How Fast Can You Get POISONED in Every Souls Game?

[@MrMetagross]

Hello everyone, I hope your Friday is going well. I know this is a bit of a shorter video, but hopefully the next one will be back to standard. Also, there is an easter egg in the video, can you find it? Have a nice day

[@gaszwyn449]

Aren't there geckos at the bottom of the reservoir before Genichiro? Or do those not have poison?

[@crampedcasket3887]

​@@gaszwyn449 Yes, but this is much earlier in the game.

[@crampedcasket3887]

@@gaszwyn449 (relatively speaking)

[@gaszwyn449]

@@crampedcasket3887 Ashina Reservoir is literally the first area of the game

[@michasokoowski6651]

Now try the cursed status effect or its equivalent. Sadly not all games are applicable.

[@Glass_Void]

how fast can you get "this door opens from another side" in every souls game?

[@amirmehr151]

I'd definitely watch this

[@Monumentum616]

A good one!

[@mariodiguido7182]

That's neat

[@YunaBelmont1]

Very good idea!

[@chaoticstarfish3401]

2 seconds in Bloodborne lol

[@Lunamowon]

Fun fact. Rolling in poison in elden ring makes your poison meter build up considerably faster. Meaning it would probably shave a second off

[@rohitchaoji]

I actually liked this particular mechanic that was also present in Dark Souls 2. If you take a careful look at your armour, it would be covered in poison from top to bottom if you rolled in it, but if you just walked across it, it would only be near your boots and would come off much faster.

[@Grimnoire]

Yeah that seems cool, but why are there so many pits with damage inducing liquids, fire swamps poison swamps, rot swamps...

[@born2hula325]

Although wierdly, rolling in lava is actually a good idea.

[@boondock2099]

It also keeps building up even if you arent in the poison anymore

[@banaverhel]

Finally someone plays Fromsoft games the way Michealzaki intended. Godspeed to you

[@ibragimowbekhan0987]

What about Skumnuts first ever leg only elden ring run?

[@coraline2770]

The fact that he makes the poison swamps on some kind of dazed trance is hilarious

[@KindlyMino]

Thanks for the shoutout, but I have only speedrun to feet once, okay twice.

[@cutegirlnatalie1]

in Sekiro, there are geckos that spit poison in the water near the end of the tutorial (before geni.) With optimal play (and rng,) Sekiro could probably be shaved down to under a minute imo. Great video! edit: I realized I should clarify that "under a minute" would mean skipping kuro, as you can still navigate the area, you just can't progress past the tutorial until you talk to kuro. I'm not sure if it is possible to get to the geckos (and survive enough hits to be poisoned) without getting the sword, as I have never tried it or seen anyone try it. If you cannot skip the sword, then I don't think sub-minute would be possible.

[@ricklewis2068]

You got me on the first Dark Souls. I thought for sure it would be Valley of Drakes, then the giants on the way into Blighttown, not even Blighttown itself. Forgot all about that rat.

[@RauchPotato]

I'm pretty sure there's geckos before the secret passive where you face genny. I could be wrong

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

There are

[@crampedcasket3887]

Later in the game though.

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

@@crampedcasket3887 no they're there from the start.

[@jajasking9652]

There is even geckos before the first Big snake section

[@lsj6746]

Also next to the ogre are some

[@elliesteele2107]

Man, I got to hang out with my friends today, go out to the mall to watch a movie, and Mr. Metagross uploaded a video about my favorite proc status? Today's a good day.

[@baggedbread]

... favorite?

[@YunaBelmont1]

Sounds like a very cool day indeed

[@crampedcasket3887]

@@baggedbread Why not?

[@baggedbread]

@@crampedcasket3887 ... poison?!

[@crampedcasket3887]

@@baggedbread Sure, well, I mean't that as a joke, but if you think about it, it's actually not as bad as it seems like at the time... anyways, yeah.

[@YUFlysofast]

a unique concept and tastefully compiled together. good work here

[@skippycoulter]

This was so cool. It was really fun to watch. And you are a chad for that levels dex gundyr joke

[@SicopawEfeyester]

I love these types of videos, I don't know why but they are always so fun. If you do this again, maybe try how fast you can get bled (bleeded?)

[@Ultratistic]

Finally new content... it felt like forever

[@jimbo_13]

Love these sorts of challenge runs! This was a lot of fun. Thanks Meta!

[@smallkidneyjoe4046]

a lot of inventive solutions in this one, very nice

[@Forkontheleft]

Hitting me with that nostalgia instantly with Dark Cloud 2 music

[@kreph2712]

It got me too

[@FabioxyssProductions]

My head just EXPLODED when I realized you were using the sewers theme from Jak 3. Loved it!! 😂❤

[@MarcusBedient]

YOOOO DARK CLOUD MUSIC 😤😤😤

[@ihenderson9634]

What a fun and different kind of video.

[@kenu995]

That Dark Cloud 2 OST at the beginning was a welcome surprise! Also, with that pause at the DS2 title screen, I thought I was gonna hear a ZeroLenny "They made another one?!?!?!?" Lol

[@Halldinoka]

You can get the Elden Ring one slightly quicker by rolling in the poison. It causes it to build up quicker

[@SondreGrneng]

Lol, I kept wondering what would be the fastest way to get poisoned in ER, kept thinking of one of those poison dungeons or some stray flower somewhere. As soon as you mentioned starting with stonesword keys I realized I'm a fucking idiot.

[@Gary_a_normal_human_being]

Metagross out here reinventing the wheel

[@Shadow-ue6fq]

For Dark Souls 3, instead of killing Vordt and going that way could you kill Dancer and go to the left towards Oceiros and get poisoned there? I can't remember if its poison or toxic over there. Also yes Dancer is a much tougher fight than Vordt but its a lot of running for the Vordt route.

[@dukeofburgerz5225]

Outside Oceiros is def a toxic swamp, so I don't think it'd count for this

[@youmgsandwiche]

Don’t the rats in Undead Settlement inflict poison?

[@rohitchaoji]

​​​@@youmgsandwicheNo but the Giant Rats do. But they inflict enough damage to kill a player with low Vigor before the poison meter fills up.

[@miljann98]

Aren't there poison lizards at the beginning of Sekiro? Before genichiro

[@michaelmamba1578]

0:00 “I used to be an adventurer like you” looking ass

[@MrMetagross]

Honestly I never considered the fact they look very similar

[@Gentleman_33]

I'm pretty sure there are some lizards chilling in the tutorial before you even call Kuro over

[@mickeymosca8971]

Another hit video from the best pseudo legendary (and pokemon overall)

[@krabparrot5724]

I loved the Disposal Valley in Eternal Ring, their older game, even the bloody air itself is poisonous. I wonder if it was there where Miyazaki got inspiration for all of this

[@nickbiden349]

Very interesting idea for a video. Already wanting more content 😅

[@agente9901]

Challenge idea: Get ! POISONED ! with expired food and try to beat the game, but every time you puke you have to start again

[@alastor8091]

Itd be funnier if it was every time he squirted shit.

[@xd_the_og6977]

I loved this video !

[@feiwong3634]

The Dark Cloud 2 music hit me so hard!!! Man i LOVED that game!

[@MrMetagross]

Me too, awesome game

[@PaladinLeeroy42069]

Waiting for the A type player that’s gonna make this a real category

[@DocFishspot]

I'm wondering if for DS3 doing Dancer early would be faster. There's a poison swamp in Oceiros' courtyard, after all

[@TheMoogleKing93]

The Dancer fight itself would take longer than the current run

[@seungkwanbot3203]

I thought that was a toxic swamp

[@lordjeebusiii408]

Theres no gas station sushi in the souls game so itll be pretty difficult

[@ElementEvilTeam]

how fast can you get instant death (curse/terror/petrify/deathblight) ?

[@Dr.IpX_Music]

In sekiro you can get poisoned in less than 1 or 2 minutes, by easily jumping into the water pit before the secret pathway, there are a few poison lizards there

[@dukeofburgerz5225]

I was thinking the Reservoir had something. I tried getting the lizards down there to spit poison but I couldn't get them to do. There is also the Rat Assasin guy underneath the bridge, I haven't gotten him to do his poison attack either edit: After more testing, I DID get the lizard's to poison me before Genichiro

[@amberhernandez]

I was so proud of myself for knowing about the rat in Firelink, bahahaha!!

[@gastongomez8601]

How fast you can get an insta-kill effect (curse, terror, death blight)

[@Ice.exe777]

Your videos are fantastic please make more! A Dark Souls 2 challenge run would be amazing!

[@TonyBradley241]

Couldnt you fight dancer and then go to the ocerius poison swamp

[@grayestrat]

Pointless note, you actually dont need the sugar to get the sneak attack on the chained ogre although i guess if you want to run up to him you need it

[@eidoanzan9702]

@MrMetagross Can't you get poisoned in Sekiro by the two Lizards in the lower level of the tutorial area, even before the Genichiro tutorial fight?

[@BillyMays1497]

Didnt expect message therefore praise message!

[@spencerruston406]

Thinking of Fromsoft staples, Moonlight Greatsword is another. Probably insanely long.

[@AA-sw5pb]

Jak and Daxter sewer theme in the background on point

[@smg4yoshi940]

9:14 Aren't there Poison Geckos in Ashina Reservoir in the beginning of the game?

[@cuddlequeen3225]

Next up: how quickly can you "dispatch" a bare-footed woman in every souls game.

[@Eshtian]

Dark cloud music?

[@spicy6072]

What about the lizards in ashina resuvoir

[@oliverhendrix8176]

Now we just need “How fast can get poisoned by the worse poison of each game in each game”

[@amirmehr151]

Great video

[@MrMetagross]

Thanks!

[@MazeMaker4Life]

How fast can you get "invaded by"

[@_Retkon]

no og demons souls run invalid. jokes aside this was super entertaining lmao

[@alephnole7009]

In DS3 pre patch you could have used the Dancer skip to get into the poison swamp outside Osiros

[@kicsiduda]

What if in ds3 you go for early dancer and go to the garden before Ocerios?

[@futuristicbus61]

We need more funny runs like this.

[@regulareric8759]

I'm pretty sure you don't need to grab the finger in elden ring to proceed. Though I could be wrong because it's been some time since I did a new game.

[@anstorner]

If you hit Vordt head with an charged attack while charging the ice attack he get stance broken

[@markbak6144]

If you roll in the pioson in elden ring you could save a coupler of seconds

[@gaelsotfs3724]

Not sure if you tried this and it was just slower but would it be faster to just instantly fight Dancer instead of Vordt and then instantly go to the Consumed King’s Garden and get poisoned there? I’m not sure if a fight with Dancer would be longer than this route or not

[@genericname6505]

Consumed King's Garden is toxic, not poison

[@ThRvnchst]

For DS3, Thief start would be faster because bleed destroys Gundyr. You can still get down to Road of Sacrifices with quickstep fall damage cancels. You can also kill Dancer and get toxic from Consumed King's Garden in ~6 minutes, but that doesn't really count. (also take off your armor jfc lmao)

[@LordUroko88]

Fun similar idea, how fast you van make it to each soulsborne games star poison swamp.

[@blackdragon1578]

do the instant death status effects.

[@pixelmaster9964]

How fast can you see an NPC’s feet in each souls game. Might be too fast if enemies count

[@lh3424]

fantastic

[@mrziiz6893]

Darksouls fartbog%

[@Scowleasy]

How fast can you murder someone in each game? Not an enemy, killing is different than murder after all.

[@alastor8091]

Ds2 would probably be the fastest as you can kill the maid and grannies. Might even 1 hit them. Dark Souls 1 if you can beat the Crestfallen Knight. Maybe Dark Souls 3 if you book it to Sword Master outside Firelink and have him fall off. Don't think you can do that in Sekiro if we're talking NPC's. Bloodborne may be dead last because you'd have to get through Gascoigne to the Chapel Dweller. You don't actually kill Gherman if you hit him he just leaves because you're rude.

[@TheMoogleKing93]

Bloodborne can do Eileen, but good luck.

[@alastor8091]

@@TheMoogleKing93 forgot about Eileen. Might be the second fastest if you can make it there and slap her around and off the edge of the rafters.

[@frazfrazfrazfraz]

​@@alastor8091sword master isn't murder, that's self defense

[@alastor8091]

@@frazfrazfrazfraz he has the right to defend his side of Fire Link. Everyone has their property, so does he. 2A rights.

[@nathangould9549]

How fast can you get smacked by a guy hiding behind a door or hallway in every souls game

[@Peipposka]

How about same consept but with meeting Patches :D ?

[@avibi]

Mother 3 music!

[@QuackerHead-j]

Miyazaki doesn't actually direct the games anymore. The dev team just asks for Miyazaki's professional opinion on how dirty the maiden's feet should be in the next game they're making

[@ironfoot1938]

Good video, but where kings field?

[@Sunprism]

The fact that there's 5 to 6 games in this series, and this video is only 11 minutes long, should tell you a little bit about how much this series hates you

[@SouveraineMiaa]

That's a very interesting and cool video but damn dude no one's gives a shit about it in DeS remake we wanna know on the original

[@murphy0]

Were dung pies considered in these runs?

[@MrMetagross]

No, but those inflict toxic not poison anyways

[@murphy0]

wasnt sure if the distinction was made but good to know!@@MrMetagross

[@ax0l297]

I think im the only one who remembers the rat in DS1, because i always get fucked by them

[@blondsucre8179]

In dark souls 3 it would faster to summon a player to poison you

[@teamworm5932]

I don't understand why you put an emphasis on not having poison resistance when having endurance would clearly help

[@zccomedyclips]

How fast can you see a npc’s bare feet

[@Local_commentor]

Can you do how fast can you die in souls series

[@5chneemensch138]

DemonSouls remake? Run invalid.

[@MortalMercury]

0:22 That voicecrack

[@Theotheroneofem]

Hang on in sekiro, isn't can't you get poisoned by gekos before tutorial boss in the green water??

[@C831l60]

i love you

[@GG-ou7it]

Fromsoftware KZbinrs during content drought be like

[@lurkelixr1777]

Bare footed women > the rest of the options posed in the beginning

[@pocketinfinity2165]

Disliked for hating the best souls game (ds2)

[@Esteban-lh7qz]

sekiro isn't a souls game tho

[@MrMetagross]

Agreed but I decided to throw it in anyways

[@chocolatecrud]

These games are so toxic

[@Dum_Dum105]

Elden ring and sekiro are spin offs and a disappointment to "souls like" games. Bloodborne is so much more of a souls game but still a spin off.

[@supapaw]

KZbinrs are really running out of ideas.

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

Tell me about it.

[@MilChamp1]

Oh god, grow up. It's a topic that interests some, and not others. Find better things to do than deride people for their utterly harmless pastimes.

[@keyofpop]

Dark Cloud 2 house music on the explanation 🥹