How Adam Would Book... WWE Royal Rumble 2021

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[@mattm7771]

Never forget when Adam basically booked the opening part of 2020’s Rumble

[@thetribalist6923]

He also called the Firefly Funhouse match. He lowkey works for WWE.

[@Pauldjreadman]

I still watch that.

[@jfassettx123]

I’ll never forget when he booked the Bray Wyatt/Alexa Bliss pairing then they actually went through with it 4 years later.

[@rickymenier]

Spontaneous combustion? I’m sold

[@Believer1980]

@@jfassettx123 Dude is still waiting for his money from creative, Maybe Paul. E said he would pay Adam and ran off with the money? ;P

[@rko218932]

Can we just appreciate the fact that Adam called the number that Rey entered at in the rumble?

[@cli260]

He almost got Shinsuke right. And if you'll look at it backwards - he got Cesaro right!

[@mcfadyenmaffoo]

I'll be honest I wasn't expecting to hear "Dominick Mysterio eliminates The Fiend with ease" in this booking video.

[@partsFUNknown]

ADAM: Full disclosure, this was filmed about 10 days ago, and I included everyone that had been announced at the time. Trust me, if I thought that Big E was going to be in the Rumble and not in an IC title match, he'd be ALL OVER this thing x p.s. Also, yes the Miz roll-up was in Australia. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL.

[@killwalker]

Lol. Plumpy, i would rather watch your Rumble than whatever WWE will produce. Love the Wig!

[@BrunoDiaz93]

You didn't even mention the shoddy mixed tag of Bryan/Bella v Miz/Maryse

[@theinvincible316]

Out of curiosity, what would you have done with Braun Strowman?

[@Official2Shitty]

I don’t watch wrestling anymore but seeing Adam blampied again made me nostalgic. Idk even know when he returned

[@HHMGBOSS]

Here's an interesting one I think you could do better than WWE creative. And considering the fact that he was so much better in NXT, this might intrigue you. Your next fantasy booking should be none other than... Baron Corbin.

[@littlemacisunderrated412]

Remember when he first returned to the internet, last year. Adam is a prime example that people can change for the better

[@Lightspeeds]

While Mangs is still an example of what happens when you refuse to change.

[@theprodigy9617]

What did he do?

[@Silioth]

@@Lightspeeds who?

[@luisvaldes5206]

@@Lightspeeds never heard that name

[@sarge1408]

@@Lightspeeds Who's that?

[@juptej]

I cant believe he got Christians return. Dude is nuts.

[@vinchiefer]

he also called Asuka vs Ripley at mania lmao

[@mattg8619]

@@vinchiefer and rippley V Asuka V Charlotte

[@disfiguringthegoddess1102]

In 2020 he called the first 3 in the rumble

[@MisterSleep1123]

​@@disfiguringthegoddess1102 not just that... He also predicted how brock would be eliminated, though with different people, and EDGE

[@Sykelone]

Big. Big. Excite. The melodrama between the Uso's is flippin' perfect.

[@littlemacisunderrated412]

I especially liked the fiend’s involvement with everything

[@lucasrosa1108]

"Kinder Bueno and El Hijo del Slapjack" broke me in so many levels.

[@colewrld901]

If the wwe had Adam as a Booker for the last 7 years then the wwe would be thriving

[@TJ_CrXss]

That is if Vince doesn’t reject all his ideas

[@colewrld901]

@@TJ_CrXss very true lol

[@borfislinepersonalitydisorder]

maybe instead of him joining wrestletalk in 2020, he could’ve joined wwe creative?

[@colewrld901]

@@borfislinepersonalitydisorder if only lol

[@Dave_ja_vu]

It wouldn't though because it'd just be his ideas being torn up by Vince at the last minute instead of somebody else's.

[@jus_nico]

for the edge and christian bit: “for the benefit of those with a screenshot button”

[@hendrxx9593]

2021 Royal Rumble is actually kinda exciting, because nobody knows who’s gonna win the Men’s Rumble match. I mean, there’s Edge, Sheamus, Nakamura, Bryan, even Goldberg too. It’s very unpredictable and I like that.

[@luisvaldes5206]

the problem with this year's rumble is the fact that we are considering guys like goldberg or brock as potential winners, that just goes to show you how much wwe has dissapointed their fans

[@luisvaldes5206]

@Shxzxl _8421 sorry, but pretty much nobody wants brock to be going for a title again, also, i would prefer someone who hasn't already won a rumble match (with the exception of edge, i wouldn't mind edge winning)

[@Oleksandr.Derkach]

Also Cesaro

[@bradcarver8127]

With how gassed just walking to the ring makes Oldberg. I don’t see him pulling double duty.

[@theinquisitorjohnston]

I’d even say that Cesaro could win it this year (given what Heyman has said recently)

[@monkeyman5866]

"Let's get Ready to Rumble!" You just got sued by Michael Buffer

[@dirtlife1353]

Knowing how serious his brother takes the trade mark, I wouldn’t be surprised if this gets taken down at some point since it has paid promotion.

[@ElChaseReturns]

Wrestling with Wregret?

[@ShortehTaunton]

@@ElChaseReturns glad im not the only one who thought of that

[@mohammedhussain6749]

Micheal buffer did his signature phase for a royal rumble once so what is going to sue for.

[@dirtlife1353]

@@mohammedhussain6749 just because he did it once for the rumble doesn’t mean a KZbin channel can use it. Not even the same thing.

[@TheCormster]

I have been waiting for this almost as much as the actual Rumble.

[@ElChaseReturns]

I'm actually kinda mad I watched this before the Rumble because there's no way the real one is going to be as good

[@sugargay7168]

@@ElChaseReturns Lmao honestly bro

[@mokodo_]

when has wwe's product ever been as good as Adams booking?

[@TheCormster]

@@mokodo_ Rarely this was no exception.

[@TheCormster]

@@ElChaseReturns It wasn't.

[@sierra6years380]

Scary how accurate the womens one was

[@AlbrechtAaron]

You did get asuka vs ripley but not th right winnet

[@interndoug2750]

@@AlbrechtAaron he said Bellaire

[@years-ti7xl]

And this is why Adam is better than WWE creative in every single way.

[@jreed7125]

Has it already been 1 year since Adam's triumphant return to KZbin? Damn

[@simbarocksone]

“There’s nothing more than Samoa Joe loves than shitting in Nakamura’s cereal” that had me dying!

[@zforce4109]

Not even surf shark vpn could stop Adam's 80's Hacker skit

[@AcornPlays]

"Do you remember when we thought Roman was shit? He's really good though." *the entire IWC*

[@Shaun_3114]

Edge should say: for the benefit of those with a screenshot the 5 second pose. Covid edition

[@zackschilling4376]

"Kofi, Jamaican me crazy!" should of been "Kofi's Ghana kick your ass!"

[@cli260]

Lmao, Michael Cole, is that you?

[@Cnut_the_grape]

But Kofi's gimmick was being Jamaican, not Ghanaian

[@zackschilling4376]

@@Cnut_the_grape But hes not Jamaican, he's Ghanaian.

[@VanillaMidgetSSBM]

@@zackschilling4376 "Aren't you Jamacian? What happened to your accent!?"

[@gusbrent3827]

@@Cnut_the_grape After they outed he wasn't from Jamaica, they started introducing him having come from Ghana if I remember correctly

[@MINI_JasperJunior]

'VKM laughs in the face of paternity leave' BoJo: *hold my beer*

[@kyunishan2530]

@LilDoubtMusic same ques

[@AWABPW]

Boris Johnson.

[@kyunishan2530]

@@AWABPW is there some joke im missing. Because BoJo ...paternity leave... idk

[@juansebastianpena1009]

How Adam would book: AEW first year, or Jericho AEW title run.

[@MalaLlama]

I actually want taker to keep his retirment.... but i can't deny i got excited when I heard his gong

[@cerabrii398]

I really thought the boneyard match was too good they shouldn't bring him back. And Taker is my all time favorite but I don't think he should come back and do another match

[@PoopTrainConductor]

@@cerabrii398 I fully agree, but having the Fiend go over Taker would just be way to perfect.

[@ironpoop7279]

Get excited when you see this dong

[@wweisbeast321]

@@PoopTrainConductor takers put over loads of young stars. Taker could put him over but what if Bray leaves wwe in a few years, then it would have been for nothing. I hate people who watch wrestling like a critic and not a fan

[@michaelvelazquez8958]

@@wweisbeast321 or maybe just comes back to be some sort of manager or leader of a faction with aleister black 🤔 i wouldn't want to see him wrestle again tbh

[@rockyreyes8589]

“Remember when we all thought he was sh*t?” THAT HIT TOO HARD LMAO

[@Shavinderyt]

The fiend story massively interests me. I love the orton spontaneous combustion spot, because its a great way to finally kill the viper, and bring the fiend back. Theres even potential there for the fiend to target the mysterio family which could become like paranormal activity or sinister (dom turns on the family).

[@zadok23]

I can see it now The fiend plays his mind games for a while which leads to the end game, *Dominic snapping and unmasking his dad* "My last name is Guererro" cut to black

[@cbwilson86]

I think he's also missed the additional Retribution members, Dipsy, La-La and Po.

[@patuphues125]

Speaking as an American who’s illegally watched peep show. DO IT.

[@jonmel]

May I recommend black books

[@carybeweary7209]

It's all on Tubi which is free

[@patuphues125]

@@jonmel will put in on the list thanks mate

[@xavierscott9069]

I recommend spaced

[@djwilson1993]

“In Saudi Arabia!” Except no... that was in Australia.

[@glenndallas7171]

When did he say "in Saudi Arabia"? I missed that.

[@djwilson1993]

@@glenndallas7171 9:01

[@Sksksksksksksksksksksks]

I picked that up too, because I was there and it was shit live

[@glenndallas7171]

@@djwilson1993 Thanks! That's a very good catch. Adam seems to have forgotten there were two Super Showdown shows.

[@djwilson1993]

@@glenndallas7171 technically three. First one was Australia with HHH vs Taker, second one was in Saudi with Taker vs Goldberg, and third was in Saudi with Goldberg vs Fiend.

[@lawlowmusic5571]

in a perfect world, id pay good money to see The Usos vs. The Young Bucks

[@nottodayjunior5276]

All of the Superkicks lol

[@raymondboop4069]

Well until Kenny turned heel, I still want The Elite vs The New Day

[@joepo7002]

@@raymondboop4069 Elite vs Reigns/Usos would be fantastic as well

[@ericperry1683]

@@raymondboop4069 give me that now.

[@bromobile0768]

The Elite vs The Shield

[@khalilzayour9906]

'That hurt quite a bit actually, wrestling is real ' I bursted in tears, good job man good job.

[@jackstepney3281]

Let’s just have Adam book the last 10 years of WWE to cure all of our pain

[@MrPajamaShark]

"Mustafa Ali, fabulous he" made me laugh harder than it should've

[@Believer1980]

So I take it this was filmed before the nightmare scenario was rumoured to maybe be on the table.

[@flashtastic08]

Help, what rumor?

[@brayson6889]

@@flashtastic08 someone who’s usually on the up and up with wwe news, said he heard a rumor that something is going to happen at the Rumble that people are going to hate, like REALLY hate, and wwe higher ups are really behind the idea.

[@CRob172]

@@brayson6889 yeah wrestlevotes on Twitter said that, hoping they’re wrong on this one or wwe sees the backlash of the fans

[@ianbyrne465]

@@CRob172 honestly. Raw’s already dropping the ball with ratings, that would only make it worse. Especially considering how fans reacted the last two times Oldberg won

[@Believer1980]

@@Laszlo_Vasko That's what I heard.

[@francisr7468]

Well Adam you got Rey at #26, the return of Christian, and 3 of the final 4 in the women's Rumble.

[@CasJC08]

That Undertaker and The Fiend spot got me hyped more then the actual rumble will get me 😹

[@Swolekamania]

I never thought I'd hear a Bronte sisters reference in an analogy about Shinsuke Nakamura's knee. Adam, you continue to surprise me.

[@JesusHChrist1]

OMG HE USED A SHOT FROM PERSONA 4 ANIMATION WHAT A LEGEND

[@theozybleeda9497]

THANK YOU was scrolling through comments trying to find someone else who noticed!

[@eltonmcqueen1018]

This was pure GOLD!! Especially the part of Orton bursting into flames and the Fiend emerges from the smoke in the ring. Very well done.

[@YxngFresco]

A year in the making, good to have you back Adam! 💗

[@hrishik_1503]

Everything aside, this makes me realise really how deep the WWE roster is at the moment, and how great WWE can be if booked correctly. Even the attitude era didn't have this many world class wrestlers at one time.

[@michaelrobertson8738]

That entire Dominick Mysterio and the Fiend segment was one of the funniest things I’ve seen from Adam’s Wresltetalk run

[@bcfcfantv5339]

Omg I can't believe it's been a year since Adam debuted in wrestle talk thats gone so quick so glad to have him back on KZbin

[@TheSportsGuy242]

Can we just take a moment to be thankful that we have now had Adam back for amazing bookings for a full year now! Amazing content that when it comes out, I am making a plan to watch it not just immediately but when I can give it the time it deserves.

[@user-vv5lr3ez3z]

When he said “should Roman hold the title until Wrestlemania 38?” If only he knew

[@lineinthesand92]

El hijo de Slapjack is one of the greatest things Adam has ever said

[@dustin_hanna.]

Just imagine the Paul heyman vs MVP promos if we have a Brock vs Bobby program OMG

[@AquilaSky21]

Can we just have Adam book the rumble? That would be the best thing ever!

[@akshay_9146]

I'd pop for the Old christian theme and samoa joe entering it and running riot.

[@GenerationWin]

Adam, this is too stacked, too good for the WWE booking team, this series yet again giving us a taste of what we could have but never will

[@nickgovindan5948]

When Adam booked Rikishi in, I legitimately died 😂

[@justgarraq]

“don’t mind me sir, i’m only little” 😭😭😭

[@deveshkapoor6552]

Seeing how close he was to the actual Women's Rumble finish, I'd say, good call!

[@kev_whatev]

“It’s like an Ibsen play” is not something I expected to hear in a Royal Rumble video

[@pdill900]

Shoutout Christian for having so many iconic theme songs

[@508ctk]

The Uso family drama sounds interesting af.

[@SimplyPsyke]

This may be one of the few times that I've preferred what actually happened to one of Adam's bookings. This wasn't bad but the actual Rumble was damn good. Both of them.

[@cargoshipgaming]

Hmm I agree a lot of Adams booking is just too convenient rumble entrants

[@dawnthemoonchild5409]

@@cargoshipgaming A lot of actual Royal Rumbles are also too convenient Rumble entrants lmao

[@Dragonatrix]

​@@cargoshipgaming So, have you just never seen a rumble before or...?

[@waluigistan7278]

El Hijo Del Slapjack is still one of the funniest things I've ever heard

[@brandonburke5128]

This is the wildest but most amazing booked rumble Im sad it won't Happen like this now :(

[@harveyholmes9533]

I’ll pop big in my own living room if Rikishi enters the match and teaches his sons a lesson with a pair of stink faces, that’s the melodrama we need

[@joshuagoddard6848]

I look forward to the day WrestleTalk and Cultaholic feud once again.

[@wordlifeecw]

Adam, you popped me with the Doctor Who reference. And I could literally picture that whole Fiend/Orton sequence. Nicely done.

[@not_ian5543]

"Gimp Legion" is the best description of Retribution I've ever heard

[@D4WN0FF1R3]

Haven't watched WWE since April 2019, but I can't stop watching these booking videos.

[@Imjusttryingtodosomething]

LMAO at the thought ppl thinking The Rock showing up. Especially in front of no live crowd.

[@unwantedbysociety]

You forgot Snap, Crackle, and Pop when you were listing the Retribution members

[@The_Honest_Hierophant]

Totally missed out on the potential of Bray doing what Mick Foley did bringing out 3 characters in one rumble.

[@kylecollins2342]

COVID clutch: the new most protected finisher in WWE History

[@twobrosgamers8426]

Would be Hilarious that like 50% of this actually happens, and if so then that means one thing Adam works for WWE and He normally books the Royal Rumble.

[@idnem99]

OMG THE BOOKING OF ORTON AND THE FIEND IN THIS RUMBLE...I NEEEED IT TO HAPPEN!!! IT WAS GENIUS!!!

[@ericshepperd4823]

I clapped in my house when you said the Orton stuff with the smoke. I love it, if we’re going there let’s go there haha

[@irrsinnrainer]

It's been a year since this beautiful bastard came back to our Screens. Still happy to see Adam back on KZbin. Quizzlemania and now CBW have been great stuff in these weird times.

[@yigitozturk9150]

I just want to say, he looks like he's having so much fun. He's always entertaining, as far as I see he's always in a good mood on either of the channels and this is so good to see because whenever I watch Adam, I'm also having so much fun. So glad we got you back Plumpy!

[@vakinlotan]

This man called Ripley/Asuka at Wrestlemania. He's a psychic lol

[@intellectualsaviorofthemas1893]

After that opening, you should be a expecting a lawsuit from Michael Buffer (btw this isn't an insult to Adam, it's just Buffer is known for suing anyone who says "let's get ready to rumble")

[@CRob172]

Or Buffer makes sure his ads are on the video, thank the good lord for KZbin premium

[@Pauldjreadman]

Just redub it ‘ Fumble”

[@tommyhands5671]

Kind of crazy that nearly 1/3rd of the entrants, some of the most prominent parts of your booking, the final 2 and your winner. Were either released or left to do something else. Crazy how much can change in a year...

[@musaabid1055]

How Adam would book… *John Cena's return and his subsequent UV Title reign*

[@killwalker]

Ah Yes. The Ultra-Violet Championship.

[@BigMhatty]

@@killwalker might be an explanation as to why we can’t see him.

[@killwalker]

@@BigMhatty 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kevinprause8958]

I love the steam animation in Riddle's picture. Love the attention to detail there

[@shwilliam2522]

He forgot to mention the 3 main guys of retribution, Jizzy Dizzy Schmeteora And Tony

[@jaggerhaas9137]

YOU ALREADY KNOW AHHHH YESSIR

[@Tricky_Dicky93]

I have no idea why WWE or AEW or anyone hadn't hired you as a writer dude your the man

[@kimdenis635]

The king has returned

[@williamutomo8980]

I died when he said "Mustafa Ali... fabulous he" 🤣

[@calblack4156]

F A B U L O U S he

[@ryangreen350]

I don’t think he eliminated Morrison he also did that one year where he forgot to eliminate Kofi😂

[@bradleyellis9806]

5:58

[@zanelemley]

I actually started laughing uncontrollably at the idea of fiend walking up after the undertaker bell

[@SV-yo6nq]

adam: perfectly predicts the womens rumble also adam: yO wHat iF tHe uSoS wErE aN inDIAn Tv sHow

[@dbone3356]

Perfectly? I must have fallen asleep when Trish and Lita were in, and then eliminated.

[@samedwards3186]

The bit with Jey slapping Jimmy who refuses to fight back gives me such vibes of the sad clone pikachu fight in the Pokémon movie

[@rajataggarwal5208]

Hey Adam Please rebook the entire WWE history from The Golden Era to Now. There are some most underutilized Stars like Mr. Perfect, Dusty Rhodes etc. And I Think you can do it better.

[@jordon2074]

I'm having a rough day mentally but Adam reminded me of when Michael Cole would say "Uso crazy" and reminded me that wrestling's shit cheered me up and I can't stop laughing Thanks

[@darlingboyMMA]

Even though Retribution has no clear motive that is interesting, I would like to see Mustafa Ali win the rumble. I think he has the potential to be the most intriguing heel on Raw and if he can be elevated as a single talent you can have Retribution get a rub from Ali which will at least give them a reason to still exist.

[@ethanhartman7329]

Retribution is a failure all them have to drop the gimmick and go back to nxt, where they can return to normal and put all of that retribution bullshit behind them.

[@gmailemail9591]

This is so much better than the actual Royal Rumble

[@JadenCH2K]

I would have Edge and Christian be in the Rumble together

[@theblackastronautleo1219]

Adam u set my expectations WAY TO HIGH I know I'm going to be livid when Oldburg wins this dam Rumble

[@BorisVidaafl]

5:58 yeet before the yeet

[@OnyxSkiesXIX]

Adam, you bring me such happiness. Jam that jam.

[@LoganProductions54]

"Why doesn't Samoa Joe wrestle?" I think it has something to do with his sixth knee surgery last year since debuting in the company.

[@vikfernandez5545]

Seen this a couple times. And I forgot but audibly laughed loudly at the same time and was instantly embarrassed at the “mustafa Ali, fabulous he” joke!

[@TheThethemaster]

I'm pushing for Bianca Belair and Big E to somehow win!

[@malachicollier-walfall3579]

Same

[@DeathShock28]

I want rhea ripley and cesaro to win!!

[@ironpoop7279]

Uso crazy

[@TheFloppyHairedScientist]

1 year! You have made lockdown just that little more bareable dude. Please keep up the good work... "Book forever! Book forever!"

[@mattlovespeebee]

My only problem with the scenario of Roman retaining at Wrestlemania is that they aren’t talking about Rock v Roman at 38 in Texas but 39 in L.A. Two and a half years of Roman as champion until March/April of 2023??

[@jackmattingly6780]

Oh man are you in for a surprise

[@KevKrieger32]

I love this booking every entry has a meaning and doesn't feel like a "filler entry".

[@nicoharlan5703]

Someone help me turn Adam saying "Whatsupwitdat?" at 13:29 into my text notification sound

[@l228spn]

You got an email address buddy?

[@DuoXCity]

Not a difficult enough task to ask for help with.

[@nicoharlan5703]

@@DuoXCity I don't know how to do it, so I asked for help. Shrugging Emoji.

[@claytonclifford2323]

I love Adams future bookings so so so so much!!! And I loved how u booked this Royal Rumble man!!!!