HOW DO NATIONS AGE? HetaTheory

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[@anonymousblockofcheese1818]

That awkward moment when you don't have enough money to age.

[@sokosemske8396]

Moldova poor little cinnamon roll

[@lillithetherian2745]

Lol

[@ry5018]

Moldova omg😂😂

[@bananas8492]

poor Moldova

[@juno6359]

#Lol

[@alicethehetalian5737]

An alternate reason: Because hima feels like it!!!!

[@ArthurTRead]

The number 1 excuse for everything that doesn't make sense in Hetalia. Hima feels like doing it so he does it

[@milkman4743]

Ouran-After-High tru

[@bingus2151]

AliceTheHetalian I was thinking that too lol

[@Milokissavlk]

AliceTheHetalian because Hima feels like it is a good explanation for most of this Anime. I mean does it still make me mad that the age’s don’t feel correct, yes! But you’re right. One thing that I could still never get past me is Switzerland is younger than America by a year. Switzerland is 18 America’s 19. Even though Switzerland the country was founded in August 1, 1291 .And we don’t know Canada‘s age? Aren’t they brothers or even twins.

[@Milokissavlk]

USCAN14 Yeah that’s what I was thinking

[@cornernumber6241]

China is to old for his Physic 😂😂

[@kune6406]

Elo Ibi lol

[@higrill2538]

Yaaaaa he is older than a boomer....so i cant make coul jokes

[@liamanoli]

"If economy effects age,why isn't Greece 10 years old" I see what people think about us....T_T

[@eurasieraurora]

Well, I met a really nasty Greek person once on the internet, he was insulting Finland, Scandinavia, Russia, and the people of those countries in a Finnish music video, but we Finns got back at him really good. Of course I don't think you're bad, and I really like Greek mythology and stuff, but still...

[@nightshade7111]

^ a bit irrelevant, but okay. Lol.

[@eiphnh_]

lia manoli Thats so true😂 btw you are from Greece too??

[@ΜαργαρίταΔαρζ]

ikr

[@dreamdrawer8615]

lia manoli It's okay... T^T

[@AskMaple]

If pets stop aging when they hang out with a country, how come China's pandas never stopped aging?

[@ArthurTRead]

Ask Maple Because every time we see him he has a different panda or group of pandas

[@AskMaple]

Exactly! Why is it that the first panda didn't stop aging?

[@feintatlas8594]

idosyncraticArticulation [IA] uh... pandas we’rejust taken off the endangered species list after their population stabilized a while ago, idk where you got that “extinct” info from

[@ZinbaForLife]

Ask Maple because pandas aren’t pets.

[@c.r.4985]

"This is to assure that they aren't thousands of years old." -coughchinacough-

[@hoppersworld6431]

Clarissa Royalice Unless you are China

[@TryniaMerin]

China is pretty much immortal....

[@fayybeu]

@@TryniaMerin And I'm glad.

[@koifish4276]

China: am i a joke to you?

[@oakgreenoak]

I always figured the micronations' ages were either A) based around whether they have actual land or not (the older ones all have physical land, Sealand is a metal fort, Ladonia is web-based, Kugelmugel is a metal ball, and while Wy also has physical land she's only been around only ~12 years, even less when she was designed) or B) completely effin' arbitrary like most things Hima does

[@chuukuu]

I heard Aiyaa Four Thousand Years in the background I have a problem.

[@aimbot8364]

We all heard it. This makes no difference.

[@sanjaydatta2537]

I’m a China fan girl

[@fayybeu]

I did too.

[@ruyili9169]

You are not alone

[@koifish4276]

yes

[@ΜαργαρίταΔαρζ]

wow you just roasted my country 😅 is that why the weather has been very hot lately in Greece? 😂

[@england9530]

Hello, am I early? I see some others here.

[@hollyward4887]

Its Iggy! :D

[@perhaps6121]

well im not early

[@angelicadino6777]

IGGY! HOW ARE YOU???? *completely Fangerling*

[@mitziixoxo]

Hi England! I zee you use zhe internet too

[@emilerodriguez705]

England im like 8 months late ;•^•

[@annjaneiceevans2921]

YES!!!! FINALLY SOMEONE WHO IS STILL DOING HETALIA IN THIS AGE!!!!!! XD *cough cough* Sorry for that. You got yourself a new subscriber.

[@魍魉魑魅-f2s]

I think their real age is the country's age(like 4000 for China), but they just look that way...

[@daltonjones5400]

China is over 60,000 years old 😂😂😂

[@supermouse73]

Dalton Jones China ain’t that old lol back then humans were like still banging sticks and rocks together or something

[@daltonjones5400]

@@supermouse73 👀👀👀 you talking about that but Ancient Greece and Egypt be there like Heller!

[@supermouse73]

But like... 60,000 years ago we were banging shit together and migrating from Africa to other continents. There weren’t any set countries yet... Ancient Greece and Egypt didn’t exist then either

[@fayybeu]

@@supermouse73 Our shitty teachers told us humans first appeared 10k years ago, lmao. It would be impossible for them to start nations and empires in only 6k years (because China/best boy is 4k).

[@thecoral2388]

When I get to say FINALLY!!!

[@Qumayopotatosalad]

Wait a minute...Do you hear that..at 0:27. We need to look closer..closer...closer. Is that what I think it is? Is it.......................Aiyaa four thousand years. *Begins crying*

[@Moonlitwatersofaqua]

"there are no elderly nations" Vatican City is an old man

[@Freedmoon44]

Tbf the Vatican is quite litteraly populated by one old man surrounded by old man and then theres some younger guards. Just blending in

[@lavendermarshmallowplant3229]

Pretty sure himaruya doesn't have any rules and just messes with us

[@sara_i3635]

I choked when I heard Aiyaa 4000 years in the background...

[@ARGhostie]

I noticed but I didn't get the joke until this comment and I just wHEEZED--

[@user-zm6qs9je4w]

*Raises Hand* I am late af. May I ask about China then. . ? If nation's are born the way humans are, who the hell was China's "parents"? Otherwise, he fits in everything. I actually would like to know who his predecessor was.

[@costyhetalia]

Exactly, some of them don't have parents. I think that the ones who don't have parents materialize like The Legend Of Zelda Chests

[@fayybeu]

Poor China. No parents, his friends died, no one cares about him... 😭

[@cindythecandy9661]

His parents are probably the yangshao and hongshan cultures

[@juanthebravo]

Top 10 characters/countries you wish or want to exist in Hetalia! (Can be made up or real)

[@meimeibeilschmidt]

7 years and no replies? let me share my thoughts! i’d love to see the capitals or some major provinces/states as characters even though it’s severely unrealistic and unnecessary to the story 😭

[@jaytea4390]

Like button: *is smashed*

[@nini4696]

If Economy Was Age, Ukraine Would Be 10 too, if It goes Like That.

[@ladyofcaliban5722]

I believe that when a nation is born they usually start out as a city, county, state etc. They then age normally until a certain age under 19. Then, when that area becomes Independent, they begin to age again until they reach they're human age (20, 24, 32 etc.). They will then stay that age forever. Sometimes however a nation will remain his/her child age (like Moldova or HRE)

[@fluffydementor]

very interesting! Love the heta facts, the heta misteries and now the theory! a heta theory! clap and a half for you! (I love matpad too)

[@linafaubert4868]

I know how you feel some people hate me because I'm german :/

[@angelicadino6777]

why? if u don't mind me asking

[@linafaubert4868]

there was this one kid in second grade who came up to me and told me he hated me because I am german and he was jewish

[@linafaubert4868]

so in other words because of ww1 and ww2

[@justwhy3705]

Valeria Villarán Pichardo i ordered a game theory shirt!

[@nic_the_hetaliafan1819]

I didn't know u also love the background song of Aiyah four thousands years- Bc I do- And who still love Hetalia in 2020??

[@Mahou_Shoujo-yy1gn]

HERE!!! HERE!!!!

[@nic_the_hetaliafan1819]

@@Mahou_Shoujo-yy1gn YAY!!! ^>^ ARU!

[@lilyandere3439]

pretty sure Seborga is at least fifteen, maximum: 17. he ain't really a tall kid

[@hoppersworld6431]

Lil' Yandere Yeah, I think he looks at least teenage through adult in his age! For the micronations, it kinda doesn’t make any sense for Seborga, Molossia, Hutt River and Nico Nico Republic to be look so mature since micronation which is still doesn’t gain much recognition from other nations is supposed to be child?! While on the other hand, Liechtenstein, Monaco, Seychelles, Latvia and Moldova are desgined like kids even though they are independent nations which are recognized by others?

[@tonibologna1001]

your should keep the "that's just a theory, a heta theory"

[@how-did-i-get-here-435]

notification squad vommence

[@littlelonelycookie956]

Hello there~

[@norwayaph1912]

how-did-i -get-here- hola

[@justwhy3705]

how-did-i -get-here- love your name!

[@Milokissavlk]

The one thing that I don’t fucking get is how America is older than Switzerland . America is 19 and Switzerland is 18 .This to me does not make sense

[@linafaubert4868]

glad I'm no the only hetalian today XD

[@hollyward4887]

Yeah and me!

[@kiyomiaru3078]

Here I am uwu

[@windowpain1758]

Ah, Nice, Game Theory And Hetalia In A Mix. Two Of My Favourite Things

[@SunnyGirl03]

"But hey that's just a theory!" You got that from film theory! Great theory though

[@eurasieraurora]

/Game theory. Aka MatPat. :D

[@ArthurTRead]

8:44 My new favourite Hetalia group, the Rich Tiny Country Club

[@pearllamb7232]

Can't we just chalk up the sealand thing to it being a dream?

[@hoppersworld6431]

leafeon jolteon Yeah! I was thinking about this, too. I thought this whole “Sealand’s grown up in England’s dream” thing is just for fun! It’s not worthy to consider into the theory.

[@stepoutskz]

“Moldavia and Moldova are not the same person” Me a Spanish speaker where we call Moldova, Moldavia 🤯

[@asteriawashere6881]

Lmao

[@invaderviolet1718]

5:45 Hong Kong: Hello darkness my old friend I'm not sorry

[@Syddoc]

Wait so would Andorra ,if they were in hetalia, be a child like Moldova, a teen, or an adult?

[@butteredwaffles8779]

What exactly is Eurovision?

[@KolkoCat]

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[@butteredwaffles8779]

Looks awesome! Thanks.

[@flagfriend]

So i've thought of this while by myself and the most logical thing is individual development I think. It explains America's speed growth and why Liechtenstein is still so young.

[@edytawojcos1222]

Can you please do a video who Child is or something?? 😍 😹

[@L-o-l-b-i-t]

It's a Friday, I woke up at 11, I'm eating Cheetos and drinking Soda, Let's Go-

[@Ned-nw6ge]

People often say the birthdays of nations (at least monarchies) is the same as the birthday of their monarchs.... But that would mean that their birthdays would basically change dates every generation lmao, so how does that work? I'd say their independence day, but before their independence nations were already there.

[@norwayaph1912]

FINALLY. * gets down on knees* YES!

[@jaytea4390]

Is that Aiyaa! Yonsennen I hear 😏

[@mickeythedogo703]

I bet Hima just gave the characters whatever age he wanted

[@solahaze8948]

This is really useful when explaining why my character Israel is only 14

[@isabella-zp6mb]

so……Canada(Neuville France time period)was really large and has good economies and all that, the average life condition even better than France and had a lot of sayings on his own, why was he still a little kid when given to England? Shouldn't he be a teenager by that time? I used to think it is because of the war and failed fur trade but since you say nations can't deage……how do you explain that?

[@enalosloqia6422]

I thought she said "Welcome back my fellow Italians" at the start XD

[@akirasenpai420]

NICO NICO NII Sorry

[@Someone-mv5rg]

Doesn’t Molossia not rely on USA that much since we see him just fine in the middle of the desert with a good seised garden. So dose that make up for not being that rich.

[@bellakatearts]

The whole age thing is irrelevant to me. In the archives, it says Germany is 20 and America is 19, despite America being much older (America became a country in 1776 and existed before that, and Germany became a country in 1871). Besides, I love ancient history and have my own headcanons about how old they are. I headcanon most of the European characters have been around since the Ironage. I adore the idea of the France we all know and love also being the barbaric and bloodthirsty Gaul. It's just funny and shit gets more interesting. Relationships and cultures get deeper as well.

[@bellakatearts]

I put way too much time and research into my headcanons... save me

[@sincity8046]

Don't worry. I was thinking the same thing.

[@hopetilia8637]

Everything you explained Made sense so far but what about Iceland? He's independent for quiet a time, has a steady economie, but still isn't older than HongKong or so.

[@bestwaifuonearth]

THIS GETS IN MY RECOMMENDATIONS JUST 2 YEARS AFTER YOU POST IT LIKE WTF.

[@dulce_bombon]

12:45 This and everything it represents Also, I love this theory

[@sorayna7465]

*hears background music* I am crying now :(

[@arcticpopsicle3033]

Wait what was the America effect?

[@abyssdragon1756]

BUT HEY IT'S JUST A THEORY A GAME THEORY THANKS FOR WATCHING uwu

[@pokegamer162]

That Game Theory reference though 👌 XD

[@chillinvillain7800]

"And this little buddy finally got *freedom*." Best quote, 10/10, beautiful

[@fridericusrex7042]

Is applies to my country (Belgium). In the first episode she looks about 30. Belgium has been along for a long time, Belgium has a decent amount of power, although Belgium has been part of many countries but wasn't relient (+ when she was with Spain she looked to be atleast 18) and belgium is one of the 20 (might be 25) countries that are considered to be rich

[@zigzagdrivinglicense2610]

The woman is only 25 years old at most.

[@daltonjones5400]

Macau is 30 in canon 😂

[@altatmccc8253]

FINALLYYYYY IVE BEEN WAITING SO LOONG

[@linezy]

the vatican is old tho

[@0lly302]

may i request- Why Does Germnay Not Have a Last Name?

[@chescal7821]

mizore okashiya His surname is Beilschmidt because of Prussia.

[@A_JinglyRabbit]

Italy x Germany = spaghetti?

[@celiablanco9114]

7:46 this is a real panel? man, i hate so much when other nations blamed over America in hetalia, this guy cry anytime Canada insult him i dont wanna imagine the stress he feels i know all his politics but it's _-almost-_ not his fault *_i hope i wrote a good english i didn't studied in almost 3 years_*

[@everyoneever6366]

10:00 I could almost hear the dramatic gasp in the background.

[@isabeanie81]

I think you should do a video on what happens to a character during a civil war!

[@moodu.m.a1888]

What about Mr.Kijumiro

[@hetagamergal4555]

what about a state like americas? do they die? and lets take Pennsylvania for example the state was born in 1787 making him/her 230 close to americas age

[@galvatron7881]

What’s my age?? It never says it in the fandom??

[@shiningstar4644]

2:14 'cuz he was the reincarnation of HRE.

[@TheAstralBlade]

Ah, game theory reference. Classic, nice touch! Good luck with your future videos and events!

[@bluepotato1354]

YAY!!!! AGE THEORY!!!! :) (Thanks for the Eurovision link, I needed that. Also here's hoping that you don't get another strike -_- Well, good luck with that!)

[@cookie_pixel]

THIS IS NOT A THEORY THIS IS THE CANON.

[@TuleAC23]

EUROVISION!!!!! XD I love Eurovision, it’s so awesome (Prussia: just like muah) lolol

[@gokbay3057]

About Seborga I think he used to be a proper nation. A duchy iirc. When Italy unified there was a treaty about it (or was it their constutition I forgot) which counted the countries who united to form the Kingdom of Italy. Seborga was forgotten in this list while legally and technically never stopping existing so Italy theoratically did not own Seborga. This was discovered by the man who declared the (micro)nation of Seborga.

[@hoppersworld6431]

Gökçe Okbay Yeah! I agree! I think this may be the reason why he’s much older than other micronations, because his birthdate should be traced back to the duchy time. Though I agree with the rest part of this video, I don’t think Seborga is “just a tall kid”! Judged by his appearance, I think he must be at least gone through puberty already! Looks like adolescent to young adult step at his age. But I also agree that his personality is much more immature than some of the others, like Wy and Monaco. He will cross the border without others’ permission! Pretty much like Veneziano, fully-grown but childish in personality.

[@MelodicallyAngelic]

I’m so glad people are still into hetalia!

[@jocruz309]

I've been waiting for this for so long thank youuuuu

[@insertsomewittynamehere8507]

That repeating Aiyaa Four Thousand Years instrumental in the background was wonderful thank you

[@hoppersworld6431]

1. There’s a limit to age. - This probably due to the fact that Himaruya WOULDN’T draw his personified characters in old age or stuff, maybe?! However, he has practiced drawing some middle-aged to old-aged characters in random sketches recently. And used these characters in some of his strips. So I can’t tell if there will be an old-aged personified character appear in the future or not?!

[@locky7888]

I don't even watch hetalia why have I watched so many of these

[@leena1388]

watch it

[@dongleronpas3216]

Can you explain in a more simplified version,because I did not get shit. I seriously have the vocabulary of an 8 y/o.

[@mackenziec2516]

I think that nations CAN de -age. This could explain a lot of things such as why Latvia is so short. These sort of age 'resets' do not get rid of prior knowledge, but can mess up memories. These resets would possible occur if a region lost its country status. Take places like Newfoundland, Canada. If A Newfoundland personification was Vinland, then they'd remain a child, and stay that way until being discovered then taken in by England. Their age may go back, as they went through a 'reset'. Then, when This personification becomes its own country, they become an adult. THEN, in 1949, after joining confederation, Newfoundland would change back into a younger physical state. They'd still have the knowledge gained through their long life, but their memories as Vinland would have become very vague. Also, with Economy, if a country's economic status effects their age, then MANY COUNTRIES WOULD BE MUCH OLDER. If there's any shape way or form to actually discuss theories with you, I'd love to know! I'm thinking of starting a channel, and I'd love to discuss theories in order to get started

[@mms3686]

the game theory thing killed me XD

[@Relic58]

Reading about the ASEAN arc, this may explain why Philippines looked as young as Singapore despite being one of the oldest members, while Thai seemed the most mature of all of them.

[@mewvallouscat4155]

omggg it has finally been explained

[@kittycathy5905]

Wait if nations don't age like when in chibitalia Italy was under Austrias control but when hungery fond out he was a boy he looked like Italy from axis powers 😱

[@aquasnake4528]

Why isn’t America more mature if he is a superpower?

[@supermouse73]

Aidan Tiffany Because he’s the embodiment of America, not a lot of people there are super matureeee..

[@lucykiraly]

Based on this theory, I think the only reason why Hungary looks like an adult is the country's real age XD

[@katecoman521]

I have a story idea on how America got his glasses and I'd thought I'd share it. So most of us know that americas glasses represent texas( my home) and that magic in hetalia is reserved for the magic trio. So my idea is that when Anglo Americans started moving to Texas after the Mexican revolution Americas boss sent him to check out Texas and when he was their he met Texas. (She ( she's a girl in my head) has spains eyes but Americas hair color cause she's both of their little sisters. She also wears her hair in braids with a cowboy hat she also wears glasses) so when they meet they get along really well And when she has her war for independence america sends help but when he shows up after the Alamo, Texas is bruised , bloody and PISSED So when the battle of San Jacinto roles around Texas wins the battle quickly and gains her independence. But soon after she shows up to Americas house looking skinny and sad. She asks for her country to join the United States. America is confused but soon realizes that Texas is having money problems after the revolution and the only way to stay alive is to join America. So he agrees and at the famous ceremony when the Texas flag is lowered and the American flag is raised on the captains flag pole, America looks down at her and sees she's crying then she smiles and thanks America for helping her people. She gives him her glasses and tells him to use them to look far into the future of his country. Then she walks away. Still crying. Sorry if this is kinda hard to read. I'm writing this on my phone so grammar and punctuation may be messy

[@bsguzzo]

so Brazil need have 2 (peoples/nations represent brazil impere and republican brazil) because bouth have a lot of singularity.... (sorry for my terrible English a lot of years I don't whiten anything soo I forget ). And I love yours videos

[@穎娜]

RIP Hutt River 👁👁

[@user-sh3xo1gj7q]

Thank you for making interesting videos like these. We really appreciate it! :) ...Was that a Film Theory reference at the end? :D

[@reinav.3674]

Because Hima is never consistent with his country rules.

[@Zecatel]

So uh, Roman as a teenager? You literally pointed that out so you could show similarity’s. That’s probably the only thing keeping this theory false

[@tonibologna1001]

how do you pronounce Liechtenstein??? I have heard it pronounced so many different ways.

[@bossuhole]

Toni Bologna leech - ten - stein

[@kreisigal]

Leech ten stain

[@nicktschani6282]

Toni Bologna Lee-ch-ten-SH-T-Aain comes from an Austrian.

[@marshmallowweekly8575]

There is also a theory that nations grown and are nurtured in plant cacons and get nutrients from the sun the are born toddler age and can already walk and talk/write there nations language unless there is not one already being used himse why China never saw a very young Japan write anything till he gave him Chinese characters to use and Japan tweaked them to make his own

[@Therealrutile]

I know this is off topic but i was 30 seconds in, heard my son's song play, and I fucking screamed.

[@isabellebissonrouthier]

I HEARD THE GAME THEORY THING AND GASPED