When an officer tells you to stay warm at the gate😂

[@Akeelahh]

Her “how are you sir?” Him “im out standing”😂

[@markchallis1885]

Underrated

[@mattlowe1276]

Missed that 😂

[@ergus179]

Better than I ever did

[@AquaJV]

@@sirlee5264Give me a minute to process this.

[@drakebeasley5725]

Out standing in the cold🤣

[@dannydersman8932]

"aRe YOu cOld?" Snow literally falling off my beret into their open window... "Nah. But you about to be. Pull over, hop out and pop the trunk for me."

[@antwonstewart3457]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Omnishredder]

"If I got suck it up, so do you!"

[@joshdev4404]

😂😂😂😂

[@vapes531]

😂😂😂😂

[@ogd2626]

What!!!!!!?😂

[@thibault9741]

That smile at the end 😂😂

[@handbooms2959]

The "please don't tell on me" smile 😂

[@legendofman12]

Got me rolling 😂😂

[@gabrieldesousa8034]

Ahahaahahaahjaah ikr

[@A55BertEinstain]

Reminded me of Naruto

[@MsKita0087]

😂😂😂😂

[@Droneryderlee]

“Stay warm defender” got me 💀 I can’t breathe died laighing

[@maxismine9896]

I made it 1k likes and commented, your welcome

[@darkmidnight818]

It wasn't funny

[@Tikii_9]

@@darkmidnight818Yeah thanks for telling us you never served. We don’t care😂

[@Skuui]

@@darkmidnight818"that'll show 'em" ah reply

[@christiansaldana1449]

Hey people of the internet, I have never served. Would any of you mind folk like to explain the joke for me? Any explanation is much appreciated.

[@mwoodall13]

I’m “out standing” killed me for some reason

[@pyrylatvanen5226]

Yeah made me chuckle😂

[@georgeacosta6650]

Double meaning 😅

[@hmishfiddy]

@@georgeacosta6650Exaaactly bro i was dying for a sec

[@chrishicks8734]

I always said this any time anyone asked and no-one seemed to catch on

[@Joseph660]

He literally is

[@cooblur]

No gloves during gate guard is crazy

[@marcusbrown188]

I never been to an air base, are u allowed to have gloves?

[@westerncorsair]

I know those damn pockets aren't made for hands private! - my old infantry DS

[@Blade0427]

Normally there us a guard shack. At the gate.

[@Blade0427]

Is

[@CBG2895]

I believe they’re allowed to but at the discretion of that one specific base commander.

[@BrawlerTheSmokyDutchMan]

Yes ma'am it's cold, could use some military grade heated socks, ma'am😅.

[@phyrexianjudgement]

So regular socks

[@BrawlerTheSmokyDutchMan]

@@phyrexianjudgement i mean, it would not be that expensive🤷

[@phyrexianjudgement]

@@BrawlerTheSmokyDutchMan lowest bidder

[@bigboi4269]

​@@BrawlerTheSmokyDutchManNever underestimate what the DOD will overpay for.

[@jasonml3508]

@@bigboi4269don’t you mean overestimate what the DOD is willing to pay

[@EyesWideShuttt]

"I'm good sir. How are you?" "I'm outstanding." "Yeah, literally"

[@82473C]

iiii get itttt

[@theanalyticalrevolutionary3415]

Underrated Comment 😮😮😱😱

[@troyknox9687]

😂😂😂😂

[@biscottigaming5663]

Yea this was the joke in the video

[@nervonabliss2071]

Best line if u curse on accident "i swallowed a bug"

[@stormybil]

Yessir.m we have used that one in the field a couple times 😂😅

[@forkman5630]

In the cold? 😂🤔

[@nervonabliss2071]

@@forkman5630 My throats dry... cold weather and all might have strep too 😮‍💨

[@marcusjones3961]

Using this!!!

[@callmeadmiral2967]

Ain't no bugs in -20F

[@Damocles54]

"You cold out here?" "No ma'am. So, I'm going to need you to pull over into the inspection area for me. You have your fleece on, right? You might get cold standing out here while I'm conducting my search"

[@xplorerman105]

'Are you cold?' 'No ma'am the air is cold not me'

[@djfreem6881]

😂😂 they put me on the gate I’m using this in a half second

[@AirGhostAlpha]

That salute got me 😂

[@cjlittle3176]

“Stay warm defender” “yes ma’am” we sitting in my car with the heat on for the rest of the night on orders

[@Valhalla2]

Ouuuu

[@kellychuba]

I had a sailor say please don't smother me, ma'am. And then I tried really hard to stop.....Stay warm, defender!

[@kangarooboy616]

I don’t understand why don’t they like it when you say stay warm defender

[@Puggy42069]

@@kangarooboy616 Because they can't stay warm. If they could stay warm they would have the day off or be inside.

[@yase0496]

"I swear to goodness" 😂

[@pizzafire6666]

Bro caught lacking at end...

[@davidponder1654]

One time an officer brought us a space heater, another one got mad about it. Welcome to the army😂

[@flightcffaux22]

My favorite phrases from my leadership was "cold is a state of mind" and "just stop shivering" i always remember those phrases when its cold and remember to SUFFER IN SILENCE

[@GamerDude27]

He sure is *out standing* 😂

[@user-oz5vl2ho8v]

He’s the first non-ashy brutha in 5 degree weather. 😂

[@8bitdelorean]

“are you cold?” “nah i just go blue and die”

[@micaelaiphys]

Brings back so many memories. Thank you for the laugh.

[@geetarguy777]

Tyler the Defender 💀

[@James-ud3vq]

That "Im out standing" joke went over your heads 😂

[@l4nes]

"im out standing"

[@Vietnam_SpeakingTrees]

No pun intended

[@mason7915]

“You have an amazing night I appreciate you 😬”

[@mineofitsown]

“Are you cold” I’d be like “I am a tad cold, but sorry to tell you, but, your the 5th car”

[@12whitelines]

This comment is underrated, and I know my petty ass would do such a thing and that’s partly why it was better I leave the heroic and badass acts to my older brother who did serve in the army.

[@worldpeacearroyo8515]

This interaction might have saved LT's life for the night outside because he clearly hit a boiling point.

[@spyratekodaks7494]

Dude, I can relate so fkn much with this! They really do be telling jokes like this!

[@zrh1132]

That shaky ass salute gotta be the most real shit 😅

[@user-wo4uc2le2t]

Your smile is contagious though and you look adorable too.

[@jayrandolph9328]

Ya know I really mean it when I tell someone posted outside to stay warm or stay cool...I genuinely hope they find a way to stay comfortable...

[@OGPvPMC]

Me too:(

[@engi.2]

Airman on gate guard duty be like:

[@OmniscientWarrior]

When that airman of from the comm squadron and the sf guys are good: ma'am we are conducting a random antiterrorism measurement and will need you to pull over here, turn off the vehicle, and open all doors and compartments. If they have an attitude, you also bring out the mirror. Might be just a quick 3 min search but that is plenty to get everything cold. Too bad the engine will do be warm enough to blow hot air in about 2 min and the can be fully warmed back up in 3.

[@sioneiongi6857]

"Man down" had me 😂😂

[@austinwattler5226]

I would’ve at least give him a hot drink and gloves lol 😆

[@irahayes3368]

That salute was almost a backhand😂

[@nidhoggr8193]

"Nah, it's not cold out here ma'am. I just can't feel my feet, my hands, or my face. 😁😑

[@eazyLANZY]

Bro i can feel you. And its about to say "what? A five .....degree"

[@LoneStarOMGTX]

Boy her voice and that accent tho! 🫠

[@Cokknine333]

Yeah, what about it?

[@TheLegendaryOsiris]

Touch some grass bruh

[@ctbbabykay1]

She from Louisiana

[@stormybil]

​@@TheLegendaryOsirislol. Not many understand that expression

[@comradedog7144]

“Ay stay warm lil bro”

[@modnargx9718]

that forced smile at the end hahaha

[@Road-Peasant]

"Stay dry" was the best. You're standing in a downpour and they pull up with their wipers set on mach 2 flicking water in your face, slide their window down half an inch and poke their ID out. You greet, check, hand it back, tell them to have a great day and they hit you with it. "Stay dry!" The thoughts that go through you head as they drive away leaving you to continue standing there soaked to the skin. Ah good times 😊

[@OmniscientWarrior]

I always turn my wipers off when I approach. Some people are like, it's just water, even if they are working the gate. But I am not good to be a rude asshole.

[@holysinnerxxx]

Happy New Year to all those serving; especially in a deployed location.

[@thinbluelinefr8884]

Thanks for them, happy new year for you and your family !

[@holysinnerxxx]

@@thinbluelinefr8884 same to you!

[@thinbluelinefr8884]

@@holysinnerxxx Thank you🤙🤙💪. I'm not a US active duty member but in French uniform as my French military family Thank you so.much for you message, many respects for US comrades who i worked with them ☺️🇨🇵🇺🇲 Take care and God bless you

[@earningattorney9887]

Yes masta vibes

[@kevinbutton4580]

"Mam im gonna need to to hop out and pop the trunk" 😂

[@tyler4730]

Brooooo you're too funny 😂

[@okkipooky8612]

Same thing when we deliver packages 📦 and it’s raining 🌧️ and the customers say “thank you for my package! STAY DRY OUT THERE” 😂😂

[@AudioAlcove]

Ayyy my man. Where u been???

[@LoFoSho]

The amount of “stay warms” I got in the middle of a -10 degree blizzard was unreal.

[@markmiranda2870]

The scream at the end got me 🤣🤣🤣

[@anthonywalsh9581]

"stay warm", "stay cool", "stay dry" like awe jeez thank you so much for making this 12 hour guard shift so much better i totally was not doing any of those things until you showed up to save me modern jesus

[@johntaylor251]

I used to have a friend who worked at a restaurant and lived on the base and he would bring fries back when his shift was over for the people at the gate

[@OniSyphon]

lol, channeled Gilbert Gottfried at the end😅

[@yousufahmed7457]

“ I swear tah goodaess”🤣🤣🤣

[@XenoCorperate]

That landline call went hard with the Re-Deployment lol

[@LogikalMindset]

Used to work with British Navy Dude and he used to say: "There's no such thing as cold only varying levels of warmth." As crazy as that sounded that actually helped me out alot. 😂

[@jacobrobison7088]

The next person in line is getting it double now

[@UniteChopRise]

The smile at the end 😂😂

[@CainLupus]

That's why I always just tell em "Take care" or "have a good one". They can at least control that 😂

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Take care is what I usually say to everyone always.

[@guitarshreder91]

He said "I'm outstanding" 😂🤣😂🤣 Cuz he is 😂

[@trueone_tz]

Salute from Tanzania 🇹🇿 🙌 ❤ Stay warm budy

[@blasterblake6617]

"I'm going to need you to open all internal and external compartments"

[@MunchkinPlayz8610]

his sarcasm is hilarious bro 😂😅

[@GreenEyedRogue]

It's Zeros like you that make me proud to serve!!

[@ontheedgeofshadow2790]

I was afraid those fingers might have gotten stuck to your dome in that super cold! 😂🖤

[@bobyu9785]

These are hilarious

[@MFGo0se024]

That smile reached volumes

[@user-tt3wy6sy3w]

I love his smile bro

[@Johnsonlui7707]

"Stay warm" "Stay dry"

[@The_Lone_Ronin7]

Should’ve played it off as a sneeze 😂

[@alexhuerta6164]

That blood flow from the anger got his ass warm 😂

[@ssgtericway5510]

The “thank…..you….” 😂😂😂😂

[@rulyon7222]

A coworker told me the only comment he ever appreciated from an officer at the gate was when they said they appreciated them performing their duties despite the conditions.

[@blessgoddess4186]

I swear to GOODNESS 🙏🏿

[@petergilbert715]

Sounds like a random vehicle inspection is due lol

[@sirgigachad1894]

Way too relatable 😂

[@tja4806]

He said “I swear to goodness” 😂😂😂

[@radio8761]

“No, I’m not come anymore. That question boiled my blood to proper temperature.

[@BigMac8008]

This guy makes some of the funniest videos on the internet right now

[@blackairforce5027]

Shid I don’t blame him she had the audacity to say stay warm 😂😂😂

[@flutterbeth4260]

I love the first joke, "im OUT STANDING" IN DA COLD😂😂

[@verticalstance]

stay warm out there buddy

[@AnthonyfukinMacias]

“I’m out standing” 😂

[@LittleFilo.]

The "what da fucckk" at the end got me

[@darkmetaOFFICIAL]

stay warm dude is basically made of ice but ok 😂

[@justinscott8263]

Y'all be making us late!🤣💀

[@jonathanlopez3381]

That officer making sure we here her lil accent lol

[@iamsaved7]

New Orleans' accent!

[@johnnyreb2241]

Its like Major Paynes son comin out during that thank salute 🤣🤣

[@kevin-sw6bx]

Lmao I swear to goodness got me

[@Theonetruefinalboss]

Same energy when folks tell me to stay dry while delivering pizza in pouring ass rain.

[@charlesphillips1928]

I have to admit I get a real kick out of you guy's!!! Keep up the good work and make us laugh!!! 👍

[@tyshonsullivan4959]

He was screaming pop the barriers

[@AnotherLooseEnd141]

“WhAt ThE fU-“ 😂😂😂

[@tyrusan7411]

That’s what people say in northern Canada lol “it’s hot out here, it’s only 5 degrees” lol

[@Kp08og]

That’s why I like the guard. “I thought I heard something else.” “Yeah you did Linda, fuck off!”

[@jaden4462]

damn is she gonna cut the salute or what 😂😂

[@Ricky_the_Georgian]

He pulled out the elmo

[@MWTGoldenGun]

I love his smile at the end

[@djfreem6881]

See… at that point just take the article🤣🤣

[@ryan-michealrowley6780]

My man turned into Norbit