How Batman Would Defeat Each Member Of The Justice League

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@LordEmperorBoss
@LordEmperorBoss 3 жыл бұрын
How to beat Batman: Just tell Alfred.
@juanignaciomenendezhoussay1506
@juanignaciomenendezhoussay1506 3 жыл бұрын
No, just say... MARTHA!!
@redhoodcodm3843
@redhoodcodm3843 3 жыл бұрын
JUST TELL ALFRED 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mpiierre213
@mpiierre213 3 жыл бұрын
LOLLLLLL🤣🤣🤣
@legojoker2348
@legojoker2348 3 жыл бұрын
No tell him his taila
@mattnix2938
@mattnix2938 3 жыл бұрын
Alfred did not train him
@rei5679
@rei5679 3 жыл бұрын
Batman is the true definition of prepare for the worst and hope for the best
@DavidPintoKent
@DavidPintoKent 3 жыл бұрын
Batman is the true definition of: win who the writers wants
@TheDemonCaine
@TheDemonCaine 3 жыл бұрын
@@DavidPintoKent ?
@Arcad1010
@Arcad1010 3 жыл бұрын
@@DavidPintoKent or plot armor 😂
@peterjohnninotiania6499
@peterjohnninotiania6499 3 жыл бұрын
@@DavidPintoKent not just batman .... All of them got written while the author is drunk
@plasticpeon
@plasticpeon 3 жыл бұрын
What a joke.
@theangelbelow88
@theangelbelow88 3 жыл бұрын
Green Arrow: "Am I a joke to you?" Batman: "Yes"
@danielawesome36
@danielawesome36 3 жыл бұрын
"Contingency for Green Arrow: Incapacitate one of his arms." - Also Batman
@jakewiththecake2915
@jakewiththecake2915 3 жыл бұрын
Or just cut his bowstring lol
@killw0wgod818
@killw0wgod818 3 жыл бұрын
i think the arrowverse version of arrow would beat batman but in the comics he has no chance
@BadKarma1608
@BadKarma1608 3 жыл бұрын
@@killw0wgod818 The arrowverse version is weaker unless you mean in his specter mode
@LordOrwell
@LordOrwell 3 жыл бұрын
@@danielawesome36 the funny thing is that in one of the movies, "The Dark Knight Returns 2", Green Arrow only has one arm. It didn't stop him from shooting arrows, although it did slow him down quite a bit.
@hyp0cr1tical
@hyp0cr1tical 2 жыл бұрын
It’s also important to note that Alfred could solo the entire justice league
@danielloewen2857
@danielloewen2857 2 жыл бұрын
Alfred is really the best character of them all
@captainkirk265
@captainkirk265 2 жыл бұрын
@@danielloewen2857 GO ALFRED! We seriously need a Alfred appreciation special. 😁
@robert.7230
@robert.7230 Жыл бұрын
I've said this before. Alfred stays in the mansion because if he tries crime fighting he would obliterate the criminals or Gotham itself.
@Person-tk5ri
@Person-tk5ri Жыл бұрын
When he cracks out the silver platter, you know there’s gonna be trouble
@harrisonkleinjan
@harrisonkleinjan Жыл бұрын
Especially Lego Batman The Videogame Batcave Alfred
@Duck_Norris
@Duck_Norris 3 жыл бұрын
Batman: trust is good, distrust is better.
@husnainali2050
@husnainali2050 3 жыл бұрын
Believe me distrust is always better
@zeroakira584
@zeroakira584 3 жыл бұрын
Justice league. The best awol assurance policy for Batman.
@Nuki_Ventures
@Nuki_Ventures 3 жыл бұрын
@@husnainali2050 u iô
@mad.chicken
@mad.chicken 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not don't believe you, I just don't like you."
@tripwire4727
@tripwire4727 3 жыл бұрын
When did batman EVER say trust is good?! 🙉🙉🙉
@xkeysanex
@xkeysanex 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a literal God and getting killed by a middle aged man who dresses up as a bat
@FirestoneAnimation
@FirestoneAnimation 3 жыл бұрын
A mentally unstable cosplayer.
@Markcus003
@Markcus003 3 жыл бұрын
How fucking stupid right?
@FirestoneAnimation
@FirestoneAnimation 3 жыл бұрын
@JASON ONG MAN YI Moe Well apparently being batman cant revive his parents
@FirestoneAnimation
@FirestoneAnimation 3 жыл бұрын
@@andreiungureanu5231 But he makes people beg for death as he leaves them paralyzed and unmoving
@jojoshoot2392
@jojoshoot2392 3 жыл бұрын
Pfft
@JJ-rf7dg
@JJ-rf7dg 3 жыл бұрын
Barry Allen, " What are your superpowers again?" Bruce Wayne , " I'm rich."
@Jawzah
@Jawzah 3 жыл бұрын
I saw it coming who would be 1. when I saw who was 2.... So I have bat-prediction superpower. LOL.
@Anthyrion
@Anthyrion 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jawzah Or you watched one of his contingency plan videos that is around here on YT. That's what i did and well, the Nr. 1 wasn't so much surprising anymore. :) Also: Batman's greatest weapons aren't his gadgets. It is his superior and analysing intellect plus his readyness to do what has to be done IF one ore more League Member goes renegade
@Jawzah
@Jawzah 3 жыл бұрын
@@Anthyrion The Licensing Letter listed Marvel's Spider-Man global retail sales at $1.3 billion and Avengers at $325 million in 2013, compared with DC's Batman at $494 million and Superman at $277 million. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/superhero-earns-13-billion-a-748281 So batman is most popular out of DC heroes .. I'd list Martian Manhunter at highest threat level if "goes rogue".. Well flash is silly powerful of course too and superman would be if not for well known weaknesses and such. And sure BAtman himself is truly a threat to be taken seriously.. AS the video pointed out his mental state is questionable and he is quite resourceful - and has near superpower level of tenacity and willpower - neer gives up + cannot be killed of in mainstream DC universe = Batman "wins" always.
@Jawzah
@Jawzah 3 жыл бұрын
But MArtian Mahnuter.. HE cannot be killed of awith a flamewthower or anything let alone be depowered by simple red-wavelength spotlight (like superman).. He has "Pyrophobia" would freak out if tricked to feel/believe to be on fire.. He also has telepathy.. :O
@TheThursty100
@TheThursty100 3 жыл бұрын
Hal Jordan: "You're not just one guy in a bat costume, are you?" Batman: *holding Hals Green Lantern ring* "What's this do?"
@IzukuMidoriya38855
@IzukuMidoriya38855 2 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised if Bruce had contingency plans for those plans for defeating himself and his friends. He's the type of guy who has backup plans for his backup plans.
@Awestefeld6612
@Awestefeld6612 Жыл бұрын
Bayman"s plan to deal with himself is the Justice League.
@TC_aj
@TC_aj Жыл бұрын
To backup his backup plans
@confidentmystic
@confidentmystic 3 жыл бұрын
Funny how Batman has plans to murder his friends but refuses to take down the Joker.
@ShiiroHasu
@ShiiroHasu 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair he doesn't mean to kill them, but merely incapacitate for the most part
@comebacksarecool2834
@comebacksarecool2834 3 жыл бұрын
His relationship with the joker is special to him XD
@freedomenthusiast3301
@freedomenthusiast3301 3 жыл бұрын
Whos a bigger threat gods or a clown
@kasteo332
@kasteo332 3 жыл бұрын
@@freedomenthusiast3301 id say take the clown out first since in the moment the jokers almost never doing anything good and batman has had many chances too no matter how many people the joker kill, and after killing the clown which should be easy, then think about killing the gods 😂
@San-oe1xv
@San-oe1xv 3 жыл бұрын
Batman is insane
@0m39adauz7
@0m39adauz7 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone else: How could you have plans to kill me?! Would you expect us to kill you if you went bad? Batman: YES
@rickie-89
@rickie-89 3 жыл бұрын
Wow
@lmpuIsee
@lmpuIsee 3 жыл бұрын
@@Wildstone-jf1he if he said that they’d prepare for the plan
@kefkamadman
@kefkamadman 3 жыл бұрын
@@lmpuIsee You can't prepare for Batman. It'd be like preparing for a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris; you know it's coming, you know you're screwed, you know you're dead, and there ain't anything you can do about it.
@a1obbr630
@a1obbr630 3 жыл бұрын
They don't need to prepare for batman .. all they need to do is Punch him .. boom he dead .. lol .. simple
@b1bbscraz3y
@b1bbscraz3y 3 жыл бұрын
Batman doesn't have trust issues. he just follows the words of great philosopher, Foogiano: "b*tch I'm cautious"
@kilrkatt64
@kilrkatt64 Жыл бұрын
Batman actually does have a contingency for himself that isn't just relying on the rest of the Justice League. He has a robot that was designed to outmatch him in every way that combs through news 24/7 looking for signs that Batman has killed someone or gone rogue in any way. It's named Failsafe, and in some alternate universe The Penguin tricks Batman into a situation where it looks like he killed him, leading to Failsafe activating and stopping at nothing to kill Batman, even going as far as to kill several other members of the Justice League, including Superman, and does eventually kill Batman
@mahutin2
@mahutin2 Жыл бұрын
Bruh, you telling me if I hop on Twitter and lie, Failsafe will go and kill Batman? 😭
@alabamafreak
@alabamafreak Жыл бұрын
It actually doesn't kill Batman, instead it just sends him to an alternative universe
@africankakarotto8402
@africankakarotto8402 Жыл бұрын
And Alfred will reset it if it’s a false alarm, but since he died in that story, Failsafe was on go mode
@knoxzedlav7343
@knoxzedlav7343 3 жыл бұрын
batman: im not going to make a plan to kill you green arrow: because you like me right? batman: green arrow: because you like me right?!
@lennonade5694
@lennonade5694 3 жыл бұрын
I think I know which meme template you're thinking of lol
@captaincraig8601
@captaincraig8601 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂
@lancetheking7524
@lancetheking7524 3 жыл бұрын
This meme template fits this context well
@needstoast
@needstoast 3 жыл бұрын
Well I mean close but he doesn’t have a plan because he knows green arrow is pure hearted and could never turn
@lennonade5694
@lennonade5694 3 жыл бұрын
@@needstoast Oli has a super high kill count is one of the best fighters in the world and has the league of assassins at his beck and call. that's just cinematic and batman should still make a plan
@potatoman5498
@potatoman5498 3 жыл бұрын
"Be polite, be professional, have a plan to kill everyone you meet" - Isaac Newton
@siranonymous_3757
@siranonymous_3757 3 жыл бұрын
I GET THE REFERENCE
@selloutplayss1925
@selloutplayss1925 3 жыл бұрын
"I got it i understood that reference" - Benjamin Franklin
@StephenAFT
@StephenAFT 3 жыл бұрын
James Mattis
@theoxygengoblin2004
@theoxygengoblin2004 3 жыл бұрын
"Snipping's a good job, mate" -Lee Harvey Oswald
@themalcahtwinz4743
@themalcahtwinz4743 3 жыл бұрын
-sniper tf2
@tycol322
@tycol322 3 жыл бұрын
It's bad when a villain says your plan to take out cyborg is "pretty evil"
@demetrioshilton2401
@demetrioshilton2401 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao got out eviled before his own eyes
@jojoshoot2392
@jojoshoot2392 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Cartman4wesome
@Cartman4wesome 3 жыл бұрын
“You let Dent take your place. Even for a guy like me, that’s cruel” - Heath Ledger’s Joker.
@camblycreeper7999
@camblycreeper7999 3 жыл бұрын
It also bad when it comes from a Literall Amoral Animal that eats people! that's like a Mortal Kombat developer saying "Maybe that's a little too brutal...."
@wastedpaladin6319
@wastedpaladin6319 3 жыл бұрын
considering it was Killer Croc who said that too, says a lot as well
@עפרניר
@עפרניר 2 жыл бұрын
Batman actually is aware of his weaknesses and have made a recording of himself in case the other justice leage members need his help in defeating him. He said it would be best to distract him, like with taking a hostage that is his family or friend, or exploiting his endless crusade of helping the weak and innocent.
@quicksparta3955
@quicksparta3955 2 жыл бұрын
He also said, "be very careful before you try this"
@devinnall2284
@devinnall2284 2 жыл бұрын
If I was Bats I'd make a plan to defeat myself then find a way to erase my memory
@SATELLITEDOWN7735
@SATELLITEDOWN7735 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but thats not really anything to work with.... because if they needed to stop batman...you would think that he wouldnt care about the weak or his family anymore.
@hberkk
@hberkk 2 жыл бұрын
Wtf… we are talking about batman going nuts or brainwashed and going for domination yet he thinks evil batman would still care about alfred or smth lol silly
@archazazel1855
@archazazel1855 2 жыл бұрын
@@SATELLITEDOWN7735 I know right biggest controdicitiob
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 жыл бұрын
The best super power isn't money, or intelligence. It's plot armor.
@thonystark4423
@thonystark4423 3 жыл бұрын
Damn bro that's mad funny
@c.nroadconstruction9963
@c.nroadconstruction9963 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome back 😯
@battleofthelegos7196
@battleofthelegos7196 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@Unknownrandomdude
@Unknownrandomdude 3 жыл бұрын
Just Some Guy without a Mustache I basically see you everywhere.
@sleepytoons
@sleepytoons 3 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE EVERYWHERE
@debamchakraborty1143
@debamchakraborty1143 3 жыл бұрын
After seeing Omni-Man from 'Invincible', Batman has all rights to have these contingency plans.
@nont18411
@nont18411 3 жыл бұрын
And that’s how the narrative works. The modern media are so obsessed with “evil” Superman because the writers never trust that a very powerful being like Clark could be a force for good. That’s why we got Brightburn, Homelander, Plutonian, Omni-Man and Injustice Superman to the point that general audience root for Lex Luthor (a literal villain) and Batman (a backstabber who’s willing to murder his friends but not the Joker).
@El-de6nj
@El-de6nj 3 жыл бұрын
i wouldn't say that batman is a backstabber. He's surrounded by countless beings with way more raw power than him. Anybody with that amount of power is deemed a threat. in a world where aliens, mins control, etc., are horrifically common, it's completely reasonable to have a plan if anything ever goes wrong.
@KimbaLemur
@KimbaLemur 3 жыл бұрын
@@nont18411 The funny thing batman made something that killed so many people. Im not joking.. It's called OMAC. Many metahumans didnt live.
@a.t.t.g8359
@a.t.t.g8359 3 жыл бұрын
@@nont18411 to be fair to batman, his friends get brainwashed or mind controlled every other week
@Hensley_Jb
@Hensley_Jb 3 жыл бұрын
@@nont18411 everyone in injustice was disgusting
@remakethestars2683
@remakethestars2683 3 жыл бұрын
EVERYONE: Batman's super paranoid. ME: If I was surrounded by that many superpowered beings every day and lived in a world were mind control and possession were that easy, I'd be planning for dealing with them too. That ain't paranoia; that's just common sense.
@kndall5959
@kndall5959 3 жыл бұрын
You should want a plan when a guy who can split a planet with a punch gets pissed off.
@Unknownrandomdude
@Unknownrandomdude 3 жыл бұрын
@@kndall5959 Who?
@kndall5959
@kndall5959 3 жыл бұрын
@Lövenge Genesis Stop projecting. I'm not worked up, so I don't need to "calm down". Depending on which iteration of Superman you get, he is capable of splitting a planet with a punch.
@shashwatdarshan8324
@shashwatdarshan8324 3 жыл бұрын
Yep and the other reason could be actually he have amazon prime. Where he see the boys series which make him realize of his own team 😀
@shaqjuice420
@shaqjuice420 3 жыл бұрын
@Lövenge Genesis clearly you know jack shit about superman, he could fly to the center of the sun, chill there for a bit, come back and do exactly as suggested. Man can lift INFINITE mass!!! You dont think he can take out a planet???? Come on lmao
@fishyfishking7906
@fishyfishking7906 3 жыл бұрын
Rule of thumb: The more prep-time the more likely it is that batman wins.
@baitornot4697
@baitornot4697 3 жыл бұрын
100% true, he can always win if he has the time
@bryansuralta592
@bryansuralta592 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know. Give Superman some prep time to plan.
@takethat863
@takethat863 3 жыл бұрын
Superman dosen't need prep time he can 300feet away and blast batman batman is the most overrated superhero ever
@mihnea9759
@mihnea9759 3 жыл бұрын
@@takethat863 fax
@W2ATL
@W2ATL 3 жыл бұрын
Yep, he's Bill Bellicheck/Nick Saban like that.
@captloki13
@captloki13 3 жыл бұрын
The only reason why Batman allows the Justice League to exist is to keep him in check
@Halfort57
@Halfort57 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently, the Batman Who Laughs taught us that the Justice League does NOT keep their trophies in check. So every confiscated artifact from villains is held 100% functional and loaded in their warehouse. So keeping Batman in check means shit since could easily access those weapons to kill of all the Justice League
@sirsplintfastthepungent1373
@sirsplintfastthepungent1373 3 жыл бұрын
@@Halfort57 that's bc the only thing in the universe that is powerful enough to keep Batman in check is Alfred Pennyworth.
@OMGanger
@OMGanger 3 жыл бұрын
That’s why I allow nukes to exist
@Jbluez1
@Jbluez1 3 жыл бұрын
Well, also because they are friends and he’s not THAT psychotic.
@Speedracer6
@Speedracer6 3 жыл бұрын
And yet we see how well that works whenever batman goes evil and solos the justice league. So really, batman needs a new plan at this rate.
@astropunch101
@astropunch101 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Batman thinks Green Arrow is less of a threat than Plastic Man, that’s really saying something
@zl3791
@zl3791 3 жыл бұрын
well plastic man is actually incredibly powerful so it's not really surprising. Also, there is no way green arrow can be a threat to batman.
@trepapi6539
@trepapi6539 3 жыл бұрын
Why not? They are essentially the same character. Batman just dresses better.
@zl3791
@zl3791 3 жыл бұрын
@@trepapi6539 Did you seriously just ask that lol. Let's see, Batman is more experienced, better trained, is a much better combatant, is way smarter, is richer and has access to better and more resources, is physically superior and is pretty much superior in every category. They have similarities given that they're humans who used their wealth to become superheroes despite not having any powers but that's where the similarities end. In a fight, Batman would demolish Green Arrow and he'd do so very casually.
@zl3791
@zl3791 3 жыл бұрын
@@trepapi6539 Don't let the Arrow show fool you, Green Arrow is nowhere near Batman's level. I doubt he's even in the top 20 best combatants in the DC Comics.
@trepapi6539
@trepapi6539 3 жыл бұрын
@@zl3791 I don't watch the show I was just using their similar formulas for comparison. Batman us a way more popular character which is why he seems more talented but really he just looks cooler. If you check out their Wikipedia pages (i know its not the best source) it will show how similar they are written.
@Kevin-og1zx
@Kevin-og1zx 2 жыл бұрын
Batman's trust issues are so bad he doesn't even trust himself
@mms6862
@mms6862 3 жыл бұрын
Batman: Has more plans to kill his friends than killing the Joker
@vunknownvictory
@vunknownvictory 3 жыл бұрын
Well joker is smart
@patrickbasedman5255
@patrickbasedman5255 3 жыл бұрын
Not kill he would never kill if he did joker won't be able to see the light of the day again
@yexwtf8151
@yexwtf8151 3 жыл бұрын
Batman acts like joker is his dad
@kenjiii728
@kenjiii728 3 жыл бұрын
Stolen comment
@the_last_ballad
@the_last_ballad 3 жыл бұрын
Batman's plans were not to kill, but to incapacitate. Superman has kryptonite, but it has to be carefully balanced as too much exposure, or for too long, can kill him. Wonder Woman's is trapping her in a fight with an equally powerful opponent, potentially with VR. Flash is injuring his leg, and, in the case where a more permanent solution is needed, waist down paralysis. The Manhunter's fire weakness is sometimes physical, sometimes psychological. Either way, coating him in nanites that will burst into flame upon contact with oxygen ensures he cannot do anything on Earth. And as they are nanites, there is likely a way to shut them off if the issue passes. Plastic man's plan didn't involve shattering him, just freezing and storage. Green lantern's just blinds him via hypnotic suggestion or something similar to convince him that he is blind. As for the Joker, why does he need a plan to kill him? He already can beat him half to death on a regular basis, all he would need to do is be more through if death was his intended outcome...
@persephoneklein
@persephoneklein 3 жыл бұрын
"I could be a planetary threat if I wanted to." "Of course you could, dear."
@joshreeves1036
@joshreeves1036 3 жыл бұрын
Considering the batman who laughs wiped out the human race, yes. Yes he could.
@calvinsquire3188
@calvinsquire3188 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshreeves1036 right it’s almost as if he takes Batman for a joke
@vibez2806
@vibez2806 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshreeves1036 cause of plot, that is batman in a nutshell
@vibez2806
@vibez2806 3 жыл бұрын
@JAYDEN HERRERA he is smart but that means jack all with people like the flash whose brain is faster than a super computer. He should be able to think of plans that batman have in less than a second The problem with batman is that to make him win, they nerf every hero he fights
@vibez2806
@vibez2806 3 жыл бұрын
@JAYDEN HERRERA I just used 1 example. Plus what you said back don't even focus on what I was saying. I was talking about when the flash fights batman. Either ways I can give a bunch of examples so again the only thing batman have going for him is plot that the writer gives him cause people like that he is human going against these people
@Twitch_Fox
@Twitch_Fox 2 жыл бұрын
"Supes knows Batman has SOMETHING made of kyptonite on him." Uh, my guy... Superman flat out GAVE Batman kryptonite for the sole purpose of being the ONLY one he trusts to take him down if he went rogue.
@Senpai_B
@Senpai_B 3 жыл бұрын
Batman is the glue for the Justice League. Without him they won’t be so cohesive
@arian1495
@arian1495 3 жыл бұрын
Totally
@TheD3ADZ0N3
@TheD3ADZ0N3 3 жыл бұрын
The CW be like: who?
@legolad7490
@legolad7490 3 жыл бұрын
That don’t make sense
@dust6062
@dust6062 3 жыл бұрын
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@dust6062
@dust6062 3 жыл бұрын
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@SwimmyJimmy75
@SwimmyJimmy75 3 жыл бұрын
Batman isn’t a traitor. He’s just ahead of the curve -Heath Ledger’s Joker
@EnigmaEnginseer
@EnigmaEnginseer 2 жыл бұрын
@Jeff Bazinga I’m sure the Injustice universe agrees with you
@mutoka6908
@mutoka6908 2 жыл бұрын
Like is 666
@ambatukam178
@ambatukam178 2 жыл бұрын
@Jeff Bazinga He's not a villian, nor a hero, who told you if "Ah He'S a ViLiAn"
@mustangadrian5235
@mustangadrian5235 2 жыл бұрын
I am 1000th like
@studiosans7056
@studiosans7056 2 жыл бұрын
@@EnigmaEnginseer he’s kind of a anti hero in a way
@-_Atomix_-
@-_Atomix_- Жыл бұрын
everybody gangsta until batman accidentally uses the pink kryptonite instead of the green one while fighting superman.
@ElectricPeaPlayz
@ElectricPeaPlayz 3 жыл бұрын
Batman: I'm an uncountable amount of parallel universes ahead of you.
@B_Salmon
@B_Salmon 3 жыл бұрын
8lo
@yeetmcyeetalot5979
@yeetmcyeetalot5979 3 жыл бұрын
Batman: I even had a contingency plan for facing evil version of our selves from Parallel universes
@giornogiovannatheultimateb8553
@giornogiovannatheultimateb8553 Жыл бұрын
@@yeetmcyeetalot5979 batman who laugh: l casually counter this with my ultra plan
@yeetmcyeetalot5979
@yeetmcyeetalot5979 Жыл бұрын
@@giornogiovannatheultimateb8553 Batman who laughs: *laughs*
@giornogiovannatheultimateb8553
@giornogiovannatheultimateb8553 Жыл бұрын
@@yeetmcyeetalot5979 darkest knight:"laugh in nigh-omnipotent
@thegamerator10
@thegamerator10 3 жыл бұрын
Batman: *has plans to kill each of the members of the Justice League if they ever went rogue* Also Batman: *refuses to kill the Joker, the most dangerous criminal in Gotham City*
@AbyssReflex
@AbyssReflex 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment^
@southbayforce036
@southbayforce036 3 жыл бұрын
Super being > clown
@ethanheard9208
@ethanheard9208 3 жыл бұрын
Because hes the worst in one city, these would be world shattering villains if they went rogue
@Markcus003
@Markcus003 3 жыл бұрын
@@ethanheard9208 that's a big IFs.
@riddhimandas4458
@riddhimandas4458 3 жыл бұрын
@@Markcus003 + bats plans were not for killing. and if he kills a human or some sentient being from earth he will become the batman who laughs.
@JoNarDLoLz
@JoNarDLoLz 2 жыл бұрын
The fac that Batman puts a contingency plan against himself, while not having one for Green Arrow is such a baller move
@animeteethies5869
@animeteethies5869 3 жыл бұрын
Batman is literally so broken. He is a human and literally can beat people with the most overpowered abilities like that's why I love him. And the way his enemies fear him because he isn't afraid to break bones and brutalize them, especially when he goes by a no killing code
@aka4saad228
@aka4saad228 3 жыл бұрын
People say “Batman is just a dude with a suit who’s rich and can’t beat the Joker” but the truth is Bruce Wayne is dead Batman isn’t the same rich dude he’s fear Batman is vengeance he’s the one everyone fears at the night the people who say Batman is weak and stuff clearly don’t know anything about him
@rinezbs
@rinezbs 3 жыл бұрын
@@aka4saad228 batman isn't weak but he's heavily protected with plot armour
@aka4saad228
@aka4saad228 3 жыл бұрын
@@rinezbs Not always thought most times he’s just too smart
@JerryJB1267
@JerryJB1267 3 жыл бұрын
@@rinezbs hes always aware of what people can do to him he knows hes just a human being surrounded by gods so he always has a back up plan, he even knew about the radion bullet to defeat darkseid the justice leagues biggest threat
@Ninjersey1
@Ninjersey1 3 жыл бұрын
@@aka4saad228 that’s why DC is trash cuz there’s no regular man like that in marvel who can take out Thor or Hulk,Scarlet witch,not even Mr.Fantastic can pull that off lol plot armor at its finest it’s comical “Because he’s Batman” 😂
@daviddejesus3391
@daviddejesus3391 3 жыл бұрын
Manhunter is one of the most op, under used character in the JL
@powerlessnessu1
@powerlessnessu1 3 жыл бұрын
No cap
@MyRegardsToTheDodo
@MyRegardsToTheDodo 3 жыл бұрын
Probably because he's too powerful. You'd need very powerful enemies to get an interesting story.
@maloukadaknou153
@maloukadaknou153 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah man
@samuelbankston2108
@samuelbankston2108 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like they do him like marvel sentry and the hulk maybe. They keep him out a lot of stories because it would be short if he was there
@illidan2425
@illidan2425 3 жыл бұрын
Well no if u light a match he will disintegrate
@mysticeditsstuff
@mysticeditsstuff 2 жыл бұрын
I think Green Arrow poses the biggest threat to Batman, he is the only one who won’t underestimate Batman.
@goodfella2057
@goodfella2057 3 жыл бұрын
I like how he said that cyborg would destroy Batman's "human form" implying that Batman won't even be stopped if he's killed lmao.
@kiritadoshi
@kiritadoshi 3 жыл бұрын
Well batman did record these tactics for others to be able to use if he himself can’t. He’s pretty adamant about being a thorn in their side even after death lmao
@serious_mood_rig7511
@serious_mood_rig7511 2 жыл бұрын
In one of the Dark DC comics Batman made an AI of Alfred, who's to say he can't make one of himself
@AMZingHADES
@AMZingHADES 2 жыл бұрын
@@serious_mood_rig7511 Who's to say he doesn't already have one?
@erwinthedodo9205
@erwinthedodo9205 3 жыл бұрын
I like to think the reason that batman didn't make a plan for green arrow is because he trusted him not to go crazy with power, since he didn't really have one to begin with
@alphanoodle1877
@alphanoodle1877 2 жыл бұрын
Green arrow is basically batman but instead took up a bow instead of being bigger brain
@rdtiel
@rdtiel 2 жыл бұрын
I think batman did have a plan It was to break his arms
@chrissingleton8875
@chrissingleton8875 2 жыл бұрын
@@rdtiel I've heard this too. Break both his arms. He specifically has to break both cos he'll still be a threat with one arm
@KarmicDJ
@KarmicDJ 2 жыл бұрын
Nah the reason is because green arrow is basically just a strong human who can use a bow really well so not that big of a threat
@LS-wy4bk
@LS-wy4bk 2 жыл бұрын
@@KarmicDJ batman doesnt even have a bow lol
@batcrit
@batcrit 3 жыл бұрын
It’s hilarious that Batman didn’t create a plan for green arrow but he created a plan for himself.
@putrakacak5994
@putrakacak5994 3 жыл бұрын
He never considered a green arrow a threat Green arrow:.......how could you
@theimprovedbore550
@theimprovedbore550 3 жыл бұрын
tbf all youd really need to do is break both his arms
@batcrit
@batcrit 3 жыл бұрын
@@theimprovedbore550 You could do the same for batman
@Ulekius
@Ulekius 3 жыл бұрын
@@batcrit tbh, he might have a plan for if someone broke his arms. He has loads of money and gadgets available
@NierRz
@NierRz 3 жыл бұрын
and here comes the batman who laugh XD
@HiroIndo16
@HiroIndo16 2 жыл бұрын
1. be the most valuable IP of DC comics 2. watch the writers struggle to find the logic for you beating a literal god
@candygirl4life
@candygirl4life 3 жыл бұрын
"And number 1 Batman, bet you didn't see this one coming did you" ME: "I did, I did"
@JohnSmith-ex8iw
@JohnSmith-ex8iw 3 жыл бұрын
I knew as soon as I saw Supes on the number 2 slot
@laurahugillofficial
@laurahugillofficial 3 жыл бұрын
It wasn’t surprising at all.
@PHSDM104
@PHSDM104 3 жыл бұрын
Best scene in Justice League: Doom. Right after the league finds out about Batman's plans. Superman: None of us would ever do that to you. Batman: Then, you're damned fools. Me: Well...
@arhumtariq9455
@arhumtariq9455 3 жыл бұрын
@@DealXGaming he was wrong on the joker part in injustice
@treycavendish740
@treycavendish740 3 жыл бұрын
The batman who laughed tower of babel one where he goes insane and the other he's mind controlled and he still single handedly kicks the justice league *ss add into his contingency plan is the justice league wonderful plan for my favorite character he seems to miss the small things like he has the plans to take down the league if he ever Turned
@KillerArmyStyle
@KillerArmyStyle 3 жыл бұрын
@@treycavendish740 But Batman Who Laughs is just one time where it didn't work. There are like 10 to 20 other times when Batman was mind-controlled and was taken down by the Justice League easily. You just gonna ignore those?
@adamhogan5442
@adamhogan5442 3 жыл бұрын
@GGR Makes I mean do they really need one for batman I can think of two justice league members that batman alone would have completely no way of winning flash and shazam if either of them really wanted to beat bat's they could do it in a heart beat
@ShiranuiLoki
@ShiranuiLoki 3 жыл бұрын
Anime MC: We can't die, we have plot armor. Batman: Hold my Batarang.
@Nanocide_9
@Nanocide_9 3 жыл бұрын
goku: Ha death is a joke
@achapotachadabapot
@achapotachadabapot 3 жыл бұрын
@@Nanocide_9 shubaru seems more fit to say that line
@noxXxnocti
@noxXxnocti 3 жыл бұрын
Literally everyone has plot amor in comics. Lex has survived even worse shit done to him and no one brings that up ._. Besides does death really mean anything in the DC universe? It's even less of a consequence than Dragon Ball.
@Tethloach1
@Tethloach1 3 жыл бұрын
plot armor exist in most stories, comics, movies, tv shows.
@SubToCopper
@SubToCopper 3 жыл бұрын
Lololololol
@mixedbaggamer
@mixedbaggamer 2 жыл бұрын
I've always thought of it as a mutual agreement between all parties understanding that Batman is as deadly as he is intelligent just as the rest of the Justice League is deadly as they are powerful... except green Arrow
@kartushkaportato8301
@kartushkaportato8301 2 жыл бұрын
The actor for the green arrow tv show is hotter than any batman actor (IMO).
@dillonparker2082
@dillonparker2082 2 жыл бұрын
@@kartushkaportato8301 butthurt green lantern fan
@kartushkaportato8301
@kartushkaportato8301 2 жыл бұрын
@@dillonparker2082 you missed an important part there, "green arrow" green lantern is dogshit
@Heavenly_Father
@Heavenly_Father 3 жыл бұрын
Other members of the Justice League: Beings with extraordinary power Batman: He is godamn mothaf'ing Batman. Winner: Batman
@Charziken909
@Charziken909 3 жыл бұрын
Brain>Braun
@veronicawilliamson4526
@veronicawilliamson4526 3 жыл бұрын
@@Charziken909 ?
@thatrandomguy1849
@thatrandomguy1849 3 жыл бұрын
@@Charziken909 Brian
@pikkagtr1942
@pikkagtr1942 3 жыл бұрын
don't forget his super power is he's RICH
@Slapstick_Editz
@Slapstick_Editz 3 жыл бұрын
@@pikkagtr1942 and smort
@TheOmegaRiddler
@TheOmegaRiddler 3 жыл бұрын
In the special features of Justice League Doom, Batman actually gives us his weaknesses which Bain exploited in the movie. His parents.
@leonardobraynen1524
@leonardobraynen1524 3 жыл бұрын
U mean animated?
@PHSDM104
@PHSDM104 3 жыл бұрын
@@leonardobraynen1524 Just his family in general.
@dionlackey798
@dionlackey798 3 жыл бұрын
That's not his weakness, it's an exploitation but not a weakness
@Blue_Streak_Studios
@Blue_Streak_Studios 3 жыл бұрын
Green arrow: *immobilize one of his arms*
@Jazzer995
@Jazzer995 3 жыл бұрын
@@Blue_Streak_Studios Didn't stop him in Dark Knight Returns
@underdog_empire
@underdog_empire Жыл бұрын
I think the whole situation with Green Arrow is basically a subtle nod saying that the same tactics that would be used on Batman can be used for Green Arrow as well.
@intotheindievods8821
@intotheindievods8821 3 жыл бұрын
The cool thing is that you can look up audio for his contingency plans, where he goes over potential ways to beat a rogue JL member. For Green Arrow, he suggests that immobilizing an arm would be enough to get the upper hand
@vhp99
@vhp99 Жыл бұрын
That's just a fan made video doing an audio compilation
@mr.potatoaim2460
@mr.potatoaim2460 3 жыл бұрын
"Your greatest enemy is yourself." "Trust no one not even yourself." "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."
@J_M_V_0164
@J_M_V_0164 3 жыл бұрын
Keep your friends rich keep your enemies rich, find out later which is which
@yourboymason9375
@yourboymason9375 3 жыл бұрын
"If you know yourself and your enemy, you need not fear the result of 100 battles. If you know your enemy yet not yourself, for every victory you also suffer a defeat. If you know not your enemy and yourself, you will never win a battle" -Sun Tzu, "The art of war" (Also sorry if that's not the direct quote I'm copying from memory lol)
@RaldML
@RaldML 3 жыл бұрын
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@legobatmanguy6439
@legobatmanguy6439 3 жыл бұрын
Batman: I Made the plans For our and the world's safety. The Batman who Laughs: Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
@yosoydave8521
@yosoydave8521 2 жыл бұрын
so he could permanently cripple super humans and practically gods, some in a very inhumane and cruel way, but can't keep an insane clown in jail or an asylum... ok makes perfect sense
@youngsirzo
@youngsirzo 3 жыл бұрын
Batman just has to find a way to takeoff Cyborg's arms. "Is that gonna be hard to do?" "Actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience"
@giorgosg9671
@giorgosg9671 3 жыл бұрын
Taking off the arms of a cyborg is tight
@EpicJ-pe2tl
@EpicJ-pe2tl 3 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference
@EpicJ-pe2tl
@EpicJ-pe2tl 3 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference
@justanordinaryguy._.7399
@justanordinaryguy._.7399 3 жыл бұрын
Batman: Hey cyborg, can you lend me your arm so I can do some improvement to it. Cyborg: Whatever you say, batman. *Take off arm and gives it to batman*
@thandi3453
@thandi3453 3 жыл бұрын
i understood that reference
@Justin-sj5of
@Justin-sj5of 3 жыл бұрын
I always love the mental gymnastics required to explain why Barry Allen doesn't solve every problem instantly before anyone even knows there is a problem. He has the ability to rewind time, erase anyone from existence, if he dies... the universe will re-create him from scratch, and is literally the most powerful being in the known timeline ---> Barry has the ability to generate infinite mass & energy and has infinite time to solve any problem... he has a pocket reality where he is a literal god with the ability to create anything... and then can take it with him when he leaves that pocket reality to have it afffect the greater universe... he has omni-foresight (he can precieve the future/past/present at will), omni-presence (he can be anywhere whenever he wants... including multiple places at the same time), Omniscience (he can learn anything whenever he wants... with infinite time to learn and master... he has broken the 4th wall in the comics) and he has omni-potency (he controls a reality that allows him to give himself any power that he wants)... he is a nexus being that exists in all timelines and if he is truely in danger... a future version of himself will go back into the past and save him... let that sink in.
@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 3 жыл бұрын
Well that is true, IF ONLY BARRY Gains Full Control of his powers which he definitely won't in a Team Up Battles
@sweetpeaches6916
@sweetpeaches6916 3 жыл бұрын
Omniscience is not being able to learn anything whenever he wants because u can apply that to any normal being
@Astroryx
@Astroryx 3 жыл бұрын
Omniscience isn’t being able to learn anything because theoretically a human without mental limitations could do the same thing & use the internet to keep that knowledge. He also isn’t omnipotent as that’s “all powerful” and going up on things like Mandrakk & Cosmic Armor, or better yet Milkman, shows he isn’t going to be stronger than all of them. Also not every villain is bound by time, or even dimensions themselves.
@reduande
@reduande 3 жыл бұрын
Time travel in short is a trash. Because like you say. Greatest power is save/load and it makes all the stories and tragedy a joke. Which means from a story telling, this ability should not be available without serious repercussion. Eg: One time use, drastically shortening the lifespan of the user etc. But you should sink one more thing in. The items around us are not designed to be used on the speed that Barry would have to use. He would burn most thing he would try to use...
@Justin-sj5of
@Justin-sj5of 3 жыл бұрын
@@Astroryx so a few things. 1. Barry, he can affect beings with Time Effects that are technically not affected by Time. 2. His mere existence created a universe warping force that did not exist before he gained his powers. He literally created the speed force in universes where it had never existed previously. He can rewind time in an universe where Time Travel is technically NOT possible. 3. Barry can give himself any power he wants while he is in pocket dimension just because he wants it... including full blown Resurrection, Creating Life, Mind, Matter, and Forces (this alone makes him more powerful than several "Gods"). That said, Barry has the ultimate power... he is a writer's crutch... because if they ever want to reboot the DC universe you need a seriously OP character to do it.
@deputyrook6232
@deputyrook6232 3 жыл бұрын
reporter: "so what are your powers?" Superman: "flight, super speed, super strength, freeze breath, laser eyes, and probably a few other things i'm forgetting." flash: "i'm so fast even teleportation is slower." wonder woman: "super strength, super speed, super agility, combat training." green lantern: "i have this ring that essentially lets me will objects into existence." martian manhunter: "invisibility, telekenisis, telepathy, shape shifting, flight, ..." cyborg: "i'm a cyborg, what else do you want me to say?" aquaman: "super strength, breathing underwater, super fast swimming, communicating with fish, etc" plasticman: "i can morph my body into whatever i want." batman: "I-" reporter: "wait, i thought batman and green arrow didn't have any powers." green arrow: "i'm ridiculously good with a bow." batman: "i'm fluent in 69 420 ways of kicking everyone's asses." reporter: "haha, good joke." everyone - batman: *silently and slowly shake their heads* reporter: "that was a joke ... right?" batman: *absolute sh!t eating grin*
@bamantioindrahidayat1165
@bamantioindrahidayat1165 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot that Hal Jordan literally said "you don't just any guy who wear bat suit?didn't you!"
@jimmyjam5453
@jimmyjam5453 3 жыл бұрын
I'm tied of Batman defeating everyone on the justice league.... It happens every week.
@shashwatdarshan8324
@shashwatdarshan8324 3 жыл бұрын
Why u tied to batman ...wait what do u want to say
@treatoplease3479
@treatoplease3479 3 жыл бұрын
@Hazard Safe 😂😂
@shashwattyagi2418
@shashwattyagi2418 3 жыл бұрын
@@shashwatdarshan8324 arre same name
@55Quirll
@55Quirll 3 жыл бұрын
In JL:Doom, Bruce never meant to kill any of his teammates only disable them. It was Vandal Savage who altered his plans so as to kill the entire JL. Since Bruce devised the methods to disable the JL, he also knew how to save them. Though being buried alive by Bane was nice twist, not something he thought about.
@shanehickenbottom1006
@shanehickenbottom1006 2 жыл бұрын
In the actual Tower of Babel story, everything u said was true except it was Ra's Al Ghul that decrypted the plans from the main frame in the Cave
@55Quirll
@55Quirll 2 жыл бұрын
@@shanehickenbottom1006 Thanks for that. I enjoyed reading the comics that depicted Batman against Ra's, those were some very well written and drawn comics.
@shanehickenbottom1006
@shanehickenbottom1006 2 жыл бұрын
@@55Quirll glad to do it. I just wish the modern books were as good as books in years past Late 70s-2000s to be exact. I really liked the yellow oval insignia best and the continuity within the time of those years was really great imo
@Bamazon1990
@Bamazon1990 2 жыл бұрын
Because once again Bane decides not to kill him. Batman's super power is that when he's defeated no one ever bothers to kill him.
@LargeFriesChocoShake
@LargeFriesChocoShake 2 жыл бұрын
The Dark Knights metal series is really cool when it comes to showing how an evil Batman would kill the Justice League members. In Batman Red Death, Batman goes mad from losing everyone he cares about and he goes after Flash to steal his abilities and he catches him by killing all of his rogues and stealing their weapons and abilities and shit. In Batman Devastator he injects himself with Doomsday's DNA and he pummels an evil Superman to death, in Batman Drowned the atlanteans attack and she mutates herself to have gills and shit and kills Aquaman by spearing him through the heart with his own trident. Highly recommend it, there are many more Batmen in the Dark Knights Metal comic series
@daraghokane4236
@daraghokane4236 2 жыл бұрын
If they ever make a jusice league show they should build up to tower of babale and in one episode have batman interagate flash rouges ask how captain cold could fight the flash and just write that down, barry doesn't know he is takeing his advice. His anti flash plan should be pay the rouges
@thisguyshere6675
@thisguyshere6675 3 жыл бұрын
I watched a clip. His weakness is being human. That’s what he admitted.
@greenyboimax10
@greenyboimax10 3 жыл бұрын
Which he could easily change, he could easily become a kryptonian and peak kryptonian clowns supes
@hyp0cr1tical
@hyp0cr1tical 2 жыл бұрын
@@greenyboimax10 Kryptonians are a humanoid species of “aliens” you can’t just… *become* Kryptonian unless he were to like, transfer his consciousness into another living one, but isn’t Superman pretty much the only one left?
@greenyboimax10
@greenyboimax10 2 жыл бұрын
@@hyp0cr1tical Platinum Kryptonite dog
@killerkirby366
@killerkirby366 2 жыл бұрын
We’ll yeah. He can’t exactly tell them anything they don’t know He’s human All he can tell them is how to exploit Batman’s rmotions
@thisguyshere6675
@thisguyshere6675 2 жыл бұрын
@@killerkirby366 fair point. i shouldve typed my comment better. you have a good point i must admit.
@meisterigi007
@meisterigi007 3 жыл бұрын
Batman to JL in JL Doom: "If you people can't see the potential danger of an out of control justice league.I don't need to wait for a vote I don't belong here."
@WaterStar2398
@WaterStar2398 2 жыл бұрын
0:30 plastic man is telling Batman off and Batman is like “🙎🏻‍♂️”
@ryderr6207
@ryderr6207 3 жыл бұрын
Someone already said this probably, but after watching Invincible, Batmans paranoia makes a lot more sense.
@abm8249
@abm8249 3 жыл бұрын
Y’all need to listen to Batman explaining these himself, there’s something badass abt it lmao
@JerryJB1267
@JerryJB1267 3 жыл бұрын
Wasnt it in the animated series where he also talks about how to defeat red tornado and black canary
@TheTwelfthCollector
@TheTwelfthCollector 3 жыл бұрын
"You made contingency plans to stop everybody in the League just in case any of us ever went bad. With all that talk about unchecked power, you're still so arrogant you didn't bother to come up with a plan to stop yourself?" - Superman "I do have a plan. It's called the Justice League." - Batman
@Neutral_Tired
@Neutral_Tired 2 жыл бұрын
terrifying fact about Aquaman. The human brain has some similarities to a fish brain, it's not enough that he can control people but he can basically give you a stroke at his whim
@OldManTastic
@OldManTastic 3 жыл бұрын
Here's how the Justice League kills Batman Superman: Punches Batman Wonder woman: Punches Batman Flash: Punches Batman Cyborg: Punches Batman Aquaman: Punches Batman underwater Green Lantern: Punches Batman but with green
@nexus9487
@nexus9487 3 жыл бұрын
He would still kill them all
@OldManTastic
@OldManTastic 3 жыл бұрын
@@nexus9487 each of them can kill all of them with the right plot armor
@plagueofjoe
@plagueofjoe 3 жыл бұрын
​@@nexus9487 Three of those characters can kill Batman from orbit. Three of them can kill Batman faster than the synapses in his brain can fire to even process the simplest thought. The idea that a normal human would win against any of them is the stupidest idea in comics. Imagine writing about a normal ant beating you in a fight. An ant that is glowing and also making so much noise that it has no potential whatsoever to hide from you. Then realize that the ant is still far, far stronger, faster, and more perceptive relative to you than Batman is to Superman.
@falconstudios146
@falconstudios146 3 жыл бұрын
Green Lantern Rings only allow for lethal force under extreme circumstances. Other than that, yeah, this is pretty accurate.
@Crescendobro
@Crescendobro 3 жыл бұрын
@@falconstudios146 not since a specific arc in the comics, I think it was the Sinestro War. The Guardians took off the lethal force limiters on the rings and I have a funny feeling they didn't turn them back on
@connornoiles2447
@connornoiles2447 Жыл бұрын
Batman probably expects Clark to have his own plans to deal with a evil Batman
@hrzg6691
@hrzg6691 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, Batman isn’t wrong for that. It’s not that he distrust the people personally but like he explained to the justice League, they could get mindcontrolled or have magic casted on them so they wouldn’t be themselves but still have their abilities
@dezaina9961
@dezaina9961 3 жыл бұрын
I remember these also being in the files of dc universe.
@theawsomenesdestroyer
@theawsomenesdestroyer 3 жыл бұрын
Intresting
@CamSeanoaTolls26
@CamSeanoaTolls26 3 жыл бұрын
Justice League Doom proved who really run shit lol. Batman 🐏
@CamSeanoaTolls26
@CamSeanoaTolls26 3 жыл бұрын
@Aidan Goat 😂
@ahmed4363
@ahmed4363 3 жыл бұрын
@@CamSeanoaTolls26 goatman? Docm77?
@charliecoke7396
@charliecoke7396 3 жыл бұрын
Batman describing his plans for the worst case scenario: A series of complex contingencies abusing the league members weaknesses to his greatest advantage. Batman actually facing the worst case scenario: Clarke, get em.
@HallowedKeeper_
@HallowedKeeper_ 2 жыл бұрын
Wrong, Worst Case Scenario. When all his plans fail, but he still has Superman on his Side: I'll do the Strategizing, you do the pummeling, sound fair Superman Batman is a Tactician, Superman while gifted is a REALLY big hammer
@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit
@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit 3 жыл бұрын
Bats actually has a plan to take Green Arrow down: break one of his arms.
@pedrosilva9497
@pedrosilva9497 3 жыл бұрын
Batman who laughs is such an amazing piece of work.
@LilC1deep
@LilC1deep 2 жыл бұрын
Why
@giornogiovannatheultimateb8553
@giornogiovannatheultimateb8553 Жыл бұрын
@@LilC1deep he use this plan and go steal supreme being powers and become evil God
@kennethboerum9778
@kennethboerum9778 3 жыл бұрын
It was stated that Batman has about 100 ways to kill almost everyone he’s met as Batman except Alfred because Batman has said that if Alfred wanted to he could kill him in pretty much any way because Alfred is that much better and smarter than him
@SuuaCPunchrose
@SuuaCPunchrose 3 жыл бұрын
And that’s how a Human Being tops off Superpowers, is with the Mind and Super Strategy!
@ibadullah4583
@ibadullah4583 3 жыл бұрын
This video proves human beings are stronger than jinns
@lalainaramarivelo
@lalainaramarivelo 3 жыл бұрын
because obviously they are mutually exclusive. Bravo
@FirestoneAnimation
@FirestoneAnimation 3 жыл бұрын
So then who can save the day if a 5 Ton metal beam descends upon you?
@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 3 жыл бұрын
@@FirestoneAnimation A Green rock
@FirestoneAnimation
@FirestoneAnimation 3 жыл бұрын
@@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec How is a rock (which would shatter from the pressure) gonna save you from a 5 ton metal beam?
@denniscarew3637
@denniscarew3637 Жыл бұрын
How to kill literally anyone: go back in time and stop them from being conceived
@kevinbergonia5019
@kevinbergonia5019 3 жыл бұрын
Batman: The general reason why I can beat all the members of the Justice League is BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!!
@jackcap1700
@jackcap1700 3 жыл бұрын
martha :)
@gabanna
@gabanna 3 жыл бұрын
@@jackcap1700 no!!!!!!! Y did u say dat!!!!!!!!! Y!!!!!! IM BATMAN
@riley7152
@riley7152 3 жыл бұрын
You mean The Goddamn Batman
@jackcap1700
@jackcap1700 3 жыл бұрын
@@gabanna I mean martha kent :)
@gabanna
@gabanna 3 жыл бұрын
@@jackcap1700 cool IM BATMAN
@braden1476
@braden1476 3 жыл бұрын
I AM VENGENCE, I AM THE NIGHT, I. AM. able to defeat the entire justice league.
@dimmetterson2739
@dimmetterson2739 3 жыл бұрын
I find it funny that’s in the 60s he was just a regular detective who dressed up as a bat With a bird themed sidekick who follows every law in America but now he’s a guy who will kill to survive at any cost He literally got mad at robin for not buckling up in the batmobile and wouldn’t even let him go into a bar cuz he’s 16 Lol
@travisadams6279
@travisadams6279 3 жыл бұрын
It is funny how much hes changed. But its not the 60s anymore, and Batman is still against killing.
@BullyMaguirejr
@BullyMaguirejr 3 жыл бұрын
@@travisadams6279 batman killed in the beginning, and he was created in 40s, not 60s.
@stevenscott2136
@stevenscott2136 3 жыл бұрын
Comics after WW2 were regulated by the Comics Code, which was started because some people were afraid comics would turn children into ax murderers, commies, Beatles fans, etc. This forced superheroes to become incredibly lame, because comics were being vetted by bored 1950's housewives. Stan Lee and the DEA were the first to break the CC yoke, when the feds asked Lee to promote an anti-drug message in the wildly-popular Spider-Man comics. The CC refused to approve it, but Marvel figured they had higher-level approval, and published it anyway. Once it was shown that people would still buy non-CC comics and not riot, the wall started to crumble and stories fit for people older than 5 began to show up. It probably helped that the generation reading the "safe" comics had grown up to be hippies, draft-dodgers, Beatles fans, and other horrors, so clearly "safe" comics didn't help anything.
@spudsdj8384
@spudsdj8384 2 жыл бұрын
In Justice league doom at the end Superman ask Batman, " you have a way to defeat all of us but what if you go bad what's your plan to stop yourself" bats response was " the Justice league" and he walked away and left the league
@littleanxietydemon1986
@littleanxietydemon1986 3 жыл бұрын
This is why if Batman goes evil everything just falls apart
@Phantom-vo8jy
@Phantom-vo8jy 2 жыл бұрын
he'd get get bodied and then complain so he could get more plot armor because he's a child playing superhero amongst gods
@GabrielGarcia-eu6vr
@GabrielGarcia-eu6vr 3 жыл бұрын
Lol the ending is quite an accurate proposition.. I think the one who would ultimately be responsible and who the justice league would likely turn to if batman was to turn evil, would most definitely be Alfred.
@sedovt
@sedovt 3 жыл бұрын
Just wanna add that Batman's method to beat Wonder Woman in JL: Doom technically isn't poison. In JL: Doom, Cheetah injected WW with nanomachines that make her perceive everyone else as Cheetah, locking her in constant combat and endangering everyone around her. So it's almost the exact same method as in Tower of Babel.
@Bamazon1990
@Bamazon1990 2 жыл бұрын
which was a dumb plan to begin with because it would never occur to her to go somewhere there aren't any people? to try to draw the cheetah after her? or to even question why there are hundreds of cheetahs around? or why most of them are screaming and running for their lives? his contingency for WW was the stupidest.
@LilC1deep
@LilC1deep 2 жыл бұрын
@@Bamazon1990 agreed
@fromdeathtolife1993
@fromdeathtolife1993 3 жыл бұрын
This man is hands down my fav Super hero..he knows every thing about every one...
@joshuamason8992
@joshuamason8992 2 жыл бұрын
if you take away the fact that these characters all have main character syndrome, it does not matter how much batman has prepped. he still loses in nearly every scenario, things moving at super speed and then everything seemingly having super strength as a normal ability. the man being human will always be his downfall, being able to prep scenarios and events means nothing when they just speed through him like a train, its done. it is only because he is batman and its more fun to stall it out that we even begin to think anyone has a chance. they do not. i am a big batman fan, but he would be dead in seconds just like any other human in this universe
@giornogiovannatheultimateb8553
@giornogiovannatheultimateb8553 Жыл бұрын
This basically speedblitz
@fromdamud1020
@fromdamud1020 3 жыл бұрын
6:00 The comedians Smiley Pin from Watchmen.
@wonderofu6951
@wonderofu6951 3 жыл бұрын
5:41 and so, my running days begin
@JustExploringSo
@JustExploringSo Жыл бұрын
Batman : "The League Is Under Attack!!!!" Alfred : "By Who?" Batman : "BY ME....!!!!"
@AnimeboyIanpower
@AnimeboyIanpower Жыл бұрын
Alfred: You're grounded, Master Bruce.
@MardukeTheRaven
@MardukeTheRaven 3 жыл бұрын
Bat's plan against himself is his family. In Justice League: Doom, Bane has dessecrated Bruce's parents grave.
@dionlackey798
@dionlackey798 3 жыл бұрын
That's only as a distraction though. What happenes when he's not distracted anymore?
@MardukeTheRaven
@MardukeTheRaven 3 жыл бұрын
@@dionlackey798 you use the time when he is distracted. For example, Bane buried him alive.
@dionlackey798
@dionlackey798 3 жыл бұрын
@@MardukeTheRaven but he didn't kill him. That was his mistake. Should've broke his back then buried him
@kijros100
@kijros100 3 жыл бұрын
Justice League doom bats specifically states his plan for himself was the Justice League
@dionlackey798
@dionlackey798 3 жыл бұрын
@@kijros100 And I've had this conversation with many more people on KZbin. Bats has a plan for all of them so how could they do anything towards a guy who has contingencies on contingencies of plans on them? Tower of Babel, Batman endgame, JLD, injustice, dark metal and death metal prove time and time again bats would kill or incapitate the JL if they were to come after him. And they can't catch him
@joshuahardee8837
@joshuahardee8837 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus. This is what happens when a perfectly good character gets taken over by fanboys.
@kiritadoshi
@kiritadoshi 3 жыл бұрын
Imo hes still...kinda balanced. The blatant plot armour would be completely ridiculous if he was also as personally capable as Superman. But you put batman in a pit with nearly any villian or hero it would be a close call at best, and his utter destruction most of the time. Meanwhile if you put batman against superman and the like, even with ample preparation time, it would be a close call at best for batmans victory. And a pretty damn decent chance of his demise. Ironically enough hes really only at his peak when teaming up with someone super powered. Best of both worlds type of thing.
@DTG_LOCKETT
@DTG_LOCKETT 3 жыл бұрын
2:25 he had a plan for Arrow and it was very simple, disable one of his arms.
@Crap_A.I_bird
@Crap_A.I_bird 2 жыл бұрын
Wasn't he still able to help batman take down superman while having only one arm
@donda3179
@donda3179 2 жыл бұрын
Batman: I will kill every justice league member The Flash: I CAN LITERALLY GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL YOU THERE!
@ArmaTomicx
@ArmaTomicx 3 жыл бұрын
People don’t know it but Batman is one of the greatest hero’s of all time and he does not need super powers to prove that
@TheRajshakku
@TheRajshakku 3 жыл бұрын
Not one of. He is the greatest superhero tied to Superman
@theRealkillioniare
@theRealkillioniare 3 жыл бұрын
only diehard superman fangirls cant accept this fact .
@kingvegeta7301
@kingvegeta7301 3 жыл бұрын
@@theRealkillioniare Such as Angry Joe. The most Salty superman crybaby fanboy the world have ever seen.
@sanjurayan4938
@sanjurayan4938 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone is wrong. Batman DOES have a superpower. It’s called “plot armour”
@ocgsage140
@ocgsage140 3 жыл бұрын
Wowzers we haven’t heard that one before
@kaodraeon6060
@kaodraeon6060 3 жыл бұрын
He has no more plot armour than any other character so keep crying gokutard or superman fanboy which ever one you are
@Emon-lq7hh
@Emon-lq7hh 3 жыл бұрын
@@kaodraeon6060 vegetaturd
@kaodraeon6060
@kaodraeon6060 3 жыл бұрын
@@Emon-lq7hh i don't like dbz try again Saitamatard
@anonymoushr88
@anonymoushr88 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Also the convenient weapons he will get that just happen to be perfect for killing this person. Like the vibrating bullet and the lightning rod from the future. If he was a tech genius and made all this stuff himself I'd respect batman more. But too many of his wins come from convenient BS. Especially considering most of these heroes would take batman out faster than you can say I am batman.
@chic-fil-ashouldopenonsund3623
@chic-fil-ashouldopenonsund3623 Жыл бұрын
after seeing what a zombified plastic man can do, im not surprised bruce made plans against him.
@lesgrossman6332
@lesgrossman6332 3 жыл бұрын
How to defeat Cyborg Step 1: Unplug the router
@plasticpeon
@plasticpeon 3 жыл бұрын
Superman: "Oh look, you got a kryptonite ring." Batman: "Hell yeah! And you're going down Supe Ol'buddy!" Superman: *Heat vision from a distant. Dead Batman. Superman: "You rely too much on those writers Batboy."
@richardthach6855
@richardthach6855 3 жыл бұрын
What about kryptonite gas?
@michaelpro7092
@michaelpro7092 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah... The writers wanted him to win so they used the same tactics all the villians keep failing with 🤣
@mortimerreid6766
@mortimerreid6766 3 жыл бұрын
Haha exactly!
@msr187
@msr187 3 жыл бұрын
Superman is the john cena of comics bland , corny and nerds fan favorite
@shrektheeverchosen6457
@shrektheeverchosen6457 3 жыл бұрын
@@msr187 who's your favorite comic hero? I'm just curious 😁
@mugtiles
@mugtiles 2 жыл бұрын
Q - How each member of Justice league defeat Batman? A - Just slap him once with no 'Plot Armor'.
@tovopro
@tovopro 3 жыл бұрын
All of this is too easy for The Bat. I would love to see him go up against Ozymandias.
@yashmaniyar7768
@yashmaniyar7768 3 жыл бұрын
Or homelander , saitama
@vunious4393
@vunious4393 3 жыл бұрын
@@yashmaniyar7768 maitama won't. Beat this guy
@somerandommodeler
@somerandommodeler 3 жыл бұрын
@@yashmaniyar7768 saitama would probally lose since Batman would probally come up with a way to beat him
@yashmaniyar7768
@yashmaniyar7768 3 жыл бұрын
@@somerandommodeler that's the thing batman can't beat saitama bcz saitama has power of satire , the way saitama gets his power is stupid and it doesn't make any sense
@gerome022
@gerome022 3 жыл бұрын
How Batman would defeat every Justice League character: *THICKEST* PLOT ARMOR OF ALL.
@captain_hashtag6428
@captain_hashtag6428 3 жыл бұрын
1:36 Walyon’s just like “Damn bro...”
@Fayren01
@Fayren01 Жыл бұрын
Green Arrow: whats the plan for me? Batman: These fucking hands 🤜🏼💥
@blurr8066
@blurr8066 3 жыл бұрын
at 9:57 he says “despite the fact he considers then all as his children” but most of them are his kids
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