Batman is the true definition of prepare for the worst and hope for the best
@DavidPintoKent3 жыл бұрын
Batman is the true definition of: win who the writers wants
@TheDemonCaine3 жыл бұрын
@@DavidPintoKent ?
@Arcad10103 жыл бұрын
@@DavidPintoKent or plot armor 😂
@peterjohnninotiania64993 жыл бұрын
@@DavidPintoKent not just batman .... All of them got written while the author is drunk
@plasticpeon3 жыл бұрын
What a joke.
@theangelbelow883 жыл бұрын
Green Arrow: "Am I a joke to you?" Batman: "Yes"
@danielawesome363 жыл бұрын
"Contingency for Green Arrow: Incapacitate one of his arms." - Also Batman
@jakewiththecake29153 жыл бұрын
Or just cut his bowstring lol
@killw0wgod8183 жыл бұрын
i think the arrowverse version of arrow would beat batman but in the comics he has no chance
@BadKarma16083 жыл бұрын
@@killw0wgod818 The arrowverse version is weaker unless you mean in his specter mode
@LordOrwell3 жыл бұрын
@@danielawesome36 the funny thing is that in one of the movies, "The Dark Knight Returns 2", Green Arrow only has one arm. It didn't stop him from shooting arrows, although it did slow him down quite a bit.
@hyp0cr1tical2 жыл бұрын
It’s also important to note that Alfred could solo the entire justice league
@danielloewen28572 жыл бұрын
Alfred is really the best character of them all
@captainkirk2652 жыл бұрын
@@danielloewen2857 GO ALFRED! We seriously need a Alfred appreciation special. 😁
@robert.7230 Жыл бұрын
I've said this before. Alfred stays in the mansion because if he tries crime fighting he would obliterate the criminals or Gotham itself.
@Person-tk5ri Жыл бұрын
When he cracks out the silver platter, you know there’s gonna be trouble
@harrisonkleinjan Жыл бұрын
Especially Lego Batman The Videogame Batcave Alfred
@Duck_Norris3 жыл бұрын
Batman: trust is good, distrust is better.
@husnainali20503 жыл бұрын
Believe me distrust is always better
@zeroakira5843 жыл бұрын
Justice league. The best awol assurance policy for Batman.
@Nuki_Ventures3 жыл бұрын
@@husnainali2050 u iô
@mad.chicken3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not don't believe you, I just don't like you."
@tripwire47273 жыл бұрын
When did batman EVER say trust is good?! 🙉🙉🙉
@xkeysanex3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a literal God and getting killed by a middle aged man who dresses up as a bat
@FirestoneAnimation3 жыл бұрын
A mentally unstable cosplayer.
@Markcus0033 жыл бұрын
How fucking stupid right?
@FirestoneAnimation3 жыл бұрын
@JASON ONG MAN YI Moe Well apparently being batman cant revive his parents
@FirestoneAnimation3 жыл бұрын
@@andreiungureanu5231 But he makes people beg for death as he leaves them paralyzed and unmoving
@jojoshoot23923 жыл бұрын
Pfft
@JJ-rf7dg3 жыл бұрын
Barry Allen, " What are your superpowers again?" Bruce Wayne , " I'm rich."
@Jawzah3 жыл бұрын
I saw it coming who would be 1. when I saw who was 2.... So I have bat-prediction superpower. LOL.
@Anthyrion3 жыл бұрын
@@Jawzah Or you watched one of his contingency plan videos that is around here on YT. That's what i did and well, the Nr. 1 wasn't so much surprising anymore. :) Also: Batman's greatest weapons aren't his gadgets. It is his superior and analysing intellect plus his readyness to do what has to be done IF one ore more League Member goes renegade
@Jawzah3 жыл бұрын
@@Anthyrion The Licensing Letter listed Marvel's Spider-Man global retail sales at $1.3 billion and Avengers at $325 million in 2013, compared with DC's Batman at $494 million and Superman at $277 million. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/superhero-earns-13-billion-a-748281 So batman is most popular out of DC heroes .. I'd list Martian Manhunter at highest threat level if "goes rogue".. Well flash is silly powerful of course too and superman would be if not for well known weaknesses and such. And sure BAtman himself is truly a threat to be taken seriously.. AS the video pointed out his mental state is questionable and he is quite resourceful - and has near superpower level of tenacity and willpower - neer gives up + cannot be killed of in mainstream DC universe = Batman "wins" always.
@Jawzah3 жыл бұрын
But MArtian Mahnuter.. HE cannot be killed of awith a flamewthower or anything let alone be depowered by simple red-wavelength spotlight (like superman).. He has "Pyrophobia" would freak out if tricked to feel/believe to be on fire.. He also has telepathy.. :O
@TheThursty1003 жыл бұрын
Hal Jordan: "You're not just one guy in a bat costume, are you?" Batman: *holding Hals Green Lantern ring* "What's this do?"
@IzukuMidoriya388552 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised if Bruce had contingency plans for those plans for defeating himself and his friends. He's the type of guy who has backup plans for his backup plans.
@Awestefeld6612 Жыл бұрын
Bayman"s plan to deal with himself is the Justice League.
@TC_aj Жыл бұрын
To backup his backup plans
@confidentmystic3 жыл бұрын
Funny how Batman has plans to murder his friends but refuses to take down the Joker.
@ShiiroHasu3 жыл бұрын
To be fair he doesn't mean to kill them, but merely incapacitate for the most part
@comebacksarecool28343 жыл бұрын
His relationship with the joker is special to him XD
@freedomenthusiast33013 жыл бұрын
Whos a bigger threat gods or a clown
@kasteo3323 жыл бұрын
@@freedomenthusiast3301 id say take the clown out first since in the moment the jokers almost never doing anything good and batman has had many chances too no matter how many people the joker kill, and after killing the clown which should be easy, then think about killing the gods 😂
@San-oe1xv3 жыл бұрын
Batman is insane
@0m39adauz73 жыл бұрын
Everyone else: How could you have plans to kill me?! Would you expect us to kill you if you went bad? Batman: YES
@rickie-893 жыл бұрын
Wow
@lmpuIsee3 жыл бұрын
@@Wildstone-jf1he if he said that they’d prepare for the plan
@kefkamadman3 жыл бұрын
@@lmpuIsee You can't prepare for Batman. It'd be like preparing for a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris; you know it's coming, you know you're screwed, you know you're dead, and there ain't anything you can do about it.
@a1obbr6303 жыл бұрын
They don't need to prepare for batman .. all they need to do is Punch him .. boom he dead .. lol .. simple
@b1bbscraz3y3 жыл бұрын
Batman doesn't have trust issues. he just follows the words of great philosopher, Foogiano: "b*tch I'm cautious"
@kilrkatt64 Жыл бұрын
Batman actually does have a contingency for himself that isn't just relying on the rest of the Justice League. He has a robot that was designed to outmatch him in every way that combs through news 24/7 looking for signs that Batman has killed someone or gone rogue in any way. It's named Failsafe, and in some alternate universe The Penguin tricks Batman into a situation where it looks like he killed him, leading to Failsafe activating and stopping at nothing to kill Batman, even going as far as to kill several other members of the Justice League, including Superman, and does eventually kill Batman
@mahutin2 Жыл бұрын
Bruh, you telling me if I hop on Twitter and lie, Failsafe will go and kill Batman? 😭
@alabamafreak Жыл бұрын
It actually doesn't kill Batman, instead it just sends him to an alternative universe
@africankakarotto8402 Жыл бұрын
And Alfred will reset it if it’s a false alarm, but since he died in that story, Failsafe was on go mode
@knoxzedlav73433 жыл бұрын
batman: im not going to make a plan to kill you green arrow: because you like me right? batman: green arrow: because you like me right?!
@lennonade56943 жыл бұрын
I think I know which meme template you're thinking of lol
@captaincraig86013 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂
@lancetheking75243 жыл бұрын
This meme template fits this context well
@needstoast3 жыл бұрын
Well I mean close but he doesn’t have a plan because he knows green arrow is pure hearted and could never turn
@lennonade56943 жыл бұрын
@@needstoast Oli has a super high kill count is one of the best fighters in the world and has the league of assassins at his beck and call. that's just cinematic and batman should still make a plan
@potatoman54983 жыл бұрын
"Be polite, be professional, have a plan to kill everyone you meet" - Isaac Newton
@siranonymous_37573 жыл бұрын
I GET THE REFERENCE
@selloutplayss19253 жыл бұрын
"I got it i understood that reference" - Benjamin Franklin
@StephenAFT3 жыл бұрын
James Mattis
@theoxygengoblin20043 жыл бұрын
"Snipping's a good job, mate" -Lee Harvey Oswald
@themalcahtwinz47433 жыл бұрын
-sniper tf2
@tycol3223 жыл бұрын
It's bad when a villain says your plan to take out cyborg is "pretty evil"
@demetrioshilton24013 жыл бұрын
Lmao got out eviled before his own eyes
@jojoshoot23923 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Cartman4wesome3 жыл бұрын
“You let Dent take your place. Even for a guy like me, that’s cruel” - Heath Ledger’s Joker.
@camblycreeper79993 жыл бұрын
It also bad when it comes from a Literall Amoral Animal that eats people! that's like a Mortal Kombat developer saying "Maybe that's a little too brutal...."
@wastedpaladin63193 жыл бұрын
considering it was Killer Croc who said that too, says a lot as well
@עפרניר2 жыл бұрын
Batman actually is aware of his weaknesses and have made a recording of himself in case the other justice leage members need his help in defeating him. He said it would be best to distract him, like with taking a hostage that is his family or friend, or exploiting his endless crusade of helping the weak and innocent.
@quicksparta39552 жыл бұрын
He also said, "be very careful before you try this"
@devinnall22842 жыл бұрын
If I was Bats I'd make a plan to defeat myself then find a way to erase my memory
@SATELLITEDOWN77352 жыл бұрын
Yeah but thats not really anything to work with.... because if they needed to stop batman...you would think that he wouldnt care about the weak or his family anymore.
@hberkk2 жыл бұрын
Wtf… we are talking about batman going nuts or brainwashed and going for domination yet he thinks evil batman would still care about alfred or smth lol silly
@archazazel18552 жыл бұрын
@@SATELLITEDOWN7735 I know right biggest controdicitiob
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache3 жыл бұрын
The best super power isn't money, or intelligence. It's plot armor.
@thonystark44233 жыл бұрын
Damn bro that's mad funny
@c.nroadconstruction99633 жыл бұрын
Welcome back 😯
@battleofthelegos71963 жыл бұрын
lmao
@Unknownrandomdude3 жыл бұрын
Just Some Guy without a Mustache I basically see you everywhere.
@sleepytoons3 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE EVERYWHERE
@debamchakraborty11433 жыл бұрын
After seeing Omni-Man from 'Invincible', Batman has all rights to have these contingency plans.
@nont184113 жыл бұрын
And that’s how the narrative works. The modern media are so obsessed with “evil” Superman because the writers never trust that a very powerful being like Clark could be a force for good. That’s why we got Brightburn, Homelander, Plutonian, Omni-Man and Injustice Superman to the point that general audience root for Lex Luthor (a literal villain) and Batman (a backstabber who’s willing to murder his friends but not the Joker).
@El-de6nj3 жыл бұрын
i wouldn't say that batman is a backstabber. He's surrounded by countless beings with way more raw power than him. Anybody with that amount of power is deemed a threat. in a world where aliens, mins control, etc., are horrifically common, it's completely reasonable to have a plan if anything ever goes wrong.
@KimbaLemur3 жыл бұрын
@@nont18411 The funny thing batman made something that killed so many people. Im not joking.. It's called OMAC. Many metahumans didnt live.
@a.t.t.g83593 жыл бұрын
@@nont18411 to be fair to batman, his friends get brainwashed or mind controlled every other week
@Hensley_Jb3 жыл бұрын
@@nont18411 everyone in injustice was disgusting
@remakethestars26833 жыл бұрын
EVERYONE: Batman's super paranoid. ME: If I was surrounded by that many superpowered beings every day and lived in a world were mind control and possession were that easy, I'd be planning for dealing with them too. That ain't paranoia; that's just common sense.
@kndall59593 жыл бұрын
You should want a plan when a guy who can split a planet with a punch gets pissed off.
@Unknownrandomdude3 жыл бұрын
@@kndall5959 Who?
@kndall59593 жыл бұрын
@Lövenge Genesis Stop projecting. I'm not worked up, so I don't need to "calm down". Depending on which iteration of Superman you get, he is capable of splitting a planet with a punch.
@shashwatdarshan83243 жыл бұрын
Yep and the other reason could be actually he have amazon prime. Where he see the boys series which make him realize of his own team 😀
@shaqjuice4203 жыл бұрын
@Lövenge Genesis clearly you know jack shit about superman, he could fly to the center of the sun, chill there for a bit, come back and do exactly as suggested. Man can lift INFINITE mass!!! You dont think he can take out a planet???? Come on lmao
@fishyfishking79063 жыл бұрын
Rule of thumb: The more prep-time the more likely it is that batman wins.
@baitornot46973 жыл бұрын
100% true, he can always win if he has the time
@bryansuralta5923 жыл бұрын
I don't know. Give Superman some prep time to plan.
@takethat8633 жыл бұрын
Superman dosen't need prep time he can 300feet away and blast batman batman is the most overrated superhero ever
@mihnea97593 жыл бұрын
@@takethat863 fax
@W2ATL3 жыл бұрын
Yep, he's Bill Bellicheck/Nick Saban like that.
@captloki133 жыл бұрын
The only reason why Batman allows the Justice League to exist is to keep him in check
@Halfort573 жыл бұрын
Apparently, the Batman Who Laughs taught us that the Justice League does NOT keep their trophies in check. So every confiscated artifact from villains is held 100% functional and loaded in their warehouse. So keeping Batman in check means shit since could easily access those weapons to kill of all the Justice League
@sirsplintfastthepungent13733 жыл бұрын
@@Halfort57 that's bc the only thing in the universe that is powerful enough to keep Batman in check is Alfred Pennyworth.
@OMGanger3 жыл бұрын
That’s why I allow nukes to exist
@Jbluez13 жыл бұрын
Well, also because they are friends and he’s not THAT psychotic.
@Speedracer63 жыл бұрын
And yet we see how well that works whenever batman goes evil and solos the justice league. So really, batman needs a new plan at this rate.
@astropunch1013 жыл бұрын
The fact that Batman thinks Green Arrow is less of a threat than Plastic Man, that’s really saying something
@zl37913 жыл бұрын
well plastic man is actually incredibly powerful so it's not really surprising. Also, there is no way green arrow can be a threat to batman.
@trepapi65393 жыл бұрын
Why not? They are essentially the same character. Batman just dresses better.
@zl37913 жыл бұрын
@@trepapi6539 Did you seriously just ask that lol. Let's see, Batman is more experienced, better trained, is a much better combatant, is way smarter, is richer and has access to better and more resources, is physically superior and is pretty much superior in every category. They have similarities given that they're humans who used their wealth to become superheroes despite not having any powers but that's where the similarities end. In a fight, Batman would demolish Green Arrow and he'd do so very casually.
@zl37913 жыл бұрын
@@trepapi6539 Don't let the Arrow show fool you, Green Arrow is nowhere near Batman's level. I doubt he's even in the top 20 best combatants in the DC Comics.
@trepapi65393 жыл бұрын
@@zl3791 I don't watch the show I was just using their similar formulas for comparison. Batman us a way more popular character which is why he seems more talented but really he just looks cooler. If you check out their Wikipedia pages (i know its not the best source) it will show how similar they are written.
@Kevin-og1zx2 жыл бұрын
Batman's trust issues are so bad he doesn't even trust himself
@mms68623 жыл бұрын
Batman: Has more plans to kill his friends than killing the Joker
@vunknownvictory3 жыл бұрын
Well joker is smart
@patrickbasedman52553 жыл бұрын
Not kill he would never kill if he did joker won't be able to see the light of the day again
@yexwtf81513 жыл бұрын
Batman acts like joker is his dad
@kenjiii7283 жыл бұрын
Stolen comment
@the_last_ballad3 жыл бұрын
Batman's plans were not to kill, but to incapacitate. Superman has kryptonite, but it has to be carefully balanced as too much exposure, or for too long, can kill him. Wonder Woman's is trapping her in a fight with an equally powerful opponent, potentially with VR. Flash is injuring his leg, and, in the case where a more permanent solution is needed, waist down paralysis. The Manhunter's fire weakness is sometimes physical, sometimes psychological. Either way, coating him in nanites that will burst into flame upon contact with oxygen ensures he cannot do anything on Earth. And as they are nanites, there is likely a way to shut them off if the issue passes. Plastic man's plan didn't involve shattering him, just freezing and storage. Green lantern's just blinds him via hypnotic suggestion or something similar to convince him that he is blind. As for the Joker, why does he need a plan to kill him? He already can beat him half to death on a regular basis, all he would need to do is be more through if death was his intended outcome...
@persephoneklein3 жыл бұрын
"I could be a planetary threat if I wanted to." "Of course you could, dear."
@joshreeves10363 жыл бұрын
Considering the batman who laughs wiped out the human race, yes. Yes he could.
@calvinsquire31883 жыл бұрын
@@joshreeves1036 right it’s almost as if he takes Batman for a joke
@vibez28063 жыл бұрын
@@joshreeves1036 cause of plot, that is batman in a nutshell
@vibez28063 жыл бұрын
@JAYDEN HERRERA he is smart but that means jack all with people like the flash whose brain is faster than a super computer. He should be able to think of plans that batman have in less than a second The problem with batman is that to make him win, they nerf every hero he fights
@vibez28063 жыл бұрын
@JAYDEN HERRERA I just used 1 example. Plus what you said back don't even focus on what I was saying. I was talking about when the flash fights batman. Either ways I can give a bunch of examples so again the only thing batman have going for him is plot that the writer gives him cause people like that he is human going against these people
@Twitch_Fox2 жыл бұрын
"Supes knows Batman has SOMETHING made of kyptonite on him." Uh, my guy... Superman flat out GAVE Batman kryptonite for the sole purpose of being the ONLY one he trusts to take him down if he went rogue.
@Senpai_B3 жыл бұрын
Batman is the glue for the Justice League. Without him they won’t be so cohesive
@arian14953 жыл бұрын
Totally
@TheD3ADZ0N33 жыл бұрын
The CW be like: who?
@legolad74903 жыл бұрын
That don’t make sense
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@SwimmyJimmy753 жыл бұрын
Batman isn’t a traitor. He’s just ahead of the curve -Heath Ledger’s Joker
@EnigmaEnginseer2 жыл бұрын
@Jeff Bazinga I’m sure the Injustice universe agrees with you
@mutoka69082 жыл бұрын
Like is 666
@ambatukam1782 жыл бұрын
@Jeff Bazinga He's not a villian, nor a hero, who told you if "Ah He'S a ViLiAn"
@mustangadrian52352 жыл бұрын
I am 1000th like
@studiosans70562 жыл бұрын
@@EnigmaEnginseer he’s kind of a anti hero in a way
@-_Atomix_- Жыл бұрын
everybody gangsta until batman accidentally uses the pink kryptonite instead of the green one while fighting superman.
@ElectricPeaPlayz3 жыл бұрын
Batman: I'm an uncountable amount of parallel universes ahead of you.
@B_Salmon3 жыл бұрын
8lo
@yeetmcyeetalot59793 жыл бұрын
Batman: I even had a contingency plan for facing evil version of our selves from Parallel universes
@giornogiovannatheultimateb8553 Жыл бұрын
@@yeetmcyeetalot5979 batman who laugh: l casually counter this with my ultra plan
@yeetmcyeetalot5979 Жыл бұрын
@@giornogiovannatheultimateb8553 Batman who laughs: *laughs*
@giornogiovannatheultimateb8553 Жыл бұрын
@@yeetmcyeetalot5979 darkest knight:"laugh in nigh-omnipotent
@thegamerator103 жыл бұрын
Batman: *has plans to kill each of the members of the Justice League if they ever went rogue* Also Batman: *refuses to kill the Joker, the most dangerous criminal in Gotham City*
@AbyssReflex3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment^
@southbayforce0363 жыл бұрын
Super being > clown
@ethanheard92083 жыл бұрын
Because hes the worst in one city, these would be world shattering villains if they went rogue
@Markcus0033 жыл бұрын
@@ethanheard9208 that's a big IFs.
@riddhimandas44583 жыл бұрын
@@Markcus003 + bats plans were not for killing. and if he kills a human or some sentient being from earth he will become the batman who laughs.
@JoNarDLoLz2 жыл бұрын
The fac that Batman puts a contingency plan against himself, while not having one for Green Arrow is such a baller move
@animeteethies58693 жыл бұрын
Batman is literally so broken. He is a human and literally can beat people with the most overpowered abilities like that's why I love him. And the way his enemies fear him because he isn't afraid to break bones and brutalize them, especially when he goes by a no killing code
@aka4saad2283 жыл бұрын
People say “Batman is just a dude with a suit who’s rich and can’t beat the Joker” but the truth is Bruce Wayne is dead Batman isn’t the same rich dude he’s fear Batman is vengeance he’s the one everyone fears at the night the people who say Batman is weak and stuff clearly don’t know anything about him
@rinezbs3 жыл бұрын
@@aka4saad228 batman isn't weak but he's heavily protected with plot armour
@aka4saad2283 жыл бұрын
@@rinezbs Not always thought most times he’s just too smart
@JerryJB12673 жыл бұрын
@@rinezbs hes always aware of what people can do to him he knows hes just a human being surrounded by gods so he always has a back up plan, he even knew about the radion bullet to defeat darkseid the justice leagues biggest threat
@Ninjersey13 жыл бұрын
@@aka4saad228 that’s why DC is trash cuz there’s no regular man like that in marvel who can take out Thor or Hulk,Scarlet witch,not even Mr.Fantastic can pull that off lol plot armor at its finest it’s comical “Because he’s Batman” 😂
@daviddejesus33913 жыл бұрын
Manhunter is one of the most op, under used character in the JL
@powerlessnessu13 жыл бұрын
No cap
@MyRegardsToTheDodo3 жыл бұрын
Probably because he's too powerful. You'd need very powerful enemies to get an interesting story.
@maloukadaknou1533 жыл бұрын
Yeah man
@samuelbankston21083 жыл бұрын
I feel like they do him like marvel sentry and the hulk maybe. They keep him out a lot of stories because it would be short if he was there
@illidan24253 жыл бұрын
Well no if u light a match he will disintegrate
@mysticeditsstuff2 жыл бұрын
I think Green Arrow poses the biggest threat to Batman, he is the only one who won’t underestimate Batman.
@goodfella20573 жыл бұрын
I like how he said that cyborg would destroy Batman's "human form" implying that Batman won't even be stopped if he's killed lmao.
@kiritadoshi3 жыл бұрын
Well batman did record these tactics for others to be able to use if he himself can’t. He’s pretty adamant about being a thorn in their side even after death lmao
@serious_mood_rig75112 жыл бұрын
In one of the Dark DC comics Batman made an AI of Alfred, who's to say he can't make one of himself
@AMZingHADES2 жыл бұрын
@@serious_mood_rig7511 Who's to say he doesn't already have one?
@erwinthedodo92053 жыл бұрын
I like to think the reason that batman didn't make a plan for green arrow is because he trusted him not to go crazy with power, since he didn't really have one to begin with
@alphanoodle18772 жыл бұрын
Green arrow is basically batman but instead took up a bow instead of being bigger brain
@rdtiel2 жыл бұрын
I think batman did have a plan It was to break his arms
@chrissingleton88752 жыл бұрын
@@rdtiel I've heard this too. Break both his arms. He specifically has to break both cos he'll still be a threat with one arm
@KarmicDJ2 жыл бұрын
Nah the reason is because green arrow is basically just a strong human who can use a bow really well so not that big of a threat
@LS-wy4bk2 жыл бұрын
@@KarmicDJ batman doesnt even have a bow lol
@batcrit3 жыл бұрын
It’s hilarious that Batman didn’t create a plan for green arrow but he created a plan for himself.
@putrakacak59943 жыл бұрын
He never considered a green arrow a threat Green arrow:.......how could you
@theimprovedbore5503 жыл бұрын
tbf all youd really need to do is break both his arms
@batcrit3 жыл бұрын
@@theimprovedbore550 You could do the same for batman
@Ulekius3 жыл бұрын
@@batcrit tbh, he might have a plan for if someone broke his arms. He has loads of money and gadgets available
@NierRz3 жыл бұрын
and here comes the batman who laugh XD
@HiroIndo162 жыл бұрын
1. be the most valuable IP of DC comics 2. watch the writers struggle to find the logic for you beating a literal god
@candygirl4life3 жыл бұрын
"And number 1 Batman, bet you didn't see this one coming did you" ME: "I did, I did"
@JohnSmith-ex8iw3 жыл бұрын
I knew as soon as I saw Supes on the number 2 slot
@laurahugillofficial3 жыл бұрын
It wasn’t surprising at all.
@PHSDM1043 жыл бұрын
Best scene in Justice League: Doom. Right after the league finds out about Batman's plans. Superman: None of us would ever do that to you. Batman: Then, you're damned fools. Me: Well...
@arhumtariq94553 жыл бұрын
@@DealXGaming he was wrong on the joker part in injustice
@treycavendish7403 жыл бұрын
The batman who laughed tower of babel one where he goes insane and the other he's mind controlled and he still single handedly kicks the justice league *ss add into his contingency plan is the justice league wonderful plan for my favorite character he seems to miss the small things like he has the plans to take down the league if he ever Turned
@KillerArmyStyle3 жыл бұрын
@@treycavendish740 But Batman Who Laughs is just one time where it didn't work. There are like 10 to 20 other times when Batman was mind-controlled and was taken down by the Justice League easily. You just gonna ignore those?
@adamhogan54423 жыл бұрын
@GGR Makes I mean do they really need one for batman I can think of two justice league members that batman alone would have completely no way of winning flash and shazam if either of them really wanted to beat bat's they could do it in a heart beat
@ShiranuiLoki3 жыл бұрын
Anime MC: We can't die, we have plot armor. Batman: Hold my Batarang.
@Nanocide_93 жыл бұрын
goku: Ha death is a joke
@achapotachadabapot3 жыл бұрын
@@Nanocide_9 shubaru seems more fit to say that line
@noxXxnocti3 жыл бұрын
Literally everyone has plot amor in comics. Lex has survived even worse shit done to him and no one brings that up ._. Besides does death really mean anything in the DC universe? It's even less of a consequence than Dragon Ball.
@Tethloach13 жыл бұрын
plot armor exist in most stories, comics, movies, tv shows.
@SubToCopper3 жыл бұрын
Lololololol
@mixedbaggamer2 жыл бұрын
I've always thought of it as a mutual agreement between all parties understanding that Batman is as deadly as he is intelligent just as the rest of the Justice League is deadly as they are powerful... except green Arrow
@kartushkaportato83012 жыл бұрын
The actor for the green arrow tv show is hotter than any batman actor (IMO).
@dillonparker20822 жыл бұрын
@@kartushkaportato8301 butthurt green lantern fan
@kartushkaportato83012 жыл бұрын
@@dillonparker2082 you missed an important part there, "green arrow" green lantern is dogshit
@Heavenly_Father3 жыл бұрын
Other members of the Justice League: Beings with extraordinary power Batman: He is godamn mothaf'ing Batman. Winner: Batman
@Charziken9093 жыл бұрын
Brain>Braun
@veronicawilliamson45263 жыл бұрын
@@Charziken909 ?
@thatrandomguy18493 жыл бұрын
@@Charziken909 Brian
@pikkagtr19423 жыл бұрын
don't forget his super power is he's RICH
@Slapstick_Editz3 жыл бұрын
@@pikkagtr1942 and smort
@TheOmegaRiddler3 жыл бұрын
In the special features of Justice League Doom, Batman actually gives us his weaknesses which Bain exploited in the movie. His parents.
@leonardobraynen15243 жыл бұрын
U mean animated?
@PHSDM1043 жыл бұрын
@@leonardobraynen1524 Just his family in general.
@dionlackey7983 жыл бұрын
That's not his weakness, it's an exploitation but not a weakness
@Blue_Streak_Studios3 жыл бұрын
Green arrow: *immobilize one of his arms*
@Jazzer9953 жыл бұрын
@@Blue_Streak_Studios Didn't stop him in Dark Knight Returns
@underdog_empire Жыл бұрын
I think the whole situation with Green Arrow is basically a subtle nod saying that the same tactics that would be used on Batman can be used for Green Arrow as well.
@intotheindievods88213 жыл бұрын
The cool thing is that you can look up audio for his contingency plans, where he goes over potential ways to beat a rogue JL member. For Green Arrow, he suggests that immobilizing an arm would be enough to get the upper hand
@vhp99 Жыл бұрын
That's just a fan made video doing an audio compilation
@mr.potatoaim24603 жыл бұрын
"Your greatest enemy is yourself." "Trust no one not even yourself." "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."
@J_M_V_01643 жыл бұрын
Keep your friends rich keep your enemies rich, find out later which is which
@yourboymason93753 жыл бұрын
"If you know yourself and your enemy, you need not fear the result of 100 battles. If you know your enemy yet not yourself, for every victory you also suffer a defeat. If you know not your enemy and yourself, you will never win a battle" -Sun Tzu, "The art of war" (Also sorry if that's not the direct quote I'm copying from memory lol)
@RaldML3 жыл бұрын
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@legobatmanguy64393 жыл бұрын
Batman: I Made the plans For our and the world's safety. The Batman who Laughs: Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
@yosoydave85212 жыл бұрын
so he could permanently cripple super humans and practically gods, some in a very inhumane and cruel way, but can't keep an insane clown in jail or an asylum... ok makes perfect sense
@youngsirzo3 жыл бұрын
Batman just has to find a way to takeoff Cyborg's arms. "Is that gonna be hard to do?" "Actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience"
@giorgosg96713 жыл бұрын
Taking off the arms of a cyborg is tight
@EpicJ-pe2tl3 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference
@EpicJ-pe2tl3 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference
@justanordinaryguy._.73993 жыл бұрын
Batman: Hey cyborg, can you lend me your arm so I can do some improvement to it. Cyborg: Whatever you say, batman. *Take off arm and gives it to batman*
@thandi34533 жыл бұрын
i understood that reference
@Justin-sj5of3 жыл бұрын
I always love the mental gymnastics required to explain why Barry Allen doesn't solve every problem instantly before anyone even knows there is a problem. He has the ability to rewind time, erase anyone from existence, if he dies... the universe will re-create him from scratch, and is literally the most powerful being in the known timeline ---> Barry has the ability to generate infinite mass & energy and has infinite time to solve any problem... he has a pocket reality where he is a literal god with the ability to create anything... and then can take it with him when he leaves that pocket reality to have it afffect the greater universe... he has omni-foresight (he can precieve the future/past/present at will), omni-presence (he can be anywhere whenever he wants... including multiple places at the same time), Omniscience (he can learn anything whenever he wants... with infinite time to learn and master... he has broken the 4th wall in the comics) and he has omni-potency (he controls a reality that allows him to give himself any power that he wants)... he is a nexus being that exists in all timelines and if he is truely in danger... a future version of himself will go back into the past and save him... let that sink in.
@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n3 жыл бұрын
Well that is true, IF ONLY BARRY Gains Full Control of his powers which he definitely won't in a Team Up Battles
@sweetpeaches69163 жыл бұрын
Omniscience is not being able to learn anything whenever he wants because u can apply that to any normal being
@Astroryx3 жыл бұрын
Omniscience isn’t being able to learn anything because theoretically a human without mental limitations could do the same thing & use the internet to keep that knowledge. He also isn’t omnipotent as that’s “all powerful” and going up on things like Mandrakk & Cosmic Armor, or better yet Milkman, shows he isn’t going to be stronger than all of them. Also not every villain is bound by time, or even dimensions themselves.
@reduande3 жыл бұрын
Time travel in short is a trash. Because like you say. Greatest power is save/load and it makes all the stories and tragedy a joke. Which means from a story telling, this ability should not be available without serious repercussion. Eg: One time use, drastically shortening the lifespan of the user etc. But you should sink one more thing in. The items around us are not designed to be used on the speed that Barry would have to use. He would burn most thing he would try to use...
@Justin-sj5of3 жыл бұрын
@@Astroryx so a few things. 1. Barry, he can affect beings with Time Effects that are technically not affected by Time. 2. His mere existence created a universe warping force that did not exist before he gained his powers. He literally created the speed force in universes where it had never existed previously. He can rewind time in an universe where Time Travel is technically NOT possible. 3. Barry can give himself any power he wants while he is in pocket dimension just because he wants it... including full blown Resurrection, Creating Life, Mind, Matter, and Forces (this alone makes him more powerful than several "Gods"). That said, Barry has the ultimate power... he is a writer's crutch... because if they ever want to reboot the DC universe you need a seriously OP character to do it.
@deputyrook62323 жыл бұрын
reporter: "so what are your powers?" Superman: "flight, super speed, super strength, freeze breath, laser eyes, and probably a few other things i'm forgetting." flash: "i'm so fast even teleportation is slower." wonder woman: "super strength, super speed, super agility, combat training." green lantern: "i have this ring that essentially lets me will objects into existence." martian manhunter: "invisibility, telekenisis, telepathy, shape shifting, flight, ..." cyborg: "i'm a cyborg, what else do you want me to say?" aquaman: "super strength, breathing underwater, super fast swimming, communicating with fish, etc" plasticman: "i can morph my body into whatever i want." batman: "I-" reporter: "wait, i thought batman and green arrow didn't have any powers." green arrow: "i'm ridiculously good with a bow." batman: "i'm fluent in 69 420 ways of kicking everyone's asses." reporter: "haha, good joke." everyone - batman: *silently and slowly shake their heads* reporter: "that was a joke ... right?" batman: *absolute sh!t eating grin*
@bamantioindrahidayat11652 жыл бұрын
You forgot that Hal Jordan literally said "you don't just any guy who wear bat suit?didn't you!"
@jimmyjam54533 жыл бұрын
I'm tied of Batman defeating everyone on the justice league.... It happens every week.
@shashwatdarshan83243 жыл бұрын
Why u tied to batman ...wait what do u want to say
@treatoplease34793 жыл бұрын
@Hazard Safe 😂😂
@shashwattyagi24183 жыл бұрын
@@shashwatdarshan8324 arre same name
@55Quirll3 жыл бұрын
In JL:Doom, Bruce never meant to kill any of his teammates only disable them. It was Vandal Savage who altered his plans so as to kill the entire JL. Since Bruce devised the methods to disable the JL, he also knew how to save them. Though being buried alive by Bane was nice twist, not something he thought about.
@shanehickenbottom10062 жыл бұрын
In the actual Tower of Babel story, everything u said was true except it was Ra's Al Ghul that decrypted the plans from the main frame in the Cave
@55Quirll2 жыл бұрын
@@shanehickenbottom1006 Thanks for that. I enjoyed reading the comics that depicted Batman against Ra's, those were some very well written and drawn comics.
@shanehickenbottom10062 жыл бұрын
@@55Quirll glad to do it. I just wish the modern books were as good as books in years past Late 70s-2000s to be exact. I really liked the yellow oval insignia best and the continuity within the time of those years was really great imo
@Bamazon19902 жыл бұрын
Because once again Bane decides not to kill him. Batman's super power is that when he's defeated no one ever bothers to kill him.
@LargeFriesChocoShake2 жыл бұрын
The Dark Knights metal series is really cool when it comes to showing how an evil Batman would kill the Justice League members. In Batman Red Death, Batman goes mad from losing everyone he cares about and he goes after Flash to steal his abilities and he catches him by killing all of his rogues and stealing their weapons and abilities and shit. In Batman Devastator he injects himself with Doomsday's DNA and he pummels an evil Superman to death, in Batman Drowned the atlanteans attack and she mutates herself to have gills and shit and kills Aquaman by spearing him through the heart with his own trident. Highly recommend it, there are many more Batmen in the Dark Knights Metal comic series
@daraghokane42362 жыл бұрын
If they ever make a jusice league show they should build up to tower of babale and in one episode have batman interagate flash rouges ask how captain cold could fight the flash and just write that down, barry doesn't know he is takeing his advice. His anti flash plan should be pay the rouges
@thisguyshere66753 жыл бұрын
I watched a clip. His weakness is being human. That’s what he admitted.
@greenyboimax103 жыл бұрын
Which he could easily change, he could easily become a kryptonian and peak kryptonian clowns supes
@hyp0cr1tical2 жыл бұрын
@@greenyboimax10 Kryptonians are a humanoid species of “aliens” you can’t just… *become* Kryptonian unless he were to like, transfer his consciousness into another living one, but isn’t Superman pretty much the only one left?
@greenyboimax102 жыл бұрын
@@hyp0cr1tical Platinum Kryptonite dog
@killerkirby3662 жыл бұрын
We’ll yeah. He can’t exactly tell them anything they don’t know He’s human All he can tell them is how to exploit Batman’s rmotions
@thisguyshere66752 жыл бұрын
@@killerkirby366 fair point. i shouldve typed my comment better. you have a good point i must admit.
@meisterigi0073 жыл бұрын
Batman to JL in JL Doom: "If you people can't see the potential danger of an out of control justice league.I don't need to wait for a vote I don't belong here."
@WaterStar23982 жыл бұрын
0:30 plastic man is telling Batman off and Batman is like “🙎🏻♂️”
@ryderr62073 жыл бұрын
Someone already said this probably, but after watching Invincible, Batmans paranoia makes a lot more sense.
@abm82493 жыл бұрын
Y’all need to listen to Batman explaining these himself, there’s something badass abt it lmao
@JerryJB12673 жыл бұрын
Wasnt it in the animated series where he also talks about how to defeat red tornado and black canary
@TheTwelfthCollector3 жыл бұрын
"You made contingency plans to stop everybody in the League just in case any of us ever went bad. With all that talk about unchecked power, you're still so arrogant you didn't bother to come up with a plan to stop yourself?" - Superman "I do have a plan. It's called the Justice League." - Batman
@Neutral_Tired2 жыл бұрын
terrifying fact about Aquaman. The human brain has some similarities to a fish brain, it's not enough that he can control people but he can basically give you a stroke at his whim
@OldManTastic3 жыл бұрын
Here's how the Justice League kills Batman Superman: Punches Batman Wonder woman: Punches Batman Flash: Punches Batman Cyborg: Punches Batman Aquaman: Punches Batman underwater Green Lantern: Punches Batman but with green
@nexus94873 жыл бұрын
He would still kill them all
@OldManTastic3 жыл бұрын
@@nexus9487 each of them can kill all of them with the right plot armor
@plagueofjoe3 жыл бұрын
@@nexus9487 Three of those characters can kill Batman from orbit. Three of them can kill Batman faster than the synapses in his brain can fire to even process the simplest thought. The idea that a normal human would win against any of them is the stupidest idea in comics. Imagine writing about a normal ant beating you in a fight. An ant that is glowing and also making so much noise that it has no potential whatsoever to hide from you. Then realize that the ant is still far, far stronger, faster, and more perceptive relative to you than Batman is to Superman.
@falconstudios1463 жыл бұрын
Green Lantern Rings only allow for lethal force under extreme circumstances. Other than that, yeah, this is pretty accurate.
@Crescendobro3 жыл бұрын
@@falconstudios146 not since a specific arc in the comics, I think it was the Sinestro War. The Guardians took off the lethal force limiters on the rings and I have a funny feeling they didn't turn them back on
@connornoiles2447 Жыл бұрын
Batman probably expects Clark to have his own plans to deal with a evil Batman
@hrzg66912 жыл бұрын
I mean, Batman isn’t wrong for that. It’s not that he distrust the people personally but like he explained to the justice League, they could get mindcontrolled or have magic casted on them so they wouldn’t be themselves but still have their abilities
@dezaina99613 жыл бұрын
I remember these also being in the files of dc universe.
@theawsomenesdestroyer3 жыл бұрын
Intresting
@CamSeanoaTolls263 жыл бұрын
Justice League Doom proved who really run shit lol. Batman 🐏
@CamSeanoaTolls263 жыл бұрын
@Aidan Goat 😂
@ahmed43633 жыл бұрын
@@CamSeanoaTolls26 goatman? Docm77?
@charliecoke73963 жыл бұрын
Batman describing his plans for the worst case scenario: A series of complex contingencies abusing the league members weaknesses to his greatest advantage. Batman actually facing the worst case scenario: Clarke, get em.
@HallowedKeeper_2 жыл бұрын
Wrong, Worst Case Scenario. When all his plans fail, but he still has Superman on his Side: I'll do the Strategizing, you do the pummeling, sound fair Superman Batman is a Tactician, Superman while gifted is a REALLY big hammer
@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit3 жыл бұрын
Bats actually has a plan to take Green Arrow down: break one of his arms.
@pedrosilva94973 жыл бұрын
Batman who laughs is such an amazing piece of work.
@LilC1deep2 жыл бұрын
Why
@giornogiovannatheultimateb8553 Жыл бұрын
@@LilC1deep he use this plan and go steal supreme being powers and become evil God
@kennethboerum97783 жыл бұрын
It was stated that Batman has about 100 ways to kill almost everyone he’s met as Batman except Alfred because Batman has said that if Alfred wanted to he could kill him in pretty much any way because Alfred is that much better and smarter than him
@SuuaCPunchrose3 жыл бұрын
And that’s how a Human Being tops off Superpowers, is with the Mind and Super Strategy!
@ibadullah45833 жыл бұрын
This video proves human beings are stronger than jinns
@lalainaramarivelo3 жыл бұрын
because obviously they are mutually exclusive. Bravo
@FirestoneAnimation3 жыл бұрын
So then who can save the day if a 5 Ton metal beam descends upon you?
@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec3 жыл бұрын
@@FirestoneAnimation A Green rock
@FirestoneAnimation3 жыл бұрын
@@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec How is a rock (which would shatter from the pressure) gonna save you from a 5 ton metal beam?
@denniscarew3637 Жыл бұрын
How to kill literally anyone: go back in time and stop them from being conceived
@kevinbergonia50193 жыл бұрын
Batman: The general reason why I can beat all the members of the Justice League is BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!!
@jackcap17003 жыл бұрын
martha :)
@gabanna3 жыл бұрын
@@jackcap1700 no!!!!!!! Y did u say dat!!!!!!!!! Y!!!!!! IM BATMAN
@riley71523 жыл бұрын
You mean The Goddamn Batman
@jackcap17003 жыл бұрын
@@gabanna I mean martha kent :)
@gabanna3 жыл бұрын
@@jackcap1700 cool IM BATMAN
@braden14763 жыл бұрын
I AM VENGENCE, I AM THE NIGHT, I. AM. able to defeat the entire justice league.
@dimmetterson27393 жыл бұрын
I find it funny that’s in the 60s he was just a regular detective who dressed up as a bat With a bird themed sidekick who follows every law in America but now he’s a guy who will kill to survive at any cost He literally got mad at robin for not buckling up in the batmobile and wouldn’t even let him go into a bar cuz he’s 16 Lol
@travisadams62793 жыл бұрын
It is funny how much hes changed. But its not the 60s anymore, and Batman is still against killing.
@BullyMaguirejr3 жыл бұрын
@@travisadams6279 batman killed in the beginning, and he was created in 40s, not 60s.
@stevenscott21363 жыл бұрын
Comics after WW2 were regulated by the Comics Code, which was started because some people were afraid comics would turn children into ax murderers, commies, Beatles fans, etc. This forced superheroes to become incredibly lame, because comics were being vetted by bored 1950's housewives. Stan Lee and the DEA were the first to break the CC yoke, when the feds asked Lee to promote an anti-drug message in the wildly-popular Spider-Man comics. The CC refused to approve it, but Marvel figured they had higher-level approval, and published it anyway. Once it was shown that people would still buy non-CC comics and not riot, the wall started to crumble and stories fit for people older than 5 began to show up. It probably helped that the generation reading the "safe" comics had grown up to be hippies, draft-dodgers, Beatles fans, and other horrors, so clearly "safe" comics didn't help anything.
@spudsdj83842 жыл бұрын
In Justice league doom at the end Superman ask Batman, " you have a way to defeat all of us but what if you go bad what's your plan to stop yourself" bats response was " the Justice league" and he walked away and left the league
@littleanxietydemon19863 жыл бұрын
This is why if Batman goes evil everything just falls apart
@Phantom-vo8jy2 жыл бұрын
he'd get get bodied and then complain so he could get more plot armor because he's a child playing superhero amongst gods
@GabrielGarcia-eu6vr3 жыл бұрын
Lol the ending is quite an accurate proposition.. I think the one who would ultimately be responsible and who the justice league would likely turn to if batman was to turn evil, would most definitely be Alfred.
@sedovt3 жыл бұрын
Just wanna add that Batman's method to beat Wonder Woman in JL: Doom technically isn't poison. In JL: Doom, Cheetah injected WW with nanomachines that make her perceive everyone else as Cheetah, locking her in constant combat and endangering everyone around her. So it's almost the exact same method as in Tower of Babel.
@Bamazon19902 жыл бұрын
which was a dumb plan to begin with because it would never occur to her to go somewhere there aren't any people? to try to draw the cheetah after her? or to even question why there are hundreds of cheetahs around? or why most of them are screaming and running for their lives? his contingency for WW was the stupidest.
@LilC1deep2 жыл бұрын
@@Bamazon1990 agreed
@fromdeathtolife19933 жыл бұрын
This man is hands down my fav Super hero..he knows every thing about every one...
@joshuamason89922 жыл бұрын
if you take away the fact that these characters all have main character syndrome, it does not matter how much batman has prepped. he still loses in nearly every scenario, things moving at super speed and then everything seemingly having super strength as a normal ability. the man being human will always be his downfall, being able to prep scenarios and events means nothing when they just speed through him like a train, its done. it is only because he is batman and its more fun to stall it out that we even begin to think anyone has a chance. they do not. i am a big batman fan, but he would be dead in seconds just like any other human in this universe
@giornogiovannatheultimateb8553 Жыл бұрын
This basically speedblitz
@fromdamud10203 жыл бұрын
6:00 The comedians Smiley Pin from Watchmen.
@wonderofu69513 жыл бұрын
5:41 and so, my running days begin
@JustExploringSo Жыл бұрын
Batman : "The League Is Under Attack!!!!" Alfred : "By Who?" Batman : "BY ME....!!!!"
@AnimeboyIanpower Жыл бұрын
Alfred: You're grounded, Master Bruce.
@MardukeTheRaven3 жыл бұрын
Bat's plan against himself is his family. In Justice League: Doom, Bane has dessecrated Bruce's parents grave.
@dionlackey7983 жыл бұрын
That's only as a distraction though. What happenes when he's not distracted anymore?
@MardukeTheRaven3 жыл бұрын
@@dionlackey798 you use the time when he is distracted. For example, Bane buried him alive.
@dionlackey7983 жыл бұрын
@@MardukeTheRaven but he didn't kill him. That was his mistake. Should've broke his back then buried him
@kijros1003 жыл бұрын
Justice League doom bats specifically states his plan for himself was the Justice League
@dionlackey7983 жыл бұрын
@@kijros100 And I've had this conversation with many more people on KZbin. Bats has a plan for all of them so how could they do anything towards a guy who has contingencies on contingencies of plans on them? Tower of Babel, Batman endgame, JLD, injustice, dark metal and death metal prove time and time again bats would kill or incapitate the JL if they were to come after him. And they can't catch him
@joshuahardee88373 жыл бұрын
Jesus. This is what happens when a perfectly good character gets taken over by fanboys.
@kiritadoshi3 жыл бұрын
Imo hes still...kinda balanced. The blatant plot armour would be completely ridiculous if he was also as personally capable as Superman. But you put batman in a pit with nearly any villian or hero it would be a close call at best, and his utter destruction most of the time. Meanwhile if you put batman against superman and the like, even with ample preparation time, it would be a close call at best for batmans victory. And a pretty damn decent chance of his demise. Ironically enough hes really only at his peak when teaming up with someone super powered. Best of both worlds type of thing.
@DTG_LOCKETT3 жыл бұрын
2:25 he had a plan for Arrow and it was very simple, disable one of his arms.
@Crap_A.I_bird2 жыл бұрын
Wasn't he still able to help batman take down superman while having only one arm
@donda31792 жыл бұрын
Batman: I will kill every justice league member The Flash: I CAN LITERALLY GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL YOU THERE!
@ArmaTomicx3 жыл бұрын
People don’t know it but Batman is one of the greatest hero’s of all time and he does not need super powers to prove that
@TheRajshakku3 жыл бұрын
Not one of. He is the greatest superhero tied to Superman
@theRealkillioniare3 жыл бұрын
only diehard superman fangirls cant accept this fact .
@kingvegeta73013 жыл бұрын
@@theRealkillioniare Such as Angry Joe. The most Salty superman crybaby fanboy the world have ever seen.
@sanjurayan49383 жыл бұрын
Everyone is wrong. Batman DOES have a superpower. It’s called “plot armour”
@ocgsage1403 жыл бұрын
Wowzers we haven’t heard that one before
@kaodraeon60603 жыл бұрын
He has no more plot armour than any other character so keep crying gokutard or superman fanboy which ever one you are
@Emon-lq7hh3 жыл бұрын
@@kaodraeon6060 vegetaturd
@kaodraeon60603 жыл бұрын
@@Emon-lq7hh i don't like dbz try again Saitamatard
@anonymoushr883 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Also the convenient weapons he will get that just happen to be perfect for killing this person. Like the vibrating bullet and the lightning rod from the future. If he was a tech genius and made all this stuff himself I'd respect batman more. But too many of his wins come from convenient BS. Especially considering most of these heroes would take batman out faster than you can say I am batman.
@chic-fil-ashouldopenonsund3623 Жыл бұрын
after seeing what a zombified plastic man can do, im not surprised bruce made plans against him.
@lesgrossman63323 жыл бұрын
How to defeat Cyborg Step 1: Unplug the router
@plasticpeon3 жыл бұрын
Superman: "Oh look, you got a kryptonite ring." Batman: "Hell yeah! And you're going down Supe Ol'buddy!" Superman: *Heat vision from a distant. Dead Batman. Superman: "You rely too much on those writers Batboy."
@richardthach68553 жыл бұрын
What about kryptonite gas?
@michaelpro70923 жыл бұрын
Yeah... The writers wanted him to win so they used the same tactics all the villians keep failing with 🤣
@mortimerreid67663 жыл бұрын
Haha exactly!
@msr1873 жыл бұрын
Superman is the john cena of comics bland , corny and nerds fan favorite
@shrektheeverchosen64573 жыл бұрын
@@msr187 who's your favorite comic hero? I'm just curious 😁
@mugtiles2 жыл бұрын
Q - How each member of Justice league defeat Batman? A - Just slap him once with no 'Plot Armor'.
@tovopro3 жыл бұрын
All of this is too easy for The Bat. I would love to see him go up against Ozymandias.
@yashmaniyar77683 жыл бұрын
Or homelander , saitama
@vunious43933 жыл бұрын
@@yashmaniyar7768 maitama won't. Beat this guy
@somerandommodeler3 жыл бұрын
@@yashmaniyar7768 saitama would probally lose since Batman would probally come up with a way to beat him
@yashmaniyar77683 жыл бұрын
@@somerandommodeler that's the thing batman can't beat saitama bcz saitama has power of satire , the way saitama gets his power is stupid and it doesn't make any sense
@gerome0223 жыл бұрын
How Batman would defeat every Justice League character: *THICKEST* PLOT ARMOR OF ALL.
@captain_hashtag64283 жыл бұрын
1:36 Walyon’s just like “Damn bro...”
@Fayren01 Жыл бұрын
Green Arrow: whats the plan for me? Batman: These fucking hands 🤜🏼💥
@blurr80663 жыл бұрын
at 9:57 he says “despite the fact he considers then all as his children” but most of them are his kids