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[@hi-if7jj]

“what did I miss?” “Archie joined the army” “Veronica got married and divorced to a chad” “Archie and Bettie got together, but the darkness broke them up” “aliens”

[@LinaIsWeird]

This is reallyyy getting out of hand now 🥴

[@onceafetus169]

Archie is such a fuckboy. Goes to Veronica the second him and Betty is over

[@jackcotter6694]

Wtf is going on with riverdale i watched all the way to season 4 but im seriously questioning the sanity of the writers at this stage

[@jeckjeck3119]

@@jackcotter6694 One word: Drugs.

[@tatetells]

Next: the Greek gods

[@laylar9240]

I feel like the writers of riverdale are just spinning a wheel to establish a plot at this point

[@dsfmdiya7500]

Because they are

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

haha exactly

[@witheredaway6747]

And i just can not wait untill they link Riverdale with Vanessa Hutchins clone christmas rom com universe

[@laylar9240]

@@witheredaway6747 dude I bet you they’re gonna do it somehow

[@trinaq]

Me too, or they're just writing scripts with their eyes closed, or purposely thinking out the most random Storylines ever! 😂🤣

[@Phia525]

“I don’t want my darkness to overtake you” this is a wattpad fanfiction come to life

[@wandanemer2630]

Seriously, teenage angst doesn't aply anymore. They're just THAT WEIRD. Like, a normal adult (in a better show) would have said something like "My job is really messed up, and my life is messed up too, and I really don't want you dragged into it. You deserve better." And that would be IT.

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

Yes!!!😂

[@Chicken-lv7or]

Or a YA novel with a brooding, morally grey, dark haired guy with a lot of trauma and baggage

[@Phia525]

@@Chicken-lv7orI feel like most fanfics fall under that category lol 😂

[@Chicken-lv7or]

@@Phia525 true

[@nehankhan1584]

Are we not going to talk about how everyone switches partners like they're square dancers?? At this point, I'm waiting for Betty and Hiram to get together since I'm sure he and Betty can share their " DARKNESS"

[@olif.5581]

WAIT THEY MIGHT DO THAT LMFAO

[@chrissiek8706]

😳 No, ew, just no. Archie & Jughead, on the other hand, how is that not a thing yet?

[@wandanemer2630]

@@chrissiek8706 Honestly Tho, WHAT THE FUCK? I mean Betty and Veronica fake-kissed in episode one... we were teased switch/four-some in that cabin episode en season 2... ARCHIE EVEN HAS "THIS FANTASY" (like Betty said to Archie when confessing in Ep 1) about him and Jug living together in a small apartment in NY, Archie with his music and Jug as a writer... and Jug ALREADY lives in a small apartment in NY, WORKING AS A WRITER... AND ARCHIE HAS NOWHERE TO GO AFTER THIS. LIKE, COME ON CW, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

[@robertbench5187]

I'm honestly still waiting for Jarchie to happen

[@yusufkadar]

Daddy

[@Me-ss2gq]

I'm fully convinced that no one who consistently watches Riverdale actually enjoys it/does it voluntarily, it's some Stockholm Syndrome type ish

[@MEDSZ13.08]

I actually liked it but now that you say it....

[@sharonfrancis7663]

no your saying it i think i have it like i do not like it but i watch it too see how far riverdale a fallen from season 1

[@sylvinummela2799]

I don't find it a good show, I don't even like the show that much. I just enjoy watching it. I might also be a little invested in it.

[@SweenyTodd98]

I personally choose to watch it because I love the insanity. Honestly I think people take the show way too seriously.

[@masoncarter1710]

The show is hilariously bad and I hate but I still watch it ever Thursday after I get home from work. It's the only show I've somehow been too invested in to not stop.

[@KeganLeavess]

"Where is Riverdale?" "I'll do you one better: who is Riverdale?" "I'll do YOU one better: WHY is Riverdale?"

[@trinaq]

HOW is Riverdale, and HOW is it still airing when The Society and Anne with an E get canned?! 😤

[@boredgirl14]

No one knows

[@zhanelsh5857]

One month later: why Riverdale? Two months later: why? Three months later: ?

[@aslersoy2945]

😂😂😂 lol

[@theirregularjahad4090]

The avengers ref goes brrrr

[@roseannes]

"The all American boy....the girl next door" who tf is writing these dialouges

[@johnnysims2768]

@Commander Cody, a lot of the writers used to write fanfic.

[@gwynzynoodles2553]

@@johnnysims2768 they should’ve gotten ao3 writers instead of wattpad.

[@johnnysims2768]

@@gwynzynoodles2553, why is that?

[@bzukuart3829]

not you, obviously 🤣

[@damanipage5990]

@@johnnysims2768 fanfiction on AO3 is 10x better than fan fiction on wattpad

[@neadod2902]

If Riverdale ends with Archie's abs saving the day while Archie makes *"pachoo, pachoo"* sound effects, it will have made 5 seasons of trash worth it.

[@wandanemer2630]

Totally.

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

Yes 😂😂😂😂

[@randywhite3947]

😂

[@graciemanthis515]

Agreed.

[@arinaevdochimenco8574]

I just love this "pachoo, pachoo"

[@lucvalor]

This sounds like the writers had a dream but forgot half of it and made a tv show

[@trinaq]

I wouldn't be surprised if it's the result of a MAJOR drug trip on their parts! 😂

[@rociopenin7823]

😂 so true.

[@VeronicaElyse]

The accuracyyyyy😂

[@avantibalaji4246]

OMG!!!! Its the perfect description

[@MillieEyelash14]

U do be spittin facts

[@jessiahmarielle]

"I'm pretty sure you can't transfer darkness through your-" I CHOKED.

[@romariohenderson108]

But it can heal darkness tho

[@purushothaman8538]

@@romariohenderson108 'all those toxic ROMANCE movies written by wattpad' : your darn right it does

[@leahhailstones2457]

I had to rewind I was dying! These videos never get old

[@Kamarkarze]

Yup me too

[@netecrivernetecassassins2945]

@@purushothaman8538 LMAO

[@chloeducker7998]

Why is finding a body in riverdale so normal like all the characters at some point in this series just casually brought up that they found a body. 😔🤚

[@Chromeize]

I mean aren't chicken nuggets technically dead bodies? If you can look at a chicken nugget, you can look at a dead body.

[@shanlanglyngdoh5965]

@@Chromeize who are you, so wise in the ways of logic?

[@latayesha]

@@Chromeize does that mean I've eaten dead bodies? 😀😀

[@gpollen7712]

@@latayesha technically, yes.

[@jeckjeck3119]

@Joseph Wood OMG, you are an anti-mask person!?😱

[@Meloroony]

Kevin is the most realistic character.... and that’s saying a lot

[@AJ-kq9bj]

Toni?? Fangs??

[@beautifullEternal]

@@AJ-kq9bj girl who?

[@robdog4062]

The show has gay dudes in motorcycle clubs. I'll repeat, GAY DUDES IN MOTORCYCLE CLUBS! 😐

[@SomePersonOnYoutube]

@@robdog4062 I mean thats fine

[@moaharbor]

@@robdog4062 is this considered weird?

[@tea3650]

so we got a murder mystery, a serial killer, a board game, a culty school and now aliens... _ALIENS_

[@xLadyMary]

I’m not even surprised at this point

[@bobathicc6188]

I mean Riverdale is like this one kid in class that has to much creativity but not enough money and time to do something good and acceptable to watch out of it

[@zxbear.a218]

at this point i'm just waiting for the vampires and werewolves to pull up

[@genhendric6144]

Welcome to Riverdale 🤣

[@bobathicc6188]

@@zxbear.a218 or the demogorgons and the dementors from stranger things and Harry Potter xD

[@lukenickarchie9889]

when we all said riverdale season 5 would have aliens we were joking we were JOKING

[@Clementine3107]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@metalstar_205]

And that is when they decided to listen to us

[@eldritchkitty2396]

Seriously, what the heck is going on in this show? Thank you for these likes.😄

[@lukenickarchie9889]

@@eldritchkitty2396 I honestly couldn't tell you at this point im so confused

[@lukenickarchie9889]

@@metalstar_205 legit,why couldn't they listen about trying to make the show good again?

[@hyperbolicraider4848]

3:26 “And also I’m pretty sure you can’t transfer darkness through your va-“ *W H A T D I D H E S A Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y ? ? ?*

[@darthcreed66]

Fucking killed me

[@feong_feong5172]

Lols. I stopped in the middle of s2. I just cant take it anymore. But goodluck you guys. I hope you're still sane after

[@creativeguy1martinez693]

@@feong_feong5172 season 2 was mind numbingly edgy, not to mention the “running for mayor filler arc” that took place after the supposed Black Hood was killed

[@trinityolusola394]

@@feong_feong5172 me too. 🥲 the LIGHT. it’s FADING!

[@nehankhan1584]

I feel like the writers just wanted to stop after season 2 and are just waiting to see how much shit they can put in this show until it gets cancelled 😂

[@wandanemer2630]

I would have respected the show so much more if it had ended in season 2.

[@-oreo3786]

The only character development I stan here is Veronica calling her "daddy" father. Everyone else can die.

[@AxxLAfriku]

I like people with long brain. I have long amount of disl*kes btw. Why? Maybe people with short brain disl*ke because jealous of my long amount of subscr*bers. Please have long brain, dear oreo

[@userunknown4739]

@@AxxLAfriku I lost my "long brain" reading this

[@projekttaku1]

@@AxxLAfriku no

[@krausfamily4491]

@@AxxLAfriku where have I seen your name from?

[@lemon_3612]

Best comment

[@mugiwara5375]

Teenagers in Riverdale : solving murders, catching serial killers, running business, having darkness blah blah blah Me during my teenage : how to watch movies during midnight without getting caught by my mom

[@JTKing7174]

How to turn on the microwave

[@JTKing7174]

@laynie bear How to make hot dogs

[@esmer.v3]

How to cheat in class

[@JTKing7174]

@@esmer.v3 how to spy on my crush without being seen

[@sshy_indigoo]

How to keep going

[@imalittlestinker]

Don't forget the scene where Betty almost murders that innocent man in the woods with a gun while he is chained to a tree, then says she will send someone to untie him tomorrow if she remembers. Does she just always get to act insane without legal repercussion? 😩

[@wandanemer2630]

Yes. Yes she does.

[@krau2880]

Don’t forget she was in the FBI when that was happening

[@Clooover]

Probably forgot to send anyone

[@hannahgray6931]

I agree, that scene bothered me. She committed physical assault on that man.

[@bellebirodker6392]

You're in Riverdale

[@wsg1330]

plot twist: at the end of the series they all wake up and are all 15 yr old kids

[@gracesofstate]

That’s honestly the best ending we could hope for at this point

[@magnadelusor4249]

@@gracesofstate no The best ending would be them being 15 and then reliving their entire lives and giving us 4 more seasons

[@moonsbies]

@@magnadelusor4249 that would be actual hell

[@magnadelusor4249]

@@moonsbies hell is where the fun people go 🤣🤣🤣

[@sonofaquack6987]

@@magnadelusor4249 woah there your darkness is almost overtaking us

[@jeckjeck3119]

Alex and Riverdale... better love story than 50 shades of twilight.

[@christina5266]

🤣

[@vishthefish2078]

Anything is

[@jordan4938]

nono literally

[@user-pc5sw1cs6i]

lmfao

[@thisnigerianlovesdrinkingg4522]

lmfao

[@xtina6098]

I don’t even watch Riverdale I just experience all the epic highs and lows of Riverdale through his videos

[@catalina7224a]

ThE ePIc HiGhs aNd lOwS Of hIGh ScHOol fOoTBaLl

[@Wahh9045]

What highs?💀

[@coryneff7048]

Same here. Like why watch the show when I can watch this instead

[@peachypop8947]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@usefulchickens]

same

[@murphy._]

riverdale is like writing a wattpad story and making different AU’s with the characters,, but all in one story

[@creativeguy1martinez693]

I feel like these weird-ass episodes are very detailed dream sequences

[@EstherFromTheEther]

I’m so over the craziness of Riverdale but also my mother didn’t raise a quitter, so I will be watching every single episode until the show end.... send help

[@diahdiggs1153]

Literally me

[@lorelleuad]

SAME we can do this!!

[@uncleseekx]

I stopped in season 3 or so😄😄😄. Carry on the good fight

[@novab7395]

Stay strong!!

[@no.1tloufan]

im so invested

[@just-trying-my-best-everyday]

Riverdale's biggest sin is giving Cole Spouse a midlife crisis goatee.

[@Bookwasbetter]

More like a quarterlife crisis

[@haileyparsons3844]

the goatee isn’t that bad, it’s barley a goatee it’s more like a thin mustache and no beard

[@deinlashanac.5236]

lmaoooo

[@avatate7432]

it’s so baadddddd 😩

[@samaarasamtani7832]

U mean Sprouse

[@CloroxBleach.]

"chad and i are getting a divorce" me who doesn't watch riverdale and only knew veronica's married through alex' video: 👁👄👁

[@shinitagari444]

meee i was so lost lol

[@jieqionganderson3977]

what is happening, since when did she was married??!

[@FairuzaMNasir]

same

[@dontsmokekids9556]

And why is her husband's name is CHAD for god's sake

[@samanthamorton3397]

What’s worse is his past videos he mentions that Chad’s real name is Chadwick! Lol!

[@mycojr832]

BETTY: I don't want my darkness to overtake you. ARCHIE: Don't worry I am a pretty good runner.

[@TF2Fan101]

"NO MATTER HOW FAST HE RAN, HE COULD NOT ESCAPE THE DEMON, BUT HE WOULD NOT LET HIS SOUL BE TAKEN TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[@creativeguy1martinez693]

@Myco Jr WHY DOES ARCHIE’S QUOTE SOUND LIKE SOMETHING SONIC WOULD SAY

[@themightypancake5695]

@@TF2Fan101 Thomas Sanders vines are national treasures

[@PixelStacker]

Teenagers in Riverdale : solving murders, catching serial killers, running business, having darkness blah blah blah absolutely

[@aur9035]

Where's the punchline

[@ohboy8781]

@@aur9035 there is no punchline

[@robertbench5187]

They're adults now in this season

[@Clooover]

@@aur9035 The show is the punchline

[@TWICE.FIGHTING]

They're not teenagers anymore, they're adults now

[@jasminethegrayknight]

The question isnt even “What is Riverdale?” Its literally, “Why is Riverdale?” *Alex is so done* .

[@nanalove3819]

Hé was writing "What is Riverdale", and then his mind answers... "I'll do you one better. Why is Riverdale?"

[@milkbread3395]

At the end of the show the question will be simply 💫why💫

[@wolfeevi]

@@nanalove3819 it’s always “why is riverdale” never “how is riverdale” ☹️😔

[@maryam-nusa]

The question is like Riverdale... it makes no sense.. honestly what is even going on-

[@JTKing7174]

@@wolfeevi WHO is riverdale

[@sojourndestination3031]

How old is Nana Blossom? Like shes practically dying in every season but is still alive 10 years after they graduated. This woman is the real mothman.

[@charlesgonzalez1406]

Holy Crap, you figured it out!

[@angles4307]

Don't give them ideas 💀

[@wandanemer2630]

Plot twist revealed.

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

😳😂😂😂😂😂

[@ivanthegreat2.070]

I mean, if she was 30 when she gave birth to cheryl's mom, and she was 30 when she gave birth to Sheryl, only about 88.

[@Applepoisoneer]

It's funny; I don't even watch Riverdale, I just wait for you to watch it and watch your summary. It's way more entertaining and easier on my mental digestion.

[@PM-ik5vu]

Alex: spewing ridiculous theories about this show Riverdale writers : DID U WRITE THAT DOWN?? THIS IS GOLD

[@tinapaytinapay]

Why do I even watch these I haven't even watched a single episode of Riverdale lol

[@alphaunicorn9035]

Dude same but these videos give me l i f e

[@hollowlegend1131]

Feel like watching without all the pain and cringe

[@phantom___art7334]

you are lucky i watched one season and 💀💀

[@miintybiscuit]

Same!! It feels wrong not to watch them at this point 😂

[@imemotionallystable7109]

me neither

[@coolfinel]

Here’s how I think the writers came up with this season. They sat down, watched the Archie cartoon from the 90s, snorted a bunch of cocaine, and then watched Supernatural.

[@georgia8865]

bold of you to assume they even remember the original source material exists.

[@coolfinel]

@@georgia8865 Well, Riverdale DID have that one weird scene with some people wearing masks depicting the character designs from the original comics.

[@magicalwizard9539]

🤣

[@brandyjohnson738]

@@coolfinel yeah my only problem is that they have a poor way of introducing stuff, cuz then it makes it seem like you just came out of nowhere.

[@ThatDoll25]

It was maple mushrooms 😂

[@thecartoongirl22]

I'm just wondering what the actors think when they get their scrips?! I am guessing historical laughter and a whole lot of "What the f*** did I sign up for?"

[@aussiewanderer6304]

Plot twist: at this point they're just trolling Alex Meyers with the story.

[@lollypop123452]

Riverdale writers: I know! Let's do a timeskip in season 5 so we can have a fresh start for all of the characters! - 5 episodes later - Riverdale writers: aaaaand everything is right back to where we started from! The audience will *never* expect this plot twist!

[@dheekshaaaravind93]

*also we have aliens now*

[@valeriajones7508]

the rewrite seem kinda realistic then I heard, ALIENS, and I was like oh hell! what ! I-- can't-

[@sarakomarkova2770]

I really had some expectations after the graduation episode...but they-...aliens...fricking aliens

[@ma_yuvari2215]

I totally forgot about that until Veronica said she's getting divorced and it took me 5 minutes to realize "oh right this is supposed to be in the future.. Where they come back and their lives are exactly the same.." (But now there aLiEnS)

[@samanthamorton3397]

The time jump is 7 years later... it’s not like they can still play high school students looking 30, time jump... “hey why don’t we make them all teachers” lol!

[@jojo-he5gj]

Lmaoooo Betty and her “darkness”. MA’AM YOU ARE AN ADULT NOW PLS STOP 😂

[@chrissiek8706]

Tell that to cheat leader forever Cheryl

[@wandanemer2630]

WHAT THE HELL, ELIZABELZEBUTH!

[@jeckjeck3119]

Darkness is a new STD or something?

[@nickalvarez8716]

@@jeckjeck3119 underrated

[@fyxeheart]

FR LIKE, WE DONT CARE ANYMORE

[@Fantomatika]

Does anyone recall Archie's Weird Mysteries? It was an animated show in 1999 about Archies and his friends' unsolving creepy/spooky stories. The whole moth man situation reminds me of that show. I think this is where they got their inspiration for this season.

[@kaylam.6264]

Yes I know that show!

[@creativeguy1martinez693]

I saw a few episodes and I really liked it

[@ot7biasedmashups]

I feel so sorry for the actors💀 Like they're DONE

[@sincerelyrosesss]

Feel? they are..

[@javierlopez9789]

Yes we get it, Kevin is The gay dude, its been 5 seasons, now give him an actual storyline that its not him being sexually frustrated

[@Mermaidjade2002]

In last weeks episode they go into his past a bit but it’s not that great .

[@ulyanameshkova4706]

@@Mermaidjade2002 i mean, it’s pretty realistic and I think a lot of lgbtq+ representers can relate to him

[@jbcatz5]

The most depth he has is Gay Best Friend. Seriously, he’s exhibit A of how not to right a LGBT character because everything he says does or have relevant ties back into that he’s gay. He even embraces the gays love musical theatre cliche like it’s a big buff naked guy. That is not a character. That is a parody of a character.

[@javierlopez9789]

@@ulyanameshkova4706 he is just a walking cliche, which would be fine If it wasn't for the fact that the show expects we take him seriously. His only character trait is that he likes guys(and of course the theater and all The stuff being gay is related With) , nothing more

[@lukesoddlife]

Like he literally got beaten up for flirting with a guy who turned out to be straight, which is a TERRIFYING fear a lot of gay people have. Yet the writers were like "Kevin is more traumatised because he likes random sex and not because he's scared he will get beat up again" 🙄

[@RyanLBrown9396]

Calling it now. On the series finale. The very last episode of Riverdale is gonna have some type of twilight zone, black mirror twist where it turns out the whole town is just a science experiment in a bunker somewhere in the desert.

[@mateuszarabski6682]

I’d unironically love that ending

[@bouchrafakher]

I have a theory that the writers of this show read the comments of videos making fun of the show and find ones similar like this to write their plot

[@mylifeismadness5465]

I know a lot of people would hate it, but honestly I’d love an ending like that.

[@m_mmko]

I swear to god if you're right I'll shave my head.

[@emmaestellin6118]

If they do that i think it would save the show

[@_mel_9953]

2:54 PLS THIS WAS GOING KINDA GOOD WRITING-WISE UNTIL THEY RIVERDALED IT UP

[@deontejackson548]

Is the Veronica thing really surprising though? She's an ex-socialite, party-girl, with ties to various types of organized crimes as "legal" businesses. She definitely serves as kind of a swiss army-knife for the group, but at the same time, it also kind of makes sense that she's know a ton of people doing odd shit.

[@milkinobama8160]

Cole is literally the only one who look like he has aged at all during this time skip arc

[@noneofyours16]

He must do the most drugs

[@hamzamustafa4188]

And Toni

[@aliciabell6688]

Maybe that's why they did it? He aged so quickly so badly they had to

[@mugdhapataskar8013]

@@noneofyours16 what??? He's on drugs

[@mazvitaselemani]

2020 was clearly rough for him cause he honestly looks deeply sad.

[@mercedesnewfeld9796]

I swear Cheryl's grandma has been there for EVERYTHING that happened before the show took place. Season 6 they might just say that she caused the meteor that killed the dinosaurs and that's why everyone in Riverdale is breaking into song and dance once a year.

[@insomnia5448]

Broooooooo as an alien from jupiter...I'm offended by this season

[@hope-cat4894]

She's the best character, of course! 👵

[@lesbiangoddess290]

BRUH

[@jeckjeck3119]

She's basically the queen of England.

[@shaestunning265]

Don't give them ideas😂😂😂

[@emmagal5659]

My theory is that there is at least one person on the Riverdale writing team whom Alex like accidentally tripped in high school or something equally petty and they swore a blood oath to get revenge, so now they are watching his videos and go to the writing meeting with the question: "what would absolutely drive Alex clinically insane?", and then they double the weirdness just for good measure, and that's it, that's the show.

[@wandanemer2630]

I believe that.

[@bambino052]

I genuinely sat down, watched, and enjoyed the first season of riverdale. Everything after was a horrible experience for me.

[@SuiLover]

Yeah, season 1 is still the best storytelling of the whole series. After that, it's all Riverdale in Wonderland, but with loads of cringiness & ridiculousness...

[@kynope3182]

I swear to god the writers watch alex meyers and just make notes anytime he says anything absurd as fuck

[@liyalena4146]

Next season there will be archie coaching the aliens about the highs and lows of highschool football 🏈

[@Clementine3107]

I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@larirodrigues25]

now that's a plot I would like to see lol

[@vandanavaghela2023]

Def possible 😂😂

[@sosos4306]

The *epic* highs and lows of highschool football, please XD

[@Poppy_field_s]

LMAOOO please i---

[@thegrammarpolice8578]

"Why is Riverdale?" Ladies, gentlemen, everyone in between, I present to you, the question of the century. Edit: omg mum im famous now

[@JTKing7174]

WHEN is riverdale

[@alessandranotarianni6867]

WHAT is riverdale

[@thegrammarpolice8578]

Also all valid questions.

[@JTKing7174]

@@alessandranotarianni6867 a show.... Duhh

[@alessandranotarianni6867]

@laynie bear fr

[@stick9276]

4:16 I CAN’T

[@RandomGirl785]

Same

[@akuroatomostointernet3577]

it is actually quite admirable that this show just keeps going

[@jocelyn4265]

I'm convinced that the writers of Riverdale are just snorting lines of cocaine before sitting down to write the script

[@myneighborhedero9337]

JiNglE jAngLe

[@hao9508]

Lsd.

[@rockthecasbahs]

No, they are too high on Jingle Jangle to write anything coherent.

[@tvl9193]

The epic highs and lows of jingle jangle

[@neeeeee3573]

Whats cocain pretty sure its called jingle jangle

[@ahanagupta8199]

You know it's serious when the title isn't "riverdale is the dumbest show ever...." Or "why are we still watching Riverdale?" But *"....WHY.....IS. RIVERDALE???"*

[@eldritchkitty2396]

😂 i know right.

[@lonnie5116]

@JACKSEPTICEYE'S DAD DESERVED IT LMFAO wtf he didn’t deserve it

[@ilanataylor9494]

I died with the “ I didn’t know you could transfer darkness through ur v-“

[@ambraosadiaye1639]

😳😂😂

[@starful911]

“What does that mean” literally us at this whole show

[@jennifer__e]

who actually says shit like “american boy” or “girl next door” unironically.

[@agb8206]

When you said that I thought of the song American Boy

[@jaash7981]

White people

[@Moonlitwatersofaqua]

fanfic writers

[@gideonkoomson7398]

@@jaash7981 😂😂😂😂

[@junedrippin9162]

Fr

[@alessandranotarianni6867]

Riverdale tried to be Glee, Pretty Little Liars, and even Gossip Girl (but bad) and now your telling me they want to be E.T to???

[@avam3740]

prettt sure it’s kind of like a wheel of fortune situAtion where they have a wheel to find which show to rip off

[@princessbubblegum790]

also that shot with jughead resembled stranger things a lil

[@TheSpawnfan]

@@avam3740 or movie, year 5: X-Files/Chicago Fire/The Mothman Prophecies.

[@antaequeJ]

Riverdale speaks nothing on a realistic teenager’s life lmao- I’m here using my phone even tho I’m grounded and I’m trying to find a way to bail on school tomorrow- The stress. XD

[@yahyabaker8535]

it's been a week....did you get to bail on your school the next day?🙂

[@antaequeJ]

@@yahyabaker8535 no. 😂 I tried to play sick but my mum kicked me out of the house welp.

[@yahyabaker8535]

@@antaequeJ sed💔💔🙂

[@heavenonearth3316]

I'm ONLINEE

[@purplehood8418]

When I first heard they were making a live action Riverdale, I thought: “Oh yes, the comics of my childhood! Just a fun romp with some teens living their lives!” Then I saw what they did. I’ve not watched a single episode.

[@yahyabaker8535]

EXACTLY!! EXACTLY WHAT I HAD THOUGHT!! SAME TO SAME!! I LOVED THE COMICS.....AND I WAS VERY EXCITED TO SEE THIS! AND THEN WE WERE GREETED WITH THIS SHIT!

[@redrubytwilightxx8700]

@@yahyabaker8535 I mean the comics began in the 40s, you really expected a live action version of the comics or something?

[@yahyabaker8535]

@@redrubytwilightxx8700 so what?! that doesn't matter when the comics had started. The Marvel comics had also started waaay before the 80s.....we still got a perfect adaptation. One would expect the same from other fictional universes too, like Archie.

[@lilyazu]

Right? I grew up with the comics and then when I saw what they did with the show I REFUSED to watch it.

[@purplehood8418]

@@yahyabaker8535 We were greeted with this shit, saw it was shit, and new we new we deserved better. 😤

[@mmymilkerz]

So Riverdale in an essence is Season 1: The Best Season Season 2: Alright, you’re ok Season 3, 4, and 5: let’s see which can confuse the audience the most

[@cyberpunkfashionblyawesome]

I miss when they had a plot

[@karismalovesglitter]

Honestly mid Season 2 when Archie and Hiram started that weird bond was when everything went to shit. I find Betty’s dad being the Black Hood really nonsensical too...he was an asshole sure in season 1 but there was nothing to make him out to be a serial killer

[@sakshikandgatla5795]

Season 3, 4, 5 : GARBAGE . this should've been written instead of "let’s see which can confuse the audience the most"

[@mmymilkerz]

@@sakshikandgatla5795 agreed

[@mmymilkerz]

@@karismalovesglitter but it was more bearable than seasons 3,4, and 5

[@marvelstan7378]

“its gonna end up being Ethel Muggs acting on her new kink” I DIED 😂😭

[@DiVa-ks2jg]

😂

[@lesbiangoddess290]

Pfffft

[@mateuszarabski6682]

We all know it’s going to be exactly like that tho

[@pcverma3631]

Hi, I love your dp bless you

[@marvelstan7378]

@@pcverma3631 haha thanks

[@miguelalegre9527]

"does anyone watch Riverdale unironically?" at this point no. I used to watch it and actually like it but now I realized how cringe that show is lmao

[@SuperPrem]

7:15 The MOUWTH-MAN

[@gumibearz]

Alex’s laugh when Betty said “I don’t want my darkness to overtake you,” describes my entire reaction towards this show

[@premiumheadpats4150]

I laughed the same way at the same time.

[@jacobhabte5923]

Hey, at least ur laughing from the show.

[@adrienscrown2079]

Fr though, it sounds like a line I would write in my cringy fanfics when I was 12 XD

[@TheSpawnfan]

I have to give kudos to the actress for saying that without laughing.

[@chanela.7786]

@@TheSpawnfan Fr cause I would’ve been struggling to not laugh😂

[@chloelanae1530]

Can we please have an entire season of Riverdale with Alex just commentating the whole time? I would pay for something like that.

[@josepho3366]

It’s be twice as good at it’s worst than Riverdale at it’s best.

[@olliemcnaughton-smith6644]

we already pay for riverdale for some reason

[@SoulSpectar]

Like he's just an extra hanging in the background, and the camera's sole job is the pan to him whenever Things Happen. I'd finally start watching this mess if that happens. *Edit to add: They're on *Mothman* now? What the hell even IS this show??

[@Bacon-Dave]

How many times do you think he would say "...I need a drink"

[@seankeenan730]

You should check out "pretty much it" if you havent already, they basically do what youre asking for

[@Shrekisloveshrekislife1]

“Like come on we know it’s just gonna be Ethel Muggs acting out her knew kinks” 😂😂 that’s hilarious 😂

[@oliviamcgowan243]

“I’m pretty sure you can’t transfer darkness through your v-“

[@gabedxbyul]

I literally can feel brain cells dying while watching this show.

[@chasehedges6775]

Same.

[@cyberpunkfashionblyawesome]

I feel you and the actors are losing their braincells by reading the script

[@Liverpoollassie]

Same

[@RyanLBrown9396]

Imagine being in the writers room

[@chasehedges6775]

@@RyanLBrown9396 It would be sooo chaotic. So much insanity.

[@fredflintknock32]

"I'm gonna ask you this one time. Where is Riverdale?" "I'll do you one better, who is Riverdale?" Alex: I'll do yo one better, Why is Riverdale?

[@Mia-ig7nu]

I understood THAT reference lol

[@sweetlyy.archive]

@Marvelbitch Your name and pfp LMAO 😂

[@fredflintknock32]

@@sweetlyy.archive ???

[@bumblediosa2206]

Gawd you came from that Infinity War scene

[@fredflintknock32]

@@bumblediosa2206 yeah. that much i know. but what is "pfp"?

[@broadwayrogue891]

The BRUTAL shock of seeing an appropriately aged child as if by magic it’s been that way all along

[@jamesroscoe272]

The only way the aliens will be entertaining is if this is leading into an adaption of Archie vs Predator.

[@Pollygone]

at this point this time skip is probably going to be 'all a dream' that the aliens created and they'll wake up and realise they've just been tripping on jingle jangle or something. wouldn't be surprised if it's crazier than this

[@marynyam301]

This is actually better than what writers could’ve done 😂

[@mattevans4377]

It's scary how much that would make sense.

[@cinna6un]

Wouldn't it be a plot twist if they turned out all the "4 main characters" were actually in a mental asylum and all that has happened were just them going nuts, hence the ridiculous plots-

[@missrose2528]

@@cinna6un I feel like that would save the show

[@imalittlestinker]

I would truly truly hate this. But ur probably right lol

[@ema7867]

"it's like the writers are trying to get the show canceled, but it always backfires" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Niretnarg]

Lol yea bc we all watch it to make fun of it

[@stelena1406]

@@Niretnarg It's stuck in a paradox.

[@santanalopez4073]

All they gotta do is put some effort into an episode and it’ll get canceled for sure!

[@brynalimarshall6321]

I love how you swept over the fact that Nana kept a body in her basement for DECADES

[@NotAnotherKuromi]

That introduction of Archie was fantastic! Also the picture & wonderful sound effects of "Darkness!" You keep uping your animation game & your humour is always on point.

[@allyraschka6659]

I bet Cheryl’s grandma just makes a bunch of shit up to stir the pot and has like never left the house lmaooo

[@premiumheadpats4150]

lol

[@premiumheadpats4150]

Just a massive troll thinking, "Look at these dumbasses".

[@adeleaslan8182]

If I lived in the mess of riverdale that’s what I would do too

[@WumboIsARealWord]

Lmao.

[@purrgundy]

Honestly, the only trope they haven't used yet is "iT wAs A dReAm ALL aLoNg" so I wouldn't be surprised... maybe she's like one of the main cast, or Cheryl time-travelling to look over her past self because her family is fucked up idk

[@tifsng]

Riverdale season 5 is just the gang proving they peaked in high school

[@jeckjeck3119]

I fear for season 6.

[@averlinbc5680]

I think I just cracked the Riverdale code The writers on the show actually people in A different universe Who wrote bad fanfics and were completely ripped apart by the fan base of the actual Riverdale tv show ….so they came to our universe and just made it all about the fanfics to prove that they’re actually great writers 🤗

[@mads2493]

Once you started doing these videos, I gave up on sitting through all of Riverdale and decided to let you do that hard work for me 😂

[@oliviakristina]

When Betty was calling the police guy or whoever that is confirming the blood match with Polly, the guy NODDED ON THE PHONE and Betty somehow knew what he was saying. That killed me. That is so funny.

[@nanalove3819]

I didn't notice lol

[@batoul0182]

Omg you're good I didn't see that Btw to make it more complicated for you the detective guy is Betty's brother hahahaah

[@davinakelvin7878]

Not only that, but it’s just the blood type? Unless I’m missing something, more than one person can have that blood type.

[@jbcatz5]

Three things that are guaranteed to happen in Riverdale: Archie and Veronica will have sex Supernatural elements will be teased but revealed to be mundane Hiram will never go away, as much as we want him to vanish forever

[@manimoneytv]

you can already tick the first one off the list

[@TheSpawnfan]

@Kitzumi - An Unverified KZbinr plot twist: He is the mothman.

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

Lol 😂

[@rebeccaspiwoks]

And Nana Rose will never die 😂

[@jbcatz5]

Rebecca Spiwoks “I may be senile and superstitious, but I’ll never cark it before the final episode.”

[@libby8269]

I swear to god if they had a teenager saying a man “served with him” I don’t want my darkness to overtake me either

[@wandanemer2630]

Same.

[@robertbench5187]

They're adults now in this season

[@beokaza1345]

The mothman? Damn we better get Ryan and Shane to investigate this.

[@maddyburton3272]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA i thought i was the only one who thought of Shane and Ryan when they mentioned the Mothman omfg I'm cackling

[@MinMeows_Booty]

Yes 😂

[@davidortiz8705]

“Riverdale seems like a show where the writers are trying to get it canceled.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 These Riverdale videos are the greatest things ever!!!

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

Yes!😂

[@alisha5617]

They are grasping for straws for a plot. The farm, Gargoyle, now ALIENS

[@jeckjeck3119]

Need Vampires and werewolves and my Riverdale bingo is won!

[@rosem4ry610]

next mfs are gonna start turning into zombies

[@doratheexplorer87]

Straws Remaining: 1) Zombies 2) Royalty 3) Supernatural (full moon) 4) Reply with yo themes cus I’m dumb

[@luuuuux_]

@@doratheexplorer87 4) Time Travel

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

To answer the question in the title, yes. And that the scariest part of about Riverdale, that fact that people exist who do watch it unironically.

[@johnnyjoestarwithdrip6960]

This one kid used as a sign of maturity in school and I laughed to my self but I was just like im not gonna say shit he is gonna be embarrassed in a couple years.Oh the good ol days.Gooday kenobi

[@shreejalk.c.4630]

That whistle 😙 6:05 was perfect 😂😂

[@ninjanibba4259]

“Im pretty sure darkness don’t transfer through your vagi-“ So smooth lol

[@premiumheadpats4150]

lol

[@JackalopeBunny]

At this point I wonder if they are going to consider her darkness to be an std and it can transfer person to person. Then everyone has to deal with it as her darkness just envelopes everyone..

[@ninjanibba4259]

@@JackalopeBunny considering Riverdale, i wouldn't be surprised at all

[@samlal3618]

Does anyone even watch the show ?

[@JackalopeBunny]

@@samlal3618 lol no everything I know about the show I only know cause of these videos. xP

[@galaxias_falls1749]

This show is basically just Hiram doing evil illegal stuff and Archie deciding to some slightly less illegal stuff to “fix” everything

[@annapan1978]

I don’t want my darkness to overtake you I’m crying here

[@starfishcoffee2854]

The Kingdom Hearts part has me in actual tears.

[@CaptainEggcellent]

The best description of this show is 'kids do what they want' like its so strange how all of them managed to graduate, bar Archie, after all the extra curricular stuff they do!

[@MechaJutaro]

Give than there all coming up on 30, whether or not they graduated is questionable

[@savoryovary4931]

this is why i love the cast interviews. i think it was betty’s actress that can’t even pretend she likes her role. she absolutely rolls her eyes while saying they don’t even attend school any more. the cast interviews are always funny, they clearly know how stupid it is but have to pretend it’s not lol

[@MechaJutaro]

@@savoryovary4931 Broadcast TV(nearly thirty episodes per season, with the goal of stretching things out for as many seasons as possible)inevitably puts all actors in a bind; they've got to keep up the mojo, even as they age before our eyes, and the writers often fail to acknowledge the fact that life happens. This gets even more complicated with "teen" dramas, where the actors are more often than not already in their early-mid 20s in s1. Think about this for a moment; if they go for 8-10 seasons, you're going to have people nearing 40 who are still playing in stories written for middle school kids

[@nej2147]

@@MechaJutaro all true, this is why I prefer when the show acknowledge the passing of time. Scrubs is a good example where every season is like a year or Buffy, where they start in high-school and continues through college and even a year or two after, so that they can show growth and learning (or "character development"). Then again I have never watched a second of this show other than here, soo.., I don't acctually "know" how bad they fumble the passage of time in this particular case.

[@savoryovary4931]

@@MechaJutaro oh yeah i know, i just love seeing the cast’s thinly veiled contempt. they can barely pretend it’s not totally dumb.

[@karolinadoega8371]

Dude, even actors are fed up with all this crap. You know like LOST actors kept telling people "it will all make sense at the end" that Riverdale cast doesn't even bother to do that. This show is really something.

[@junedrippin9162]

Ikr

[@bastmode882]

Lost was an amazing show.

[@karolinadoega8371]

@@bastmode882 Bruh, it’s my favorite show of all time but still some things doesn’t make sense 😅

[@gzbri3lla159]

I watch it to laugh "You wanted fire..... my specialty is ice" Veronica Lod- Luna

[@soulaanlioness]

Even though I semi-like Riverdale, the video was super funny. Especially from 7:27 you really had me dead😂😂😂 “It’s just gonna be Ethel Muggs acting out her new kink or whatever” 🤣🤣😆

[@meowmeow626]

Okay, but how is Nana Rose still alive, what is she 200 years old????

[@rabbiyashahid91]

She is a vampire.

[@booklover8081]

@@rabbiyashahid91 I’m not sure if that’s an actual thing in the show, but my first instinct was to just believe it.

[@WitchyCharlie]

This is the best comment 😆

[@luuuuux_]

@@rabbiyashahid91 she’s a vampire alien hybrid

[@rabbiyashahid91]

@@booklover8081 it's not a thing in the show...yet

[@neflufv6392]

Remember when this show was a semi serious teen drama about a murder changing a town and everyone worked together to solve the mystery? And now you’re telling me that the show is taking itself seriously bc the threat is.... mothmen?

[@martalis7452]

I thought it was just the one mothman¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@premiumheadpats4150]

God I love these videos. Listening to you walk me through the fever dream that is Riverdale is so comforting for some reason. Thank you Alex.

[@gracepuno4523]

i cant believe this show is still running despite the crazy shiz. like WHY WON'T THEY REVIVE SHOWS THAT HAS SENSE LIKE ANNE WITH AN E?!?!