Only 3 things in life are certain: death, taxes, and shortcat saying “the person in first left - I won!!”
@Shortcat3217 ай бұрын
Quitters can't be winners!!
@theunifun49037 ай бұрын
@@Shortcat321your website certificate has expired, inreturn your website is un accessible for chrome safari etc
@NinLiam7 ай бұрын
@@Shortcat321hi shortcat you should do a golden kart video!!
@lessthanever7 ай бұрын
I love how he does the exact same laugh every time as well
@gamersroom14327 ай бұрын
@@Shortcat321 Can you do a Face Reveal video soon.
@jamestarrou36857 ай бұрын
"I am high on speed" -Shortcat
@engma89917 ай бұрын
AHAHAHAHAH
@Cormag5417 ай бұрын
Sad way for the scandal to drop. Poor druggie
@17AJ067 ай бұрын
I didn’t know he was built like that😂
@OverSet2347 ай бұрын
Like me
@Shortcat3217 ай бұрын
😳😳
@BrandonChen-sdef1237 ай бұрын
“at least I have speed” “But no acceleration” “No handling” “No mini turbo” “Big hitbox to collect coins?” “More like big hurtbox to get hit” THIS COMBO SUcKS
@kaloncpu577 ай бұрын
I love how "ShortBoost" is like another way to say mini-turbo, but also describes how your mini-turbos are shorter
@Shortcat3217 ай бұрын
Wait til you meet LongBoost
@RosieBreakwell7 ай бұрын
Shortcat revivals next video
@LukeAndrews-rg5te7 ай бұрын
@@Shortcat321 Would that just be a baby character on biddy-buggy?
@ewanmonty62277 ай бұрын
little does shortcat know, long boost is a term used by super mario kart champions... (snes)
@jismeraiverhoeven7 ай бұрын
@@LukeAndrews-rg5tesmall mii on biddy buggy rollers
@PickoYT_7 ай бұрын
Shortcat be like: "And this is the reason you shouldn't have kids" 1 minute later "And this is why you should have kids"
@Shortcat3217 ай бұрын
Pretty sure this is the exact thought process of every parent
@Thenintndokid7 ай бұрын
@@Shortcat321💀
@MattJF217 ай бұрын
LMAO
@barbs88517 ай бұрын
And then just calls them "hey, nephew" lol
@MattJF217 ай бұрын
@@barbs8851 wait be did? Lmao
@robowealthy8207 ай бұрын
11:12 was not expecting that
@Tobehonesthonest7 ай бұрын
Shortcat is out here teaching life lessons🗿
@jamusperry3437 ай бұрын
And the reversal at 12:05 I love how he immerses himself in the character relationships like that.
@PlatinumComet7 ай бұрын
What you lack in Mini-Turbo, you make up for with the real most important stat: Style.
@Shortcat3217 ай бұрын
Can't lose if your goal is to be stylish
@_V.Va_4 ай бұрын
Yeah I placed 12th but I looked good doing it. 😎
@yahanarachchillage28327 ай бұрын
Gosh man, I still love your simple but stylistic editing in your videos as well as your ability to discuss topics while thwomping other players! Keep up the great work!
@Shortcat3217 ай бұрын
Thank you!! I studied for 4 difficult years so that I could get a degree in yapping
@yahanarachchillage28327 ай бұрын
@@Shortcat321 Haha XD the 4 years of hard work seems to be paying off!
@brianyi8987 ай бұрын
HE had a channel before this called Jperm
@BlackSpida237 ай бұрын
Best MK8Dx channel ever!
@lessthanever7 ай бұрын
@@Shortcat321 ahhh so you studied mario kartology for 4 years that explains why you only started uploading last year
@saam77377 ай бұрын
17:00 the lasting friendship bit got me so good. Me and my friends always talk about how the best way to ruin a friendship is play mario kart and/or mario party, but the triples reds right at the end of a race... ive cut off family members for doing less LMAO Edit: 21:10 that was a crazy reference Shortcat. Extremely relatable Sadge
@Shortcat3217 ай бұрын
Sorry to hear that. It affects 20% of men, apparently (I wouldn't know)
@SF90_887 ай бұрын
@@Shortcat321hi
@amirPenton7 ай бұрын
21:10 was hilarious
@franciszekbalcerowski18147 ай бұрын
“I should be able to win this because I. Am. High. On. Speed”
@nixis69457 ай бұрын
I discovered this channel a few months ago and I was like " Yeah it's nice". And now, it's a tradition to watch this dude everyday.
@hollisphobic7 ай бұрын
Real
@cyberking1587 ай бұрын
Same
@originami91997 ай бұрын
"i am high on speed" 0:32
@thickyjuice7 ай бұрын
😏 “what do you mean by that?” 🤔
@someone528792 ай бұрын
NAH💀💀💀
@Morgan-Harrison667 ай бұрын
This is the 1st time Shortcat has used Funky Kong for 1 full video I was not expecting that
@thaihung46937 ай бұрын
This feels like peak gaming youtube all over again. Damm how I miss when pure gameplay videos like these are the mainstream. Incredible work, thank Mr. Shortcat
@notsusanna74853 ай бұрын
Although I get why some stats are hidden for simplicity’s sake (such as ground speed, water speed, etc.) mini-turbo REALLY should be visible to the player
@brunolike86317 ай бұрын
The sad thing is that this combo looks amazing! The white and red parts of the vehicle look awesome alongside Funky Kong
@Actually-Insane-5 ай бұрын
yeah, the p wing is my favorite car in the whole game and i never knew it was really bad
@Goombster17 ай бұрын
Stats aside, we can all agree this combo looks sick!
@ARandomTrout3567 ай бұрын
I love the designs of all the MKWii large vehicles. Looks like a thoroughbred 1980's collector's car.
@RemyWillard7 ай бұрын
13:20 Funky Kong got hungry. *OHH! Banana.* 18:56 *BONK!* 21:57 Toxic Shortcat is funny but wrong. The builds themselves, as well as the courses where the races took place, were different. Oh, and so were the other players. 🤣 23:00 You just cleaned off the ink from one Blooper, and *another* decides to add its ink. 👀
@TheSheepster7 ай бұрын
Jokes on you, I know exactly what these combos have in common already and I'm actually addicted to your max speed videos!! Free content BABY!!
@PickoYT_7 ай бұрын
15:59 "I remember I made a video OH a blue shell..." What were you gonna say?! Bro now I really want to know now😭
@Shortcat3217 ай бұрын
I said it in the sydney sprint race afterwards, about the 3 combos being the same
@rayzuke12327 ай бұрын
@@Shortcat321 21:39 Well Jokes on you I love seeing the same combo again, I love the way you drive them. Who is the Loser now?
@mach95a1134 ай бұрын
@@rayzuke1232 Perhaps the real losers were the friends we made along the way. :)
@littlepolska23867 ай бұрын
My Father when I can't hold the Flashlight steady 11:12
@flavored_17 ай бұрын
Love to see editor shortcat’s INSANE dragon driftway skills 😮
@Shortcat3217 ай бұрын
Editor shortcat is actually better than online shortcat
@LiamSFG4057 ай бұрын
Dang I guessed wrong, from the screenshot yesterday I definitely thought this was the coolest looking combo. I hope in the next MK some of the F1/sportscar types are better. It’s only been good in DS
@alquich7 ай бұрын
08:10 You did win the triple finish line, but you got second because Tom Rose won a long time ago
@Shortcat3217 ай бұрын
Ohhhhh that might also be why the red shell did that. I didn't even realize after editing 🙈
@CharlesMcEneaney7 ай бұрын
We're on to you... Dylan
@Nycticc7 ай бұрын
i think almost everyone knows lol
@Cloudz64467 ай бұрын
Two things in this world. Cubing and mario kart
@mattb65227 ай бұрын
Good races! It's Funky vs. an army of Yoshis! I remember back in the original Mario Kart 8 Wii U where, as I recall, the meta was all about speed. P-Wing, B-Dasher, and Circuit Special were actually viable as were the Slick/Cyber Slick tires. I think Morton/Blue Falcon/Slick Tires was one of the meta builds way back then. Man, how the times have changed. I still like the P-Wing/B-Dasher/Circuit Special even in 8 Deluxe just for the fact that they are awesome-looking vehicles!
@TrayvonLawson-j1p3 ай бұрын
Skill is truly unmatched. Any combo good or bad and he almost always gets a dub. Hats off to u Shortcat
@rayzuke12327 ай бұрын
I always love seeing heavy combo's. Mainly cause of the combebacks that the high speed stat offers. Keep doing you Shortcat. I may not play Mario Kart but it's always a blast watching you with your positive attitude. Speaking of Heavy combo's any chance I can convince you to run: Dry Bowser+ Cat Cruiser + GLA Tires + Wario Wing I like to think that this combo is good enough to challenge the Meta with its passable accelarion and high speed, weight and invincibility. Its honestly a bit more of a balanced combo than anything.
@FluryRush7 ай бұрын
agree
@Shortcat3217 ай бұрын
Thank you so much!! And that is a great combo! If I counted right, that should be 11 mini turbo which is a bit low for my liking, and makes some strategies harder. But the comeback potential is huge with 15 speed. I've thought about doing a viewer combo video in the future! We'll see
@rayzuke12327 ай бұрын
@@Shortcat321 Well it was designed for Bagcat. I made sure to watch your tutorial on how to build a good cart combo. One thing that the biggest requirement for the combo to make the cut was that the acceleration stat was at least 10 in order to avoid the biggest downfall of high speed combo's. I dare say this might be the new best bagging combo.
@Iliadic7 ай бұрын
Could you do a video with the "families" in MK8DX? Like "How good is the Kong family in MK8DX?" or "How good is the Mario Family?" etc. etc. I'd really want to see a video like that
@raveen147 ай бұрын
This is quite random and off the topic of no mini turbo, but I fall asleep to your videos Shortcat, your voice is so calming and your content is great. Thank you.
@AnotherVocaloidSinger7 ай бұрын
The amount of optimism you show while having the largest hitbox known to man and a mini-turbo stat as existent as the Tooth Fairy is baffling
@travkenn10197 ай бұрын
Love your videos, would LOVE a series showing the best lines for each track/cup. Plus would be tons of content!
@hodanisbased4980Ай бұрын
I find it funny that the worst vehicles in Mario Kart are all named stuff like "The Speedway Striker" or "The Sports Deluxe" and then the meta has 12 players on the Bingus Buggy and the Toot Toot Mobile
@Nycticc7 ай бұрын
i was kinda sad that you are making more videos here than on your cubing channel but i realized that i dont mind this this channel is fun
@paolastrasser7 ай бұрын
No kidding, I was thinking earlier today that it would be cool to see a video about this, and he goes and uploads it, amazing
@BrandonChen-sdef1237 ай бұрын
Shortboost is the most genius name of all time for this
@evannyoung2 ай бұрын
"This is why you should never have kids." - Shortcat "This is why you have kids" - Shortcat
@GenriWithAWaterBottle7 ай бұрын
Legends say that he's still making the pro guide.
@str4wb3rry137 ай бұрын
That's second Moonview Highway race edit had me in stitches 😂
@gumbaking7 ай бұрын
I never played Mario Kart in my life but I’m pretty sure I watched EVERY single on of your videos. Thats how good they are
@Shortcat3217 ай бұрын
If they were better, maybe you'd start playing!!
@kaiheartsyou7 ай бұрын
my entire mental state depends on shortcat uploading 🤭 in shortcat we trust
@Profsqueaky7 ай бұрын
Hey shortcat ive never play mario kart in my life but i still love your content. Keep it up!
@Sebboebbo7 ай бұрын
Da short king is back baby he neva miss we eating good today y'all
@PavelR17 ай бұрын
16:37 MR PRESIDENT, WATCH OUT
@michaelwhalen90847 ай бұрын
i knew it was the same video again and i was ECSTATIC to see it for a third time
@DoMorrMusic7 ай бұрын
3:07 get down, mr president
@Sholver3 ай бұрын
LOL
@DaDerpHerd7 ай бұрын
I remember when I first started playing this game and I thought I should use combos like this because “look at all that speeeeeeed!” lol Another great video! I’ve never gotten so much enjoyment out of getting wrecked 😂 (21:40)
@CometBoo7 ай бұрын
What bro how you even got a heart on the comment
@DaDerpHerd7 ай бұрын
@@CometBoo Lol I guess he even reads the bottom comments 😄
@Mon-Ki7 ай бұрын
11:08 Ayo, Shortcat knows something we don't 💀
@cucumber21377 ай бұрын
bet he could solve a rubix cube
@milenkortman7996 ай бұрын
Winning Mario kart 8 only with J perms
@MrT3a7 ай бұрын
Tried this exact combo today when playing with the wife. It is painful to play, yet manageable. Like baby Daisy on Tanooki Kart with Metal Tires and Bowser Kite. Piranha Petey on Badwagon with Monster Tires and Waddle, on the other hand, is unplayable as you can't see your way.
@Shortcat3217 ай бұрын
Omg Petey piranha. Reminds me of my video with rtat120
@Crappy_videos7867 ай бұрын
Shortcat congrats for 316k subscribers 🎉
@Shortcat3217 ай бұрын
Thank you so much :)
@manudufourdegroote55977 ай бұрын
YES A NEW SHORTCAT VIDEO
@Rahul-Bollini7 ай бұрын
A new max speed video lol
@rsmssnpdr7 ай бұрын
Loving the new cannon that Donkey Kong and Funky Kong are both of Diddy's dad.
@avazquez017 ай бұрын
5:50 He spoke the language of the Funky Kong there for a sec: "Oh hoo 🦍"
@smileypedestrian41237 ай бұрын
I’ve been watching your videos for about two months (since I got MK8) and a couple days ago found myself playing against you online for awhile! Super fun time : )
@neffrey7 ай бұрын
honestly shoutout to that one yoshi who threw like seventy red shells at you because you threw one red shell back at them. you gotta respect the tenacity
@monsterkev30514 ай бұрын
When you won the Paris race, that’s how I feel since I’m an inside drift bike main lmao. It’s always fun winning against a room full of meta combos without any luck lol
@JuilySlay3 ай бұрын
Me: struggling to drive with yoshi teddy and smart steering on 150CC Shortcat:
@redtiger82757 ай бұрын
I love how no matter how frustrated you are, you do not cuss, you have some serious self control
@BagelBlood4 ай бұрын
Shortcat again proves that skill is the most important stat
@nathanh25237 ай бұрын
23:01 after getting two mushrooms, "its almost like a double mushroom" i bet shortcat loves when the comments call him out on stuff
@maxenc7 ай бұрын
SHORTCAT CHALLENGE: Can you win with every item in the game? (1st with Banana, 1st with Green Shell, etc.)
@filipandresson6227 ай бұрын
21:43 here is toxiccat
@xNightskyy7 ай бұрын
You brought me back to cubing and mario kart after i gave up on both, thank you :)
@theatrobert7 ай бұрын
On SNES Mario Circuit 3, you didn't almost win, 1st place had a breakaway, but you did beat everyone at the line :D - Amazing comeback!
@pinkblue-7 ай бұрын
Love that you stay chill , this game gets me wayyyy to angry
@duperiorfrog79037 ай бұрын
“What a loser!” “Ok thats enough toxic from me for one day” This man is the greatest person on KZbin in 2024
@BinknotLink7 ай бұрын
he is Canadian
@theranromdude7 ай бұрын
He is also the great J Perm@@BinknotLink
@Holl.w3 ай бұрын
“Shortboost got me dying 😂
@Azrage4 ай бұрын
You can tell this combo is good because sometimes Shortcat is able to brag about how good the combo is without immediately being smote by the Mario Kart gods for his hubris.
@Whatdoyouthink2767 ай бұрын
Bro recognises mini turbo stats like he does with CFOP algorithms
@GlitchHaven147 ай бұрын
Yoooo
@meta42407 ай бұрын
"This might actually be a good combo" The ludicrous amount of green shells: "wake up to reality"
@Bodgie78787 ай бұрын
Oop there goes (anti) gravity
@Kingbee6424 ай бұрын
22:03 bro literally just said a single toxic sentence in the whole vid and that was enough toxicity for one day for him, what a great person
@Alex_192.3 ай бұрын
It's called being Canadian I think
@Kingbee6423 ай бұрын
@@Alex_192. ah ok thanks ahahah
@Yahahaha_7777 ай бұрын
The way funky kong moves his head when he’s racing proves how chill he is
@44MagnumNA7 ай бұрын
12:38 seems like Mr. Krabs wants everyone's coins. That was quite the stash lol
@maxygbr3 ай бұрын
Wish the game had a little more variety on the stat combos, how fun would be to get a low mini turbo but high handling and speed, or high mini turbo and speed but no handling
@LitleKirbzYT7277 ай бұрын
I’ve been wanting to know the lowest Mini Turbo Combo for so long. Thank god I found my answer
@Franklin_Johanessan7 ай бұрын
I love the P-Wing, it just looks cool
@rahrahrahrahrahrahra7 ай бұрын
Those two firsts felt weirdly like the someone wanted to see this deranged combo come in first.
@sageoblouk67823 ай бұрын
This was the actual load out I ran when I used to play this game. I had no clue this was a thing.
@Thegamingwizard557 ай бұрын
Diddy Kong is officially Funky Kong's son
@Shortkitty32097 ай бұрын
I'm honestly surprised nobody knows that Funky Kong is obviously Diddy's father, it's not Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong is his uncle, which means Funky Kong is his dad.
@Thegamingwizard557 ай бұрын
@@Shortkitty3209 Ikr, Diddy and Funky were even added in the same wave too and coincidentally have the same red Super Glider as Mario and Pauline
@kamranhussain22107 ай бұрын
@@Shortkitty3209donkey Kong and funky Kong aren’t brothers. They’re just like friends
@CatFeetMarioKart7 ай бұрын
Great video! Not going to lie, I've been waiting for this one 😁
@Mr.AmazonBox3 ай бұрын
3:49 turn on captions and it says ‘LAUGHS MANIACALLY’ XDDDD
@Isa-nc8tm6 ай бұрын
"That person watched a Mario guide from 2019 and is confused" I'll rock the same stats fu
@isabelladrew90307 ай бұрын
It’s always a good day when shortcat uploads. Amazing video today can’t wait to binge every video tonight
@RandomRabbit12487 ай бұрын
Funky Kong doesn’t need any mini-turbo, as he has funk 😎
@deafiefox7 ай бұрын
Thank you for putting effort into the captions ShortCat.
@samuelarendac48967 ай бұрын
I love ur stuff Shortcat. You made me love Mario Kart so thank you!
@bumper.5 ай бұрын
Knew I recognised the voice🙏 mario kart was the last thing I expected but I'm all for it
@Bringingmoneyback6 ай бұрын
Can we talk about how badass short boost is for a name like ironically
@jaketomlinson11757 ай бұрын
With that big a hitbox Funky Kong may as well be named Chunky Kong
@vapecatt7 ай бұрын
No cheese land race so I am a little disappointed. But great video man.
@Shortcat3217 ай бұрын
Cheese land showed up but it didn't get picked :(
@littlegeek51597 ай бұрын
20:22 YONOKO be like "yo what is this rigged bullet speed"
@SuperBroGaming-se6br7 ай бұрын
I love how ShortCat's version of raging is just "Oh, look at you two on your Yoshi-Teddy buggy, you're ^so^ good" 🤣
@Lumin2987 ай бұрын
Woah, that vehicle looks so cool in anti gravity sections
@PyroPlaysMK7 ай бұрын
The way my jaw dropped and I burst into laughter at your "toxic" comment 😂 I've never been this happy to get played so hard
@dougcombs88627 ай бұрын
Not me laughing out loud at 11:11 with 2 month old child in hand while watching
@zaszblue7 ай бұрын
Your videos are a breath of fresh air, thank you Shortcat, never change ❤
@jaydead647 ай бұрын
00:30 "I should be able to win this because I'm high on speed" - Shortcat 2024