boys in my house have most definitely heard the peeing lecture 😂

[@mz.peachykang9593]

Crunchy Mom! 😂 I miss her videos

[@danielleking262]

lmao the irish spring soap line 😂👍

[@evelynsmithson1699]

I love this and your videos❤😊❤❤

[@_4Z4]

His shirt tripping me out fr 😂

[@taylorchristopher759]

I love these videos😂

[@itsmekaarma]

Him peeing with that confused face gets me

[@lyssums]

I seriously love her. I look forward to every new short.❤

[@misskate3815]

Garlic planted around the edge of the garden will help, as well as strings of shiny or noisy things.

[@masolh]

I love these two 😂😂😂😂

[@boring_cringename]

Why did I feel this on another level? Like... this could be me, cutting my hair over the beet (english?) for something that doesn’t look like an obvious reason. 😂

[@attyddmorris9899]

They are a good couple. 😊

[@jennagrigsby9956]

Her ACTUALLY cutting her hair for this video. It must actually work😂

[@mateiroblox5836]

"YOu WhAt I tOld yOu AbOuT PeEinG" had me dead

[@trytolovethedark9077]

Lol the neighbors must think you're crazy

[@rebekahdiffendarfer4114]

😂 I love these videos. “You know what I told you about peeing!” Is a joke I would totally say to my husband

[@sarah-peterwendorf2649]

"I would never!" Snip snip!

[@valoraphayenalore]

What a supportive husband 😂

[@TheCountryDogs]

Wow she is really committed to this content 😂

[@blazenkatkalcevic6374]

For someone struggling to keep their garden alive thanks for the tips!

[@bibbo3167]

My girl did not actually cut her hair for a video I love you and your commitment 🫶

[@LoisLeonora]

Next time he walks into the bathroom, mason jars will be waiting. 😂

[@idylIique]

This is my first crunchy mom video and was veeeery confused 😂 Looked at the comments and saw only good vibes so I checked out the channel and fell in love with the content 💕

[@sketchyskies8531]

This is the most insane thing I’ve seen today and I love it

[@mechatec2992]

Okay, real talk? That’s some hardcore dedication to this channel to cut snippets of your hair off.

[@user-ei7hw4we4f]

“Human hair is a natural deer detergent” “And I have a head full of it 😊” 😭

[@TinyDinoo]

Where do you get your dresses? They’re all so cute