How fast can you touch grass in every Zelda game?

[@j0rts]

THAT should be enough grass touching for a while.

[@MeepsFTW]

now do pokemon games

[@WiiSportsClub]

There is never enough grass touching.

[@soyboydj6875]

Touch grass

[@Baine53]

I'd say do Sonic next, but I'm pretty sure it would be immediate grass-touching for almost all of them.

[@bluestaff8248]

love the touch grass series bit thing, but go touch some actual grass now

[@Super_Top_Secret_Area]

I suggested Zelda just because the first game had no grass.

[@JustJulyo]

Ganon reincarnated into Super Top Secret Area

[@Super_Top_Secret_Area]

@@JustJulyo I'm not that evil, you could still play the Super Famicom remake, which actually had some grass in the overworld. But you would be playing a partially lost, region-locked game with limited availability. Ok, maybe I am evil after all.

[@_Mikeebeed_]

@@ZMATRIX_06well nah he got a heart from the- nvm

[@taker601]

@@Super_Top_Secret_Area :0 Double space after tagging someone? Pressing enter twice??? THE OSTRICH?

[@Super_Top_Secret_Area]

@@taker601 Yes.

[@MonklockAnimations]

So… I think you’re the world’s fastest “touch grass” speed runner then. Yes, this is now an official speed running category.

[@j0rts]

I’ll accept that title

[@DasingerVoice]

Grass % speed run

[@vividao4123]

I wonder if there's a way to touch 100% of every singular unit of grass in a game.

[@raetekusu1]

@@DasingerVoice Grass+Ass% - BOTW, touch grass then spend a night with Paya.

[@MouldMadeMind]

@@vividao4123 most games have grass as a texture, which you can't really measure.

[@jonothanthrace1530]

I want to see a video of how quickly you can softlock every Zelda.

[@JON.HOUSE24]

Hard to say why I spent the last 7:15 watching you touch all that grass, but it made me very happy. 😂 😂 keep up the good(...?) work! "If a street performer gets you to stop, you owe them a buck."

[@j0rts]

I'm glad my grass touching made you happy. Thank you :)

[@blackgamerfirst8439]

I think I have the same story😂

[@NathanielBandy]

Touch grass in every Metroid game; oh wait they're all indoors.

[@roskoeclips]

Yo, love your vids man

[@j0rts]

*uploads mega compilation of playing through every Metroid game casually*

[@zlatanbogdanovic6874]

For some reason. I tought the same thing. Mihajlo Bogdanović

[@bluewuppo]

scuttlebug

[@DireBowser]

I think most of the games actually do have grass. Super Metroid has you start on the surface of Zebes which has grass, and Fusion has an SR388 habitat, which means Metroid II probably has grass on the surface. I haven't played Dread yet, so I can't say much about it. Metroid 1 technically has you touch grass at the very end, but cutscene grass doesn't count. Edit: Metroid NES has 0 grass. I was mistaken. You could do a touch acid run, tho.

[@deusexvesania1702]

All I can think of now is the hero of Hyrule walking out the door, faceplanting into the nearest patch of grass and snorting the shit out of it. All why Ganondorf terrorizes the locals in the background.

[@jjabbott7249]

That's just Breath of the Wild.

[@dominicjannazo7144]

OoT dank% is that with a different type of grass

[@lils_issleepy4]

😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@Rbxkid21]

Bro. -_-

[@faby_baby]

Jesus loves you and will fulfill you more than anything, I speak from experience, he wants a meaningful relationship with you, and you will find him if you seek him. Look up the abcs of salvation teenmissions on Google and it should be the first result, click what it says and read and do what it says, It’s not hard (and if it is ask God to help you), I promise you it’s more worth it than you could imagine. I’ll leave you with these verses… “that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him. For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.” ‭‭Romans‬ ‭10‬:‭9‬-‭13‬ ‭KJV‬‬ “And ye shall seek me, and find me, when ye shall search for me with all your heart.” ‭‭Jeremiah‬ ‭29‬:‭13‬ ‭KJV‬‬ God Bless you and may The Lord Jesus guide you and teach you as you live your life. I pray he does and you let him guide you. Amen.

[@matthewmccoy7437]

i’ve never noticed how many times you wake up to start the game, im glad you pointed that out lmao

[@Myserval]

someone should make a video about that, that would be really interesting to see! nintendo loves doing that cuz like, kirby and the forgotten land starts with kirby waking up - im sure theres a pokemon game or two that do that too

[@skchabauzinha7118]

I heard somewhere it was meant to represent the awakening of a hero or something

[@CallMeNoa]

It's a time-honored tradition.

[@richardmahn7589]

I wonder, if we were to change the beginning of the original Zelda game and have Link wake up, how and where would it happen?

[@haroeneissa790]

It makes sense. He needs some rest before he starts running and fighting for like 80 hours straight without any breaks.

[@Acatdog76robloox]

“Also fun fact do you know you can die in the starting area of the game” Link failed his mission before it started 💀

[@voidAsteraceae]

Link wakes up at the beginning of Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks too

[@IsuKen]

Legend tells of a hero.. who wakes up and touches grass. And thus, the green tunic has been passed down from generation to generation to honor his odd obsession.

[@d3dfox155]

also a sword passed down to said hero, to cut and carry grass around.... people... still dont know why he does it.

[@Evan-uz5lx]

True

[@EdwardJamesBickels]

Link waking up at the beginning of some games is a bit of story telling. It's supposed to signify a new hero. If you notice, Link wakes up in OOT, but doesnt in MM since it's a direct sequel.

[@chickenninja09]

Yeah it signifies the awakening of the next hero of Hyrule

[@ARUCARDFTEPES]

Interesting, I never even thought about it until he started a counter.

[@329link]

It also serves to establish link's character. He's meant to be more laid back and chill, sometimes even with a bit of a lazy streak. Makes it more meaningful when he answers the call of duty. That's actually one of the reasons why I don't like BotW Link as much, since he never gets to have that bit of characterization because the game starts off with everything already going down.

[@deltnira]

Oh that's true ! And really interesting : we can predict that we will not wake up in totk for it is a sequel of botw (in wich we wake up after 100 years btw)

[@abadhaiku]

It's there to tell the player "This dude is just out here living his own quiet life when heroism smacked him on the head and he had to go out and Metroidvania"

[@Atlas_Redux]

I approve of the "touch grass" series. More. Or maybe not. But more.

[@darkmudofhorror8224]

❗

[@Enter_a_funny_name_here]

Fun fact: link wakes up at the start of every game as a symbol for a new hero “waking up” butt in sequels such as breath of the wild and tears of the kingdom

[@Kale13000]

Ok, no more touching grass. Touch snow instead

[@CZsWorld]

Finally Adventure of Link is best at SOMETHING

[@GlowingOrangeOoze]

IMO it was the game where it was the most fun to fight enemies all the way until BotW.

[@of5606]

Hey, it was the best at making me want to go outside.

[@bessidahorse]

Best at hard difficulty?

[@citronvannalemon]

It's best at making you want to eat your controller.

[@ChaosRayZero]

It has the best temple music too. _Fight me!_

[@logielear]

“Let’s go down this ladder carefully” (jumps off the ladder) “Let’s go across this bridge now” (completely falls off the bridge)

[@thatsruffdog]

3:42 Sub-optimal. You can do a side-hop over the railing, into the water and do a super swim onto the land and roll onto the grass.

[@blackballensns]

nerd

[@sek3234]

​@@blackballensns clown 🤡

[@Johblade101]

@@blackballensns🤡

[@bradencosier80]

This is truly riveting content and important journalism that everyone needs to be aware of. Keep up the good work!

[@alfredkabatay656]

Whenever link wakes up feeling incredible, he should worry, it's about to be a long day.

[@vanitasssgss6951]

"Also did you know you could die in the starting area of this game?" (as the camera slowly but surely moves back making Link grainier and graineir)

[@the_swagg]

lol that what i was thinking too

[@aaronsilverman837]

Link's awakening doesn't start with them waking up, it ends with it

[@Cryo_Gen]

Ironic

[@spudsbuchlaw]

[Explosion.ogg]

[@yoshidababies4222]

Mind: blown

[@otisjoi]

this is genuinely such a good video idea and its executed hilariously i laugh every time he leads into "-where there is plenty of nice grass to touch"

[@emburn6078]

HEY!!! I HAVE THE WII U BOTW VERSION TOO!!! Great to see another Wii U enjoyer! Great videos, even though I take too long to realize references...

[@alternimousdimension]

I loved the Wii u version haha. I liked the more interactive version where the Wii u was literally the sheikah slate in the real world.

[@amandac8836]

The Phantom Hourglass bit had me laughing my ass off

[@cupojoe650]

How fast can the fastest hedgehog alive touch grass? I need to see more grass touching.

[@BonaparteBardithion]

My sister had the same suggestion. Probably pretty quickly since a variant of Green Hill Zone opens at least half the games.

[@Lorfo11]

Green Hill Zone, Emerald Hills Zone, Angel Island Zone, Mushroom Hills Zone (if we count Sonic and Knuckles as its own game) just to name the Sega Megadrive games all start on Grass.

[@EinDose]

The Megadrive games all make this one easy, but after that it gets weird. If you start with the Dark story in SA2 you need to clear a whole boss fight before getting the chance to touch grass.

[@treyslider6954]

@@EinDose I mean, how far into City Escape do you get before there's grass you can touch? I bet there's some in it somewhere, but it's a pretty urban environment... ...and then you get to Heroes and you literally start on grass again :D

[@EinDose]

@@treyslider6954 you end up in a little public park after the boarding section, so it's not too bad.

[@ScrungeGruff]

I seriously cannot get over how good you are at touching grass. I wish I too held this talent, but to my dismay, I do not.

[@PerfectlyLost]

The birth of a new series and its beatiful

[@JustJulyo]

So glad I subscribed!

[@lgwenl3373]

Awwwwww

[@Blankman436]

When link died in the start of that game it’s because he EITHER touched to MUCH GRASS or DIDNT TOUCH GRASS FOR A SECOND lol

[@linkthezombie]

I am also one of the 10 with a Wii U copy of Breath of the Wild, nice to find someone who has one of the other copies!

[@trevdoesweirdthings]

This guy: "All we need to do is climb down this ladder VERY SAFELY and then walk across this bridge CAREFULLY" Also him: *Proceeds to break Link's kneecaps and plunge into the ocean because of the pain*

[@j0rts]

I’m sure he’ll be fine

[@Uzi_is_coolest_ever]

@@j0rts you sure he'll be fine

[@creeperking8702]

@@Uzi_is_coolest_ever yeah I heard hospital beds are really comfortable he’ll be fine in there

[@user-np2xl4qk4w]

@@creeperking8702 they aren't lol

[@AngelofGrace96]

Of course the green boi would be faster at touching grass than the red man

[@treyslider6954]

But is the blue hog faster than the green boi? These are the pressing issues of our time.

[@fforby]

I love zelda's little green hat. His legend is very powerful. 🥗

[@j0rts]

Yes, Mr. Zelda is very powerful

[@The_Soul_King]

Zelda is a great hero

[@LifeIsAHighwayIAmACarCrash]

I know this is a joke but it still makes me so disappointed

[@killertofu586]

@@PodoHelmer I think you're confused. The games are called the Legend of Zelda, not the Legend of Link

[@killswitch69]

@@PodoHelmer pretty sure it was sarcasm

[@oakenshadow6763]

The counter got me, cause I remember how he always woke up at the start of the games I've gotten to play. It's a joke at this point. >XD 1:33

[@dovak914]

6:18 Hey, so we're both GigaChads :) Pls don't judge Please ;-;

[@brilliantsableye2591]

4:46 You skipped the part where Link wakes up at the beginning of Phantom Hourglass

[@JBaughb]

He’s also asleep on the floor at the beginning of Spirit Tracks.

[@ananini_ringleadernico]

He also wakes up at the begining of Twilight Princess, doesn't he?

[@lonedragonwolf1706]

I can confirm two of those, I have played Twilight Princess, Fado wakes Link up, and I have seen part of the intro to Spirit Tracks where Link was indeed asleep on the floor. Sorry that I don’t know about Phantom Hourglass. I might update this reply if I find out though.

[@ananini_ringleadernico]

@@lonedragonwolf1706 I can confirm he does indeed wake up at the start of Phantom Hourglass

[@tillyvanilly7015]

4:54 preparing the Zelda touch water video already, aren’t we?

[@josuijolaya]

5:03 bro thinks he's walter white

[@FlowCreators]

Phantom hourglass was such a throwback I couldn’t remember the title of this game for years

[@Diego-ke6bq]

Throwing stuff to npcs was the best part 😂😂

[@Draikinator]

incredible series concept. looking forward to all grass touching videos.

[@TsunamiKai23]

Pls keep touching grass it’s how I found your channel and it’s fun. 😂

[@RandomShinigami7]

Don’t worry about not knowing that Triforce Heroes existed. Most people don’t. Nintendo gave it 30 seconds in an E3 Nintendo Direct then never mentioned it again.

[@chaotickreg7024]

Triforce heroes got a lot of one attention in one very specific community! And that's polyamorous couples. I was in an open relationship with a girl that played it with another couple. One of the only 3 player games playable by tumblr nerds.

[@nathangoedeke694]

Theory: every Zelda game Link wakes up from having dreamed about the previous game

[@LanatheWhiteSorceress]

"And while we may have lost our horse, we at least get to touch some grass." Why is this sentence so funny?! 🤣

[@iJerseyDevil]

Just subscribed yesterday after watching the Mario grass-touching video, and am so happy to see another one

[@j0rts]

Glad to hear it :)

[@iJerseyDevil]

@@j0rts Absolutely, your videos are great. Keep it up!

[@dazcarrr]

now do metroid games since that should be an actual challenge

[@moonfallprince7735]

This is why Majora's Mask and the Oracle games are my favorites in the series: because you immediately start out touching grass 😤

[@pineappleboi1719]

Bro actually bought BotW on the Wii U, I didn't even know that existed 💀

[@CaptainXJ]

Fun video, even though "touch grass" is probably top three of my hated sayings of all time.

[@PLAYER42_ready]

Seeing how long it takes to touch grass in some of these games makes me appreciate skipping cutscenes in modern gaming.

[@jakobbutwithak1030]

5:12 me when I touch grass

[@deepsavla6754]

Can anyone help me find what zelda song he plays at around 4:35 during the twilight princess segment? I can't remember the name for the life of me

[@j0rts]

Spirit Tracks Overworld

[@mumu_didi]

Hearing the game over music from phantom hourglass gave me chills. Good memories

[@annyong_]

I love the "TOUCH GRASS" guy!

[@j0rts]

Is this the #1 horse streamer?

[@KiraSlith]

Really, this makes a great test of the expansion of time between title screen and gameplay over the years. You can see the gap widen steadily with every subsequent release until the DS.

[@wesleywinters3673]

time to touch grass again in less than 48 hours

[@lumindoesvideos]

KZbin recommendations has struck and given me a good giggle. Also I've died in the tutorial for Spirit Tracks.

[@nshine887]

Now to go touch grass in every DK game 😂

[@j0rts]

;)

[@lgwenl3373]

Yes!!!

[@WD_RatLad]

"And then there's Chunky, he's- Dead."

[@AlexanderAviles697]

I also have the Wii U version of breath of the wild we just built different. This video was funny. Keep making great content.

[@jordicoma]

Also I

[@kid14346]

Didn't even touch grass in Link's Crossbow Training... smh my head.

[@4kaSOSiso]

2:30 funniest way to touching grass 😂

[@xavavra]

Him: Carefully walk across this bridge Also him: *jumps into the water

[@H3Vtux]

This is just fantastic content.

[@sanekibeko]

Touch grass in every single pokemon game including the spin offs.

[@chaotickreg7024]

Avoid tall grass!

[@KorokGenji]

This man is an absolute legend for touching grass in every Zelda game

[@korytoombs886]

Failed because he forgot CDi games.

[@Drayconic13]

@@korytoombs886 Except he jokingly referenced one of them

[@zachdavisson6110]

I didn't see him touch grass is Link's Crossbow Training. (Does that game have grass? Citation needed)

[@anuamir2107]

4:58 The death scenes are so dramatic with these games! 😂😂😂

[@Akaminosprime]

6:33 I play on cemu Why? Cause there’s ltrly no on eBay or flea markets that I looked through for switch Can it be counted?

[@Stevow_]

Imagen touching grass after 100 years of sleeping.

[@CT-ue4kg]

I think we need to start doing with this on games that have barely any grass....

[@PKMN649]

This just really made me want to replay the phantom hourglass, minish cap and spirit tracks

[@Hip-Gnosis1134]

2:42 definitely looks like a totally sick nasty bike jump I would have made in the woods as a child

[@skiadrum99]

See but now you have to touch grass in TOTK

[@An1mat0rz]

You forgot to include both Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks links waking up, bringing the total to 11.

[@Ghoastie_toastiez_animation]

It's because he skipped the cutscenes

[@coacobird]

6:28 hey I'm another of ten people, but unfortunately my wii-u broke before I could finish the game.

[@tystrickland]

I guess that makes me the 3rd out of ten and i also completed the fame and dlc on both wii u and switch 😂

[@antoninolocicero7193]

Here's the forth

[@sansattorney]

Here's the fifth

[@JTRogue151]

But like...now I'm just going to tell you to touch grass in various other games like Kirby or Pokémon

[@warnegoodman]

But the real question is how long does it take to touch grass in Ripened: Tingle's Balloon Trip of Love

[@WalmartHobo]

I started out with the WiiU version for about 2-3 years

[@EladLTD]

Awesome! keep up the good work!

[@sledgen.]

I love the zelda series, great video! (here before it blows up)

[@Pumpernikkle]

I’m the most hardcore j0rts fan!!!!!! more ramp xtreme sports moves please

[@j0rts]

:)

[@Linkathon]

Starting as a tradition in Lttp, Link will wake up at the start of the game. It’s supposed to symbolize a new hero being awakened and a new adventure starting. However there is one exception. Sequels. In direct sequels, mm, ooa, ph, and totk link will already be awake.

[@dacrokmistakilla]

Technically, in link's awakening, you don't begin the game by waking up. Wink wink.

[@RantAd]

Touch. More. Grass.

[@person.person]

Touch grass, in Metroid.

[@itsmekevvv]

I'm dead, I didn't expect this

[@j0rts]

rip

[@techtime1212]

Link waking up at the start of the game is supposed to symbolize the awakening of a new hero

[@randomslomo1875]

I didn't think you'd be able to do it in Ocarina of Time... But thank goodness you were able to find some.

[@skullroman1867]

For how long can you avoid touching grass in every Zelda game?

[@DavidDDavidsonSA]

I think Kirby could use some grass touching too.

[@stolenmonkey7477]

2:58 link?! What are you doing?!

[@ruancarlosneves9586]

Exercises

[@linkfan0542]

J0rts: lets just walk across this bridge very carefully link: jumps in the water

[@pecholsjones]

In Four Swords Adventures, that looked more like moss to me than grass

[@Paccyd33]

Agreed, that wasn’t grass

[@chaimsteinberg5010]

0:27 she knows where to he grass is

[@TheLastWanderingBard]

How fast can you touch grass in every Elder Scrolls game?

[@sassyhulk7685]

I am personally insulted that you do not have way more subscribers

[@JustJulyo]

2023 going to be a big year for the "Touch gras guy"

[@conversationtosaurusrex]

Ehhh I find mega big KZbinrs very annoying. It doesn't mean they guy doesn't deserve more subscribers, its just the idea that having a lot of subscribers equates to good quality content isn't always the case.

[@JustJulyo]

@@conversationtosaurusrex no but we hope that he gets a big count to ensure his channel sticks around as they tend rely on ad revenue to allow them to do this kinda stuff we like

[@devinhallsworth5531]

Oh man that Ocarina of time title screen music hits hard EVERY TIME.

[@nameinusebro7798]

I think the reason most of the games start with hime awakening is because it’s like a new hero is born

[@bluestaff8248]

Man... I think this dude needs to go touch some more grass

[@LunarLotus184]

Tears of the kingdom now